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Answer by tini69
Submitted on 5/7/2004
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i smoked every day for two years. i wanted to start a better job, so i quit smoking and went to GNC and got some pills in a blue bottle. the bottle will tell you to take 2 a day. i took about 12 to 16 pills a day for two weeks and passed a pee test. as far as blood test. i'mnot sure. but you need to understand that the pill's will cost a lot and also i have had kidney problems from taking so many. if you don't mind the stabbing pains in your kidney's and a slight, some times strong smell in your pee or pooh. and your breath, go for it. i have had two kidney infections. i almost lost one. be very carfule when taking herbs to clean your system. as far as drinking sure gel, pickel juice, vinagar, lots of water, cranberry jucie. they work for many people, but not all. start to cut back your intake or just stop all together and start cleaning out your system. right away

Answer by Bluntleaf713
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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I am also a current smoker, I smoked very heavily for about 3 years. As in I smoked at least 5 out of the 7 days in a week. I wanted to get a job that drug test, so I stopped for a little less then a month. In conclusion I passed the freaking test. Now my job randomly test which sucks hardcore ass, b/c i feel without the weed, life is very dull and gray. The weed also made me very creative and made me motivated to do things. My question is, I hear that there is a tablet called urineluck and u just put those tablets in your urine and it will naturally clean your urine and is undetectable. Is this possible? I sure hope so, b/c I'll have to get me some of that! :) Legalize it! I've read the arguments, and the ones against marijuana are ridiculous. Look at countries like Canada and Australia, its legal there. Why is it there and not here. Give world piece a chance, you never hear of Canada going to war with someone or terrorist attacking there. C'mon

Answer by kamauvie
Submitted on 9/3/2004
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If this can help anyone.... If you need to pass a drug test and don't want to risk using your own pee...here's a method I recently used. Meterials Condom Baby Thermometer Cup Hot water stick pin Paper cloth or small thin towel After getting "clean" urine from a friend. Before the test(after putting on gloves). I pored the urine (enough for a test) in the condom and tied two knots in the condom. Next, I placed the condom in the cup of hot water. Before you go to the test take the filled condom out of the water and take its temperature. Urine from the body is usually between 90 to 95 degrees. Use the thermometer to make sure the urine is in that range before you go in to test. Then, I placed the filled condom in my sock wrapped in a paper towel next to my skin(you could place it anywhere long as it is close to your skin). Once I got in the bathroom to give the sample I took the pin and poked a small hole in the condom and let the condom drain into the sample cup. Done! I hope this helps someone...

Answer by DEE NYC
Submitted on 9/26/2004
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I smoked for 10 years, heavily. I was locked up from May 9th, 2003, until July 5th 2003, exactly 2 months, and when I was released, I was tested for drugs, and I was proven to be clean. Therefore, I would say for a heavy everyday smoker, it will take about 60 days for marijuana to be out of your system completely. I no longer smoke the way I used to, due to drug testing now. I get tested every month, and occasionally I take a few tokes of good smoke, ((3 blunts total, usually between the day I get tested(after testing), and the following days after)) here and there during the first week after I get tested, just enough time for me to be clean for the next test date three weeks later. Don't push it guys! I have a fast metabolism which also helps, and I'm 185 pounds, six feet tall. I also use Niacin, which also helps to detoxify your system. Make sure you purchase plain NIACIN, not niacin mixed with vitamin b-3 or anything else. Must be pure Niacin at least 500mg dosage. Take 1 pill for breakfast, 1 for lunch, and one pill at night. Too much will cause liver damage and pain. You will experience a flushing feeling(hotness for about an hour each time you pop a pill), but hey it works! Good Luck!

Answer by mr20
Submitted on 10/10/2004
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The chemical in marijuana, THC, is absorbed by fatty tissues in various organs. Traces of THC can be detected by standard urine and blood tests for about 2 days up to 11 weeks depending on the persons metabolism, how much they smoked and how long they smoked. THC can be detected for the life of the hair. Again, the sensitivity of the test ranges from person from to person depending on many factors including the amount of body fat, differences in metabolism, and how long and how much they smoked. The doctors that TeenHealthFX works with will not perform drug tests without talking to their patients first and letting them know what their concerns are. There are guidelines for informing patients about drug testing that all doctors must follow I took this from a website on health,so this isnt the b.s. most people have posted here.Dont smoke if ur on probation,come on,just wait until you get off,quit being such a dopefiends.

Answer by WeedBeGone
Submitted on 10/11/2004
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Yes, you are all right, weed is able to be catagorilcally formulated on a graph along with all the other ipsofactoid regulated and unregulated drugs that we consumers take for fun and for pain...now if pot were the reason ya'll spelt so terribly, then I suspect we'd all be in deep sheet then...well you get the picture...it don't make one stupid..stupid is as stupid does, you are born stupid, you have to learn, yet it looks like people associate pot and stupidity on this site...it aint so...pot is not evil..it is a good thing, it makes me happy, and for Kenneys sake, it makes sex even that much more enjoyable...now where is that burrito...and those chips..and what happened to that dern soda I was jerkin....er...

Answer by hellrazr2003
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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well i heard that if u intake a small amout of weed/marijuana the best way to get a positive result is if you drink a lot of water or cranberry juice. my friend who does it says it stays in your system for 72 hours but i also heard from somebody else that it stays in your system for a month. and i also found out if you are in a room with somebody who is doing it if they are still smoking which it is in the air and u are inhaleing it it will take about 3 weeks a lot of drinking water and whatnot to get weed out of your system. jobs these days if they find out you are takeing a controlled substance they have no problem alerting the police because they are expecting young people to be doing drugs.if u have n e questions email me hellrazr2003@yahoo.com

Answer by tokin' in Tallahassee
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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You can fail a drug test any time between the day you smoke and 45 days later. To pass, ( I work for law enforcement, so I KNOW this worked, it worked for my test!) drink water all day the day before till your pee is clear. Then drink water all the next morning. Vigorous exercise helps too. Make sure that your pee is clear before doing the following. Buy Sure Gel *(get it at Publix, Wal-Mart of your neighborhood grocer). Dump the sure gell into a bottle of gatoraid (or something similar - but NOT clear gator aid, like orange or something). drink the whole thing of gator aid, and the sure gell will coat the inside of your stomach and bladder. Take the test between 1 and three hours later. You pass with flying colors.

Answer by Speed Freak
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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Sweet Jesus. Have you smoked yourselves retarded? I only do 1-2 shots of speed a day. That stuff gets out of your system in 3 days tops... I am curious why you guys would smoke that crap if you knew you where getting tested. How many of you will go to prison if your caught. Wising up. I'm glad I'm not as bad as you guys are. Get your stuff together, seek help. I haven't smoked any weed in like 3 years but slipped up here about a week ago. I'm looking to call up for this good job so i regret smoking it. Thanks guys for letting me read all of this.... really helps me a lot knowing I don't want to smoke that stuff and become as dumb as you guys. Your brains got to be radio-active MUSH.

Answer by Pooh22
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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First of all I would like to say sure gel does not clean out your system, it is only a geletin to make preserves, so give the sure gel to someone who makes jellies and preserves. I do know that a couple of years ago I smoked weed on a Sunday night and took AZO( Urinary tract infection medicine), purchased by a friend at Wal-Mart. When I took my drug test on Monday the test came back negitive. This stuff will turn your urine red until everything is cleared out. So take it ahead of time. Or just go get a penicillin shot, which costs a lot more, but it works. I haven't smoked since August 2002 so I don't have to really worry about it anymore. Just thought I would try to help. But always remember what works for one person does not always work for another. If you have more questions email me at lajoya192002@yahoo.com.

Answer by Pooh22
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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First of all I would like to say sure gel does not clean out your system, it is only a geletin to make preserves, so give the sure gel to someone who makes jellies and preserves. I do know that a couple of years ago I smoked weed on a Sunday night and took AZO( Urinary tract infection medicine), purchased by a friend at Wal-Mart. When I took my drug test on Monday the test came back negitive. This stuff will turn your urine red until everything is cleared out. So take it ahead of time. Or just go get a penicillin shot, which costs a lot more, but it works. I haven't smoked since August 2002 so I don't have to really worry about it anymore. Just thought I would try to help. But always remember what works for one person does not always work for another. If you have more questions email me at lajoya192002@yahoo.com.

Answer by BIGBLUE
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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if YOU REALLY AND TRULY WANT TO PASS A DRUG TEST THEN LISTEN UP. ONE HOUR BEFORE YOUR TEST, TAKE A MOUTHFUL OF BLEACH AND SPIT IT OUT. DO NOT SWALLOW IT!!! SPIT EVERYTHING OUT YOU CAN POSSIBLY SPIT OUT. IT WILL TASTE NASTY BUT IT IS SAFE AND IT WORKS. AFTER YOUR DONE SPITTING IT OUT, THEN DRINK AND DRINK WATER UNTIL YOU CAN'T DRINK NO MORE. THEN PEE!!! NOW YOU ARE READY TO TAKE THE TEST AND NOTHING IS DETERMINED IN THE URINE THAT YOU HAVE BLEACH IN YOUR SYSTEM. WHAT HAPPENS IS... THE BLEACH GOES THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM AND KILLS ANYTHING THAT WILL FAIL YOU IN A DRUG TEST. TRUST THIS, I AM AN EMT AND MOST OF US EMT SMOKE POT. WE JUST CARRY AROUND A VIAL OF BLEACH JUST IN CASE AN UNEXPECTED TEST DOES COME UP. NO ONE HAS EVER FAILED THIS TEST AND THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF RESIDUE OF BLEACH THAT IS STILL IN YOUR MOUTH IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. SO IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE AND PASS A DRUG TEST, BLEACH IS THE WAY TO GO. GOOD LUCK!!

