From: grog
    1)  in the Marines.
    2)  hiding with Waldo
    3)  sitting at home wondering where the others are
    4)  downtown, jes' lookin' for some tush!
    5)  avoiding the net like a plague
    6)  over there in the Self-Help section
    7)  have you *really* tried mashing lips with the nearest frog?
    8)  sitting at home, wondering why you aren't calling
    9)  possibly unconscious in GrogCave (CaveJanes only =)."

ooga.