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Submitted on 1/23/2004
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how long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?


Answer by head demon
Submitted on 2/1/2004
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well in my case somewhere around thirty seven years. other folks about a month

 

Answer by kisstastic
Submitted on 2/12/2004
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Well if you are a regular user it takes from up to 3-57 days to clear out of your urine whereas it only takes up to 36 hours to clear out of your blood. But drinking plenty of fluids and doing lots of exercise can speed up the process a little!

 

Answer by D
Submitted on 3/7/2004
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well that is some good information, but i was wondering one more thing. Isn't THC stored in fat? and in that case would it stay there until the fat is gone. or does it clear out. I thought that would be good to know

 

Answer by da infamous amg1b.c
Submitted on 3/9/2004
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it takes about 3 to 4 weeks nik*a n make sure ya drink water ya heard n cranberry juice helps 2 aight..... shout out 2 ma crew B.C was really go0d

 

Answer by bLunted
Submitted on 3/10/2004
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yea well you no ive gotten in trouble for this a lot so i would say about a month so drink a lot of water and vinager!

 

Answer by happypinkhippy
Submitted on 3/19/2004
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     THIS IS FOR PEOPLE UNDER 180 POUNDS
first time ever- 3-5days
one a month 5-8 days
2 more a month- 15-20 days
once a week 25-30- days
2-3 times a week- 32-36 days
daily 35-49- days

exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... drinking water is good but u have to do it before the drug test because all that water does is screws up the test. Vinager and cramberry juice does nothing too because they are not fat sulable and THC is stored in fat!!

 

Answer by T-Love
Submitted on 3/24/2004
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I wish I can tell U (HA HA)

 

Answer by Roman
Submitted on 3/26/2004
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damn i really need to new this answer because i got to take a drug test i been drinking alot of water and its been like a week ago so will i pass

 

Answer by bebe
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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It takes me about a month to get all the THC outta my sytem... drink like 10 glasses of water a day and 2 table spoons of viniger a day till your test.ooo.. and right before take 4 pakets of jello and mix it with a cup of water and drink it like a hour beforer... i sware by it! :)

 

Answer by AWindowPane
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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Almost everything I read on here was wrong. Don't drink vinegar unless you are trying to clean out amphetamines. THC will remain in your bloodstream for at long as it is in your fat cells. The THC is stored in fat cells, but can be released into the bloodstream, where they are can be lost more quickly. However, having a lot of THC in your bloodstream the day of the test is BAD, as that is also how it gets into the urine. The best course of action is get as much THC into the bloodstream as possible up until about 2-3 days before your test. And then you want to do the opposite, and make sure everything left in there stays in the fat cells. It might be better to wait up until maybe a day and a half to a day before to stop, but in my opinion better safe than sorry. Especially if you have a low body fat content to start with. A high fiber diet will help, as one type of metabolite is reabsorbed through the intestines and will bond with some binding acids in your crap. Vitamin Lecithin is supposed to help move THC from fat cells to the bloodstream. I also remember hearing something about using Lipotrophics. Very credible sources have also claimed that taking 3-4 Aspirin an hour before the test will interfere with an EMIT test (the less accurate and cheaper test, usually done first as a screen) and cant be detected. If you feel you need to dilute your sample to have any chance in hell, eat a lot of red meat for as many days as possible before the test, 3 days being the desirable minimum. Also, at least the day before and day of, take vitamin B-2 and B-12, often found in "B complex" I've also toying with an idea involving fasting, but I'm not sure if eating and consuming fatty substances is bad or good.

 

Answer by mr man
Submitted on 4/3/2004
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im in 8th grade and went to a school dance high.. it was only my 3rd time getting high and somehow the teachers found out.. im skinny and have a fast metabolism and i very rarly smoke pot.. how long is it going to take for it to be out of my system and what should i do to help it go faster?

 

Answer by Me again
Submitted on 4/5/2004
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Teague tatsch says it takes 8 months

 

Answer by rookie6767
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I'm 5'5" and weigh 120. I was a daily user untill 2 weeks ago when I decided to quit. About how long will it take to clear my system.

 

Answer by JKKLdjkl
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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People with aim im rlaxin2much3 please

 

Answer by Katiliyna420
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I would say that drinking half a cap of bleach with water will clean out your system

 

Answer by jsdkfjdskldfj
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Please call 315 686 1077

 

Answer by The Jones
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Look I work for job corp which is a government program and they concluded it takes about 24-30 days to clean your system nomatter how much or how little a person use's Things like nicion only give you a window of time and can be dected

 

Answer by Jbizzle
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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Im like 5'11 and 230 will how long it does it take to completly get out. I have like a drug test in 8 weeks do i have before i have to stop smoking.

 

Answer by nik
Submitted on 4/13/2004
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Is there a test that can prove you are a long time pot user?

 

Answer by Tank
Submitted on 4/16/2004
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I am 6'1" and 145 pounds.  I was a daily user.  I quite on about April 10 and have to take a urine test around May 10th.  I have been drinking alot of water.  What are my chances of passing the urine test and what should I do to pass?  Please address your reply to Tank so that I know that you are replying to my questions.  Thanks.

 

Answer by pretty boy
Submitted on 4/18/2004
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you guys are all suckers who cares if you get caught, they are not goin to do anything and if they really care then you shouldn't be puttin yourself around them anyways if you are such a little mary then just stop smokin thats the best way not to get caught

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 4/19/2004
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I'm in diversion classes for an MIP i got. I was a daily pot smoker up untill the time that I quit. I've been taking drug tests every 2 weeks. It's been 10 weeks and I still have traces in my system, and I cant get out of the class until i'm clean. I'm 6ft 210 lbs. Aparently i'm the slowest at getting rid of this thc that my group leader has ever seen. For over the last 2 weeks, it went down from 18 pts to 12, and i havn't been smoking at all. I exercize and drink water. Be ware, pot doesn't go away quickly for all people. I just bought a gallon of cranberry juice, and i have a week befor my next test were i hope to finaly be at zero so i can leave this f...ing class! Please tell me that cranberry juice does work, cuz it was like 7 bucks.

 

Answer by ky
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Actually.. I have a question. yesterday (4-20) I got high form y second time in a year or so. I found out that I have to have surgery soon on my knee and they need a urine sample..what the hell am i supposed to do!!! Help I don't know anything about this.


 

Answer by Halbert7
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Don't trip about your sample for sugery. Even if it shows up chances are they won't say anything about it, I had an operation on my knee as well and was in the same situation but all they are really looking for is any health problems, not smoking problems. But one thing I know works that no one has put on here is pickle juice. 20oz of pickle juice 24 hrs before your test will help a lot. It has worked for me everytime and I am on probation. Hehe

 

Answer by jet
Submitted on 4/22/2004
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i smoked for 3 days, saturday, sunday, and on tuesday, 4/20 and have been clean before that for about a month or so, and have a drug test coming up in a few days, like 2 or 3 maybe 4 tops, ive been drinking lots of cranberry juice and taking niacin pills, and antioxidants, think ill be clean in time, and if not got any ideas?

 

Answer by stoned
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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why dont you just go buy some of those drinks from a head shop. drink one a couple hours b4 ur test and you will come up clean. its even guaranteed

 

Answer by Lowa
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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I smoked for the first time ever 9 days ago, and I only took like 3 hits. I had to take a test today, will anything show?

 

Answer by NElmzie
Submitted on 4/27/2004
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Dude i have drug test coming up real soon like a month...and im freaked out...what shoudl i do!..i smoked alot of pot in the past month and i need to get it out quick. Is there anyhting i could buy to rid my system of it

 

Answer by ladybeeh
Submitted on 5/1/2004
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My friend has a drug test coming up in 3 weeks me and her just smoked a blunt yesterday and people keep saying drink cranberry juice, vinegar, water and pickle juice and other people say don't do those things, by then i was completely confused so i did some research. Drink lots of water but don't drink as much water the day before because that might cause suspicions. It regularly takes 3 to 4 weeks or 24 to 36 days depending on your height and weight.Since THC is stored in fat cells exercise regulary. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YA GOOD LUCK!!!

 

Answer by Smokey Mcpot
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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DO NOT drink bleach. Not even if you mix it with water... moron.

 

Answer by Smeagol
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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i have a drug test tomorow.  i smoked 2 weeks ago for 3 days in a row.  ive been drinking 3 glasses of water a day since then and im about 115 lbs. do you think i have a chance at passing? if not what should i do?

 

Answer by yodog
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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Yo just keep drinkin water and vinigar thats all i amoke 24-7 and i a on probation just keep on smoking every day all day

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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hey guys i smoke alot and in 3 days i have a UA you think drinken water would really help me i smoke about 2 weeks ago. tell me what i should do.

 

Answer by duff
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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I have a test in 3 weeks and haven't smoked since 4/29 and it was only my 4th time will i be clean by the test and does Niacin really work?

 

Answer by sukie019
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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so i am 5'6" about 150 and I smoke yesterday and have a drug test in 2 weeks.  what do you recommend I do besides drink a lot of water b/c i really need to pass it. I don't smoke 24/7, I maybe do it once a month.

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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someone tell me how long weed stays in your system if im 110 ibs with a fast metabolism. come on somone accualy answer this!!! please

 

Answer by Smokemommie
Submitted on 5/4/2004
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DT IN 7 DAYS... Can someone please tell me the best way to clean my system in 7 days if I smoke blunts everyday.?.?  PLEASE HELP!!!

 

Answer by Pass the Dutchie
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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To that dumbass who said to drink Bleach, I hope you realise that it's CORROSIVE, which means it contains molecules that eat through your flesh?

Yeah, how about you just don't talk anymore.

I suggest Ginsing and Cranberry juice consumption prior to the test.

Good luck.

 

Answer by chronic dawg
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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water and time are the best I've found.  I could use some ideas to clean out. ANY IDEAS?

 

Answer by maryd
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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Buy some Ready Clean - worked for me.  Can't smoke 48 hrs before test.  Drink ready clean 1 hour before test.  

 

Answer by brit is sweet like cotton candy
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I am so freaked I think my mom suspects me of getting high because my eyes were freaky, but I am a kid so who cares? I recomend you getting someone elses pee and putting it in your bra like in a bottle or something and if you are a guy best of luck, hey that is what my sister did!!!! (WHEN i was clean)!!!!!

 

Answer by Al
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I have been researching and conducting many experiments through out the months. I have tested cranberry pickle and tomato juice, suprisingly tomato juice has worked in 9 out of 10 of the variables. One person experimented on has smokes 3 days prior to taking the tomato juice and it flushed his urine.

 

Answer by LayzieJon
Submitted on 5/6/2004
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Marijuana stays in a person’s system for about a week. If a person is a heavy marijuana user, that is four or five marijuana cigarettes per day, and a daily user, the marijuana stays in the system longer.  Marijuana is fat soluble.  It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs. In a heavy user Marijuana can be detected sometimes a month after use.

 

Answer by Hawaiian Punch
Submitted on 5/9/2004
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Hey guys.... read all your comments... thanks alot... for the dumass you said drink bleach... you're a freakin' idiot... you wanna die. anywho, im applying for a department of education job here in hawaii as an educational assistant. Don't know if they are gonna do drug test, and if they do, IM SCREWED... arggh.  I smoke weed everyday... one joint for the morn, the other for the lovely sleep... i need help, and im willing to quit(for awhile.) first, you guys think i should be worrying about a drug test... and if i do have one... you think god will be on my side lol... what should i do?

 

Answer by REDSKINSMAN
Submitted on 5/10/2004
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I AM 38 YEARS OLD AND DO ATLEAST 10 BONG HITS A DAY! I QUIT FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN I SMOKED AGAIN FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND I HAVE TO TAKE A DOT URINE TEST ON JUNE 6! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN A WEEK SO WILL I BE CLEAN BY JUNE 6 IF I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE? NEED HELP

 

Answer by CheX
Submitted on 5/11/2004
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Im 5'10ish and 150
i  only smoked pot once probably about early april or something...now i have a test this week may 15....will TCP be out of my system?

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 5/12/2004
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I have a physical tomorrow and i smoked only for the second time like 3 weeks ago and i only took about 3 or 4 small hits...im so nervous because i keep getting different answers on how long it takes the marijuana to leave my system...they're making me pee and i need some ACCURATE ANSWERS!!!

 

Answer by deejay
Submitted on 5/13/2004
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all you have to do is drink alot of water and take 4 niacin pils 1 every hour.

 

Answer by SMOKE
Submitted on 5/18/2004
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MAN I TELL YOU LIKE THIS IRMA 33 I BEEN Smoking Ever SINCE I WAS NEE (HIGH) I  JUST DECIDED TO quit i drunk a milk jug of water ever 4 hrs i visit the nearest smoke shop n tested my dam self which i past to get a job i was tested at a lab n past now iam working making $15 hourly drink lots of water n exercise 21 days i was clean i put that on my hood plus i got a blunt in my mouth as i type .....

 

Answer by Slayer4life
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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i just smoked pot today how long before i clesr my system cuz i need a job and they give drug tests

 

Answer by erica
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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I just need someone to clarify, it gets out of your bloodstream quicker than your urine?

I am applying for a job at a hospital and I think they do a urine and blood test.

I have never ever ever smoked in my life until this past month. GO FIGURE. And now my mom wants me to get this job. I smoked 4 times in the passed three weeks, should I do the exercise and water, pickle juice, vinegar thing?

 

Answer by tytechortz
Submitted on 5/20/2004
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for a first time user, will he pass a test in 2 weeks?  I've heard anything from 5 to 12 days, but I'm not sure.. Thanks!

 

Answer by the expert
Submitted on 5/22/2004
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the best thing that any of you can do is go to a store such as gnc and get a bottle of herbal clean... they have pills but the liquid is the best. i work at a health food store and can testify to this personally. this product is usually garunteed... if you're not sure talk to an expert... but trust me this is much more reliable then any of the home remedies.

 

Answer by Mig-Man
Submitted on 5/29/2004
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I was a regular user, like heavily every weekend so i just decided to quit. I'm hoping to join the army but heard they do specialized drug tests from your spine is this true? If yes how long would it take to get out of my system? If no would they do more accurate drug tests anyway? I also took pills but like over a year ago is this detectable? Also are shrooms detectable but i haven't done them for like a  year? Someone please help with reliable answers!

 

Answer by probation
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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hey im on probation and my P.O could ask me to drop at any time but i realy wanna smoke (like everyday haha) so any schedule sugestions for smoking

 

Answer by pothead4ever
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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ive herd of drinking lots of tea will clean u out good if you have ever had a few glasses of iced tea u have proaly knoticed u have to pis liek a race horse

 

Answer by silvermouthgator
Submitted on 5/31/2004
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what up?I'm 17,and I'm 6'2 and weight 200 pound all muscle.the last time i smoke weed was on 4-24-04.and i had to quit cause I'm getting a job where they do drug testes.what should i drink.will it be out of my system in July.

 

Answer by Helpful friend
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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Ok.. listen, nobody knows about green tea.. drink it alot before your test, it makes u crap.. pee and everything, but be sure to mix it with honey for da extra flavor.. haha, but i swear this works

 

Answer by sueh211982
Submitted on 6/12/2004
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hey guys i just got drug tested for court on June 1 and its just now June 12 the last time i smoked was April 1 and they still found traces in my system I'm 5'6 and 145 pounds so it does take alot of time to get out of your system but a good way to clean yourself out by deadline is green tea and lots of it with no sugar and worm. try it it works for my girlfriend why wouldn't it work for you? I'm even doing it now cause i get tested again on the 29 of this month, by the way my cannabinoids/creatinine ratio was 3.4 ng/mg

 

Answer by joshmack
Submitted on 6/14/2004
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Regarding the magic mushrooms....
Although I'm uncertain as to the extent to which the armed forces administers their drug tests, I've never heard of a drug test that checks for psilocybin (the chemical found in psychoactive mushrooms).  Also, if you've done the mushrooms about a year ago, I certainly don't think the psilocybin would show up anyway (mainly because your body works to expel it much as with THC).  Of course, as some others have mentioned, hair folicle testing can calculate the likelihood of a participant taking certain (not all) drugs in the past.  However, I've had more friends than one who joined the armed forces after using marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, and probably a few other things as well prior to enlisting.  I don't think you should worry about it too much....except for the fact that they'll ask you under oath if you've ever done it!  lol

 

Answer by xXxADHxXx
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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if ur bringing ur pee in and if ur a guy just tape itto the top of your *schlonge* in a little bottle and then just zip open...... unscrew and pour it in like your peeing.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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hello.... i have to take a drug test in 3 to 4 weeks... i have been drinking a LOT or water and running about 3 miles every day... i am taking the lowest form of the drug test... can some one please help me and tell me if what i am doing will help me pass the test and if there is anything else i can do to help get THC out of my system in 3 to 4 weeks... please someone help me

 

Answer by hellagood21
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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I just want you to know that 1 teaspoon of cloves, 1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea will rid your system of even the most extreme toxins.My dad is a doctor and a pothead so that is how I know.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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ok sweet... thanks... but how much do i drink of it... like 2 times a week and how much like a cup at a time... thanks for the info i hope it works

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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dam that stuff task so bad i hope it works... all that garlic makes me want to gage...lol... but i hope it works and how much am i soppose to drink of it?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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i smoke everyday and i got a pee test in 10 days what do i do?

 

Answer by court
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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well, i smoked 2 times in June and I have a urine test on July 27. I excersie daily and I drink water but I am still scared do you think that I will be clean?

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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dude you will be clean if you only smoked two times trust me you will be fine :)

 

Answer by kelly93
Submitted on 6/30/2004
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Help, I have been smoking about a bowl a night for about 3 weeks.  I am getting a drug test next week what should I do.  I am 5'4" 120lbs.  

 

Answer by 420
Submitted on 7/1/2004
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I go to school on a remote island and have a drug test in about 3 months, i'm about 6'1 and 74 kg will i be rid of all traces of cannabis? I smoke every week, sometimes up to seven joints of pure pot (not blunts) and sometimes do bong hits. PS please remember I live on an island and it is difficult to get stuff like cranberry juice.

 

Answer by Disgorged
Submitted on 7/2/2004
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I have to stop, I can't think straight anymore i need to get it out of my head hwah..... by the way u guys can buy this bottle called 1 day detox..... i think u drink it at night then wala the next day ull be clean from everything and u go for the test with ur balls in ur pant not at home

 

Answer by Sabiandrummer
Submitted on 7/4/2004
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I'm fat and i smoked pot like on may 5th will i be clear by August cuz im taking a phisical.

 

Answer by JohnieJ
Submitted on 7/5/2004
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I smoked for the very first time about 2 weeks ago only took about 5 or 6 hits, then my mom just got me a job and in 3 days from now I have to take a drug test. I have been drinking alot of water,pickle juice,tomato juice, and I exercise daily. Will I be clear for the test? I'm 6'0 140lbs.

 

Answer by s0ulf1re
Submitted on 7/7/2004
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Some advice for cleaning out your system-

* Drink LOTS of water.
* Exercise (Long bike rides or walks).
* Eat healthy foods.

Do those 3 things up until the day before the test (give yourself the day before the test to just rest and relax).

Of course, those 3 things will help a great deal on removing THC from your body, but without doing those steps, depending on how fit you are and some other variables, it usualy takes up 20-30 days to rid your system of THC.

Good luck on everyone's tests!


 

Answer by The way to do it
Submitted on 7/8/2004
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I agree with the advice for cleaning out your system. I was a daily user of high potency stuff for 8 months straight. I cut back to weekends only by early 5/04. I last smoked on 6/6/04. I took Herbal Clean from GNC for 9 days starting 6/20/04. They advertise it as a 7 day thing, but include enough for 9 days (Don't waste your money -it's bogus!!) I followed their program, taking 3 pills @ 8:30 or 9am and 4 more around 7pm. For the 9 days I ate only albacore tuna w/fat free mayo, whole grain bread, tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, peanuts & fruits. I drank @ least 7 gallons of water, a little cranberry and prune juices, but nothing else -no alcohol. I jogged, worked out & excercised like a madman to sweat my arse off (sweating bullets is more like it).
After the third day on the Herbal Clean I couldn't poop hardly @ all -it caused me to get backed up. I got kinda scared. The second to last day I finally squeezed out a small loaf. I was back to normal after I stopped taking the pills.
I tested negative on 7/3/04.
Here's what I've learned. Don't take any detox stuff. They're all bogus. If you take a masker -it will show up! The only way to get it out is to STOP SMOKING & EXERCISE to speed your metabolism & eat lowfat or no fat & drink lots of water & cranberry. You want to poop a lot, but be careful of using laxatives -you can damage your body.
I'm in good shape to start. I did lose a few pounds, but the important thing is that I passed the test. I found out that thc only stays in a normal body for about 30 days for regular users in fat their cells. If you smoke once or twice a week it takes about 15 to 20 days. If you've only done it once it's gone in a few days. Whatever the case, don't waste your money on pills -they don't work. Your body will expel thc on it's own through solid bowel movements, sweat and urinating. Good luck everyone!!

 

Answer by Binka1
Submitted on 7/13/2004
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I need to take a hair test and I only smoke about once a month.  I haven't smoked in over a month.  Any positive news for me?

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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i only inhaled some smoke like 4 days ago..i just got home from up north and i have a physical 2morrow..will they check for weed in my urine test? if they do will it show up?

 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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my friend told me it takes up to 3 months but i'mnot sure can u plz tell me the right answer....

 

Answer by nick420
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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drug tests are a cakewalk..i smoked everyday for 7 months straight and within 2 weeks i passed i drank 2 liters of water a day for 2 weeks and i was fine..dont worry about it just keep rollin them reefers

 

Answer by adam
Submitted on 7/18/2004
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Hi... got a drug test in about 2 weeks... however, i had 5/6 hits on a joint (draw)... will it be out of my system in 2 weeks?.. PLEASE HELP.. Thanks.. adam..

 

Answer by Lt.Ice
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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LOL Dont drink bleach ever.. Pickle Juice, Cranberry Juice, and Water is the way to go.. Drink water until u puke and even then dont stop drinking water.. i just smoked and im leaving and dropping on thurs. its monday.. :D another thing is vinegar kills fat cells and THC is stored in fats cells use common sense of course it will work but then again im 20, i weight 140. so it should be alittle easier for me.. i have like no fat cells. niacin is also something to look into which are metabolism pills, (vinegar and cidar) which can kill fat cells without having that insanly nasty taste of vinegar to a minimum.

 

Answer by mikell
Submitted on 8/5/2004
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hey if your so worried about getting caught don't smoke but what i live by is "Live your life out to the extreme" so if you want to smoke go ahead. I didn't know why people smoke until I tried it and know i understand so do what you want just know your not alone...

 

Answer by smoky jebear
Submitted on 8/6/2004
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I think some of you people must smoke crack to come up with some of these ideas.

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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hey i herd if you put 2 drops of bleach in your water

 

Answer by infinite
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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i smoked 2 bowls OF WEED  like 4 months ago now i have a urine test because i got expelled from school and i bike like 3 miles every week and drink a gallon of water a day I am 5-1  130 will it show up in a test

 

Answer by razberrytwisted
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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I smoked for like 3 weeks straight, everyday and then quit for about 2/3 weeks. I had about 5 hits from a bong last night, and i have a pee test in about a week. Will it still show up? and how do i get rid of the THC?

 

Answer by JESSIE O6
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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HEY YALL I HAVE A PHYSICAL TOMMOROW ANDI HAVE SMOKED WEED FOR LIKE 1 WEEK AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET IT OUT? HELP ME I HAVE DRANK WATER APPLE JUICE PICKLE JULIE AND CHOIRIENE HELP ME PLEASE

 

Answer by TOTALly CONfused CDRDLZ
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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WEllllllll
this page is useless. does anyone here hvae anything to back up what they say. im gettin drug tested tommorrow morning. thx for nothin

 

Answer by lil maine
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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i got a drug test in like 1 week and i drink lots of cranberry juice and my pee comes out clear lately is that Good sign  holla back            

 

Answer by AirForceWomen
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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I joined the Air Force recently, and I just to smoke dank like everyday then i cut down then i stopped for like 4 days then i smoked again. How long will it take to leave my system? I was a drug test for the Air Force coming up and I'm not sure if its a urine sample, a hair sample or what but i need some help. Thanx yall

 

Answer by sean
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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hey.... i BAREYLY took 1 hit from a bubbler... but i mean this thing was the size of a bb...... i have a physical 36 hours after i did it.... if i drink watter and blah blah all the things u said, will i be cool? and also, in a sports physical, they check for drugs right?