Answer by SINCITY
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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LISTEN UP EVERYONE! No one can tell you how long marijuana will stay in your system. There are way to many variables, IE. weight, metabolism, and usage. For the average Joe (medium build, and weight) probably looking at 7 to 10 days, IF you ONLY use occasionally (1-3 times a week) and do not smoke large amounts when doing so. This however, is NOT written in stone. As far as masking agents most tests, TEST for those too. Other products (non-masking agents) I'm not sure about. The bleach, visine, ect. dropping that in your urine? Nice try, but stop rationalizing with yourself thinking it would be that easy. Don't you think someone with a college degree, which you obviously do not have, would of thought of that before you did? FYI, the longer you smoke regularly the longer it can stay in your system, probably around 40 days maximum (again not written in stone). Even if you have only smoked ONE joint EVER, and your around second hand smoke that can also cause the THC to be retained longer in your fat cells. Want to understand how it works? THC is stored in your fat cells and is released over time. There is NO WAY to speed up this time. The time it takes to release all the THC build up depends on many, many factors. If you flush your system there is a window; usually 3-6 hours. After that the body releases more THC from your fat cells and your hot again. ANY form of THC introduced to the body after the fact WILL slow down the speed at which the body releases the THC. This INCLUDES second hand smoke. To be safe stay away from it all together if your going to be tested.

Answer by SINCITY
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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LISTEN UP EVERYONE! No one can tell you how long marijuana will stay in your system. There are way to many variables, IE. weight, metabolism, and usage. For the average Joe (medium build, and weight) probably looking at 7 to 10 days, IF you ONLY use occasionally (1-3 times a week) and do not smoke large amounts when doing so. This however, is NOT written in stone. As far as masking agents most tests, TEST for those too. Other products (non-masking agents) I'm not sure about. The bleach, visine, ect. dropping that in your urine? Nice try, but stop rationalizing with yourself thinking it would be that easy. Don't you think someone with a college degree, which you obviously do not have, would of thought of that before you did? FYI, the longer you smoke regularly the longer it can stay in your system, probably around 40 days maximum (again not written in stone). Even if you have only smoked ONE joint EVER, and your around second hand smoke that can also cause the THC to be retained longer in your fat cells. Want to understand how it works? THC is stored in your fat cells and is released over time. There is NO WAY to speed up this time. The time it takes to release all the THC build up depends on many, many factors. If you flush your system there is a window; usually 3-6 hours. After that the body releases more THC from your fat cells and your hot again. ANY form of THC introduced to the body after the fact WILL slow down the speed at which the body releases the THC. This INCLUDES second hand smoke. To be safe stay away from it all together if your going to be tested.

Answer by run nun
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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last i heard marijuana cigarettes leave your system fastest if you mix the following combination: 1/3 cup of bleach, 2 drops of visine, 3 tablespoons of dawn dish detergent (IT MUST BE DAWN), 1 half cup of sea salt, 1 can of chili, 2 sips of mountain dew--next you must boil this combination for approximately 16 minutes and 27 seconds (this must be exact) next allow the mixture to stand until the next full moon--after this shake the potion vigorously for 1 hour--then soak the very tips of your pointer fingers in the blend for 3 hours (if you cannot use your fingers as a result of some cruel mishap of nature--you can use your big toes--if you can't use your big toes well you're pretty much screwed) after soaking your appendages you then must shake the mixture for another 45 minutes then say the following three to six times, depending on how much you smoke: "POT OH POT LEAVE MY PEE WITHOUT A SPOT I HAVE A TEST AND CANNOT BE CAUGHT" then drink the remainder of the mixture and then take a bath immediately. trust me this is a sure way to get the toxin out of your system every time--fool proof only if you follow the directions to the letter...your welcome.

Answer by Tiffany
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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About three weeks ago I came to this website, frantically hoping for a miracle to detox my system. A lot of the information wasn't really of any help, so now I have returned to post a useful response. Until about four weeks ago, I was a full time smoker (3 times a day for about 3 years). I decided to quit so that I could get a better job and better my life. I was clean for 23 days when I took my test and I passed. The truth is, THC is absorbed in the fat cells of your body. The more you weigh, the longer it takes to clear your system. My best advice to all of you is to drink a lot of water, take Cran berry pills, and above all excersise. Just to put this advice on a scale I weigh about 120lbs. It takes longer as the weight increases. However; the best advice I can give all of you is that you should quit for benefits other than getting a better job or passing your probation drug test, like feeling healthier and better about yourself. Also, give yourself at least 6 weeks to get clean (even if if might not take that long), believe me it will spare you a lot of stress.

Answer by mel
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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I have smoked pot now for approximately 3 years on and off. I hold a professional job have not called in once and am well respected at my place of employment. Everyone who says pot is bad probably never smoked it. Because I work unpredictable hours I smoke marijuana to help me go to sleep. I have never used or abused any other type of street drug or prescription drug and have never thought about it. Marijuana has many valuable medical purposes. I just hope that everyone can see the side affects of marijuana are far less than that of prescription drugs that are given out everyday. Prescription drugs are a mixture of chemicals while marijuana is from the earth. Let It Grow!

Answer by sam
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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I was just in ur situation i was on tasc and i smoked everyday what u have to do is get a vitamin that has like as many types of vitamin b in them and take as much as u can i take about ten or so but more wont hurt then drink alot of water so that ur pee is completly clear dont eat anything before the test after you drink all of the water the vitamin b will turn ur pee yellow and bring up the ph it will look wierd like a bright neon kinda color but it will fool the test for any drug i have done it 8 weeks in a row and passed just give yourself about 5 to 6 hours for the vitamin b to kick in before the test and make sure that u drink water and check to see if it has kicked in before going to get the drug test i hope this helps someone if u follow it it will work it doesnt get it out of your system but it gives a false negative which is all u need

Answer by skipnizzle
Submitted on 3/29/2005
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where do u find sure gel?? give me a f*king break. at the grocery store probably, but im not for sure. i put the bleach in mine cause they popped it on me with no warning and i had to do something fast. i hope it doesnt screw me over. i was just trying to buy some time so i had more time to get clean. i was a heavy smoker and i quit about a month ago, but i have smoked 3 or 4 times since then. i took a few hits on saturday, so hopefully if i have to take another 1 on friday or so, ill pass.....im gonna guzzle water and get some cranberry juice tommorow. and to the 15 year old....why the hell would u need to clean ur system?....u play high school sports or something?...cuz thats the only thing i could think of and before all u fcks start criticising my spelling and grammar, im bout to graduate college with a 3.7 so get off the nuts

Answer by megan_x3
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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yeah hey people i just wanted to say that i tryed weed b/c my grandpa died and i am only 14 ... it sux dont do it to be cool cause in the long run it isnt worth it to all those people who keep asking the same questions YES YOU CAN PASS A URIAN TEST BY DRINKING ALOT OF WATER!! me and my friends tryed it (maddie and brittany) and now we all got caught and all our parents have punished us ... its really hard to look at my mom cause we had the best relationship i told her EVERYTHING even when i made out with hot guys and stuff but i wish i never even tryed it cayse all i feel is .. hurt and bad ... DONT TRY IT!!!! ITS NOT WORTH IT ... what do u think u r proving when u do it ?? if u want to feel werid and more relaxed take medication... there is kinds that can help u feel relaxed ... please dont do it love , megan__x3

Answer by the godd
Submitted on 4/17/2005
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ALRIGHT FORST OFF IM A DOCTOR AND IPROFESSION IN DRUG TESTING AND DRUG TOXICICTY AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH THE DRUG MARIJUANA GETS STORED IN THE FAT CELLS AND DEPENDING ONHOW MUCH YOU SMOKED LASTS FOR A CERTIAN AMOUNT OF TIME SO DRINKING VINIGER AND FRUIT JUICE WILL NOT DO ANY GOOD IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR MARIJUANA IN A FASTER MOTION YOU WILL HAVE TO EXERCISE ALOT AND DRINK ALOT OF WATER TO DILUTE THE TRACES OR MARIJUANA AND ALSO IM NOT SURE IF YOU WOULD WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU CAN TAKE FAT BURNING PILLS AND EXERCISE ALOT AND YOU WILL CLENSE YOUR SYSTEM AT A FAST PACE SO FOR ALL OF YOU WHO NEED INFORMATION ABOUT THIS THEN YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT STREETITALIAN69@AOL.COM BUT FOR SUBJECT PUT IN HELP OK BYE..

Answer by lucious12
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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Hello, I'm a Yale graduate holding a PhD. in Chemiosmology and another PhD. in Bio-chemistry as well. I stumbled upon this site on accident and realized that everyone involved with this forum was severely uninformed, or the information they did posses was inadequate/laughably untrue. The truth is that if you are of normal size:weight ratio and not morbidly obese, any drug (including marijuana) will be expelled from your system under normal circumstances within 10 days MAXIMUM. Another suggestion I have is for everyone to decrease their drug intake and perhaps read or go to school. It seems to me that a majority of you are largely uneducated and obviously your actions are unruly because of it. Have a nice day.

