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Question by Johnny
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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How long does marijuana or weed stay in your body, urine, or blood?


Answer by Boughetto
Submitted on 4/24/2004
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pot stays in your system for about 30 days after the last time you have smoked it. if your trying to get rid of it quick the best ways are to drink as much water and pickel juice as humanly possible! good luck!

 

Answer by milo
Submitted on 4/24/2004
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i went to a national study web site and discovered that what people have been saying is complete bull.Depending on how much you smoke it will stay in your body anywhere from 3 days to thirty. Thirty days is if you are a daily heavey smoker and quit. 3 days is if you have smoked once in that month.

 

Answer by chepina
Submitted on 4/27/2004
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you dont need weed weed needs you your brain is not contol brain controls you!

 

Answer by 0
Submitted on 4/29/2004
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are you going to prison.

 

Answer by Pot Pimp
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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does those detoxifying pills and kits actually work?

how long does weed stay in your system if you've smoked it 3 time a week for 6 months?

whats the best way to pass a blood urine and hair drug test?

Thx Peace

 

Answer by punjab
Submitted on 5/7/2004
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i smoked drugs yesturday my name is Dom Wood

 

Answer by tini69
Submitted on 5/7/2004
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i smoked every day for two years.   i wanted to start a better job, so i quit smoking and went to GNC and got some pills in a blue bottle.   the bottle will tell you to take 2 a day.   i took about 12 to 16 pills a day for two weeks and passed a pee test.   as far as blood test.   i'mnot sure.   but you need to understand that the pill's will cost a lot and also i have had kidney problems from taking so many.   if you don't mind the stabbing pains in your kidney's and a slight, some times strong smell in your pee or pooh.  and your breath, go for it.   i have had two kidney infections.   i almost lost one.   be very carfule when taking herbs to clean your system.   as far as drinking sure gel, pickel juice, vinagar, lots of water, cranberry jucie.   they work for many people, but not all.   start to cut back your intake or just stop all together and start cleaning out your system.  right away

 

Answer by rasta
Submitted on 5/13/2004
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iv been smoking pot for 3 months straight.. as in everyday i think i consume 3 joints on my own.. i just wanna know how to clean my system to pass the drug test...  email me... indioblood@yahoo.com tnx!!

 

Answer by Unknown
Submitted on 5/14/2004
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I would like to know how much water you need to give a marijuana plant when you first put the seeds in and how much water you give it once it starts sprouting........>?

 

Answer by jessica
Submitted on 5/16/2004
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iknow to pass a drug test tom and i have not smoked for bout 2 weeks what can i do to pass it

 

Answer by Crystal
Submitted on 5/25/2004
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I been doing weed for a while now and i don't wanna stop but it a month and a have i have to go to court and do a drug test will i pass if i keep smokeing weed for a few more days? thx email me at candygirl_1313us@hotmail.com

 

Answer by The Truth !
Submitted on 5/31/2004
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I was a regular smoker (every day) for over 15 years. I quit smoking exactly thirty days ago.  I purchased some home urine tests to administer on myself and failed the test for marijuana at exactly thirty days clean.

 

Answer by nicolas thiessen
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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i smoke every day with my sister and we do stuff thats not cool. i also abuse my mom and dad and touch them

 

Answer by free
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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If you want to pass a drug test simply take someone else's pee to the testing center and empty it into there container, but keep it warm .because any waste from the body is warm.

 

Answer by Polly Pocket
Submitted on 6/7/2004
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i herd that a couple drops of visine in a pee test well eliminate the drug

 

Answer by pot head dow
Submitted on 6/9/2004
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i have been smoking pot for a month and there are drug tests coming to school and i would like to know how ;long it will take for it to come out my system

 

Answer by JNH
Submitted on 6/11/2004
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DONT SMOKE THE DAMN WEED!

 

Answer by I can't believe how poorly you all write
Submitted on 6/14/2004
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How come so many of you have such insanely poor grammar and spelling? It is totally appalling to me. Try smoking less marijuana and opening a freaking book once in a while. Jeeezus Christ People!

 

Answer by God
Submitted on 6/16/2004
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WHAT IF GOD SMOKED CANABIS?

 

Answer by mushroom mike
Submitted on 6/19/2004
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well i have been smoking the best types of trees sence i was 12 so it has been more then 10 years it helps bring a new view on life. It is hard to stop smoking for the time it takes to get clean are you sure you want to quit. i am about 150 pounds and it took about 34 days to rid my system by drinking alot of water, jucies, and exercising alot.

 

Answer by hey yall
Submitted on 6/19/2004
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when u take the pee test put two drops of bleach in the cup after your done...and it will erase all the weedage u have in ur system...(put the bleach in an eyedrop bottle)

 

Answer by fecknghell
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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AYe mates I jus recenntly traveled to British C. in Canada, and I took a few cracks at a joint. Now bloddy hell I have to take a feking test at me new job. Crikey what should I do

 

Answer by Mak Daddy
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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go to www.passmydrugtest.com

DUUH

 

Answer by GP3
Submitted on 6/23/2004
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I  took a drug test on monday and the last time i smoke was like april 20 i think so you think ill pass ????

 

Answer by GP3
Submitted on 6/23/2004
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I  took a drug test on monday and the last time i smoke was like april 20 i think so yuo think ill pass ????

 

Answer by d2muscle@aol.com
Submitted on 6/28/2004
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I have been smoking the best of the best for over 2 years now nothing but dro northern lights.

I just got rejected hard by some girl because she thinks im a bumb and well i agree. Im a competitive body builder and well... i really like this girl.

Im getting a job as a PSA at Mercy Hospital in pittsburgh and i need to pass a urine test.

I am taking it in 1 week and ive stopped now for about 4 days. I cannot fail this test... my brothers reputation is on the line he is a anestesiologist at this hospital.

 

Answer by what are you smoking
Submitted on 7/3/2004
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I have been Smoking for over 20 years and I can still spell and formulate sentences. Don't worry about passing your drug tests you are all far too stupid to ever be hired.

Thank you and drive through.

 

Answer by onowh
Submitted on 7/6/2004
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look,that bleach method is blown out of proportion if you ask me.i know for a fact they do check for bleach cuz it pops up in the testing results. the doctors dont just test your urine for drugs, they also check for antibiotics and all that other crap people "claim" to rid their system of drugs. theyre not stupid but good luck to u all.

 

Answer by CATGIRL
Submitted on 7/8/2004
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DRINK WATER AND SURE GEL MIXTURE.

 

Answer by roll the spliff
Submitted on 7/12/2004
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well if u want 2 pass a DRUG TEST u should'nt have started smoking it. I've smoked pot since ive bin 12 n it hasn't took n e skin off my nose so u lot chat sum bull.

 

Answer by fish
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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hmm i toke 4 times a month or so, not much, just once a weekend, around 7 grams a month, you think if i stop 2 weeks before a test ill be safe? i think so....

 

Answer by B
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system between 2 days and 11 weeks depending on
Your height and weight
how fast your metabolism is
how much water you drink
if you drink alcohol and how much
and how much you smoke
as well as how often you smoke...
I smoked 2 bowls on saturday did not drink much water had 1 40 oz of old E and 2 shots of vodka Monday I passed a UA and a blood test so yeah it all depends!

 

Answer by Jenny
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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um.... hmm.. well if you smoke on like one day and you kinda heavily smoke but not really, but you did more than usual, will you pass a      test like 2 or 3 weeks after you smoked it. But if you drink a      load of water and drink and drink will that help you pass????

 

Answer by Feebz aka Loretta
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I read most of the answers submitted and everyones a dumb ass. People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid. I have been smoking a long time and Am a personal trainer and read literature all the time because the weed gives me trouble sleeping. Smoking makes me creative not f**kin stupid. Is Snoop Dogg stupid hell no!

 

Answer by briznet
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I've been on probation for about a year now, havnt smoked since like June 2003, and been all clean ever since then. Now my P.O says I don't have to come back and see her for 3 months!!!  Oh happy days, guess I'll just have quit in middle of september and give myself like 40 days.  I'll be all good.  Late

 

Answer by tre
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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I have been smoking weed everyday for about three years. I just quit a little over a week ago, not for a drug test or anything just to clean out my system so if and when I do smoke again I will have a lower tolerance. I don't know this for a fact but I have heard marijuana is fat soluble so if your heavier it may increase the amount of time it will take to clean out your body.

 

Answer by Barbara
Submitted on 7/18/2004
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hey im 15,my name is barbara and in my life i only smoked weed 5 times and i wanted 2 no how long does weed stay in the system and also what would be a good thing 2 drink 4 it 2 go away from ur sysyem

 

Answer by jedrekthejedi
Submitted on 7/20/2004
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where the feezy can i find sure gel?

 

Answer by jim
Submitted on 7/21/2004
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i smoked for my first time 3 days ago but i took like 12 hits. how long will that take to get out of my system if i drink alot of water and excercise???

 

Answer by the scientist
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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People like you guys give the educated smokers a bad name.  YOU are why it is taking so freakin long to become legalized.  Mainly, because everyone thinks when you smoke you become a utterly moronic.  First off, THC is fat soluble.  I am just wondering if taking cleansers (not maskers) by cleaning out your kidney's and liver will effect your fat solubility.  The THC is not stored in your kidneys or liver so what is taking excess amounts of water, vinegar, pickle juice(which is diluted vinegar), or cranberry juice going to really do.  Who knows?

 

Answer by johnnylong
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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I smoked alot of weed for about 2 years and i do mean alot maby a 2 blunts aday for the last 4 months i was doing it and it toke me almost 3 months to get it out of my system but i've been clean for like 4 mounths until last wensday i smoked about 4 healthy bowls with like 3 people and i have a test on tuesday i think i'mjust going to dilute it if i cant find somone to help me out!!

 

Answer by ShaggyDeath
Submitted on 8/3/2004
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I got a drug test in 2 1/2 hours. The Last time I smoked was 8 days ago, I smoked only on weekdays and only about 2 grams total. I'm also 6 foot 2, 165 pounds and have a very fast metablisom.

 

Answer by weird
Submitted on 8/4/2004
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I took a couple hits 3 days ago and i have to get a physical tomorrow and pee in a cup. Will that show up in my test results? Please E-Mail me today! saraluv@hotmail.com
Thank You

 

Answer by Edge
Submitted on 8/4/2004
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Ok guys I am a med student.  I will help you all settle this right now.  THC can detected up to about a month.  BUT water does help flush out toxins, your body weight, metabolism, and wether your body is in good enough health all play factors.  Drinking alcohol does slow down the process also the frequency of how much you smoke.  Diet also plays a factor what you eat. Sleep plays a factor in this to.  You can pass a test up to 7 days after you smoke if you are in good health, good metabolism, and just pretty much take care of your body.

 

Answer by dumbass people
Submitted on 8/5/2004
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Wow....I worry about a lot of you. Stop smoking weed dammit. Oh and also if you wanna pass a drug test take Niacin its basically a very high dosage of Vitamin B, don't take too much cause they might test for it. and Also Pickle juice don't help. Drink Lots of energy drinks cause they have niacin in them and lots of water and cranberry juice. Good luck.

 

Answer by smills
Submitted on 8/6/2004
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All of you Grow up!  Look at your spelling and your sentences.  They hardly make sense!
The best way for passing a drug test of any type is to not smoke in the first place!  It doesn't sound like if you were to get the job, that you would be able to pass the random drug tests.  So light 'em up boys and live off of your parents!  Learn how to use the Spell checker on your computers!

 

Answer by BOB!!
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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i've been smoking for about 4 months. straight.. some days i smoke alot.. some days i don't..

and now i'm going in for my first job but they want a Drug test.. how can i get rid of it.. i have about 3 weeks to get it out.

i heard u can Drink a Whole Bottle of Viniger or.. add one drop of bleach to a warm glass of milk..

^^ i don't trust that one..

but i need to know.. anyone care to share their secretes?

 

Answer by fizzle
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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I heard it takes 3 days per hit and up to 30 days for all to get out of your system. good luck

 

Answer by Lisa
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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I have been smoking for over 10 years now.. I just want to say that I have no idea why people act so stupid now adays.. I mean, I was a straight A student in school and have a great job and all.. I have never acted near as retarded as half these idiots. So for the ones that think smoking pot makes you dumb, not all of us stoners are really that stupid.

 

Answer by melodymeow
Submitted on 8/10/2004
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i need to know what to take to get the sh&$% out of my system. its been 3 wks but im overweight and i heard it stores in fat. im due for a test in a couple wks

 

Answer by cligger420
Submitted on 8/10/2004
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i took this drink called Q-Carbo.  i smoked 3 days before my drug test and i passed.  i highly recommended Q-Carbo. GETTER-DONE

 

Answer by nader
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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http://www.testclear.com/

 

Answer by wildwolf
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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I smoke marijuana for 11 months and smoked 4 to 7 hits every nigth so now I stop use smoke marijuana for 37 days as clean and sober.was it still clean in 30 days or more huh?

 

Answer by jackk
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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i smoked 3 days in a row if i drink alot of water alot of cranberry jucie and exercise how long u think it will be before it will not be ditected or not in my system

 

Answer by kc281
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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ive smoked weed for years passed drug tests useing there called caps or pills you take with water they only keep you clean temporarily you can also use cleanz-blendz herbal tea if you plan to quit it will clean you out  for-sure but if you cant stop smoking the pills are best get them from the gnc store truly tho if someone is depending on you then try too quit if you cant then tell the family doctor you need something for anxiety should help till you  take the test or if your trying too quit should take the edge off

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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i smoked only once and i think it was the lowest potency. i took a urine test exactly a month later and still dont know if i passed yet. im only about 6 to 10% body fat and i drank a ton of water but im still scared. i heard it only last a few days for one time users but i also heard that tolerance helped. and i had no tolerance. will i pass??

 

Answer by Stork
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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HEY I just got high for the 1st time last night and man was I messed up. Anyways does this crap stay in my system long or what? Also if its in your system wtf does it do in there?

 

Answer by Caseyjones100
Submitted on 8/14/2004
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Most readily available drug screens are tests of the urine. Blood tests and breath analyzers are another way substances can be detected. Pot stays in your body, stored in fat tissues, potentially your whole life. However, it is very unusual to be released in sufficient quantities to have an intoxicating effect or be measurable in urine screens. Heavy pot smokers, people who have smoked for years on a daily basis, very commonly have detectable amounts in their urine for at least two weeks. In these cases, marijuana may periodically reappear following heavy physical exertion or weight loss as it is released from fat stores.

 

Answer by nicole
Submitted on 8/15/2004
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um i was wondering what would happen if you smoke oregono and tha answer to all of you questions is dont smoke weed period!!!duh

 

Answer by Smoke alot of weed
Submitted on 8/16/2004
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Yes smoke weed smoke weed smoke some more weed smoke weed.

 

Answer by e-ven sarnyman smokin' none!
Submitted on 8/18/2004
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YO, smokin weed makes me high, and what I know is this, It's cool,oompa loompa smokin'green makes me scream, need a new screen. Where can I find one? I cut one out of my window, and the grasshopper flies soars through it, what do I do?
Help me! It's smoky in here
Ev D Sarny says fursheezee. PEACE

 

Answer by weedhata
Submitted on 8/18/2004
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everyone of you that smokes weed are dumbasses and dont deserve nice jobs so dont even worry about passin a urine or any other kind of test 'cause you dont deserve that job in the first place....so just keep smokin your pot and see how far you get in life.              IDIOTS

 

Answer by bigmanbob
Submitted on 8/19/2004
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I am a 300lbs man.  How long will weed stay in my body?

 

Answer by nikki
Submitted on 8/19/2004
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there are many people on this website stating that people are stupid for smoking week and that were all stupid!! first of all if you don't smoke and don't like people that do? what are you doing on this website????

 

Answer by Ilene Marie
Submitted on 8/19/2004
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Pot stays in you system depending how much fat you have... and how often you smoke.
If you smoke all the time for over two years its going to be a while, and if you loose weight the pot will reapear in you system. If you smoke only once a week for a few months or for even a year you Will be okay in 6 to 30 days... The more water you drink the faster... * Stay away from fatty foods and Drinking

 

Answer by SMOKE MORE POT EVERY1
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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I THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD ENJOY GODS HERB

 

Answer by jamm
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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4 small times in a little over a month and i have a test in 1 week. am i ok?

 

Answer by Vera
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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Sure Gel you can buy at grocery store...canning isle. You can get home urine tests before you go for the real test at your local drugstore, or cheaper at drugstore.com. I don't know if sure gel works, but my fingers are crossed because my test is Monday!!

 

Answer by Bluntleaf713
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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I am also a current smoker, I smoked very heavily for about 3 years.  As in I smoked at least 5 out of the 7 days in a week.  I wanted to get a job that drug test, so I stopped for a little less then a month.  In conclusion I passed the freaking test.  Now my job randomly test which sucks hardcore ass, b/c i feel without the weed, life is very dull and gray.  The weed also made me very creative and made me motivated to do things.  My question is, I hear that there is a tablet called urineluck and u just put those tablets in your urine and it will naturally clean your urine and is undetectable.  Is this possible?  I sure hope so, b/c I'll have to get me some of that! :)

Legalize it!  I've read the arguments,  and the ones against marijuana are ridiculous.  Look at countries like Canada and Australia, its legal there.  Why is it there and not here.  Give world piece a chance, you never hear of Canada going to war with someone or terrorist attacking there.  C'mon

 

Answer by Janga
Submitted on 8/20/2004
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I smoked for the first time last Sunday, and i smoked pretty much 7 days in a row.  How long will it take for the weed to get out of my system?

 

Answer by just failed a drug test
Submitted on 8/21/2004
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That sure gel method definitely does not  work. i'mskinny and smoked for like 3 years strait and I failed my test. don't believe the hype

 

Answer by noah
Submitted on 8/22/2004
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my parents are starting to test me when the school year starts. I haven't smoked in about two months and i was wondering how long it would stay in my system if i smoked a half an eigth in a week..... given i drink three or four cups of water a day

 

Answer by pcj
Submitted on 8/23/2004
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I want to know what can i take to clean my system of marijuana. (that really works)?

 

Answer by who
Submitted on 8/23/2004
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my baby's mother won't agree to visitation because she's stupid.  I was smoking marijuana when I met her and I still do and so did she at one time.  She told the judge that she doesn't want me to see him because I a have a drug problem.  When she really doesn't want me to see him because I recently got married and have a new baby.  Now the judge wants to drug test me.  What can I do?

 

Answer by Doctor Vomit
Submitted on 8/23/2004
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I vomit in your faces you bastards

 

Answer by TODD
Submitted on 8/24/2004
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HOW LONG DO PILLS STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM????

 

Answer by J Dizzle From M Pizzel
Submitted on 8/28/2004
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I have been on Probation for about one year and as of recently my PO has been dropping me. I failed my first one and he told me that one more would land myself in rehab. I have been on the internet for about two days and this is what i've found Weed stays in your system for any where from 10 - 60 days depending on high, weight, use of pot, and health (whether you work out or not). If you are a chronic user no water, cranberry juice, or sure gel is going to get you clean enough to pass your drop in your 2 week time limit. Naicin is just a myth so your best bet is to buy a masking agent.

 

Answer by Johnson
Submitted on 8/29/2004
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Say i was in a car with two people in the back seat smoking weed..I myself have never done nor would I ever do it. But i am sure i breathed some of it in against my will. Should I be worried if i have a urine test in 6 days?

 

Answer by Jimbo
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR ?'S IS SIMPLY DO NOT SMOKE WEED, WHY ITS BAD ALL IT DOES IS IMPAIR YOUR JUDGEMENT, ASK SOME OF THE SINGLE MOTHERS THAT KNOW THIS.  THEY WERE USED, BUT ANYWAY WHY WON'T YOU GUYS GET A LIFE AND JUST DO WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO GO TO SCHOOL AND MAKE A GOOD LIVING FOR OURSELVES AND PEOPLE IF YOU SMOKE AND YOU POP IT'S CALLED SELF INFLICTION SO COME ON NOW WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE I PERSONALLY THINK THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM.

 

Answer by rayray
Submitted on 9/2/2004
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I have smoked Mary J for approx..7years.. about a gram a day sometimes more..

I recently quit for my own reasons..

I weigh about 130lbs and 5"5 ..

Does anyone know if 40days is long enough to get it out of my system... I am not being drug tested or anything like that..but I am interested in having a child and want to make sure there is no trace of thc in my body.. I am having tests done in 40days to make sure my health is good and I am hoping that the thc will be out of my system by then....


Ray

 

Answer by kamauvie
Submitted on 9/3/2004
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If this can help anyone....

If you need to pass a drug test and don't want to risk using your own pee...here's a method I recently used.

Meterials
Condom
Baby Thermometer
Cup
Hot water
stick pin
Paper cloth or small thin towel

After getting "clean" urine from a friend.  
Before the test(after putting on gloves). I pored the urine (enough for a test) in the condom and tied two knots in the condom.  Next, I placed the condom in the cup of hot water.  Before you go to the test take the filled condom out of the water and take its temperature.  Urine from the body is usually between 90 to 95 degrees.  Use the thermometer to make sure the urine is in that range before you go in to test.  Then, I placed the filled condom in my sock wrapped in a paper towel next to my skin(you could place it anywhere long as it is close to your skin). Once I got in the bathroom to give the sample I took the pin and poked a small hole in the condom and let the condom drain into the sample cup. Done!

I hope this helps someone...

 

Answer by jrake9#1stOner.
Submitted on 9/8/2004
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I've been a stoner all my life.Started when I was nine.Know I'm twenty five.Sex drug's and reggea forever.          

 

Answer by The Dude
Submitted on 9/8/2004
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Sure Gel can be found at the grocery store. It is an ingredient in jelly I think. I used it about 5 years ago 2 weeks after smoking and passed. I am skinny, active, and have a high metabolism so It may have been gone already. I need to pass one in 2 days and smoked today. I need to know what a real deal product is I can use to pass.

 

Answer by touchmaster
Submitted on 9/9/2004
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thoucheroo

 

Answer by Pyscho256
Submitted on 9/13/2004
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Weed is great I smoked for about 10 years of and on till about 6 months ago And from that point till 6 weeks ago i smoked about 6 blunts a day and a fat blunt of drow Lmndrp/cmbd mix every week but now i only smoke once every 2 weeks i smoked 3 days ago and i have a high metabolism and weigh about 145 at 6 feet three inches how long do you think it will take to clean my system

 

Answer by i need to quit
Submitted on 9/13/2004
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i have smoked weed on and off for three years now i would like to stop all toghter i wanna know how i can stop and clean out my body so i dont lose my best friend

 

Answer by ladiskorp
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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I was a very heavy smoker,for about 20 yrs,and the last time I smoked was July 23rd,I have a drug test tommorow,will I have a chance of passing

 

Answer by Weed wacker
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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Are you people for real out there? Passing a drug test has to be the least important issue in your lives. I smoke...been smoking for 40 years,  but I went to school, can form a coherent sentence and engage people in meaningful conversation.

