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Submitted on 1/23/2004
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how long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?


Answer by head demon
Submitted on 2/1/2004
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well in my case somewhere around thirty seven years. other folks about a month

 

Answer by kisstastic
Submitted on 2/12/2004
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Well if you are a regular user it takes from up to 3-57 days to clear out of your urine whereas it only takes up to 36 hours to clear out of your blood. But drinking plenty of fluids and doing lots of exercise can speed up the process a little!

 

Answer by D
Submitted on 3/7/2004
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well that is some good information, but i was wondering one more thing. Isn't THC stored in fat? and in that case would it stay there until the fat is gone. or does it clear out. I thought that would be good to know

 

Answer by da infamous amg1b.c
Submitted on 3/9/2004
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it takes about 3 to 4 weeks nik*a n make sure ya drink water ya heard n cranberry juice helps 2 aight..... shout out 2 ma crew B.C was really go0d

 

Answer by bLunted
Submitted on 3/10/2004
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yea well you no ive gotten in trouble for this a lot so i would say about a month so drink a lot of water and vinager!

 

Answer by happypinkhippy
Submitted on 3/19/2004
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     THIS IS FOR PEOPLE UNDER 180 POUNDS
first time ever- 3-5days
one a month 5-8 days
2 more a month- 15-20 days
once a week 25-30- days
2-3 times a week- 32-36 days
daily 35-49- days

exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... drinking water is good but u have to do it before the drug test because all that water does is screws up the test. Vinager and cramberry juice does nothing too because they are not fat sulable and THC is stored in fat!!

 

Answer by T-Love
Submitted on 3/24/2004
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I wish I can tell U (HA HA)

 

Answer by Roman
Submitted on 3/26/2004
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damn i really need to new this answer because i got to take a drug test i been drinking alot of water and its been like a week ago so will i pass

 

Answer by bebe
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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It takes me about a month to get all the THC outta my sytem... drink like 10 glasses of water a day and 2 table spoons of viniger a day till your test.ooo.. and right before take 4 pakets of jello and mix it with a cup of water and drink it like a hour beforer... i sware by it! :)

 

Answer by AWindowPane
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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Almost everything I read on here was wrong. Don't drink vinegar unless you are trying to clean out amphetamines. THC will remain in your bloodstream for at long as it is in your fat cells. The THC is stored in fat cells, but can be released into the bloodstream, where they are can be lost more quickly. However, having a lot of THC in your bloodstream the day of the test is BAD, as that is also how it gets into the urine. The best course of action is get as much THC into the bloodstream as possible up until about 2-3 days before your test. And then you want to do the opposite, and make sure everything left in there stays in the fat cells. It might be better to wait up until maybe a day and a half to a day before to stop, but in my opinion better safe than sorry. Especially if you have a low body fat content to start with. A high fiber diet will help, as one type of metabolite is reabsorbed through the intestines and will bond with some binding acids in your crap. Vitamin Lecithin is supposed to help move THC from fat cells to the bloodstream. I also remember hearing something about using Lipotrophics. Very credible sources have also claimed that taking 3-4 Aspirin an hour before the test will interfere with an EMIT test (the less accurate and cheaper test, usually done first as a screen) and cant be detected. If you feel you need to dilute your sample to have any chance in hell, eat a lot of red meat for as many days as possible before the test, 3 days being the desirable minimum. Also, at least the day before and day of, take vitamin B-2 and B-12, often found in "B complex" I've also toying with an idea involving fasting, but I'm not sure if eating and consuming fatty substances is bad or good.

 

Answer by mr man
Submitted on 4/3/2004
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im in 8th grade and went to a school dance high.. it was only my 3rd time getting high and somehow the teachers found out.. im skinny and have a fast metabolism and i very rarly smoke pot.. how long is it going to take for it to be out of my system and what should i do to help it go faster?

 

Answer by Me again
Submitted on 4/5/2004
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Teague tatsch says it takes 8 months

 

Answer by rookie6767
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I'm 5'5" and weigh 120. I was a daily user untill 2 weeks ago when I decided to quit. About how long will it take to clear my system.

 

Answer by JKKLdjkl
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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People with aim im rlaxin2much3 please

 

Answer by Katiliyna420
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I would say that drinking half a cap of bleach with water will clean out your system

 

Answer by jsdkfjdskldfj
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Please call 315 686 1077

 

Answer by The Jones
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Look I work for job corp which is a government program and they concluded it takes about 24-30 days to clean your system nomatter how much or how little a person use's Things like nicion only give you a window of time and can be dected

 

Answer by Jbizzle
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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Im like 5'11 and 230 will how long it does it take to completly get out. I have like a drug test in 8 weeks do i have before i have to stop smoking.

 

Answer by nik
Submitted on 4/13/2004
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Is there a test that can prove you are a long time pot user?

 

Answer by Tank
Submitted on 4/16/2004
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I am 6'1" and 145 pounds.  I was a daily user.  I quite on about April 10 and have to take a urine test around May 10th.  I have been drinking alot of water.  What are my chances of passing the urine test and what should I do to pass?  Please address your reply to Tank so that I know that you are replying to my questions.  Thanks.

 

Answer by pretty boy
Submitted on 4/18/2004
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you guys are all suckers who cares if you get caught, they are not goin to do anything and if they really care then you shouldn't be puttin yourself around them anyways if you are such a little mary then just stop smokin thats the best way not to get caught

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 4/19/2004
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I'm in diversion classes for an MIP i got. I was a daily pot smoker up untill the time that I quit. I've been taking drug tests every 2 weeks. It's been 10 weeks and I still have traces in my system, and I cant get out of the class until i'm clean. I'm 6ft 210 lbs. Aparently i'm the slowest at getting rid of this thc that my group leader has ever seen. For over the last 2 weeks, it went down from 18 pts to 12, and i havn't been smoking at all. I exercize and drink water. Be ware, pot doesn't go away quickly for all people. I just bought a gallon of cranberry juice, and i have a week befor my next test were i hope to finaly be at zero so i can leave this f...ing class! Please tell me that cranberry juice does work, cuz it was like 7 bucks.

 

Answer by ky
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Actually.. I have a question. yesterday (4-20) I got high form y second time in a year or so. I found out that I have to have surgery soon on my knee and they need a urine sample..what the hell am i supposed to do!!! Help I don't know anything about this.


 

Answer by Halbert7
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Don't trip about your sample for sugery. Even if it shows up chances are they won't say anything about it, I had an operation on my knee as well and was in the same situation but all they are really looking for is any health problems, not smoking problems. But one thing I know works that no one has put on here is pickle juice. 20oz of pickle juice 24 hrs before your test will help a lot. It has worked for me everytime and I am on probation. Hehe

 

Answer by jet
Submitted on 4/22/2004
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i smoked for 3 days, saturday, sunday, and on tuesday, 4/20 and have been clean before that for about a month or so, and have a drug test coming up in a few days, like 2 or 3 maybe 4 tops, ive been drinking lots of cranberry juice and taking niacin pills, and antioxidants, think ill be clean in time, and if not got any ideas?

 

Answer by stoned
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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why dont you just go buy some of those drinks from a head shop. drink one a couple hours b4 ur test and you will come up clean. its even guaranteed

 

Answer by Lowa
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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I smoked for the first time ever 9 days ago, and I only took like 3 hits. I had to take a test today, will anything show?

 

Answer by NElmzie
Submitted on 4/27/2004
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Dude i have drug test coming up real soon like a month...and im freaked out...what shoudl i do!..i smoked alot of pot in the past month and i need to get it out quick. Is there anyhting i could buy to rid my system of it

 

Answer by ladybeeh
Submitted on 5/1/2004
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My friend has a drug test coming up in 3 weeks me and her just smoked a blunt yesterday and people keep saying drink cranberry juice, vinegar, water and pickle juice and other people say don't do those things, by then i was completely confused so i did some research. Drink lots of water but don't drink as much water the day before because that might cause suspicions. It regularly takes 3 to 4 weeks or 24 to 36 days depending on your height and weight.Since THC is stored in fat cells exercise regulary. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YA GOOD LUCK!!!

 

Answer by Smokey Mcpot
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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DO NOT drink bleach. Not even if you mix it with water... moron.

 

Answer by Smeagol
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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i have a drug test tomorow.  i smoked 2 weeks ago for 3 days in a row.  ive been drinking 3 glasses of water a day since then and im about 115 lbs. do you think i have a chance at passing? if not what should i do?

 

Answer by yodog
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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Yo just keep drinkin water and vinigar thats all i amoke 24-7 and i a on probation just keep on smoking every day all day

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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hey guys i smoke alot and in 3 days i have a UA you think drinken water would really help me i smoke about 2 weeks ago. tell me what i should do.

 

Answer by duff
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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I have a test in 3 weeks and haven't smoked since 4/29 and it was only my 4th time will i be clean by the test and does Niacin really work?

 

Answer by sukie019
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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so i am 5'6" about 150 and I smoke yesterday and have a drug test in 2 weeks.  what do you recommend I do besides drink a lot of water b/c i really need to pass it. I don't smoke 24/7, I maybe do it once a month.

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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someone tell me how long weed stays in your system if im 110 ibs with a fast metabolism. come on somone accualy answer this!!! please

 

Answer by Smokemommie
Submitted on 5/4/2004
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DT IN 7 DAYS... Can someone please tell me the best way to clean my system in 7 days if I smoke blunts everyday.?.?  PLEASE HELP!!!

 

Answer by Pass the Dutchie
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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To that dumbass who said to drink Bleach, I hope you realise that it's CORROSIVE, which means it contains molecules that eat through your flesh?

Yeah, how about you just don't talk anymore.

I suggest Ginsing and Cranberry juice consumption prior to the test.

Good luck.

 

Answer by chronic dawg
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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water and time are the best I've found.  I could use some ideas to clean out. ANY IDEAS?

 

Answer by maryd
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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Buy some Ready Clean - worked for me.  Can't smoke 48 hrs before test.  Drink ready clean 1 hour before test.  

 

Answer by brit is sweet like cotton candy
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I am so freaked I think my mom suspects me of getting high because my eyes were freaky, but I am a kid so who cares? I recomend you getting someone elses pee and putting it in your bra like in a bottle or something and if you are a guy best of luck, hey that is what my sister did!!!! (WHEN i was clean)!!!!!

 

Answer by Al
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I have been researching and conducting many experiments through out the months. I have tested cranberry pickle and tomato juice, suprisingly tomato juice has worked in 9 out of 10 of the variables. One person experimented on has smokes 3 days prior to taking the tomato juice and it flushed his urine.