 

Answer by green girl
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system on average about a month. The amount of time it stays in your system depends upon the amount of body fat you have and how much and how often you smoke it. Drinking lots of water helps you get it out as well as a lot of exercise. But if you just smoked a big one, and your drug test is tomorrow, your going to need to do more. First off, stop smoking right away, things are already bad enough, then try to stay away from a lot of fatty foods and alcohol. Also, make sure you eat a lot of fiber. Non of this will guarantee that you pass the test but when it is combined with a cover up drink that you can often buy at your local head shop there will be no need for doubt. I can't say that every drink out there works, but I've gone through a situation like this and know that they do sell drinks that work. The drink I used had an incredibly high amount of fiber in it, like twelve time your daily value needed. If you follow the directions on the back of the drink you should pass. The fiber is what is responsible for hiding the evidence. Also make sure your drink comes with a guarantee on it that says if you don't pass you get your money back, because it cost around thirty dollars, so it better work.

 

Answer by veronica
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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I took about four or five hits off a joint last night- I haven't smoked in 6 months, that was the first time, I have a drug test for a job on Monday, What can I do?

 

Answer by wow
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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i was on parole and i smoked the only way to pass a test if you smoke is to hide it with a drink you get at a head shop you could smoke the day of the test and still pass trust me its like 45 bucks a bottle but it works all that other stuff does not work been there done that or just dont smoke alot of water cranberry juice vinegar please try that and you will fail dont be cheap and buy the drink

 

Answer by pot smoking hero
Submitted on 8/18/2004
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i no it sounds gross but if u have half a cup of your own urine it will flush it out of your system in days. I no this sounds untrue and sounds gross but it really works

 

Answer by sampras7
Submitted on 8/24/2004
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I hit a fat blunt on the 14th of august, just wondering if i would be ok if i got tested next week. It was the only time i smoked in the month of august. I get tested for athletics at my university. But for the next couple days we're going to run and sweat and drink water like crazy, as we get into shape. You think i'mstraight?

 

Answer by Ty
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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Hey, ive got this friend who smoked weed like a week ago and he has a drug test cumin up soon and he keeps taken this pill thats makes him sick as hell but it supposedly cleats his hole system out in 1 day.... is it safe fer him!? im wurried he duz this EVERYTIME he smokes... HeLp

 

Answer by newuser
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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i have a qustion i took 3 hits off a joint and i have to take a drug test this was like 2 weeks ago how do i get it out. please answer this i need to know.

 

Answer by yoman
Submitted on 8/26/2004
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I usally somek once in a blue moon 2-3 times a month and i have a drug test monday 5 days
last time i smoke was some resin on wensday and have a drug test (urine) monday what should i do..

Weight: 145
Hieght: 5'9"

 

Answer by maz
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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the new tests r more expensive to use but much more expensive.  the vitamins in your blood (including thc) go to your fat toe nails and anything else taht is still growing or can have vitamins stored in them.  such as hair...this is the newest test...they can take 1 string of hair and if u have smoke pot in any time that peive or a part of taht peice of hair was attached...u will test positive.  this test is rarely used because most doctors dont have the equipment and it is much more expensive.  so if u gotta be sure that ur not gonna get tested for it to come up positivee...shave ur head.

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out a lot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out alot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by confusion
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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i have a question, Im really mixed up, when your told to take a drug test does this also include alcohol? Isn't alcohol considered a drug? i had a drug test 2day but i drank about a 22oz of beer just yesterday and i urinated 4 times before i went for the test and was told i didn't have 2 worry but now Im wondering if i should be also its been about 42 days since Ive smoked weed but i took one pull on Mon.  ive been drinking water constantly and two table spoons of vinegar ever since thinking that i did not have to take this test for another 3 weeks. are they gonna detect ne-thing?..... And i am not a heavy drinker or smoker.. Please Im really CONFUSED can some one help me out?

 

Answer by Cynthia
Submitted on 8/28/2004
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All right, most of these answers are pretty much the same but no one has really asked about side smoke. what if your friends do it around you (like they hotbox the car with you in it)...Will it still show up in my test even though I stopped using it about 2 weeks ago and have to take the test anytime from here until 3 weeks from now? PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!! P.S.(just in case) I'm 18, 98lbs,5'3" with a very fast metabolism

 

Answer by laced
Submitted on 8/29/2004
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let me just tell you all--that i got a new job and had to be drug tested right before starting..so about a month ago, i stumbled upon this site--wondering if it would be possible for me to pass my drug test in a month...you all said yes, so i thought i was set...YOU ARE ALL TOTALLY MISINFORMED...straight up, let me just tell you that i'm positive that for a regular pot smoker it takes 77 DAYS for your system to clear! if you are just a once in a great while user, it will take you about 3 to 4 weeks. I failed my drug test and the doctor told me straight up, so now you know for sure

 

Answer by Long time user
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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I dunno for sure.  I've heard of a number of things such as frequent use of Goldenseal root helps, but can be detected on tests.  Incidentally, you could just say you use it to boost your immune system, because that is what it is for.
I do know that poppy seeds can cause a false positive on a test as well.  They proved it on Mythbusters.
Good luck on your tests, (and wish me luck on mine!)

 

Answer by Smokey the bear
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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i need some help if any one can, i smoked a joint to my head and 2 more joints with 2ppl and i smoked a bowl yesterday, i smoke everyday a lot, i dont know when my drug test is coming but i started to drink water, how many 500ml bottles do i have to drink in order for the thc to get outta my system do u think? i really need some help so please help me.

 

Answer by pot is my friend
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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CANNABIS. The cannabis constituent that produces the high is called Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (Delta-9-THC, widely known as THC.) Delta-9-THC enters the bloodstream rapidly after smoking (in minutes) or more slowly when ingested orally (20 minutes to 1.5 hours). It is rapidly metabolised into inert molecules known as metabolites. These chemicals also have the word Tetrahydrocannabinol in them and are called THC, which can be quite confusing. Delta-9-THC is detectable in the blood for a few hours, but none of this active chemical is found in the urine or stored in the fatty tissues such as the liver and brain. What is frequently described as THC'slingering in the body fluids and organs are metabolites of Delta-9-THC, the inert substances that the body disposes of in the urine and excrement, in much the same way as it disposes with Vitamin A. It is these that are detected in the body organs and urine, long after the effects of Delta-9-THC have worn off. These metabolites can linger more than 90 days in some cases. For occasional users, an average of 13 days was recorded. Some people had metabolites detectable for just three days; others found the substances still in the urine after up to 29 days. But a positive body fluid or hair test for cannabis does not mean that the person was under the influence of the substance, or impaired in any way at the time the specimen was collected. All it tells the tester is that the person may or may not have ingested cannabis in the recent past.

 

Answer by naturalcause
Submitted on 9/2/2004
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I agree that herbal clean doesn't work, I tried it and did it just as it instructed. I had gone 11 days with out herb and did 2 flushes and I failed it and lost a state good job.
I am going to try again for the same job, it will be about 2 months smoke free when I retest. I'm 5'1 and 165lbs. so the fat cells are against me, I have and under active thyroid which doesn't help.
my best advice is to quit long before you test. each body is different.
I do have 1 question for the doctors kid,
does flushing heavily right before testing just put more out of your system and into the urine? maybe that's the problem.
Good luck to all, and God Bless America
PS. life long user for 26+ years

 

Answer by gcirca1
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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im not sure if this actually works but i'veheard just take 3 centium a-z pills a day for a few days and it should not show up. im not sure if this works but my friend did some weed a day b4 he had gotten checked, and it didnt show up soo maybe that works

 

Answer by smokie
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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I have been smoking everyday for about a year and half heavy and i might have to take a drug test in like a week or 2 i stopped smoking about a week ago how long will it take to get out of my system and what can i take to get it out i am 6'0 and about 190lbs

 

Answer by uncle jay 7000
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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can a school give you a drug test w/o parents permission??

 

Answer by chuck
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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hey i have been smokin weed like the hole summer every day and then i got caught. my parent r testing me monthly. myquestion is if smoke 5 days after the beginning of the month will i be ok my the end of the month like 22 days

please give a correct anwser because if i test possivtive im getting kick out of the housethehouse P.S im 5 6'' and wiegh 130

 

Answer by Beanie
Submitted on 9/8/2004
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There's something you all can buy at GNC, just go there and ask for something to "clear out your system".  Usually there are some pretty cool people working there, so you can just tell them that you smoked up a couple days ago or whatever and you need to take a drug test in a couple days.  There's a big bottle, I don't know what it's called, but it tastes nasty...comes in grape and cherry flavor and its like $50.  You drink that the day of your test, and provided you didn't smoke 3 days before that, you'll pass the test.  Good luck. Oh, and whoever said drink bleach?! DON'T DO IT!! Especially you, the 8th grader - go grab some stuff at GNC! It works 100% !!!!

 

Answer by Pickledog
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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I've only 'not passed' a drug test once. This was from a random drug test ( those assholes! ) at work. They tested me on the spot,said it was inconclusive, and said it needed to be sent to a Lab--I quit anyway. I smoke one hit every weekend. This test was 5 days later. Here's some more info : I use to smoke a hit a day. I quit for almost two weeks. I barely passed. By two weeks, it was gone. More info : twice, I had a couple hits on a Saturday. I took three 500 mg Niacin ( makes your skin itch ), half gallon of cranberry, and then a crapload of water, and a couple more niacins the night before the test-----passed. I'm getting tired of Niacin. I've all but quit, already. I hate society, now. I remember when it was cool.

 

Answer by Graymatter
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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To all that are paranoid about drug tests:

To be damn sure that you are going to get that all important job get a home drug test, from your neighborhood pharmacy about $12. It takes all the stress out of being tested, You'll know for sure.

Also get to know how the human metabolic system works and you'll understand that carbo-loading does work but I found that a week of not smoking combined w/ carbo-loading the night before works the best with this advise.

Happy - Happy - Joy - Joy!!  

 

Answer by bigjoe
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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i need help i have a drug test tomorrow and the last time a smok it was may 3 04? so please help if a answer...

 

Answer by poy
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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I've been drinking Chinese Green Tea along with taking B-Complex Vitamins, and riding my bike everyday. I have been a heavy smoker for 2+ years previous to this; smoking 3-4 king size reefers a day. So I'll will keep everyone posted on if I pass my urine test.

 

Answer by Dankz
Submitted on 9/18/2004
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420 days

 

Answer by Lyss.
Submitted on 9/21/2004
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Hi, I'm 5'1, and about 102 pounds. I smoked 19 days ago, and I have a blood drug test in about less than 10 days. What should I do?

 

Answer by john doe
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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drink urine ha ha ha

 

Answer by bowtie_1
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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need help,have to take randoms with in thirty days,whats the best thing to do to get pot out of my system, i have smoked for three years straight hardly ever being without & need to get clean fast, please respond

 

Answer by a21121
Submitted on 9/30/2004
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to the person asking about the hair follicle test-- you're screwed. toxins store in the *root* of your hair so no amount of chemicals will save you. nor will shaving your head (if you've considered it) because if it's a court ordered hair test, like most will i would assume, they will *require* that your hair be of a certain length, JUST SO THEY CAN TEST IT!
i have laughed throughout reading most of these entries and i have discovered that there are many, many, MANY uneducated pot smokers out there. i, too, have an upcoming drug test and i, too, am freaked out about. however, i know that i really don't have much of a chance aside from executing some of these ideas. i will be drinking water like a slave, exercising like a Weight Watchers queen and i will be doing all that i can to avoid detection. i wish u all luck!!

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I smoked last friday 9/24 (i think) and i have a urine test tomorrow 9/31. Ive been drinking lots of water (started day before test) and im 5'9 150lbs and i put 3 pennies into pepsi for copper to be in my system...WTF DO I DO??????? DO I DRINK PICKLE JUICE OR WHAT?

 

Answer by karli
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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i smoked a little bit like 3 hits max on a friday night. i got drug tested on wednesday morning. i was drinking a lot of water, and i drank alot right b4 the test, and my pee was seriously clear. i get the results in 2 weeks...will i be ok? (b4 friday i havent smoked for about 3 weeks) im 5'6 120 lbs. im trippen out.

 

Answer by PriNcE_PeCiNa_14
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I am 14 and I am on probation and I smoked for 2 of the weekends and that was a week ago and the week before what do I do to get it out of my system. I play football and I am very active and I drink alot of water and I take niacin. PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FAST CUZ I REALLY NEED TO KNOW!

 

Answer by Mr. X
Submitted on 10/2/2004
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GUYS, NOW DAYS MOST EMPLOYERS PERFORM DRUG SCREENING MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. USING HAIR SAMPLES, NAIL SAMPLES, AND SALIVA. URINE IS NOT USED AS MUCH BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CONVENIENT AND COST EFFECTIVE. HAVING SAID THAT, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT MAKE SURE YOU STAY CLEAN FOR AT LEAST A MONTH IF YOUR NOT A HEAVY USER AND ARE LIGHT WEIGHT. (THC TAKES LONGER TO GET OUT OF FINGER NAILS,HAIR AND SALIVA. MUCH LONGER THAN URINE.)

FOR TEENAGERS...DON'T SWEAT IT. IF YOU DON'T PASS A TEST, NO BIG DEAL....NOT LIKE YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE....THE MOST YOU'LL GET IS A SLAP FROM YOUR PARENTS.

 

Answer by P. Ivy
Submitted on 10/3/2004
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Question I took two pulls on labor day the 6th and had to take a DT for a job on the the 24th.  Am I in the clear?

 

Answer by E
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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Hey guys, thank you for all the info.  I smoked a bowl 3 weeks ago and have a drug test tomorrow.  Ive been drinkin hella amounts of water and cranberry juice.  I might take Ready Clean (a detox drink).  I will tell you how it went
E

 

Answer by notapotheadweedsmokerperson
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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i think at least a month make sure you drink lots of water or put non-flavor gelatin in a cup and put water or cranberry juice

 

Answer by buddha luva
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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yo i got a test tomarrow and i use to smoke almost everyday till i got caught up and ive been clean for at least a good 9 months and i smoked on 9/11 and now i gotta get dropped oct.5 you think i'dbe clean

 

Answer by Officer Dufey
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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Just to let you guys know, pot will stay in your hair for a year!  A hair test is very accurate and you will be screwed.  There is nothing you can do about a hair test, not even shaving your head will get it out.

 

Answer by sushimeh
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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drink lots of organic green tea !! green tea is known for taking toxins out of the body , and it helps with taking the thc out of your system !

 

Answer by Ashlie
Submitted on 10/7/2004
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If you really have all these problems, you shouldnt smoke pot. It is gonna take like a month. And theres not a whole lot you can do. My friends took a damn detoxifier (sp?!?!?!) and he still failed. if you dont want to fail a drug test, don't smoke. Or if you dont care....be like me...and Sm0kAb0wLa EVERYDAY! lol

 

Answer by nell
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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i just wanted to know i was a everyday smoker for about 3 years until mid august its the beginning of october my boyfriend still smokes everyday around me i may have a drug test next week will i test positive?

 

Answer by ErinBulgin
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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Goodness, please don't drink bleach!! Also, now a days they test for stuff that covers it up before they actually test to see if you have THC in your system. The best way to pass is stop smoking!!!

 

Answer by bryfromdaytonohio
Submitted on 10/9/2004
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ugggghhhhhh i wanna smoke i wanna smoke i wanna smoke

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 10/13/2004
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ya i know that u guys are going to say that im crazy about the bleach thing but i does work me and my friends smoke everyday in the morning at school and at night and i know some people that it has worked for but make sure u only take 1/2 a cap no more cuz if u take to much u could die i have a friend whose grandpa died cuz he was trying to get clean and he took to much so ya its risky but i was just letting u know that it does work also something else is try tanning outside because sweating helps to if u have aim u can im me at crackpotblonde89 hopes this helps

 

Answer by you gotta be kiddin' me!
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Nothing' you do will help!  Stupid people.  Pickles, cranberries, h2o, Bleach!  give me a break.  YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FAIL!  HAVE FUN DRINKING ALL THAT PICKLE JUICE YOU ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE A BIG ASS!  dummy!  I can't believe all you simple minded people would listen to this crap!  You are all pathetic losers!

 

Answer by J-Polo
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Damn.  Go figure!!!!!!  I don't smoke weed, but I'm trying to get on with this chick and she's high as hell.  I take 2 puffs, cough it up and I'll be damn that a job as a pharmacuetical sales rep, calls me up. Now i'vebeen  trying to get this job for a year and now, (1 month) later they want to test me.  So I hope this water and cranberry juice works.  I need the job.

 

Answer by Flyin HIGH
Submitted on 10/15/2004
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whats up ppl, i smoke about 3 or 4 times a weeks, like only enought ot get me high like lil over a bowl,  and next august i have a pyhisical, a normal one for school and this type of sailing camp i go to, i was wondering if the thc will show up in ur urine or ur blood in a test like that, plz help!

 

Answer by The Real TRUTH
Submitted on 10/16/2004
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I loved the part where someone said that they were taking cleansers and it made him constipated "Finally i was able to squeeze out a small LOAF" My that is the funniest thing ever! Yall just STOP doing drugs and you won't have these problems. Weed is something that grows in nature, but it still isn't safe--most POISONS that we use today derive from NATURAL plants--so no we aren't supposed to smoke because it grows in nature. Lets get a clue!

 

Answer by big l
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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Hello, I can save most of you lots of grief.Water is all you need to dilute your urine to the minimal threshold to pass.I start drinking water 4-5 hrs before test.Pee several times til its clear.When you pee at test give mid stream pee after you started to pee.I am always nervous but have passed every ua.I have been puffing off&on for 23 years.ive got high same day and few days before a test it really doesnt matter.drink close to a half of gallon over 4-5 hrs.And 2hrs before test pop a couple vitaminC to give urine some color.I have got over on two of the biggest labs here in my city.So save your money and follow my advice you will pass.The main reason i know this works because i got stoned before i went to work at a hospital had a lab tech test my urine Failed.Drank 2400cc of fluid over 3hrs took him another sample i passed.Peace out keep Blazin it up.

 

Answer by mixedhigh
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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OK.. Im so paranoid.. I have been clean for almost 2 months but i smoked like 3 grams on saturday. I have drank 13 liters of water so far and my test is tomorrow.. what the hell should i do.. im gonna sweat my ass off too.. i dunno im really paranoid cuz i already turned in like 2 dirty test in the past...

 

Answer by houa
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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i smoke up in july and i need to know how to pass a blood test

 

Answer by The RIGHT answer
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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Marijuana: 2-5 days (can be up to 30+ for heavy users)
Cocaine: 1-2 days
Ecstacy: 1-5 days
I got this off of a drug testing sight, so it is right.  So for everyone that has taken 2 hits and is scared a month later dont be you are fine.

 

Answer by MikeMan
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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I have a question and i need a fast answer. I got smoked and got high 11 days ago and I took 2 hits 4 days ago and surprisingly I am going to have a blood test in 7 days. Will they find it in my blood and how to I get rid of it that fast??? HELP!!!!

 

Answer by jdawg
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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I've smoked weed heavily for about a year straight and have a UA coming up in a month and a half, drink lots of water & exercise?

thanks

 

Answer by DrugTester
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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To all of you who think marijuana is making your life better. Get a clue! We are not talking for medicinal purposes. We are talking every day and occasional use. Potentially this will cause problems for you down the road. No one ever became smarter from smoking pot. The answer to your question is to STOP and hope that you made it in time for your drug test. The marijuana stays in your system (fat cells) from a few days up to weeks depending on your exposure. Good Luck because you’ll need it. As for the moron that said to drink bleach. Hurry up and die, the world would be better off without that kind of advice.

 

Answer by shackey29
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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question is for hellagood21.how many times do you have to drink your miracle before taking the drug test?

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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you are all moronz i hope u all fail miserably im just jokin b4 i pizz dirty today....if i fail ill be in prison....if i dont ill be back to tell u what worked

 

Answer by The Master
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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Tips on drug tests...
-Use your midstream pee. Let your first pee come out (because its the most diluted), then use the midstream pee, then let the last few seconds go into the stool as well.

-Niacin doesn't do jack.. it just makes your skin itchy.

-Drink alot of water. butt loads.. all the time.

-I think its vitamin B, but anyways, some vitamin out there turns your pee really yellow. Take some of those before hand.

-Dont Eat 12-16 hours before the test

-Get off your lazy arse and exercise!

 

Answer by John Calvin
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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just drink water y'all be iight, lets say bout 1 to 2 liters of water a day for a week

 

Answer by jc baller
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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yo i need some answer fo real about passing a drug test in 2 weeks i'mabout 6"2 and 160lbs and they gotta be accurate

 

Answer by Dirty
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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I have a question, I smoked 1 small blunt about 12 days ago for the first time in my life. I did not smoke it alone, my friend and i were passing it back and forth. I took more hits though. I have read this whole screen and saw every thing from water to pickle jucie. I know that i have a test coming up VERY SOON and I need to get thi tch out of my systen what do i Do. I need something that really works.  

 

Answer by vi8olencehasarrived
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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gnc sells an herbal product that you take for two weeks and it works. its basically green tea so go to any grocery store and buy green tea dietary pills. green tea naturally breaks up fat cells for easy burnnig. of course you will need to drink alot of water.exorcise or if your to lazy do something to make you swet like turn the shower on hot and steam up the bathroom while drinking water.

 

Answer by readthis
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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just buy detox, works like magic. even if u smoke the day before

 

Answer by southern trendkill
Submitted on 10/26/2004
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my recomendation is to use niasin. it is a pill and it only takes two to three days to get out of your system.  what it does is makes you feel really hot so take it right before you go to bed.  it makes it so you can sweat out the thc

 

Answer by BLEACH BIMBO
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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Ya why don't you try to drink bleach..........Stupid Bimbo

 

Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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I haven't smoked in a little under a month. I'm going to have to take a drug test sometime soon to get an interview for a job. It will probably be in the next 2 weeks, do you think the thc will be out of my system by then?

 

Answer by bart
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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how long does marijuana tea stay inside your body. this was my first time ever using marijana. im 5'11 and 320lb.

 

Answer by d dizzy aka D Dizzy
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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it dosent matter how much god damn weed u smoke a day .... every day u smoke it just adds more time.... like say i smoked today id have to wait 28 to 36 days.... but if i smoke again tommaorw it just starts over... no more time is added... and thats the truth.... you dumb asses thc hooks to your blood cells and water and vinagar isnt gonna change is dumb ass ...... \

THE KID>....

 

Answer by shmokeydabear
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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I have just gotten in trouble for some big things and had to quit smoking, i have taken many u.a'sin my past and usually just diluted it, it had been about two weeks of being smoke free when i had to go talk to my P.O, i was not scared because i thought i was clean, i did not try to dilute this time because"for one i thought i was clean" also because he warned me and told me that he knows about me diluting my previous test. I did not pass the test ,my levels were about the same as two weeks ago, the only hint that i could give you would be to exercise frequently "the steam room works well also" and if are going to try to dilute your system make sure you give your body at least a day, to get back the vitamins and other essentials in your body so it looks normal, drink lots of water but the day before lay off or else they will know

and bleach man keep that to yourself, you are going to make people sick

p.s all you people out there worried about going down for drugs when you are getting medical work done, get real that is not their place and they wont say anything

 

Answer by chiefdog
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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Drink 5 gallons of water and take alot of nican pills I passed for the marine core in two days I am also a really heavy smoker i smoke about an ounce and a half a week of the fire

 

Answer by LOLIPOP
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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I GOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ON HERE THIS IZ REGARDING MY BABY.I GOTTA GO 2 COURT SOON AND IF I TEST POSITVE FOR WEED THEN THERE GONNA TAKE MY BABY.NOW IM 5'2 125 AND I SMOKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SINCE I HAD MY BABY.I ONLY HIT THE BLUNT LIKE 2OR 3 TIMES AND WAS HIGH...I DIDNT REALLY INHALE THE 2 AND 3 TIME CAN SOMEONE PLLLLEEEEEEEZZZZZ HELP ME AND BE TRUTHFUL CUZ THIS IS CONCERNING MY CHILD.ALSO IM REALLY NOT A BIG SMOKER AT ALL..I SMOKE LIKE EVERY 4 OR 5 MONTHS.

 

Answer by Jack
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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Go to GNC and buy niacin...it burns a lil but it gets the job done...take like 3 of them in the morn and 3 at lunch. it cleaned me in less than a day but if u know ahead of time start with niacin ASAP.