If you can read (which I assume you can if you are with me so far) go to HighTimes.com and do some research.

 

Answer by codile
Submitted on 9/15/2004
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u guys suk the cock

 

Answer by perdyFly
Submitted on 9/15/2004
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Just smoke marijuana that is very low in THC content, only dust it with the animal tranquilizer, PCP.  You wont test positive for THC that way and, who knows, you may even try to fly off a building and then a drug test would be the least of your worries.

 

Answer by The Juice
Submitted on 9/15/2004
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Forget the pills and all the other. GNC sells a juice called GHF that cleans out your system within the hour. It comes in cherry or orange flavors. The keep it locked up behind the counter. It costs like $40. Smoked the same day as the test and still passed. Really!

 

Answer by nyoka
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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i smoked pot and saw a goat who made me a roti.

 

Answer by stone
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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it will take you 5 years to clear out

 

Answer by elizannelle
Submitted on 9/17/2004
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I'm 26 years old and I have been smoking weed for about 10 yrs now.  I have never had a problem passing a drug test.  I start about 2 days before my test drinking water constantly.  Every time I think about it I drink water.  The night before my test I mix a little bit of vinegar with grape juice.  Once your urine is clear you won't have anything to worry about.  Also I weigh over 250.

 

Answer by the girl
Submitted on 9/17/2004
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i smoked last Saturday and today is friday. i only took like 5-7 hits and i dont have that big of lungs really...you think ill pass?

 

Answer by Shelley
Submitted on 9/18/2004
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Drugs are for losers who are in search of nothing, but a false reality.

If you didn't do drugs to begin with you all wouldn't be worrying about not passing a urine (or any other) test.

You all bring everything upon yourselves, what happens, happens. Face the facts and consequences.

Added: No, I'm not a "Pot Hater". I have a history of drug abuse, but you know what? I turned my life around and it was for the better. When doing drugs I was hiding from reality.


 

Answer by Jujudawg
Submitted on 9/19/2004
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O hey its me again green tea and chamomile tea works awesome as well at my little natural herb store they have this stuff call niacin it purifys you when you drink chamomile tea try that 2 but im not maken any guarantees

 

Answer by Kitty Mitten
Submitted on 9/19/2004
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People weed is a good thing if you already have a job.  Drink plenty of water, and pickle juice, to pass your drug test.

 

Answer by eric
Submitted on 9/20/2004
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i have been smoking for 4 ears now and i have to take a drug test tomorrow and just quit yesturday is there any help for me to pass?

 

Answer by fuk rehab
Submitted on 9/20/2004
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i agree with jedrekthejedi, where can i get sum sure gel

 

Answer by Joe
Submitted on 9/20/2004
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I've been smoking weed for a while now and just today i think i got some bad stuff. It made me completely numb and my heart was going 24144144 miles an hour, can that mean crack? Is it possible cocaine was a factor?

 

Answer by godhaspoken
Submitted on 9/21/2004
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i need help i smoke weed but not lots about 2-3 joints a week for about 2 months and i need to pass a drug test in a bit how long does it stay in my system for and can i do somthing to help it go away if so could you email me or msn me at soul_gate@hotmail.com thank you so much..!!!

 

Answer by midnight toker
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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Ive probably been smoking every day for the last 3 years.  I have a drug test in a couple of days, but i quit about 25 days ago. I have also been drinking about a gallon of water or more a day and I'm going to take a drug screen on my own the day before the scheduled one.  I hope I pass.  Also, even though I smoke weed, I'm not a loser.  I am going to college and getting an education to do something with my life. Also, jedrikthejedi, you can get sure-gel at any grocery store.  :)  Good luck to all of you.  Ill need it too.

 

Answer by nick nack
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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everytime i smoke with my lil sis...we end up having sex...is that wrong?

 

Answer by you know
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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stop smoking and pray

 

Answer by Tina
Submitted on 9/23/2004
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Drink lost of cranberry juice,water, vinegar,and tea.  Take 250 mg of Niacin  pills (you can get the pills from wall mart).  Don't smoke and in 48 you should be clear hey nothing is 100% people.  Good Luck

 

Answer by Chic
Submitted on 9/26/2004
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i smoke like every other day and i need to know how long its going to be in my system if i smoked a good sized nug today and have a test in like 2 weeks

 

Answer by DEE NYC
Submitted on 9/26/2004
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I smoked for 10 years, heavily. I was locked up from May 9th, 2003, until July 5th 2003, exactly 2 months, and when I was released, I was tested for drugs, and I was proven to be clean.  Therefore, I would say for a heavy everyday smoker, it will take about 60 days for marijuana to be out of your system completely.  I no longer smoke the way I used to, due to drug testing now. I get tested every month, and occasionally I take a few tokes of good smoke, ((3 blunts total, usually between the day I get tested(after testing), and the following days after)) here and there during the first week after I get tested, just enough time for me to be clean for the next test date three weeks later. Don't push it guys! I have a fast metabolism which also helps, and I'm 185 pounds, six feet tall. I also use Niacin, which also helps to detoxify your system. Make sure you purchase plain NIACIN, not niacin mixed with vitamin b-3 or anything else. Must be pure Niacin at least 500mg dosage. Take 1 pill for breakfast, 1 for lunch, and one pill at night. Too much will cause liver damage and pain. You will experience a flushing feeling(hotness for about an hour each time you pop a pill), but hey it works! Good Luck!

 

Answer by Eric
Submitted on 9/29/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system depending on your weight, height, and how much you've been smoking. It is also fat soluble. You have to exercise and sweat alot in order to remove it from your body. I was a heavy smoker for 1 year straight. I used to smoke everyday. Then i got a job and they said they were gonna take a week to hire me and do all the paper work and they were gonna do a drug test. So i started to excercise everyday all day to sweat it all out. I also drank a gallon of water a day. Well i passed my drug test, and it only took me a week to clear my system.

 

Answer by anonymous
Submitted on 9/29/2004
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I'm 5'2'', and 108lbs. I've been a heavy smoker for years. I have a drug test due in exactly one month. Will it be out my system by then???

 

Answer by JIMMY!
Submitted on 9/30/2004
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SOMETIMES I MIX MY WEED WITH MY CERIAL.\


BUT mostly i just smoke it to my head

 

Answer by Maggie
Submitted on 10/2/2004
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Hi, umm i'm not a big weed smoker but i have smoked weed before obviously and i smoked it about a month and a half ago today and i still feel all messed up and weird from it like nothings real and i dont really know what to do about it or what to think so if anyone can tell me whats wrong with me or they felt the same way can you please add me and let me know cuz i'm really startin to get worried about this. I think i'm just scared that its permanent. thank you

 

Answer by bvjsdbgbsdlbjh
Submitted on 10/3/2004
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Alcohol 1-2 days
(crystal, Ice, crank, methamphetamines) 5-7 days
Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana) 20-90 days
Cocaine (Crack) 3-5 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (MDMA, Ecstasy) 3-7 days
LSD 1-4 days
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone (Quaalude) l-14 days
Opiates (heroin, Vicode, morphine, codeine) 2-7 days
Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel Dust) 1-30 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene (Darvon) 1-3 days
Psilocybin (mushrooms) 3-5
Steroids (anabolic) oral 14 days

 

Answer by Kelly
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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Make sure you drink a lot of water, and when your pee is not dark you are more than likely in the clear.

 

Answer by freezy
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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high!!!

 

Answer by Narnia
Submitted on 10/5/2004
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It's SOOO Funny that people spell SO bad on here that they actually offer a spell checker!! Anyways...after smoking pretty much daily since I was 16 years old, I took some time off to clean my system out for about 6 months. I recently started smoking again once daily, but I just found out that a family member is in need of blood and/or bone marrow (we have the same blood type). I sincerely want to help this person! However, I am kinda heavyset....do u guys think if I drink as much water as I can and exercise I will be able to do this by the end of November?

 

Answer by bootsy
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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keep smoking weed

 

Answer by mr20
Submitted on 10/10/2004
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The chemical in marijuana, THC, is absorbed by fatty tissues in various organs. Traces of THC can be detected by standard urine and blood tests for about 2 days up to 11 weeks depending on the persons metabolism, how much they smoked and how long they smoked. THC can be detected for the life of the hair. Again, the sensitivity of the test ranges from person from to person depending on many factors including the amount of body fat, differences in metabolism, and how long and how much they smoked.

The doctors that TeenHealthFX works with will not perform drug tests without talking to their patients first and letting them know what their concerns are. There are guidelines for informing patients about drug testing that all doctors must follow
I took this from a website on health,so this isnt the b.s. most people have posted here.Dont smoke if ur on probation,come on,just wait until you get off,quit being such a dopefiends.

 

Answer by dan
Submitted on 10/10/2004
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I just smoked in my room closet (5x5 ft about. Some of it entered into my 15x15 ft room. How long do u think it will take the smell to go away? I used Lysol on it but it does not seem to work.

 

Answer by dan
Submitted on 10/10/2004
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I just smoked in my room closet (5x5 ft about. Some of it entered into my 15x15 ft room. How long do u think it will take the smell to go away? I used Lysol on it but it does not seem to work.

 

Answer by WeedBeGone
Submitted on 10/11/2004
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Yes, you are all right, weed is able to be catagorilcally formulated on a graph along with all the other ipsofactoid regulated and unregulated drugs that we consumers take for fun and for pain...now if pot were the reason ya'll spelt so terribly, then I suspect we'd all be in deep sheet then...well you get the picture...it don't make one stupid..stupid is as stupid does, you are born stupid, you have to learn, yet it looks like people associate pot and stupidity on this site...it aint so...pot is not evil..it is a good thing, it makes me happy, and for Kenneys sake, it makes sex even that much more enjoyable...now where is that burrito...and those chips..and what happened to that dern soda I was jerkin....er...

 

Answer by frank
Submitted on 10/11/2004
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i havn't smoked for about two months but this weekend i smoked about 3 bowls and know i have a drug test on monday

 

Answer by SmartGirl27
Submitted on 10/11/2004
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You guys are ridiculous. If you are so worried about how long it stays in your system, don't smoke it. It's inane and pointless. You might as well just go to sleep forever...I'll pray for you.

 

Answer by WestSideChick
Submitted on 10/15/2004
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Hey...ummm...i am guessing there is no way to clear weed out of your system if u just smoked it and have a test tomorrow...huh?

 

Answer by Trippy
Submitted on 10/15/2004
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I have been on probation for 2 years and have had 1 ua and failed! i want to know the easiest,best and safest way to get it out of your system within a day to a week

 

Answer by Lee
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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This is the aproximate amount of time you need to clean up for a urine test.

Alcohol
8-12 hours

Weed
1 week (for first time smokers)
66 days (regular tokers)

Speed/Crank
2-4 days

Cocain/Crack
2-4 days

Heroin/Opium
2-4 days

PCP
10-14 days


The numbers for weed are from a newer study that included far more different groups including people with slower metabolisms. So the old 30 day figure might as well be forgotten now.

 

Answer by OUT IN THE STACKS
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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i been smokin every now and then,  i dont keep track but tried to work for albersons. took the test and straight up failed it.  so now i jus smoke a lil
sniff a lil and drink a lil

 

Answer by need help
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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hey if i smoked the saturday that past before the last saturday adn i puff it 6 times and i got a test this comin thursday and i drink 10 cups or more water a day do u think i will past and im not a heavy smoker?

 

Answer by hellrazr2003
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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well i heard that if u intake a small amout of weed/marijuana the best way to get a positive result is if you drink a lot of water or cranberry juice. my friend who does it says it stays in your system for 72 hours but i also heard from somebody else that it stays in your system for a month. and i also found out if you are in a room with somebody who is doing it if they are still smoking which it is in the air and u are inhaleing it it will take about 3 weeks a lot of drinking water and whatnot to get weed out of your system. jobs these days if they find out you are takeing a controlled substance they have no problem alerting the police because they are expecting young people to be doing drugs.if u have n e questions email me hellrazr2003@yahoo.com

 

Answer by Labyrinth
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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Does detox show up on drug tests? Do you take it the day before or weeks in advance?

 

Answer by Boober420
Submitted on 10/22/2004
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if your looking for a sure way to pass guys and gals the best thing i can tell you is to stop smoking now and start drinking water.  A week before your test drink at least 6 gallons and exercise or just make sure you swet dont use bleech,pickle juice, or any other stupid thing just drink and swet.

 

Answer by BlazinK247
Submitted on 10/22/2004
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dont freakin smoke weed you dumb ass. smoke crack!!!

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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go to erowid.com for all drug questions!!!!
trust me!!

 

Answer by DeezNuts
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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Marijuana gets out of your system by however you smoke it if you hitting the blunt hard and like every day for about 2 weeks than it could take you up to 3 months to pass through your system but if you are just a weekend smoker it could be like 3 to 30 days

 

Answer by esm smoker
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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Look,
Just down alot of water and exercise.
make sure you sweat and pee alot.stop smoking 2 days before.Then before you go drink a orange juice and pee once and you will definitly pass.I did it several times.
your friend smoker,esmg.

 

Answer by DR.Day
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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to clean your system pore a little bit of bleach in some gadarade with vinegar and drink it. I know cause i have some patients that uses it.I work at Austin regional clinc.

 

Answer by Chris
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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I smoke the hell out of weed all the freakin time and what i did was took my friends clean urin, put it in a condom, had it taped next to my leg, and poured it into the cup...no problem guys!  lol good luck, don't spill on yourself...

 

Answer by JD
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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whats up everyone? i'vebeen on probation for almost a year i only have 2 months to go and at the first of the month i was real drunk and went to a friends and kinda hit the bowl trying to make them think i was smoking, alil smoke went into my mouth but i didnt inhale it all do you think ill be clean in about 20 days?

 

Answer by pot smoker 101
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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smoking weed is good for the brain

 

Answer by ~*Ashley*~
Submitted on 10/29/2004
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How long will pot stay in ur system if u smoked last saturday but it was ur first time...

 

Answer by go get em champ
Submitted on 10/30/2004
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i smoked haze the day before my pee test and passed!! what the hell do u have to say for that guys???

 

Answer by Big Rob
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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Smoking is good for you.  It helps you get relaxed in all the right places.  So, KEEP ON SMOKING MY PEOPLE

 

Answer by TT
Submitted on 11/1/2004
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You all have got serious brain cell loss issues!!!! cant say I feel bad for any one who does not pass!

 

Answer by kerry
Submitted on 11/4/2004
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This is a retort to the answer submitted on 6/14/04!I've been smoking pot for 15 years and I still have the brains and (more importantly)the respect to spell JESUS CHRIST correctly!!!

 

Answer by Crak Hed
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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Go speak 2 Jesus! Read the bible n go bak 2 skool...

thank u cum agen!

 

Answer by Evie
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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If you smoked for your first time how long will it take to get out of your system?

 

Answer by Jessie
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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check out this website http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/drugtestinfo.html
This will give you a detection period of all types of drugs.

 

Answer by dooby
Submitted on 11/6/2004
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yeah i have been smoking for 9 months straight. i attend a catholic high school and maintain a 3.8 gpa. marijuana doesn't't make u stupid. it is all on u. if u can control u substance or not. to pass a drug test just stay clean for like 2 months then if u are of normal hieght and weight u should be cool. Just control ur weed habits, not let them control u.

 

Answer by CJ
Submitted on 11/7/2004
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Hey i smoked 2 weeks ago.. and im getting tested TOMARRO.. but i only took 4 hits and im 98lbs..do u think i can pass??

 

Answer by
Submitted on 11/7/2004
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There is a drink that gets it out of your system, and also a shampoo if you have to take a hair test. CHeck it out

 

Answer by jim
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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i smoke weed regularly, and im intelligent. i am doing my accounting and finance degree with no problems. the decision to smoke weed is my personal choice that other people should respect! if you smoke too much you will lose in the end but just keep it in moderation. i.e. 5 times a week or thereabouts. im getting a job in a few weeks that requires testing, i hope i pass because i will get paid very well.

 

Answer by bobthebuilder
Submitted on 11/11/2004
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um well i smoke friday....one blunt jus me and my grl....b4 that i havent blazed since like 2 months...i drank a good amount of water..i gotta drug test today(thursday-almost a week later) am i good or will i fail?

 

Answer by profile
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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ok i took 2 hits like a week ago and i have a drug test 2 take in one day im like 135 pounds and i have really good motabolism , do u think ill pass my drug test? please someone help me

 

Answer by jackrabbit
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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i wanted to all type of testig there are for marijuana and time each drug stays in the body. what is the best advice you can give me for hair testing.

 

Answer by danielle
Submitted on 11/20/2004
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im 15 and barely started smoking pot 2 or 3 weeks ago. i smoked on that monday, thursday, and friday. then monday and wednesday the following week. i didnt smoke a single time this week because i just found out that my dad is giving me a drug test on december 15th. im desperate to smoke at least one more time because december 15th is such a very long time away. is there anyway i can pass if i smoke on monday?

 

Answer by Lj.
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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the weed stays in your system for like 2 to 3 days after that its gone already..

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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how long does it take for weed to show up in a urine test.  how many nanagrams of THC are in one joint.

 

Answer by dude009
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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2 weeks

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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i haven't smoked in 2 month's and i want to smoke but i don't know if water and tea will work what else can i use

 

Answer by Big D
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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you can use this thing called certo for jellten.

 

Answer by Big D
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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you can use this thing called certo for jellten.use both packs

 

Answer by Brad
Submitted on 11/28/2004
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I smoked for the first time 3 days ago, one hit...will I be able to pass my drug test tomorrow morning if I drank lots of water??

 

Answer by test failer
Submitted on 11/29/2004
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i've taken 2 tests in the last 4 years, i've quit for a month and a half for 1 and a week and a half for the other and drank the flush drink crap... results, FAILED both tests and still have no f@#king job, if there is a profession for pot smoker let me know. thanks, test failer

 

Answer by i dont know
Submitted on 11/30/2004
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Smoking weed is the best but when it comes down to it it will miss up your life and it is alredy happing to me my advice is to never start it will lose friends and family just over getting high

 

Answer by Cannabis
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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Take Royal Flush, you can get it from your local head shop. And marijuana does not make people stupid, there are just stupid pot smokers out there.

 

Answer by REE
Submitted on 12/3/2004
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I have a urine drug test to take in one day. I am a daily smoker and smoke as much as 10 blunts a day. WHAT CAN I TAKE TO CLEAN OUT MY SYSTEM IN ONE DAY? I heard about some pills called Detoxify, do they work?

 

Answer by REE
Submitted on 12/3/2004
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I have a urine drug test to take in one day. I am a daily smoker and smoke as much as 10 blunts a day. WHAT CAN I TAKE TO CLEAN OUT MY SYSTEM IN ONE DAY? I heard about some pills called Detoxify, do they work?
PLEASE E_MAIL ME AT ReeBklyn@msn.com

 

Answer by unknown
Submitted on 12/4/2004
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listen people, weed stays in your system dependant on alot of factors such as your body weight and mass,your metobolism,when you last smoked and how frequent,your general health and diet.all that stuff out there they claim to clean your system is bogus,labs test for it.exersise on an empty stomach to burn body fat,drink alot and i mean alot of water,eat healthy,stop smoking,and b s-it some for extra time before a drug test and hope for the best.

 

Answer by brookerella
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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i have been smoking for about 3 months probably everyday or every other day about 5 hits a day and i quit november 30 i have a urine test on dec 16 so if drink a bunch of water and i mean like a gallon a day and workout for like 45 min like hard cardio workout will that get it out of my system? also do the over the counter drug tests really work?email me at brookiebabe0712@yahoo.com

 

Answer by bessy
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I have been smoking pot for 3 months, i take 1 hit at night 5 times a week  I'm 5'2 100pounds i have to take a blood and urine test for the Doctor, how long will it stay in my system???

 

Answer by butterflyangel
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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take a packet of Certo(stuff to make jelly) the night before your interview, it tastes really really bad but take it with fruit juice and you'll be good to go. i know for a fact that it works

 

Answer by bumblebee
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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i really like to touch cat boners is that bad?

 

Answer by azonic
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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HERE IS THE ANSWER. Weed can stay in your urin for 1 to 60 days. It depends on how much you smoke. How much you drink. and how much you exercise. Drinking different kinds of juices dont do anything special, drinking viniger doesnt do anything special, drinking any kind of fluid will do. Also weed stays in your fat cells. Thus more exercise and more water is GOOD. you can also go to porn shops or some nutrition stores and buy Detox. This is very tricky to use. You have to follow the directions on the bottle exactly!!. but still every once and a while it jsut will not work. Water and exercise is the key, and maybe some detox if your desperate!! hope this was helpful

 

Answer by balla
Submitted on 12/9/2004
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I am a very very active person,about 150lbs 5'8 and i smoked about a week ago and i have to take a drug test monday. Will i pass?
what can i do?

 

Answer by Bryan
Submitted on 12/9/2004
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I've been smoking weed for awhile now and I've had no problems in my life or in school.  I think weed should be leagalized and allowed to be smoked in public.  If you want to pass a drug test you can go to any head shop and buy a bottle of detox.  Just tell the person behind the counter how much you smoke and what they think would be the best one for you.  It's that simple.

 

Answer by pass the test
Submitted on 12/10/2004
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Here's how you pass
Go to a health food store and ask for Bentonite (its a type of clay) or do a google search
Its worked for me and some friends who have tried it.

 

Answer by Umm
Submitted on 12/11/2004
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Yo, there is no facts about weed... Nothing is sure about the weed, not the bad and not the good... There is more bad then good, that I know for sure. I'm curious to see what FACTS they figure out about weed, so I can know the actual truth, and not a bunch of opinions without evidence.

I wish they would put more funds in it so they can actually have it done faster. Cuz I'm starting to worry for health.

 

Answer by tommas
Submitted on 12/12/2004
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i smoke weed and i like love man it make dme think of creative thing s and it make dget excited i lve the feeling of weed i just don't wanna stop cus it make s me feel good

 

Answer by what
Submitted on 12/13/2004
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How far back can weed be traced in your system?