 

Answer by LayzieJon
Submitted on 5/6/2004
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Marijuana stays in a person’s system for about a week. If a person is a heavy marijuana user, that is four or five marijuana cigarettes per day, and a daily user, the marijuana stays in the system longer.  Marijuana is fat soluble.  It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs. In a heavy user Marijuana can be detected sometimes a month after use.

 

Answer by Hawaiian Punch
Submitted on 5/9/2004
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Hey guys.... read all your comments... thanks alot... for the dumass you said drink bleach... you're a freakin' idiot... you wanna die. anywho, im applying for a department of education job here in hawaii as an educational assistant. Don't know if they are gonna do drug test, and if they do, IM SCREWED... arggh.  I smoke weed everyday... one joint for the morn, the other for the lovely sleep... i need help, and im willing to quit(for awhile.) first, you guys think i should be worrying about a drug test... and if i do have one... you think god will be on my side lol... what should i do?

 

Answer by REDSKINSMAN
Submitted on 5/10/2004
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I AM 38 YEARS OLD AND DO ATLEAST 10 BONG HITS A DAY! I QUIT FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN I SMOKED AGAIN FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND I HAVE TO TAKE A DOT URINE TEST ON JUNE 6! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN A WEEK SO WILL I BE CLEAN BY JUNE 6 IF I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE? NEED HELP

 

Answer by CheX
Submitted on 5/11/2004
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Im 5'10ish and 150
i  only smoked pot once probably about early april or something...now i have a test this week may 15....will TCP be out of my system?

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 5/12/2004
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I have a physical tomorrow and i smoked only for the second time like 3 weeks ago and i only took about 3 or 4 small hits...im so nervous because i keep getting different answers on how long it takes the marijuana to leave my system...they're making me pee and i need some ACCURATE ANSWERS!!!

 

Answer by deejay
Submitted on 5/13/2004
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all you have to do is drink alot of water and take 4 niacin pils 1 every hour.

 

Answer by SMOKE
Submitted on 5/18/2004
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MAN I TELL YOU LIKE THIS IRMA 33 I BEEN Smoking Ever SINCE I WAS NEE (HIGH) I  JUST DECIDED TO quit i drunk a milk jug of water ever 4 hrs i visit the nearest smoke shop n tested my dam self which i past to get a job i was tested at a lab n past now iam working making $15 hourly drink lots of water n exercise 21 days i was clean i put that on my hood plus i got a blunt in my mouth as i type .....

 

Answer by Slayer4life
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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i just smoked pot today how long before i clesr my system cuz i need a job and they give drug tests

 

Answer by erica
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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I just need someone to clarify, it gets out of your bloodstream quicker than your urine?

I am applying for a job at a hospital and I think they do a urine and blood test.

I have never ever ever smoked in my life until this past month. GO FIGURE. And now my mom wants me to get this job. I smoked 4 times in the passed three weeks, should I do the exercise and water, pickle juice, vinegar thing?

 

Answer by tytechortz
Submitted on 5/20/2004
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for a first time user, will he pass a test in 2 weeks?  I've heard anything from 5 to 12 days, but I'm not sure.. Thanks!

 

Answer by the expert
Submitted on 5/22/2004
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the best thing that any of you can do is go to a store such as gnc and get a bottle of herbal clean... they have pills but the liquid is the best. i work at a health food store and can testify to this personally. this product is usually garunteed... if you're not sure talk to an expert... but trust me this is much more reliable then any of the home remedies.

 

Answer by Mig-Man
Submitted on 5/29/2004
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I was a regular user, like heavily every weekend so i just decided to quit. I'm hoping to join the army but heard they do specialized drug tests from your spine is this true? If yes how long would it take to get out of my system? If no would they do more accurate drug tests anyway? I also took pills but like over a year ago is this detectable? Also are shrooms detectable but i haven't done them for like a  year? Someone please help with reliable answers!

 

Answer by probation
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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hey im on probation and my P.O could ask me to drop at any time but i realy wanna smoke (like everyday haha) so any schedule sugestions for smoking

 

Answer by pothead4ever
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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ive herd of drinking lots of tea will clean u out good if you have ever had a few glasses of iced tea u have proaly knoticed u have to pis liek a race horse

 

Answer by silvermouthgator
Submitted on 5/31/2004
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what up?I'm 17,and I'm 6'2 and weight 200 pound all muscle.the last time i smoke weed was on 4-24-04.and i had to quit cause I'm getting a job where they do drug testes.what should i drink.will it be out of my system in July.

 

Answer by Helpful friend
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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Ok.. listen, nobody knows about green tea.. drink it alot before your test, it makes u crap.. pee and everything, but be sure to mix it with honey for da extra flavor.. haha, but i swear this works

 

Answer by sueh211982
Submitted on 6/12/2004
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hey guys i just got drug tested for court on June 1 and its just now June 12 the last time i smoked was April 1 and they still found traces in my system I'm 5'6 and 145 pounds so it does take alot of time to get out of your system but a good way to clean yourself out by deadline is green tea and lots of it with no sugar and worm. try it it works for my girlfriend why wouldn't it work for you? I'm even doing it now cause i get tested again on the 29 of this month, by the way my cannabinoids/creatinine ratio was 3.4 ng/mg

 

Answer by joshmack
Submitted on 6/14/2004
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Regarding the magic mushrooms....
Although I'm uncertain as to the extent to which the armed forces administers their drug tests, I've never heard of a drug test that checks for psilocybin (the chemical found in psychoactive mushrooms).  Also, if you've done the mushrooms about a year ago, I certainly don't think the psilocybin would show up anyway (mainly because your body works to expel it much as with THC).  Of course, as some others have mentioned, hair folicle testing can calculate the likelihood of a participant taking certain (not all) drugs in the past.  However, I've had more friends than one who joined the armed forces after using marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, and probably a few other things as well prior to enlisting.  I don't think you should worry about it too much....except for the fact that they'll ask you under oath if you've ever done it!  lol

 

Answer by xXxADHxXx
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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if ur bringing ur pee in and if ur a guy just tape itto the top of your *schlonge* in a little bottle and then just zip open...... unscrew and pour it in like your peeing.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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hello.... i have to take a drug test in 3 to 4 weeks... i have been drinking a LOT or water and running about 3 miles every day... i am taking the lowest form of the drug test... can some one please help me and tell me if what i am doing will help me pass the test and if there is anything else i can do to help get THC out of my system in 3 to 4 weeks... please someone help me

 

Answer by hellagood21
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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I just want you to know that 1 teaspoon of cloves, 1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea will rid your system of even the most extreme toxins.My dad is a doctor and a pothead so that is how I know.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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ok sweet... thanks... but how much do i drink of it... like 2 times a week and how much like a cup at a time... thanks for the info i hope it works

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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dam that stuff task so bad i hope it works... all that garlic makes me want to gage...lol... but i hope it works and how much am i soppose to drink of it?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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i smoke everyday and i got a pee test in 10 days what do i do?

 

Answer by court
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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well, i smoked 2 times in June and I have a urine test on July 27. I excersie daily and I drink water but I am still scared do you think that I will be clean?

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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dude you will be clean if you only smoked two times trust me you will be fine :)

 

Answer by kelly93
Submitted on 6/30/2004
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Help, I have been smoking about a bowl a night for about 3 weeks.  I am getting a drug test next week what should I do.  I am 5'4" 120lbs.  

 

Answer by 420
Submitted on 7/1/2004
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I go to school on a remote island and have a drug test in about 3 months, i'm about 6'1 and 74 kg will i be rid of all traces of cannabis? I smoke every week, sometimes up to seven joints of pure pot (not blunts) and sometimes do bong hits. PS please remember I live on an island and it is difficult to get stuff like cranberry juice.

 

Answer by Disgorged
Submitted on 7/2/2004
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I have to stop, I can't think straight anymore i need to get it out of my head hwah..... by the way u guys can buy this bottle called 1 day detox..... i think u drink it at night then wala the next day ull be clean from everything and u go for the test with ur balls in ur pant not at home

 

Answer by Sabiandrummer
Submitted on 7/4/2004
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I'm fat and i smoked pot like on may 5th will i be clear by August cuz im taking a phisical.

 

Answer by JohnieJ
Submitted on 7/5/2004
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I smoked for the very first time about 2 weeks ago only took about 5 or 6 hits, then my mom just got me a job and in 3 days from now I have to take a drug test. I have been drinking alot of water,pickle juice,tomato juice, and I exercise daily. Will I be clear for the test? I'm 6'0 140lbs.

 

Answer by s0ulf1re
Submitted on 7/7/2004
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Some advice for cleaning out your system-

* Drink LOTS of water.
* Exercise (Long bike rides or walks).
* Eat healthy foods.

Do those 3 things up until the day before the test (give yourself the day before the test to just rest and relax).

Of course, those 3 things will help a great deal on removing THC from your body, but without doing those steps, depending on how fit you are and some other variables, it usualy takes up 20-30 days to rid your system of THC.

Good luck on everyone's tests!


 

Answer by The way to do it
Submitted on 7/8/2004
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I agree with the advice for cleaning out your system. I was a daily user of high potency stuff for 8 months straight. I cut back to weekends only by early 5/04. I last smoked on 6/6/04. I took Herbal Clean from GNC for 9 days starting 6/20/04. They advertise it as a 7 day thing, but include enough for 9 days (Don't waste your money -it's bogus!!) I followed their program, taking 3 pills @ 8:30 or 9am and 4 more around 7pm. For the 9 days I ate only albacore tuna w/fat free mayo, whole grain bread, tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, peanuts & fruits. I drank @ least 7 gallons of water, a little cranberry and prune juices, but nothing else -no alcohol. I jogged, worked out & excercised like a madman to sweat my arse off (sweating bullets is more like it).
After the third day on the Herbal Clean I couldn't poop hardly @ all -it caused me to get backed up. I got kinda scared. The second to last day I finally squeezed out a small loaf. I was back to normal after I stopped taking the pills.
I tested negative on 7/3/04.
Here's what I've learned. Don't take any detox stuff. They're all bogus. If you take a masker -it will show up! The only way to get it out is to STOP SMOKING & EXERCISE to speed your metabolism & eat lowfat or no fat & drink lots of water & cranberry. You want to poop a lot, but be careful of using laxatives -you can damage your body.
I'm in good shape to start. I did lose a few pounds, but the important thing is that I passed the test. I found out that thc only stays in a normal body for about 30 days for regular users in fat their cells. If you smoke once or twice a week it takes about 15 to 20 days. If you've only done it once it's gone in a few days. Whatever the case, don't waste your money on pills -they don't work. Your body will expel thc on it's own through solid bowel movements, sweat and urinating. Good luck everyone!!