Answer by KJ
Submitted on 5/13/2005
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"How come so many of you have such insanely poor grammar and spelling? It is totally appalling to me. Try smoking less marijuana and opening a freaking book once in a while. Jesus Christ People!" can I just comment on how irrelevant this answer is? I smoke weed all the time and my spelling and grammar are perfect. Why don't you try putting your "freaking book" down and toking up once in a while? Because you really need to chill out. Please lose your narrow-mindedness and answer the question in hand. In answer to said question, THC will usually have left your system between a week and a month. Sometimes this period is longer, but only if you have been smoking very heavily for a large number of years. You can speed up the whole process of eradication by drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice. Hope this helps

Answer by Mac
Submitted on 6/26/2005
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Look, weed doesn't make you stupid, anymore than drinking alcohol does. The fact is, there are just a lot more stupid people out there who smoke pot. I happen to have a genius level I.Q. I am a computer engineer, and am certainly not a mental slouch. I smoke upon occasion, probably once or twice a month, however, there was a period of time in my life where I was smoking 4 to 5 times a day. I will say this, I have no idea how long it takes to get to the "undetectable" point, there are too many variables to factor in to give a solid answer. My recommendation would be to stop smoking pot if you think in the future you might be tested. Simple. I know that 3 to 4 months from now, I am going to be tested for a new job. I'm not smoking again until after the hiring process is through. But really people, the high level of illiteracy displayed on the above posts really does lend to the "pot smokers are retards" ideal. Mac

Answer by Happy
Submitted on 7/8/2005
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Did anyone ever think of using Quik Flush (Vitamin Shoppe)? It has worked for me and my friends. Follow the instructions very carefully. I don't think you should judge people that smoke and call them stupid and give your narrow views on life. In my experiences I've been more creative and discovered new ways to approach an existing situation or problem. Call me stupid but I smoked in college got my BS. Call me stupid again and I got my MBA. I guess President Clinton given all his power to run a country was stupid too, oh yeah he didn't inhale (believe that if you want) haha..... Smoke on smokers - smoke weed (natural) not cigarettes (worse man made drug there is)

Answer by nvrsmkedb4
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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i know for a fact that weed stays in your system for about 30 days the most. i don't smoke but i hang around smokers alot and i got paranoid when i had to go take a test. just don't smoke for about a month and you are straight on a pee test. now hair folicle tests are a different story they take a little longer. about those supplements they are nonsense. i forget what the scientific name is for these drugs, but they don't clean anything out. they are designed help you pee alot....plain and simple. the other kind of drug that advertizes alot are ones that say they "clean" out your system. all THEY do is lower the ph in your urine so that the test may get "confused" and come up inconclusive or negative. this doesn't really work because most tests check ph levels and if it is too low then they ask you to test again. just as with everything in life. unless you're rich there is no easy way to get away with things. just do the right thing and don't get high for about a month, get the job and do something decent with your life.

Answer by sousou
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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come on, who wants to give up that feeling you get right after you smoke. it takes me many drinks to just get buzzed, with the joint it take 2 mn. and i have the best fun ever. every thing seems great around you, and you laugh about almost every thing. you tell your brain " i'llbe right back" because at that same moment you quit using it. i can't wait for the days where i can buy it at the gas station. menthol or regular, light or ultra light. theses will be the days of our lives. i probably sound like a heavy smoker, i am not i probably average one every couple of months. that's the trick, if you abuse it, you will loose the effect. and it will only be a something to calm you down. my advice try to vary your intake of drugs. don't fall in the stereotypes of "crack head" or "put head" or "alcoholic" do it all but in moderation. i will not advice anybody to quit, because there is no such thing, you tried it already and you cannot go back, i mean you could physically quit, but deep down in your brain you will always miss it. my advice is for those that never tried it. please don't. you will loose the happy times where you could have fun just hanging out with your friend drinking a soda or sthg.

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 8/6/2005
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ok ok people goodness goodness go to the doctor and tell him you want to quit and pass a drug test he will help you for he probably is a pill popper and understands completely. but let me tell you what i know for a fact. they dont just test for drugs they test for anti OXIDANTS vitamins and stuff like that. also known fact metablolism and all that jazz does have an effect on how long it takes, do not exercise for about a week before the test man no joke the chemicals from marijuana stay in your fatty tissue FOREVER that means until you die, but after a while its not traceable unless you loose about ten pounds or so. go to doctor websites and stuff like that dont believe the bull poop all these people who say pickle juice and that stuff would have passed without it, for they probably didnt smoke it all day everyday.

Answer by Dave
Submitted on 8/8/2005
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"I read most of the answers submitted and everyones a dumb ass. People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid. I have been smoking a long time and Am a personal trainer and read literature all the time because the weed gives me trouble sleeping. Smoking makes me creative not f**kin stupid. Is Snoop Dogg stupid hell no!" I think you are retarded. How can every person that smokes pot be an idiot when you claim you are intelligent an that you read literature, yet you smoke. Good for you jackass, that isn't helping anyone here. What the hell does this mean: "People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid." I don't care what you do in your spare time. People enjoy smoking pot to escape from reality for a while, its the same for people who drink. As for the question, if you are a habitual smoker, and you stop for a week or two you should be okay, just keep with the fluids. They wont "clean" you out, they will just make your urine dilouted. Dont smoke until you hear the results though, just in case the urine is inconclusive. Good luck, and I hope I helped out a little.

Answer by H_V_W
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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I've smoked on and off for 6 years. I would quit for a couple months at a time about once or twice a year just to clean out my system. The person who insisted that people who smoke weed can't spell is an idiot! I have a good job, worked a successful intern job, and I'm working on my 2nd college degree, all while I smoke out on my own time. It is all about control within your life! Even though I do drink, I would rather get a buzz from pot than alcohol. Now, the last time I "temporarily" quit smoking was for 2 months. I then smoked everyday for two months (about a 1/2 a joint a day). I then quit for 36 days, and took a urine test. I passed! Hope this helps anyone who may be in a situation with a similar time frame.

Answer by LilCaliMexThug13
Submitted on 9/4/2005
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How Long Does Marijuana Stay In Your system How long does marijuana stay in your system? THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin. Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a cannabis plant, accounts for most of marijuana's psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc.). (Site note: Would a drug test help you to get rid of the THC in your body? There are many drug test kits available and some of them work.) If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs. IM me at lilcalimexthug13

Answer by skinny mexican
Submitted on 9/15/2005
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I would just like to say that there is no positive answer as to how long it takes to completely remove marijuana from your system. It is dependent on your height, weight, metabolism, fat content, type of test being performed, etc. If you want to pass your test, stop for 30 days and call Jenny Craig. As for making people stupid, I would like to say to all you "haters" out there, just because your mommy and daddy told you not to smoke it because it makes you stupid, doesn't mean it's true. Your parents probably smoked it, and if you're still alive, they obviously held a job long enough to feed your sorry ass and send you to college. So shut the hell up, and go buy yourself a pack of Marlboro Ultra-Lights so you look cool for all your little preppy friends.

Answer by whatcha
Submitted on 9/29/2005
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When you ask the question �How long does marijuana stay in your system?� you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. Quite simply, it�s argued both that THC never leaves your brain, as well as that there are several different factors which can affect whether or not you test positive for marijuana use. The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. Unlike most other substances, the half-life of THC can vary quite a bit, depending on who is using it, when it�s used, and several other factors. For example, it�s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It�s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body. Not only that, but your metabolism and how much marijuana you smoked will also have an effect on the length of time that it will take you before you can test without testing positive for marijuana use. After all, the half-life is only the length of time that it takes for you to lose half of the THC that is in your system. If you�ve smoked a lot of marijuana, then it will take you longer before the THC in your body drops back below the amount that is detectable by most drug tests.

Answer by Dr. J
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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THC (the chemical in Marijuana that gets you high) is what we call fat-soluble. This means it passes freely through fat cells in your body to reach your brain. When you brain is finished with it, THC is stored in fat cells until it can 'dissolve.' The ONLY WAY to remove traces of Marijuana from your body is to eliminate the fat cells that are storing the THC. Some pills, etc. claim to do this, but are scams. If I had this miracle pill that would eliminate fat cells I wouldn't worry about getting a job because I'd have the world's best (and only) effective weight-loss drug. For those of you that claim to have passed a drug test because of one of these "cleansers," odds are that 1.) The company uses mock tests to ward off users from applying for a job, 2.) The test isn't very sensitive, or 3.) Your body metabolizes fat well. Good Luck.

Answer by noname420
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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Okay, I have read all of these retarded, brain fried answers. I have smoked for over 5 years(and counting), I can tell you from my experinces that marijuana can get out of your system in a single(1) day. I smoked the day before a urine test and passed. How did I do it, you ask? Simple, drink a lot of water and examine your pee(sounds sick I know...). If your pee looks like water, I think you should be fine. But look out! I had to take a pee test 3 times because they said my pee was too watered down. Another good way to clear your system is to drink vinagar, pickle juice tastes better and still has a lot of vinagar in it. I also suggest you drink a lot of beer(be of age too please<--lol had to say it)! I think I'm starting to be an alcoholic because I drink so much beer trying to clean my system, that's my excuse anyways. :) My doctor told me that marijuana is "fat soluble". That means if you have a high percentage of fat then, most likely, you will have a lot bigger(fatter) chance of being positive for your drug test.<--Positive = Bad. Another thing, all drug tests, 'do' test the body temperature. And 'most' drug tests check for body cleaning agents, such as "Ready Clean" and most detox pills too. PS- All cops suck(OINK OINK)!!! <--HAHAHA

Answer by Jdogg
Submitted on 11/5/2005
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Hey just a thought, I smoked (heavily) for a long time and went in for a job interview and they popped a surprise drug test on me!! I was dumbfounded because i had smoked the night before, I did what i could do to pass the test and it worked...As i was walking back to the bathroom (knew i was screwed) i thought i could put something in the test, but what? So i looked around the bathroom and the only thing in there was Dial anti-bacterial soap (unscented) so i put 1 drop in the bottom of the cup and peed very slowly (not to foam up), and guess what IT WORKED!!! this test was suppose to tell if you did anything to cover up the results, but that came back negative also, and i passed (go figure) I don't know if this was a fluke but it worked for me!!! :-)

Answer by Tolero
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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HEY HEY, HEY HEY, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! from what i have heard, if you smoke reefer regularly and stop it should take about a month to clear. if you smoke maybe twice a month or rarely and decide to smoke it will be clear in about a week or two. i also heard drinking lots of water helps. and some cravy thing about niacin and it speeds up the purification because it speeds up your body and the fat is burned which is where the THC is stored. i heard the side effects of that are not very good tho, like pink or red skin for a couple hours and you feel really hot. ive never tried it tho just what i heard. Here is to following the footsteps of our parents!! -peace, love, and all that-

Answer by Biochemistry Degree
Submitted on 12/1/2005
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READ NO FURTHER! I assure you this information is 100% accurate. I have a bachelors in organic chemistry and a masters in biochemistry and teach several different chemistry courses at the college level. For roughly 95%+ of all users it can take anywhere from 3 to 30 days to rid the system of traces of marijuana to a level lower than 50ng per mL which is as strict a level as there is in a laboratory urine test. As was correctly stated before there are far too many variables involved to place a standard measure on the rate of detox. 50ng per mL is also the standard for almost all drug testing labs using a urine test. This does not apply to blood or hair. Go to walgreens or other drug store and purchase the"At Home Drug Test for marijuana" for about $15.99. If your urine test results in a negative (even a very faint pink line) you are 100% in the clear and have nothing to worry about. If you get a "preliminary" result for positive you can anonymously send in the remaining sample and they will confirm. The test is set to measure at 50ng per mL (again the highest standard). If you do this you can at least rule out a positive with a instant negative result and rest easy. This home test is exactly as accurate as the lab and utilizes the identical mechanism of detection as the labs. Good luck! As for quick detox tricks, well I only speak to that which I am an expert on. Sorry.