 

Answer by muststopforjub
Submitted on 11/1/2004
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I have to take a drug test in about two weeks. I have not smoked pot for 13 days now.. I am wanting to but, I have been drinking pickle juice about every other day drinking lots of water and eating alot of red meat.. My friend is a doctor and she says it takes 30 days.. Well, good luck to everyone

 

Answer by king
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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I NEED HELP I HAVE A TEST IN ABOUT 4HOUR HOW CAN I PASS IT.

 

Answer by MoMo
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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Why the hell would a docter check for drugs? HE WOULD NOT? Thats why its called a physical and not a drug test? Has nobody ever heard of Doctor patient confidentiality.

 

Answer by anonamous
Submitted on 11/3/2004
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I'm getting my test in a few days and I just smoked like a week ago. Damn, I am screwed.

 

Answer by brandy
Submitted on 11/4/2004
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hey, I smoked twice in my life, about 4 days between each time and about 3 hits each time. 2 and a half weeks later i passed a drug test and all i did was drink a lot of water the morning of the test. I actually drank only two bottles of water... I'm a little worried now because i took a hit on 10/29/04 and i have a drug test for the navy on 11/10/04. I'm 5'11 and 139 pounds. I've heard drinking water just clears it out of your bloodstream and urine because fat is not water soluble which means it doesn't like water, basically. Wish me luck. DRINK LOTS OF WATER THE MORNING OF YOUR DRUG TESTS.

 

Answer by Eduardo
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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i smoke weed for 4 years now and it was a great time the cron and so im still smoking halla back ate me and call me ate my cell 928-533-8118 late
           Thanks for your time

 

Answer by ohman
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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I'm 6'3" 288 pounds and i took one hit and barely inhaled can i have it out of my system in 11 days? i need help...

 

Answer by just quit for 30 days...
Submitted on 11/6/2004
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their are many correct and non correct answers here where in quiting is the best give your self 30 days or more if u smoke everyday for weeks on end u will actually feel your self changing into a better person be sure to hang with the non smokers and excersize helps and water and staying away from faty foods but still come on everyone is diffrent so time and no smoking....is the only way........<<<<<< unless you can counter act the goverment's test style which most cannot or if your james bond..

 

Answer by Baby-B-gurl
Submitted on 11/7/2004
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Hey people I just had a drug test today after geting caught w/ a half an oz of bud at school on friday and I drunk alot of Green tea before the test so dose any one know if that would help on a urine test?  ionly smoked 5 times. and I also wanted to know if its my first ofence w/ the cops how much trouble would I be in?

 

Answer by Vern
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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omg you all are a bunch or losers.. get over the fact that you are going to fail.. regardless, first time user or even a person sho smokes every day its gonna take atleast 2 wks to get outta your system... so your all pretty much screwed...

 

Answer by Ainss
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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What do i do? tomorrow i have a urine test at school so i can do gymnastics and i smoked 2 days ago...what do i do?

 

Answer by smoking since i was 9
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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Look Adam I don't think theres no way your gonna get clean with that amount of time, and with that much weed in your system

u need a good friend or someone u trust to let u get there pee, and make sure the person u get it 4from has never smoked weed, or at least smoked weed in a long time.

buy the way keep the pee in a closed container.

 

Answer by babygirl
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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you could try apple cider vinegar, it has a horriable taste and smells like rotten feet but it suppose to clean out you system really well. make sure you have food in you stomach.

 

Answer by Kris10
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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I smoked for the first time about a week ago, and I am applying for a new job, they didn't say anything about a drug test, but they would have to right?  and I have been drinking so much cranberry juice and water, so I think I'm going to be OK, what do all of you think?  I took maybe 4 small hits from a bowl. and shotguns.  Thanks guys

 

Answer by fishy
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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the dude who mentioned bleach check it out you dont drink the bleach you put the bleach in your urine sample. to cut it...

i only tell you all this cause i would hate to read about some jerky who died from drinking bleach to pass a flipping drug screen.

 

Answer by Rohkan
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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I was wondering, I had read all of the solutions above about getting it out of your system in a matter of days but yet i havent really noticed any replies of if any of those things really work, so if anyone does one of those post a reply to this so I can know because i have a test for a job in about a month and a half and i need to get it out of my system and fast. Im about 5'10 and weigh about 130, i need help!!!

 

Answer by jeremy 454
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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well see people tell me vinegar and pickle jucie and water and i only got like 5 or six days so clean myself and i smoked like three days ago so i got like a week..but i wasnt a heavy user and i only smoked maybe once or twice a week just like a few bowls and like is there ne chance if i drink alot of water and vinegar and pickle jucie that i can pass in a week..if u can tell me email me at Footballhead77@aol.com

 

Answer by threesixstoner
Submitted on 11/16/2004
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man you people that think smoking something like 5 joints a week is a lot, you should be fine for your drug tests, i have been smoking weed daily for as long as i can remember, ranging from anywhere 10-30 bowls a day with friends, heres how it works.
Smoking once a week - 1-5 days to clear out
Smoking twice a week - 5-9 days
three times a week - 10-14 days
four times a week- 15-21
five times a week - 22+
this will all go faster if you exercise a lot, and drink a lot of cranberry juice, i passed my test last week, and i had only stopped smoking for 2 weeks, but i drank CB juice and exercised a lot and i was fine

 

Answer by Voice of Reason.
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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Hey dummies, if you want to pass your drug screen it's simple, quit smoking pot.  Get a job, take a bath, and become a productive member of society.  Plain and simple.

 

Answer by latina16
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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ive been blazing everyday for over a year and i have a blood test in a week or 2. i dont know if i should be drinking water, cranberry juice, tomato juice or pickle juice. or if i should just be excercising and eating healthy. could someone plz help me out im really stressing.

 

Answer by KMA
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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I smoke alot of weed!!!! I Quit like 12 days ago and I hope i pass my pee test cuz im getting back on probation!!!!!! PRAY FOR ME!!! and SMOKE TREEZ!!!! in 6 months   nick im with u!!

 

Answer by lol
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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Yea ive been takin probationary drug tests either once a week or every other week. Ive smoked blunts just a days before tests and PASSED!!! Im about 145 lbs. and know all the ways around the dreaded test. All u need to  be sure u will pass,  is a couple of days, (if ur not a fat ass) since thc metabolites stay in ur fatty lipid tisues. Is to, exercise for sure, drink cranberry juice because that is proven to work, vinigar is a bunch of bs that will make u vomit so dont do it!!! Also before the test drink lots of water, because that dilutes ur urine so theres less thc in it , and last but not least, take 4 asprins 1 to 2 hours prior to the test, that is proven to screw around with the EMIT urinalysis tests, so good luck and keep smokin. I pass these test all the time.

 

Answer by as;khr
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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ok i smoked on sat. n got a drug test on wed. do you think i have any chance of passing it? and if so wat do i do? i smoke maybe 2wice a month??? plz i need a answer soon i got the test tomorrow

 

Answer by tjohw
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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I SMOKED WEED 48 DAY AGO AND DRINK A GALLON OF WATER A DAY AND TAKE NIACIN........... ANYONE KNOW IF I'M OK


HHHEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by swerve to bird
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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well take my word it takes 4 to 7 days for person that does not smoke everyday and 2to 4 weeks for everyday smoker trust i know    because i pass my drug test.but the best thing to do is do what did quit good luck.

 

Answer by BE FREE & IN CONTROL
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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For those who just started smoking for the first time...Look at the stress it is putting in your life!!  And read these pathetic losers who are over 30 and still can't stop.  Forget all the stress and home remedies...JUST BE CLEAN!!  It feels so good to be FREE!!  Long term pot smoking will atrophy the motivational part of the brain so you won't want to get a job, stop smoking or accomplish any of your dreams... My aunt is over 50 and still can't stop.  Permanent brain damage!  She is so paranoid and crazy...it's really sad.  She used to be so smart and fun.  STOP NOW AND Take control of your life while you are still able to be in control!!

 

Answer by c from ky
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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i have a question does any one know what kind of drugs affect a urine test? like over the counter or prescribed. your info would be helpful thanks

 

Answer by callmewhatyouwant
Submitted on 11/27/2004
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i took a drugs test (blood & urine) 4 weeks after my last smoke and i passed. i didn't drink vinegar or cranberry juice (whether it works i don't know). i weigh about 11st, i work regularly, &  get plenty of exercise. i don't think there's any way of getting it out ur system quicker. whatever you do don't drink half a cap of bleach like some dumb sh*t posted. bleach is corrosive and will eat thru ur stomach lining. hope any of this is helpful.

 

Answer by liz
Submitted on 12/1/2004
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My boyfriend has probation. We are both big potheads, every day all day kinda thing. We have both been researching for a while now about the best thing to do for random drug tests. My bet would be to quit smoking and drink a lot of water. If not and you decide to take the harder, more dangerous route... good luck. We are still smoking, not as much, but still. Every week he has to buy one of those emergency detox drinks. Half the time we don't even know they work. When it is your life on the line, the word guarantee on the box/bottle doesn't mean as much. If you have the money go for it, if not; it's going to be a struggle. But good luck to all.

 

Answer by ZooyorQ
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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How about don't be a douche bag and quit smoking.. to the fool who said he's been smoking since "nee" high and "drunk a gallon of water".. theres no need for you to tell us you've been smoking since you were "nee" high.. your spelling and grammer speaks volumes in regards to your habbits..

 

Answer by confused1
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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Well, alot of good advice. However, i find myself even more afraid than before. Plus, beings i dont know any of you, some of yall could be on the bad guys side and put something on here to make THC show up even better. So, the only conclusion i can come to is drinking water and exercise, there the most natural and make the most sense. Then the day before the test I will go to a head shop and get a test to test myself and if i fail, then i will try something drastic. but by then it will probly be to late. luckily i have 29 days to be clean.

 

Answer by Bubblebutt6988
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I smoked yesterday and i have random drug tests and im a pothead i smoke at least three times a day and i think i have a drug test in 3 days and i dunno if im gonna be clear........answers please

 

Answer by SweetJones
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I was a regular smoker (4-8 blunts a day) and i passed a test in 21 days.  I have a fast metabolism tho.  If you do it once and are mildly skinny, you should be fine in 2, 3 days.  

 

Answer by killa kane
Submitted on 12/7/2004
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Listen.....Drink lots of water,cranberry juice,vinager,or if you dont like vinager eat some salt and vinager chips you'll be str8!

 

Answer by I KNOW GURL
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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IT TAKES ONLY 1 MONTH TO BE IN YOUR SYSTEM

 

Answer by Pimpin101
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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I have a drug test in 2 days I smoked 2 days ago but only 2 hits, before that I quit for 2 weeks, but before I quit was a regular pot smoker, smoked every day, do you think I can pass my urine test?

 

Answer by needtoknow
Submitted on 12/9/2004
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I guess im a little paranoid, ill admit it. But last summer i must have smoked around 7-8 times. That was my first experience, during the summer.

I havent smoked for about 3 months since then, i guess i quit. But i was just informed today that im gonna get a drug test in about a week. Im 140 pounds, and i would say i stay moderately healthy. im 18.

I really am clueless about this test. I have to pass. Do you think ill have any trouble?

 

Answer by roxy
Submitted on 12/11/2004
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how long does it to take weed to leave my system if i smoke on halloween and on 12/7 how long will it take?

 

Answer by puggy
Submitted on 12/12/2004
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help , i need to know what to do i am going for my second interview i dont know if i will be drug tested on 12/16/04, i was a regular user of marjuana.  i weigh 165 , i stop smoking november 30, will 18days be sufficent to pass a drug
test with out any detox or should i start taking niacin 12/12/04 2twice a day for the next 4 days will it help

 

Answer by rare pot user
Submitted on 12/13/2004
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your all wrong and gay smoke weed

 

Answer by george101
Submitted on 12/15/2004
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I am 5'7 175pounds and smoked about 2 weeks ago will drinking alot of water and vinger help me. please help.

 

Answer by Klew
Submitted on 12/16/2004
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Heyy.. I smoked a few days ago for the first time in about 6 months.. I took about 5 hits.. Is it tru about it being out of my system in 3-5 days if I haven't smoked in  a really long time?

 

Answer by sparky
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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stop smokin dude being high is not all that great stick to the beer dude

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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i am an all day everyday chronic smoker and I took the 200% guarentee drink and i FAILED so this goes to show you nothing works but time... i stoped for a month and two weeks and am still failing so wish me luck!

 

Answer by lil stoner n need
Submitted on 12/24/2004
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i am 5 feet tall and 95 pounds and i smoked daily for 4 monthes, now i get tested i havent smoked for to weeks but i randomly get tested so i dont know when my first test is and i already want to smoke can someone tell me if i can get clean in a day or to

 

Answer by girlgirl200517
Submitted on 12/25/2004
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hey im on probation and my po said he would be stopping in and this past month i have smoked 3 time in 1 week i need to know what can i do to get it outta my system and how long will this take i am 5-0 and 185 lbs what should i do? i don't think it will be out!

 

Answer by Choakster
Submitted on 12/30/2004
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Mig-Man

no they don't do spinal taps etc in the army drug testing .. When you go through meps its only a Urine test ..

 

Answer by NoSunHere
Submitted on 1/1/2005
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I soooooo love the answer regarding the bleach.  That was the absolute best one yet.  

 

Answer by diegoguy
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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does drinking water vinegar cranberry juice work or niacin tell me i need to know

 

Answer by jim420
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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the best way to pass a test is goto your local head shop buy a drink-just ask for a drink to clean your system out or they'll have it in a pill form-at leaste 45 min before you test and you will be good for 5 hours. its like 20 bucks a bottle. i know it works because im on probation and i do it all the time. my brother also uses it for his job and they use lab tests and he passes.

 

Answer by Samantha
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Ok i just smoked for the 2nd time in like a yr and i am joining the miltary so do you think that it will show up in my test?

 

Answer by iLikYerBanana
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Mushrooms will remain in your spinal cord and pelvic areas. Also, it stays in the roots of your hair. If they did one of these procedures, you will be caught ahahahaha oops thats not very funny is it?!
Everyone i know takes niacin for the beautiful green flowers.mmmmmmmmmmmm canibus
wow i didnt know there was a website were the potheads talk. I love talking ot you guys cause you're crazy. well hang tight and do all if necessay. I came on here to find more ways to get it out of your system. If you take niacin while awake your crazy....I take one before sleep...good luck tokers

 

Answer by chuckychew
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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it takes 3 days with lots of water i know im on parole for 7 years

 

Answer by KNOWITALL
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Your System?
Marijuana stays in a person's system for longer than most drugs. This is because the metabolites of Marijuana attach to the fat cells in your body, and is secreted slower than most drugs. This is a general guideline but times can vary depending on the biochemical differences in people and percentage of fat cells in ones body. The following is a list of how long Marijuana remains detectable in urine drug screens:
1 – 2 joints: 2 – 3 days
Oral ingestion: 1 – 5 days
Moderate smoker (less than 4 times per week): 5 - 7 days.
Heavy smoker (daily): 10 days.
Chronic use (multiple uses daily): 14 – 18 days.
Retention time for chronic smokers may be 20 days or longer, up to 30 days.
Marijuana metabolites (in fact most drugs) stay in hair folicles for longer periods of time (up to 60 or 90 days).

 

Answer by weeeeeeed
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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yeah hi, I have been smoking weed very heavily for about two years now. Recently my mom found out and i think she is going to spring a pee test on me. So from what I have read mostly it takes TONS of water and time??

 

Answer by guy
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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to get weed out of your system just drink LOTS of cranberry juice, green tea, water,and vineger/pickle juice.


    Took 2 to 3 weeks 4 me and ive smoked every day for 3 years

 

Answer by bo
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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hey, i have a durg test to day and the last time i smoke was like 4 weeks ago and the past 5or4 days i have been drinking like a crap load of water u think this will work ?

 

Answer by princess
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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DATE: DECEMBER 29th..im 4'10, 102 pounds. i have a blood test in 1 week and i havent smoked any since October 30th. will i be clean?

 

Answer by pickey
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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I have a test coming up today and I just smoked 2 blunts monday 1/3/05 what am I to do?

 

Answer by Just me
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here is a link you should research if you are looking to pass a drug test and for more info...this site states it takes about 10 days to get marijuana out of your system if you are a light user or first timer and can be about a month if you use everyday.  Of course wieght/hieght and other factors need to be considered.

www.drug-testing-solutions.net

 

Answer by SmokieJoes77084
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here's a method that works in 7-8 days. Don't eat much of anything for 5 days, if you need to, eat a can of veggies before bed so you're not in discomfort as you sleep. Then eat like crazy up to your test. Drink 1 1/2 gallons of water before the test. You should be peeing every 10-15 minutes. Might not be a lot of fun, but are you going to do -- stop smoking pot?

 

Answer by sweetie
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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Even though no one had posted to this message board in a while heres my two cents. In my experience, if you only smoke once in a while don't sweet it just take like one or two niacin pills b4 you go to sleep like 2-3 days b4 you test, you should be fine. For heavy users lots of water stop for a couple of weeks, then one to two niacin pills each night for about a week b4, then take like 4 niacin the night b4 test. Make sure your ready to sleep b4 you take niacin though, especially in high doses because your skin will feel like it is on fire, and you will turn red. You will also itch. Niacin seems to cause the same symptoms as would an allergic reaction would. My experience only can not guarantee for everyone.

 

Answer by christina
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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what kind of dumbass would tell ppl. to drink bleach?

 

Answer by sarah
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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how long does it take for weed not to show in a hair sample?

 

Answer by Ryan
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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ok...first off... if you have any questions pertaining to marijuana (rolling,smoking, etc.) my aim is: eyeloveyomom and 2nd... weed takes a month MAXIMUM to get out of your system even if u smoked 10-20 a day. if u wanna clear out ur system fast... buy Niacin... its a Vitamin B-3 Compound that will clean ur system out in 4-5 days by taking 2 pills a day... good thing is they sell it at altmost every drugstore and its available over the counter and u wont be suspicious buying it :)  like i said contact me on my aim if u have any questions...

 

Answer by army guy
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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will two joints and one bong hit be out of my system in 16 days i messed up lol? 6ft 180 pounds?? help me i cant fail this test!!

 

Answer by like to smoke but want to know
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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I quit smokeing weed in november 26 2004, i smoked weed every day for about five years till now, Now i work for the city parttime and  i want to know if i take 2 hits a day morning and night will it be in my system? im 6'1 178 pounds and if so what can i do to start smokeing again but stay clean. please write me back as soon as possible need info. thanks.

 

Answer by smiley
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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i use to smoke everyday like 5 months ago then i quit and i just started smoking again but i only smoked 1 blunt, will it be out of my system like in a week????

 

Answer by x-p-ree-nse
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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so many of you are so worried......my advice.....getting caught can affect your future plans......be careful.....and think!!!!!!!! what you do now in your younger years....can come back to haunt you, not only for the job or physical you are worried about next week or next month, but also for the job you want to get when you finish college (the records will stay).......please....THINK first!!!! is it worth it?????

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by spaidz
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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well drinkin allot of water helps allot but as for your fat content getting "contaminated" that will take more time unless you have some pills called l-carnitine they are kinda pricey there like 30 usd'sfor about 60 but they burn fat and turn it into energy and muscles so that could help allot getting it out of your complete system, but don't forget to exercise and sweat allot

 

Answer by whit187
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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i would say drink a lot of water but my question is can u get in trouble for smoking cigarettes like do they show up

 

Answer by lindz n da benz
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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Obviously, no two people are alike, everyone's body is different, some stronger, some weaker, so getting THC out of the system is going to be different for everyone but if you know at least a month in advance you are going to get tested, then quit!  

 

Answer by a child of God's
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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The best detox is to pray and stop smoking.I've heard everything but I want to live for me ,my family,or child. You smoke you hurt so many people. You need money for your habit and must sometime rob to get it. Please wake up ,because I've told God about you.

 

Answer by caddyshack
Submitted on 1/24/2005
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i smoked about 16 days ago but it was the first time in about 5 months.  I am 160 lbs and exercise daily.  i also drink a lot of water and have been drinking cranberry juice. will i pass my drug test this week?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by phillydjd82
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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Drink lots of water and green tea, lots of it!

 

Answer by SO.CAL.
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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I HAVE PASSED MANY TESTS WITH NIACIN AND WATER 500 MG. A DAY A WEEK BEFORE THE TEST I HAVE SMOKED THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TEST.  I HAVE ALSO TAKEN CRANBERRY PILLS WITH A LOT OF WATER AND PASSED.  

 

Answer by topperchick
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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Ok....so all this stuff about CRANBERRY juice is a joke. Eat honey and drink water.........GOODLUCK.

 

Answer by BraHMIN
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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shrooms don't stay in your system. a drug test that can check for every drug ever known to man could still never find shrooms because all shrooms are are food poisoning so they come out your system the next time you take a dump. so just take a dump.

 

Answer by LinkSmokesAlot
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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To Migman:
I as well am enlisting in the armed forces, so I can tell you positively that they DO NOT use a spine tap. I know this to be true due to the fact that I have been researching this subject extensively through one of my friends who has a job giving drug tests. Practically NO ONE gives a spine tap due to the fact that you have a 20 percent chance of becoming paralyzed. If you truly haven't used mushrooms or pills in a year, you have absolutely NO WORRIES. You will pass. On the other hand, Marijuana stays in your system for a LONG TIME if you are a heavy user. I suggest quitting for at least one to two months before the test, factoring in your body weight & amount used. Water and exercise speed up the process, as well as products high in Citric Acid. Eating products low in fat also help, due to the fact that you are trying to rid your body of THC Infested fat cells. Hope I could Be of some Help.

 

Answer by the drizzle
Submitted on 2/1/2005
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im 5 10 180 pounds i got a drug test tomorrow what should i do i only smoke now and then last tim was 2 weeks ago

 

Answer by jess
Submitted on 2/2/2005
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okay,i smoked pot like 3 weeks ago maybe 2 ... i went to walmart and they hired me on the spot,i just got back from my pee test!....Did i pass it? ive been drinking alot of fluids.

 

Answer by ismoke2much
Submitted on 2/3/2005
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man iam on probation for a m.i.p. and get random drug test i smoke heavey at leat every day but i quit for 2 days now and have 3 nicain pills i wont to take them but i think iam goona smoke agin o well u got to stop some time and if i drop dirty will i be sent to the county? or will i get a warning?(i have never been drug tested before)

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i was wondering how the niacin pills work, how much do i take? and for how long? what are the side affects? please help me out!!! thanks.

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i just posted a lil bit ago, but i am about 6'2 and 210lbs.  How many niacin pills should i take? i never taken them before.  Please help.  Thanks.

 

Answer by markus
Submitted on 2/5/2005
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yo to adam if u smoked 5/6 hits and u were clean before that you would be clean in about 5 days max you have to smoke alot for it stay in a month trust me im on probation and get tested every 2 weeks

 

Answer by ctg
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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BUY xxtraclean, www.detoxify.com, my friend used it quit 2-3 days before and drink 4-5 hours before test. He passed a drug test given at a hospital. they said his pee looked diluted though so always tell them you only drink water, no soda. It worked for him.

 

Answer by Nicole
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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Ok I have a drug test coming up in about 2 mo'sand Ive been smoking daily for about a yr now, what should I do to be positive I will pass?  This is important because it decides wether or not i get into a private college because I will be studying to go into the medical field. Any ideas???

 

Answer by May
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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Does anyone check this website out anymore

 

Answer by RUEN
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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I SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERYDAY. BUT EVERYDAY I DRINK ARIZONA GREEN TEA AND LOTS OF WATER AND GATORADE AND I'M ON PROBATION SO I GET TESTED EVERY WEEK AND I NEVER FAILED MY TEST

 

Answer by maximaracer
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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take a condom and fill it up with yur friends pee take tape and tape it onto yur penis then when u go take the test just pinch the condom and let it pour into the cup, then you will be straight as a ruler.

 

Answer by LiLi
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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Hi. my fiance is on probation and he will most likely be drug tested in a couple days...he smoked for about 4 days in a row(not a lot, like a couple hits each time)...If He drinks a lot of water and takes one of those detox drinks the day of his test do you think it will work? He will have not smoked for about 48 hours before taking the drink.