 

Answer by Binka1
Submitted on 7/13/2004
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I need to take a hair test and I only smoke about once a month.  I haven't smoked in over a month.  Any positive news for me?

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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i only inhaled some smoke like 4 days ago..i just got home from up north and i have a physical 2morrow..will they check for weed in my urine test? if they do will it show up?

 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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my friend told me it takes up to 3 months but i'mnot sure can u plz tell me the right answer....

 

Answer by nick420
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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drug tests are a cakewalk..i smoked everyday for 7 months straight and within 2 weeks i passed i drank 2 liters of water a day for 2 weeks and i was fine..dont worry about it just keep rollin them reefers

 

Answer by adam
Submitted on 7/18/2004
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Hi... got a drug test in about 2 weeks... however, i had 5/6 hits on a joint (draw)... will it be out of my system in 2 weeks?.. PLEASE HELP.. Thanks.. adam..

 

Answer by Lt.Ice
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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LOL Dont drink bleach ever.. Pickle Juice, Cranberry Juice, and Water is the way to go.. Drink water until u puke and even then dont stop drinking water.. i just smoked and im leaving and dropping on thurs. its monday.. :D another thing is vinegar kills fat cells and THC is stored in fats cells use common sense of course it will work but then again im 20, i weight 140. so it should be alittle easier for me.. i have like no fat cells. niacin is also something to look into which are metabolism pills, (vinegar and cidar) which can kill fat cells without having that insanly nasty taste of vinegar to a minimum.

 

Answer by mikell
Submitted on 8/5/2004
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hey if your so worried about getting caught don't smoke but what i live by is "Live your life out to the extreme" so if you want to smoke go ahead. I didn't know why people smoke until I tried it and know i understand so do what you want just know your not alone...

 

Answer by smoky jebear
Submitted on 8/6/2004
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I think some of you people must smoke crack to come up with some of these ideas.

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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hey i herd if you put 2 drops of bleach in your water

 

Answer by infinite
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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i smoked 2 bowls OF WEED  like 4 months ago now i have a urine test because i got expelled from school and i bike like 3 miles every week and drink a gallon of water a day I am 5-1  130 will it show up in a test

 

Answer by razberrytwisted
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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I smoked for like 3 weeks straight, everyday and then quit for about 2/3 weeks. I had about 5 hits from a bong last night, and i have a pee test in about a week. Will it still show up? and how do i get rid of the THC?

 

Answer by JESSIE O6
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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HEY YALL I HAVE A PHYSICAL TOMMOROW ANDI HAVE SMOKED WEED FOR LIKE 1 WEEK AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET IT OUT? HELP ME I HAVE DRANK WATER APPLE JUICE PICKLE JULIE AND CHOIRIENE HELP ME PLEASE

 

Answer by TOTALly CONfused CDRDLZ
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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WEllllllll
this page is useless. does anyone here hvae anything to back up what they say. im gettin drug tested tommorrow morning. thx for nothin

 

Answer by lil maine
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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i got a drug test in like 1 week and i drink lots of cranberry juice and my pee comes out clear lately is that Good sign  holla back            

 

Answer by AirForceWomen
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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I joined the Air Force recently, and I just to smoke dank like everyday then i cut down then i stopped for like 4 days then i smoked again. How long will it take to leave my system? I was a drug test for the Air Force coming up and I'm not sure if its a urine sample, a hair sample or what but i need some help. Thanx yall

 

Answer by sean
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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hey.... i BAREYLY took 1 hit from a bubbler... but i mean this thing was the size of a bb...... i have a physical 36 hours after i did it.... if i drink watter and blah blah all the things u said, will i be cool? and also, in a sports physical, they check for drugs right?

 

Answer by green girl
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system on average about a month. The amount of time it stays in your system depends upon the amount of body fat you have and how much and how often you smoke it. Drinking lots of water helps you get it out as well as a lot of exercise. But if you just smoked a big one, and your drug test is tomorrow, your going to need to do more. First off, stop smoking right away, things are already bad enough, then try to stay away from a lot of fatty foods and alcohol. Also, make sure you eat a lot of fiber. Non of this will guarantee that you pass the test but when it is combined with a cover up drink that you can often buy at your local head shop there will be no need for doubt. I can't say that every drink out there works, but I've gone through a situation like this and know that they do sell drinks that work. The drink I used had an incredibly high amount of fiber in it, like twelve time your daily value needed. If you follow the directions on the back of the drink you should pass. The fiber is what is responsible for hiding the evidence. Also make sure your drink comes with a guarantee on it that says if you don't pass you get your money back, because it cost around thirty dollars, so it better work.

 

Answer by veronica
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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I took about four or five hits off a joint last night- I haven't smoked in 6 months, that was the first time, I have a drug test for a job on Monday, What can I do?

 

Answer by wow
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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i was on parole and i smoked the only way to pass a test if you smoke is to hide it with a drink you get at a head shop you could smoke the day of the test and still pass trust me its like 45 bucks a bottle but it works all that other stuff does not work been there done that or just dont smoke alot of water cranberry juice vinegar please try that and you will fail dont be cheap and buy the drink

 

Answer by pot smoking hero
Submitted on 8/18/2004
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i no it sounds gross but if u have half a cup of your own urine it will flush it out of your system in days. I no this sounds untrue and sounds gross but it really works

 

Answer by sampras7
Submitted on 8/24/2004
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I hit a fat blunt on the 14th of august, just wondering if i would be ok if i got tested next week. It was the only time i smoked in the month of august. I get tested for athletics at my university. But for the next couple days we're going to run and sweat and drink water like crazy, as we get into shape. You think i'mstraight?

 

Answer by Ty
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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Hey, ive got this friend who smoked weed like a week ago and he has a drug test cumin up soon and he keeps taken this pill thats makes him sick as hell but it supposedly cleats his hole system out in 1 day.... is it safe fer him!? im wurried he duz this EVERYTIME he smokes... HeLp

 

Answer by newuser
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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i have a qustion i took 3 hits off a joint and i have to take a drug test this was like 2 weeks ago how do i get it out. please answer this i need to know.

 

Answer by yoman
Submitted on 8/26/2004
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I usally somek once in a blue moon 2-3 times a month and i have a drug test monday 5 days
last time i smoke was some resin on wensday and have a drug test (urine) monday what should i do..

Weight: 145
Hieght: 5'9"

 

Answer by maz
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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the new tests r more expensive to use but much more expensive.  the vitamins in your blood (including thc) go to your fat toe nails and anything else taht is still growing or can have vitamins stored in them.  such as hair...this is the newest test...they can take 1 string of hair and if u have smoke pot in any time that peive or a part of taht peice of hair was attached...u will test positive.  this test is rarely used because most doctors dont have the equipment and it is much more expensive.  so if u gotta be sure that ur not gonna get tested for it to come up positivee...shave ur head.

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out a lot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out alot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by confusion
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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i have a question, Im really mixed up, when your told to take a drug test does this also include alcohol? Isn't alcohol considered a drug? i had a drug test 2day but i drank about a 22oz of beer just yesterday and i urinated 4 times before i went for the test and was told i didn't have 2 worry but now Im wondering if i should be also its been about 42 days since Ive smoked weed but i took one pull on Mon.  ive been drinking water constantly and two table spoons of vinegar ever since thinking that i did not have to take this test for another 3 weeks. are they gonna detect ne-thing?..... And i am not a heavy drinker or smoker.. Please Im really CONFUSED can some one help me out?

 

Answer by Cynthia
Submitted on 8/28/2004
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All right, most of these answers are pretty much the same but no one has really asked about side smoke. what if your friends do it around you (like they hotbox the car with you in it)...Will it still show up in my test even though I stopped using it about 2 weeks ago and have to take the test anytime from here until 3 weeks from now? PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!! P.S.(just in case) I'm 18, 98lbs,5'3" with a very fast metabolism

 

Answer by laced
Submitted on 8/29/2004
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let me just tell you all--that i got a new job and had to be drug tested right before starting..so about a month ago, i stumbled upon this site--wondering if it would be possible for me to pass my drug test in a month...you all said yes, so i thought i was set...YOU ARE ALL TOTALLY MISINFORMED...straight up, let me just tell you that i'm positive that for a regular pot smoker it takes 77 DAYS for your system to clear! if you are just a once in a great while user, it will take you about 3 to 4 weeks. I failed my drug test and the doctor told me straight up, so now you know for sure

 

Answer by Long time user
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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I dunno for sure.  I've heard of a number of things such as frequent use of Goldenseal root helps, but can be detected on tests.  Incidentally, you could just say you use it to boost your immune system, because that is what it is for.
I do know that poppy seeds can cause a false positive on a test as well.  They proved it on Mythbusters.
Good luck on your tests, (and wish me luck on mine!)

 

Answer by Smokey the bear
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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i need some help if any one can, i smoked a joint to my head and 2 more joints with 2ppl and i smoked a bowl yesterday, i smoke everyday a lot, i dont know when my drug test is coming but i started to drink water, how many 500ml bottles do i have to drink in order for the thc to get outta my system do u think? i really need some help so please help me.

 

Answer by pot is my friend
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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CANNABIS. The cannabis constituent that produces the high is called Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (Delta-9-THC, widely known as THC.) Delta-9-THC enters the bloodstream rapidly after smoking (in minutes) or more slowly when ingested orally (20 minutes to 1.5 hours). It is rapidly metabolised into inert molecules known as metabolites. These chemicals also have the word Tetrahydrocannabinol in them and are called THC, which can be quite confusing. Delta-9-THC is detectable in the blood for a few hours, but none of this active chemical is found in the urine or stored in the fatty tissues such as the liver and brain. What is frequently described as THC'slingering in the body fluids and organs are metabolites of Delta-9-THC, the inert substances that the body disposes of in the urine and excrement, in much the same way as it disposes with Vitamin A. It is these that are detected in the body organs and urine, long after the effects of Delta-9-THC have worn off. These metabolites can linger more than 90 days in some cases. For occasional users, an average of 13 days was recorded. Some people had metabolites detectable for just three days; others found the substances still in the urine after up to 29 days. But a positive body fluid or hair test for cannabis does not mean that the person was under the influence of the substance, or impaired in any way at the time the specimen was collected. All it tells the tester is that the person may or may not have ingested cannabis in the recent past.