Answer by Pothead420
Submitted on 12/6/2005
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I'm 13 years old & i smoke weed every day. I started this boy that use to do but he quit after he's mom passed away. he didn't want me to do it so i cut down. i drink a lot more alcohol and pop a lot more pills. Sure gel works because it saved me from being put in Juvenile because i have been on probation for a year and an half. I went out and party with some friends and I got stoned and drunk so i drunk it just in case. Weed lasts in your system from 3 days up to 30 days. Sure gel, water, juice, cranberry juice is good to drink and if you exercising is really good to do if you are trying to get weed out of your system. No Snoop Dogg isn't stupid what are you thinking and he don't smoke weed like everybody thinks he does, i use to be on a fan site for him but i forgot what the web site is any more.

Answer by DarkAmaranth
Submitted on 12/18/2005
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Ok Pot is fat soluble. Thats why we can cook with it. But it doesn't store in Bodily fat cells because its metabolized. When it comes to Drug Testing what you have to do is to clean your kidneys. Now the best and healthiest way is to drink water and get as many antioxidants as you can. Good sources are cranberries and blueberries. Herbal pills are a good way if your pressed for time (like the test is in a week). A good rule of thumb is however many time you smoke a week it takes that many weeks to be sure its out if you only go cold turkey. With water and other methods just use common sense. And if people misspell things its because there lazy. Laziness isn't a disease you cant catch it. Its just if you are or not

Answer by d
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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Regarding how long it takes for THC to leave your body: First it depends on how often and how much you actually smoke pot. Then it depends on your body weight, fat percentage and what your metabolism is. THC is stored in fat cells, so you can only estimate how long it will take to be metabolized out of your system. I ran into a good website that says to estimate how long it will take for THC to leave your system naturally take your weight and divide it by 3, that will give you an approximate date for a daily user. However, it does not specify for a daily user how much you would actually be smoking. Another site states it can take anywhere from a few days to up to 11 weeks (I think the later is more of a concern for blood tests). Hair tests... well, it is going to stay in your hair for as long as you have it... if you stopped smoking 3 months ago, the only the new growth after THC is gone will be clean, the rest of that strand of hair will have it... So, if you grow an inch of hair in a month, it took 1 month for your system to be cleansed of THC, of that 3 inches of growth, only the 2 inches closest to your head will be clean. If your hair would be 4 inches long, the last 2 inches will still have THC in it. If you don't smoke frequently, THC leaves the body quicker... I have passed a test after only about 6 days, but at the time, I had only smoked about once in every 2 months. As for taking things to mask tests... be very wary about this... as time goes by, companies update their tests to include testing for masking agents. And, if you test positive for a masking agent... then they will automatically fail you. I read above someone suggested chlorine, bad idea, it can be smelled even before you test it. Also, the first time I ever took a urine test, there was an attendant at the door, the door had to remain open. So if that's the case, it won't work at all. Same if you use someone else's urine. By the way... if you're going to attempt that, MEN NEVER USE WOMENS URINE!!! Its a bad idea, hormones alone can give that away. Much less all those stories you hear about the woman being pregnant. There are other products that you can use, but if it's something that is only going to mask the fact that you use, again, be very wary... companies are constantly updating their tests for these products and if you are a very heavy user, you are taking a risk that they will not work regardless of guarantees. I know people that have failed using "guaranteed" methods. There are also sights available that claim to remove THC from your system and not just mask it, but believe it or not, they take about as long as abstaining from it anyway. So, if you want to get a better job or stay out of jail, you really are better off completely abstaining from it. The state that I live in requires that all failed drug tests are reported. They also put this on your driving record so for the rest of your life it's listed that you have used illegal drugs. Besides the fact that you have now risked fines and imprisonment for using pot. But, hey, alcohol is legal right.

Answer by catlady
Submitted on 1/8/2006
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Mix 1/3 cup to 1/2 cup of vinegar in 12 oz. water. Drink 2-3 glasses after smoking or start the next day, eat as many "red" grapes as you can stand, drink LOTS of black tea (nothing added) & drink a lot of water. I am an occasional "weed" smoker & so far this has worked for me...the closest was 7 days after smoking w/a "random" drug test. I passed. A relative was a heavy daily smoker & had 2 hours until being tested. He took an extra dose of HCTZ(diuretic) & drank copious amounts of water. He passed the urine drug test.I think it depends on the strength of what you smoke, how soon you have smoked & how much. When I smoke I only take two or three puffs from a pipe. So far, I have been lucky.I'm afraid of getting caught so now I only smoke when on vacation or when I have a 2-3 day stop time & then start the "recipe".

Answer by Shamen
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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To pass a urine drug test- about a few hours before your pee time, fill a pitcher of water, and add 10 drops of regular bleach. Drink it all -- and try to pee as much as possible- then after drink 1 more whole pitcher of just straighht water without the bleach. Then pee a few more times - and then go take your test. I got my results back- clean as a whistle, even though I had done weed and speed the prior week. Worked for me- but I think i added a few more than 10 drops- i didnt use a dropper - just tried pouring drops out of the cap- and the first pitcher was hard to drink all down- almost puked a few times, but I passed the test- and the judge was happy- worked for me good luck

Answer by tim
Submitted on 1/21/2006
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Visine doesn'twork,neither does bleach or any other additives.It will erase everthing in your urine.To get pot out of your system it depends on several variables.Your weight,amount of use,length of use,if you are heavier it will take alittle longer because it stores in your fat cells.The only sure way to rid yourself without masking your urine is to sweat,drink lots of fluids,and time.It can take 3-7 days if a random smoker of average build and weight.Heavy smokers can take up to a month,some even longer if inactive and fat.So if you want to pass every test out there you will have to follow those simple instructions,also there are your random cheapo screens that can be passed on some of those tricks.All test go on a amount system,which is the ratio of THC to basic body waste.So the less Thc in there the better chance of passing the test.

Answer by Gennie
Submitted on 3/1/2006
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How long does pot stay in your blood. Well I have been researching. I heard it stays in your blood for only a few days. They have home test you by over the counter. You take it 3 days after you smoked last if it is positive then wait three more days and null it again. When you have a negative reading you will know how long it takes to rid your body. It stays in your urine longer than your blood. I tested it 4 days after and it was negative. But I have to get a blood test done next week and it will be over 10 days since I was exposed to it. I will let ya know my results. I am thinking of getting a body cleansing drink which is also good for getting the fat in your body to start melting off because you are getting all the toxins out of your body. I am scared I am not a partier and I may loose a job I just started because of the exposure to it. I think that i am alright but you never know I want to keep this job. Marijuana can null your life just because your friends are smoking does not mean you have to. If you want to quit you have to quit and stay away from anyone who will expose you to it and get you smoking again. If your good friends then ask them to quit with you and support null. well I hope I gave everyone good advice.

Answer by Lisa
Submitted on 3/25/2006
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Ok, this has to be the most retarded site I have ever seen but I could not pass up the opportunity to post an answer. Instead of asking what do I do to pass a drug test, how about what do I do to learn how to spell and make sense. Try less smoking and more reading. See what pot does to the brain. And for the sick one who put down that he smokes with his sister and does things and abuses his parents and touches them, you should be put away. For all the "doctors" that have posted their findings on passing drug tests, you need to find something better to do with your time. On probation? Don't smoke. Need a job? Don't smoke. Hello, what's so complicated. Oh yeah, I'm 33 with a 12 yr old son and I do smoke. And you know what I'm starting to think that it's time to grow up.

Answer by thomps n wilkz
Submitted on 4/12/2006
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ello pot eds, the pot head trio is back in action u potty pot eds, can i give a big thnxs to all u hippy luvvin pot eds, would u smoke a fern tree? we would cuz we are potty potting pot lovers u hippy potting stop potting on the pot potty potting puff puff potty potting puff potting ganja potting puff party potting hippy, since our last potting massage we have puffed on a potty puffing pot stick all week with green mixed with brown potting puff mixture, u hippys peace out u bag eds puffy potting puff puff faces. xx xx peace out man! xx luv u all and the trees, xx cuz i luv the puffing potty pot all potty potting day long u potty pot faces potty potty. from the trio potting pot faces

Answer by Pryde
Submitted on 4/19/2006
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I just want to say, I have smoked pot regularly for a long time. Since I was 13. I quit smoking on Feb. 6th 2006 and havent smoke at all. I went for a UA today (April 19th) and I am still dirty. So just so you know, that 30 day thing is completely bs. It will be in your system anywhere from 30-90 days, depending on how much you smoke. Only way to pass a test that I have found. Is drink about 10 glasses of water before you go. When you pee, let the first little bit of pee coming out hit the toilet, the first stuff coming out is the most contaminated. I will be going to jail for failing a test today... and dont let youself screw up like I did. GL all, and hope you quit, cause its not worth it for anyone, and def not fair for my 4 yr old son who has to live without me for however long ill be going away for....