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 12/13/2004
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ARE YOU SERIOUS if your gonna smoke its because u are going to enjoy it not worry about it or are you a good boy who is afraid see thats what i hate about you people that you smoke with out knowing how you just do it to be cool

 

Answer by hadjir
Submitted on 12/14/2004
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if I smoked 11 days ago of 2 hits, and i didn't smoke before that for about 5 months...

wud I pass a drug test?

please let me know

i drink water and exercised since i play soccer...

 

Answer by stoner joe
Submitted on 12/15/2004
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Every on who thinks weed gets out of your system quick it doesn't. I had court in a week after i smoked and failed a drug test. You get locked up for failing a drug test. Not to many things clean your system easy. Most people waste there money. Take advice I am 16 and smoked about a half ounce a day for 6 years and been involved with problems through the law for weed.   TAKE ADVICE!

 

Answer by g gotti
Submitted on 12/15/2004
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yea i go to an all girls private school, and today me n my 2 girls got caught smokin weed.... needless to say we are out!

 

Answer by johny
Submitted on 12/18/2004
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i smoked weed for the 1st time on december 18th i got a drug test in january will it be in my system

 

Answer by Blade
Submitted on 12/20/2004
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Stop smoking everybody, your all stoners

 

Answer by just tryin it
Submitted on 12/20/2004
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well i am sorry to say i know nothing about pot.  But in about a week i am going to try it with my friend and the biggest pot head i know.  I was just wondering when you get high say you take 3 hits (i guess that would get me high) how many hours do you appear or act to be high.  I need to know this so my mom doesnt catch me.

 

Answer by lil rob
Submitted on 12/22/2004
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can weed get in your pours.

 

Answer by Huera
Submitted on 12/27/2004
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Sure gel works also donating your blood plasma at a plasma center because it removes your fat out of your blood I'm on probation believe me it works

 

Answer by pistalplayer
Submitted on 12/28/2004
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melt down a glass of turds in the microwave and drink it.     it really works!  plus it is tasty as hell.      good luck

 

Answer by nicole
Submitted on 12/29/2004
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weed is something you dont need to be cool or make friends all it does is make you stupid and messes up your life.

 

Answer by Lil' Homie
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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I have been smoking weed 4 two yrs and it has been hell 4 me. Between my mother and me always fighting I hate smoking. So who ever smokes everyday to look cool it is no fun. You get sick almost once every month. It is hard to clean it out of your system.

 

Answer by
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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it all depends on how much and how often you smoke...I have been smoking for too long for it to even matter anymore...I have to stop

 

Answer by Rusty
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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My question is off the subject but how long does it take for pills to clear your system??  (Ex. Loritabs)

 

Answer by HawaiianSoljah
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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Im 16 and i smoked weed 4 1 year and a half but it's january now and im going to a boot camp in July. If I stop smoking on April 20th will I be clean by July?

 

Answer by slash
Submitted on 1/8/2005
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one of my stupid fat friends his name is edward said that it stay in your blood for 6 months after the last time you smoked
and it doesnt matter if you smoke every day he said that it takes six months,I think hes a poes.

 

Answer by fsb
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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i smoke about 3 - 5 times a day when im with my boyfriend (thats the only time i smoke.. he smokes everyday about that much) but im usually with him just on the weekends... 4 days a week max... i haven't smoked in about a month... do you think my system is clean cuz i want to get pregnant and i don't want anything in my body that shouldnt be there heheh

 

Answer by no one
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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i smoked weed for 10 years and quit two weeks before a test and passed.  i did not do anything special.  but that was for a job. probation and parole have extensive testing

 

Answer by Zookie
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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weed is delicious... and drug tests are gay! i have a drug test in 29 days? i smoked yesterday ... will i pass?

 

Answer by what up
Submitted on 1/11/2005
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every body needs to stop smoking weed period

 

Answer by hyna
Submitted on 1/12/2005
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You can buy surejell at any grociery store.  




 

Answer by Amsterdam Hooligan
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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Well kids, I`m a 54 year old Viet-Nam Combat Vet, retired fireman, also I`m college grad. I`ve been smoking reefer since August of 1967. I`m coming out of retirement to take to take a nice job.......Now I`ve totally stopped for a week as of January 13th.......just how much longer do I have to go....until I`m clean? Also keep in mind, some states it`s a felony or against the law if you "cheat" on the drug test. I think you got to tuff it out, there is no shortcuts. Soooooo, talk to me people, How long will it take me?

 

Answer by Jesus
Submitted on 1/14/2005
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so all you people just want to pass a drug test and continue smoking weed?

Thats right stick it to the man!!

 

Answer by movie director
Submitted on 1/14/2005
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marijuana raises creativity to a higher level therefore facilitating the task of creating visual arts or other forms of art.

 

Answer by TweekerD18
Submitted on 1/15/2005
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I dont smoke weeed but i smoked once yesterday and thats the first time for like 6 months so how long would weed stay in my system for a urine test. i need to pass a drug test for work, how long does it stay in my system or what should i do or take to keep system clean????  Please email me with the answer. TweekerD18@hotmail.com

 

Answer by real pot smoker
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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You People are all fu*king retarded, yall give pot smokers a bad rep., AND FOR ALL THE HATERS TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT SMOKE POT ARE STUPID WHAT THE FU8K ARE DOING LOOKING AT A MARIJUANA WEB SITE JACKA*SES. GO STICK YOUR NOSE UP SOMEBODY ELSE'S ASS. i SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW I NOT STUPID BIT*HES!!!!!!!11  

 

Answer by Nolongersmoking
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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I think that most of you are trippin.
Just stop smoking weed if it will be a detriment to your life. Stupid ass!

 

Answer by karl
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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Well you see weed is really good and the only stupid thing bout it is our parents.
Thirty days is if you are a daily heavey smoker and quit. 3 days is if you have smoked once in that month.

 

Answer by help!!!!!!
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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if i smoke on december 20th and i have a drug test tomorow and its january 30th will i be ok (i way 205 pounds and i am 5'10 and a 1\2

 

Answer by SnoopALoop
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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I do not smoke weed but my husband and I have in the past month but only a few small hits and that's it, the last time was last night two hits and I have to take a drug test Friday or Saturday- will water do the trick?

 

Answer by crazyn8
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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i smoke 1 time since nov 1st and i smoked on jan 19th how long will it stay in my system

 

Answer by mel
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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sure gel can be found at the grocery store
it's used for canning

 

Answer by A. Stoner
Submitted on 1/22/2005
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And all you lot have managed to butcher the English language, <i>despite</i> a spell checker <b>pre-ticked</b> just 24 pixels beneath?

PS: if you're worried that you're going to fail the drug test, just relax and roll a fat one the night before :)

<i>Now where did i put that cone?...</i>

 

Answer by fercho
Submitted on 1/24/2005
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stop FU*KING smoking you stupid dumbasses

 

Answer by Jakker_nice
Submitted on 1/25/2005
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I smoke marijuana ciggaretts everyday! bongs own..! i dono how long it stayes in your body for.. but i hope not long because i have a blood test in a month.... SKETCH

 

Answer by braude
Submitted on 1/25/2005
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i like men and i like to touch peoples weiners

 

Answer by Rudy3564
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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Hello, I have to take a drug test for employment. I have been a regular smoker for a few years now. I have not smoked in one week. I went on a second interview today. I do not know when they will test me but I really need this job. I am 5'3" and weight 173. Any real intelligent information would be appreciated!! I really need this job. Please contact me at Rudy3564@hotmail.com

 

Answer by daffodil
Submitted on 1/29/2005
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hey i am a pathologist and it takes 27 to 30 weeks to completely clean your system of weed so  do not go on what these others here say and kiddos it varies from person 2 person. its fat soluble so u cant loose it in 30 days.

 

Answer by Veritas
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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Little gnomes with candy canes and big read bow ties... please respond

 

Answer by Nonya Bidniss
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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Go to http://drugtesting.freeservers.com/dtfaq.htm
All the answers are there.

 

Answer by came here because i am trying to get clean...
Submitted on 2/1/2005
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i came here to see what the answer to the question was and actually im sure i had a better answer.  Furthermore it looks as if all of you are smokers and the person with the question is clean...

 

Answer by stupid
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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I smoked 28 days ago, only took 1 hit off a pipe.. How long would that take to clear my system? Before that it was atleast 4 months since I smoked.

 

Answer by Bella
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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Im 17 and on adult probation. I have smoked weed since i was 12 and now im starting drug cort i cant stop so what can i do to pass my U.A please help juggalette66@hotmail.com

 

Answer by lilbabiegurl26
Submitted on 2/7/2005
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Okay, so like three days ago i tried weed for the very first time. i only took like 4 hits. im 16,  5'9 and about 170 (yeah im working on losing weight) but i want to get an after school job at walmart because they pay good, but they make you take a drug test, and i was just wondering how long it will be before i can pass it. and is there anything i can do to help it? please email me,

x0strawberrywine@yahoo.com

 

Answer by Eulo440
Submitted on 2/7/2005
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I smoked about 10 blunts a day for almost a year.  I found out I was getting drug tested 4 days before the test and passed.  I drank an insane amount of water.  And right before the test i pricked my finger with a pin.  If you put a drop of blood in the urine, you will pass the test.  Make sure it is only one drop cause too much the urine will look like it was obviousely tampered with.  Don't put bleech in it, bleech shows up on a lot of drug tests.  Just a drop of blood should get it done.

 

Answer by hydroponic
Submitted on 2/8/2005
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when is hydroponic or northern lights gonna get in my town

 

Answer by cody
Submitted on 2/8/2005
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How long do back pills, similar to hydros stay in your system? I'm drunk and scared, please help and let me know a.s.a.p.

 

Answer by czarnicholas
Submitted on 2/8/2005
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If you are around marijuana smoke how long does it stay in your system?  My Auto teacher,ex-cop, says 6 months.

 

Answer by Debbz
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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They now have a new drug test. In which they take some skin from under your nails and take a hair strand. That way they can tell if you have been exposed to any drug in the last 3 months. A friend who wanted to become a fireman took this new test and they found traces of weed in his samples.

 

Answer by shano
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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i took like 5 tokes of a spliff and its been like 13 days is it gone out of my system?

 

Answer by weed4ever
Submitted on 2/11/2005
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Jimmy, you didn't inhale and we all know it. So don't worry about getting it out of your system. peace and pipe on.

 

Answer by tokin' in Tallahassee
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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You can fail a drug test any time between the day you smoke and 45 days later.
To pass, ( I work for law enforcement, so I KNOW this worked, it worked for my test!) drink water all day the day before till your pee is clear. Then drink water all the next morning. Vigorous exercise helps too.
Make sure that your pee is clear before doing the following.  Buy Sure Gel *(get it at Publix, Wal-Mart of your neighborhood grocer). Dump the sure gell into a bottle of gatoraid (or something similar - but NOT clear gator aid, like orange or something).
drink the whole thing of gator aid, and the sure gell will coat the inside of your stomach and bladder.
Take the test between 1 and three hours later.
You pass with flying colors.

 

Answer by steve
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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My friend is doing weed with me this tuesday but she has a urine test this thursday so she was wondering how to get it out of your system as quik as possible. E-mail me back x0wo0t_w0ot0x@hotmail.com thnx..

 

Answer by karma
Submitted on 2/14/2005
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how do i pass or savatage a home pee test from a local store? whats the best way to pass this or ruin it?

 

Answer by jdog
Submitted on 2/14/2005
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i smoked a blunt today  february 14 i got to get a drug test on the 28 of february what do i do

 

Answer by taf
Submitted on 2/14/2005
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look people weed is not a bad drug its is natures creation. i know that sounds kind of cletia but it is true. ive been smoking for about 2 years off and on and i pretty much know all there is about marijuana. forget about the bleach in the urine and the visine in the urine because that is a load of crap. the only sure way of getting weed out of your system is to either not to smoke it or give yourself at least 30 days of nothing but drinking green tea or a juice of any kind everyday. if that doesnt work that i dont know what to tell you

 

Answer by Speed Freak
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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Sweet Jesus.

Have you smoked yourselves retarded?  I only do 1-2 shots of speed a day.  That stuff gets out of your system in 3 days tops...  I am curious why you guys would smoke that crap if you knew you where getting tested.  How many of you will go to prison if your caught.  Wising up.  I'm glad I'm not as bad as you guys are.  Get your stuff together, seek help.  I haven't smoked any weed in like 3 years but slipped up here about a week ago.  I'm looking to call up for this good job so i regret smoking it.  Thanks guys for letting me read all of this....  really helps me a lot knowing I don't want to smoke that stuff and become as dumb as you guys.  Your brains got to be radio-active MUSH.

 

Answer by Hay
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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I have been smoking weed for 4 years everyday, several times a day, howlong would it take to clean out my system

 

Answer by red-rum
Submitted on 2/16/2005
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There is a spell check at the bottom of the page, so use it!

 

Answer by smokinbabygurl4205
Submitted on 2/16/2005
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I"ve been smokin everyday more then once a day since i was 14 we go through like 25 a day.. will it ever get outta my system? But the bad part is I don't want to quit.. if you know email me at playgurl42066605@msn.com

 

Answer by I don't smoke the reefa!
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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Me mate Dave and I have smoked the reefa for bout a quarter century now.  I went for a drug test the other day and failed miserably,  me mate Dave though passed with flying colours.  He drank 10 pints of Tomato juice the day before.  I didn't drink anything.  I will let you all make your own conclusions.

Laterzz

 

Answer by SWEEEEET  LEAF
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD! If you smoke only once in a while it can take up to 30 or 40 days. If you smoke alot and for a long time it can tale 60 to 90 days! WEED STAYS IN YOUR FAT CELLS!!I bought a home drug kit and tested postive on the 43rd day. I bought another one and was clean the 57th day. It has been 79 days since i smoked my beloved weed .. And i could sure take a big hit!! HAHAHAHA

 

Answer by brizzy
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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i want to smoke a blunt and if i smoke a blunt how long will it take for it to go out of my system i havent smoked for 1 month and i weight 163 and 5'1

 

Answer by cuda318
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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about a year ago i took these pills called stat and they worked but i cant find them any more. i am 5feet 7inch tall and 230lbs how long to get clean. thanks matt cuda318

 

Answer by joe smoker
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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who cares if u pass the drug test...if not...go home and light up a few chronic nails and hit em hard

 

Answer by curiousgeorge
Submitted on 2/19/2005
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Yesterday I smoked for the first time in 6 months and I am concerned that it may show up in a drug test... What should I do to prevent a positive drug test. I drink tons of water and tea as well as exercise somewhat regularly. Please help.

 

Answer by unknown
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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im 110lbs,and the last time i smoked was a little over 2 weeks ago.and i decided i would like to get a phyical,and that requires a urine test.and i was wondering how long it would take for my body to get rid of this substance. i have less than 2 weeks before i can do what i want that requires a physical. and i only took a knife hit,and a small hit from a baby pipe. could someone please answer this. thanks. and where can you find home urine test?

 

Answer by reply needed!
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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wut if i smoked twice, 1st time on february 4 friday and 2nd time on february 13 sunday, when will i get clean? how many days will it stay in my system? what can i do to help it get clean quicker? does cranberry juice help?

 

Answer by Pooh22
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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First of all I would like to say sure gel does not clean out your system, it is only a geletin to make preserves, so give the sure gel to someone who makes jellies and preserves. I do know that a couple of years ago I smoked weed on a Sunday night and took AZO( Urinary tract infection medicine), purchased by a friend at Wal-Mart. When I took my drug test on Monday the test came back negitive. This stuff will turn your urine red until everything is cleared out. So take it ahead of time. Or just go get a penicillin shot, which costs a lot more, but   it works. I haven't smoked since August 2002 so I don't have to really worry about it anymore. Just thought I would try to help. But always remember what works for one person does not always work for another. If you have more questions email me at lajoya192002@yahoo.com.

 

Answer by Pooh22
Submitted on 2/20/2005
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First of all I would like to say sure gel does not clean out your system, it is only a geletin to make preserves, so give the sure gel to someone who makes jellies and preserves. I do know that a couple of years ago I smoked weed on a Sunday night and took AZO( Urinary tract infection medicine), purchased by a friend at Wal-Mart. When I took my drug test on Monday the test came back negitive. This stuff will turn your urine red until everything is cleared out. So take it ahead of time. Or just go get a penicillin shot, which costs a lot more, but   it works. I haven't smoked since August 2002 so I don't have to really worry about it anymore. Just thought I would try to help. But always remember what works for one person does not always work for another. If you have more questions email me at lajoya192002@yahoo.com.

 

Answer by suppacat
Submitted on 2/21/2005
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Is there any other method of passing a drug test besides stopping if they take hair samples

 

Answer by junior
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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being its your first time it will be out in 3 to 6 days

 

Answer by BIGBLUE
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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if YOU REALLY AND TRULY WANT TO PASS A DRUG TEST THEN LISTEN UP. ONE HOUR BEFORE YOUR TEST, TAKE A MOUTHFUL OF BLEACH AND SPIT IT OUT. DO NOT SWALLOW IT!!! SPIT EVERYTHING OUT YOU CAN POSSIBLY SPIT OUT. IT WILL TASTE NASTY BUT IT IS SAFE AND IT WORKS. AFTER YOUR DONE SPITTING IT OUT, THEN DRINK AND DRINK WATER UNTIL YOU CAN'T DRINK NO MORE. THEN PEE!!! NOW YOU ARE READY TO TAKE THE TEST AND NOTHING IS DETERMINED IN THE URINE THAT YOU HAVE BLEACH IN YOUR SYSTEM. WHAT HAPPENS IS... THE BLEACH GOES THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM AND KILLS ANYTHING THAT WILL FAIL YOU IN A DRUG TEST. TRUST THIS, I AM AN EMT AND MOST OF US EMT SMOKE POT. WE JUST CARRY AROUND A VIAL OF BLEACH JUST IN CASE AN UNEXPECTED TEST DOES COME UP. NO ONE HAS EVER FAILED THIS TEST AND THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF RESIDUE OF BLEACH THAT IS STILL IN YOUR MOUTH IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. SO IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE AND PASS A DRUG TEST, BLEACH IS THE WAY TO GO. GOOD LUCK!!

 

Answer by chicklet
Submitted on 2/23/2005
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ur all lowlifes really tho right man its only weed get over it!

 

Answer by SINCITY
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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LISTEN UP EVERYONE!  No one can tell you how long marijuana will stay in your system.  There are way to many variables, IE. weight, metabolism, and usage.  For the average Joe (medium build, and weight) probably looking at 7 to 10 days, IF you ONLY use occasionally (1-3 times a week) and do not smoke large amounts when doing so.  This however, is NOT written in stone.  As far as masking agents most tests, TEST for those too.  Other products (non-masking agents) I'm not sure about.  The bleach, visine, ect. dropping that in your urine?  Nice try, but stop rationalizing with yourself thinking it would be that easy.  Don't you think someone with a college degree, which you obviously do not have, would of thought of that before you did?  FYI, the longer you smoke regularly the longer it can stay in your system, probably around 40 days maximum (again not written in stone).  Even if you have only smoked ONE joint EVER, and your around second hand smoke that can also cause the THC to be retained longer in your fat cells.
     Want to understand how it works?  THC is stored in your fat cells and is released over time.  There is NO WAY to speed up this time.  The time it takes to release all the THC build up depends on many, many factors.  If you flush your system there is a window; usually 3-6 hours.  After that the body releases more THC from your fat cells and your hot again.  ANY form of THC introduced to the body after the fact WILL slow down the speed at which the body releases the THC.  This INCLUDES second hand smoke.  To be safe stay away from it all together if your going to be tested.

 

Answer by SINCITY
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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LISTEN UP EVERYONE!  No one can tell you how long marijuana will stay in your system.  There are way to many variables, IE. weight, metabolism, and usage.  For the average Joe (medium build, and weight) probably looking at 7 to 10 days, IF you ONLY use occasionally (1-3 times a week) and do not smoke large amounts when doing so.  This however, is NOT written in stone.  As far as masking agents most tests, TEST for those too.  Other products (non-masking agents) I'm not sure about.  The bleach, visine, ect. dropping that in your urine?  Nice try, but stop rationalizing with yourself thinking it would be that easy.  Don't you think someone with a college degree, which you obviously do not have, would of thought of that before you did?  FYI, the longer you smoke regularly the longer it can stay in your system, probably around 40 days maximum (again not written in stone).  Even if you have only smoked ONE joint EVER, and your around second hand smoke that can also cause the THC to be retained longer in your fat cells.
     Want to understand how it works?  THC is stored in your fat cells and is released over time.  There is NO WAY to speed up this time.  The time it takes to release all the THC build up depends on many, many factors.  If you flush your system there is a window; usually 3-6 hours.  After that the body releases more THC from your fat cells and your hot again.  ANY form of THC introduced to the body after the fact WILL slow down the speed at which the body releases the THC.  This INCLUDES second hand smoke.  To be safe stay away from it all together if your going to be tested.

 

Answer by run nun
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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last i heard marijuana cigarettes leave your system fastest if you mix the following combination:  1/3 cup of bleach, 2 drops of visine, 3 tablespoons of dawn dish detergent (IT MUST BE DAWN), 1 half cup of sea salt, 1 can of chili, 2 sips of mountain dew--next you must boil this combination for approximately 16 minutes and 27 seconds (this must be exact) next allow the mixture to stand until the next full moon--after this shake the potion vigorously for 1 hour--then soak the very tips of your pointer fingers in the blend for 3 hours (if you cannot use your fingers as a result of some cruel mishap of nature--you can use your big toes--if you can't use your big toes well you're pretty much screwed) after soaking your appendages you then must shake the mixture for another 45 minutes then say the following three to six times, depending on how much you smoke:  "POT OH POT LEAVE MY PEE WITHOUT A SPOT I HAVE A TEST AND CANNOT BE CAUGHT" then drink the remainder of the mixture and then take a bath immediately.  trust me this is a sure way to get the toxin out of your system every time--fool proof only if you follow the directions to the letter...your welcome.

 

Answer by jewels
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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These are some of the most stupid answers I have ever heard, and the grammar and spelling are horrible. Some of you really need to get off the drugs, for others that can handle it I think occasional use is ok.

 

Answer by Samantha
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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I'm going to have a blood test tomorrow. It's not a drug test it's for my thyroid so im just curious, is it possible that they will see if I smoked marijuana or not for that drug test?

 

Answer by njh
Submitted on 3/3/2005
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if i smoke 6 one hiters how long will it stay in my system

 

Answer by Dakota Inc.
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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What If I smoked Weed Twice will it be in my urine or blood for 3 months or more .