 

Answer by naturalcause
Submitted on 9/2/2004
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I agree that herbal clean doesn't work, I tried it and did it just as it instructed. I had gone 11 days with out herb and did 2 flushes and I failed it and lost a state good job.
I am going to try again for the same job, it will be about 2 months smoke free when I retest. I'm 5'1 and 165lbs. so the fat cells are against me, I have and under active thyroid which doesn't help.
my best advice is to quit long before you test. each body is different.
I do have 1 question for the doctors kid,
does flushing heavily right before testing just put more out of your system and into the urine? maybe that's the problem.
Good luck to all, and God Bless America
PS. life long user for 26+ years

 

Answer by gcirca1
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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im not sure if this actually works but i'veheard just take 3 centium a-z pills a day for a few days and it should not show up. im not sure if this works but my friend did some weed a day b4 he had gotten checked, and it didnt show up soo maybe that works

 

Answer by smokie
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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I have been smoking everyday for about a year and half heavy and i might have to take a drug test in like a week or 2 i stopped smoking about a week ago how long will it take to get out of my system and what can i take to get it out i am 6'0 and about 190lbs

 

Answer by uncle jay 7000
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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can a school give you a drug test w/o parents permission??

 

Answer by chuck
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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hey i have been smokin weed like the hole summer every day and then i got caught. my parent r testing me monthly. myquestion is if smoke 5 days after the beginning of the month will i be ok my the end of the month like 22 days

please give a correct anwser because if i test possivtive im getting kick out of the housethehouse P.S im 5 6'' and wiegh 130

 

Answer by Beanie
Submitted on 9/8/2004
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There's something you all can buy at GNC, just go there and ask for something to "clear out your system".  Usually there are some pretty cool people working there, so you can just tell them that you smoked up a couple days ago or whatever and you need to take a drug test in a couple days.  There's a big bottle, I don't know what it's called, but it tastes nasty...comes in grape and cherry flavor and its like $50.  You drink that the day of your test, and provided you didn't smoke 3 days before that, you'll pass the test.  Good luck. Oh, and whoever said drink bleach?! DON'T DO IT!! Especially you, the 8th grader - go grab some stuff at GNC! It works 100% !!!!

 

Answer by Pickledog
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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I've only 'not passed' a drug test once. This was from a random drug test ( those assholes! ) at work. They tested me on the spot,said it was inconclusive, and said it needed to be sent to a Lab--I quit anyway. I smoke one hit every weekend. This test was 5 days later. Here's some more info : I use to smoke a hit a day. I quit for almost two weeks. I barely passed. By two weeks, it was gone. More info : twice, I had a couple hits on a Saturday. I took three 500 mg Niacin ( makes your skin itch ), half gallon of cranberry, and then a crapload of water, and a couple more niacins the night before the test-----passed. I'm getting tired of Niacin. I've all but quit, already. I hate society, now. I remember when it was cool.

 

Answer by Graymatter
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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To all that are paranoid about drug tests:

To be damn sure that you are going to get that all important job get a home drug test, from your neighborhood pharmacy about $12. It takes all the stress out of being tested, You'll know for sure.

Also get to know how the human metabolic system works and you'll understand that carbo-loading does work but I found that a week of not smoking combined w/ carbo-loading the night before works the best with this advise.

Happy - Happy - Joy - Joy!!  

 

Answer by bigjoe
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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i need help i have a drug test tomorrow and the last time a smok it was may 3 04? so please help if a answer...

 

Answer by poy
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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I've been drinking Chinese Green Tea along with taking B-Complex Vitamins, and riding my bike everyday. I have been a heavy smoker for 2+ years previous to this; smoking 3-4 king size reefers a day. So I'll will keep everyone posted on if I pass my urine test.

 

Answer by Dankz
Submitted on 9/18/2004
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420 days

 

Answer by Lyss.
Submitted on 9/21/2004
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Hi, I'm 5'1, and about 102 pounds. I smoked 19 days ago, and I have a blood drug test in about less than 10 days. What should I do?

 

Answer by john doe
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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drink urine ha ha ha

 

Answer by bowtie_1
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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need help,have to take randoms with in thirty days,whats the best thing to do to get pot out of my system, i have smoked for three years straight hardly ever being without & need to get clean fast, please respond

 

Answer by a21121
Submitted on 9/30/2004
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to the person asking about the hair follicle test-- you're screwed. toxins store in the *root* of your hair so no amount of chemicals will save you. nor will shaving your head (if you've considered it) because if it's a court ordered hair test, like most will i would assume, they will *require* that your hair be of a certain length, JUST SO THEY CAN TEST IT!
i have laughed throughout reading most of these entries and i have discovered that there are many, many, MANY uneducated pot smokers out there. i, too, have an upcoming drug test and i, too, am freaked out about. however, i know that i really don't have much of a chance aside from executing some of these ideas. i will be drinking water like a slave, exercising like a Weight Watchers queen and i will be doing all that i can to avoid detection. i wish u all luck!!

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I smoked last friday 9/24 (i think) and i have a urine test tomorrow 9/31. Ive been drinking lots of water (started day before test) and im 5'9 150lbs and i put 3 pennies into pepsi for copper to be in my system...WTF DO I DO??????? DO I DRINK PICKLE JUICE OR WHAT?

 

Answer by karli
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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i smoked a little bit like 3 hits max on a friday night. i got drug tested on wednesday morning. i was drinking a lot of water, and i drank alot right b4 the test, and my pee was seriously clear. i get the results in 2 weeks...will i be ok? (b4 friday i havent smoked for about 3 weeks) im 5'6 120 lbs. im trippen out.

 

Answer by PriNcE_PeCiNa_14
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I am 14 and I am on probation and I smoked for 2 of the weekends and that was a week ago and the week before what do I do to get it out of my system. I play football and I am very active and I drink alot of water and I take niacin. PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FAST CUZ I REALLY NEED TO KNOW!

 

Answer by Mr. X
Submitted on 10/2/2004
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GUYS, NOW DAYS MOST EMPLOYERS PERFORM DRUG SCREENING MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. USING HAIR SAMPLES, NAIL SAMPLES, AND SALIVA. URINE IS NOT USED AS MUCH BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CONVENIENT AND COST EFFECTIVE. HAVING SAID THAT, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT MAKE SURE YOU STAY CLEAN FOR AT LEAST A MONTH IF YOUR NOT A HEAVY USER AND ARE LIGHT WEIGHT. (THC TAKES LONGER TO GET OUT OF FINGER NAILS,HAIR AND SALIVA. MUCH LONGER THAN URINE.)

FOR TEENAGERS...DON'T SWEAT IT. IF YOU DON'T PASS A TEST, NO BIG DEAL....NOT LIKE YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE....THE MOST YOU'LL GET IS A SLAP FROM YOUR PARENTS.

 

Answer by P. Ivy
Submitted on 10/3/2004
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Question I took two pulls on labor day the 6th and had to take a DT for a job on the the 24th.  Am I in the clear?

 

Answer by E
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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Hey guys, thank you for all the info.  I smoked a bowl 3 weeks ago and have a drug test tomorrow.  Ive been drinkin hella amounts of water and cranberry juice.  I might take Ready Clean (a detox drink).  I will tell you how it went
E

 

Answer by notapotheadweedsmokerperson
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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i think at least a month make sure you drink lots of water or put non-flavor gelatin in a cup and put water or cranberry juice

 

Answer by buddha luva
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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yo i got a test tomarrow and i use to smoke almost everyday till i got caught up and ive been clean for at least a good 9 months and i smoked on 9/11 and now i gotta get dropped oct.5 you think i'dbe clean

 

Answer by Officer Dufey
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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Just to let you guys know, pot will stay in your hair for a year!  A hair test is very accurate and you will be screwed.  There is nothing you can do about a hair test, not even shaving your head will get it out.

 

Answer by sushimeh
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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drink lots of organic green tea !! green tea is known for taking toxins out of the body , and it helps with taking the thc out of your system !

 

Answer by Ashlie
Submitted on 10/7/2004
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If you really have all these problems, you shouldnt smoke pot. It is gonna take like a month. And theres not a whole lot you can do. My friends took a damn detoxifier (sp?!?!?!) and he still failed. if you dont want to fail a drug test, don't smoke. Or if you dont care....be like me...and Sm0kAb0wLa EVERYDAY! lol

 

Answer by nell
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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i just wanted to know i was a everyday smoker for about 3 years until mid august its the beginning of october my boyfriend still smokes everyday around me i may have a drug test next week will i test positive?

 

Answer by ErinBulgin
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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Goodness, please don't drink bleach!! Also, now a days they test for stuff that covers it up before they actually test to see if you have THC in your system. The best way to pass is stop smoking!!!

 

Answer by bryfromdaytonohio
Submitted on 10/9/2004
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ugggghhhhhh i wanna smoke i wanna smoke i wanna smoke

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 10/13/2004
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ya i know that u guys are going to say that im crazy about the bleach thing but i does work me and my friends smoke everyday in the morning at school and at night and i know some people that it has worked for but make sure u only take 1/2 a cap no more cuz if u take to much u could die i have a friend whose grandpa died cuz he was trying to get clean and he took to much so ya its risky but i was just letting u know that it does work also something else is try tanning outside because sweating helps to if u have aim u can im me at crackpotblonde89 hopes this helps

 

Answer by you gotta be kiddin' me!
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Nothing' you do will help!  Stupid people.  Pickles, cranberries, h2o, Bleach!  give me a break.  YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FAIL!  HAVE FUN DRINKING ALL THAT PICKLE JUICE YOU ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE A BIG ASS!  dummy!  I can't believe all you simple minded people would listen to this crap!  You are all pathetic losers!

 

Answer by J-Polo
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Damn.  Go figure!!!!!!  I don't smoke weed, but I'm trying to get on with this chick and she's high as hell.  I take 2 puffs, cough it up and I'll be damn that a job as a pharmacuetical sales rep, calls me up. Now i'vebeen  trying to get this job for a year and now, (1 month) later they want to test me.  So I hope this water and cranberry juice works.  I need the job.

 

Answer by Flyin HIGH
Submitted on 10/15/2004
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whats up ppl, i smoke about 3 or 4 times a weeks, like only enought ot get me high like lil over a bowl,  and next august i have a pyhisical, a normal one for school and this type of sailing camp i go to, i was wondering if the thc will show up in ur urine or ur blood in a test like that, plz help!