Answer by Swack!
Submitted on 4/22/2006
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I can't believe how stupid you all are!!! THC(TetraHydraCannabinol),that stays in your sytem, is stored mostly in your BodyFat, yes, that FAT ASS Tire, or that FAT ASS Gut, you carry. At a measure, the more body fat you have, the longer you will hold the remenants of the THC. I haven't been tested by the U.S. Navy for about 10 Years, but for a Company to do a Hair Folicle test (which will show up EVERYTHING including Acid, Coke, etc...quite possibly, even your eating habits for x amount of years, depending on their depth of $test$)! Hair Follicle Tests are EXTREMELY expensive, and for most jobs, it's not worth paying the price of the test for the position.... Most Companies just don't go that far.... Depending on the Job's responsibility. Seeing the level of intelligence in this thread, most of you don't even need to worry yourself with "Follicle"... In the end, PLEASE search out a REPUTABLE source for info on "Weed-Control" (or other Drugs) in the entry-workplace. Just like water, Vinegar, (and similar liquids), are going to "pass" through your system. Vinegar "WILL" grab more THC (released from your stored bodyfat) than Water, but heavy THC levels will "STILL" be present -- if you smoke a lot. O.K. Vinegar may, or not, help, but PLEASE be GREEN enough to go out and REALLY RESEARCH your "craft", and the ways it help American Society. You might be surprised with what you find.... In the end, if you happen to be a <previous thread> "Competitive Bodybuilder" with a Brother in the Medical Industry who can get you a job within record time (with your habit) to impress a chick that you couldn't score long-term anyway -- why are you even tryin'...? You just need to admit that you're gay, or just find that one fat chick that would accept you for being Soooo stupid (cause Pot only can cause so much damage....)!!!!

Answer by MATHENYGENES
Submitted on 4/24/2006
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yo, it's been about a week n a half to two weeks now since my last blunt Coming from one that wakes-n-back, it's a very mentally grounding thing 2 do. I know for a fact that it took me 28 DAYS to clear my system of weed because I was going into the military once (before the war) and through lots of water and little excercise it clear me right up. Well, on tha 28th day, they tested me again, the contents of the test showed that I my urine was very low with THC - they said in about a week you'll be completely clear. So I would say depending on how much water u drink or excersice u do will speed the process. I also found out that BIKRAM YOGA will help u tremendously!!! (check into that!) TRUST ME***

Answer by MATHENYGENES
Submitted on 4/24/2006
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yo, it's been about a week n a half to two weeks now since my last blunt Coming from one that wakes-n-back, it's a very mentally grounding thing 2 do. I know for a fact that it took me 28 DAYS to clear my system of weed because I was going into the military once (before the war) and through lots of water and little excercise it clear me right up. Well, on tha 28th day, they tested me again, the contents of the test showed that I my urine was very low with THC - they said in about a week you'll be completely clear. So I would say depending on how much water u drink or excersice u do will speed the process. I also found out that BIKRAM YOGA will help u tremendously!!! (check into that!) TRUST ME***

Answer by msz_C
Submitted on 5/24/2006
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to me i think i can get weed out my system quick cuss i smoked April 20 21 22 23 and the 29 and a week and 4 days after the 29 i had to take a drug test and i drop clean just drink alot of water....and right for the mouth of may i smoked the 13 and the 15 16 17 4 times this mouth and now today is may 24 and i have to take a drug test cuss im on probation...my homeboy (major pot head) he smokes everyday i mean everyday like atleast 4times a day and he told me to get pills called "NIASIN" the flush free kind though it would make you pass the drug test!! you can by it anywhere...and drink alot of water when you by the NIASIN at any store by a drug test too that way when you take the pills and drink water you take the drug test..and see what ya results and those of you who are on probation and ya'llsmokeing weed let me tell ya'llbeing in juvenile for 30 days aint fun well if anyone gots questions to ask me hit me up on my email....mexican_cutie_909@hotmail.com "GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE" "I HOPE I PAST IT THIS TIME CUZZ I DONT WANNA BE IN THERE FOR 60 DAYS..."

Answer by audiob
Submitted on 6/1/2006
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I've had insomnia for a few years now and been prescribed klonopin, Ambien, now Ambien CR. In my youth, I used to smoke a little weed. Now, oddly, I've found--besides bizarrely finding acccess to marijuana in my 40's-- that a few hits of pot calms me enough to let me sleep. I've only done this a few times fearing getting tested and tossed into jail, but I KNOW the few crumbs of marijuana I smoke are much less damaging to my body in the long run to the other crap I've been prescribed. Now, I still have to worry about the damn testing. I don't smoke much, maybe a 3-5 times a night and when I do, it's about the size of a pea or so-- one or two good hits. So how much do I have to worry? And what should I do to pass if I can?--even daily as a preventative? audiob

Answer by Nicole
Submitted on 7/3/2006
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Not every method works for everybody. I.e. vinegar, only works if #1 you are small, and #2 if you can handle drinking almost 20-40 oz of it with out puking. Water works for everyone, it all depends on how much you drink. Im not sure of what the pills are called but you can buy them in almost any drug store, you�re supposed to take 2 a day for I think its 2 weeks, but they do have side effects. If you take ALOT of vitamin B12 it helps, again im not sure on the amount, but you can visit passmydrugtest.com and type in vitamin B12 and it will tell you. Grapefruit juice and pickle juice, these have never worked for me, but hey if you�re lucky you never know. what I always do is I have one of my sober friends pee in an UNLUBERCATED condom, die it, keep it warm and when you go it tie it to the inside of your pants with the belt loop, have a safety pin with you, pop it and let it go, just make sure they are not pregnant. If your a guy, and know all the meds they are taking, incase they ask you. Otherwise...happy smoking

Answer by smoke till i die
Submitted on 7/13/2006
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the best answer to passing drug test is research and use your brain!yes, pot heads can use their brain! so much of it depends on how much and how often you smoke, your level of physical fittness and body fat mass. dont depend on the liquids you buy at the head shops and health food stores. ive passed and failed with these. use common sense! if you burn a big fat one tonight an drink some "miracle" drink, in the morning thinking youve got it made in the shade, wakeup. and dont count on those 200% money back gaurentees. Ive failed 3times or more useing these liquids and never got anything back. just use your head and all yall dumbasses out there quit giving the rest of us smokers a bad rep.

Answer by TyBalla
Submitted on 7/20/2006
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For all of you who want to detox fast and easy the natural way listen up. Of course drinking lots of water, cranberry juice and vinegar will cut down the time of detox, but there is also another way to help. Eat 3 meals a day at about the same time everyday (most importantly breakfast) so your body will have a constant source of energy throughout the day. This is important because if you don't have breakfast or are not eating enough and just drinking lots of water, then your body will start to store your fat cells because it thinks it won't get more energy soon. Since THC is stored in your fat cells this creates a longer detox time. In short, eat regularly, exercise daily, and drink lots of water, cranberry and vinegar. Even if you are a "chronic" user and depending on your metabolism rate you should be clean within 14-21 days. You�re welcome!

Answer by Xander
Submitted on 7/21/2006
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THC and the 3 other detectable canabanoids in Pot, are stored in your fat cells. So it is true the heavier you are the longer it will take to rid your body. There are two trick that I have used successfully, first the most sure fire way, I had a good friend of mine urinate into a condom, tied it off, and taped it to the inside of my thigh, to keep the temperature up. The second way to pass, is the day of the test wake up as early as you can, urinate and then drink 4 gallons of throughout the course of the day. The salt to water balance of your body will be thrown off so your body will empty the water w/o adding any impurities. And for all of those who believe Pot makes you dumb, I make $200,000 a year I am a novelist and web designer. I am self taught in both careers and smoked pot nearly every day.

Answer by scoots220
Submitted on 8/10/2006
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I understand that since youth there is a curiosity about drugs. Those of you who have come to this site in search of answers or info let this be known: What possible purpose do we need drugs? There are natural ways to accomplish what you seek from a drug. Why soil your brain and body? Instead stretch, expand, and exercise it. Weed I think is about the dullest thing out there, if you have complications with your health that you feel you need to use drugs, seek a health professional. Smoking doesn't help teach your body to relax, will teach you to be lazy! The underlining point is that drugs just create more and new problems. If you carry out a lifestyle that keeps you on your toes about getting caught, why stress your mind, body, and spirit? Don't do it, then you can have a clean conscience, and that feels great! Doing them recreational, to be cool? Where has it gotten you in life? Yes, I've tried drugs, but then I grew up. No we may not all have college degrees, but you can have pride and strength. Please take care of yourself, and take care of that which you are responsible for.

Answer by Jennie
Submitted on 9/27/2006
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Marijuana is Fat Soluble... not water soluble... so that means you can drink all the water you want but all you're doing is Diluting the THC in your urine...which if you lower the THC level enough, you can pass a UA (if they don't send it to a lab to check for creatine levels and other stuff)... it does not get rid of the THC any quicker...for light smokers... it'll take 2 days- 30 days ( to be on the safe side)Heavy smokers, 30 days to 60 days.. it all depends on your metabolism... IF YOU ARE TAKING A UA TEST... START HYDRATING YOURSELF W/ WATER AND GATORADE ABOUT 2 DAYS B4 THE TEST... THE DAY B4 THE TEST DRINK WATER, GATORADE AND CRANBERRY JUICE OR TAKE CRANBERRY PILLS, WHICH WILL MAKE YOU PEE LIKE CRAZY... THE DAY OF THE TEST... DRINK ALL OF THE ABOVE AND TAKE VITAMIN B COMPLEX PILL...( TO GET THE YELLOW COLOR) AND PEE AT LEAST 4-6 TIMES BEFORE THE TEST... DURING THE TEST... GIVE A MIDSTREAM SAMPLE..hope this helps you all like it helped me...and good luck...