 

Answer by Fat Mandy
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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Smoking weed is a lot of fun - I like getting really blazed and painting pictures of flowers and trees. Oh, happy trees...

 

Answer by nomad
Submitted on 3/7/2005
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u know ne1 that lives in welwyn, near london that does weed?

 

Answer by Leisa
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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In reply to "What if God smoked cannibis?"

Well, nothing would ever get done because marijuana takes away your desire to live/work/play.

It's just another form of anaesthetic.

 

Answer by Tiffany
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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About three weeks ago I came to this website, frantically hoping for a miracle to detox my system. A lot of the information wasn't really of any help, so now I have returned to post a useful response. Until about four weeks ago, I was a full time smoker (3 times a day for about 3 years). I decided to quit so that I could get a better job and better my life. I was clean for 23 days when I took my test and I passed. The truth is, THC is absorbed in the fat cells of your body. The more you weigh, the longer it takes to clear your system.  My best advice to all of you is to drink a lot of water, take Cran berry pills, and above all excersise. Just to put this advice on a scale I weigh about 120lbs. It takes longer as the weight increases. However; the best advice I can give all of you is that you should quit for benefits other than getting a better job or passing your probation drug test, like feeling healthier and better about yourself. Also, give yourself at least 6 weeks to get clean (even if if might not take that long), believe me it will spare you a lot of stress.

 

Answer by Ken
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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I would just like to say that the people on here who have bad grammar and spelling are making pot smokers look bad. Just because someone smokes marijuana, it does not make them an idiot, and just because someone does not smoke marijuana, it does not make them smart. It's just like any legal drug out there, including prescription drugs... it takes a little SELF CONTROL.

 

Answer by Cant really say
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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WAYS FOR PASSING A DRUG TEST THAT DO NOT WORK

Drink Lots of Water
Drink Cranberry or Fruit Juices
Take Goldseal

Drink Pickle Juice
Force Frequent Urination
Drink Vinegar

Excessive Exercise
Shave Your Scalp
Take Diuretics

Take Aspirin
Place Ammonia in Sample
Place Bleach in Sample

Place Drano in Sample
Place Juice in Sample
Place Visine in Sample

Over Consumption of Protein, Fat and/or Carbohydrates

 

Answer by unkown
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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..err.. like i smoked weed yesterday.. and i was wondering how to get it out of my system.. cause like the lady watches me while i pee.. so. yah.. SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME OUT.. cause i don't even know when i get my pee-tested.

 

Answer by mel
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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I have smoked pot now for approximately 3 years on and off.  I hold a professional job have not called in once and am well respected at my place of employment. Everyone who says pot is bad probably never smoked it.  Because I work unpredictable hours I smoke marijuana to help me go to sleep.  I have never used or abused any other type of street drug or prescription drug and have never thought about it.  Marijuana has many valuable medical purposes. I just hope that everyone can see the side affects of marijuana are far less than that of prescription drugs that are given out everyday. Prescription drugs are a mixture of chemicals while marijuana is from the earth.  Let It Grow!

 

Answer by critic
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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Roll a spliff, if you can't spell a whole word, you should not be discussing on this forum.  There are people out there that want real answers, not IM abbreviations.  If you can't captivate someone's attention long enough for them to read your whole comment, then you shouldn't be commenting!


 

Answer by Jess
Submitted on 3/16/2005
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im giving blood sometimes next week. i was around people smoking weed on feb 25th and got the effects of it, then i smoked a little bit on the 26th i just took two "hits", will it still be in my system? by march 21st?

 

Answer by slojamez
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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I smoke weed but i find people not doing it respectable

 

Answer by smoke jedi
Submitted on 3/18/2005
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im currently in rehab. so i get tested about once a week maybe more. im about 160 and have a pretty fast metabolism. my first drug test i had 12.5% thc level and i took a test a week later and it droped down to 1.26%. It all depends on your metabolism and how much u exercise and drinking alot of water and cranberry juice helps. Golden Seal drops also help. but i was a heavy smoker for about 8 months and my system cleared in less then 2 weeks. for me i can smoke about once a week and pass the drug test. hope this helps.

 

Answer by 420 everyday
Submitted on 3/18/2005
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if u smoke weed for two weeks and stop u should pass but to be sure drink a lot of water and pickle juice. also drink some beer and take a pill of speed works for me also pee as much as u can bfor the test. u could also tell them u cant pee and act like u are trying till they say come back later

 

Answer by JackxOfxHearts
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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I took a very small hit for the first time after about a year of not smoking on Saturday and on Thursday I have a drug test, can i pass? what should I do? I weigh 114 and am 5'2 with a pretty fast metabolism.

 

Answer by mari
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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I've been clean for about 8months, and i'mdieing to smoke again! But i might have to take a drug test, will it be ok if i smoke every now and then?? And how long does it take for it to get out of your hair, because i heard it stays in there for about 6mths-1year.  And all my friends smoke around me, so since that is second hand smoking will that show up in a drug test?

 

Answer by jack D
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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putting chemicals in your urine will come up on the tests, so for the sake of not being a retard dont put anything into your urine when you take a test


 

Answer by Ms. Lady
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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I can't judge anyone for smoking,but I personally wouldn't..it's bad for your health.I'm engaged to a wonderful guy but he's basically a pot-head.But he knows how to control himself.I wish he would quit smoking but I love him just the same.My point is to not miss out on an opportunity of a lifetime for a moment on cloud nine!

 

Answer by hapy
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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screw u

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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I was just in ur situation i was on tasc and i smoked everyday what u have to do is get a vitamin that has like as many types of vitamin b in them and take as much as u can i take about ten or so but more wont hurt then drink alot of water so that ur pee is completly clear dont eat anything before the test after you drink all of the water the vitamin b will turn ur pee yellow and bring up the ph it will look wierd like a bright neon kinda color but it will fool the test for any drug i have done it 8 weeks in a row and passed just give yourself about 5 to 6 hours for the vitamin b to kick in before the test and make sure that u drink water and check to see if it has kicked in before going   to get the drug test i hope this helps someone if u follow it it will work it doesnt get it out of your system but it gives a false negative which is all u need

 

Answer by Tryin to quit
Submitted on 3/25/2005
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I haven't Smoked for 3 weeks and i smoked the best stuff all day everyday for 3 years I'm 5'11 and 160 pounds how long till its out?

and has anyone ever heard of niacin? i heard it works can someone tell me if they've tried it or what

 

Answer by beansnppers
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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idk if anyone said it but this is the right answer, the shortest recorded time is 3 days, the longest is 30 days, and the average is 13 days

 

Answer by akr
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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i've been smoking pot for a long time now and may have to take a drug test. i  weigh 100 lbs. what would i have to do to get it out of my system and how long do you think it will take to get it out of my system.

 

Answer by Cloudy
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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I work for a company that does drug testing for employers. You're fooling yourself if you think those ways of getting it out of your system works. Labs can now test to see if the urine specimen has been adulterated.
Stop smoking - approx 30 days if you smoke regularly.

 

Answer by skipnizzle
Submitted on 3/29/2005
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where do u find sure gel?? give me a f**king break.  at the grocery store probably, but im not for sure.  i put the bleach in mine cause they popped it on me with no warning and i had to do something fast.  i hope it doesnt screw me over.  i was just trying to buy some time so i had more time to get clean.  i was a heavy smoker and i quit about a month ago, but i have smoked 3 or 4 times since then.  i took a few hits on saturday, so hopefully if i have to take another 1 on friday or so, ill pass.....im gonna guzzle water and get some cranberry juice tommorow.

and to the 15 year old....why the hell would u need to clean ur system?....u play high school sports or something?...cuz thats the only thing i could think of

and before all u f*cks start criticising my spelling and grammar, im bout to graduate college with a 3.7 so get off the nuts

 

Answer by ass master
Submitted on 3/31/2005
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whatz good ppls?.. i was clean for 1 year. but then my dumbass met with my friend and smoked a joint... the messed up part is i got a call from this job i really want... i smoked it last wednesday and i only took like 3 to 4 maybe 5 tokes... i been drinking water like crazy... you think i'llpass??? if anything i'lljust take my daughters pee... you know, just to be safe... but if she says no then i'llhave to give them my own... my b/f told me to drink Duran, i was like f*** you man!!! i'mnot killing myself, but anyway he's an a** so pray for me ppls i'llneed it for tomorrow....ahaha

 

Answer by ThickChick
Submitted on 4/2/2005
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I am 14 and have been smoking weed since I was 11. 2 of my x-boyfriends were drug dealers, my 2 cousins are drug dealers, my boyfriend now is a drug dealer, and my mother and most of my cousins smoke weed. I know for a fact weed stays in your system for 30. Unless you drink alot of lemon juice, water, or cranberry juice that helps to flush it out of your system.

 

Answer by -_Chris_-
Submitted on 4/4/2005
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oh. and you should all read a book. spelling the word "BUM" B-U-M-B... is only going to get you a Custodian job at that hospital...
if that.

 

Answer by Darky123
Submitted on 4/5/2005
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I smoked once about 15 days ago, i didn't inhale and I only took two puss puffs, will I pass?

 

Answer by JoeBlow
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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its funny the guy who said everyone cant spell, and needs to open a book once in a while look at his spelling he cant even spell himself. Complete dumbasz

 

Answer by Rekuon
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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In the past 3 weeks i've smoked weed once, and i have a urine test for pre employment test.  Would the weed still be in my system, if so what do i need to do to pass this test?

 

Answer by megan_x3
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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yeah hey people i just wanted to say that i tryed weed b/c my grandpa died and i am only 14 ... it sux dont do it to be cool cause in the long run it isnt worth it to all those people who keep asking the same questions YES YOU CAN PASS A URIAN TEST BY DRINKING ALOT OF WATER!!  me and my friends tryed it (maddie and brittany) and now we all got caught and all our parents have punished us ... its really hard to look at my mom cause we had the best relationship i told her EVERYTHING even when i made out with hot guys and stuff but i wish i never even tryed it cayse all i feel is .. hurt and bad ... DONT TRY IT!!!! ITS NOT WORTH IT ... what do u think u r proving when u do it ?? if u want to feel werid and more relaxed take medication... there is kinds that can help u feel relaxed ... please dont do it

love ,

megan__x3

 

Answer by HeavyG
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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since you are all on here anyways why don't you go to another site and READ about getting yourself clean to pass a test instead of getting on here and acting like a fool. And " what are you smoking ?" was right some of you are far to stupid to get hired by even a janitorial service to take out the trash. My advice STOP SMOKING THE WEED NOW! And go back to school to learn to read and WRITE!






















 

Answer by joanmac88
Submitted on 4/7/2005
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I'm going into the army, and to get in I have to pass a drug test.. I havent smoked in 45 days. will i pass?

 

Answer by tom black
Submitted on 4/8/2005
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I love smokin weed, i smoke 15 splifs a day.

 

Answer by Mr. Ribbles
Submitted on 4/8/2005
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hmm well I got caught with my pipe and a dub on me at school on February 22nd, and Ive smoked about 10 times since then, last time I smoked was this sunday, and before that I didnt smoke for about 2 1/2 weeks. My dad wants to give me a drug test sooner(a few days from now) or later(2-3 weeks from now). Will the thc be out of my system in the next few days, if not is there anything I can do to get it out of my system faster?

 

Answer by rosex3
Submitted on 4/8/2005
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i smoked like 2 weeks ago and i have to take and drug test will the pot be out of my system??? If no what can i do to get it out of my system???

 

Answer by jag
Submitted on 4/9/2005
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um been smoking weed for last 3 months i want to know how long does short term effects last in your body plz email me at waz_up1hotmail.com

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 4/10/2005
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can u tell me how long weed stays in youre uren for please

 

Answer by BB
Submitted on 4/10/2005
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i got caught smoking and my parents want to get me tested but i smoke every day at least once and they r testing me in a week. what do i do?

 

Answer by John
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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I smoked about 2 days ago before this i hadnt smoked for about 1 year how long do you think the weed will stay in my system and what should i do to get it out.

 

Answer by Kingzly email me at darkstar
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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yo listen im a pot head .. if u are getting an ordinary pee in a cup doctor check up ur kool. if the doc dont search for the thc he wont find it. just dont let ur momma ask him to check cuz then ur skrood. dont drink no stupid crap.. ur frends just wanna see u throw up, i no u have a sober frend that never smoked . make shure they dont have any dizeezes and ask em to bottle up there yellow waste.

 

Answer by donshel
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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i am scared that i will not pass my drug test next week, have only had about 4 to 5 drags of weed last week.  help me sisters

 

Answer by donshel
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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i am scared that i will not pass my drug test next week, have only had about 4 to 5 drags of weed last week.  help me sisters

 

Answer by Dave Bud
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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  I smoked for 16 years never missing a day. I finally quit cause I had to test for a new job. I had very vivid dreams for 3 months after that.  I never dreamed before I quit. It was very hard to quit and I miss it but it did take 2 months to get clean according to home test. I did pass the test for the new job. Now I need to get another job and I smoked about 3 grams about 40 days ago. I'm 5foot 9 and 165 lbs and drink alot of beer. Do you think I'm safe to test now??

 

Answer by Coggs
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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This is the funniest site I have ever seen.  I am seriously considering stopping smoking for fear that I will forget how to spell and speak properly.
Thanks for the chuckles.

 

Answer by ahaerd
Submitted on 4/13/2005
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It can stay in up to 30 days, depending on how often you smoke and your body type, I would say quit smoking and drink lots of water and Pickle juice, And that bull about using bleech doesn't work, they will pick up trace amounts of it in your urine, Good luck on passing your test.

 

Answer by jose
Submitted on 4/13/2005
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to smoke weed is to smoke mother nation  so i say it should be legal and shouldn't test u for a job hiring.

 

Answer by m_unit
Submitted on 4/14/2005
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if i smoked weed 3 times in 1 week an have high matabulism will i be clean in 1 week if i drink lots of water???

 

Answer by its true
Submitted on 4/14/2005
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God smoked weed because he was a hippie look at his long beard and his dirty outfit, and why do you guys think when he was getting crucified he didnt feel pain beacause before they made him carry the cross he smoked a FATTY.

 

Answer by scott
Submitted on 4/15/2005
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i'mscott i smoke about a 10er bit a day i like my weed and i have not went stupid. i'monly 14 all i can say too anyone who doesn't smoke it shouldn't try it because if u like it u will only want more i first started wen i was 9 and i wanted more.

 

Answer by scott
Submitted on 4/15/2005
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i'mscott i smoke about a 10er bit a day i like my weed and i have not went stupid. i'monly 14 all i can say too anyone who doesn't smoke it shouldn't try it because if u like it u will only want more i first started wen i was 9 and i wanted more.

 

Answer by THuG
Submitted on 4/15/2005
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   get high or DIE!!!!!

 

Answer by the godd
Submitted on 4/17/2005
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ALRIGHT FORST OFF IM A DOCTOR AND IPROFESSION IN DRUG TESTING AND DRUG TOXICICTY AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH THE DRUG MARIJUANA GETS STORED IN THE FAT CELLS AND DEPENDING ONHOW MUCH YOU SMOKED LASTS FOR A CERTIAN AMOUNT OF TIME SO DRINKING VINIGER AND FRUIT JUICE WILL NOT DO ANY GOOD IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR MARIJUANA IN A FASTER MOTION YOU WILL HAVE TO EXERCISE ALOT AND DRINK ALOT OF WATER TO DILUTE THE TRACES OR MARIJUANA AND ALSO IM NOT SURE IF YOU WOULD WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU CAN TAKE FAT BURNING PILLS AND EXERCISE ALOT AND YOU WILL CLENSE YOUR SYSTEM AT A FAST PACE SO FOR ALL OF YOU WHO NEED INFORMATION ABOUT THIS THEN YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT STREETITALIAN69@AOL.COM BUT FOR SUBJECT PUT IN HELP OK BYE..

 

Answer by Manyo
Submitted on 4/17/2005
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how long do skittles stay in your system?

 

Answer by lucious12
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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Hello, I'm a Yale graduate holding a PhD. in Chemiosmology and another PhD. in Bio-chemistry as well.  I stumbled upon this site on accident and realized that everyone involved with this forum was severely uninformed, or the information they did posses was inadequate/laughably untrue. The truth is that if you are of normal size:weight ratio and not morbidly obese, any drug (including marijuana) will be expelled from your system under normal circumstances within 10 days MAXIMUM.  Another suggestion I have is for everyone to decrease their drug intake and perhaps read or go to school.  It seems to me that a majority of you are largely uneducated and obviously your actions are unruly because of it.  Have a nice day.

 

Answer by dr.x
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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ya well reading all this is quite funny, becuase every1 wants to pass the test so do i .. but its quite funny how ppl are like omg ppl who smoke are fukcing stupid.. but then again they also say i ahve been smoking weed for 10 yrs.. i dont get you ppl ur just retarted for saying that u smoked it and then say ppl are dumb for doing it peace

 

Answer by Juat Wanna Stay Unknown
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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OK LOOK. FIRST OFF A LOT OF YOU ARE ON HERE JUST SAYING THINGS TO BE DUMB, FUNNY, COOL OR WHATEVER. I DO NOT SMOKE WEED BUT I KNOW PEOPLE THAT DOES. AND I THINK IT EFFECTS ALL OF YOU IN A MAJOR WAY, I HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE MOMS OR DADS BUSTING YOURSELVES OUT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO OWNS THIS SITE AND WHEN YOUR DOOR WILL BE KICKED IN BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOU REAL NAME ADMITTING TO BUYING AND SMOKING POT. LIKE I READ ONCE HERE BEFORE...GO READ A BOOK, DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELVES. IF YOU CAN'T HELP SMOKING IT DON'T EXPLOIT IT. GROW UP PEOPLE

 

Answer by Juat Wanna Stay Unknown
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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OK LOOK. FIRS TOFF A LOT OF YOU ARE ON HERE JUST SAYING THINGS TO BE DUMB, FUNNY, COOL OR WHATEVER. I DO NOT SMOKE WEED BUT I KNOW PEOPLE THAT DOES. AND I THINK IT EFFECTS ALL OF YOU IN A MAJOR WAY, I HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE MOMS OR DADS BUSTING YOURSELVES OUT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO OWNS THIS SITE AND WHEN YOUR DOOR WILL BE KICKED IN BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOU REAL NAME ADMITTING TO BUYING AND SMOKING POT. LIKE I READ ONCE HERE BEFORE...GO READ A BOOK, DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELVES. IF YOU CAN'T HELP SMOKING IT DON'T EXPLOIT IT. GROW UP PEOPLE

 

Answer by shine
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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sup ppl last night i first smoked a little not a lot but got pritty high and im thin and tall and i have a extreamly fast motabilizem and if i where to drink a grip of water how long u think it will stay in me?

 

Answer by blowed and toasted!
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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just keep tokin'! just get blown!

 

Answer by joey
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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If you drink a lot of water will that clean your blood system of trees?

 

Answer by des
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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i went to a coulumbia study it says if your a heavy user it will stay for up to a month if your not a heavy user it will stay up to ten days but thats only if it will stay in your pee cause the chemical in pot the one that gives you your high is a fat bass so it can stay in longer then regular food but thats for pee only i dont know on anything else

 

Answer by hillbilly jim
Submitted on 4/20/2005
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God is perfect, man is not.
man made beer, God made pot!

 

Answer by billy and the bollocks
Submitted on 4/20/2005
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cannabis and weed can stay in your system up to 45days if you smoke regularly and about 10 days if yourarely smoke either

 

Answer by ss
Submitted on 4/23/2005
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All you drug users need to quit, or learn to spell.

 

Answer by Uncle Fester
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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Hooct on fonics worct for me

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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Please help me, i have a UA on wednesday (april 27th), and i smoked on Saturday (april 23rd), if i take vinegar shots, drink a lot of liquor and water, and down a few gallons of cranberry juice, will i be clean?

 

Answer by JustPassedMine
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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I just Smoked Saturday night(I am a pretty heavy smoker, I smoke about every day) and I had to take my drug test today(Monday)and I passed my test. What you need to do is buy 2 Packets of Sure-Jell Mix. Sure-Jell can be found by the jellos in a grocery store. The night before your drug test Mix 1 packet into a quart of water and drink that all then drink another two quarts of water after that. Then, three hours before your drug test do that all over again! I've also passed by taking Niacin, it's a over the counter vitamin. Niacin will cause skin blotching though!

 

Answer by allysbigsis
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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to all of you people that do smoke it. i have a question for you. were do you think that will get you, besides high???

 

Answer by allysbigsis
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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to all of you people that do smoke it. i have a question for you. were do you think that will get you, besides high??? can you so no were, i have smoked it one time b4 that was 16 yrs ago.. i guess SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST VERY WEAK AND VERY INSECURE OF THEM SELFS ........YOU CAN RUN BUT CAN NOT HIDE, THINK ABOUT IT..

 

Answer by allysbigsis
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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IT IS SAD TO THINK THE TEENAGERS THESE DAYS , LOST SOULS..................

 

Answer by Chenz
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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You're right, why do all these people have such horrible spelling/grammar?  Anyways, yea

 

Answer by shane
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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to get weed out of your system it only takes a week

 

Answer by smokeymcbongwater
Submitted on 4/29/2005
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i love the maryjane. WOOT WOOT

 

Answer by budguru
Submitted on 5/1/2005
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Certo is a canning pectin, you can find it in any grocery store. Heat it up a wee bit and drink the whole thing. It tastes like crap. Then start drinking cranberry juice like mad, cranberry juice is a natural diuretic and it will help cleanse your system. Ive heard rumors about taking insane amounts of Niacin also. It converts carbs into energy. I would say for the average size person it will take two weeks to get THC out of your urinary tract. Best of luck to you all.

 

Answer by bla bla bla bla blaaa
Submitted on 5/1/2005
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i'vesmoked weed for about 1-3 days a month and was wondering how fast it would take for it to be cleaned out of my system.

 

Answer by caressa
Submitted on 5/2/2005
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I THINK WEED IS VERY GOOD FOR YOU...
WHY  WOULD DOCTORS USE IT  THEN IF  IT WASNT GOOD FOR PEOPLE IT AKSHELY SAVES PEOPLES LIVES     ...

 

Answer by dazed and confused
Submitted on 5/2/2005
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i smoked weed yesterday my first hit in 6 months outta a blunt and i only took five hits im gettin a drug test 2marrow will i pass? ive been drinkin alot of water and i took some vitamins

 

Answer by weed2read
Submitted on 5/3/2005
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well i have a high metabolism so it took me 3 days to get clean. depends on the person

 

Answer by deadhead
Submitted on 5/3/2005
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sometimes i like to stick the pipe in my bum bum!