 

Answer by chuck mccluck
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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how come no one said anything about green tea? when i was on probation i smoked on a saturday drank green tea and water, i was tested to following monday and passed

 

Answer by InTheArmyNow
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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This comes from the Oregon State University website, I found it while digging to see about how long I should have the THC in my system. Now I myself do not use but maybe at the most once a year, and am prior Air Force and smoked 2 months before getting tested from them, and I passed, since I do not use frequently, and am now going back in the service so it will be none at all, THC remains in my system for about 10-15 days. THC builds up in your system the more you smoke, have you ever noticed that when you smoke one day, and smoke the same stuff the next (Which I did as a teenager) that you get higher and higher every day? Now thats not a proven fact, just how it felt to me back then, but here is some helpfull information of the OSU website

Drug Testing for Marijuana

Unfortunately, there is no formula to compute how long it takes a person to rid their system of THC, the active and detectable ingredient in marijuana. There are only guidelines and even they are somewhat arbritrary. When Spot answers a specific question about how long it takes to be clean after a given amount of use, it's only an educated guess. You can make that guess just as easily as Spot can, using the guidelines below:

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after ten days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana only occasionally (e.g., once a month or less)
* You have been using marijuana for less than three months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 20 days if:

* You use marijuana a couple of times a month
* You have been using marijuana for three to six months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 30 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana about once a week
* You have been using marijuana for six months to one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or more
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 30 to 60 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana most days of the month
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one or two joints
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 60 to 90 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana daily
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* You smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to two joints or more per day
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

There is nothing you can do to hasten the metabolism of THC! Not drinking lots of water, no special teas or vitamin formulas.

— October 28, 2004

 

Answer by thckiller
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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4 all ya'llhere it is. I have been a smoker all my life and will not quit. the true question is how bad do you want to pass? every U/A i'vetaken i have pased from government probation to local job. i will not smoke 3 days before and in that 3 days take 2,500mg of niacin a day with 1/2 to 1 gallon of water a day. Niacin naturally speeds up the metabolism to breakdown fat cells. you will get hot flashes and dizziness aslong as your body is over toxified. This is why small amounts of Niacin is found in all of the foods you eat... Read the packages of food and you will be shocked... just be mindful not to eat foods high in saturated fat.. keep adding toxins to your system and you just make it worse...if you have only a few hours you need to take 10,000mg and a gallon of water and take the test with in 30 mins to an hour of drinking the water. it will come up as inconclusive, but remember the consuming to much water to fast will put you in to shock and you will be at the hospital having your stomach pumped. Peace and happy 4:20 to all

 

Answer by CoCo
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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it takes about a month to get the thc from marijuana out of your system but you still will have thc stored in your fat cells and if you drink plenty of water it should help but dont drink any water the day before because they will know you are trying to hide it because your urine will be clear if you take cranberry pills it helps and exersize... At GNC they have a drink you can take about an hour before and dont pee untill your test or youll fail it

 

Answer by ecampbell66
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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I smoked last night and I have a drug test on Monday.  Is there ne thing that I can do to flush my system by then?  PLEASE HELP!

 

Answer by Dr GREENTHUMB
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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IT TAKES ABOUT ONE MONTH FOR MARIJUANA TO CLEAR FROM YOUR SYSTEM. THE BEST WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IS TO STOP SMOKING!!!AND THEN AFTER YOU TAKE A TEST AND PASS...ITS UP TO YOU TO CONTINUE SMOKING, BUT BE CAUTIOUS. WHILE YOU DECIDE TO STOP SMOKING FOR A MONTH, DRINK 32oz CUP OF WATER 8 TIMES A DAY. EXERCISE DOES HELP, THE MORE YOU SWEAT, HELPS THE MARIJUANA TOXINS TO FLUSH OUT. TAKE NIACINE TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS. STAY CLEAR FROM THE BUD OR WHOEVER SMOKES, SECOND HAND POTSMOKE IS DETECTABLE ON SOME TEST.

 

Answer by crystal
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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well i heard all this stuff b4 and i just like to say ...bleach does work ..but don't drink it!!! one *drop* of bleach in ur urine will do the trick! but  um yeah don't drink it unless u want to commit suicide. and don't use over 1-2 drops dependeing on how much u peed, more than that would make it a lil obvious but um good luck to all of u

 

Answer by DBEXSMOKEDAWG
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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The herbal clean from GNC works.  I smoked a day before my drug test and I passed.  Make sure you drink it like 4-5 hrs. before you go.  Water helps- I would always drink water no matter what method you use to try and get it out of your system.  Trust me.. if you're desperate, pay 40$$$ for the herbal clean( ONLY THE DRINK!)

 

Answer by voice of reason
Submitted on 2/16/2005
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look i hope yall all get caught smoking and get in trouble because you shouldnt be smoking in tha first place...you should go to school get an education and STOP BEING STUPID ...SMOKING IS BAD....yall r all going to grow up being bums and your kids r gonna be retarded JUST STOP SMOKING.....

                      IN YO FACE ....lol...
  take that take that take that..

and who ever said drink bleach is retarded  

HAHA   (get back get back)
   the best thing to do is not smoke period and go to church and get an education

ight?!?        ok...im uot like donkey kong

 

Answer by $adam
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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I have a ua on friday and i just smoked like a sack by my self on tuesday i plan on drinking water before i go what else can i do

 

Answer by Megsie
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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OKay so i smoked on Friday night and i have a drug test on tuesday.. im SO nervous! I need this job really bad and i dont know what to do! Im about 5'2 128lbs.. Last time i smoked before this was like 2 weeks earlier! HELP!? WILL IT SHOW UP!?

 

Answer by Brandon
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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i need help cause i smoked pot today maybe two or three bowls and i have a physical in one week exactly im 5 foot 98-100 pounds and im 13 the last time i smoked pot was about 6-9 months ago how long will it take for my urane to pass/clean

 

Answer by frisky76
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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if i smoked weed for the frist time ever and i took 6 hits like three weeks ago would it be out my system?

 

Answer by girly
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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iam 153 pounds and i smoked weed 1 month ago and i got a blood drug test will i be clean or not

 

Answer by BeReMaNy
Submitted on 2/21/2005
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dude...things are crazy and i just want to know for sure...my friend's a first time smoker and could get tested on any given friday for soccer. if she smokes on friday afternoon, then skips school the next friday, will she be ok if a test comes in the friday after the one she skipped?

 

Answer by fairydustgirl
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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i have smoked grass since i was 11 years old only stopping for short amounts of time,now i haven"t smoked in 14 days and have been drinking lots of water,cranberry sauce,niacin and echinacea and tea.i really need advice i have to have a blood test. please help      



NEED HELP     thanks FAIRYDUSTGIRL

 

Answer by bigmama06
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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I am a junior at dunbar vocational career academy on the south side of chicago, and i have only smoked weed about 30 times since my freshman year, i know for a fact that if you are a continous smoker everyday type of person drink plenty of fluids and it will take about 3 months to leave your sister, if you are a 2 to 3 times a week person 2 months. and if you are a every now and then person like me. just smoking when ever you find the time it will take a month. holla at your girl eyvette_powell@yahoo.com

 

Answer by moriah
Submitted on 2/23/2005
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it only takes up to 5 days to get clean. i am on probation and i will drink about 6 gallons of water 5 days before my test.  if you want to not have to drink 6 gallons in 5 days then i would suggest you just stop 2 weeks before the test.  I used to smoke for five years every day all day till i couldn't get high anymore.  You will be ok if you just do what i say.  I have already passed one of them and that is exactly what i did.  just dont mess around and get locked up its not fun.

 

Answer by jason
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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first of all SOMEONE if u only inhaled second hand smoke it will only show up like 3-4 nanigrams thats about how much if u only inhale it if you've never smoked before or only once it will be gone in a couple of days dont sweat it!! if u wanna be on the safe side drink water and exercise alittle everynight or so

 

Answer by lil josh
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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i was just wondering how do i get THC out of my system by 3-25-05 i was a regular smoker but i stopped on 2-22-05 what can i do to get out by the time i take the test.please help me with good and easy answers

 

Answer by WEBMD
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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By Ken  Goldberg, MD
  


July 16, 2001 -- The various metabolites -- and there are lots of them! -- of tetrahydrocannabinol (or THC, the active ingredient in marijuana) do remain in fatty tissues long after the psychotropic effects of the drug have passed. For someone who uses marijuana only very occasionally, those substances are probably flushed from the body within five days, but chronic users may have significant levels for weeks or even a month. Since I gather that college was some years ago, for that reason alone, I suspect you have little to worry about.


 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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someone help me i have a drug test in 4 days threw the court....ok i smoked like a week and a half ago...what should i do and does niacin show up in your drug test ...please let me know

 

Answer by gggg
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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does niacin show up in drug tests at court

 

Answer by smoke alot of whatever
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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the answer is golden seal

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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I am 5*2 i weight 115 i smoked for the first time and wasn't that high i smoked a week and a half ago and i have to take a phisical by this friday (today is sunday) will i pass the test??

 

Answer by Leslie/Elisha
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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well i wanted to know ...i have medical exams comming up dealing with not urine but poop....would the marijuana show up in the test does anyone know if so how long should i wait till i take it? I am a first time user too

 

Answer by gadreedhead
Submitted on 2/28/2005
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how long does marijuana stay in your hair

 

Answer by zodiac
Submitted on 3/1/2005
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I smoked yesturday for the 1st time in like months!! I was just wondering appr how long it will take to get outta my system. Im 5'6 135lbs! Im drinking green tea daily *always have been* and I always drink lots of water! Im a waitress so I run around a lot at work. So ne one know appr how long it will take cuz i have a drug test sometime this week!!

 

Answer by Bluntgirl
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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Waz^ my fellow potheads. Blaze Up

 

Answer by kaite bedroom
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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i have a drug test tonight, and i havedrank about 16 or so bottles of water, i am about 120 or less and i am about 5"1 5"2, hdo u think it is out of my system last time i smoked was last thursday and today is wensday.

 

Answer by partyqueen
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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Hey guys trust me if you have a DT even if you are around someone who is smoking and you inhale the second hand smoke you WILL test positive,(I got this info from a nurse) cause this is what happened to me. My cure has always been to do 10 goldenseal a day and drink as much as 3 quarts of water a day and exercise, usually you can be clean in 7 days. If you want to clean out naturally then stop smoking 30 days prior to your drug test. Hope this helps. Damn drug tests should be outlawed, they are an invasion of privacy.

 

Answer by martyr
Submitted on 3/7/2005
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My suggestion is, just don't smoke pot!

 

Answer by Kalee
Submitted on 3/8/2005
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Do not drink bleach. even a small amount could kill you.

 

Answer by phatty
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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my fiances parents say they are going to do random drug tests and im a frequent user what should i do except quiting

 

Answer by Shatackey
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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I smoke weed every day and its usually about 2-3 blunts a day at the least and now i need to take a drug test in a couple of days the last time i smoked was less than a week ago it was 3 blunts of Dro and if i fail the test I'moff to military school so i need a guaranteed quick fix that preferably doesn't involve buying something from a store

 

Answer by stef
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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      To the people that are not regular users, that means occasional hits of the bong, say even five times smoking a j or a blunt, give yourself 10 days with drinking water everyday, and getting a bit of exercise. It varies of how much exercise and water, depending on weight, so say you are a little overweight do more, common sense.
     To long time users, ya know how it is, youre gonna worry no matter what, drink tons of water, exercise, and get the detox stuff, just to be safe.. good luck
      

 

Answer by hsfsh
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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For the guy who asked earlier, the only type of drug that can be brought out of your spine is acid and it can be detected up to 7 years later. If i just smoke like 2 bowls and then drink a ton of water will THC show up in my blood system if it is not even a drug test. I am 5'4 145-150 16 years old. they are testing my thyroid.

 

Answer by blue
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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i just wanted to know are you guys canadian or american

 

Answer by jt3
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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I need to pass a drug test in 4 hours, any suggestions?

 

Answer by Thatcronic
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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for all you once in a while and long term users checkout erowid, for lengths on any and all substances

 

Answer by Leka
Submitted on 3/12/2005
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Ok, everyone listen here, i was smoking last saturday which was 3/5/05 and i had to take a drug test 3/10/05...and let me tell u this was like my 20th time smoking im 16 i am about 115lbs and im 5'0....i drank plenty of water i worked out, and i drank like 2 cups of vinger and 1 gallon of cranbury juice i did all of yalls ideas and suprisingly it work you just have to drink mad water,exercise, and drink vinegar

 

Answer by slashwilder
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I didn't get an answer. What about no usage at all for three straight weeks along with water and all that crap would a person be clean then?

 

Answer by smoky joe
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I suggest using a product called xxtra clean.
I have smoked up to three days before a dt and all I did was drink water(lots) and an hour before the test I drank the xxtra clean. It tastes horrible but I swear by it. I've used the product 3 times and have yet to fail.It really cleans you out, make sure your near a toilet cause your gonna need it.

 

Answer by longbeach420
Submitted on 3/14/2005
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how da hell can i clean my system people tell me please i got a drug test in a week from now i been drinkin alot of water and cranberry juice and i already bought a detox pills but im still scared ass hell

 

Answer by butnugget
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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ya'll people are dumb nothing works pills water,just dont smoke besides ur killing ur brain.

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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WHAT WORK WELL HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WORK

1.GREEN TEA

2.CREATINE WILL WORK THE MIX KIND

3.PICKLE JUICE 24 HRS BEFORE TEST

4.VITAMIN B COMPLEX MAKES U POOP AND PEE ALOT GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TESTS

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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all these work to clear ur urine trust me drug consoler told me he helped me!


6.1 Dilution
6.1.1 Water
6.1.2 Creatinine level
6.1.3 Vitamin B
6.2 Diuretics
6.2.1 Ultimate Blend © (was Test Free) 6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean ©
6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea ©
6.2.4 Goldenseal
6.2.5 Certa or Certo
6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
6.2.7 Lasix
6.3 Vinegar
6.4 Dexatrim
6.5 Fiber
6.6 Vitamin lecithin
6.8 Exercise
6.9 Beta-2 agonists
6.10 Beta-3 agonists
6.11 Low dosaging


 

Answer by phattynuggs
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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Here is my story, i weigh 230 pounds, i quit for three weeks, exercised alot drank alot of water, then i smoked less than a gram. Now i have a drug test in a few days, and it would have been 2 and a half weeks since i smoked that g. Should i take niacin, fruit pectin (jello), or that drink at head shops or what. And also, i bought a do it urself drug test from cvs, are they reliable?

 

Answer by gulliver
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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How does vicodin stay in your system if you only took one.

 

Answer by Knoll
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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If you mix hamster feces and grain alcohol, the weed will clear in about 5 minutes.  You will then pass out. Do not be afraid.

 

Answer by von
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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Hey the cheep take home tests are JUNK if thats what your getting tested on NO WORRIES ive been smokein for a long time now and my rents found my "stash" and gave me one and i passed and i had smoked 6 hours before the test and i passed no worries...

 

Answer by Buck
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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i am 6'0 and 150lbs and i smooked yesterday and i have a drug screen in 8 days an i need to know how to clean my system in 8 days.

 

Answer by bewtiequeen17
Submitted on 3/26/2005
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hey guys...im a female..im 17..about 5'5..and weigh 120lbs....i smoke pot close to everyday and I'm on probation and get drug tested every week....so far i have been told that i am passing and all i do is drink a lot of cranberry juice and drink 2 glasses of water before my test...i dunno if I'm really passing or not but maybe this msg will help someone out

 

Answer by bug
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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drink plenty of water and cranberryjuice

 

Answer by kato
Submitted on 3/28/2005
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you guys are such idiots.

 

Answer by Megsie
Submitted on 3/30/2005
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YES! People people people... I am 5'2 and about 125 lbs.. I smoke on average about twice a week, I had to take a drug test, and was only clean was 11 days, and i passed with flying colors. Just drink a LOT of water, and cranberry juice and you WILL pass! Trust me!

 

Answer by Brooklyn
Submitted on 4/1/2005
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10-30 days

 

Answer by hidethestash
Submitted on 4/2/2005
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Hey i smoked half a ciggerello yesterday, i smoked about a week this month.. i have a drug test in 6 days for probation i have been taking    niacin pills twice a day and drinkin not as much water as i should be i weigh 115 lbs please someone help me out.

 

Answer by The Piamp
Submitted on 4/2/2005
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     To the guy who suggested drinking bleach, More power to ya buddy! You'll be shi*ting out your intestines within twenty minutes.I hope that you have medical insurrance you f****** *.
      And to the little punk that thinks that honey and cloves are going to do anything 4 you, Don't become a doctor, for our sake!
      The only way to be certain that you will pass your drug test is to not smoke. It's really not that hard. It's called will power.
    

 

Answer by Jurado
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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Try using efferdent. It helped me when I went to take a drug test and I smoked like 3 or 4 days b4 the test. Take 2 tablets of efferdent.1 2hrs b4 the test and the other an 1hr b4 the test. It should turn your pee clear and you will know you are safe then. Wish the best of luck to ya

-Jurado-

 

Answer by bootylicious
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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Im proof that the weed can be out of your system  in 2 weeks exact. Im a 150 pounds. I stopped smoking 6 years ago and started back 2weeks before my test. I did not even know i was going to be tested. I went for an interview and the next thing I know Im getting a UT. I did take a water pill the day before the test and was taking vitamins for an month.

 

Answer by sk8terhotty
Submitted on 4/7/2005
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I hear weed goes threw your system and in 2 your hair how do u get it out?

 

Answer by justin
Submitted on 4/8/2005
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call me at this number if you want to get weed out your system, 240-274-4067.

 

Answer by aim:gxxderekxxg
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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man i have a real story if i fail i have to go to rehab for at leats 3mounths then i will be placed in bootcamp for the whole summer i have a girlfriend i am strongly in love with and i can not leave her for this long period of time i will have supris test anytime now i smoked 2days ago and i shouldnt have cuz now im screwed please tell me what you would do in this position and what really works put to derek in your reply or im me please

 

Answer by Help me
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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hey, I'm about 120 pounds and about 5'6 i need help cuz i got a drug test sometime next week i did it for my 3rd time last friday. I NEED HELP PLEASE

 

Answer by Stoney
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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I took some stuff I got at a health food store called Black Magic.  I took the four pills and drank the liquid that came with two hours before my UA.  I then drank the amount of water cited on the directions and urinated three times before taking the drug test.  I had smoked the day before, not the day of and passed with flying colors.  I would recommend this to anyone trying to pass a UA fast.  The least riskiest idea however is to stop smoking completely at least a month prior to the UA.

 

Answer by lyn
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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I weight 138lbs and last week for the first time in 4 months I smoked one joint. I drank that carb drink that cleans your system in 4 hours. Today I took a urine drug test and my urine was to clean and couldn't be tested, now I gotta retake the test in two days.  Any suggestions? Do you think it's still there? Help!

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 4/13/2005
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my boyfriend to a drug test for work and they found 86% for weed and they are going to let him take it again and the last time he smoked was the 04/10/04 and his next drug test is 04/18/04 is there any way that he can pass this.

 

Answer by STEVEDAVE MEAT MAFIA represent
Submitted on 4/17/2005
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MIX 1 PART GREEN TEA(NO SUGAR OR ANYTHING) AND ONE PART 100! CRANBERRY JUICE. MAKE ABOUT TWO GALLONS OF IT IN ONE DAY AND YOU WILL BE CLEAN. IT WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU POOP WATER, IT DID TO ME, BUT THAT IS A GOOD THING IN TRYING TO CLEAN OUT. YOU GET RID OF FAT CELLS MORE IN POOP. I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO PEE OUT OF A VAGINA, LOL! ANYWAY, YOU COULD JUST DRINK ONE GALLON OF 100! CRANBERRY JUICE (IT ABSOLUTELY HAS TO BE 100!) IN ONE DAY AND YOU WILL BE CLEAN BY MORNING (IN MOST CASES(FAT OR SKINNY)). BOTH OF THEM HAVE ANTIOXIDANTS IN THEM AND THATS WHAT YOU NEED TO FLUSH OUT. SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, AND IF MY METHOD FAILS, IM DOUBLE SORRY. BUT SERIOUSLY, IT WON'T. HOPE THIS HELPS SOMEBODY, IT REALLY REALLY HELPED ME.

SIGNED,
AN ANONOMOUS STONER WHO HAS TO TAKE UA'S TO STAY IN A SCHOOL IN WHICH HE HAS BEEN "EXPELLED" FROM TWICE BEFORE (ONCE FOR WEED, HENSE THE UA'S) AND IF HE GETS KICKED OUT AGAIN ITS PERMANANT AND IT WOULD RUIN HIS LIFE.

THATS ME BY THE WAY.

PEACE.

 

Answer by steponme
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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well I have smoked blueberry kind bud for about 2 weeks, I quit for 3 days, smoked regular bud on Sat and Sun and I have a drug test Tues. I bought some stuff called Qcarb to clean out my system and I have been drinking tons of water do you think it will work?

 

Answer by Cant_Faze_Me
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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A Month...depending if you smoke on the regular or not...drink alottt of liquid

 

Answer by anthony
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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hey evry one just go to the grocery store and go to the jello section and buy a packet called sur jelly and mix it with gatorade a big one and mix it up and ull come out perfectly clean even for protein

 

Answer by the answer
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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alright alright adam. listen to me man. ok now i would just like to go off the record and tell you that that you're screw for your drug test. What if I told you that there was nothing you can or will ever be able to do and its never going to leave your system. I'm just joking about that, but there is nothing you can do to speed up the process within 2 weeks. All of these water tricks and vinegar and cranberry juice, it doesn't work. The only thing that speeds up the process is people freaking out. Yeah they might drink a lot of water, but the state of mind your in, being paranoid,  really is doing it. You see the chemicals in your brain are off balance when you are worried or paranoid. Have you ever noticed when your worried about something you always feel like you forgot to do something. Therefore the chemicals are basically attacking the THC in your blood. So if you just keep thinking your going to fail the drug test and if you just find something to get worried about you'll be straight for that drug test. Alright adam i hope this information was good for you. Good Luck. If you still want to not have it show in your blood, just have a blood transfusion, you can do this by yourself, just open a main vein and borrow somebodys blood. This is what you do, cut your left AND right wrists, borrow somebodys blood, let on of your wrists hang and drain, while you poor that person (or animals) blood over your other wrist and you'll be straight. You might want to try this process several times just to make sure you did it right. Ok bye bye now- either way you choose- Good Luck.

 

Answer by ??????????
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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hey yall my friends did weed last weekend for the first time.... they are testing our softball team on thursday 5 days.... can they get it out of there systems HOW! if i pee in a bottle and give it to them will it work?

 

Answer by harmonica Joe
Submitted on 4/20/2005
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man i drank a tea spoon of bleach mixed in watter and it didn't hurt, and that was like last year and it still didn't do anything bad to me, i don't know if it made me pass the drug test though, cause i did pretty much all of that stuff there talking about, but i did pass the test though. and i was wondering if that detox tea would help, anyone know?

 

Answer by Blunt Man
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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Lets get some actual Results after the test.  I've got a test next week some time and it's been 1 week since I hit a Chronic-J; and been blazin periodically prior.  Drinking Cranberry Juice, Water, and workin out has made me feel comfortable with passing; should I take any other supplements???  

 

Answer by josh282211
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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HEY I HAVE A DRUG TEST IN 3 DAYS AND I SMOKED ABOUT 14 DAYS AGO IS THERE A WAY I CAN PASS IT  MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW

 

Answer by Chrimaro
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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Hey If you don't like the taste of cranberry. They have Cranberry pills with all the benefits but none of the nasty taste. And one thing I can say is DON'T STRESS, the last thing that you need to do is put a mental load on your system, relaxation, exercise, hydration, and just a positive attitude are the first steps to getting it out, Good luck everyone.

 

Answer by tsmit
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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hey i ate a dime of middies about a week ago and i was wondering if it eating it makes THC stay in your system longer?

 

Answer by tommy
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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wow i hope people go to this everyday cuz man i live in indiana and i have a drug test tomrrow and i havent smoke for about 2 1/2 weeks
and i wiegh like 250 pounds and im like 6'2 and i smoke like almost 1 to 12 joints a day for a year straight.....soo if u have ne quick ideas post em before 3 indiana time...it is 1.42 right now

 

Answer by DSGFG
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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WHO EVER SAID BLEACH DONT LISTEN DRINKING BLEACH CAN KILL YOU ITS POISONOUS

 

Answer by DSGFG
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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WHO EVER SAID BLEACH DONT LISTEN DRINKING BLEACH CAN KILL YOU ITS POISONOUS

 

Answer by My dads a doctor
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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I smoke everyday possibly twice and i had a drug test for my school and my friend told me to drink a beer a hour before, because a beer is jsut the right amount of alcohol and that diverts your THC from your fat and comes out your rectom and your pee pee......so drink a beer(peferably coors)and pee it out of poop.!

 

Answer by Lillie
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Kindey Wood Tea and a lot of water helps

 

Answer by Rik
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Hey ppl....just wanna thnx some of you for the great tips you have into this "forum"....Im joining the army soon and had to stop smoking. Im gonna try with water an exercice, hope it works well

Some ppl says its about like 3 to 6 months to get out of the fat... Im kinda confused cause some of u say its about 40days with(water and exercice)

Plz just lemme know what yall think  thnx- Rik

 

Answer by jonh john
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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drink cranberry juice like 2 gallons.It helps trust me i passed my drug test.