 

Answer by The Real TRUTH
Submitted on 10/16/2004
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I loved the part where someone said that they were taking cleansers and it made him constipated "Finally i was able to squeeze out a small LOAF" My that is the funniest thing ever! Yall just STOP doing drugs and you won't have these problems. Weed is something that grows in nature, but it still isn't safe--most POISONS that we use today derive from NATURAL plants--so no we aren't supposed to smoke because it grows in nature. Lets get a clue!

 

Answer by big l
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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Hello, I can save most of you lots of grief.Water is all you need to dilute your urine to the minimal threshold to pass.I start drinking water 4-5 hrs before test.Pee several times til its clear.When you pee at test give mid stream pee after you started to pee.I am always nervous but have passed every ua.I have been puffing off&on for 23 years.ive got high same day and few days before a test it really doesnt matter.drink close to a half of gallon over 4-5 hrs.And 2hrs before test pop a couple vitaminC to give urine some color.I have got over on two of the biggest labs here in my city.So save your money and follow my advice you will pass.The main reason i know this works because i got stoned before i went to work at a hospital had a lab tech test my urine Failed.Drank 2400cc of fluid over 3hrs took him another sample i passed.Peace out keep Blazin it up.

 

Answer by mixedhigh
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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OK.. Im so paranoid.. I have been clean for almost 2 months but i smoked like 3 grams on saturday. I have drank 13 liters of water so far and my test is tomorrow.. what the hell should i do.. im gonna sweat my ass off too.. i dunno im really paranoid cuz i already turned in like 2 dirty test in the past...

 

Answer by houa
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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i smoke up in july and i need to know how to pass a blood test

 

Answer by The RIGHT answer
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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Marijuana: 2-5 days (can be up to 30+ for heavy users)
Cocaine: 1-2 days
Ecstacy: 1-5 days
I got this off of a drug testing sight, so it is right.  So for everyone that has taken 2 hits and is scared a month later dont be you are fine.

 

Answer by MikeMan
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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I have a question and i need a fast answer. I got smoked and got high 11 days ago and I took 2 hits 4 days ago and surprisingly I am going to have a blood test in 7 days. Will they find it in my blood and how to I get rid of it that fast??? HELP!!!!

 

Answer by jdawg
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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I've smoked weed heavily for about a year straight and have a UA coming up in a month and a half, drink lots of water & exercise?

thanks

 

Answer by DrugTester
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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To all of you who think marijuana is making your life better. Get a clue! We are not talking for medicinal purposes. We are talking every day and occasional use. Potentially this will cause problems for you down the road. No one ever became smarter from smoking pot. The answer to your question is to STOP and hope that you made it in time for your drug test. The marijuana stays in your system (fat cells) from a few days up to weeks depending on your exposure. Good Luck because you’ll need it. As for the moron that said to drink bleach. Hurry up and die, the world would be better off without that kind of advice.

 

Answer by shackey29
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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question is for hellagood21.how many times do you have to drink your miracle before taking the drug test?

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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you are all moronz i hope u all fail miserably im just jokin b4 i pizz dirty today....if i fail ill be in prison....if i dont ill be back to tell u what worked

 

Answer by The Master
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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Tips on drug tests...
-Use your midstream pee. Let your first pee come out (because its the most diluted), then use the midstream pee, then let the last few seconds go into the stool as well.

-Niacin doesn't do jack.. it just makes your skin itchy.

-Drink alot of water. butt loads.. all the time.

-I think its vitamin B, but anyways, some vitamin out there turns your pee really yellow. Take some of those before hand.

-Dont Eat 12-16 hours before the test

-Get off your lazy arse and exercise!

 

Answer by John Calvin
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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just drink water y'all be iight, lets say bout 1 to 2 liters of water a day for a week

 

Answer by jc baller
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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yo i need some answer fo real about passing a drug test in 2 weeks i'mabout 6"2 and 160lbs and they gotta be accurate

 

Answer by Dirty
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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I have a question, I smoked 1 small blunt about 12 days ago for the first time in my life. I did not smoke it alone, my friend and i were passing it back and forth. I took more hits though. I have read this whole screen and saw every thing from water to pickle jucie. I know that i have a test coming up VERY SOON and I need to get thi tch out of my systen what do i Do. I need something that really works.  

 

Answer by vi8olencehasarrived
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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gnc sells an herbal product that you take for two weeks and it works. its basically green tea so go to any grocery store and buy green tea dietary pills. green tea naturally breaks up fat cells for easy burnnig. of course you will need to drink alot of water.exorcise or if your to lazy do something to make you swet like turn the shower on hot and steam up the bathroom while drinking water.

 

Answer by readthis
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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just buy detox, works like magic. even if u smoke the day before

 

Answer by southern trendkill
Submitted on 10/26/2004
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my recomendation is to use niasin. it is a pill and it only takes two to three days to get out of your system.  what it does is makes you feel really hot so take it right before you go to bed.  it makes it so you can sweat out the thc

 

Answer by BLEACH BIMBO
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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Ya why don't you try to drink bleach..........Stupid Bimbo

 

Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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I haven't smoked in a little under a month. I'm going to have to take a drug test sometime soon to get an interview for a job. It will probably be in the next 2 weeks, do you think the thc will be out of my system by then?

 

Answer by bart
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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how long does marijuana tea stay inside your body. this was my first time ever using marijana. im 5'11 and 320lb.

 

Answer by d dizzy aka D Dizzy
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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it dosent matter how much god damn weed u smoke a day .... every day u smoke it just adds more time.... like say i smoked today id have to wait 28 to 36 days.... but if i smoke again tommaorw it just starts over... no more time is added... and thats the truth.... you dumb asses thc hooks to your blood cells and water and vinagar isnt gonna change is dumb ass ...... \

THE KID>....

 

Answer by shmokeydabear
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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I have just gotten in trouble for some big things and had to quit smoking, i have taken many u.a'sin my past and usually just diluted it, it had been about two weeks of being smoke free when i had to go talk to my P.O, i was not scared because i thought i was clean, i did not try to dilute this time because"for one i thought i was clean" also because he warned me and told me that he knows about me diluting my previous test. I did not pass the test ,my levels were about the same as two weeks ago, the only hint that i could give you would be to exercise frequently "the steam room works well also" and if are going to try to dilute your system make sure you give your body at least a day, to get back the vitamins and other essentials in your body so it looks normal, drink lots of water but the day before lay off or else they will know

and bleach man keep that to yourself, you are going to make people sick

p.s all you people out there worried about going down for drugs when you are getting medical work done, get real that is not their place and they wont say anything

 

Answer by chiefdog
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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Drink 5 gallons of water and take alot of nican pills I passed for the marine core in two days I am also a really heavy smoker i smoke about an ounce and a half a week of the fire

 

Answer by LOLIPOP
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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I GOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ON HERE THIS IZ REGARDING MY BABY.I GOTTA GO 2 COURT SOON AND IF I TEST POSITVE FOR WEED THEN THERE GONNA TAKE MY BABY.NOW IM 5'2 125 AND I SMOKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SINCE I HAD MY BABY.I ONLY HIT THE BLUNT LIKE 2OR 3 TIMES AND WAS HIGH...I DIDNT REALLY INHALE THE 2 AND 3 TIME CAN SOMEONE PLLLLEEEEEEEZZZZZ HELP ME AND BE TRUTHFUL CUZ THIS IS CONCERNING MY CHILD.ALSO IM REALLY NOT A BIG SMOKER AT ALL..I SMOKE LIKE EVERY 4 OR 5 MONTHS.

 

Answer by Jack
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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Go to GNC and buy niacin...it burns a lil but it gets the job done...take like 3 of them in the morn and 3 at lunch. it cleaned me in less than a day but if u know ahead of time start with niacin ASAP.

 

Answer by muststopforjub
Submitted on 11/1/2004
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I have to take a drug test in about two weeks. I have not smoked pot for 13 days now.. I am wanting to but, I have been drinking pickle juice about every other day drinking lots of water and eating alot of red meat.. My friend is a doctor and she says it takes 30 days.. Well, good luck to everyone

 

Answer by king
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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I NEED HELP I HAVE A TEST IN ABOUT 4HOUR HOW CAN I PASS IT.

 

Answer by MoMo
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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Why the hell would a docter check for drugs? HE WOULD NOT? Thats why its called a physical and not a drug test? Has nobody ever heard of Doctor patient confidentiality.

 

Answer by anonamous
Submitted on 11/3/2004
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I'm getting my test in a few days and I just smoked like a week ago. Damn, I am screwed.

 

Answer by brandy
Submitted on 11/4/2004
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hey, I smoked twice in my life, about 4 days between each time and about 3 hits each time. 2 and a half weeks later i passed a drug test and all i did was drink a lot of water the morning of the test. I actually drank only two bottles of water... I'm a little worried now because i took a hit on 10/29/04 and i have a drug test for the navy on 11/10/04. I'm 5'11 and 139 pounds. I've heard drinking water just clears it out of your bloodstream and urine because fat is not water soluble which means it doesn't like water, basically. Wish me luck. DRINK LOTS OF WATER THE MORNING OF YOUR DRUG TESTS.

 

Answer by Eduardo
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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i smoke weed for 4 years now and it was a great time the cron and so im still smoking halla back ate me and call me ate my cell 928-533-8118 late
           Thanks for your time

 

Answer by ohman
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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I'm 6'3" 288 pounds and i took one hit and barely inhaled can i have it out of my system in 11 days? i need help...

 

Answer by just quit for 30 days...
Submitted on 11/6/2004
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their are many correct and non correct answers here where in quiting is the best give your self 30 days or more if u smoke everyday for weeks on end u will actually feel your self changing into a better person be sure to hang with the non smokers and excersize helps and water and staying away from faty foods but still come on everyone is diffrent so time and no smoking....is the only way........<<<<<< unless you can counter act the goverment's test style which most cannot or if your james bond..

 

Answer by Baby-B-gurl
Submitted on 11/7/2004
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Hey people I just had a drug test today after geting caught w/ a half an oz of bud at school on friday and I drunk alot of Green tea before the test so dose any one know if that would help on a urine test?  ionly smoked 5 times. and I also wanted to know if its my first ofence w/ the cops how much trouble would I be in?