 

Answer by Draz17
Submitted on 5/3/2005
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The one thing i found that really works is these pills called niacin....they work for me...you have to take at least 50 of them in one week..

 

Answer by kurt
Submitted on 5/3/2005
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dose drink en bleach clean out your system in 1 day

 

Answer by lee
Submitted on 5/3/2005
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i like monkey nuts

 

Answer by dont ask
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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ok so im tall, and i drink..and i smoked once ever-last friday. it was one puff and i have a drug test coming up soon i dont know when but soon cause i had a job interview today..will i be ok for the drug test?

 

Answer by mer
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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if u smoked weed like 2 time a week for 3 mounts and smoked alot each time and then your mom found out and then u told u quit but u really dident and then she took u to get a blood test can it tell when the last time u did it even if it was just smoked weed two days before u took the test.

 

Answer by A-Town Thug
Submitted on 5/6/2005
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im 18 an been smoken since i was 12, i have not smoked for about 4 mounths though. they test for a lot of other substances like bleach. the best was is to dilute your pee by drinking a lot of water 36 hours before a test. they also check for createen levels. createen is a subtance that your body should have, and if you dont have enouph it will come out as diluted. the trick for this is to eat lots of rare meat for 3-4 days before the test.

 

Answer by Double D
Submitted on 5/6/2005
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What kind of pills or what kind of stuff would you take/drink if you were to smoke then get tested a couple days a week later?

 

Answer by ZoOoOoooK
Submitted on 5/7/2005
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B.L.A.Z.E  I.T

 

Answer by lilg214
Submitted on 5/7/2005
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I just smoked weed,and i want to know what to drink,or what to take so it could get out of my system.

 

Answer by THE SUPPLIER
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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I HAVE BEEN SMOKING AND SELLING WEED FROM 1991AND JUST GAVE IT UP 3WEEKS AGO AND I AM REAL PROUD OF MYSELF .A FRIEND OF MINE THAT VIEWS URINE FOR WEED TOLD ME TO PUT 2TEASPOONS OF VINEGAR IN A LITER OF WATER AND DRINK A BOTTLE DAILY FOR 3WEEKS WILL GET YOUR SYSTEM CLEAN WITH NO TRACES AT ALL I STARTED THE PROCESS FOR 8DAYS NOW AND DONT PLAN TO LOOK BACK HE IS GOING TO TEST ME AND LET ME KNOW THE RESULTS I WILL LET YOU GUYS KNOW THE OUTCOME AND GOOD LUCK TO THOSE TRYING TO BE CLEAN

 

Answer by confusechild
Submitted on 5/11/2005
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i smoke a lot because i thought that i9t was fun to do. everyone was doing it so one day i thought i will try now i'm addicted to it is it OK if i started early?

 

Answer by confusechild
Submitted on 5/11/2005
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i smoke a lot because i thought that it was fun to do. everyone was doing it so one day i thought i will try now I'm addicted to it is it OK if i started early?

 

Answer by you are dumb
Submitted on 5/12/2005
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you didn't take 12 hits.




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"What? No, I'm --"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaa-aay"

 

Answer by KJ
Submitted on 5/13/2005
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"How come so many of you have such insanely poor grammar and spelling? It is totally appalling to me. Try smoking less marijuana and opening a freaking book once in a while. Jesus Christ People!"

can I just comment on how irrelevant this answer is? I smoke weed all the time and my spelling and grammar are perfect. Why don't you try putting your "freaking book" down and toking up once in a while? Because you really need to chill out. Please lose your narrow-mindedness and answer the question in  hand.

In answer to said question, THC will usually have left your system between a week and a month. Sometimes this period is longer, but only if you have been smoking very heavily for a large number of years.

You can speed up the whole process of eradication by drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice. Hope this helps

 

Answer by SLip
Submitted on 5/15/2005
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Im 13 and ive been smoking weed 3 times a day for the 3 weeks and now i get high even if i dotn smoke anything how long will this last?

 

Answer by Led Zepplin
Submitted on 5/15/2005
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http://led-zeppelin.50megs.com


For Pot Smokers learn this!  would you like fries with that?

 

Answer by myarmhurts
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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ouch! my arm hurts!

 

Answer by Shorty
Submitted on 5/17/2005
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ok, i have not smoked for 7 months, and i have a UA in 2 weeks, if i smoke, and then take Niacin, which is supposed to clean ur system, how many pills should i take before im clean?

 

Answer by talisman spam
Submitted on 5/18/2005
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this one time i was smoking the weed and i like totally hallucinated and bill clinton was standing in my livingroom wearing a coyboy hat and singing the canadian national anthem. does this mean that america is soon going to unincriminalize the weed like canada? i think it does. i also think canadians are the progenitors of the New Race. They got guns down there boy. Their the ones that got the WMDs.

 

Answer by vosy
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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What are the names of the detox pills.. where can i get then from. e-mail me at vosy_nt@hotmail.com

 

Answer by lauren
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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if you smoked on friday and you had to take a drug test for a job next saturday (swab test)...will you pass?

 

Answer by the wise one
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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I am 15 years old and I weigh about 157 lbs, and I have taken about 10 hits out of a pipe yesterday and that night I took about 4 hits from a joint.  Then today after school I took about 3 or 4 hits from a joint.  I play all sorts of sports and I am worried now because of my stupid ass, even though yesterday was my first time smoking.  I do not drink that much water but how long will it take for me to clear my system by just drinking water and maybe excersisng, and if I have a UA test in June or July will I pass if I continue to smoke once every weekend?

 

Answer by StonerMan
Submitted on 5/20/2005
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Wow, are you all that addicted? Stop smoking ...

 

Answer by NEEDHELP
Submitted on 5/21/2005
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I SMOKED APRIL 29 AND ITS NOW MAY 20 ITS BEEN LIKE THREE WEEKS  I TOOK LIKE ONLY 4 HITS IM 5'7 AND I WEIGH 145 I EXERCISE AND TRY TO DRINK AS MUCH WATER AS POSSIBLE  IS IT OUT YET CUZ IM TRYING TO GET A JOB AND U HAVE TO TAKE A PEE TEST IF YOU ANSWER ADDRESS IT TO ME PLEASE AND THANK YOU

 

Answer by safda
Submitted on 5/22/2005
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wow just kill ur self

 

Answer by hey
Submitted on 5/24/2005
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why do u even smoke at all just becuase other people do? it is stupid, so many ppl die from drugs every year.

 

Answer by Smokey
Submitted on 5/25/2005
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Is there anyone out there that wants a serious answer to this question?  
If so, check out MarijuanaPassion.com, it explains how to find out how long pot will stay in YOUR system.
It has better ideas than most of these genius's anyway.

 

Answer by mandy
Submitted on 5/25/2005
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i am going 2 a urine test 4 sports on June 8th so will it b gone by then?

 

Answer by DK,
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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I SMOKE LAST WEEK AND I HAVE AN OPPOINMENT NEXT MONNTH WHAT WOULD BE HAPPEN.

 

Answer by mandy
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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i have 2 take a urine test 4 sports and iv smoked it in the last 6s months well bout i month ago if i drink alot of water and pickle juice will it b gone??? i get this test june 8th

 

Answer by Hip
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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I smoked about 2 weeks ago and i had a drug test 2 days ago i better pass i kinda drank alot of water  WHAT DO I SMOKE? nuthin but the best-orange crush,northeren lights, and Train Recks

 

Answer by JAKE A LOT
Submitted on 5/29/2005
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If you soak a coffee filter in asparagus juice and then urinate through it, you'll be clean.

 

Answer by angel
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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To the people that wrote the correct answers, great.......to the others, first don't smoke weed.....second........weed stays in your urine for 30 days and in your hair for at least 6 months.
When you go for a test, where are you suggesting putting Bleach, Visine??? You must take off a coat if you're wearing one, empty your pockets and if you're a woman, you cannot take your purse into the bathroom.........WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!

 

Answer by rafaelzinho
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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i have smoked weed for about 6 times this month . what do i have to do to get it out of my system .... email me please I am getting a pee test in three days hurry ..... email me wit answers : rafaelzinho415@hotmail.com

 

Answer by Richard6405
Submitted on 6/2/2005
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what if you took one puff thats all and hardly inhaled how long does it stay in?

 

Answer by Tee
Submitted on 6/2/2005
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I'm not a heavy smoker i smoke maybe twice every three months but last week i was stressed so i smoked 4 week st8 then drank water 4 3 day and its been a week since the last time i smoked i took a drug test today and had alot of water today and last night think i passed??????

 

Answer by fred
Submitted on 6/4/2005
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DONT SMOKE ITS VERY BAD FOR YOU!!!

 

Answer by Mandy
Submitted on 6/6/2005
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ok if i smoked weed bout 1 month ago and iv been drinking lots of water and the physical is June 8th will the weed b gone by then......o and this physical is 4 skool and do they have 2 ask ur parents to take a drug test at the physical?

 

Answer by Marky
Submitted on 6/6/2005
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I gots a chance to get a job at owen Broccoli
what do I do to make sure i wii be cleam


 

Answer by jamie
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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you lot are gay i smoked a quarter to my purse

 

Answer by kilee
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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i don't know much. i smoked last friday.. 2 hits.. and i have a drug test tommorow.. i never smoke.. am i okay?

 

Answer by tom
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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i smoked weed everyday for the last 38 years and i just did some cocaine yesterday, how do i pass my drug test.

 

Answer by Big B
Submitted on 6/16/2005
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I would like to know how long it takes 4 weed 2 get out of ur system 4:
                               Urine
                               Blood
Could some1 please im me and let me know. my s/n is Bigburnenb72389!!! Im me and let me know.

 

Answer by CKS1
Submitted on 6/17/2005
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If you have only smoked one hit, you don't need to worry about anything, you will pass no problem! This guy who took 12 hits will probly pass so long as he drinks alot of water for about a week.. I have been smoking lots everyday for about 11 years, I am skinny, about 150 or so and I quit yesterday at 4pm. My hands won't stop sweating for some reason. I plan on stopping for 30-35 days, taking my drug test and then can't wait to toke back up!

 

Answer by noname
Submitted on 6/17/2005
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just figured out you can buy drug tests for under $20 at wallgreens and test to see if your positive or negative. test takes less than 15 mins. and is FDA cleared.99% accurate. so if your worried, i'dsay buy a bunch, buy that stuff that is supposed to help clear it and test out your urine to see what happens. if it comes our positve you know what to do. if it comes out negative, i would still do everything you can to flush it out and then take the test again the night before you have to officially get tested and then at least you won't be in the dark. hope this helps.

 

Answer by MOM
Submitted on 6/20/2005
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM

 

Answer by TexasSux
Submitted on 6/22/2005
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My husband is 28 and been a smoker for about 15 years. We do no other drugs and see more harm in drinking. We were on are way out of town and got busted with 2 J's in the suitcase. Now a hard working father my serve time when people get drunk and kill people, beat there wife, and so much worse! This is going to cost us our home becouse he brings home the money. He will lose his job that he has had for 4 years. He is a first offender and has court next month. He tried the toxin cleaner and failed! Anyone kow the chances he could by some miracle only get fines or something?

 

Answer by ganja gandu
Submitted on 6/22/2005
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maaan, MJ is fat a soluble. I say, if ya'll wanna pass a blood or urine test get yo a**es on that treadmill and start running. Also, drink loads of liquids so u clear that bladder and kidney out. This is your target, wheneva you gotta urinate make sure it aint yellow, make sure it white. Moreover, make sure you ejaculate twice daily to get rid of all that juice. have fun

 

Answer by H R Granny
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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I have been to several sites that say that it depends on each individual and their lifestyle. I have also read that complete clearance of your system takes from 20 to 90 days. I also had a DOT official and an insurance company official tell me that the median clearance time averages six weeks for marijuana. I have read all of the answers posted here and found some useful information that confirms what other sites are saying. As for those of you who have a negative answer and call people stupid should remember this little saying "He who lives in a glass house should not throw stones for they will come back to you."

 

Answer by twat
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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i smoked almost everyday for about 4 months
I'm 5 8', 150 lbs
i have to take a drug test in 2 weeks
is that long enough?
will exercising and drinking cranberry juice and water REALLY help?

 

Answer by robert
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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ok so that last time i smoked was friday night, so 6 nights ago, but it was with a bowl and i only inhaled once so it wasn't much. but today i got blood drawn to see how many white blood cells i had, can they see if ive been smoking pot? or do they have to do a specific drug test to see? and also because i barely smoked, would it be out of my system by now? (6 days)

 

Answer by alan
Submitted on 6/24/2005
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I smoke purp, kush and dro at least 2 times a week and smoke mid everyday. will I be able to pass a drug test in two weeks if I drink alot of water?

 

Answer by Stevie
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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Just an FYI, Passmydrugtest.com offers products that claim to cleanse out your hair follicles of THC and other nasty little drug signs, as a licensed cosmetologist, (hair dresser, I know...) I would like to tell you that there is nothing that you can eat, drink or swallow that will cleanse your follicles of these substances, they will remain in your hair until your body is totally clean  of them and the only way to get rid of this evidence is to be totally clean, pass a drug test (urine or blood) and then shave your head. Good luck.

 

Answer by Mac
Submitted on 6/26/2005
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Look, weed doesn't make you stupid, anymore than drinking alcohol does.  The fact is, there are just a lot more stupid people out there who smoke pot.  I happen to have a genius level I.Q.  I am a computer engineer, and am certainly not a mental slouch.  I smoke upon occasion, probably once or twice a month, however, there was a period of time in my life where I was smoking 4 to 5 times a day. I will say this, I have no idea how long it takes to get to the "undetectable" point, there are too many variables to factor in to give a solid answer.  My recommendation would be to stop smoking pot if you think in the future you might be tested.  Simple.  I know that 3 to 4 months from now, I am going to be tested for a new job.  I'm not smoking again until after the hiring process is through.  But really people, the high level of illiteracy displayed on the above posts really does lend to the "pot smokers are retards" ideal.
Mac

 

Answer by Leche
Submitted on 6/26/2005
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i am weed smoker n wut!!!

 

Answer by Dave
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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i'vesmoked weed a week before i went to football and found out they are test for weed i'm6'0 and 299 lbs. will i pass the test if i drink a lot of water

 

Answer by Dave
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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i've smoked weed a week before i went to football and found out they are test for weed i'm6'0 and 299 lbs. will i pass the test if i drink a lot of water

 

Answer by chavo
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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Ey i was wondering if u can be clean for a UA 20 days after u smoked ? and ur not a heavy smoker. i have a fast metabilism and drink like three cups of water day . will i pass or no? and should i by a detox do they really work?

 

Answer by PurpleHaze
Submitted on 6/28/2005
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Man oh man, I just smoked a pound last night took the urine test and I passed haha.

 

Answer by gcarr
Submitted on 6/29/2005
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ive been smoking for about 4 years, the last year ive smoked about 3 blunts a day on average, i had a drug test 2 days ago stopped smoking 5 days before my test, accidentally took a detox drink 2 days before my test, and drank tons of water and passed my test.  my system was cleaned out after 5 days and i smoke more weed then u can imagine.

 

Answer by Toe
Submitted on 6/30/2005
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iv been smoking hash for 4 years nonstop. at least 7-10 joints a day week end days could have about 30 a day iv been drug tested twice and bought times it came up negative tell me why

 

Answer by stinky
Submitted on 6/30/2005
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hey i need to get bud out of my system as quick as possible b/c i have to go to court soon and my parents r going to drug test me what ever they find they r going to give it to the judge so if anyone knows a way in like 3 days and i smoke about everyday email me at toiletsturnmeon101@yahoo.com

 

Answer by Niko
Submitted on 7/1/2005
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After i smoke pot, i fart alot for three or four days. It is the long, loud, and very smelling farts. Its like i fart every 2 minutes all day. I smoked pot two months ago. I am taking a drug test next week for a new job. I am clean, i smoked pot two days before a drug test, and still passed. you can smoke one joint a day, and still pass. any other questions, email me at vlaka72@bellsouth.net        or go to my site   www.cartrouble.org      

 

Answer by Ric
Submitted on 7/2/2005
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i hav a drug test in about 2-3months...... altho i had weed 11 days a go......and i wanna hav again in 3 weeks...so in a few weeks my situation will be "ive just smoked weed for the first time in 1 month an i have a drug test in about 6 weeks"...... dya think it will be out of my system by then? if i drink loadsa water every day til then

 

Answer by purplehaven
Submitted on 7/5/2005
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Drink about 6 cups of green tea a day for a week. you'll be cool

 

Answer by werd
Submitted on 7/5/2005
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what if u smoke once and its a month later and u have to go for a check up? do they check for it at checkups anyway? and is it still in my system a month later if only smoked once in whole life?

 

Answer by None
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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I smoked on Monday and i took a little hit off of a bong, i haven't smoked before that for about 2 or 3 months.  I took a home test today and it showed a FAINT positive line.  If i take a test on Monday will it be out of my system?

 

Answer by Too Smart For Ya'll
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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Oh My God, I hope all of ya'll fail your test for work, because you have smoked yourselves stupid and nobody would want to work with you!

 

Answer by mikel
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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Ive bin smoking weed 4 about a year I'm going for a job in 6 months how long do you think it'll take to get out of my system baring in mind I'm skinny and medium height and walk alot and i smoke it nearly every day ??

 

Answer by weedPRO
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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depending on how much you smoke and how often you smoke,weed can stay in your system from 5-30 days,drinking lots of water and cranberry juice helps but if you dont have time for all that, buy a detox and take it the day of your drug test.FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY AS THEY SAY OR IT WONT WORK!!!

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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damn those last few questions are the same ones i have...14 years old friends are about to quit and they are smoking big for the last time.i want to do it but i have a physical in 8 days.how long, what should i drink, and will it work to get marijuana out of the system.reply soon.thnx

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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I have a question and i was wandering if i have a drug test in 10 days how can i pass it?..i have been smoking weed for about 3 years and i did it about everyday..i quit 2 days ago..how can i pass my drug test i am on probation? please e-mail me kourt_claro09@hotmail.com

 

Answer by Happy
Submitted on 7/8/2005
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Did anyone ever think of using Quik Flush (Vitamin Shoppe)?  It has worked for me and my friends.  Follow the instructions very carefully.  I don't think you should judge people that smoke and call them stupid and give your narrow views on life.  In my experiences I've been more creative and discovered new ways to approach an existing situation or problem.  Call me stupid but I smoked in college got my BS.  Call me stupid again and I got my MBA.  I guess President Clinton given all his power to run a country was stupid too, oh yeah he didn't inhale (believe that if you want) haha.....    
Smoke on smokers - smoke weed (natural) not cigarettes (worse man made drug there is)

 

Answer by j20
Submitted on 7/9/2005
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its simple people just stop smoking for about a week before the test. within that week drink about a gallon of water everyday and run about 2-3 miles everyday. thc stays in your fat cells so go out and burn it.

 

Answer by ahmo
Submitted on 7/11/2005
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if i haven't smoked in about 6 weeks and i took 2 hits of a bong bout 4 days ago how long will that be in my system

 

Answer by StonedAmerican8
Submitted on 7/12/2005
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First I got to give a holler to that aussie bastard who said "Crikey". I was so stoned when I read that I had a hell of a laugh.

Weed stays in your system for ever so I say enjoy the ride.

Stay safe,
Henery Winkler (Guy from Happy Days)

 

Answer by carebear
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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you get sure gell or certo which is better at the grocery store like winn dixie

 

Answer by Solidgages
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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I know it takes more than 30 days to clear out of your system.  I just took a Drug Screen after not smoking for 80 days!  I failed!!  I have been drinking a lot of juice, and water!  I only smoked about 1-2 times day, but have been doing so for about 3 years.  I just lost my job.  Any ideas for the next test in 3 days? Sorry if my grammer and spelling arn't all up to par for those of you who complain.  And sorry if im an idiot because i smoked weed for a time in my life, but i need some input here.  Thanks!  

 

Answer by katrina
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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how long does weed stay in your hair

 

Answer by fred
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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well av been smoking green n brown every day for over a year now so how long would that be in my system???

 

Answer by Jessica
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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I moved about maybe 3 weeks ago and I never smoke pot it pretty much makes me sick and I'm not really interested in drugs but my best friend at the time was all 'come on just do it' so I did like a couple days before I left and I just took a urine test today and I'm a little worried but that was the first time I have done it in awhile...Hopefully good luck to me.

 

Answer by t-mac
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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i smoked one joint like 2 weeks ago and i have a drug test tomorrow do you think i have a chance of passing

 

Answer by Fred
Submitted on 7/15/2005
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drink a lil bleach mixed wit sprite

 

Answer by nikko
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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A Couple of you where right weed stays in your body depending on your height,weight,and how fast your heart beats so that means you need to exercise alot because the more you sweet the faster your system dumps out all that bad waste in your body and make sure you drink lots and lots of water you should use the bathroom about 3 to 4 times a day

 

Answer by MS.VEE
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING ANYWAY THAT STUFF ISNT GOOD FOR YOU BUT ON THE REAL IT TAKES ABOUT 30 DAYS BUT GIVE YOURSELF AT LEAST 40DAYS TO BE SAFE I KNOW CAUSE I JUST STOP ABOUT 40 DAYS AGO I TOOK A HOME TEST ON MY 30DAY BUT I FAILED BUT I TOOK ANOTHER ONE ON MY 40DAY AND I PASSED BUT YOU NEED TO DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND EXERCISE AND FORREAL JUST STOP AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN THE ONLY REASON I DID IT CAUSE I GOT MARRIED AND I WANTED TO GET REAL FREAKY AND I DID.

 

Answer by Tizical
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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Canabis stays in your system for 3 months, FACT. I done and failed a drug test, I was then restested in 3 months (the doctors reccomendation as he says its 3 months) and I passed. So I'd go with 3 months before you will pass a urine test. Blood may be different and hair samples are certainly a LOT longer

 

Answer by Terrible grammar
Submitted on 7/19/2005
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oh my god... you guys here have terrible grammar.  It's ridiculous.

 

Answer by hooper
Submitted on 7/20/2005
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i smoked like 3 weeks ago and im a little heavy and i have a blood test tomarrow but it is for colestral but will the marijuana show up on the test

 

Answer by scripnick
Submitted on 7/20/2005
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Jim, probably like i would wait a week and drink water just like a couple glasses a day, and working out a bit wouldn't hurt, get that sweat going haha u shouldn't have to much to worry about u don't do it ever.