 

Answer by Raven
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Hey, I smoked two joints and a bowl with a friend of mine 2 days ago, and I an having a urine test with the next week, will I be clean? I'm 5'5 and 170 pounds.

 

Answer by smokeymcpot
Submitted on 4/29/2005
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hey i have been toking the reefer for all of my life fool. all you need to do is drink a liter of lemon juice a day before te test followd by a shot of whiskey.....good luck

 

Answer by parolee
Submitted on 4/30/2005
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drink green tee for 2 weeks  before test about 19 days and take 10 niacin a day you will pass

 

Answer by Gumby
Submitted on 4/30/2005
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My Friend Jose has a problem, he has a drug test for the city coming up and he needs to find out how to get all this THC stuff out of his system. The Last time he chiefed was on April 16th and his drug test is  May 10th. That's 24 days. He is 5feet 8inches tall and Weighs approx 135 lbs. He has taken 2 niacin the day after he smoked and he plans to exercise for the next week. He is drinking 3 glasses regularly a day. Is there anything more he should be doing to pass his test or is he on his way to passing? Awnser me back at least before the 10th man. ALso how long can he smoke before the 10th ?

 

Answer by Darkness in the Shadows
Submitted on 5/1/2005
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Do not smoke at least a month before a test if you are a daily toker.  Get as much exercise as you can handle (Run, run, run).  THC is stored in your fat cells, so the quicker you burn them, the quicker you're clean.  If you have fast metabolism, the week before a test do not exercise and eat lots of fast food and high fat/calorie meals so your body replaces stored fat with this new fat.  Don't trust the pills and drinks they sell at head shops, most of them are detectable as drug screens, so you end up spending a lot of money and failing your test.  However, I know a few people who go to clinics for drug abusers and pay $50+ for pills that will clean your system out if you take them for two weeks before a test.  There is also a drink that will work if you drink it a couple of hours before a test, but you're only clean for a few hours.  If a pill or drink guarentees that you'll pass or your money back, consider them but read the directions and follow them.  Drink lots of antioxidants, which will clean out your blood stream and remove damaging cells.  If you have a Safeway or Randalls in your area, go to the produce section and find the Odwalla juices.  There is one type called Mo Beta, which contains antioxidants and also helps if you're sick.  I usually drink two a day for a week before a drug test (after not smoking for 5 weeks and heavy exercising).  Also there is a Micronutrient Odwalla with Wheatgrass, which I heard also helps.  If you have a Jamba Juice or Smoothie King, they should sell shots of wheatgrass.  The most important thing is to not smoke, for a couple of weeks before a test try to stay away from friends who toke, but second hand doesn't really cause a failed test unless you are in a situation like inside an enclosed car when it is getting smogged out with three blunts at once and you get tested the next day.  Drinking water doesn't clean you out but it delutes your urine.  "Healthy mountaineer pees clear."  The day of your urinalysis test, don't submit your first urination of the morning since your body breaks down fat cells and toxins while you are asleep.  Drink lots of water, but don't over dose (death is possible).  Pee a few times and make sure it is clear, not thick yellow.  When you do submit to the test, pee a little bit in the toilet before you pee in the cup, and also don't pee the last you have inside of your bladder into the cup.  Most toxins tend to leave the body at the beginning and end of urinations.  Becareful though, some places say they won't accept your sample if it is too diluted, try to have some color in it.  After my first drug test, my probation officer told me my urinalysis was too diluted and some counties consider that a failed test.  Legally, that's a lie, but he was testing me to see if I knew that diluting your sample was a screen for illegal drugs.  I played dumb by saying that I exercise in the mornings and drink lots of fluids thoughout the day to stay hydrated.  He believed my story so I was off the hook, when it could have been disastrious, like tests every visit.  Just stay away from the sticky green, if you're on probation it is not worth getting bailed out of jail again, getting prison time or extended probation, and having to attend AA meeting every week.  Marijuana can cost you more money than it costs to get high.

 

Answer by chillin
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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drug r good

 

Answer by creampie
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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i know for sure that if you eat a small pinch of cat-hair{i know it sounds funny,but it is true}this will rid your system in an hour and a half. i know 5 people that have passed doing this. good luck to all!!

 

Answer by Pot Free
Submitted on 5/5/2005
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DONT DO FUKING DRUGS
   BIAAAAATCH

 

Answer by BOy47
Submitted on 5/6/2005
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EVERYONE - What you need to remember is that your body wants to get ride of the THC.
You need to go and get some Natural antioxidants, and I mean from a natural shop.
That is prob the best thing you can do.

As for Vinager you have got to be kidding, that is the oldest stupidest one in the book.

Some good antioxidants are: Grapes, Red Wine, carrots and yes, good quality cranberry juice will help, but only if it is fresh and organic. And yes - Lots of water with the above.

 

Answer by CANTE3
Submitted on 5/7/2005
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HEY GUYS I HADN'T SMOKED IN ABOUT THREE MONTHS AND THEN AT A PARTY I TOOK FIVE HITS OFF A JOINT HOW LONG SHOULD IT TAKE TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM?

 

Answer by Techno0159
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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hey I have a test coming up in less than a week and I smoked today but only took 2 hits from a pipe how can I get clean by then I quit for a week when I got caught and if I dont pass this test I lose the love of my life plz some one help me I smoked for like a less than a week straight and quit for a while after that and smoked a little bit like a hit now and then how will I be able to pass?

 

Answer by yeah
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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your all retards

 

Answer by BigDaddy
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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The best way to pass a urine test is to stop smoking.(DUH)

But if you must smoke try eatting Grapenuts cereal everyday for two weeks plus cranberry juice, Water (lots of H2O), and one hour before the test take Ready Clean (Detoxify) plus lots of water and you will be AOK. Peace Out!!

 

Answer by Smokey
Submitted on 5/10/2005
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for the one with the hair follicle test...you're screwed..i suggest you shave your head..

 

Answer by joint
Submitted on 5/11/2005
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   THIS IS FOR PEOPLE UNDER 180 POUNDS
first time ever- 3-5days
one a month 5-8 days
2 more a month- 15-20 days
once a week 25-30- days
2-3 times a week- 32-36 days
daily 35-49- days

exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... drinking water is good but u have to do it before the drug test because all that water does is screws up the test. Vinager and cramberry juice does nothing too because they are not fat sulable and THC is stored in fat!!

 

Answer by phil
Submitted on 5/12/2005
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i am 15 140 pounds and do it 3 to 4 times a week how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by bearcats06
Submitted on 5/14/2005
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Don't Smoke Weed Is All I Can Say

 

Answer by Landon
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Pickle juice.....thats all i gots to say...it might be the nastiest thing in the world but it works....oh if u really dont want to worry just eat SHROOMS!!!!

 

Answer by Landon
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Pickle juice.....thats all i gots to say...it might be the nastiest thing in the world but it works....oh if u really dont want to worry just eat SHROOMS!!!!

 

Answer by reeferman22
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Its been 15 days since ive smoked. i tested my self today and i was still dirty.i have to take a drug blood test in 2 days. ive heared all the remidies .im 5'9 and only 110 pounds i need advise quick our i go to jail, please help

 

Answer by Stonercop
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Hey Ive been a Police Officer for 4 Years now. I Smoke 1 to two ounces of weed a week. This is the best advice you will ever get. We get tested regularly twice a month and random tests. I always drink lots of water and run 4 times a week and lift weights and eat different foods that eat away at fat and take multi vitamins every day. As well as i try to drink tomato juice once a day and i have still no traces in my system so if you will be getting tested regularly thats your best bet it works for me. But don't take this as 100% fact because i cant say it will work on everyone. And i am  also quitting to soon because i realized i like my career more then my habit. Thats my advice for you guys so ill talk to you soon and lol stay out of trouble.

 

Answer by bobbinforapples
Submitted on 5/17/2005
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I had one hit from a joint about 16 days ago. I hardly ever smoke and I have a fast metabolism. I have a drug test tomorrow, what are the chances of there being any traces?

 

Answer by king beastius
Submitted on 5/18/2005
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I smoked out about ten times with really good chronic for about 4 days, I have a test in two weeks, I'm 5 '10" 190lbs but I exercise a lot and I'm drinking water like a mad man will I make it?

 

Answer by Christan
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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Actually guys there is a quick and easy way to clean your system out.  My boyfriend is on probabtion and monthly has a drug test.  If you go to the underground or a drug store the have a drink called a stripper or a shake. IT is very effective. They usually cost around $40.  He has used these drinks every month for a year now and has not yet failed a test.  The only bad think about them is that they cost a lot of money.. It will add up.  But hey if you dont want to get in trouble by parents or keep a job or stay out of jail i would recomend these drinks.    

 

Answer by tonnie
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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i smoke weed at least once a day for the past 4 months! i have a drug test in 2 or 3 days and i am trying to figure out how to clean out my system before then! PLEAZE HELP! e-mail me at hott_lil_mama_99@yahoo.com if you have any solutions!!

 

Answer by red
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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i am 5' 10 and wiegh 215 ibs..i hav smoked weed for the past 3 weekends..i just took a drug test today and the last time i smoke was 4 days ago..will i pass?

 

Answer by Tea_Bag
Submitted on 5/20/2005
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Look people you are all freaking out over nothing just either your a pot or not a pot head and i myself am a pot head i have smoked weed since i was 10 and i mean daily before school in school after school thats even if i go to school i consider myself a chronic weed smoker and i am getting drug tested in like a day and you know what i say FORGET THE USA AND THEIR STUPID rules cuz they allow ciggarettes and not marijuana but i have called professionals and they said the minimum is 30 days if your a chronic weed smoker but if not the best bet is to not smoke drink anything that will make you pis alot and excersise TRUST ME IF YOUR DONT CAll 1877-217-1302 ask for yourself they are PROFESSIONALS AND WHATEVER YOUR DO DONT DRINK BLEACH AT ALL IT WILL NOT CLEAN OUT YOUR SYSTEM IF IT EVEN MAKES IT TO YOUR STOMACH YOUR WIND PIPE AND ESOPHAGUS WITH BOTH CLOSE UP AND YOU MIGHT CHOKE TO DEATH IF IT IS TO HIGH OF A PERCENTAGE IF NOT YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME HOSPITAL TIME... IF YOU LIVE.

 

Answer by Cameron
Submitted on 5/21/2005
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Me and my friends use a vitamin to clean out your system in only 3 days, This is some good stuff. but at the same time it makes your skin breakout and burn and itch.  

 

Answer by MaryJane
Submitted on 5/23/2005
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Hey I have a drug test in two days. I have smoked everyday for 7 years. I have only stopped smoking for a week now. I drink lots of water and exercise.  Am I pretty much screwed?  And does niacin really work?  HELP!

 

Answer by panteraman77
Submitted on 5/23/2005
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i took 1 hit about 2 weeks ago, and like 5 hits from a bong 4 days before that, and i have a test in about a week and a half. I've been sweating a LOT, will i do good?

 

Answer by Bleach
Submitted on 5/24/2005
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16 drops of bleach per 1 gallon of water.  this is how you purify water.  wait for the bleach to settle (about 30 minutes) and make sure it doesn't taste bad.  now you have purified drinking water.

assholes.

 

Answer by midnightoker
Submitted on 5/25/2005
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use number 1  or the whizzinator
  200% guaranteed or double your money back!!

 

Answer by Majinbuu_Goku187
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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for people who dont smoke constantly (Like Everyday) Drink, Take, Exercise Whatever Makes u Urinate alo. Normally u can take and Herbal Clean Liquid and Urinate all that THC out of ur system. All that stuff does is make u Urinate like 10 -15 times in an hour but take a day or two before test so all the THC gets out. If grapejuice, water, tea, pickle juice, etc. makes u urinate like this Herbal Clean then it works but i would think youd have to drink alot. the only thing that has worked for me was herbal clean while exercising ur arse off. besides i was on color code for probation and on the color black (drop a urine test like one to three to three times a week) for a year and this is what i did and it work as long as u dont smoke alot(Everyday) But my best advise is to just quit smokin and naturally clean system in 30-36 days deppending of how much u weigh and ur metabolism. as for a hair sample THC stays in hair for at least a year deppending on how much u smoke. But ill tell u this i quit smoking for 35 days and i was a smoker like every 4 to 5 hours id smoke a blunt didn't take nothing do nothing just quit smokin and i have a high metabolism and weigh abou 115 and 5'10' and i still had traces in my system so if your a bigg time smoker then work ur arse off and try every thing but using bleach (Dumbass) the more body fat u have the longer it takes to clean out no matter what u do deppending on how much u smoke But always read what u are taking if u take someting cause it could hurt u longterm. As far as spine test i live in a state where that is illegal plus i dont do that stuff. As for mushrooms they show up in urine to not joking about this GL to everyone.

 

Answer by Majinbuu_Goku187
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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for people who dont smoke constantly (Like Everyday) Drink, Take, Exercise Whatever Makes u Urinate alo. Normally u can take and Herbal Clean Liquid and Urinate all that THC out of ur system. All that stuff does is make u Urinate like 10 -15 times in an hour but take a day or two before test so all the THC gets out. If grapejuice, water, tea, pickle juice, etc. makes u urinate like this Herbal Clean then it works but i would think youd have to drink alot. the only thing that has worked for me was herbal clean while exercising ur arse off. besides i was on color code for probation and on the color black (drop a urine test like one to three to three times a week) for a year and this is what i did and it work as long as u dont smoke alot(Everyday) But my best advise is to just quit smokin and naturally clean system in 30-36 days deppending of how much u weigh and ur metabolism. as for a hair sample THC stays in hair for at least a year deppending on how much u smoke. But ill tell u this i quit smoking for 35 days and i was a smoker like every 4 to 5 hours id smoke a blunt didn't take nothing do nothing just quit smokin and i have a high metabolism and weigh abou 115 and 5'10' and i still had traces in my system so if your a bigg time smoker then work ur arse off and try every thing but using bleach (Dumbass) the more body fat u have the longer it takes to clean out no matter what u do deppending on how much u smoke But always read what u are taking if u take someting cause it could hurt u longterm. As far as spine test i live in a state where that is illegal plus i dont do that stuff. As for mushrooms they show up in urine to not joking about this GL to everyone.

 

Answer by berry_shortcake_21
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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I was wanting to know if lemon juice helps getting pot and other stuff out of your hair for a hair follicle test ? Does that really work ? If so please email me at berry_shortcake_20@yahoo.com thanks ... Jessica

 

Answer by koger
Submitted on 5/29/2005
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.... smoked on 5.28. been a daily smoker for the past 3 months. i will be tested somewhere between 6.13 and 6.17.  i will drink water, excercise, drink cranberry and prune juice, take herbal clean from gnc as well... does anyone else have more to say? good solid advice appreciated.

 

Answer by ME
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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Mix a thing called Certo, it is a gelatin, mix it with something like cranberry juice or something, it tastes really bad but it clears your system and if the place you are getting tested tests for cleaners this won't show up because it isn't a cleaner it just works like one.

 

Answer by robin
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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hi i am just going to the doctor for a regular physical like i do every year excpet i am taking a urine test . this isnt a test where hes checkin for drugs just to cee if eveyrhting ok . 1- will it come up i did it about 2 weeks ago and only a couple hits. i drinmk about 6 bottles of water a day. will i be fine ????

 

Answer by mini rob
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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wutsup. im 14 years old 120 lbs and around 5'5.... the last time i smoekd was on may 20th and i am taking a urine sample at my physical this friday(june 3... i also have been drinking at leats 4 bottles of water a day and exercise every day. will it be lceared out my urine by then???????

 

Answer by J DOG
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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hey guys, i was a frequent use but i found out that i have to take a drug test soon b/c my mom got me medical insurance and she said that im gna have a check up and that theyre also going to drug test me through my urine and blood.... from what i hear blood gets outta your system quicker... ive been taking 500 mg niacin pills (not everyday tho), i drink cranberry juice (also not daily), i drink lots of water, i sweat a lot during my p.e. class, i pee as often as i can, and i drank a bunch of beers n stuff the other night... there isnt an exact date on the drug test but it can be anytime within a week to a month tops... i havent smoked for about 2 weeks now, i weigh about 190 lbs and im 6"1 and a half or so... im not fat, mostly muscle... i need to know how much more time i would need for it to be out of my system... please send me an email ( thrice11@hotmail.com ) or instant message me on AIM ( breakdown1989 ) ... i'd appreciate any advice

 

Answer by the dude
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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i want to suggest something..... from the texts above... it seems most of you are stupid.... please just quit smoking pot period. Or infact drink the bleach its good for you. Its people like you who ruin the pot smoking for the people who can actually do it.. if you are worried about your job.... or parents or whatever... think about this.... is it worth it.. but really chances are..your going to say YEAH MAN...IT IS when in fact you have ben trained to talk that way for you do not know the ways of a true pot head. just quit. do yourself a favore. love,   The Dude

 

Answer by i smoke rock
Submitted on 6/1/2005
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alright the easiest way to pass a drug test is.. about an hour before the test drink a bottle of robotusin because some of the ingredients found in robotusin are in detox. trust me i smoke everyday and im on probation and i have to take a drug test every monday and its worked everytime.
                      -still smokin

 

Answer by ex-pothead
Submitted on 6/1/2005
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I am on probation and for me this is a fact.
I'm 5'6" and weigh about 120. I smoked every day for a few months and quit when I got my court papers. Then a week after quitting I smoked again everyday for a week and went to court and failed. Then a week and a half later I was clean. I took a multivitamin everyday and drank a ton of water and still do. I don't eat much meat (only fish) but eat tons fruits and vegetables, peanut butter, and plenty of breads. I had some friends and they failed theirs after quitting for a month but they are little bigger. It's different for every person.

 

Answer by big trouble
Submitted on 6/4/2005
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i need to get weed of my system... i havent smoked in 9 days ...im 6 foot 1 inch 150 pounds about how maany dayz 4 weed 2 get off my system nd wat can i do 2 help get it off my system..

 

Answer by voonder
Submitted on 6/5/2005
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take a whiz in the toilet. then stick your head in and lap it up like your dog or cat does. it works, sort of like the way that snake venom works. the cause is the cure. good luck dude!

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 6/7/2005
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Hey Ive been a smoker for the past 15 years, recently I quit to take a test for a job..I went to a head shop and got some stuff..they had 2 kinds of liquid drinks that clear you out in like an hour..the stuff works.

 

Answer by stonedagain420
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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I am on probation and house arrest and get drug tested about every ten days and i get high for about 3or4 days then start drinking alot of water and it has worked but my past two test have been diluted and now they want me to take a blood test and i kneed to flush it out but dont know how and if i get caught i could get sent up again what do i do

 

Answer by jjgh
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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Look don't listen to old wives tales. Bleach,niacin, Cranberry juice, even detox are gimmicks. Fat breaks down THC. Ive never seen anyone that hasn't used in 30 day ever fail. Tests have cutoff limits. Yes it may still leave trace amounts but will not trigger a positive result. People who claim they failed after 30 days of sobriety weren't sober the 30 days. Thats why parole officers wait exactly 30 days to give tests to people who fail for THC when on parole. The detox products tell you to drink excess amounts of water, thats what gets people to pass their tests, the water not the pills. And yes the tests can be unreliable, if you fail demand a second test if it has been past 30 days of smoking. I work for a juvenile court office and heard kids drinking bleach because of what they've read from people who don't really know. no matter how long or how much you smoke 30 days will pass you, or luck if you smoked within 30.

 

Answer by JR
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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Y all pot heads .Look im 5'3 115 IL wut the fuk should i do if i got a job interveiw and i smoked 5 bowls 3 days ago. it was the first time in months will i pass ? HElP ME OUT PLZ.

 

Answer by VirginStoner
Submitted on 6/9/2005
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Well I dont know about all these answers, but I do have to say that a girl on my basketball team smoked pot but stopped 2 months before we took our drug test and failed. So I think it has to take much longer to get out. I just started smoking pot and I've dont it only about 4 times, and I'm worried its gonna show up in my drug test when I take it in August, so I hope ur guys' advice is all right!

 

Answer by The person
Submitted on 6/11/2005
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Ok seriously.... if u really are that woried u can try all these courses of action and try my excuse that you sat in a hot boxed room. that useally works for an excuse :P

 

Answer by cooldude51
Submitted on 6/11/2005
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smoke some meth that works for me

 

Answer by kc1969
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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how long does it take to get marijuana out of your saliva?

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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i smoked every day from last week and i might get a drug test becaus my stupid friend droped the bottle we were smoking out of, i was guna get it but it was to far cause i smoked about 1 and a half grams. im like 5 foot 90 pounds 7th grade what should i do

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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i smoked every day from last week and i might get a drug test becaus my stupid friend droped the bottle we were smoking out of, i was guna get it but it was to far cause i smoked about 1 and a half grams. im like 5 foot 90 pounds 7th grade what should i do

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 6/13/2005
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i smoke pot everyday and i weigh 110 pounds.  I had a drug test for PROBATION 8 days after i smoked and barely drinked any water those 8 days.  I passed with flying colors.  Everyone is different.  Go to CVS Pharmacy and buy the at home drug tests and test yourself to know for sure.  For bigger people it takes longer.  Sweating and peeing a lot cleans your system faster.  But always drink lots of water to be sure.

 

Answer by kat
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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whoever told everyone to drink bleach should be sued because they are an idiot

 

Answer by demonsmokadaherb
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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hello everbody im really worryed cause i got a drug evaluatoin tommorow and i havent smoked in about a month and a half but a week ago i was rolling a blunt and a couple of joints for a friend of mine and i kinda gots some weed in my mouth i spit it out but i had the taste in my mouth im scared i will get a hot ua or what ever they do to me im drank lots of apple juice and crannberry juice and water im drinking green tea now and im going to drink some pickle juice will i be clean and does anybody know what happens in a drug evaluation?????????????????????????????????

 

Answer by money mike
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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if you don't smoke for about a year in half and take a 2hits off a joint then 3hrs take to more and smoke a blunt 2Dy's later and have to take a drug test Wednesday what should i do

 

Answer by ReeferMadness
Submitted on 6/16/2005
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I've been a pretty heavy user for the past year or so.. (about a few bowls a day) and i have a drug test comming up in a couple days,.. yesterday was the last day im going to smoke,
Anyone know a quick way to get THC outa the system in a few short days?

 

Answer by brandon  k
Submitted on 6/16/2005
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whoever said they got a hair test,your screwed.i heard you can tell what drugs you have used within the last seven months.

 

Answer by Navy Brat
Submitted on 6/18/2005
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DT in 2 days....someone please help, I haven't smoked in over a year, but did a week ago, get it out of my system.

 

Answer by vradle 420
Submitted on 6/18/2005
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FIRST OF ALL THC STAYS FOR ASSLONG AS YOU WANT JUST HAVE FAITH IN GOD HILL HELP YOU GOOD LUCK

 

Answer by HELP!!!!!!!!!
Submitted on 6/20/2005
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This is not an answer,but I got a job at sonic and found out it wasn't where i wanted to work,so I wanna go apply at wal*mart,but you have to take a drug test,and  i am like 106 pounds and 16 and I smoked marijuana about 4 times on different days twice on one day and didn't really feel any different,and I need help getting it out of my system

 

Answer by TheOne
Submitted on 6/22/2005
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There are tests at your local rite aid that will tell you if u test positive or negative. They usally cost about 15 or so. I have a test in 2 weeks and i have been drinking water and i took the test from rite aid and passed...

 

Answer by smokealot
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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eat toilet paper. it increases your matabolism. trust me

 

Answer by DOJA GIRL
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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LOOK IVE BEEN ON PROBATION FOR 3 YEARS I SMOKE EVERY SINGLE DAY AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY AND I TAKE A DRUG TEST EVERY MONTH.IVE RECENTLY QUIT SMOKING JUST TO BETTER MYSELF AND ACTUALLY GIVE MYSELF A SHOT AT A REAL FUTURE. ANYWAY ALL 3 YEARS IVE USED HERBAL CLEANS Q-CARBO LIQUID THEY'VE GOT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FLAVORS BUT I LIKE THE GRAPE ONE BEST. IT HAS ALWAYS WORKED I MEAN REALLY ALL 3 YEARS EVERY MONTH. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE CAREFULLY AND BE SURE TO URINE FREQUENTLY BEFORE ACTUALLY TAKING THE TEST. THEY RECENTLY TOOK HERBAL CLEAN OFF THE SHELVES AT VITAMIN SHOPPES WHERE IT WAS ONLY $25 BUT THEY DO HAVE IT AT GNC FOR $50. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

 

Answer by twistergirl
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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I NEED HELP--I am going for a job interview and I think they do a blood test that day.  This test is 6/29 and I haven't smoked any for 1 1/2 weeks to 2 weeks so by the test it will be almost 3 weeks.  before that I smoked maybe 3-4 hits of my pipe a night 2-3 nights a week sometimes less.  Can someone give me some good ADVICE on what I can do to pass this blood test for this job I need BADLY!!!!!