 

Answer by Vern
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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omg you all are a bunch or losers.. get over the fact that you are going to fail.. regardless, first time user or even a person sho smokes every day its gonna take atleast 2 wks to get outta your system... so your all pretty much screwed...

 

Answer by Ainss
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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What do i do? tomorrow i have a urine test at school so i can do gymnastics and i smoked 2 days ago...what do i do?

 

Answer by smoking since i was 9
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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Look Adam I don't think theres no way your gonna get clean with that amount of time, and with that much weed in your system

u need a good friend or someone u trust to let u get there pee, and make sure the person u get it 4from has never smoked weed, or at least smoked weed in a long time.

buy the way keep the pee in a closed container.

 

Answer by babygirl
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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you could try apple cider vinegar, it has a horriable taste and smells like rotten feet but it suppose to clean out you system really well. make sure you have food in you stomach.

 

Answer by Kris10
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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I smoked for the first time about a week ago, and I am applying for a new job, they didn't say anything about a drug test, but they would have to right?  and I have been drinking so much cranberry juice and water, so I think I'm going to be OK, what do all of you think?  I took maybe 4 small hits from a bowl. and shotguns.  Thanks guys

 

Answer by fishy
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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the dude who mentioned bleach check it out you dont drink the bleach you put the bleach in your urine sample. to cut it...

i only tell you all this cause i would hate to read about some jerky who died from drinking bleach to pass a flipping drug screen.

 

Answer by Rohkan
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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I was wondering, I had read all of the solutions above about getting it out of your system in a matter of days but yet i havent really noticed any replies of if any of those things really work, so if anyone does one of those post a reply to this so I can know because i have a test for a job in about a month and a half and i need to get it out of my system and fast. Im about 5'10 and weigh about 130, i need help!!!

 

Answer by jeremy 454
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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well see people tell me vinegar and pickle jucie and water and i only got like 5 or six days so clean myself and i smoked like three days ago so i got like a week..but i wasnt a heavy user and i only smoked maybe once or twice a week just like a few bowls and like is there ne chance if i drink alot of water and vinegar and pickle jucie that i can pass in a week..if u can tell me email me at Footballhead77@aol.com

 

Answer by threesixstoner
Submitted on 11/16/2004
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man you people that think smoking something like 5 joints a week is a lot, you should be fine for your drug tests, i have been smoking weed daily for as long as i can remember, ranging from anywhere 10-30 bowls a day with friends, heres how it works.
Smoking once a week - 1-5 days to clear out
Smoking twice a week - 5-9 days
three times a week - 10-14 days
four times a week- 15-21
five times a week - 22+
this will all go faster if you exercise a lot, and drink a lot of cranberry juice, i passed my test last week, and i had only stopped smoking for 2 weeks, but i drank CB juice and exercised a lot and i was fine

 

Answer by Voice of Reason.
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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Hey dummies, if you want to pass your drug screen it's simple, quit smoking pot.  Get a job, take a bath, and become a productive member of society.  Plain and simple.

 

Answer by latina16
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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ive been blazing everyday for over a year and i have a blood test in a week or 2. i dont know if i should be drinking water, cranberry juice, tomato juice or pickle juice. or if i should just be excercising and eating healthy. could someone plz help me out im really stressing.

 

Answer by KMA
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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I smoke alot of weed!!!! I Quit like 12 days ago and I hope i pass my pee test cuz im getting back on probation!!!!!! PRAY FOR ME!!! and SMOKE TREEZ!!!! in 6 months   nick im with u!!

 

Answer by lol
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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Yea ive been takin probationary drug tests either once a week or every other week. Ive smoked blunts just a days before tests and PASSED!!! Im about 145 lbs. and know all the ways around the dreaded test. All u need to  be sure u will pass,  is a couple of days, (if ur not a fat ass) since thc metabolites stay in ur fatty lipid tisues. Is to, exercise for sure, drink cranberry juice because that is proven to work, vinigar is a bunch of bs that will make u vomit so dont do it!!! Also before the test drink lots of water, because that dilutes ur urine so theres less thc in it , and last but not least, take 4 asprins 1 to 2 hours prior to the test, that is proven to screw around with the EMIT urinalysis tests, so good luck and keep smokin. I pass these test all the time.

 

Answer by as;khr
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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ok i smoked on sat. n got a drug test on wed. do you think i have any chance of passing it? and if so wat do i do? i smoke maybe 2wice a month??? plz i need a answer soon i got the test tomorrow

 

Answer by tjohw
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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I SMOKED WEED 48 DAY AGO AND DRINK A GALLON OF WATER A DAY AND TAKE NIACIN........... ANYONE KNOW IF I'M OK


HHHEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by swerve to bird
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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well take my word it takes 4 to 7 days for person that does not smoke everyday and 2to 4 weeks for everyday smoker trust i know    because i pass my drug test.but the best thing to do is do what did quit good luck.

 

Answer by BE FREE & IN CONTROL
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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For those who just started smoking for the first time...Look at the stress it is putting in your life!!  And read these pathetic losers who are over 30 and still can't stop.  Forget all the stress and home remedies...JUST BE CLEAN!!  It feels so good to be FREE!!  Long term pot smoking will atrophy the motivational part of the brain so you won't want to get a job, stop smoking or accomplish any of your dreams... My aunt is over 50 and still can't stop.  Permanent brain damage!  She is so paranoid and crazy...it's really sad.  She used to be so smart and fun.  STOP NOW AND Take control of your life while you are still able to be in control!!

 

Answer by c from ky
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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i have a question does any one know what kind of drugs affect a urine test? like over the counter or prescribed. your info would be helpful thanks

 

Answer by callmewhatyouwant
Submitted on 11/27/2004
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i took a drugs test (blood & urine) 4 weeks after my last smoke and i passed. i didn't drink vinegar or cranberry juice (whether it works i don't know). i weigh about 11st, i work regularly, &  get plenty of exercise. i don't think there's any way of getting it out ur system quicker. whatever you do don't drink half a cap of bleach like some dumb sh*t posted. bleach is corrosive and will eat thru ur stomach lining. hope any of this is helpful.

 

Answer by liz
Submitted on 12/1/2004
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My boyfriend has probation. We are both big potheads, every day all day kinda thing. We have both been researching for a while now about the best thing to do for random drug tests. My bet would be to quit smoking and drink a lot of water. If not and you decide to take the harder, more dangerous route... good luck. We are still smoking, not as much, but still. Every week he has to buy one of those emergency detox drinks. Half the time we don't even know they work. When it is your life on the line, the word guarantee on the box/bottle doesn't mean as much. If you have the money go for it, if not; it's going to be a struggle. But good luck to all.

 

Answer by ZooyorQ
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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How about don't be a douche bag and quit smoking.. to the fool who said he's been smoking since "nee" high and "drunk a gallon of water".. theres no need for you to tell us you've been smoking since you were "nee" high.. your spelling and grammer speaks volumes in regards to your habbits..

 

Answer by confused1
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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Well, alot of good advice. However, i find myself even more afraid than before. Plus, beings i dont know any of you, some of yall could be on the bad guys side and put something on here to make THC show up even better. So, the only conclusion i can come to is drinking water and exercise, there the most natural and make the most sense. Then the day before the test I will go to a head shop and get a test to test myself and if i fail, then i will try something drastic. but by then it will probly be to late. luckily i have 29 days to be clean.

 

Answer by Bubblebutt6988
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I smoked yesterday and i have random drug tests and im a pothead i smoke at least three times a day and i think i have a drug test in 3 days and i dunno if im gonna be clear........answers please

 

Answer by SweetJones
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I was a regular smoker (4-8 blunts a day) and i passed a test in 21 days.  I have a fast metabolism tho.  If you do it once and are mildly skinny, you should be fine in 2, 3 days.  

 

Answer by killa kane
Submitted on 12/7/2004
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Listen.....Drink lots of water,cranberry juice,vinager,or if you dont like vinager eat some salt and vinager chips you'll be str8!

 

Answer by I KNOW GURL
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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IT TAKES ONLY 1 MONTH TO BE IN YOUR SYSTEM

 

Answer by Pimpin101
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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I have a drug test in 2 days I smoked 2 days ago but only 2 hits, before that I quit for 2 weeks, but before I quit was a regular pot smoker, smoked every day, do you think I can pass my urine test?

 

Answer by needtoknow
Submitted on 12/9/2004
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I guess im a little paranoid, ill admit it. But last summer i must have smoked around 7-8 times. That was my first experience, during the summer.

I havent smoked for about 3 months since then, i guess i quit. But i was just informed today that im gonna get a drug test in about a week. Im 140 pounds, and i would say i stay moderately healthy. im 18.

I really am clueless about this test. I have to pass. Do you think ill have any trouble?

 

Answer by roxy
Submitted on 12/11/2004
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how long does it to take weed to leave my system if i smoke on halloween and on 12/7 how long will it take?

 

Answer by puggy
Submitted on 12/12/2004
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help , i need to know what to do i am going for my second interview i dont know if i will be drug tested on 12/16/04, i was a regular user of marjuana.  i weigh 165 , i stop smoking november 30, will 18days be sufficent to pass a drug
test with out any detox or should i start taking niacin 12/12/04 2twice a day for the next 4 days will it help

 

Answer by rare pot user
Submitted on 12/13/2004
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your all wrong and gay smoke weed

 

Answer by george101
Submitted on 12/15/2004
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I am 5'7 175pounds and smoked about 2 weeks ago will drinking alot of water and vinger help me. please help.

 

Answer by Klew
Submitted on 12/16/2004
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Heyy.. I smoked a few days ago for the first time in about 6 months.. I took about 5 hits.. Is it tru about it being out of my system in 3-5 days if I haven't smoked in  a really long time?

 

Answer by sparky
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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stop smokin dude being high is not all that great stick to the beer dude

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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i am an all day everyday chronic smoker and I took the 200% guarentee drink and i FAILED so this goes to show you nothing works but time... i stoped for a month and two weeks and am still failing so wish me luck!

 

Answer by lil stoner n need
Submitted on 12/24/2004
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i am 5 feet tall and 95 pounds and i smoked daily for 4 monthes, now i get tested i havent smoked for to weeks but i randomly get tested so i dont know when my first test is and i already want to smoke can someone tell me if i can get clean in a day or to

 

Answer by girlgirl200517
Submitted on 12/25/2004
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hey im on probation and my po said he would be stopping in and this past month i have smoked 3 time in 1 week i need to know what can i do to get it outta my system and how long will this take i am 5-0 and 185 lbs what should i do? i don't think it will be out!