 

Answer by nvrsmkedb4
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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i know for a fact that weed stays in your system for about 30 days the most. i don't smoke but i hang around smokers alot and i got paranoid when i had to go take a test. just don't smoke for about a month and you are straight on a pee test. now hair folicle tests are a different story they take a little longer. about those supplements they are nonsense. i forget what the scientific name is for these drugs, but they don't clean anything out. they are designed help you pee alot....plain and simple. the other kind of drug that advertizes alot are ones that say they "clean" out your system. all THEY do is lower the ph in your urine so that the test may get "confused" and come up inconclusive or negative. this doesn't really work because most tests check ph levels and if it is too low then they ask you to test again. just as with everything in life. unless you're rich there is no easy way to get away with things. just do the right thing and don't get high for about a month, get the job and do something decent with your life.

 

Answer by greentooth420
Submitted on 7/24/2005
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I have been a professional weed smoker for 12 years.  I was also a manager at GNC.  One trick is to take 500mg of Niacin.  To combat the itchy, hot flashes & burn, take one 81mg aspirin.  Drink plenty of water and cranberry juice.  Most tests these days will detect goldenseal as that trick has been around for ever. Do not take more than 162 mg of aspirin & 1500 mg of niacin in one day & be prepared to sweat.  

 

Answer by hillz
Submitted on 7/24/2005
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good luck, i myself am trying to quit smoking, hang in there

 

Answer by L SEEK (newzealand)
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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smoking weed warps the minds of people that abuse it,use it just 2 chill every now and then,and enjoy your real life!

 

Answer by sousou
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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come on, who wants to give up that feeling you get right after you smoke. it takes me many drinks to just get buzzed, with the joint it take 2 mn. and i have the best fun ever. every thing seems great around you, and you laugh about almost every thing.
you tell your brain " i'llbe right back" because at that same moment you quit using it.
i can't wait for the days where i can buy it at the gas station. menthol or regular, light or ultra light. theses will be the days of our lives.
i probably sound like a heavy smoker, i am not i probably average one every couple of months. that's the trick, if you abuse it, you will loose the effect. and it will only be a something to calm you down. my advice try to vary your intake of drugs. don't fall in the stereotypes of "crack head" or "put head" or "alcoholic" do it all but in moderation.
i will not advice anybody to quit, because there is no such thing, you tried it already and you cannot go back, i mean you could physically quit, but deep down in your brain you will always miss it. my advice is for those that never tried it. please don't. you will loose the happy times where you could have fun just hanging out with your friend drinking a soda or sthg.


 

Answer by nervous
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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today is tuesday and i for the first time in my life i smoked weed on last saturday...now in two weeks i am going to go get a blood test to test my thyroid...will the weed b out of my system by then?

 

Answer by rodger
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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I smoke every Friday night because I have off from work on Friday's. I need to take a urine test in about 2-3 weeks. I am just curious to know if anyone knows how long it should take for me to be clean. Thanks.

 

Answer by Dillbert
Submitted on 7/27/2005
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I think weed stays in your system for about 30 days because I have to go to court one day and i was scared that i was going to get cought so i postponed my appt for 30 day and I had to take a pee test and it came out fine so that what I think

 

Answer by tom
Submitted on 7/29/2005
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i smoked weed for 5 1/2 years an i got throughin into rehabe an was there for about 2 months an took about 8 months to get over but its the best things that ever happed to me an you feel like a new person .. just remember you can do it.

 

Answer by The Truth
Submitted on 8/1/2005
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For anyone trying to find the truth of how long Marijuana actually stays in your system go to .....www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info9.shmtl        

I smoked consecutively for six months straight everyday and had to quit.  I only had ten days to pass a standard New Jersey Probation drug test.  I drank excessive water and ate normally.  I am 6 ft. tall and 185 lbs.  The test registered clean, cause I urinated in the morning when I got up, then drank a lot more water.  The dirtiest sample of urine is when you awake, as the day goes on, it will slowly dilute.  I

 

Answer by richie
Submitted on 8/1/2005
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Bleach.
If you really need to pass a test.
One gallon of water with 4 drops of bleach in it.
Two drops per every half-gallon.  

It doesn't hurt your body because its so diluted, but dont over-do the bleach.

This works for about 3-4 days, as long as you dont smoke in those days.

its more days if you smoke less often than pot-head status.

 

Answer by Uhh matt
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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Well.....Im stupid but not as stupid as you people peace

 

Answer by Rodger
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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I just kept on drinking water and bought a few home drug tests from the local drug store. The day before my test I passed the home test. I just took the Urine test today. I am an occaisonal smoker, usually once a week. I'll tell you what happens.

 

Answer by sugar
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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my friend mom found out he smokes weed and is taking him for a blood test what can he do to pass it please tell

 

Answer by Help ME
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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what if u took like 2 hits and it was your first time

 

Answer by Me
Submitted on 8/3/2005
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I don't get it. The lack of grammar and poor spelling is, quite simply, very bad.

I smoke weed, but I'm not a regular user. I like the buzz it gives me, and I'm able to "switch off" upstairs. Now that I'm on aropax, I can't smoke it. It's good that it is reasonably non addictive.

 

Answer by Cheech
Submitted on 8/3/2005
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Green Tea works, and believe it or not, Kool-Aid mix will work too man.

 

Answer by Creamie
Submitted on 8/4/2005
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I'm 15 years old and I'vesmoked pot everyday for the last 5 years... who cares about getting it outta your system.  All  care about is putting more in.

 

Answer by Death to you
Submitted on 8/4/2005
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visine works trust me! i just did it and passed.After filling the container half way put about five drops in and call it good!

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 8/6/2005
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ok ok people goodness goodness go to the doctor and tell him you want to quit and pass a drug test he will help you for he probably is a pill popper and understands completely. but let me tell you what i know for a fact. they dont just test for drugs they test for anti OXIDANTS vitamins and stuff like that. also known fact metablolism and all that jazz does have an effect on how long it takes, do not exercise for about a week before the test man no joke the chemicals from marijuana stay in your fatty tissue FOREVER that means until you die, but after a while its not traceable unless you loose about ten pounds or so. go to doctor websites and stuff like that dont believe the bull poop all these people who say pickle juice and that stuff would have passed without it, for they probably didnt smoke it all day everyday.

 

Answer by Dave
Submitted on 8/8/2005
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"I read most of the answers submitted and everyones a dumb ass. People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid. I have been smoking a long time and Am a personal trainer and read literature all the time because the weed gives me trouble sleeping. Smoking makes me creative not f**kin stupid. Is Snoop Dogg stupid hell no!"

I think you are retarded. How can every person that smokes pot be an idiot when you claim you are intelligent an that you read literature, yet you smoke. Good for you jackass, that isn't helping anyone here. What the hell does this mean: "People who smoke pot are stupid because they were always stupid." I don't care what you do in your spare time. People enjoy smoking pot to escape from reality for a while, its the same for people who drink. As for the question, if you are a habitual smoker, and you stop for a week or two you should be okay, just keep with the fluids. They wont "clean" you out, they will just make your urine dilouted. Dont smoke until you hear the results though, just in case the urine is inconclusive. Good luck, and I hope I helped out a little.

 

Answer by warlife
Submitted on 8/11/2005
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i smoked wed 10 days ago hit it about 4times is it still in me and how do i get it out am 150 pounds 5foot 6

 

Answer by lamp lover
Submitted on 8/12/2005
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If you smoke pot once in a month, it comes out of your system in 3 days. If you are a heavy smoker (everyday smoker) it can stay in your system 1-3 months. The best way to get rid of it is drink heavy amounts of water and lots of pickle juice. I also heard that you can take the cap of a milk bottle, fill the cap of it with water and bleach (half and half) and drink it right before the test and make sure you dont pee after you drink it until the test. IT CANNOT HURT YOU! its just a milk cap

 

Answer by JallJhey
Submitted on 8/13/2005
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Ive smoked weed 4 times I'm 15 145 pounds and i don't drink a ton of water but i do drink a ton of juices and green tea i took a drug test and i passed DRINK GREEN TEA

 

Answer by stevo
Submitted on 8/13/2005
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I was a heavy drug user up until 4 months ago. I had a few tokes and and couple lines about a month ago and passed my test. Just leave 25-35 days before the test drink about 5 litres of water nearer the test and you will be fine.

 

Answer by andrew123123
Submitted on 8/16/2005
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tomorrow, i have to take a drug test to get a job at target.  i know i will fail, but i can assure you that if you're on probation- they do test for bleach and gnc pills (bad idea).  IT DEPENDS ON THE HEALTH AND WEIGHT OF THE PERSON TO DETERMINE HOW LONG MARIJUANA WILL STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM.  i know someone who smoked an eighth one night and passed the next day.  i know someone else who smoked oct. 12 and got tested on dec. 10 and failed.

 

Answer by Azlin
Submitted on 8/16/2005
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yeah i have to take a drug test for (pre- employment) ,I smoked like 5 times this month, when I say smoked I mean I took a hit or two when my boyfriend would smoke, what can I do to get rid of it asap,if anyone has any answers email me at Azlin521@msn.com :)

 

Answer by H_V_W
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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I've smoked on and off for 6 years. I would quit for a couple months at a time about once or twice a year just to clean out my system.

The person who insisted that people who smoke weed can't spell is an idiot! I have a good job, worked a successful intern job, and I'm working on my 2nd college degree, all while I smoke out on my own time.

It is all about control within your life! Even though I do drink, I would rather get a buzz from pot than alcohol.

Now, the last time I "temporarily" quit smoking was for 2 months. I then smoked everyday for two months (about a 1/2 a joint a day). I then quit for 36 days, and  took a urine test. I passed!

Hope this helps anyone who may be in a situation with a similar time frame.

 

Answer by NickDIDit
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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I recently got my second M.I.P. and my friends court date was 14 days before mine and when I found out they had dropped positive I was very worried. I immediately stopped smoking and told myself I would drink lots of water and excersise. Well the excersise part I'll admit I failed to do, but I did drink lots of water, I'm not saying this helped, but its the course of action I took.  I've been smoking consistenly for around 4-5 months and today after exactly 13 days clean I passed my drug test. Remember your metabolism has a lot to do with it and THC is stored in fat cells.  Good Luck everyone. Best advice I can give is STOP!!!! and many drug tests pick up deTox.

 

Answer by pimp
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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if i smoked weed on july 29 and i have to take a test on aug 20 will i pass

 

Answer by whatthehell
Submitted on 8/19/2005
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man if there was ever a reason not to smoke, you can find it here on this page.  What kind of weed have you all been smoking? Retarder weed?

 

Answer by Glenn D
Submitted on 8/20/2005
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I'm going in the army in 2 weeks  i smoked pot for 5 years day in day out , I ve been clean for 31 days now & i tested my self i have nothing in my system so i am happy . For all those people that want to stop but carnt my motto is " u got worse b4 u get beta and believe me that is true . Butt life is alot betta without it now as i am super fit :)

 

Answer by poonerbot
Submitted on 8/20/2005
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fool all u got to do is eat lots and lots of tree bark fool

 

Answer by Secretperson22891
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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i smoked pot for 3 days in a row about a month ago, i have to get a UA soon will it all be out?

 

Answer by A12CH4NG3L
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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I believe alcohol can clean out your system as well since it makes you urinate a lot.  Plus alcohol leaves your system in 24 hrs and doesn't leave a trace that you used something such as a detoxifier to clean your system.  Plus it gives ya a bigger buzz than any weed I have ever smoked.

 

Answer by bubba
Submitted on 8/23/2005
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well all i can say is dont smoke the refer dumbasses if u cant reep the consequenses

 

Answer by longone
Submitted on 8/23/2005
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Barbara-Drink lots of water as for how long it will take, it depends on how active you are. So if you dont do much and sit around, if will take longer, if you move around and excercise then it will be out quicker.

Jim-Same thing as barbara but probaly about 2 weeks tops, and you will be clean.

 

Answer by dweezil
Submitted on 8/23/2005
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Fact:   semen kills THC.   So my advice to all of you is to go suck a big hog, and swallow the entire load.  Do this a couple of times a weeks, and you'll flush out your whole system.

 

Answer by that one guy
Submitted on 8/24/2005
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jesus came to me in my sleep last night and told me that if god was one of us he would smoke the canibus... and i told jesus that drugs are bad and he said fine... damn you to hell.... isnt that nutts????????

 

Answer by Shanni
Submitted on 8/26/2005
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I am starting a new job in the middle of October i smoke weed every night maybe 2 or 3 joints how long do you think it will take to leave my body?

 

Answer by jamie
Submitted on 8/26/2005
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I smoked on a monday night. Had about 6 good hits...now its friday and i just got a random drug test from my probation officer. TODAY before the test, all day i kept drinking water, i had like 15 bottles of water, and i pee'devery single hour of the day, soemtimes more. Then i drank about 3 cups of cranberry juice....

do u think i passed the test?!?!?! i dont get results until tuesday and if i failed im in jail :(

 

Answer by joanna
Submitted on 8/27/2005
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I am 25 and i used to smoke everyday allday. One day i had to take a urine test for a new job and i took someone else's urine, well the urine turned out to be to cold because i did not keep it warm.  They told me i could forfeit the job or take the test with my own urine.  I said what the hell and drank 8 of the little cups of water and passed. Another time I smoked the day of a test and drank one gallon of cranberry juice and one gallon of water and passed the test.  So you dont have to actually spend all that money to pass.

 

Answer by chill out
Submitted on 8/27/2005
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dude just go to www.ipassedmydrugtest.com and there is every-thing you need to know about DRUG TESTING....... but make sure you drink alot of spring water and workout and you will be chill

 

Answer by kiz
Submitted on 8/28/2005
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i took a hit tonight for the first time in months.. will itbe outta my system for a drug test in like 5 days?

 

Answer by puffthemagicdragon
Submitted on 8/31/2005
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stupidity is soooo funny

 

Answer by Ph.D
Submitted on 8/31/2005
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I have a quick comment for those who think that everyone who smokes weed is a neanderthalish retard...    ...what was I talking about?

 

Answer by Vampirejuliet
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I am 5 foot tall and i weight 125lb I smoked a blunt last Friday and my dad made me let him see my eyes today and i have contacts and i haven't smoked since Friday and if he might make me get tested tomorrow what do i do? how much water should i drink?

 

Answer by g unit
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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u probly can get it out of your system in 17 days if you smoke 3 bowls a week/and if u drink alot of water

 

Answer by g unit
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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u probly can get it out of your system in 17 days if you smoke 3 bowls a weekand if u drink alot of water

 

Answer by LilCaliMexThug13
Submitted on 9/4/2005
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How Long Does Marijuana Stay In Your system

How long does marijuana stay in your system?

THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally.
There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical
method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a cannabis plant, accounts for most of marijuana's psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc.).

(Site note: Would a drug test help you to get rid of the THC in your body? There are many drug test kits available and some of them work.)

If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.



IM me at lilcalimexthug13

 

Answer by bla BlaSSted
Submitted on 9/4/2005
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i have been smokin weed for 4 years already, i smoke 3 blunts a day, every day fo about 2 months now...i have a drug test morrow... and i have a feeling im not gonna pass..can u give me some advice how to get it out of my system...i tryed takin acid in, so the marijuana wont show on the test..i took some coke too...but that dont seem to fuk me up...i took about 20 xanax bars about 14 hrs ago...and they are starting to kik in... im thinkin of takin clidina now... ight well help me out if u can in any way..thanx

 

Answer by TiZzLe
Submitted on 9/9/2005
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FOR ALL THE WEED SMOKERZ!!!!! IF UR GOIN 2 TAKE A PEE TEST THE NEXT DAY, DRINK SUM VINEGAR DEN CHASE IT DOWN WIT CRANBERRY JUICE..I SUGGEST U BUY A 64oz BOTTLE OF CRANBERRY JUICE..AND KEEP DRINKIN IT

 

Answer by osav90
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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i heard if you drink lots of water,cranberry juice,and olive oil like a quarter cup! only or else you'll get sick! REMEMBER. ; )

 

Answer by Russ8425
Submitted on 9/13/2005
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how long would it really take i only smoked once in a while will i pass my urine test.

 

Answer by vash
Submitted on 9/13/2005
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i smoked about 6 days ago and i only took 2 hits will it show up if i take a drug test say in a week or less?

 

Answer by Crystal
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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This is candygirl_1313us@hotmail.com please everyone stop IMing me i don't do drugs anymore and don't wanna talk about them

 

Answer by smg
Submitted on 9/15/2005
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can you use somone elses pee

 

Answer by skinny mexican
Submitted on 9/15/2005
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I would just like to say that there is no positive answer as to how long it takes to completely remove marijuana from your system.  It is dependent on your height, weight, metabolism, fat content, type of test being performed, etc.  If you want to pass your test, stop for 30 days and call Jenny Craig.  As for making people stupid, I would like to say to all you "haters" out there, just because your mommy and daddy told you not to smoke it because it makes you stupid, doesn't mean it's true.  Your parents probably smoked it, and if you're still alive, they obviously held a job long enough to feed your sorry ass and send you to college.  So shut the hell up, and go buy yourself a pack of Marlboro Ultra-Lights so you look cool for all your little preppy friends.

 

Answer by BOB
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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Its all in your head. Ive smoked for years almost everyday. Quit for better then a month I had no proublem passing for my new job...

 

Answer by schitzhed
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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drink alot of cranberry juice and water. exercising will help to, to sweat out the thc. yup.

 

Answer by amber 162003
Submitted on 9/19/2005
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I smoked weed about a week ago but i only hit it once and i have to talk a pee test how long will it stay in my system.

 

Answer by hgcfjhgftdbvc
Submitted on 9/19/2005
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there is a built in spell check and most of you still spell half of your words wrong. Wow.

I can make a fair bet that none of these strategies really clean out your system any faster. Don't waste your time trying them, just stop smoking the freeking reefer!!! It was a stupid decision to smoke anyways.

 

Answer by dloc420
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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Ok, weed is cool dont get me wrong but reading all these dumbass questions makes me think its not that cool, im a graphic designer and ive smoke the digiTy dAnK foreva and i just recently quit for better reasons. ITS AWESOME, the Clarity in my MIND, TRY IT. ITS REALLY HARD BECAUSE ITS A MENTAL ADDICTION BUT ONCE YOU GET OVER IT ITS WORTH IT <TRUST ME> theres more to life than wasting all your time and money being a lowLiFe stonA...an den?? JUST STOP, SMOKE WHEN YOUR SUcessFUL. RIGHT NOW GETTING HIGH IS LIKE EATING DESSERT B $ dinner. TAKE CARE OF BUISINESS AND THEN WHEN YOUR SET THINK ABOUT BLAziN and Chances are it all be GoOd! PeAcE ouT.    D l o c

 

Answer by snap
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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i smoked everyday, twice a day for about 3 months...stopped 10 days before i had to get tested...drank a ton of water...then drank detox as described on the bottle...past...im 6'4" 190...not much fat on me...

 

Answer by wonga
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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Is Marijuana a person who loves a person called uuuuuuuuaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaaaaaa?
Udderwiirse I dunno anithaing

 

Answer by korixo15
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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you go and buy some kinda drink for like 40.00 at any head shop.. my friend has to take one for his job at UPS and he drank the drink the night before and passed his test.

 

Answer by Tonya
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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You guys are all pathetic! Drug use is killing so many children and people in this country. Do you want to be another statistic? Clean up your life, marijuana is still a drug and can have long term effects.
I work at a rehab center and have seen people who are unable to walk, speak or move PERMANENTLY at the young age of 45!
QUIT, QUIT, QUIT...TODAY!

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 9/23/2005
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well i have a hair test in 2 day and i smoked 2 days ago and i smoke a couple of times a year what can i do to pass it?

 

Answer by prodigy
Submitted on 9/23/2005
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hew long does weed take to clean out for a pin test

 

Answer by Don Christo A La Grande
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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First of all, you should concider COLLEGE instead of smoking, obviously weed has done alot for you if you can't even spell right.
Pass English 101 college level, find a descent job, make sure your job is stable and then you can do whatever you want.
But till you get to that point, stay clean dammit !!
The CEO of the company I work for does it all, but at least he is where he is.
So think about your future before you start chilling People  ;)

 

Answer by in f*ucking pain
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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I smoked weed yesterday and my heart kills and i can't breathe right, HOW CAN I MAKE IT STOPPPP!??!?! OUCH!

 

Answer by Confused
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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I just applied for a new job, now they are asking me to take a drug test. i took two small hits of a joint and have continually been drinking water. how long will it take to get the drug to get out of my system.

 

Answer by weed rocks
Submitted on 9/26/2005
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Weed stays in your system for approximately 3 to 45 days, depending on how much and often you smoke. Drinking water,lemon juice, cranberry juice, and swallowing niacin pills are  ways of ridding you system.  Sweating a lot helps too. good luck to all weed lovers.

 

Answer by nicolee
Submitted on 9/27/2005
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well i heard if you drink like energy drinks like red bull .. i dont know it could maybe work

 

Answer by AlEx MtZ
Submitted on 9/28/2005
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mi name is alejando im from mexico i smoke like 6 blunts every day .I had a problem in school im just 16 and i stoped smoking weed and it take 5 weeks long for me to past a pee test .


 

Answer by whatcha
Submitted on 9/29/2005
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When you ask the question ďHow long does marijuana stay in your system?Ē you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. Quite simply, itís argued both that THC never leaves your brain, as well as that there are several different factors which can affect whether or not you test positive for marijuana use.

The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. Unlike most other substances, the half-life of THC can vary quite a bit, depending on who is using it, when itís used, and several other factors. For example, itís estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. Itís almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.

Not only that, but your metabolism and how much marijuana you smoked will also have an effect on the length of time that it will take you before you can test without testing positive for marijuana use. After all, the half-life is only the length of time that it takes for you to lose half of the THC that is in your system. If youíve smoked a lot of marijuana, then it will take you longer before the THC in your body drops back below the amount that is detectable by most drug tests.

 

Answer by smokerfriend
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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if any of u want to pass your tests the best thing is niacin....look for something called  "SUPER NUTRITION Opti-Pack"    if u find them take the orange ones...they burn your skin because they open your blood vessles..its an old stoner trick..i got caught at school with some train wreck needed to take a test to prove i had taken them...so they didnt test me till a few days later but i had been taking all the niacin i could get my hands on and i passed...