 

Answer by The Kelsey that Knows all
Submitted on 6/24/2005
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okay so. i got a drug test today. and. i don't know the answers to any of the questions on here, but i have a suggestion. eat a whole lemon. you are all lucky though. you know about your drug test weeks in advance...i knew a day before i had to go get one done. so, my suggestion is stop smoking. and maybe you won't have this problem. yeah.

 

Answer by big jay
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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thnx u guys really helped meh im in 9 grade but i always wonders but i also heard if 3 hours b4 the test u eat a packet of sugo jelly found in grocery stores in hygene isle ure clean so try that

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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ok. i had a little more than a dime of weed, and i smoked it every-other day at the most, but i smoked all of it alone. i smoked the last of it about a week ago, but it wasnt even enough to get high. school starts in about a month and a half and they conduct random drug tests and rumors have bene going around that i smoke grass....so i will most likely be tested. if this helps i weigh 150 and i am 5'6''. please help..u can even email me nicklanphier@hotmail.com or IM me DE Pow Wow

 

Answer by DR. R. Saunders M.D.
Submitted on 6/26/2005
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I am a medical doctor in Atlanta, Georgia. The only thing to get weed out of your system is to stop smoking it. Yes Pickle Juice, Cranberry Juice, Ginsing, Tomato Juice, and Green Tea all help to lower THC in your system, but you will still have traces of it. No body stated that none of these products work if you have a high fat or high sugar diet. The natural way is drink a lot of water, get pleanty of exercise, sleep, and eat healthy. And to the person who said drink bleach, I will be seeing you soon. That is the dunbest stuff I have ever heard. If you have to and I mean you are really deaparate go to General Nutrition Center and get Herbal Clean; when you take it you can't eat any high fat products like chocolate, sugars, and fried foods. Follow the program for 72 hrs and you will pass the test. But no product can clean your system of THC it just skrews up the test. Good Luck

 

Answer by sash
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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arright i did not do this before but i herd that if you are really desprate you can tell your friend to pee in a cup before hand then pour it into the cup of the urine test becuase the DNA of the individual does not show up

 

Answer by smokey lee roo
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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You people need to stop asking will it show up and start reading some of the responses, dont be a lazy pot smoker and do some research.  DOT medical's are emit tests thus dont smoke for 3 weeks and your fine.  And really people if you want these jobs that do drug tests well hell you might as well quit smoking or face a firing if you have a accident at work cause they are gonna drug test you even if you didnt cause it.  So either stop smoking or look for a job that doesnt matter if you want to chill on your couch after work and smoke some blunts. :)

 

Answer by Just_a_Thought
Submitted on 6/28/2005
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To the guy who said drink bleach...sounds to me u tryed it before....hahaha anyhow i just wanted to say B complex just daily...lots of water green veggies and red meats...and Get A flush lol....good luck and oh...it's just a thought!.lol teehee

 

Answer by ontheothrside
Submitted on 6/29/2005
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It really saddens me to read all these accounts of drug use. I do not smoke pot or anything else. But on the other side, my spouse is a user. His use has absolutely destroyed our family. He started using once or twice a week at first. It gradually increased to daily use and then became out of control. He started smoking all day, everyday. He of course progressed on to using cocaine (smoked it with his marijuana) and abusing alcohol. He lost jobs consitantly,and no longer had life with his family. (including his two baby boys) Now,his childern don't even know him and last I saw him he moved in with some of his "smoking buddies" as I call them and lives on the street basically, going from hit to hit.  So if you think that the use of marijuana or any other drug is a casual or  non harmful thing, you've got another thing coming. Everyone always talks about the harmful things that drugs do to one's person, but no one ever talks about the harmful things it does the other person or persons in their lives.

 

Answer by nonick
Submitted on 6/30/2005
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There
are a number of factors involved in a testing procedure and
unfortunately the answer to your question is considerably more
complicated than applying a strict formula according to what drug has
been ingested and how long it has been since the last exposure. In
addition everyone is different and no two people are physically the
same in terms of retention. Having said that there are some
generalities regarding drug testing and retention and I will attempt
to cover those and explain them where necessary:

Drug tests detect drugs as well as metabolites. Metabolites are the
byproducts of a substance after it has run its course through your
system. To determine whether you will pass a drug test or not, it is
important to know how much of the illicit metabolites are in your
urine (assuming this is a urine test) and how much is tested for, the
latter being entirely out of your control and having a great bearing
on whether or not you will pass or fail.

Where Tetrahydracannabinol (THC in marijuana) is concerned there is
just too much human variation to even approximate how long it can be
detected in the urine of an individual. The half-life of THC ranges
between 0.8 to 9.8 days. THC tends to store in fatty tissues of the
organs so infrequent users with a fast metabolism (low body fat) will
have the shortest detection time. Frequent users with a slow
metabolism will have longer detection times simply by virtue of the
fact that they use more often and have more storage space (fat) for
the metabolites. The only reasonable way to estimate a detection time
is to consider the lower and upper bounds, which is roughly 3 to 30
days in most individuals though rarely some chronic users have tested
positive in excess of 30 days. Generally speaking however, if you
smoke marijuana today and you get tested tomorrow, chances are you
will fail the test. If you are an infrequent user with a relatively
fast metabolism and you smoke marijuana ONE TIME today only to take a
test 5-7 days later, the likelihood that you will pass the test is
indeed much greater. On the other hand, if you are an infrequent user
and you smoke an extraordinary quantity of especially potent
marijuana, lets say, over a period of 24 hours one weekend and then
face a test 5-7 days later your chances of passing the test decrease
dramatically.

There’s no way really to predict pass or fail odds on any person much
less the population at large; there are simply too many factors to
consider (degree of intoxication, rate of your metabolism, tolerance,
frequency of intake, fluid intake, amount of marijuana, potency of
marijuana, and length of time you've been a user, height, weight age,
body mass, gender, etc). As I said though in order to establish “some”
type of consistency the general rule of thumb is that 30 days is a
safe span of time to purse traces of marijuana from your system for
almost all people and 3 days is safe for a few who partake only
occasionally.

It is also important to know that if your employer is testing for
50ng/ml or greater or if the employer is looking for a much smaller
cutoff. In other words, the general rule of thumb may not apply in a
situation where an entity is testing for 10ng/ml because this is
virtually a negligible level while 50ng/ml is the most commonly used
test. Suffice it to say that in the explanation I have provided, this
30-day period is recommended in order to insure that one’s metabolism
has time to purge his system to an acceptable level of 50ng/ml. A more
sensitive test of course would require more time, but fortunately
these more sensitive tests are extremely rare and not commonly used by
most civilian industries.

How can you speed up the process?

Don’t use drugs. This is a given, but since it is probably not
practical in your case you should greatly limit these indiscretions as
mush as possible and when you do smoke, don’t binge. In short, if you
feel you must do it, be responsible otherwise and practice
self-restraint.

Increase your metabolism. Physical activity will speed up your
metabolism and help eliminate the traces of drugs in your system.
There is nothing about this that unnaturally hides the fact that you
are a drug user, but in reality it actually helps to physically purge
your system of the drug. You can also increase your metabolism by
taking on a high calorie diet in conjunction with increased physical
activity. Some experts say that consuming mass quantities of high
calorie food will temporarily increase one’s metabolic rate by up to
10 percent, but of source this is not necessarily a healthy approach
for the long terms because it can cause heart disease, obesity and a
number of other problems. Basically what I am saying here is that if
you are “dirty” stop smoking, exercise with intensity, and eat big and
drink lots and lots of water until your test.

Finally, if you feel that you are jeopardy of failing a test you can
always test YOURSELF first. This site from the US FOOD AND DRUG
ADMINISTRATION explains home testing and even they have suggested that
the “safe” period is 3-7 days with the disclaimer that this period is
not relative in all cases depending on the many factors I have listed
above.

US FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/oivd/homeuse-drug-2step.html



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Answer by weedisfromtheearth
Submitted on 7/1/2005
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i am trying to get a job and i smoked on wens. i don't know if i am going to get the job but i need to still clear my system. and will cigarettes show up to ??

 

Answer by fresno
Submitted on 7/2/2005
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Drink Rubbing Alchol and take 2 tylenol p.m, 12 hours before the test. Trust me man, it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a drug test yesterday for UPS and I smoked bout 4 blunts 2 days ago, and my results came back NEGATIVE!!!! But make sure you dillute (mix) it with Sprite Remix.

 

Answer by Trooper
Submitted on 7/4/2005
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i just smoked some crack...it's awesome

 

Answer by mike
Submitted on 7/5/2005
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im 5 feet 10 inches and i did weed about 3 times in a month and a half i never really got high either of the 3 times can thc  still get in your system even if you dont get high and if so how long will it take for it to get out for me


 

Answer by rexrexworth
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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Any help?

I stopped smoking heavily about 3 years ago.
For 2 years after, I smoked every weekend.
Starting about a year ago, I smoke about once a month.
Last time I smoked was just a few hits just about a month ago... no big deal, right?

But what about this? I just started exercising heavily about 2-3 weeks ago. I run a mile every morning now.

Will that pull out the fatty deposits and possibly cause me to fail a drug test if I took it today?

 

Answer by Jay-lin'
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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I have a sports physical tomorrow and i smoked weed on monday (today is wednesday). will they give me a pee test and draw blood? because the last time i drew blood and peed was like in the beginning of june. and it's now.. july 6th...

 

Answer by NucLeuS
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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hair test.....cut your hair off...

 

Answer by cherrymae
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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I will try the 4 aspirins and tell you the results. My test is scheduled for this week, i have not smoked for at least 3 years, and i just started back last month when i was in a car accident, it brought me some relief, now i am going back to work and they will want a test. If they do the hair strand test i'mscrewed.

 

Answer by KingPot
Submitted on 7/9/2005
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hey i know that if you drink a lot of tea like a week before the test you will pass and working out and vitamin b works you.. i am a guy and the bra bull dosn't work for me but what i made was a bladder that had a temp strip on the outside .. you can get these strips at pet stores they go on the inside of a reptile cage .. you can make a cut off vaulve to let it out .. i suggest doing it the smart was and drink 5 gallons of water for a week and you should be fine ..

 

Answer by LanceVahns
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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oh noh!!! ive just had my physical exam a while ago. Ive only smoked once last month and it has been 21 days since the last time i smoked... will it thc show up in my test?? waaa!!! i need help!!!

 

Answer by Cozumel100
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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Ok Adam like someone said up there pot doesnt stay in your system THC does. it is stored in fat cels for as long as the fat cells are in your body. if your particuarly over weight then fat cells stay longer but otherwise u should be good. and like pretty boy said if ur real worried about getting caught then STOP! and for gods sake dont drink bleach It only kills everything in your system but fat cells and makes  extrmly sick plus u drinnk to much u wake up in a wood box ok so no bleach and work out
                         Cozumel

 

Answer by Magik Chupacabra
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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I smoked a lot last week and have a test on Aug 25.  Yep... Im on Probation.  Becuse of that it led me here.  Now I havent smoked in over a year but smoked for about 2 weeks straight.  I wasant really shure what to do till i came here.  But the only question I have is.  Has anyone heared of Shure Gel???  Its for making your own jelly.  Most people around here swear that it works.  Anyone know a thing about it???  BTW!!!  If THC stays in fat cells I reccomend everyone quit smoking and start running if you have a test soon;)

 

Answer by no mo dope
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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Yea,, drink at least a cup of bleach and you won't have to worry about testing because  YOU WILL BE DEAD ! Try pool clorine if that isn't a painfull enough death.

 

Answer by sammysnothigh
Submitted on 7/15/2005
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alright im in rehab.. i was clean last wednesday. which was one week ago. i took 2 hits today, which is thursday. i probably have to drop on monday. do i have a chance.? im me on aim. Sammy8943

 

Answer by insomuchtrouble!!!!
Submitted on 7/16/2005
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well the police dogs came round 2 mi house 2day an sniffed out weed in mi room an now mi dad says im nt welcome in his house unless i take a drug test which is scheduled 4 2mrw!!! an i cant remember wen i smoked pot last maybe last week i think im so screwed!!!

 

Answer by saad
Submitted on 7/16/2005
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well...guys...
i'll tell u one thing....it all depends on ure metabolism.....
i'm a skinny guy who weighs 125 pounds and 17 year old....now check this out...this is how to get u to pass the drug test
1.Excercise alot (running,crunches,push-ups)......do it till u sweat alot..especially in the sun...u'll sweat more.....
2.Drink alot of water...2 cups in 1   hr...DONT DRINK TOO MUCHHHHH..U'LL GET SICK FOR REAL!!!AND U WONT FEEL LIKE DRINKING  NYMORE..
  but make sure u dont drink it rite before
  or rite after u excercise..you'll get a
  cramp...
3.Eat alot of high calorie foods like pizzas, bacon,  meat e.t.c. this increases ure metabolism rate...also drink green tea..
4. Alot of u guys who smoke weed...I also know most of you also smoke cigarettes...well thats good..cuz cigarette smoke increases your metabolism rate too..by increasing your heart beat..
5.DO NOT MIX BLEACH OR VINEGAR IN THE TEST...THIS WILL CAUSE TOO LOW OF PH, OR TOO HIGH OF PH...AND U AUTOMATICALLY FAIL..SO THESE ARE JUST RUMORS....DONT BELIEVE THIS CRAP.
6.Pee 3 hrs before the test...and drink alot of water within those 3 hrs...and then pee in the cup...

TO BEAT STANDARDIZED URINE TESTS....FOR SMALL JOBS..QUIT SMOKING WEED AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE YOU TRY THE ABOVE THINGS...
BUT IF URE APPLYING FOR BIG JOBS...LIKE BANK, OR SOME COMPANY...THEY'LL DO A BLOOD TEST,URINE TEST AND SOMETIMEZ EVEN SKIN TEST...SO BE CAREFUL AND QUIT AT LEAST A MONTH BEFORE...

 

Answer by Axad
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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Weed is annoying. Some drugs take 3 days to get out. Like coke...only 3 days and its out. Weed is so much longer.

 

Answer by jay
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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It is fustrating, but time is the ONLY way to clear your system of THC.  None of the so-called detoxing agents, drinks, pills or anything really works.  I wasted almost a thousand dollars on all sorts of products and none of them worked.  I weigh only 135 and I had home tests I got from the drug test company here in my town.  It has been 2 weeks and still i am positive for THC.  Sorry to say folks, but until our government realizes that the one drug that does not affect most jobs is the one that stays in your system the longest, you'll have to get someone else's pee.  It sucks because all the true harsh drugs like cocaine and PCP..etc can be detoxed in days!  I feel it is a consipiracy, but it is the world we live in.  Remember if you know you smoked Pot in the last 30-60 days, just don't get the job, don't test, cause if you test positive, you won't be able to get the job.  The reason is that the insurance companies won't allow you to be employed, even if your boss knows that pot isn't that bad.  Don't let it be on record, just turn it down and get clean in a few months.  GOOD LUCK.

 

Answer by lala
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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hey can pot show up when u get a physical, like do they have to do a special test to detect it?

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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UA tomorrow, smoked on friday and saturday, about 2 joints worth, its sunday, Any quick adivse????

 

Answer by bricks
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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how long does 2 puffs stay in your system

 

Answer by bricks
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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How Long does 2 Puffs stay in your system

 

Answer by casey
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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i smoked every day and had ramdom drug test i;m 5,5 210 pounds i went to the health food store and bought some yogos detox tea and drink an couple of 16oz cups aday and lots of water and pass in flying colors but i stop smoking and now i got an dot drug test coming up aug 6 and i stop smoking july 6 i'mgoing to do the same thing i hope i pass again  but i falled one test drinking the detox tea but i smoked the day before to so wish me luck

 

Answer by Tweak2die
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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I have a Drug test tommorow at 12 Am , and i smoked saturday, and its monday right now..i drank 2 gallons of cranberry juice,i have a flip N zip pack, and a omni cleansing drink,and yet from what im reading right now i wont pass,.... im about 5'9 and 150 lbs...and i smoked everyday up until saturday

 

Answer by captinsmokealot
Submitted on 7/19/2005
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It all depends on how much over weight you are.  I have seen skinny people how rarely smoke past tests in less than two weeks.  Yet, I have a friend that was a male about 6'0, 270.  He was extremely over wieght but it took him six months to get clean.  He was a die hard smoker who was high at least 8 hours a day.  So it varies from person to person.

 

Answer by Gentoo_Linux_Man
Submitted on 7/20/2005
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As quoted by the [Oregan State University]:

http://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot-old/AlcoholDrugs/ArchiveJan%20'02-Nov%2002/AD_Arch_0053.htm
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"A: It depends on the amount you use and the frequency of use. If you are an occasional user, you may be free of it in 10 to 30 days. If you are a chronic user, it could take 60 to 90 days. Drinking water does not affect the metabolism of marijuana."

Therefore, in more generic terms, nothing else is gonna clean your system like EXERCISE & STOP SMOKING --as least for a while ;).

 

Answer by DEV
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I TOOK A DRUG TEST ON FRIDAY AND STILL HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING.  I WAS IN A CAR 2 WEEKS AGO WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WERE SMOKING. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET OUT OF SYSTEM FROM SECOND HAND POT SMOKE? PLEASE HELP

 

Answer by DEV
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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Typical Periods of Time that Marijuana Use can be Detected‡
   Blood Tests  Urine Tests  
THC  9-carboxy-THC  9-carboxy-THC  
Frequent Users*  4 - 8 hours  2 or more weeks  2 weeks – 1 month†  

Infrequent Users**  3 - 4 hours  2 - 3 days  Up to 10 days  



‡ Some private companies may use hair tests to detect possible marijuana use. Positive hair test results have been found to be unreliable.

* Frequent users are defined as people who use marijuana several times per week, if not more often.

** Infrequent users are those who use marijuana seldom enough that THC and/or its metabolite are no longer detectable before their next use. In essence, these users do not use pot often enough to allow for the tested substances to build-up from one use to another.

† The detection period for 9-carboxy-THC in urine can be as long as 3 months in extremely heavy users.

 

Answer by maggie
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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no way!

 

Answer by billy 45
Submitted on 7/23/2005
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i am taking a physical soon and i dont know wut to do i have nt smoked in almost a week and i only smoked about a gram every 4 days.

 

Answer by hillbilly
Submitted on 7/23/2005
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i heard that is takes 8 day if you smoke a j and 10-30 days if you smoke alot

 

Answer by blunt walk
Submitted on 7/24/2005
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i have smoked bud for about 2 months straight.... and shyt i have a drug test morrow...wut should i do... should i just go there high...ill just wake and bake morrow...and lets hope i pass...wish me luck

 

Answer by theresasmi47
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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just drink and take 4 aspirins like i did and also drink gatorade,water,tea,and buy the drug test and take it to see where u stand and take it again before the test and where u stand,u know what to work in.

 

Answer by dude2005
Submitted on 7/27/2005
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i need to clean my system out buy tomorrow what should i do?

 

Answer by ro ro
Submitted on 7/27/2005
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i smoked like 4 days ago and i have a drug test tomorrow and i drank like 10 spoons of viniger and lots of water  today u think its gonnna show up tomorrow  cuz i only tok like 4 hits and if it is canu tell me how to get rid of it

 

Answer by eddy
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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I went for a drug test today,and it been a few years since I did anything like 2 I think. Think it is out of my system? I do live in a hot house so i don`t really work out i just sit around and sweat. I drink water sometimes and alot of tea.  

I belive it`s been bout 2 years i a`m not sure though.

 

Answer by beans
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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just use detox. you can get them at most vitamin stores. you drug test will show up clear. I've tried it and it works.

 

Answer by wow, thats all i have to say
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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first off, most physicals are only testing for defects in your urinary tract, not for drug use, if ur getting one for a job, this may be different, but if u r just a kid getting one for sports etc. they don't test for drugs unless specifically asked by ur parents. secondly, if you only inhaled like 4 times in your life, don't fret, it will b cleared with regular exercise and water in a few days tops, no matter how much fat u have, however, hairtests can show traces of drug use from up to 7 years. the best and only way to make sure your absolutly clean for a test is to quit, trust me, i used to smoke everyday, i'vestopped now b/c it just messed up my memory and thoguht process, i'vebeen clean for a few years now and im still feeling the effects of what marijuana did to my mind. don't believe all this junk about home remedies b/c the truth is, most of them don't work, you need to sweat it out and drink lots of water, it doesn't clear ur system, but it may help speed things up a bit, i, however, am not making any promises to any of you, all i say is if u truly are worried about things like tests, then quit smoking, sorry to all of you that live by the claims made by sum of the ppl on this site, but vinager and cranberry juice and niacin, and certainly not bleach (that would eat away at your insides...deffenitly don't do that) dont work for everyone, sure, it may have worked for a few, but the fact is, not everyone can rid their systems as fast as others

 

Answer by boston
Submitted on 7/29/2005
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took one hit on 7-24, clean for 6 months. Have test on 8-1 anything to worry about. i'm5-11, 160 pds.please give suggestions. thanx

 

Answer by FWIW
Submitted on 7/29/2005
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A few years back I went through a job interview process where, at the very end, they said, "Oh, by the way, you'll have to take a drug test in 5 days, and we've already got it sceduled."

I was a heavy daily toker .... from the time I woke up until the time I went to bed -- for at least 3 years. A stone-cold head.

I read about lecithin ... took it daily and drank at least a half-gallon of water a day ..... 5 days later i showed up for the test. They let me take it in private and  the sink in the bathroom worked .... I ran the water until it felt like it was the same temp as my fingers. I peed into the cup, then added just a little of the warm water, just in case. All I can tell you is that I paased the test and got the job.

One last note, I've read that you shoud pee a little in the toilet first because the first part has the highest concentration, then hit the cup only as much as needed, then finish in the toilet. FWIW.

 

Answer by flynhigh
Submitted on 7/30/2005
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does weed show up in high school drug test

 

Answer by Smoke Dro
Submitted on 7/31/2005
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My advice would be to drink plenty of water, excercise and take cleansing pills for about 2 wks. For everyone trying to pass a test less within 2wks you need to try the drink that gets rid of the THC within an hour before taking the test. But I or anyone else can say how to get it out because none of us is expert sciencist on how to get weed out of your system. Sorry but I'll still try, you never know.

 

Answer by Mel
Submitted on 7/31/2005
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Ok-What are you talking about???!!?? BLEACH???!
That is so not funny. You must have been smoking crack to give that suggestion.....
It usually takes 3-4 weeks to get out of your system.
Go to a head shop and ask the clerk there and they will sell you the drink you need to take to flush your system. This REALLY works......

 

Answer by imworried
Submitted on 8/1/2005
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i only took 3 hits off weed yesterday i dont ever smoke,and i chugged ton of water n tea and peed like 8-9 times already, if i keep this up and pee like that till tomorrow when i get tested will that help if i just keep drinking all that water? im 5'4 and 118 lbs and my metabolism is extremely high, any chance ill pass a test if i do all that and the only thing i did was smoke 3 hits the day before? anything else i can do to prevent it from showing positive? if it does im off to bootcamp,someone please tell me theres hope, im takeing a pee test tomorrow

 

Answer by stefffytn420
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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i have to go to my p.o., i got a dui:(, and tn is all about money. anyhow, i only smoke when at friends houses, ya know the occasional blunt and j.. i'mstopping of course.. well i stopped and i have a drug test in 12 days, i have been drinking tons of water, and taking those gnc herbal pills. i'mso nervous, so don't want to go to jail. i'mgonna start tanning again today.. i'lllet ya know what happens.. wish me luck..

 

Answer by Craz
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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To REDSKINSMAN... all I have to say is stop smoking reefer Mike!