 

Answer by Choakster
Submitted on 12/30/2004
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Mig-Man

no they don't do spinal taps etc in the army drug testing .. When you go through meps its only a Urine test ..

 

Answer by NoSunHere
Submitted on 1/1/2005
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I soooooo love the answer regarding the bleach.  That was the absolute best one yet.  

 

Answer by diegoguy
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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does drinking water vinegar cranberry juice work or niacin tell me i need to know

 

Answer by jim420
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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the best way to pass a test is goto your local head shop buy a drink-just ask for a drink to clean your system out or they'll have it in a pill form-at leaste 45 min before you test and you will be good for 5 hours. its like 20 bucks a bottle. i know it works because im on probation and i do it all the time. my brother also uses it for his job and they use lab tests and he passes.

 

Answer by Samantha
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Ok i just smoked for the 2nd time in like a yr and i am joining the miltary so do you think that it will show up in my test?

 

Answer by iLikYerBanana
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Mushrooms will remain in your spinal cord and pelvic areas. Also, it stays in the roots of your hair. If they did one of these procedures, you will be caught ahahahaha oops thats not very funny is it?!
Everyone i know takes niacin for the beautiful green flowers.mmmmmmmmmmmm canibus
wow i didnt know there was a website were the potheads talk. I love talking ot you guys cause you're crazy. well hang tight and do all if necessay. I came on here to find more ways to get it out of your system. If you take niacin while awake your crazy....I take one before sleep...good luck tokers

 

Answer by chuckychew
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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it takes 3 days with lots of water i know im on parole for 7 years

 

Answer by KNOWITALL
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Your System?
Marijuana stays in a person's system for longer than most drugs. This is because the metabolites of Marijuana attach to the fat cells in your body, and is secreted slower than most drugs. This is a general guideline but times can vary depending on the biochemical differences in people and percentage of fat cells in ones body. The following is a list of how long Marijuana remains detectable in urine drug screens:
1 – 2 joints: 2 – 3 days
Oral ingestion: 1 – 5 days
Moderate smoker (less than 4 times per week): 5 - 7 days.
Heavy smoker (daily): 10 days.
Chronic use (multiple uses daily): 14 – 18 days.
Retention time for chronic smokers may be 20 days or longer, up to 30 days.
Marijuana metabolites (in fact most drugs) stay in hair folicles for longer periods of time (up to 60 or 90 days).

 

Answer by weeeeeeed
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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yeah hi, I have been smoking weed very heavily for about two years now. Recently my mom found out and i think she is going to spring a pee test on me. So from what I have read mostly it takes TONS of water and time??

 

Answer by guy
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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to get weed out of your system just drink LOTS of cranberry juice, green tea, water,and vineger/pickle juice.


    Took 2 to 3 weeks 4 me and ive smoked every day for 3 years

 

Answer by bo
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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hey, i have a durg test to day and the last time i smoke was like 4 weeks ago and the past 5or4 days i have been drinking like a crap load of water u think this will work ?

 

Answer by princess
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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DATE: DECEMBER 29th..im 4'10, 102 pounds. i have a blood test in 1 week and i havent smoked any since October 30th. will i be clean?

 

Answer by pickey
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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I have a test coming up today and I just smoked 2 blunts monday 1/3/05 what am I to do?

 

Answer by Just me
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here is a link you should research if you are looking to pass a drug test and for more info...this site states it takes about 10 days to get marijuana out of your system if you are a light user or first timer and can be about a month if you use everyday.  Of course wieght/hieght and other factors need to be considered.

www.drug-testing-solutions.net

 

Answer by SmokieJoes77084
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here's a method that works in 7-8 days. Don't eat much of anything for 5 days, if you need to, eat a can of veggies before bed so you're not in discomfort as you sleep. Then eat like crazy up to your test. Drink 1 1/2 gallons of water before the test. You should be peeing every 10-15 minutes. Might not be a lot of fun, but are you going to do -- stop smoking pot?

 

Answer by sweetie
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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Even though no one had posted to this message board in a while heres my two cents. In my experience, if you only smoke once in a while don't sweet it just take like one or two niacin pills b4 you go to sleep like 2-3 days b4 you test, you should be fine. For heavy users lots of water stop for a couple of weeks, then one to two niacin pills each night for about a week b4, then take like 4 niacin the night b4 test. Make sure your ready to sleep b4 you take niacin though, especially in high doses because your skin will feel like it is on fire, and you will turn red. You will also itch. Niacin seems to cause the same symptoms as would an allergic reaction would. My experience only can not guarantee for everyone.

 

Answer by christina
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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what kind of dumbass would tell ppl. to drink bleach?

 

Answer by sarah
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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how long does it take for weed not to show in a hair sample?

 

Answer by Ryan
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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ok...first off... if you have any questions pertaining to marijuana (rolling,smoking, etc.) my aim is: eyeloveyomom and 2nd... weed takes a month MAXIMUM to get out of your system even if u smoked 10-20 a day. if u wanna clear out ur system fast... buy Niacin... its a Vitamin B-3 Compound that will clean ur system out in 4-5 days by taking 2 pills a day... good thing is they sell it at altmost every drugstore and its available over the counter and u wont be suspicious buying it :)  like i said contact me on my aim if u have any questions...

 

Answer by army guy
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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will two joints and one bong hit be out of my system in 16 days i messed up lol? 6ft 180 pounds?? help me i cant fail this test!!

 

Answer by like to smoke but want to know
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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I quit smokeing weed in november 26 2004, i smoked weed every day for about five years till now, Now i work for the city parttime and  i want to know if i take 2 hits a day morning and night will it be in my system? im 6'1 178 pounds and if so what can i do to start smokeing again but stay clean. please write me back as soon as possible need info. thanks.

 

Answer by smiley
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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i use to smoke everyday like 5 months ago then i quit and i just started smoking again but i only smoked 1 blunt, will it be out of my system like in a week????

 

Answer by x-p-ree-nse
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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so many of you are so worried......my advice.....getting caught can affect your future plans......be careful.....and think!!!!!!!! what you do now in your younger years....can come back to haunt you, not only for the job or physical you are worried about next week or next month, but also for the job you want to get when you finish college (the records will stay).......please....THINK first!!!! is it worth it?????

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by spaidz
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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well drinkin allot of water helps allot but as for your fat content getting "contaminated" that will take more time unless you have some pills called l-carnitine they are kinda pricey there like 30 usd'sfor about 60 but they burn fat and turn it into energy and muscles so that could help allot getting it out of your complete system, but don't forget to exercise and sweat allot

 

Answer by whit187
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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i would say drink a lot of water but my question is can u get in trouble for smoking cigarettes like do they show up

 

Answer by lindz n da benz
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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Obviously, no two people are alike, everyone's body is different, some stronger, some weaker, so getting THC out of the system is going to be different for everyone but if you know at least a month in advance you are going to get tested, then quit!  

 

Answer by a child of God's
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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The best detox is to pray and stop smoking.I've heard everything but I want to live for me ,my family,or child. You smoke you hurt so many people. You need money for your habit and must sometime rob to get it. Please wake up ,because I've told God about you.

 

Answer by caddyshack
Submitted on 1/24/2005
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i smoked about 16 days ago but it was the first time in about 5 months.  I am 160 lbs and exercise daily.  i also drink a lot of water and have been drinking cranberry juice. will i pass my drug test this week?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by phillydjd82
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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Drink lots of water and green tea, lots of it!

 

Answer by SO.CAL.
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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I HAVE PASSED MANY TESTS WITH NIACIN AND WATER 500 MG. A DAY A WEEK BEFORE THE TEST I HAVE SMOKED THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TEST.  I HAVE ALSO TAKEN CRANBERRY PILLS WITH A LOT OF WATER AND PASSED.  

 

Answer by topperchick
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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Ok....so all this stuff about CRANBERRY juice is a joke. Eat honey and drink water.........GOODLUCK.

 

Answer by BraHMIN
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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shrooms don't stay in your system. a drug test that can check for every drug ever known to man could still never find shrooms because all shrooms are are food poisoning so they come out your system the next time you take a dump. so just take a dump.

 

Answer by LinkSmokesAlot
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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To Migman:
I as well am enlisting in the armed forces, so I can tell you positively that they DO NOT use a spine tap. I know this to be true due to the fact that I have been researching this subject extensively through one of my friends who has a job giving drug tests. Practically NO ONE gives a spine tap due to the fact that you have a 20 percent chance of becoming paralyzed. If you truly haven't used mushrooms or pills in a year, you have absolutely NO WORRIES. You will pass. On the other hand, Marijuana stays in your system for a LONG TIME if you are a heavy user. I suggest quitting for at least one to two months before the test, factoring in your body weight & amount used. Water and exercise speed up the process, as well as products high in Citric Acid. Eating products low in fat also help, due to the fact that you are trying to rid your body of THC Infested fat cells. Hope I could Be of some Help.

 

Answer by the drizzle
Submitted on 2/1/2005
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im 5 10 180 pounds i got a drug test tomorrow what should i do i only smoke now and then last tim was 2 weeks ago

 

Answer by jess
Submitted on 2/2/2005
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okay,i smoked pot like 3 weeks ago maybe 2 ... i went to walmart and they hired me on the spot,i just got back from my pee test!....Did i pass it? ive been drinking alot of fluids.

 

Answer by ismoke2much
Submitted on 2/3/2005
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man iam on probation for a m.i.p. and get random drug test i smoke heavey at leat every day but i quit for 2 days now and have 3 nicain pills i wont to take them but i think iam goona smoke agin o well u got to stop some time and if i drop dirty will i be sent to the county? or will i get a warning?(i have never been drug tested before)

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i was wondering how the niacin pills work, how much do i take? and for how long? what are the side affects? please help me out!!! thanks.

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i just posted a lil bit ago, but i am about 6'2 and 210lbs.  How many niacin pills should i take? i never taken them before.  Please help.  Thanks.

 

Answer by markus
Submitted on 2/5/2005
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yo to adam if u smoked 5/6 hits and u were clean before that you would be clean in about 5 days max you have to smoke alot for it stay in a month trust me im on probation and get tested every 2 weeks

 

Answer by ctg
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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BUY xxtraclean, www.detoxify.com, my friend used it quit 2-3 days before and drink 4-5 hours before test. He passed a drug test given at a hospital. they said his pee looked diluted though so always tell them you only drink water, no soda. It worked for him.