 

Answer by brando
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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you are a dumbass i'monly 15 and i smoked weed everyday until two days ago oh....i started in grade 7 but smoked everyday for about 6 months now and who cares about a drug test marajuana isn't that big of a deal you can't go to jail if you have less than one ounce and you and just about every one smokes weed probably even your doctor doing your drug test thats all i got to say

 

Answer by ali
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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does weed make you lose weight. Or anyader drug dat will help me lose tha weight

 

Answer by Tara
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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Well my friend likes to smoke weed so I tried it twice... and I'm getting breast implants and I was just wondering if they check for a urine sample or blood sample cause if they do I'm f****d but I haven't done it like a week and I'm tall and quite slim and I have a really fast motabloism... so does anyone PLEASE know anything thanx

 

Answer by SmokeWeed420
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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smooookeeee weeeeeeeeeeeedddd weeed is the shiiittt

 

Answer by PROBATION OFFICER
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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OK PEOPLE THERE IS A CHEAP BOTTLE CALLED NIACIN TAKE THAT THREE A DAY DRINK LOTS OF WATER, LOTS OF BEER OR LIQUOR PEE A LOT, SWEAT A LOT AND YOUR FINE. YOU CAN SMOKE WEED TODAY AND PASS A DRUG TEST IN THREE DAYS. THATS A PROMISE.

 

Answer by genik
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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Ive smoked 3 bowls for my first time yesterday and didnt even get high... well anyways i need to get a job next week. help me...

 

Answer by Dr. J
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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THC (the chemical in Marijuana that gets you high) is what we call fat-soluble.  This means it passes freely through fat cells in your body to reach your brain.  When you brain is finished with it, THC is stored in fat cells until it can 'dissolve.'

The ONLY WAY to remove traces of Marijuana from your body is to eliminate the fat cells that are storing the THC.  Some pills, etc. claim to do this, but are scams.  

If I had this miracle pill that would eliminate fat cells I wouldn't worry about getting a job because I'd have the world's best (and only) effective weight-loss drug.

For those of you that claim to have passed a drug test because of one of these "cleansers," odds are that 1.) The company uses mock tests to ward off users from applying for a job, 2.) The test isn't very sensitive, or 3.) Your body metabolizes fat well.  Good Luck.

 

Answer by blowjoe
Submitted on 10/8/2005
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i like to have a lot of sex is that bad??

 

Answer by scarface
Submitted on 10/10/2005
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i think if you drink a lot of water it will help you out

 

Answer by scuba
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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Sure gel is jello mix, you can get it at any store.

 

Answer by Jo mama
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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I have smoken for the past 32 years, everyday, 3 times a day. Will I pass a drug test? Hell no, I'm a 35 year old smoker. Yes, I started smoking when I was 3.

 

Answer by juanita
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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Take it from me I have been smoking weed for almost 9 years and it took 12 weeks for my system to get clean. I drank a lot of water and cranberry juice. THC gets stored in your fat cells and I am plus size about 210 pounds so it varies on the person they say 30 days but you have to take in consideration on how much you smoke also I was a professional I smoke all day everyday but when it comes to you not getting a good job because of weed it is time to quit. Now I am THC FREE.

 

Answer by Bob Saget
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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Hi,

You might know me from my show "The Price is Right" and some of you might know from the movie "Happy Gilmore", and some of you older folks might know me from the gay porn video I produced called "Mascular Butt Rimmers". Best way to clean out your system is to masturbate 5 times a day for 1 weeks straight, after that take penis enlargement pills, after that drink a shot of whiskey to clean out the veins and your ready to pass that pee test.

I hope I have helped my young viewers out there

Until Than, GoodBye and keep America Drug Free

-Bob Saget

 

Answer by ashley
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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i am not a heavy smoker but lately i have been smoking more than ussual like REALLY REALLY stoned out of my mind stoned and last time i smoked was like 1 or 2 weeks ago and now i have to pee for my mom's job and this is basicly depending on where we live so dont smoke weed or bad bad things will happen for sure!!!!!

 

Answer by call me...goose rat
Submitted on 10/14/2005
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hello i'm not saying anything...

 

Answer by iva6pac
Submitted on 10/15/2005
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jim if it was your first time and u didnt have much it should be out in like 2-3 days if u drink plenty.

im 17 have smoked weed recreasionally for 2 years.
i only do it for a laugh at parties nothing too heavy.
but where i play ice hockey proffesionally iv got a random drug test coming up.
i had a 2 spliffs that blew my head off last week. any1 got any ideas how long it will be out of my body

 

Answer by santiago
Submitted on 10/15/2005
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I have not smoked since aug 31 2005 I took a test to day this morning i drunk four ounces of vinegar and drunk some water last night i took a hdt it came out with a very light line but it was not the color the kit sd to look for it was grey when the test sd a rose or red color this was inconclusive. At the testing site I drunk three glass of water do you think I passed?

 

Answer by dadawg
Submitted on 10/17/2005
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I have been clean for over two years, but I know a few things... All types of over the counter flushing can now be tested for the only way to pass a test is to naturally flush your system.Go on a hard diet of no carbs for three days no sugar and no caffine.Then day before you test start eating everything you can to gain weight.Thc is stored in your fat cells if your burn fat it will come out if you are storing fat it will not.....

 

Answer by unknown
Submitted on 10/17/2005
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The problem with all you people is that you don,t smoke enough. What did you think that the video store was going to hire you and no drug test. They don,t want you putting a x rated video in the kids section when you are high.

 

Answer by billy
Submitted on 10/17/2005
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i have the gayest problem out of all of u guys.....
i got high yesturday and i just found out that my greencard drug test is next week...
if i fail i get sent back to russia
im drinking as much water n cranberry juice as i possibly can..
do u guys know a faster way? like if its an emergency?

 

Answer by justin
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I got a drug test like 2 weeks ago n put 4 drops of bleech in my pee.. n i passed the test straight up.. i had been smokin everyday for months before that.. so it mite work. I got a test this past saturday though n did the same n failed it.. so 50/50 chance. Definally don't trust the bleach thing but if thats ur last opposition then do it. peace

 

Answer by peedinmypants
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I just passed my first drug test!!! I quit smoking 4 days before, and drank almost a gallon of water. I am 5'4, 148lbs,and really happy. It took three days for the results to come back, it was the longest three days ever. I hate water, but if I can do it, anybody can!!!

 

Answer by peedinmypants
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I just passed my first drug test!!! I quit smoking 4 days before, and drank almost a gallon of water. I am 5'4, 148lbs,and really happy. It took three days for the results to come back, it was the longest three days ever. I hate water, but if I can do it, anybody can!!!

 

Answer by Erida
Submitted on 10/19/2005
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Yea.. I smoke about hmm... Everyday and as much as I can when I can. And my friend she smoked with me but she has competitions at Fencing, and she needs to have a Urine test. Thing is she misses Mary Jane terribly and she was wondering that if she smoked another few days with me it would affect her test results.. even if drinking lots of water, the testing should occur in 3 weeks.

 

Answer by curtis mayfield
Submitted on 10/19/2005
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If you smoked weed 12 days ago and have a drug test in 7 days what is the likeliness of passing the test

 

Answer by justin 830
Submitted on 10/20/2005
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I have smoked for 3 years I stop bcaues I was
in a car accident and I got locked up but that day I was smoking about a blunt but when
I went in the second day they gave me drug test but the night before I was in my cell room and i was drinking water till I could not even move I sat down and did that I night and the next morning I took my drug test later I came out and was on probation and they told me that I had pass my drug test.

 

Answer by nymphe
Submitted on 10/21/2005
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I'm 5 feet around 98 or 100 pounds,I'm a very active kid and iv been smoking for about 3 months strait, and iv got a drug test in 2 weeks.Will a special drink that clears your system work

 

Answer by teacher
Submitted on 10/21/2005
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I agree with the fellow who said stop smoking and open a book! Pot deceives you into thinking you have accomplished something in life, yet you haven't. How many great ideas have you had while stoned? How many of those ideas have you acted on? Pot leads to creative apathy.

 

Answer by Bossman
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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I've been smoking weed for around, err well to be honest i can't remember!
I don't smoke everyday and i don't even smoke that much when i do its just a relaxation ting ya get me?
Anyway i mainly smoke weed before sex cos i find it makes me so horny! I particularly like smoking it, getting mashed out my brain then giving women oral sex.
If anyone else would like any advice email me...
the_oral_experiment@hotmail.co.uk

 

Answer by hey love
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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i love you not love love but like how god wants us to love each other!!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Blown mo fo
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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will coke or ice speed up the time it takes for weed to get out of your system

 

Answer by php
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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you can find sure jell by the food preservitives in the grocery store

 

Answer by fire head
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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i have smoked for about 7yrs and i have not stop since but since i need a good paying job i should stop it will be hard but F**k it the only way to clean your body is to clear out your closet from all your accessories like you favorite bong, pipes, and blunt wraps

 

Answer by ryan
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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now im 14 and i just got back from NC w/ a friend of mine and we stole 3 ounces frome his grandma well its been a week and we only have about 3grams left can i pass a drugtest in 3 days and wut can i drink to get it out of my system besides water

 

Answer by LA FLACA
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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Well the mary jane will last from 3-30 days it depends how long o how much you smoke the less the less the faster it will go away just drink A LOT of WATER. well take care ALRATOZZ
laflacasurs1d3@aol.com

 

Answer by noname420
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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Okay, I have read all of these retarded, brain fried answers. I have smoked for over 5 years(and counting), I can tell you from my experinces that marijuana can get out of your system in a single(1) day. I smoked the day before a urine test and passed. How did I do it, you ask? Simple, drink a lot of water and examine your pee(sounds sick I know...). If your pee looks like water, I think you should be fine. But look out! I had to take a pee test 3 times because they said my pee was too watered down. Another good way to clear your system is to drink vinagar, pickle juice tastes better and still has a lot of vinagar in it. I also suggest you drink a lot of beer(be of age too please<--lol had to say it)! I think I'm starting to be an alcoholic because I drink so much beer trying to clean my system, that's my excuse anyways.  :)

My doctor told me that marijuana is "fat soluble". That means if you have a high percentage of fat then, most likely, you will have a lot bigger(fatter) chance of being positive for your drug test.<--Positive = Bad.

Another thing, all drug tests, 'do' test the body temperature. And 'most' drug tests check for body cleaning agents, such as "Ready Clean" and most detox pills too.

PS-

All cops suck(OINK OINK)!!! <--HAHAHA

 

Answer by frankie
Submitted on 10/31/2005
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do you ever feel like you cant breath properly wen you smoke weed or fags?

 

Answer by cheeks
Submitted on 10/31/2005
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I have a question there is a drink called Ready Clean and i was wondering if anyone ever took it to get ready for a drug test? If so how long did it take to clean out your system and how many days before your test did u take it?

 

Answer by Cornbread
Submitted on 10/31/2005
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wait i dont know wat to say i smoked 2 L's and i have 2 take a drug test tommorow so i neeeeeeeedddddddddddd help

 

Answer by buzzzz
Submitted on 11/1/2005
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hey i smoke like once everyweekend and i have a drug test comin up in like 2 weeks..pee test..im about 5 7 and 115..how long do you think it will take for me to get it all out of my system?

 

Answer by Longae
Submitted on 11/1/2005
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i smoked double chronic on friday and saturday but haven't smoked since then, i am very athletic and weight 128 how long do you think it will take to get out of my system

 

Answer by Tiz
Submitted on 11/3/2005
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I smoke weed every day in it fill very good it would have you chillin. Weed is not a bad thing people just want some body to not smoke i no everybody say it not cool who sad it was i get me high in i love smoking weed

 

Answer by tompetty
Submitted on 11/3/2005
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i have not smoked in about 4 or 5 months...if i decide to smoke a couple bowls, how long will it take 2 get out of my body?

 

Answer by Jizoint talker
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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Well, I found this website to be quite interesting I especially like the one that talks like or crikey, bloody hell, feking test hahahahhahahah. Anyway I have no answers to any of your problems but the person talking about touching his sister when getting recked together and beating on his parents needs FEKING HELP! Go to your local theripist immediatly Thank You.

 

Answer by joemama
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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IF U WANA GET RID OF WEED IN UR SYSTEM DRINK AS MUCH CRANBERY JUICE AS U CAN!!!!!

 

Answer by Jdogg
Submitted on 11/5/2005
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Hey just a thought, I smoked (heavily) for a long time and went in for a job interview and they popped a surprise drug test on me!! I was dumbfounded because i had smoked the night before, I did what i could do to pass the test and it worked...As i was walking back to the bathroom (knew i was screwed) i thought i could put something in the test, but what? So i looked around the bathroom and the only thing in there was Dial anti-bacterial soap (unscented) so i put 1 drop in the bottom of the cup and peed very slowly (not to foam up), and guess what IT WORKED!!! this test was suppose to tell if you did anything to cover up the results, but that came back negative also, and i passed (go figure) I don't know if this was a fluke but it worked for me!!! :-)

 

Answer by stevo
Submitted on 11/6/2005
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If pot is fat-soluble surely if you try to burn the fat off e.g.: diet/ exercise, would this burn it up faster. Or is the pot assimulated into the cell walls, hows about some blood donation, would that help to reduce the levels? where is brains when you need him ? SMOKING!




 

Answer by Kelly girl
Submitted on 11/6/2005
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  I smoked everyday for 2 years. I stopped 20 days ago and my drug test is negitive. I am 5'8 and 158lbs

 

Answer by Tolero
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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HEY HEY, HEY HEY, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! from what i have heard, if you smoke reefer regularly and stop it should take about a month to clear. if you smoke maybe twice a month or rarely and decide to smoke it will be clear in about a week or two. i also heard drinking lots of water helps. and some cravy thing about niacin and it speeds up the purification because it speeds up your body and the fat is burned which is where the THC is stored. i heard the side effects of that are not very good tho, like pink or red skin for a couple hours and you feel really hot. ive never tried it tho just what i heard. Here is to following the footsteps of our parents!!    -peace, love, and all that-

 

Answer by scduk2002uk
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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im waiting in a call any day to start work,
i used to smoke heavy but now i smoke about 4 non packed joints a day. i take alo vera juice (the big bottle)  im hoping that it will drown any trace of hash in my pee,
drink a big bottle the day before ur pee test.... alo vera juice, get it from any store of holland and barrat good luck hash heads......

 

Answer by Poo Magoo
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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Fruit Pectin is the active ingredient in jello, and used to be used in old cooking recipes for things such as jam or jelly. It can be found at your local grocery store, next to the jello. Look close and you will find it. And its dirt cheap.

 

Answer by Douggystyle
Submitted on 11/8/2005
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Juss move to denver where weed is legal u bastards then u can pine all day everyday
Pine = Smoking the reefer if yall aint from houston then yall prolly dont kno

 

Answer by exsmoke
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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How do i get pot out of my system so i can pass a drug test faster?

 

Answer by the jointater
Submitted on 11/10/2005
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it takes 6 moths for it all to come out of you system i no i smoke since i was 10 i no im stupid but i drank loads of water and (vinager) yuk and it cleared me up comepletly yea!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by the jointater
Submitted on 11/10/2005
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it takes 6 moths for it all to come out of you system i no i smoke since i was 10 i no I'm stupid but i drank loads of water and (vinegar) yuk and it cleaned me up completely yea!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by weed bucket
Submitted on 11/10/2005
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weed is holding me back from getting a real job or even a career, if you do smoke, give it up and live your life, and be happy. Don't let the evilness of weed hold you back!

 

Answer by gemini
Submitted on 11/11/2005
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Weed will stay in your body for one year if they take a sample of your hair

 

Answer by shannonpawz
Submitted on 11/12/2005
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I was a moderate smoker, maybe every other day for about 2 months, before that it was about every day or so.  I had a drug test at exactly two weeks clean, on a Monday.  Saturday and Sunday I drank a LOT of water and also Propel fitness water because of the b-vitamins.  I also ate a lot of food on purpose.  The day of the test, I drank two medium coca-colas.  The clinic I went to had a standard that it couldn't be too dilute, so I waited an hour and a half after drinking the pop.  I totally passed!!!!!!!!!!!! I start work tomorrow, and I no longer smoke.  To all moderate smokers, I hope this helps.

 

Answer by willy
Submitted on 11/12/2005
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i smoke everyday when i get a sack, i blaize it up. i have court on 22nd for mip distrabutation,less than oz,parapfhnaila. what to do iam super stizzoned

 

Answer by magic mushroom
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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i think weed is realy good

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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ive smoked canabis about 20 times and i want to get clean how long will it take ? plz answer me i really need to know

 

Answer by Amber
Submitted on 11/16/2005
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My brother just dies from drugs and you all who say you do them should be ashamed. You should look at how many people actually die every day from and over dose!!! My brother was everything to me. He was my best friend, a father figure, and the best brother anyone could ever have! He died two weeks ago and you all should think before you do! I'm not trying to tell you not to do it, but maybe save some of you from dying!! Think of your family. How they would hurt or the people who care about you. My brother was only 20 and it could happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime!

 

Answer by queen b
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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I smoke when i can and I ante stop-N-

 

Answer by Wynter
Submitted on 11/20/2005
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Try calcium. THC stays on the top of your brain, you can reduce this faster if you decide to quit with calcium, but I am not sure if this will help with a drug test.

 

Answer by klashnikov
Submitted on 11/23/2005
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the THC's in weed remains in your body from 1 to 3 months, in you wanna clean your system fast u should do the following:
1- stop smoking anything even cigerettes
2- drink plenty of fluids (tea is good as it thins the blood)
3- go jogging daily
4- take any herbal medicines which are good for the blood system.....peace

 

Answer by unknown
Submitted on 11/23/2005
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I am 12 almost 13. I weigh about 130 pounds. My dad wants me to get a drug test. Ive smokes pot about 5-7 times. The last time I smoked was about 3 days ago. My test is in about 1 week. Is there anything I can to to pass my test? my e-mail: malia_is_a_babe@hotmail.com

 

Answer by crack-whore
Submitted on 11/23/2005
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it takes about 27 days for the human body to complete its natural cycle, or to completely purge itself of most toxins. I had asscrabs and it took 27 days of cipra to get rid of it.

 

Answer by the medicine man
Submitted on 11/26/2005
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marijuana sucks

 

Answer by weedster
Submitted on 11/27/2005
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yo I'm so high right now!

 

Answer by mimi
Submitted on 11/27/2005
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i hit a joint like three times two days or so before thanksgiving and i just found out that i have to take a drug test in like 3 weeks, i wonder if i'll be okay. it's crazy because i never even smoke and i just did this one time. I'm F***ed

 

Answer by black
Submitted on 11/28/2005
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Mayne look if you want to get marijuana out of your system drink some green tea. Green tea cleans your system. I would say drink about 5 cups for 3 days and you're good. If you do not believe me just look it up. Exercise is also good because you burn fat in your body and since this is what THC sticks to.

 

Answer by yo yo
Submitted on 11/28/2005
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yoyo u c me im only 13 and i got in to smoking weed like 3 month a go but the thing is that ive been smoking aq lot maybe everyday thnx to my dumass friends let me jus tell yall this if u havnt smoked yet dont even try yah its is fun but its not good for u ive tryed quitting but then wen eva i c ma frendz they wana smoke so i jus do it with them and everydae im scared that ma dad is gana take me for a drug test. DONT SMOKE!!

 

Answer by Em
Submitted on 11/28/2005
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I quit smoking for 2 months and i took a bong toke about 9 days ago and i passed my drug test by excercizing and drinking cranberry juice and water. try it.

 

Answer by iamlilcrazy
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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water and cranberry juice I smoke daily and and get tested once a month... I am fairly slim and have a great metabolism but this seems to keep me clean I suggest doing an at home test first to be sure. But since the tests I have religiously been drinking about a gallon of cranberry juice followed by a gallon of water before the test and its been all good.

 

Answer by UnderCoverPothead
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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hmmm lets see.. im a doctor so i know. i smoke weed daily and then go see patients. anyway i smoke like 4 bowls of blueberry nugs a day because i can afford it because you know I am a doctor with bills. Well now Im going to show you the real way to get it out of your system. you get a glass of milk about half way and get limon juice and the other half of the glass and you will feel sick for the first hour or so and then have to go use the restroom and you will be good.

                       Dr.Simons

 

Answer by frosty
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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i been smoking everyday for something like 3 years....i wanna know if all this bulls*** is true cuz i had a blood test when i got my appendix removed and i had smoked the night before....the doctors didnt say sh**.I dont think its cuz they dont give a crap....is it that blood tests cannot even reveal if youve been smoking or not?..or is that notion just some cleverly manifested speculation forced upon the people by the everly supressive Illuminati Bankers???/

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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i smoked weed for 25 years non stop every day when i tested i had 690 grams of thc in my urine i didnt smoke in 11 months and i got tested still came up posotive

 

Answer by nokizs22
Submitted on 11/30/2005
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been told sure gel works mix it with mountain dew shake up well and drink fast. taste ok but gets thick.  everyone i know passes their test.  i'llknow in the morning for sure

 

Answer by Minina
Submitted on 11/30/2005
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My boyfriend smoked for 3 weeks almost every day and he stopped last week, he needs to take the test by the end of this month. Do you think he will pass

 

Answer by Biochemistry Degree
Submitted on 12/1/2005
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READ NO FURTHER! I assure you this information is 100% accurate.  I have a bachelors in organic chemistry and a masters in biochemistry and teach several different chemistry courses at the college level.  For roughly 95%+ of all users it can take anywhere from 3 to 30 days to rid the system of traces of marijuana to a level lower than 50ng per mL which is as strict a level as there is in a laboratory urine test.    As was correctly stated before there are far too many variables involved to place a standard measure on the rate of detox.  50ng per mL is also the standard for almost all drug testing labs using a urine test.  This does not apply to blood or hair.  Go to walgreens or other drug store and purchase the"At Home Drug Test for marijuana" for about $15.99.  If your urine test results in a negative (even a very faint pink line) you are 100% in the clear and have nothing to worry about.  If you get a "preliminary" result for positive you can anonymously send in the remaining sample and they will confirm.  The test is set to measure at 50ng per mL (again the highest standard).  If you do this you can at least rule out a positive with a instant negative result and rest easy.  This home test is exactly as accurate as the lab and utilizes the identical mechanism of detection as the labs.  Good luck!  As for quick detox tricks, well I only speak to that which I am an expert on.  Sorry.