Answer by been there done all that
Submitted on 10/1/2006
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dont you realize your hurting your parents hurting yourself and hurting the people around you..just STOP AND MOVE ON FROM THAT STAGE OF LIFE AND MAKE IT BLOSSOM INTO A TRUE HUMAN BEING INSTEAD OF A DRUG USER drugs are not cool never have been never will be....they are illegal will put you in jail and get you the wrong friends and lead you down a road of hurt pain and at what cost just to get high everyday and lose your life to it thats freakin CRAP and stupid.. Now Pray u people i wouldnt be here tellin you if it wasnt true. and my advise to all this crap is what would jesus do .. or if you non christian what would your mother father or sumone good you know DO>><< then examine that. and weed take anywhere from 12 hours to 8 months to get out your system depending on how much you smoke. if you only smoked once. TOOK 1 hit.. 12 hours..if you smoked a blunt or joint probably 1 to 2 weeks. unless your a fat ass then 1 month if you a marijuana maniac and smoke all day everday 3 times a week or more anywhere from 2 months to 8 months tops. in your are 45 and over and been smoking for 15 + years then it will probably take for ever 8 months to 2 years. and when you quit you FEEN for 4 years Tops.. so stay away from it ..quit now while you can

Answer by bob
Submitted on 10/10/2006
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Weed is not neccesarily a bad thing.My perole officer says it does less to you than a ciggarette( i hope she's right). I think if you want to smoke weed go for it. After all i do it all the time and i made all A's throught out school. Weed is blown way out of proportion by most people. The bleach thing is completely crazy and would never work. the doctors can tell when you have added something to it there not idiots(well not all of them). oh and about the drinking lots. it's the best thing you can do to get it out of your system the quickest along with excersize and healthy diet. this may sound like something you've heard before but think about it. one more thing before i go. i dont care who you are you cannot take 12 hits off you first joint. P.S. the sure gel thing i haven't tried yet but i might next time. people plz just try to get off your lazy asses and excersize instead of making ways to get your doctar mad at you.

Answer by papaWeed
Submitted on 11/8/2006
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The reason if you smoke weed all the time that it will stay in your system for 30 days is that some of it bonds with the fat in your body. Also it will bond in your hair which can last up to 3 years!!! If you smoke one or two times a month and they are not near echother your system will dump it in 2/3 days depending on your health. Some people can even dump it in 24 hours. based on exercise and water consumption. when you exercise your body burns fat and uses water to flush your system it also uses water to build new fat which if you have no more of the drug in your system will be drug free. Detoxification kits can help there are many that make many claims but how long does a drug last in your system? the truth is everybody is differnet and the biggest factor is your health!! and the only way to find out for yourself is to buy a test kit at your local record/pipe store. Take it each day and when your negative smile and know your limit :)

Answer by Candii
Submitted on 11/9/2006
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YAALL ARE ALL STUPID! Sorry but you are i mean why start smoking weed if you know your not going to be able to stop later! And what eveer that girls name is up there that says weed does nothing to your body! YOUR WORNG! dont tell me people what you dont know weed messes with mind loss and fat los it can make you really skinnny AND THAT NOT HEALTHY OR GOOD! it raises your blood pressure and gives you the munchies i meancome on people! JUST STOP! take pills or patches and just stop becuase if you plan on getting a job or teaching children or even HAVING children thats anhorrible example for them! If everybody in the world was a weed taker person the world would be utter chaos!!!! Just take in consideration what i said ok? luv yazzzz ,Candii

Answer by dont do drugs
Submitted on 11/24/2006
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If anyone wants to know, yes weed is fat soluble. If you are heavy, depending on your weight it will take longer to rid the drug out of your system. Sometimes, depending on how long and how frequently you've been smoking, traces of the drug can stay permanently in your body. Besides that crap is bad for your health. The stuff people get off the streets these days you have no idea what the hell it's been through. Most of it is chemically altered. And I don't care what any pot smoking idiot hippie says, marijuana is addictive. My brother smokes pot heavily. He spends all his money and time on that crud. And now he can barely speak a coherent sentence. I have to ask him what he said about five or six times whenever I speak to him. It�s best if you just get and stay clean. Your brain works better that way.

Answer by Lady J
Submitted on 11/26/2006
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Depending on how heavy a smoker you are, you should give yourself a bit of a break from your herbal festivities. On average if you smoke Once a week and its a joint or a bowl, youre looking at only Week or two tops. If you smoke once a month its normally 3-5 days before it leaves your system. But if you do massive sessions or chronically smoke more than a few times a week or particapte weekend binges give yourself a 35 to 45 day pot free period to be on the safe side. PS don't waste your money on stupid teas and pills and potions. Its all there just to make you spend money. Your best bet is to drink your 5-8 8ounce glasses of water a day as well as a glass of cranberry juice for the duration of down time before your test. This works take it from a pot head of 15 years and I smoke normally 3-5 times a week. PPS having a husband that works as a laboritory tech I will give you a heads up on that tampering with the urine by throwing in bleach or visine or what not. They can detect it and while it may or may not destroy the chemicals in the sample, the sample is marked as contaminated and you will simply have to resubmit to another test. Normally they forward the testing to employer as a contaminated or inconclusive test and many employers will pass over that applicant since these tests cost them money. And the first test came out with unreadable results it has set you up to look shiesty. Espeically if they add what what chemicals were in the sample that shouldnt have belonged there. So don't screw with the sample or you might end up with no job anyhow despite your well placed intentions. Its called take the time to drink you rwater and cranberry juice and stay away from the dope. Dont cheat dont cut corners and good luck.

Answer by PASS THE URINE TEST
Submitted on 12/9/2006
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I`VE BEEN SMOKING POT FOR 30 YEARS AND HAVE DONE MORE RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT THAN ANYONE I KNOW (READ 6 BOOKS ON IT ) POT STAYS IN YOUR SYSTEM WITH LEVELS TO TRIGGER A POSITIVE RESULT FROM ANYWHERE BETWEEN 30 AND 60 DAYS.DEPENDING ON ALOT OF VARIABLES. I GET TESTED ONCE A YEAR AND THE FOOLS THAT ADMINISTER THE TEST GIVE ME 7 DAYS TO TAKE IT. I USUALLY STOP SMOKING 3 DAYS BEFORE THE TEST AND FOR ABOUT 25 DOLLARS EVERY YEAR FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS I`VE BEEN BUYING A DRINK FORMULA CALLED ZYDOT . IT HAS NEVER FAILED ME OR ANYONE I`VE RECOMENDED IT FOR.. JUST MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BOTTLE IT REALLY WORKS GREAT AND I DON`T WORK FOR THEM. GO TO ZYDOT.COM OR YOUR NEAREST VITAMIN STORE. IT WILL WORK AS LONG AS YOUR NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO SMOKE A POUND THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR TEST

Answer by Sazer
Submitted on 12/16/2006
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The only real way to pass a drug test is to simply not do drugs at all. If you are a heavey smoker, one that indulges in it everyday, it is most likely not going to be out of your system for at least 60 days, in some cases, 90. Keep off the stuff, I know it's hard, but you have to weigh what is more important in life, getting high, or getting by. Sure you feel nice and high, but the quality of life you live is low, when you have a dead end job because you get high. Quit getting high, you will find that you have more interest in other things in life, and they seem to take over the empty space of not getting high anymore. Exercise is the way to go, eat healthy, low carb diet. Exercise and sweat as much as you can, this will release it from your fat cells and into the blood stream, and out though your sweat. One week before the drug test, stop all exercise, start to lay around, and eat much. This will send the body into a fat storage mode. You have to do this to put any left over thc that is in your system back into the fat. After all the exercise there should not be that much thc left in the system, what is will be stored away in your fat cells again. Stay clean and keep your mind keen. I have just quit smoking after 20 years of walking around in a fog. You can do anything you put your mind to, if it is important enough to you. I hope I was able to help some of you out there...

Answer by shaky pete
Submitted on 12/23/2006
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I've been smoking weed now since i was about 12 and i tried crack when i was about 19 now im trippin off lsd and i tried heroin about 2 months ago and now i think im addicted i haven't bathed since i tried heroin and my girlfriend thinks the smell is awful i have been opening windows over night to try and let it out but i think she knows what im doing my addiction is so badi cant evan drive my kids to school i drive a metro with no tax or mot and i have never had insurance drugs use up all my giro and more when i dont have money i think about robbing people at knife point sometimes i evan think about stealing from my 14 year old son he sells sweets at school cos i cant afford to give him money and he saves up in a jar but i find myself taking money out for drugs and he blames his younger sister and i shout at her evan though i know she didn't take it but i cant tell my son it was me i dont give a fu%k about shouting at her their only words drugs are taking over me I think I could die within the next 2 yrs and my wife died a year ago so i will have to leave my kids with my girlfriend who is losing interest in me or leave them with my best friend who got me into this sh%t!!! Try waliking in my shoes you people are talking about drug tests and failing i would never pass 1 what ever your solutions ive tried nearly every drug and im addicted to 3 of them heroin crack cocaine and weed... So fuc% you all cos thats a problem none of you could live with!!!!!!!!!!

Answer by illusion
Submitted on 1/22/2007
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i was told to use sure jell which u can find at krogers an pretty much any place that sells food an canning products, make sure u get the kind in a yellow box that says "sure-jell" get a 1 liter of bottled water- works best if the water is room temp. pour the sure jell into the water shake it up till its all mixed and no clumps and drink within 45 mintues...pee b4 ur test and continue to drink water...no soda no coffe just water. another way i have heard is to take 1 cap full of hydrogen peroxzide and pour it into a 2 liter bottle of water shake it up well, drink it with in 45 min and b4 u go to get tested and drink water agter u have peed...good luck im not sure if any of these work, im just now trying the sure jell...good luck to all let me kno how it goes by emailing me at.... brokenblue@aol.com

Answer by zerosage
Submitted on 2/26/2007
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Okay people some of you should just stop because your intelligence needs all the help it can get, but here are your answers: Drinking water anytime before the day of the test is pointless because IT'S FAT SOLUBLE! not water. Take some b vitamins the day of the test to change the color of the urine yellow otherwise it will be clearer and obviously diluted. Next thing don't use the first stream of the day or the beginning or end those are the dirtiest. The tests check for PH, color, (some specific gravity), creatine. So if you drink lots of water days before the test it's gonna mess up you creatine levels. It may still a little bit from the day of the test so eat lots of beef (it's the only meat with creatine). Any other questions just leave them here.