 

Answer by peachwhiteowl
Submitted on 8/4/2005
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i'm an big person 5'5 200 pounds the last time i smoked was july4 i had an drug test aug 4 and i messed up around july 17 and took an couple of tokes off of an blunt then i stop and not smoked anymore i took my drug test aug 4 and didnt drink that much water or anything and i passed with flying colors and got my cdl so for big people i dont know how long it takes but i knowed i passed my drug test and got an great paying job now  

 

Answer by sarha
Submitted on 8/5/2005
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Okay, my mum's making me see the doctor cos of my insomnia. I've told her a thousand times I don't need to and now I've got an appointment soon. I'm worried they'll ask for a urine sample to see what's wrong - A. Will they need a sample for insomnia? B. Will they mention the drugs or does it have nothing to do with insomnia?

 

Answer by zach
Submitted on 8/7/2005
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hey i have a physcal in 9 days i smoke weed about once a month when i can get my hands on it but anyways can i smoke it and still pass wiht in 8 days thanks,

 

Answer by Reality
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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The fact is, and its not good, it takes 11 weeks. I have seen about 6 cases of varied levels and weight- one smoked 10 odd bongs a day, and was clear in 4 weeks(and he is fat), and another, short slim build bloke had it for 11 weeks- and he used to stop at about 5-6. So really there is no magic trick(they all drank like camels and sweated etc)- You may just be lucky, or unlucky......

 

Answer by Kenny
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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Listen my name is kenny and i rilly need to no how long it takes for weed to get out of your system could someone ask there doctor or if someone truely nos! tell me and adress it to KENNY   my aim sn is smkennyboss so im me n tell me or post a message on here but i prefer aim

 

Answer by potman1233
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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ok look if u want to get rid of thc in your system u have to run alot, drink lots of water, and cranberry juice, and drink some bleach very very little amounts mixed with alot of water.

 

Answer by mandy
Submitted on 8/10/2005
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WATER CRANBERRY JUICE WATER CRANBERRY JUICE WATER CRANBERRY JUICE O YA AND GATORADE!!!!!!!!!!!! A LOT!!!!

 

Answer by bambam
Submitted on 8/15/2005
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Urinluck.  Endorsed by Tommy Chong.  You can get it from High Times Magazine for about 32.00. It works for those test where they dont watch you but other than that just quit or your outaluck.

 

Answer by Britta
Submitted on 8/15/2005
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After reviewing most of these answers.. I'd say it just depends. IF you're not going to exercise and drink lots of water, it's going to take 24-30 days no matter what the circumstances are. I don't think drinking bleach (the guy who wrote that was obviously feeling malicious) And although maybe it worked for one guy, I'm doubting pickle juice would help that much.. i mean wouldn't that dehydrate you, and kind of negate the purpose in drinking lots of water?
All of this of course is quite scary for me.. i have a drug test tomorrow for a job i really need. I used to be a regular smoker but now it's more like once a month and i'm guessing it's only been 28 days or so.. I'm tall and skinny my diet is marginal, I play too much world of warcraft to exercise and I absolutely hate water. :P But i figure if I drink a lot of water today, it can't possibly hurt as long as all the added fluids are out of my system, and if I limit my drinking to the amount any normal healthy person is supposed to drink.  8 cups is it?
Anyway, I'm guessing if you want to pass a drug test, dont smoke marijuana. It's cruel.
Keep fighting for legalization/move to Amsterdam or Oregon.
-good luck all-

 

Answer by imamisfitkid
Submitted on 8/17/2005
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i doubt n e one will answer dis in time but i hav a drug test for court in like 7 hours and the last time i smoked was july 18th and i didnt smoke for 4 months before that and i smoked for about 3 days. im like 5'4" and weigh 106 lbs at the most.. i havent dranken that much water but at least 2 cups or more a day and i also drink a lot of alcohol someone told me that kinda helps.. if i fail i will go to jail so im pretty scared.. think ill b ok?

 

Answer by miker
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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take b c centrum liquid collodial minerals exercise daily and try to keep body fat down to a minimal maryjane's fat solluable and is stored in your bodys fat stores so work out like for 3 weeks straight with the vitamins every day  that will clean you alive

 

Answer by miker
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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take b c cebtrum liquid collodial minerals exercise daily and try to keep body fat down to a minimal maryjanes fat soluable and is stored in your bodys fat stores so work out like for 3 weeks straight with the vitamins every day  thaty will clean you alive

 

Answer by iggs
Submitted on 8/20/2005
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pretty boy can eat a cock some of us have lifes and cant afford to get caught nehow smoke pot if u can

 

Answer by s25
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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im 5*2 and weigh 99lbs. i smoked for about a week straight 5 weeks ago(36 days ago), and have to get tested this week, will i pass?

 

Answer by Am
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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water, cranberry juice, exercise, eat healthy, not a lot of fatty foods, high fiber, lots of  fruits and veggies, lots of protein foods, fruit juices ESPECIALLY ORANGE JUICE, take vitamin c pills!!! do not use the gnc crap my boyfriend tried that and FAILED and he took it EXACTLY how it said and had stop smoking for a month and drank water like crazy!  TRUE STORY!  eat right and drink plenty of water!!!!!! exercise a lot... DONT BE A SLACKER! smokin ganga is great to chill... but dont let it make you a sloth and unproductive!  take it from me!  

 

Answer by NON-SMOKER
Submitted on 8/23/2005
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HAVE YOU IDIOTS EVEN RESEARCHED WHAT DAMAGE MARIJUANA USE DOES TO YOUR BODY, NOT TO MENTION YOUR BRAIN AND ORGANS. WHAT A SHAME THAT A WEED WILL KILL AMERICA'S YOUTH, WHO WERE TOO STUPID TO KNOW BETTER.
MY BROTHER HAS SMOKED FOR 17 YEARS. THAT'S RIGHT SEVENTEEN YEARS. HE HAS RECENTLY DECIDED TO STOP AND GET A REAL LIFE. HE HAS LOST 3 GREAT JOBS CAUSE  POT IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM AFTER 3 MONTHS OF NOT SMOKING. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT WORTH IT? YOU SHOULD RESEARCH CHRONIC MARIJUANA USE AND SEE THE DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES IT WREAKS ON YOUR BODY AND LIFE. GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS.

 

Answer by Hen
Submitted on 8/24/2005
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I got to take a Urine Test on tuesday, i drank on of those herbal cleanising drinks yesterday and have been sluggin down water all yesterday and today..will i be alright by then, last time i smoked was on monday?

 

Answer by pretylilprincez
Submitted on 8/25/2005
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I have to go to a federal prison to visit my man and they test your hands with a lil cotton wipe I tested postive for THC i cannot visit him if I test positive for THC has anyone got any ideas how to get past that test. They test your hands. I dont plan on ever quit smoking any time soon its not like a urine or hair or blood test so its crazy Any ideas on this I have called many smoke shops and noone knows nada thing
Help me i cannot quit now I am to young I love herbs!!!!!!

 

Answer by johnnie
Submitted on 8/25/2005
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I'm supposed 2 get a surgery done in 3 weeks I'm smoking ganja since I'm 10 today I'm 14 Wat do i do.

 

Answer by Joel
Submitted on 8/28/2005
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When i go to get a physical for sports they ask me to do a urine sample. Is that for weed. If it wasnt for weed would it still come up in the test?

 

Answer by Lady18bird
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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Have any of you heard of a Hair test? The government can test your hair, and tell what you have been doing for 10 years! Doesn't matter what you weigh, or how tall you are.

 

Answer by Aryan
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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You're all idiots. Drug tests don't test for THC, they test for cannabis metabolites. Put down the bong and pick up a book, for Christ's sake.

 

Answer by nenachika
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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man i smoked yesturday today in tuesday and im getting tested for probation on thursday and im drinking a lot of water wat should i do? would that work?

 

Answer by The_Man
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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people listen up if your from the Los Angeles, CA area and want to get rid of THC check this out:  go to China Town and buy a red pill is kinda big and thick drink that with an 8-10 gallons of water i believe or an 8-10 glasses of water either or DO NOT  I reapeat DO NOT be afraid you'll be peeing RED no is not blood is just cleaning out your system and you'll be good to go and o yea i dont know the price nor the name of the pill, but then again those korean people know waz-up there kinda weird like that LoL you have to find out yourself....peace let me know what happens

 

Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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hey i smoked everyday all day until about 5 weeks ago when i got charged with paraphernalia charges and now i have to drop at this tought drug screening place..
i hadnt smoked for about 2 weeks after, i dropped n was dirty ( my levels werent high at all), 2 ddays after i dropped i took 2 hits-id been drinkin lotsa water but i didnt worry-after all it was only 2 hits...it had been 3 1/2 weeks n i just dropped 4 days ago n hadnt smoked since then--im still dirty..

 

Answer by everydaysmoker
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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Hi! I used to smoke everyday until I got popped with a drug test for a misdeamenor. I have to tell you, do not spend your money on those herbal pills. It's a waste of money! I have been smoking everyday from morning to night-like 3 to 4 joints a day. The only thing that is going to get the THC out of your system is exercise, sweating it out, drinking water and just not smoking! I have been clean for 3 weeks and took a drug test at home and I am still showing up positive. If you have to take a drug test where they require a hair sample, there is nothing that you can do. On the hair sample drug tests, anything and everything that you have ever done will show up. If anyone knows what I can do to test negative by next week, please let me know. Keep in mind that I have been a regular smoker for over 10 years now and it has only been 3 weeks that I have stopped smoking all together. Please help!!!! By the way, I have heard that bleach works but who wants to risk dying from drinking bleach?!! That is such an extreme and stupid answer to this problem!

 

Answer by Skizz
Submitted on 8/31/2005
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Herbal Clean...does it show up as an interference or dilute in the test results??
How long before the test should I take it?

 

Answer by Runs with Scissors
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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DO NOT USE READY CLEAN IT DOESN'T WORK.Im a chronic weed smoker like 3 or 4 spliffs a day for the last 4 yrs.Stopped smoking weed 48 hours before the test(damn near killed me)drank the nasty crap(tastes like watered down c-plus)and failed miserably.I don't recomend ready clean at all.

 

Answer by Amsterdam
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I was in amsterdam and smoked for the first time. I had two joints sharing them with my friend. And two weeks later i took a drug test with a swab for my job. Any chance of failing?

 

Answer by Ray Ray
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I have to take a test 2morrow 9/2/05 and I've been drinking lots of water and I was wondering if anybody had any ideas for me to pass? Please help me

 

Answer by ARMIN
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I HAVE A DRUGTEST IN 5 DAYS .....I DIDNT SMOKE SINCE A MONTH ....IM 5'5 170 ....EXCECISED 2 WEEKS HARDCORE....THEN STOPED FOR 2 WEEKS ....HOW WILL I DO ?
SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME !?

 

Answer by ARMIN
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I HAVE A DRUGTEST IN 5 DAYS .....I DIDNT SMOKE SINCE A MONTH ....IM 5'5 170 ....EXCECISED 2 WEEKS HARDCORE....THEN STOPED FOR 2 WEEKS ....HOW WILL I DO ?

 

Answer by majorpothead
Submitted on 9/2/2005
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i smoked in 1492 and its still in my system

 

Answer by Mike
Submitted on 9/2/2005
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Hi all, I have a drug test tomorrow and I smoked 36 joints today!  I have a bottle of cranberry juice, but I have to be at the testing facility in 12 hours!  Do you think this will show up on the test!?!?

 

Answer by purple hazey eyes
Submitted on 9/3/2005
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i smoke very heavly (mid grade) 35 dollar quaters everyday ...anyways i just got out of rehab 8/23..i have a drug test 8/08..kinda chunky dont work out..dont get out of bed hardly unless i am turning my xbox on....WTF do i do i have to go to long term treatment if i fail and they only gave me exactly a month to clear up...oh ya and i used 2wice wen i got out..someone tell me something please

 

Answer by budred1
Submitted on 9/3/2005
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taking 2 uristat pills 2 days before your test will cleanse your system i should know i did

 

Answer by c-d-g
Submitted on 9/4/2005
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heyy-i just applied for a job, and i got it, the only problem is they JUST told me they sceaduled a drug test, for this saturday (6 days).  bigg prob, i went into the interveiw high! (which was today).  i can't fail, this job is really important, and if i'd known they were pee testing i would have kept clean.
what should i do?  i need an answer from someone who knows what they're talking about, not someone who thinks.
thanks, so much,
feel free to IM me
s/n:  inyureyyes

 

Answer by jj
Submitted on 9/5/2005
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how much water and exercise does it take to clean out your system if you only smoked 1 time since last year  and how long and if any suggston on any cheap way to clean it out the last time i smoked was sept/02/05 and i got a test some time this month 4 my p.o.if any suggstions write me  at pioneerjohn1@aol.com or pioneerjohn1@yahoo.com  witch ever ones easer i need some help thanks

 

Answer by John
Submitted on 9/5/2005
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I'm 5'3 and 140 pounds i been smoking since, about... 6th grade and i'm in 11th now, daily user. how long does i take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 9/6/2005
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dude you are f...ing screwed.

 

Answer by masters t
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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Is alchohal agood thing to drink before test because you pee alot?

 

Answer by Joe
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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hey my name is joe idk i might get a pee test and if i do i want to no how to get it out of ur pee bc i no that u have to drink alot of water and green tea but i want to no how much bc that would really help if i new how much u need to drink.

 

Answer by jman
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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im a big time smoker and most all this bullcrap about bleach is fake dotn drink it
1.drink lots of fluids(the more you drink the faster the metablois speeds up0
2.work out a lot(im a fball player and we had tog et drug tested 4-5 days prior to my smoking i drank lots of fluid and sweat alot)
3.Azeos is a urinary traction pill u can find it at heb it works to

 

Answer by ruben mota
Submitted on 9/8/2005
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does niacin clean out ur system really

 

Answer by drummerofwould
Submitted on 9/8/2005
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UHH, i have a job interview at a local hospital tomorrow and they are going to drug test me, tomorrow, i had about 5 hits off a bong about 10 days ago, i just found out about the interview today so i havent been preparing but when i found out an hour or 2 ago i immediatly started chugging cranberry juice and i took a shot of vinegar...anyone think ill be okay?

 

Answer by pencil
Submitted on 9/9/2005
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i am thinking of joining the canadian military in 4-5 months i used to smoke 5-7grams a day what are my chances i weigh 130lbs and am small stature help me. what about head shot detox juice? does it work and whoever mentioned bleach should be kicked in the ass.

 

Answer by # 1 pufffer
Submitted on 9/9/2005
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I think that all that smoke weed should continue to smoke. It's good for u and it makes me feel good , unless u get some Ruddy pooh(bush,dirt,backyard bugy,or simply bad weed).If ur going to smoke, make sure it the best,if not severe headaches may take place. another thing if u have a test to past have a non-smoker to urine in a condom and PROPERLY SECURE THE URINE,the urine must be body temp. in order for this to work (males the perfect place is under the balls but make sure it's PROPERLY SECURE  to avoid being caught,females inside the vagina is the best place to store the urine,both places meet the requirements of the body temp. rule)failure is not an option,it will work.!!!!!!!CONGRATULATION'S!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Tuck42069
Submitted on 9/10/2005
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I am in serious need of help. I have a test on 9/29/05 and I quit smoking on 9/3/05. I smoked 3-5 times a day everyday for the last 5 years. What do you guys think? I have drank 5 gatorade bottles of water a day since. Should I drink a detox drink the morning of? give me some opinions. I will be back on this site daily to check on answers. Thanks alot. I have to pass this!!!!


T

 

Answer by LiquidMetal
Submitted on 9/10/2005
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Passing any drug test is tricky. I have been burning up them for 14 years. I would say excercise, water, and discipline are the best ways to avoid getting caught. Remember, discipline is the key. Set a standard for yourself and stick to it. Easier said than done right?? Take Care!!

 

Answer by Danny
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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well  i will have to tell u i don't  really know but I smoked a day before my drug test and I passed it by taking these 2 little pills..lol don't take my advice though smoking isn't the best thing for ya to do so stop it now..lol

 

Answer by leeham
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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yer im 16, 5'10 and quite skinny with a fast metabolism, i stopped smoking it 4 days ago an smoke about a 1/4 of resin a week for like the last year, i got a blood test in like 12 days an imenglish so we cant buy those pills that sposed 2 detox ya so will all that exercising an drinkin water, tea, vinegar pickle juice etc. actually work or is it all drama? fuk it im gonna take evry precaution there is : heres the ones i think might work:

2 tps vinegar a day
eat unmade jelly 3-4 hours before test
take 3-4 aspirin 3-4 hours before the test
eat as much red meat as possible
high fibre diet
day before and day ov test take vitamin B
cranberry juice
pickle juice
dont drink as much the day before
Ginsing
1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea
Eat healthy foods
rest and relax the day before the test
sweat as much as possible
2 litres ov water a day

any more suggestions, fukkin cheers wellaye.

 

Answer by wtf is wrong with me
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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dude i herd that if you drink like 8 gallons of water b4 ur test ull be fine

 

Answer by green_leaf
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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is it true if u drink orange juice ... that it gets the weed out of your system?

 

Answer by Worried
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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okay, i weigh 134 and i am 5'3". i smoked pot about 9 days ago. My po dropped a urine on me today... will it be clean or dirty i eat vinegar everyday with everything and i drank so much water over the past nine days i had to pee about 100 times and this is my last urine before i get off probation do you think i will be clean

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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GREEN TEA (3 packets in one cup) and GINSENG TEA  (3 packets in one cup).. ... hour later you should be good...

 

Answer by Niff
Submitted on 9/13/2005
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Excercise drink water, time, pee before you pee for your urine sample as over night the metabolites build up, and you'll fail.
If your fat like me it will take longer to get out of your system, if you've only smoked once then it might be out of your system in as little as a week to 10 days but if your a heavy smoker it could be as long as 25-50 days depending on YOU.
Basically stop smoking excercise and pee before your test to clear out some of the metabolites. Coffee makes you pee a lot I'm told if that helps anyone.
Don't drink bleach, its stupid.

 

Answer by y0!
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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LMFAO!!!!!! Drinking bleach....your some idiots.

 

Answer by rose
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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my borter is smoking weed how can help him ?

 

Answer by danyelle
Submitted on 9/15/2005
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I suggest Goldenseal.  You can get it in a vitamin pill form... its an herbal supplement.  If you drink too much water b4 your test you should also take vitamin B, that will turn your pee yellow so it will not be so obvious you've been trying to flush.  Remember if your pee is to clear they will make you re-test because clear pee is suspicious...

 

Answer by occult powers
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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i was just wondering if niacin actually works? does it have to be flush free or does the regular kind work, and if so what is the process for passing a u.a. with niacin, Ive heard that you take 4 500 mg niacin a couple days before, then take a multi vitamin to replace all the expelled nutrients. ive heard this works, any fact on niacin cleansing ?

 

Answer by think
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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do not do drugs

 

Answer by Ringer
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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I just took a saliva test and i am a heavy smoker but i was clean for 2 weeks prior. I had no clue i had to take a saliva test i thought it would be pee like always! is there any thing different about saliva?

 

Answer by howey
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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3weeks depends on your weight

 

Answer by Tyler
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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I am volunteering to be a firefighter...I cooked some special eggs about 2 weeks ago 2 days in a row...My test is in about 2 weeks...I didn't smoke it, I ate it...so is ther e adifference on how long it will stay?

 

Answer by Twitch
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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Im six feet tall and about 240 pounds and it is mainly all fat. I smoked daily and just got in trouble and fear that they will UA me. What should I do to get it out of my system, my test is on october 5th and I smoked last on september 24th. What should I do to get it out of my system!!!!?

 

Answer by caitisswet@aol.com
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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i smoked maybe 2 weeks ago and im gettin drug tested today so dont worry it goes away after 2 weeks if u drik lots of wata

 

Answer by faggot
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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your all real dumb and don't exactly tell me what i need to know so there for you all suck....and i read a couple things on here that were just completely absurd like drinking bleach....thatll just make you more retarded then you bastards already are

 

Answer by sassy
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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how long does it take to get out of the system

 

Answer by long time smoker
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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I have only read a few good answers on here. I have a friend who was on probation and had a drug test once every two or 3 weeks and he would smoke after every test and pass the next one with flying colors. His secret is simple and it works for me. All you have to do is drink excessive amounts of water everyday till your test and work out excessivily so you are dripping sweat for a while. This will help flush your system, and if you wanted to be absolutely sure to pass buy a body detoxifier something that will cleanse your kidneys of all toxins. The detox would be for the excessive smoker, if your a first timer it will be out of your system in less than a week. It all depends on your metabolism rate on how fast your system is completely clean. If your a bit chunky it will be harder to get clean and if your a twig like me you dont have much to worry about. Thats all to you guys and good luck with your tests.

 

Answer by kc Killa 420
Submitted on 9/22/2005
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hey i am 5'6 140lb and i smoked like 12 blunts a day for like the past year and a half i wanna know sum real ways to get thc out of your system please help thanx
email me at KC_Killa_42069@hotmail.com

 

Answer by get it in ya
Submitted on 9/24/2005
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i smoked two joints in the morning
i smoked to joints at night
i smoked two joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel allright
i smoked two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoked two joints before i smoked two joints
and then i smoke two more

 

Answer by AceO
Submitted on 9/24/2005
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I was an occasional smoker until two weeks ago until I applied for a job. I went for my interview and never heard back so I smoked a couple of times and then they called me up for a second interview.  How long will it take to get it out of my system.  5 11 220

 

Answer by hpkiller
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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here is your answer don't smoke the pot in the first place

 

Answer by DEEJAY
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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THIS IS FOR ALL. NIACIN PILLS ARE SAID TO HELP THE PROCESS SO TAKE LIKE 2 PILLS A DAY OR AS DIRECTED. BUT THE ALL AROUND BEST THING IS TO GET A JUICE THAT CLEARS OUT UR SYSTEM. THEY ARE GUARANTEED TO WORK!!!!!

 

Answer by Natasha
Submitted on 9/26/2005
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I smoked for about 1 mo 3 blunts a day.  I need to take a drug test in 7 days what is the best thing that I can do to get it out of my system?

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 9/28/2005
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the oly trtu way to clean out your system is to stop. in some rare cases (as in mine) taking about 10 vitamen c pills a day and 3-5 tilonal a day helps extreamly well .. good luck i also herd drinking semean cleans your sysme if u realy wana do that :S

 

Answer by Bean
Submitted on 9/28/2005
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I'm so screwed i smoked monday and i have a drug test friday

 

Answer by ghfhfgh
Submitted on 9/29/2005
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Just stop smoking u stupid people!!!!

 

Answer by toker013
Submitted on 9/30/2005
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i was getting blown last week on Friday and sunday and i have a test tomorrow, and i have drank  a lot of cranberry juice, water, vinegar, Gatorade, the point is i have taken a lot of fluids do you think that by now the THC got out my system already? Please i need an answer

 

Answer by loveable
Submitted on 9/30/2005
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i smoked 1 boul 4 weeks ago will it be out of my system

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 10/1/2005
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hair tests r easy, bleach ur hair, it may be suspicious but thats better than getting caught

 

Answer by Jason K
Submitted on 10/2/2005
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NEVER take bleach! Don't be stupid!

 

Answer by Emin-out
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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The previous song was spelled in theory. Not in time or motion, but in both pure and precalack instinct. catch your beat before heart attacks pound like thunder. hence the expression, lacklick potion 109 served daily, isnt a bad notion.

 

Answer by jabroni
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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i went to my dr for a pre ncaa physical cuz i play soccer.  I smoke 2 blunts the night previous, and I took a few hits on a bong before my appointment.  I knew i would get tested but i didnt expect it until the season started 3 months later while i was at college.  Well my luck they tell me they need a urine sample.  I just stare at him and am like uhh...

so i take the urine thing and was just gonna walk out the door, but then i saw the wipe they gave me.  moist towlette w/ clorox bleach.  So i went into the bathroom peed in the cup and squeezed all of the wipe into the container.  Passed w/ flying colors, sooo i got lucky hopefully some of u guys will too

 

Answer by jlee
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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last year i took a drug test and used a home kit to test my self first...i smoke everyday atleast 1-2 blunts....last year i cut way down b4 i quit and it took 28 days and i tested negative ... but this time when i quit i didnt cut down at all and smoked 3 blunts the night b4 i quit and i t has been 4 weeks it has been 25 days and im still testin positive so id say its a month but if heavy user may be a little over 4 weeks.

 

Answer by Steve
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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Well i smoke weed 3-5 times a week im 125 lbs how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by PAEZ
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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does taking charcoal work?? or is that just for cleaning out alcohol when you drink too much??