 

Answer by carlos
Submitted on 12/4/2005
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yes i would like to know how to clean my system beforew a week cuz they are going to test me and if i get caught they are going to lock me up! please email em quick at pureinsanity69@aol.com

 

Answer by melissa
Submitted on 12/5/2005
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weed iz ma best frnd... (drooling) who the fuk eva smokes and has msn addy me chickin69@hotmail.com

 

Answer by cox
Submitted on 12/5/2005
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crap juice is a quick way of gettin rid it

 

Answer by Pothead420
Submitted on 12/6/2005
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I'm 13 years old & i smoke weed every day. I started this boy that use to do but he quit after he's mom passed away. he didn't want me to do it so i cut down. i drink a lot more alcohol and pop a lot more pills. Sure gel works because it saved me from being put in Juvenile because i have been on probation for a year and an half. I went out and party  with some friends and I got stoned and drunk so i drunk it just in case. Weed lasts in your system from 3 days up to 30 days. Sure gel, water, juice, cranberry juice is good to drink and if you exercising is really good to do if you are trying to get weed out of your system. No Snoop Dogg isn't stupid what are you thinking and he don't smoke weed like everybody thinks he does, i use to be on a fan site for him but i forgot what the web site is any more.

 

Answer by EngulF
Submitted on 12/7/2005
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Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana)Takes 7-90 days

k thnx bye

 

Answer by trust me
Submitted on 12/8/2005
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Listen the best way of passing a drug test if all that you have been smoking is weed or hashish is to:
1. Drink water like killer amounts of it..close to 4 to 5 litres a day.
2. Consume juices (fresh if available) of antioxidating substances like cranberry etc.
3. Eat fresh fruits like papaya ...they help clean your system.
and of course
4. Cut down on your smoking

 

Answer by mattymatt
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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what do i say if i get caught with weed in school and how long will it take to get out i smoke ever day

 

Answer by lil smokey
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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i dont smoke mj yet but i wont to because i am in pain how do i get some
lil smokey

 

Answer by john molta
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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weed is da bomb

 

Answer by smokenomo
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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Nobody's answered since 04, but hopefully some will still check this out.

Some good answers...some terrible.  Don't tamper with your p unless it's a real product.  Visine doesn't work, bleach will throw off ur pH levels and get detected...
It will stay in ur system 3-30 days give or take a few.  The more fat you have, the longer it will take to metabolize the THC.  
If u have time, exercise until 5 days before the test, then eat fatty foods like crazy till the test.  U can dilute with water (which is what most products do), but too much dilution will cause a false negative.  Get some clean p, buy a concentrate...read up on the net about all this.

 

Answer by foxdownhillrider
Submitted on 12/14/2005
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you have to understand that THC is water soluble, which means it has to stick to something. What it sticks to are fat cells in your body, so the fatter you are, the longer THC is going to stick around. So exercising and drinking a lot of water goes a long way in that regard. Check out

passmydrugtest.com

 

Answer by smart one
Submitted on 12/14/2005
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do speed it gets out of ur system in about three days

 

Answer by Lil Shorty Lo
Submitted on 12/14/2005
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what is wrong with u guys Ur stupid if u didn't do it u wouldn't be worried about no test u retards thx 2 u guys Lil kids r starting 2 do it so when u do it think about littler kids not just Ur self

 

Answer by Duuude76
Submitted on 12/15/2005
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I smoked pretty reg. Stopped on a Fri. Took sum water pills, and drank a sh%* load of water. I passed my p-test on Mon...Then on Tues. I woke up & my urine was neon green. So use water pills only a couple days B-4. And using someone else's urine is hard, cause now they test the temp. of the urine. If it's not the exact temp...U FAIL! Water pills will get U Peein', & lots of water get U flushin'. WATER,WATER,WATER. Force yourself 2 drink as much as U poss. can...GOOD LUCK!

 

Answer by Hazyjay
Submitted on 12/15/2005
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ey yo forget all you punk- a** bit*** that say you smoke the best nug... I smoke the finest trees than all of y'all sycophants, you can touch me!! Get on my level!!...and iam still on probation...what! I've been smokin for 2 years and can still spell and have an esoteric vocabulary. Lastly, who ever said that, "weed controls you and alters your mind negatively" can eat a bowl of di** you square a** bi**h... o yeah... always remember this, get high on yo own supply cause its annoyin when you enter in on my rotation, Especially, when i dont know you, son!

 

Answer by allybabba
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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well ive been smoking for a while now and all of a sudden i have to get a drug test for a new job the last time i smoked was saturday and i gotta take the drug test monday i hope its gonna be out ill just chug some water..lata

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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wow..all of you are ridicules, maybe if you didn't smoke so often you would have nothing to worry about? So in my opinion I hope you do get caught for having weed in your system..it's your own fault for smoking it.

 

Answer by Morphene01
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

 

Answer by yah ya see
Submitted on 12/18/2005
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i got a new car yesterday. i like it alot

 

Answer by DarkAmaranth
Submitted on 12/18/2005
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Ok Pot is fat soluble. Thats why we can cook with it. But it doesn't store in Bodily fat cells because its metabolized. When it comes to Drug Testing what you have to do is to clean your kidneys. Now the best and healthiest way is to drink water and get as many antioxidants as you can. Good sources are cranberries and blueberries. Herbal pills are a good way if your pressed for time (like the test is in a week). A good rule of thumb is however many time you smoke a week it takes that many weeks to be sure its out if you only go cold turkey. With water and other methods just use common sense. And if people misspell things its because there lazy. Laziness isn't a disease you cant catch it. Its just if you are or not

 

Answer by _shorti_
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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at the end of the day weed is good,AND those who choose to smoke it let them do so,theres alcohol n cigarettes which are much worse.difference between the herb n alcohol is,u get a more positive high from skunk.woo!

 

Answer by cOmpLExsO
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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oh ya sit in the sauna or steam room or hot tub sweating alot will help you pass a u/a to

 

Answer by d
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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Regarding how long it takes for THC to leave your body:
First it depends on how often and how much you actually smoke pot. Then it depends on your body weight, fat percentage and what your metabolism is.

THC is stored in fat cells, so you can only estimate how long it will take to be metabolized out of your system.  I ran into a good website that says to estimate how long it will take for THC to leave your system naturally take your weight and divide it by 3, that will give you an approximate date for a daily user.

However, it does not specify for a daily user how much you would actually be smoking.  Another site states it can take anywhere from a few days to up to 11 weeks (I think the later is more of a concern for blood tests).  Hair tests... well, it is going to stay in your hair for as long as you have it... if you stopped smoking 3 months ago, the only the new growth after THC is gone will be clean, the rest of that strand of hair will have it... So, if you grow an inch of hair in a month, it took 1 month for your system to be cleansed of THC, of that 3 inches of growth, only the 2 inches closest to your head will be clean.  If your hair would be 4 inches long, the last 2 inches will still have THC in it.

If you don't smoke frequently, THC leaves the body quicker... I have passed a test after only about 6 days, but at the time, I had only smoked about once in every 2 months.

As for taking things to mask tests... be very wary about this... as time goes by, companies update their tests to include testing for masking agents.  And, if you test positive for a masking agent... then they will automatically fail you.  I read above someone suggested chlorine, bad idea, it can be smelled even before you test it.  Also, the first time I ever took a urine test, there was an attendant at the door, the door had to remain open.  So if that's the case, it won't work at all.  Same if you use someone else's urine.  By the way... if you're going to attempt that, MEN NEVER USE WOMENS URINE!!!  Its a bad idea, hormones alone can give that away.  Much less all those stories you hear about the woman being pregnant.  

There are other products that you can use, but if it's something that is only going to mask the fact that you use, again, be very wary... companies are constantly updating their tests for these products and if you are a very heavy user, you are taking a risk that they will not work regardless of guarantees.  I know people that have failed using "guaranteed" methods.  There are also sights available that claim to remove THC from your system and not just mask it, but believe it or not, they take about as long as abstaining from it anyway.  So, if you want to get a better job or stay out of jail, you really are better off completely abstaining from it.

The state that I live in requires that all failed drug tests are reported.  They also put this on your driving record so for the rest of your life it's listed that you have used illegal drugs.  Besides the fact that you have now risked fines and imprisonment for using pot.  But, hey, alcohol is legal right.

 

Answer by need2pass
Submitted on 12/21/2005
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Hey , i took amphetamine yesterday and have a drug test tomrrow ? will i pass and how can i get it out of my system

 

Answer by Evel
Submitted on 12/22/2005
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Ive been smoking weed for about 20 years now......i smoke about 7 times a day everyday to calm my nerves...when i apply for a new job  i drink a hint of gasoline the day before and when i take my unrine tests there are no traces of marijuana wat so ever.....the doctors do not check for gasoline i asure u....wat the gasoloine does is it burns up the THC produced by weed.....TADA no weed in ur system...now u can get paid

 

Answer by bluntman
Submitted on 12/22/2005
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wow whoever says we are stupid for smoking needs to go out and roll a fatty cuz if you do i can almost guarantee you that that sweet herb is definetly not a bad thing   hell if they can use if far medecine how bad could it really be

 

Answer by ElmoXtrem3
Submitted on 12/23/2005
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have passed every test i have taken (urine) with in 24hrs of smoking. right after your last hit. take 2-3 pills of 500mg time released niacin. every 3hrs that means while your sleeping too.with a full glass of water. one hour before test drink and pee as much as possible. because they have to wait till you can pee before taking test.  but now have blood test coming up in a week going to try same method will try to post results in a week.

 

Answer by 36
Submitted on 12/25/2005
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im on parole an i smoked like 3 bowls how long would that be in my system 4

 

Answer by Pot Smoker
Submitted on 12/28/2005
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hey i'vbeen smoking weed for a year now and i got to take the drug test in two weeks. what is the best thing that i can do plzz email me at dannypenney20@hotmail.com Thanks alot.

 

Answer by jonny
Submitted on 12/29/2005
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ive smoked weed every day for 3 years is it gonna stay in my system forever?

 

Answer by i am 51
Submitted on 12/30/2005
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i am 51 years old and i have been smoking pot almost every day for 30 plus years.for me it took about 90 days before my u/a test was clean.but if you cant go with out that long,go to a  GNC store and get STRIP NATURAL CLEANSER IT COST 55.00 DOLLARS A BOTTLE. you only have to stop smoking for two days.it works.i know i am a cop. good luck.

 

Answer by BlazinInalaska
Submitted on 12/30/2005
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Man i'vebeen smokin since i was 12 i'mnow 25 i'vesmoked everyday jus bout all day and i still passed all my drug test without any pills or pickle juice it's just bout how much water you drink. Not unless i had a crupt P.O lol  

 

Answer by dbyrdman22
Submitted on 12/30/2005
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sure gel at the nearest  kroger its agelatin used to make jelly. its under $2.take 1 hrs befor test,drink 1 1/2 gallons of water.urinate 2 to3 times before your actual test. it will only mask it for a few hrs.it will only cover marijuana!!!!now my question s will it pass a harris county drug acessment through the probation dept,or not?please respond catgirl or someone else knowledgeable. thankz dbyrdman22

 

Answer by Been There
Submitted on 1/3/2006
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I have found a couple of things to be true.  First of all, the pills and drinks you buy at GNC or smoke-shops DO work.  Especially the Total Eclipse, IF you follow the directions.  Second, exercise and lots of water help speed up the cleansing process.  Also, if you have never smoked and smoke like a joint on a weekend, chances are it won't show up on a drug test like a week after.   Keep it Real!!!!

 

Answer by s.
Submitted on 1/3/2006
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smoke weed till yo motha fuggin eyez bleed

 

Answer by coryvorwhler
Submitted on 1/4/2006
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drink bleach lot of water and alchol + vinager+Jello packages and pee alot

 

Answer by fat girl
Submitted on 1/4/2006
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fecknghell

I like your accent. how old are you?

 

Answer by justsmoke10minago
Submitted on 1/5/2006
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whenever i get high like now....im cold and scared....how come its like that?.... is it that im scared?

 

Answer by redneck
Submitted on 1/6/2006
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you can find suregel at walmart, its called Certo its in where the jello is, good luck

 

Answer by Timmy
Submitted on 1/7/2006
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12 hits... Damn..

You never get high your first time.

As for staying in your system, I passed a  blood test after 2 weeks.

Flushing your system with Niacin and/or Vitamin B works. It also works to drink a lot of water and pickle juice.

The higher your metabolism the shorter the time. If you have a high body fat %age then you are screwed, it stays in longer.

Keep that in mind.

 

Answer by Wudoggie
Submitted on 1/8/2006
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Well iv been on probation for about 5 months and i haven't stopped smokeing the green wonder at all ill stop a week in advanced and flush with water and liquor and i allwayz come out clean.

 

Answer by catlady
Submitted on 1/8/2006
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Mix 1/3 cup to 1/2 cup of vinegar in 12 oz. water. Drink 2-3 glasses after smoking or start the next day, eat as many "red" grapes as you can stand, drink LOTS of black tea (nothing added) & drink a lot of water. I am an occasional "weed" smoker & so far this has worked for me...the closest was 7 days after smoking w/a "random" drug test. I passed. A relative was a heavy daily smoker & had 2 hours until being tested. He took an extra dose of HCTZ(diuretic) & drank copious amounts of water. He passed the urine drug test.I think it depends on the strength of what you smoke, how soon you have smoked & how much. When I smoke I only take two or three puffs from a pipe. So far, I have been lucky.I'm afraid of getting caught so now I only smoke when on vacation or when I have a 2-3 day stop time & then start the "recipe".

 

Answer by itsallgood
Submitted on 1/8/2006
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Hey everyone, Im 8 months pregnant, and Im due february 15. The place where I am going to have the baby tests for drugs when you deliver. I stopped smoking about 3 weeks ago... Do you guys think I will pass?

 

Answer by Diamond
Submitted on 1/8/2006
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I have been smokin for about 4 months and i found out that drinkin lots of water, pickle juise, and taking "PECTON" will help you clean you system. I had to go to court and they gave me a pee test  for the next court date and i took "PECTON" drank a lot of water and pickle juise and didnt stop smokin till 16 days before my pee test and i passed...........PS i also smoked like a half ounce in like 2 weeks.......so do wat i say and you may be fine....hope you pass

 

Answer by Oh man
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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Hey all I have a question, if you smoked a blunt like 5 days ago and you have to take a hair sample for a job, and I am not really a heavy smoker do you think I will be clean? I read that THC takes three months to actually rid itself from the human body, does that mean I am screwed??

 

Answer by j-money
Submitted on 1/10/2006
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i have a pee test tomorrow for the navy and i smoked like 2 weeeks ago, but i never really smoke, i wonder what will happen

 

Answer by eyes smokes alota
Submitted on 1/10/2006
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I smoked MJ for the last 13 years, then some f___ head wore a wire on me now im on ISP.I haven't smoked for 32 day, but i still had a bad U.A. today! any one have a ansewer for that?

 

Answer by josie
Submitted on 1/10/2006
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pot is mm mmm good

 

Answer by Ricky
Submitted on 1/11/2006
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If you want to get it out within a day or so get a gallon of water and a tablespoon of bleech and mix and drink all of it
(It will taste like pool water) but believe me its worth it

 

Answer by Billy Stidham
Submitted on 1/11/2006
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i have been smoking weed with my mom all my life and we have sex all the time...  It is so fun..  I like it when my penis gets stuck in her butthole and the cum just goes everywhere...  Damn i love weed, wait i think i might be high right now...  Damn my moms giney is so tight oooooo yeah!  Peace!

 

Answer by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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sure gel is in the part of the store where you can jell or jam yourself, so ask where that part of the store is

 

Answer by Shazza
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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weed... it takes up to about 30 days depends on if your cadbury or not..aka if u get stoned easy as then its more likley to leave the system quicker than it does some1 that has to smoke heaps to get stoned

 

Answer by skater boy
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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weed is a fun drug not a bad one

 

Answer by Dave Chapelle
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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I've got rocks

 

Answer by Only thirteen
Submitted on 1/14/2006
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Umm. Yeah. I just wanted to know how long this stuff stays in you. Cause about age 11 i started smoking and doing pot. Then Achcol came in to the picture. So, now i moved to a different place. I got out of control. So I just wanted to know how long it stays in you. If you know email mee. baby_girl92@hotmail.com thx

 

Answer by it dont matter
Submitted on 1/16/2006
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go to like hobby lobby and buy this stuff called like hydrotoxin i think its called it comes in like a powder and u make it into a milkshake its not gross and it works ive been on probation for the past 5 months and ive smoked the whole 5 months...didnt fail 1 once i only have 1 more month and then im home free

 

Answer by ember rain
Submitted on 1/16/2006
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I have a drug test every three months so I usually smoke for two months and stop smoking for the last month before my test. Its been five weeks and three days since the last time I smoked. Do you think I will pass?

 

Answer by Unknown
Submitted on 1/17/2006
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i love to smoke weed 4 joints a day my name is Josh Cochrane smoke weed it is good for u

 

Answer by steve
Submitted on 1/17/2006
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How long will it take for about 2 grams of marijuana to exit my pee and blood? (i passed around 4 joints between 2 people in one month)

 

Answer by spookie
Submitted on 1/18/2006
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I dont know how to beat the test I was 10 years in black ops and high security G.S. numbered stuff we busted a lot of fokes they all thought they had a way but a gas cromatagraph looks for a part in parts per million its hard to beat but ginsing powder in tea can give the same read and canibis tea will test positive as will the soda

 

Answer by STRAWBERRY
Submitted on 1/18/2006
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GIVE IT 30 DAYS 4 THE GANJA TO EXIT YOURE     BODY TO BE SURE .  IM A DOCTOR I    WOULD KNOW .

 

Answer by Juice
Submitted on 1/18/2006
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hey... I smoke weed about 4 day ago. I wanna know how long will it take to clean my system? Cause I think im going to have drug test like in 2 week? Can i pass it if I drink alot of water?

 

Answer by jo jo
Submitted on 1/19/2006
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Go 2 gmc and get niacin pills. It clean your system  but fallow my steps....
1.take 5 thu 10
2.drink as much as possable (water)

warning:you will start to heat up & break out W/ a red rash for about a hour but it will clean your system

 

Answer by Shamen
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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To pass a urine drug test-  about a few hours before your pee time, fill a pitcher of water, and add 10 drops of regular bleach.  Drink it all -- and try to pee as much as possible- then after drink 1 more whole pitcher of just straighht water without the bleach.  Then pee a few more times - and then go take your test.
I got my results back- clean as a whistle, even though I had done weed and speed the prior week.   Worked for me- but I think i added a few more than 10 drops- i didnt use a dropper - just tried pouring drops out of the cap-  and the first pitcher was hard to drink all down- almost puked a few times,  but I passed the test- and the judge was happy-
worked for me
good luck

 

Answer by meeee
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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HAHAHA omg, your all so funny, and all your stupid answers and questions!!! LMAO. It's only Pot man, chill out and take a hit, it's not gonna kill you. Even if you do get cuaght with it in your system, how much trouble r u really gonna get into, But I guese if you live in the States you'll go to jail for life, but if u live in Canada like I do, You'll just toke with the police. hahaha :P

 

Answer by mememe
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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HAHAHA omg, your all so funny, and all your stupid answers and questions!!! LMAO. It's only Pot man, chill out and take a hit, it's not gonna kill you. Even if you do get cuaght with it in your system, how much trouble r u really gonna get into, But I guese if you live in the States you'll go to jail for life, but if u live in Canada like I do, You'll just toke with the police. hahaha :P

 

Answer by Pea
Submitted on 1/21/2006
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Dont drink & drive.

Smoke green and fly !

 

Answer by tim
Submitted on 1/21/2006
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Visine doesn'twork,neither does bleach or any other additives.It will erase everthing in your urine.To get pot out of your system it depends on several variables.Your weight,amount of use,length of use,if you are heavier it will take alittle longer because it stores in your fat cells.The only sure way to rid yourself without masking your urine is to sweat,drink lots of fluids,and time.It can take 3-7 days if a random smoker of average build and weight.Heavy smokers can take up to a month,some even longer if inactive and fat.So if you want to pass every test out there you will have to follow those simple instructions,also there are your random cheapo screens that can be passed on some of those tricks.All test go on a amount system,which is the ratio of THC to basic body waste.So the less Thc in there the better chance of passing the test.

 

Answer by urduma$$e$
Submitted on 1/23/2006
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dumb asses

 

Answer by Jo
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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ur all crackers. i smoked sum weed last wkend and ive bin told it stays in ur system 4 usually no mor than 30days. lets just hope thats tru cos ive got an army officer medical in just under a month!! but untill u need to b clesn - KEEP SMOKING!

 

Answer by Schmidty
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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I just got fired form my job.. started smoking pot about 3 months ago.. now i am going to pursue a Police Officer career.. can;t get caught with Pot in my system....stupid weed.

 

Answer by Cory Gunz
Submitted on 1/25/2006
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I dont smoke or drink?...i dont know what the f-ck your thinking...my urine is dirtier then the 42nd prison

 

Answer by ca
Submitted on 1/26/2006
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man weed dont stay in ur system i smoked tonight and have a drug test tommrow just drink alot of water so waterr pills amd vinger

 

Answer by wow
Submitted on 1/27/2006
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ummm. I do believe that you are all retarded for even starting to smoke. Say you pass the drug test and you can work at a hospital...well one day you go to work high and do something wrong and kill someone...you cant just say ooops i was high. QUIT SMOKING before you kill someone or even yourself.

 

Answer by stupid
Submitted on 1/27/2006
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Me and my friend smoked 2 days ago on Wednesday. We are getting a drug test on Monday. We only smoked one blunt. We are drinking alot of water and vinegar and exercising, Will it be out of out system by monday?

 

Answer by bigboss
Submitted on 1/28/2006
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you sound like u are just paranoid which most smokers are when they strt....it wont stay in your system very long so dont worry...and odds are you wont be taking a drug test any time soon

 

Answer by bonzo
Submitted on 1/29/2006
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Read the Merck manual. It's a medical dictionary that states clearly in it that it stays in the body's metabolic system for 'up to eight days.'

 

Answer by bonzo
Submitted on 1/29/2006
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I smoked on a thursday (two hits from a bong) and the following friday (a week and a day later) was tested and passed. Golden seal does NOT work and they test for it.Also if you think a test is soon to come try the atkins diet. Zero carbs means you burn the fat cells that retain THC and of course, purge your system with plenty of ANY type of fluids.

 

Answer by Pot chic
Submitted on 1/29/2006
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I smoke weed alot and i mean alot!!!!!!!!!
I am bi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any 1 who wants to contact me call
1 800 kiss my ass

 

Answer by Americas most wanted
Submitted on 1/29/2006
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