Answer by Z
Submitted on 3/4/2007
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Marijuana ( pot, herb, weed, grass ) is the most commonly used and tested for drug in the United States and several other countries as well. Marijuana�s effects on the user and detection time depend on it�s strength or potency, which is related to the amount of THC(Tetrahydrocannabinol) it contains. When you ask the question �How long does marijuana stay in your system?� you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin. The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It�s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It�s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body. For this reason, when you ask �How long does marijuana stay in your system?� you have to realize that it�s very unlikely that you�ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you�ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you�ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs. Hair tests are even worse, since your body stores THC in the hair follicles. For this reason, the previous answers to �How long does marijuana stay in your system?� are only useful if you�re going to be forced to take a urine test. For the hair test, depending on the amount of hair that the company takes, it�s possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke. If you�re worried about testing positive for marijuana, then you should definitely invest in some of the great Detoxifying Products for removing THC out of your system that will help you to test negative for marijuana use. This is due to the fact that it takes so long for the THC to leave your system that you�ll probably test positive if you do not. If you don�t have an entire month to wait before you need to take the test, then you should definitely think about some other options to keep from testing positive. If you�re not sure how to tell whether or not the marijuana detox is working, then there are several things that you can do. First of all, you can also purchase a small drug testing kit. Purchase Drug Detection Kits Here This drug testing kit will allow you to test and make sure that you�re no-longer testing positive for marijuana. Just detoxify, and then use the drug test kit to check your urine. After using the drink, it should come up negative.

Answer by beva_12
Submitted on 4/2/2007
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you guys got it all wrong...the heavier you are, the longer it stays in your system, you can drink water or whatever you think is necessary, but i'mgonna tell y'all like this, if you drink too much water right before a drug test, you won't pass because your body's natural level of creatine will drop, and believe me, the lab will see this and automatically fail you, don't take any maskers or detox drinks right before a drug test, because the lab will also see this and fail you, (drug testing labs WILL test for maskers and detox chemicals, and will fail you if they find any in your urine sample.) your best bet is to quit for anywhere from 2 weeks to a month or so prior to being tested, just go about your daily routine (except don't smoke any weed!!!) and drink good amounts, but not too much water, and eat lots of red meats (this will keep the creatine levels normal in your body, in case you decide to start drinking more water than you usually do.) and try to exercise as much as possible. basically, the larger you are, and the more fat cells you have in your body, the longer it takes THC to leave your body.

Answer by nikki
Submitted on 4/21/2007
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every body chill. i smoked about 1.5 grams of weed every sunday for about..like, 4 or 5 weeks..its april and i got blood tests coming up in may..its been about 2 weeks since i smoked..i've drank lots of water and jogged 8 k's 2 to 3 times a week.. if you similar to me, i'veasked around from people that do weed alot and have blood, urine, and drugs tests.. if your a occasional weed-smoker.. it definatly should be completly outta ur system in like 15 days.. id you do it like everyday or at least 3 times a week it cud take like 45 days to be out.. personally if you have any tests coming up and you do weed.. my advice is to stop 2 months b4.. i no it sometimes is hard for people.. but then at least you wont get caught.. and then RIGHT after ur tests go smoke 10 J's or something and caught up on all the time you missed lol peace out motha's

Answer by trucker
Submitted on 5/3/2007
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hey guys, i'mliving in a country the mary jane or hash is the most restricted thing in, so alot of researches we made to know how does it last in body.. URINE TEST : it'll last 3-8 days in your pee..but if you drink alot of water and peer or some alcohol drink it will make you cleaner faster.. BLODD TEST : blood test costs alot so they don't use unless you are busted with a peaci on your pocket , but it lasts 40-60 days in your blood.Germany made a machine to test THC in blood that discovers if u smoked or not 90 days ago :( .. ------------------------------------------ but drinkin alot of peer(bud light, amesterdam) and stuff like that i smoking you as clean as cotton :P:P

Answer by trucker
Submitted on 5/3/2007
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hey guys, i'mliving in a country the mary jane or hash is the most restricted thing in, so alot of researches we made to know how does it last in body.. URINE TEST : it'll last 3-8 days in your pee..but if you drink alot of water and peer or some alcohol drink it will make you cleaner faster.. BLOOD TEST : blood test costs alot so they don't use unless you are busted with a peice on your pocket , but it lasts 40-60 days in your blood.Germany made a machine to test THC in blood that discovers if u smoked or not 90 days ago :( .. ------------------------------------------ but drinkin alot of peer(bud light, amesterdam) and stuff like that i smoking you as clean as cotton :P:P

Answer by coolest biaaa
Submitted on 5/10/2007
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alright so listen guys. since the beginning of march, i smoked pretty consistently 2x a week. (Usually like 2 hits, i got low tolerance for that crap haha). There was one week where I smoked every single day. i had to take a drug test last friday night, and it had been exactly 17 days. im also prescribed to adderall. they didnt have me fill anything out though that said to tell them. so i didnt. i habitually drink 120 oz. of water a day and work out 3-5 days a week, and have been since march as well. i got a phone call from HR giving me an update on my status and that the test is still pending. ive worked for this place before...they don't ususally do that. so now im freaking out. what do yall think???

Answer by oceanrover
Submitted on 5/14/2007
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I have passed drug tests more than once taking 500 mg of niacin 2 times daily for 2 days before my test. It makes you itch etc, but it worked. The only way to pass a drug test for sure is to 'borrow' someone else's clean urine. For guys this is hard. For girls, smuggle it inside a condom in your 'body' and bring a hidden pin to release...you can do it one handed even if observed. Tempurature may be questioned so carry it around for awhile. America needs to get with the times relating to its drug laws C'mon go to Amsterdam & check it out! The drug related crime statistics are almost non-existent. Law enforcement can better focus on violent related crimes which are also down due to non-criminalization of drugs. Also check out the website LEAP. Law Enforcement Against Prohibition. ciao

Answer by Princess
Submitted on 5/18/2007
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Ok, this right hear is the real deal holy-field. first off, i would like to put a sock in whoever thinks that pot smokers are dumb. Over half of our country smoked at one point of time or another. especially the hippies. From Presidents to bums, so all smokers aren't dumb. We do, however, make many dumb decisions, but everyone does. Me? I'm 20, a senior in college, major, Economics. My finance is on probation, and he wont stop smoking, hence the dumb ass decision. Anyway, he's been on probation for about a year, and has passed every drug test. This is how it went. He stop smoking for about 5 to 6 months before he was on probation. He only smokes right after he report; maybe the day after that or two. He gives himself at least 27 days before the next report date. the next time he took a test hi9s last smoke was about 20 - 22 days prior to the test and he passed. Now, my advice for people that are trying to pass a drug test is to stop smoking. I know it's hard sometimes and you just don't want to. Trust me, I've been there, but after a week or so after smoking, it's as if you had never started. Once a month is kool. you'll get higher, and it'll be out of you system in about 10-15 days depending on you height, weight, and how long you had been smoking prior to you stopping. Be kool everyone; think about your future if you have one :)

Answer by jelybe
Submitted on 5/19/2007
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Most of what I have read on this site appears to be from uninformed typical "weed" heads. Please try to think before you post!! Here is some EDUCATED & HELPFUL advice... Marij can stary in your system up to 90 days depending on how much you smoke, how much you weigh etc. WATER and exercise will help speed up to detox process, cranberry juice, pickle juice and vinegar are other natural helps, bleach is detectable, so is suregel & visine and other clever ideas that is posted here, the "detox" juices that are popular are a hoax, even some "cleaners" are detectable because there are "tracers" that can be found, so it will still pop positive becuz docs know u covered... If you try to take anothers urine, you must keep it at above 98 degrees, becuz now they test the temps, anything below 99 is a fail,(learned that the hard way) "Strip" has worked for friends, expensive too. It is a 7 day program. I have always been a heavy smoker, longest clean time 4 me was 168 days, I tested myself every 15 days from start, I did not pass a drug test until 60 days. I dont like water, so take that into consideration, there is no right or wrong answer, just theories, you are an individual so no telling, but I can say this, stopping is the only sure way to pass anyway, give yourself at least 45 days if you smoke at least once a day, 24-30 days if you smoke once a week or on weekends, give yourself up tp 90 days if you smoke HEAVY 3-6 blunts all day everyday...... It really sounds like most need to stop because of the desperation in your posts to pass. My mother told me along time ago if you can admit what you do, you are wrong for doing it; Good luck ya'll.

Answer by proweedhead
Submitted on 5/22/2007
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ok guys i think ill just tell u what rly matters. pickel juice, vinegar, pills, detox drinks, none of anything like that works. NONE of it. and how long it stays in ur system depends on 1. How much you smoke. 2. Your weight. 3. Your age(younger the better). 4. Your metabolism. so if u dont smoke alot, ur skinny or dont have alot of fat on you, your young (cuz older u get slower your metabolism gets) , and your metabolism is fast, u have alot better chance of coming up clean. what you need to do is this, drink 8 8 ounce glasses of water a day and hold ur urine in for 3 hours each time u urinate. eat lots of creatine like steaks, fibers, and a little cranberry juice culdnt hurt (all of this starting as many days before the test as humanly possible). and start a work out routine, like do a few hundred crunches a day and some pushups an such but stop about 2 days before your test and be a complete couch potato so when the day of the test comes if u havnt gotten rid of all the thc metabolites u wont be filtering them out on the day of the test. wen test day comes start drinking gatorade with a teaspoon of salt in each bottle (sounds gross but trust me), and pee every 30 minutes. Also take about 10 times daily value of vitamin b6 about an hour before the test to make ur pee yellow. good luck guys hope i kept a few ppl out of jail. its been workin for me for years. =]

Answer by Daily Smoker
Submitted on 5/30/2007
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I've been on probation for almost a year now and have passed 5 UAs successfully. I smoke every day about a joint or a little more and this is the system I use - keep in mind also that I'm a female with more body fat than average (I weigh about 190). The morning of the possible UA I eat a medium sized meal - usually a sandwich with a little extra salt on it. Something not greasy. Then I take 10 - 14 AZO pills. These are high mg cranberry pills you can find in your grocery store or local pharmacy. Throughout the next 5 or 6 hours I drink anywhere from a gallon to a gallon and a half of water. Keep in mind that I consume some extra salt earlier in the day because drinking this much water will lower the sodium level in your body and can sometimes make you feel very cold and shaky if you deplete too much. Also there's always the concern of ODing on your water intake so be careful - listen to your body. Your life is not worth a failed UA. Be prepared to urinate every 5 - 15 minutes towards the end of your regime - it can get annoying, but it also lets you know that your system is becoming clean. Your urine should be clear by the end of this. The worst that I've ever expected was a diluted result, in which case you can always take another test - at least you won't have a dirty. This is a temporary solution only, though. It will only keep you clean for a couple of hours - there is no way to purify yourself totally unless you stop smoking since the THC is stored in your fat and is pretty much on a time release until it's purged from your system by your body. It takes anywhere from 3 days for occasional smokers, to over 30 days for obese heavy daily smokers. A lot has to do with how much body fat you have. Like I said, I've passed 5 UAs so far with this method - it's not guaranteed, but it's worked very, very well for me. Good luck!