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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well i am gettin a blood test and plz help me i smoke and i want to know how long it will take to get it out for blood test... but for all of u who has a drug test wait 3 weeks if daily user and 2 weeks if once and a while like 1 in moring then 1 at night

 

Answer by kansassmoker
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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well i have to take a test to get this job and i haven't smoked in about 3 weeks but my BF and others who have taken more UAs than anyone i know they say THE SAUNA and LOTS OF LEMONADE always helps...sauna especially!!which i need to go do soon....happy highs

 

Answer by edgardo
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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in the case that u been smoking daily it will take about acouple of weeks. And one other thing don't drink vinegar,bleach because thats really stupid.

 

Answer by feedy
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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how long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?

 

Answer by regularhotti
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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haha, nice on on drinking bleach lmao, that made me laugh, anyways..i've had about 5 joints in the past 2-3 days...and i was wondering how long it will take to get threw me...no hurry, just wondering.:) thanks babes!

 

Answer by regulahotti
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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haha nice one for the guy who said drink bleach. that made me laugh:) ok, so i'vehad 5 joints in the past 2 or 3 days and i was wondering how long it would take for it to get out of my body...no hurry i'mjust curious.i'm5'7 about 120..and for all you losers who are scared of getting caught, thers one thing to do....stop. losers
-muahh thanks babes!

 

Answer by whit3tr@$h
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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Ok, i'm an avid smoker.. i have had to be a little cautious the past 3 years though, lets just say my uncle sammie like to watch me pee.. anyway i am about 6 feet and 150 lbs.. most of the tests i've taken i have smoked a week prior.. but i exercise and take niacin until i burn no more.. it has always worked for me!@!

 

Answer by The Names Alex 99
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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If People Want to know how marijuanna Got its name Is Is a Mexican slang term which became popular in the late 1930's in America, during a series of media and government programs which we now refer to as the `Reefer Madness Movement.' It refers specifically to the medicine part of cannabis, which Mexican soldiers used to smoke.


 

Answer by lkmsdvksma
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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It took 22 years for it to get out of me

 

Answer by mozack
Submitted on 10/10/2005
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yo when i first smoked weed id smoke so little and id get baked plus id laugh like crazy, now since i smoke lots its not like that anymore and i get lazy real qucik, is there anything i can do to make things like when i first started?? is it because i have lots of thc in my body or because iv grown immune to it??

 

Answer by hunnybunnypumpkin
Submitted on 10/10/2005
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Listin to all you people, Drug tests sometimes fail or Pass. I passed 4 outta 6 I was a heavy drug addict Speed/cocaine/ecstacy/mush/acid and of course weed.  For weed. All I can say is The crannberry juice worked 3 times. What dumbass  tells people to drink bleach! It burns it's toxic.. like wth!
And it also depends or your weight and hieght  I'm 5'3 98 pounds. I popped speed 3 days before my drug test and that didn't show up. So who knows and I'm actually on it right now. PEOPLE I JUST SUDJEST STOP ALL DRUGS!!!! You get dependent on it. causes anxiety and other problems. I mean I started all these drugs cause of weed. Now I quit the weed and everything but speed. STOP! and Tea.. It's tricky to say It wasn't green tea I drank. crannberry apple zinger. MMmmm!

 

Answer by fuzzalicious
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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I tried pot for the first time on Saturday night. (It is now Tuesday.)  It was from this home-made bong thing...A water bottle with some tinfoil over the top. There was a hole in side of the bottle where you breathed in from. Now I have to go to the doctor because there is some kind of infection in my throat.  I just tried it once and I'm afraid I'm going to be screwed! I'm 5 ft 2 inches and weigh about 130 lbs.  I have been drinking A LOT of water for my throat and to hopefully clear out my system.  The doctor's appt. will probably either be today or tomorrow.  Does anyone have any tips?  What are my chances of passing?

 

Answer by Sam
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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Dude...all ive ever heard was that it dont matter how much u smoke or how little i also heard that ur weight doesnt matter...all ive ever heard is it takes about a month sometimes a lil less..juss depends..i dont know why u guys are flippin out so much whos cares and as for the surgery thing....i heard that THC only shows up if they are testing SPECIFICALLY for that...and even if thats not true they wont say anything cuz its got nuthin to do with why ur there

 

Answer by *EyEz*
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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I HAVE A DRUG TEST COMING UP FOR THIS SCHOOL PROGRAM, IVE TAKING PLENTY OF DRUG TEST FOR PRE-EMPLOYMENT, WHAT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME IS AZO'S THEYRE USED FOR YEAST AND TRACT INFECTIONS BUT THEY CLEAN UR SYSTEM, JUST DRINK LOTS OF WATER WITH THEM FOR ABOUT 3 OR MORE HOURS. EVERYTIME U PEE YOUR URINE IS GOING TO COME OUT A CRAZY COLOR DEPENDING ON HOW DIRTY U ARE JUST KEEP DRINKING WATER TILL IT COMES OUT CLEAR....THE DARKER THE COLOR THE DIRTIER U ARE, SOMETIMES IT'LL
COME OUT RED. WELL GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL....

 

Answer by tLuLu
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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your all stupid for doing it in the first place

 

Answer by Tasha
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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Hi tasha stop smoking!!!!!!!!!!

Tasha

 

Answer by CR@ZY....T....
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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basically yeah we got a drug test soon we ent been told when yet but im worried last tym i smoked was 18days ago in a swab test uno wen they take ur spit how long does it take to get out ur system ???? plz help me and ma gyals are ca kin it cause if it comes back we smoke it thats us out of the school for good!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by dizzyD
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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If your taking a drug screen for probation niacin pills will just buy you some time because the test will come back diluted..I smoked daily and stopped for like 2 weeks for a drug test for a job and I drunk alot of water cranberry juice and vinager and I passed it (but I'm 5'11 140 lbs)

 

Answer by Shaquille Oneal
Submitted on 10/13/2005
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is it better to be physically fit or not when it comes to passing a drug test? if i am muscular is that bad or good?

 

Answer by God
Submitted on 10/13/2005
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Get a job that doesn't require drug test...
Your options?
Become a Rock Star
Become a Lawyer
Create a successful Business
Become a Doctor
Those are the only choices you have or just work at some dumb place that requires drug test, then get detoxicated.

 

Answer by monica
Submitted on 10/14/2005
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Im planing on bringing my little bro'surine to substitute for mine, im a female, will they be able to tell its male urine?

 

Answer by Sgt. 4/20
Submitted on 10/15/2005
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I am in the military and a frequent pot smoker, The tip I learned from other GI's and while it is nasty, they said to eat a whole can of Longhorn fine cut natural Dip, One of them is a Army Doctor, and he said the concentrated Nicotine levels enter the fatty cells and over-ride the THC levels. I know its disgusting, but if you wanna keep puffing even during the army, this is the way to do it.

 

Answer by jay
Submitted on 10/16/2005
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How long does it take to lose a high. I got high twice two days ago and I still feel something. I started about 1.5 months ago and smoked about 15 times. I'd just like to  know how long the high stays in your system.

 

Answer by Boston
Submitted on 10/16/2005
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I know this.. 2 months ago I was smoking like everyday for about 3 months.  I quit until 2 days ago where I hit a bong like 3 times hard.  Last hit was a resin banger. Ive been drinkin cranberry juice and water the last 2 days because I have an interview to be a substitute teacher HAHA. I have a feelin theyre gunna ask for a test.  If they do, Im prolly screwed.  im 235 pounds roughly, (more lean than fat( and im 5'6.  Im just prayin to god that i pass if I have a test tomorrow.  And I feel that just about all of you should do the same too. Good luck to everyone becuase Im routin' for ya. ;)

 

Answer by sp469
Submitted on 10/17/2005
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Hey i just smoked yesterday and i got to take a poor urine test tomorrow. My friend gave me some niacin and told me it will clean the THC out of my fat cells, since niacin burns the fat inside of you, do u think taking about 4 niacin and drinking lots of water will clean me out for the drug test tomorrow? If niacin does work will i be clean from when i took the niacin on?

 

Answer by girly
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I have heard that bleaching your hair or putting color in will let u pass a hair test . a hair test, they can go back for 3 months or longer so everything u have done for 3 months will show up or if its 9 months.

 

Answer by MrTea
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I've heard that pigeon meat contains a masking agent that covers cannibis use very well.

 

Answer by heavyuser
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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just want to say that stuff about pigeon meat helping mask it is true I'm a heavy user i smoked the day before the test and i ate a pigeon and i passed with flying colors.

 

Answer by dpmaxey@gmail.com
Submitted on 10/19/2005
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damn...has anybody ever just taken niacin without drinking lots of water to get it out of your system? hmm...I heard Lots of energy drinks (like 2-5) can clean out your system because it has 20-100 mg of Niacin per can depending on your drink (Wired B12 3000/Wired B12 5000 has the best effects.) and it also has  ginseng which i think causes your metabolism to increase just like whats in Green Tea.  If u have any questions for me. Email me @  dpmaxey@gmail.com
lataz,
dave
keep on smokin buddy...

 

Answer by 420_King
Submitted on 10/20/2005
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aight yall im on probation right now n have been for 6 months and i havent quit smokin at all i just drink a LARGE glass of jello powder and WARM water (u have ta CHUG it FAST) then refil ur glass wit warm water only n chug that about an hour before ur test and you WILL come up clean!ive been doin it for the last 6 months and havent been dirty yet!!!!!!REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by fake pee
Submitted on 10/20/2005
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Some drug stores sell fake pee.  If you are really freaking out go find a store that sells it.  I herd that its 100% guaranteed to work.  

 

Answer by PotSMokErforlife
Submitted on 10/22/2005
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Hey guyz, if u really want the quickest way to get it out of your system, heres what to do. This is alittle sick, but if u really need to get it out as quick as possible, then do this. Take a very minimal amount of your own urine, mix it with cranberry juice and drink up. This is extremely gross, and i'mglad to say i'veonly had to do it once. It worked, and i had smoked the day before. So do it

 

Answer by Rory
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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Everyone has no clue what they are talking about. you cannot take anything that will clean your system. the only reason detox drinks work is because they are full of diuretics which cause you to urinate quicker and more which causes you to dilute your urine making thc unreadable. right after that short period of time thc will end up back in your urine because it is stored in your fat tissues. your fat tissues release remaining thc into your blood stream and from your blood stream it goes into your urine. also thc does not stay in your system half as long as youd think. for an occasional user (twice a month) it can be gone within a day to two days (especially if you run alot and have a high calarie intake). marijuana can stay in your system alot longer though depending on how much has saturdated your body. frequent users will have a much harder time for the thc metebolites to leave your body. thats when it can take a week or two weeks to leave your system. only in chronic users with a low metabolism would it actually take the full month in which is the max. sometimes it is reported two months. this is probably true if you are an obese lazy bastard who smokes everyday. i recomend you go to erowid.com to the section on marijuana and then download the thc calculater which will tell you based on your body fat height weight and amount smoked. basically it depends on the person but if you are an average health height and weight and only smoke a occasionally (like three times a month) it should be out of your system max within a week. probably no longer then 4 days. if you work hard with excersize it will decrease the time period alot.

 

Answer by Bob
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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Eat a lot sugar, I smoked 3 days before a test and ate Easter candy all weekend and passed.

 

Answer by Marawan4104
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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I Smoked like 4 days ago and have a test tomorrow what the f should i do? and yes my real name is marawan   mar-a-wan get it right

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Here are my only tips on how to get clean from "THC" quick !  Go to the store look in the vitimin area , and buy some"Echinacea- Golden Seal Complex " ! Golden Seal is for "Immune System Function " Taking Golden Seal and drinking lots of water will clean you out quicker than water and exercise alone ! Let me explain exactly what Golden Seal Does ! Golden Seal Supports the immune system and speeds it up , Golden Seal is Technologically advanced complex offers you the synergistic immune strengthening benefits ! Using Golden Seal Speeds the  metabolism , And it is extremly helpful for the older pot heads that need to get clean , since the metabolism slows down when we age , Golden seal is a must for anyone over 30 + That wants to have a speedy cleanse from marijuana :) !!!! Thanks , Hope this information was helpful !

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Here are my only tips on how to get clean from "THC" quick !  Go to the store look in the vitimin area , and buy some"Echinacea- Golden Seal Complex " ! Golden Seal is for "Immune System Function " Taking Golden Seal and drinking lots of water will clean you out quicker than water and exercise alone ! Let me explain exactly what Golden Seal Does ! Golden Seal Supports the immune system and speeds it up , Golden Seal is Technologically advanced complex offers you the synergistic immune strengthening benefits ! Using Golden Seal Speeds the  metabolism , And it is extremly helpful for the older pot heads that need to get clean , since the metabolism slows down when we age , Golden seal is a must for anyone over 30 + That wants to have a speedy cleanse from marijuana :) !!!! Thanks , Hope this information was helpful !

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Ohhh yeah and I forgot , Make sure you dont get the regular golden seal , Be sure its the "ECHINACEA" golden seal ! "ECHINACEA" is  one of the best blood purifiers and an effective antibiotic. It activates the body's immune system increasing the chances of fighting off any disease. This popular herb has been used to help ward off the common cold and to relieve the symptoms of hay fever !  party on !

 

Answer by semi retired pothead
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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hey there all i duno how many peps really read these and take any of the directions but in my research over the last year ive found that GREEN TEA is one very good antioxidant and rids your body of almost anything and it also protects your body from toxins too!..drink alot of it to get best results... trust me... go to a natural store or w/e and find antioxidant multivitamins too that should help...fluids and exercise also are good at helping the body rid of poisons. vitamin c and e are very good antioxidants too so if u dont take a muliti then take a double dose of them together couple times a day for about a week or longer.. the longer u take them the cleaner your system should be.. well guess thats a wrap..c yaz

 

Answer by semi retired pothead
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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hey there all i duno how many peps really read these and take any of the directions but in my research over the last year ive found that GREEN TEA is one very good antioxidant and rids your body of almost anything and it also protects your body from toxins too!..drink alot of it to get best results... trust me... go to a natural store or w/e and find antioxidant multivitamins too that should help...fluids and exercise also are good at helping the body rid of poisons. vitamin c and e are very good antioxidants too so if u dont take a muliti then take a double dose of them together couple times a day for about a week or longer.. the longer u take them the cleaner your system should be.. well guess thats a wrap..c yaz.. i agree with most on the 3-6 weeks it takes to get outta your system but really i dont know if theres really a scientific # to use least that ive found...good luck

 

Answer by Terencio
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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don't call the guy who said that drinkin a half cap of bleach a moron, because little do you know it work. Yes it is corrosive and it eats thru you flesh, but thats what you want it to do. That way it gets to the THC invaded fat cells quicker. Vinegar is always a sure shot too. If you are 250 lbs and smoke everyday and you got a test in a month or less, you mght as well give it up. ur f**cked. If you want to successfully get weed out of your system, LISTEN TO THE GUYS ON PROBATION.

 

Answer by Terencio
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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don't call the guy who said that drinkin a half cap of bleach a moron, because little do you know it work. Yes it is corrosive and it eats thru you flesh, but thats what you want it to do. That way it gets to the THC invaded fat cells quicker. Vinegar is always a sure shot too. If you are 250 lbs and smoke everyday and you got a test in a month or less, you mght as well give it up. ur f**cked. If you want to successfully get weed out of your system, LISTEN TO THE GUYS ON PROBATION.

 

Answer by PaWaY
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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ok here is my suggestions to all of you drink GREEN TEA EXERCISE AND DIET its the only shur fire thing all other home rymidies work for some and fail for others i drink green tea no stop and i smoke about once or twice a week (i go thru about a 1/4 every 2 weeks) its dank bud but i have my system clean in two days the best thing to do is not smoke!!!!

 

Answer by Mr. Blunt
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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All you idiots need to do is go to your nearest GNC (General Nutrition Center) store and for this drink called ExTreme (I believe if not ask they'll tell ya) it cost about 40 bucks drink it 1 hour before the test and you'll be clean for up to 5 hours and you must not have smoked at least 24 hrs before drinking it.

 

Answer by Butterfly kiss
Submitted on 10/26/2005
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Just don't do it! Duh, then what's 2 worry bout?

 

Answer by miamia
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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i'veread all of your answers.....i am in the same situation. I am 5'3 145lbs and have 30% body fat. 2 weeks ago I smoked twice...about 7 hits each....i have a possible drug test on the 5th of november. I drank 1 gallon of cranberry juice. and did sum other stuff....that supposedly melts ur fat. hahaha...I've read so much on here. I don't really know what to do...give me ur advise....whoever is a professional or has some kind of knowledge pertaining to smoking pot...that would be greatly appreciated.

 

Answer by el nino
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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i have a for sure way you can pass any drug test everyone listen STOP SMOKING!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by pinky
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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Smoking pot is illegal in the united states.  Marijuana is
chemically not addictive, but CAN be psychologically addicting.  Do
not smoke pot when you are working with dangerous equiptment.  When
smoked, pot lasts about 4-5 hours.  However, it is detectable in the
blood stream for 14-30 days.  Marijuana is about 5 times as harsh as
cigarette tobacco on your lungs.  On the other hand, not many people I
know smoke a pack of pot everyday.

 

Answer by n00b
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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man, i smoked for my first time like 2 weeks ago, and i got like 4 hits. In 4 days i have a drug test( UA ) and i really don't know if i'm going to pass it. It's for the insurance company, so am i screwed or not? It can't show up at all!!! Please someone answer me....fast.... Thank you!

 

Answer by jet
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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Dude I'm going to claim driver's license, and they have a urine tests, will i pass? I smoked  for about three times in my life... How many days until i will be clean? need help.. fast

 

Answer by tankbolt
Submitted on 10/28/2005
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Most of the info in this forum is wrong, one guy even said no alcohol...wtf does that got to do with anything jesus! drown yourself in liquids 2-4hours before drug test thats all there is to it, also for better results take vitamin C pills about 100mg so your urin wont be crystal clear.  Drinking liquids a week before a test is a major waste of time for anybody, remember it only dilutes THC temperarily.

 

Answer by joe
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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man i got kicked out ove school for pot i need to know how long it is before i can go get a blood test to be clean or i cant get in school till its negative for thc how long does it take to get out ove your blood without all them tricks help a brother thats having a bad day out my gf left me too today lol well id appreciate if you tell me how to make the thc go bye bye

 

Answer by cyftron24@aol.com
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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i was a daily user  and i quit about three months ago, and two days ago [peer preesure jus jokn] i took two hits of the northern #5,  im 6'5'' 260lbs [not all muscle] do i fall into the couple of days catogorie?? im slamming water  i think ill be ok  in two weeks but i want to know im looking @ some significant jail time! any replies ? please forward to cyftron24@aol.com thx

 

Answer by grom
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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for a month 3 - 8 days
once a wek, 35 - 40 days

 

Answer by jimbo
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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i   smoke every day for   2 months  how long  will it take to  get out off my system

 

Answer by billy
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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hey just smoke it and like it

 

Answer by shadow
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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if u smoked a month ago and you think its in your hair then......ur screwed...cut ut hair off

 

Answer by Nik
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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Vitamin C, Orange juice and green tea should be part of your daily diet. Do cardio activies everyday for 20 min. Have to sweat alot because that's what burns fat cells and THC is in them. Going to saunas would be a smart and easy thing to do. 1 week of that and your good for drug test!

 

Answer by Ajc
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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Ok i havent smoke in almost 6 years and last night i took 2 small hits.  I have a drug test nest week, will it show up in my system? please help

 

Answer by Powder
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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hey, I got down all the ways to clean weed out of your system:
water, vinegar, cranberry juice, piece of paper the size of the tip of your finger dipped in bleach (not a cap-full unless you wanna get sick as hell, and no printed on paper), niacin, tomato juice, tuna(fat-free?), mayo (fat-free), whole grain wheat bread, lettuce, carrots, peanuts, fruit, prune juice. exercise.
And 4 days before the test start:
eating red meats,
take a vitamin B-complex (must have B-2, and B-12), Ginsing, and rest.

last minute things:
3-4 aspirins, water.

ok, now I got that covered, what in hell do you do if they take a hair follicle test??
peace, keep tokin that weed,
Josh A.K.A. Powder

 

Answer by Stoner123
Submitted on 10/31/2005
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I'm going to donate blood on the second of november 2005 and i haven't smoked pot since 21 of october will it be out of my system i am 5'2 115 pounds i smoked everyday that week up until saturday how long will it stay in system please give best approximation thanks


P.S. i'msort of active i'mon the tennis team and i have to exercise almost everyday thanks

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 11/1/2005
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smoke pot everyday

 

Answer by ash
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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Ok Im about 105lbs and about 5"3. I have a VERY high metabolism... I smoke maybe once a day..i MIGHT have a drug test next week I go for a job interview.. any suggestions?

 

Answer by johndoehou
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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I've been smoking heavy for about 9 years i just quit to get this job i have at least 5 days to try to get my system right does anyone have a credible way of passing this test

 

Answer by arron lost hes job
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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thanks for advice too all gotta try and get job back

 

Answer by jake
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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sup im 15 and i smoke at least twice a day if you have any questions search me on aim stonerstyle66 and no it wont be out of your system if u took a cople hits two weeks ago if you inhaled propurley

 

Answer by Liz415
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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Well if you drink lots of water and exercise you should be ok.If i had smoke 2 blunts will it be out of my system in 20 days?

 

Answer by rich
Submitted on 11/3/2005
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Hi i got a drug test in like 1 and 1/2 to 2 weeks and i smoked weed for the first time like a week ago.... basically will it be out and i gotta pee alot? 5'10 180 kinda chubby

 

Answer by Dre
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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Really do not drink bleach it will kill you but get you an eyedropper and full it full of bleach and pee in the cup and add two drops of bleach for every joint and if you have to mix with your finger and if you panic bring someone else pee

 

Answer by Lana_12
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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OK! it takes anywhere from 27-38 days (depending on how fast ur metabolism is and your wieght) to be able to pass a urine test if you eat and drink and exerxise like you usually do, but if you dont have that long till the test, my advice is drink lots of water up until the night before the test and about 3 hours befor the test have a glass of tomato juice. also if you know about the test a while in advance exercise ALOT!! and see if before the day of the test you can sit in a sauna or somthing for a couple hours to try to sweat it out.

 

Answer by Sarg Danny D
Submitted on 11/5/2005
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IF i Smoke one join will it be out in 4 months

 

Answer by getmonee
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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I am a regular smoker who has smoked about 4 blunts a day for 4 years strait.  I had to quit due to probation.  I have not smoked in 4 weeks and still failed an at home drug test.  This is frustrating.  My test will be in one week. I would use my sisters pee but am unsure b/c of it being probation they might watch.  Any suggestions?

 

Answer by TrippinOutMan
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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Unless it's an actual drug test, and not just a physical or something, a doctor really cant do anything rather than give you advice.Its in their oath or w\e to keep your condition a secret. so pill down.

 

Answer by Cowboy65
Submitted on 11/8/2005
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For guys to pass a test, the best results are buy faking the test with some other guys urine, do this buy getting hold of a jock strap that holds a baseball cup(something you can put in your crotch), girls could do the same thing or pad your bra and hide it in there. Get the buddy urine in a condom by straping the codom around the top of the bottle and fill 1/3 of the bottle. BUT warm the urine up before you leave your house in the bottle in steam water in your sink.  Kind of sick hu, but you have got to do what ya got to do.  Warm it up to over 120 degrees Fahrenheit, and should stay at body temp for up to 30 min. give or take a few min.  Worked for me in getting a job and to prefect it even better, get some hand warmers that hunters and athletes use, u can find them in Wal-mart and such stores.

 

Answer by speedsteer
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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i wanted to know if i would be clean 4 my drug test i have been smoking for almost 3 years straight ive been clean 4 10 weeks now what do you think

 

Answer by peanutbutter
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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Me and my home boy smoked an ounce on a tuesday we had a drug test on saturday we both passed all we did was take niacin pills work out drank a lot of water and tea.

 

Answer by groovy chick
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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hi i have a drugs test on saturday i have smoked dope for a while i have 3 days to get it out my syterm wat can i do

 

Answer by recon
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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i smoke pot every day to clean yourn system take 200mg of Niacin

 

Answer by KingPot
Submitted on 11/11/2005
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I just smoked a blunt and my recruiter called and said he needs me to take my physical & drug test in three days is there anayway that I can get clean

 

Answer by sammie mack
Submitted on 11/12/2005
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yo...im an athlete in a  division one school...i have been smoking pot since like my second semester at school since i was a  freshman ...now I'm a sophmore and its nov...i have smoked like 3-4 times a week over the summer and this past 2 weeks i have gotten high like 5 times a week...one of my girls on the team told on me and i am getting drugged tested right b4 Christmas break...im getting a second chance to stay in school and play my sport...im working out( like running miles and abs and basically anything to burn fat) I am eating healthy and drinking nothing but water and sometimes cranberry juice....I just pray