14.12. Top ten answers to Microsoft's question: "Where do you want to go today?"

   10) Work.
   
   9) Hell.
   
   8) The Win95NetBugs page to see where else Microsoft screwed up.
   
   7) www.windows95.com for cool Win95 shareware
   
   6) Disneyland. (TM)
   
   5) The MS Knowledge Base because Win95 tech support's too busy
   
   4) netwire.novell.com to get Client32 (I don't know why...)
   
   3) Redmond, Washington, to assassinate William H. Gates.
   
   2) The Jones's. They have a Mac.
   
   1) Home, to eat Dinner

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