Answer by Crazy
Submitted on 5/30/2007
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Check out this site if you need help. I have read and heard of many ways to pass a ua. Not sure any of them work. However I found this info and it is very intresting. Check it out. It is not just for cocaine. http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html Also, I had this emailed to me... What you need: 2 Bottles of 32 oz. Gatorade 4 Aspirin 4 Vitamin B2 or B12 Capsules (50 - 100 milligrams) 8 Bottles of 16 oz water (or tap water) 1 Box of Liquid CERTO canning gel (contains 2 Packages) (Step 1) Take 4 Aspirin 1-3 hours before you pee (Step 2) Take the Vitamin B 1 hour before you pee. If they are time release vitamins crush them up and consume the powder. (Step 3) Take a 32oz bottle of Gatorade and pour 1 pouch of the Certo into it. Mix well and drink it in 15 minutes. Start this step 1 1/2 hours before the test. After 45 minutes repeat this step again. (Step 4) Drink at least 4 16oz glasses of water after drinking the first Gatorade and Certo cocktail. Then repeat again after you drink the second Gatorade and Certo cocktail. (Step 5) Pee at least 5 times before you take the test. Give a midstream sample for the test.

Answer by stoney
Submitted on 6/29/2007
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hello every one. here is my two cents worth: Don"t exercise before a drug test as it makes it worse, every thing getsmore moved around in your' system you would just aggravate the THC levels,. although i have heard the old vinegar trick and think it works for some but not all. i got this information from a lady that did my urine test at pathology as i failed. i have been not smoking for a week and a bit, and my levels are still border line. luck to every one. i also would like to state, drug testing for jobs' is truly an invasion of privacy and unfair, .. as if i was to go out and get smack it would be out of system in three days' go out and have a few puffs at a party I'llbe waiting a week or two. although is it really worth losing my job over? I think not.

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Question by Johnny
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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How long does marijuana or weed stay in your body, urine, or blood?

Answer by Boughetto
Submitted on 4/24/2004
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pot stays in your system for about 30 days after the last time you have smoked it. if your trying to get rid of it quick the best ways are to drink as much water and pickel juice as humanly possible! good luck!

Answer by milo
Submitted on 4/24/2004
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i went to a national study web site and discovered that what people have been saying is complete bull.Depending on how much you smoke it will stay in your body anywhere from 3 days to thirty. Thirty days is if you are a daily heavey smoker and quit. 3 days is if you have smoked once in that month.

Answer by chepina
Submitted on 4/27/2004
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you dont need weed weed needs you your brain is not contol brain controls you!

Answer by 0
Submitted on 4/29/2004
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are you going to prison.

Answer by Pot Pimp
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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does those detoxifying pills and kits actually work? how long does weed stay in your system if you've smoked it 3 time a week for 6 months? whats the best way to pass a blood urine and hair drug test? Thx Peace

Answer by punjab
Submitted on 5/7/2004
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i smoked drugs yesturday my name is Dom Wood

Answer by rasta
Submitted on 5/13/2004
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iv been smoking pot for 3 months straight.. as in everyday i think i consume 3 joints on my own.. i just wanna know how to clean my system to pass the drug test... email me... indioblood@yahoo.com tnx!!

Answer by Unknown
Submitted on 5/14/2004
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I would like to know how much water you need to give a marijuana plant when you first put the seeds in and how much water you give it once it starts sprouting........>?

Answer by jessica
Submitted on 5/16/2004
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iknow to pass a drug test tom and i have not smoked for bout 2 weeks what can i do to pass it

Answer by Crystal
Submitted on 5/25/2004
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I been doing weed for a while now and i don't wanna stop but it a month and a have i have to go to court and do a drug test will i pass if i keep smokeing weed for a few more days? thx email me at candygirl_1313us@hotmail.com

Answer by The Truth !
Submitted on 5/31/2004
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I was a regular smoker (every day) for over 15 years. I quit smoking exactly thirty days ago. I purchased some home urine tests to administer on myself and failed the test for marijuana at exactly thirty days clean.

Answer by nicolas thiessen
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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i smoke every day with my sister and we do stuff thats not cool. i also abuse my mom and dad and touch them

Answer by free
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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If you want to pass a drug test simply take someone else's pee to the testing center and empty it into there container, but keep it warm .because any waste from the body is warm.

Answer by Polly Pocket
Submitted on 6/7/2004
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i herd that a couple drops of visine in a pee test well eliminate the drug

Answer by pot head dow
Submitted on 6/9/2004
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i have been smoking pot for a month and there are drug tests coming to school and i would like to know how ;long it will take for it to come out my system

Answer by JNH
Submitted on 6/11/2004
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DONT SMOKE THE DAMN WEED!

Answer by I can't believe how poorly you all write
Submitted on 6/14/2004
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How come so many of you have such insanely poor grammar and spelling? It is totally appalling to me. Try smoking less marijuana and opening a freaking book once in a while. Jeeezus Christ People!

Answer by God
Submitted on 6/16/2004
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WHAT IF GOD SMOKED CANABIS?

Answer by mushroom mike
Submitted on 6/19/2004
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well i have been smoking the best types of trees sence i was 12 so it has been more then 10 years it helps bring a new view on life. It is hard to stop smoking for the time it takes to get clean are you sure you want to quit. i am about 150 pounds and it took about 34 days to rid my system by drinking alot of water, jucies, and exercising alot.

Answer by hey yall
Submitted on 6/19/2004
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when u take the pee test put two drops of bleach in the cup after your done...and it will erase all the weedage u have in ur system...(put the bleach in an eyedrop bottle)

Answer by fecknghell
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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AYe mates I jus recenntly traveled to British C. in Canada, and I took a few cracks at a joint. Now bloddy hell I have to take a feking test at me new job. Crikey what should I do

Answer by Mak Daddy
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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go to www.passmydrugtest.com DUUH

Answer by GP3
Submitted on 6/23/2004
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I took a drug test on monday and the last time i smoke was like april 20 i think so you think ill pass ????

Answer by d2muscle@aol.com
Submitted on 6/28/2004
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I have been smoking the best of the best for over 2 years now nothing but dro northern lights. I just got rejected hard by some girl because she thinks im a bumb and well i agree. Im a competitive body builder and well... i really like this girl. Im getting a job as a PSA at Mercy Hospital in pittsburgh and i need to pass a urine test. I am taking it in 1 week and ive stopped now for about 4 days. I cannot fail this test... my brothers reputation is on the line he is a anestesiologist at this hospital.

Answer by what are you smoking
Submitted on 7/3/2004
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I have been Smoking for over 20 years and I can still spell and formulate sentences. Don't worry about passing your drug tests you are all far too stupid to ever be hired. Thank you and drive through.

Answer by onowh
Submitted on 7/6/2004
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look,that bleach method is blown out of proportion if you ask me.i know for a fact they do check for bleach cuz it pops up in the testing results. the doctors dont just test your urine for drugs, they also check for antibiotics and all that other crap people "claim" to rid their system of drugs. theyre not stupid but good luck to u all.

Answer by CATGIRL
Submitted on 7/8/2004
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DRINK WATER AND SURE GEL MIXTURE.

Answer by roll the spliff
Submitted on 7/12/2004
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well if u want 2 pass a DRUG TEST u should'nt have started smoking it. I've smoked pot since ive bin 12 n it hasn't took n e skin off my nose so u lot chat sum bull.

Answer by fish
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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hmm i toke 4 times a month or so, not much, just once a weekend, around 7 grams a month, you think if i stop 2 weeks before a test ill be safe? i think so....

Answer by B
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system between 2 days and 11 weeks depending on Your height and weight how fast your metabolism is how much water you drink if you drink alcohol and how much and how much you smoke as well as how often you smoke... I smoked 2 bowls on saturday did not drink much water had 1 40 oz of old E and 2 shots of vodka Monday I passed a UA and a blood test so yeah it all depends!

Answer by Jenny
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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um.... hmm.. well if you smoke on like one day and you kinda heavily smoke but not really, but you did more than usual, will you pass a test like 2 or 3 weeks after you smoked it. But if you drink a load of water and drink and drink will that help you pass????

Answer by Feebz aka Loretta
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I read most of the answers submitted and everyones a dumb ass. People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid. I have been smoking a long time and Am a personal trainer and read literature all the time because the weed gives me trouble sleeping. Smoking makes me creative not f**kin stupid. Is Snoop Dogg stupid hell no!

Answer by briznet
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I've been on probation for about a year now, havnt smoked since like June 2003, and been all clean ever since then. Now my P.O says I don't have to come back and see her for 3 months!!! Oh happy days, guess I'll just have quit in middle of september and give myself like 40 days. I'll be all good. Late

Answer by tre
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I have been smoking weed everyday for about three years. I just quit a little over a week ago, not for a drug test or anything just to clean out my system so if and when I do smoke again I will have a lower tolerance. I don't know this for a fact but I have heard marijuana is fat soluble so if your heavier it may increase the amount of time it will take to clean out your body.