 

Answer by Nicole
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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Ok I have a drug test coming up in about 2 mo'sand Ive been smoking daily for about a yr now, what should I do to be positive I will pass?  This is important because it decides wether or not i get into a private college because I will be studying to go into the medical field. Any ideas???

 

Answer by May
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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Does anyone check this website out anymore

 

Answer by RUEN
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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I SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERYDAY. BUT EVERYDAY I DRINK ARIZONA GREEN TEA AND LOTS OF WATER AND GATORADE AND I'M ON PROBATION SO I GET TESTED EVERY WEEK AND I NEVER FAILED MY TEST

 

Answer by maximaracer
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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take a condom and fill it up with yur friends pee take tape and tape it onto yur penis then when u go take the test just pinch the condom and let it pour into the cup, then you will be straight as a ruler.

 

Answer by LiLi
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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Hi. my fiance is on probation and he will most likely be drug tested in a couple days...he smoked for about 4 days in a row(not a lot, like a couple hits each time)...If He drinks a lot of water and takes one of those detox drinks the day of his test do you think it will work? He will have not smoked for about 48 hours before taking the drink.

 

Answer by chuck mccluck
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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how come no one said anything about green tea? when i was on probation i smoked on a saturday drank green tea and water, i was tested to following monday and passed

 

Answer by InTheArmyNow
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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This comes from the Oregon State University website, I found it while digging to see about how long I should have the THC in my system. Now I myself do not use but maybe at the most once a year, and am prior Air Force and smoked 2 months before getting tested from them, and I passed, since I do not use frequently, and am now going back in the service so it will be none at all, THC remains in my system for about 10-15 days. THC builds up in your system the more you smoke, have you ever noticed that when you smoke one day, and smoke the same stuff the next (Which I did as a teenager) that you get higher and higher every day? Now thats not a proven fact, just how it felt to me back then, but here is some helpfull information of the OSU website

Drug Testing for Marijuana

Unfortunately, there is no formula to compute how long it takes a person to rid their system of THC, the active and detectable ingredient in marijuana. There are only guidelines and even they are somewhat arbritrary. When Spot answers a specific question about how long it takes to be clean after a given amount of use, it's only an educated guess. You can make that guess just as easily as Spot can, using the guidelines below:

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after ten days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana only occasionally (e.g., once a month or less)
* You have been using marijuana for less than three months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 20 days if:

* You use marijuana a couple of times a month
* You have been using marijuana for three to six months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 30 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana about once a week
* You have been using marijuana for six months to one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or more
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 30 to 60 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana most days of the month
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one or two joints
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 60 to 90 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana daily
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* You smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to two joints or more per day
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

There is nothing you can do to hasten the metabolism of THC! Not drinking lots of water, no special teas or vitamin formulas.

— October 28, 2004

 

Answer by thckiller
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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4 all ya'llhere it is. I have been a smoker all my life and will not quit. the true question is how bad do you want to pass? every U/A i'vetaken i have pased from government probation to local job. i will not smoke 3 days before and in that 3 days take 2,500mg of niacin a day with 1/2 to 1 gallon of water a day. Niacin naturally speeds up the metabolism to breakdown fat cells. you will get hot flashes and dizziness aslong as your body is over toxified. This is why small amounts of Niacin is found in all of the foods you eat... Read the packages of food and you will be shocked... just be mindful not to eat foods high in saturated fat.. keep adding toxins to your system and you just make it worse...if you have only a few hours you need to take 10,000mg and a gallon of water and take the test with in 30 mins to an hour of drinking the water. it will come up as inconclusive, but remember the consuming to much water to fast will put you in to shock and you will be at the hospital having your stomach pumped. Peace and happy 4:20 to all

 

Answer by CoCo
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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it takes about a month to get the thc from marijuana out of your system but you still will have thc stored in your fat cells and if you drink plenty of water it should help but dont drink any water the day before because they will know you are trying to hide it because your urine will be clear if you take cranberry pills it helps and exersize... At GNC they have a drink you can take about an hour before and dont pee untill your test or youll fail it

 

Answer by ecampbell66
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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I smoked last night and I have a drug test on Monday.  Is there ne thing that I can do to flush my system by then?  PLEASE HELP!

 

Answer by Dr GREENTHUMB
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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IT TAKES ABOUT ONE MONTH FOR MARIJUANA TO CLEAR FROM YOUR SYSTEM. THE BEST WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IS TO STOP SMOKING!!!AND THEN AFTER YOU TAKE A TEST AND PASS...ITS UP TO YOU TO CONTINUE SMOKING, BUT BE CAUTIOUS. WHILE YOU DECIDE TO STOP SMOKING FOR A MONTH, DRINK 32oz CUP OF WATER 8 TIMES A DAY. EXERCISE DOES HELP, THE MORE YOU SWEAT, HELPS THE MARIJUANA TOXINS TO FLUSH OUT. TAKE NIACINE TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS. STAY CLEAR FROM THE BUD OR WHOEVER SMOKES, SECOND HAND POTSMOKE IS DETECTABLE ON SOME TEST.

 

Answer by crystal
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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well i heard all this stuff b4 and i just like to say ...bleach does work ..but don't drink it!!! one *drop* of bleach in ur urine will do the trick! but  um yeah don't drink it unless u want to commit suicide. and don't use over 1-2 drops dependeing on how much u peed, more than that would make it a lil obvious but um good luck to all of u

 

Answer by DBEXSMOKEDAWG
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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The herbal clean from GNC works.  I smoked a day before my drug test and I passed.  Make sure you drink it like 4-5 hrs. before you go.  Water helps- I would always drink water no matter what method you use to try and get it out of your system.  Trust me.. if you're desperate, pay 40$$$ for the herbal clean( ONLY THE DRINK!)

 

Answer by voice of reason
Submitted on 2/16/2005
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look i hope yall all get caught smoking and get in trouble because you shouldnt be smoking in tha first place...you should go to school get an education and STOP BEING STUPID ...SMOKING IS BAD....yall r all going to grow up being bums and your kids r gonna be retarded JUST STOP SMOKING.....

                      IN YO FACE ....lol...
  take that take that take that..

and who ever said drink bleach is retarded  

HAHA   (get back get back)
   the best thing to do is not smoke period and go to church and get an education

ight?!?        ok...im uot like donkey kong

 

Answer by $adam
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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I have a ua on friday and i just smoked like a sack by my self on tuesday i plan on drinking water before i go what else can i do

 

Answer by Megsie
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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OKay so i smoked on Friday night and i have a drug test on tuesday.. im SO nervous! I need this job really bad and i dont know what to do! Im about 5'2 128lbs.. Last time i smoked before this was like 2 weeks earlier! HELP!? WILL IT SHOW UP!?

 

Answer by Brandon
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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i need help cause i smoked pot today maybe two or three bowls and i have a physical in one week exactly im 5 foot 98-100 pounds and im 13 the last time i smoked pot was about 6-9 months ago how long will it take for my urane to pass/clean

 

Answer by frisky76
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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if i smoked weed for the frist time ever and i took 6 hits like three weeks ago would it be out my system?

 

Answer by girly
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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iam 153 pounds and i smoked weed 1 month ago and i got a blood drug test will i be clean or not

 

Answer by BeReMaNy
Submitted on 2/21/2005
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dude...things are crazy and i just want to know for sure...my friend's a first time smoker and could get tested on any given friday for soccer. if she smokes on friday afternoon, then skips school the next friday, will she be ok if a test comes in the friday after the one she skipped?

 

Answer by fairydustgirl
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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i have smoked grass since i was 11 years old only stopping for short amounts of time,now i haven"t smoked in 14 days and have been drinking lots of water,cranberry sauce,niacin and echinacea and tea.i really need advice i have to have a blood test. please help      



NEED HELP     thanks FAIRYDUSTGIRL

 

Answer by bigmama06
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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I am a junior at dunbar vocational career academy on the south side of chicago, and i have only smoked weed about 30 times since my freshman year, i know for a fact that if you are a continous smoker everyday type of person drink plenty of fluids and it will take about 3 months to leave your sister, if you are a 2 to 3 times a week person 2 months. and if you are a every now and then person like me. just smoking when ever you find the time it will take a month. holla at your girl eyvette_powell@yahoo.com

 

Answer by moriah
Submitted on 2/23/2005
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it only takes up to 5 days to get clean. i am on probation and i will drink about 6 gallons of water 5 days before my test.  if you want to not have to drink 6 gallons in 5 days then i would suggest you just stop 2 weeks before the test.  I used to smoke for five years every day all day till i couldn't get high anymore.  You will be ok if you just do what i say.  I have already passed one of them and that is exactly what i did.  just dont mess around and get locked up its not fun.

 

Answer by jason
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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first of all SOMEONE if u only inhaled second hand smoke it will only show up like 3-4 nanigrams thats about how much if u only inhale it if you've never smoked before or only once it will be gone in a couple of days dont sweat it!! if u wanna be on the safe side drink water and exercise alittle everynight or so

 

Answer by lil josh
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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i was just wondering how do i get THC out of my system by 3-25-05 i was a regular smoker but i stopped on 2-22-05 what can i do to get out by the time i take the test.please help me with good and easy answers

 

Answer by WEBMD
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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By Ken  Goldberg, MD
  


July 16, 2001 -- The various metabolites -- and there are lots of them! -- of tetrahydrocannabinol (or THC, the active ingredient in marijuana) do remain in fatty tissues long after the psychotropic effects of the drug have passed. For someone who uses marijuana only very occasionally, those substances are probably flushed from the body within five days, but chronic users may have significant levels for weeks or even a month. Since I gather that college was some years ago, for that reason alone, I suspect you have little to worry about.


 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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someone help me i have a drug test in 4 days threw the court....ok i smoked like a week and a half ago...what should i do and does niacin show up in your drug test ...please let me know

 

Answer by gggg
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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does niacin show up in drug tests at court

 

Answer by smoke alot of whatever
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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the answer is golden seal

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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I am 5*2 i weight 115 i smoked for the first time and wasn't that high i smoked a week and a half ago and i have to take a phisical by this friday (today is sunday) will i pass the test??

 

Answer by Leslie/Elisha
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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well i wanted to know ...i have medical exams comming up dealing with not urine but poop....would the marijuana show up in the test does anyone know if so how long should i wait till i take it? I am a first time user too

 

Answer by gadreedhead
Submitted on 2/28/2005
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how long does marijuana stay in your hair

 

Answer by zodiac
Submitted on 3/1/2005
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I smoked yesturday for the 1st time in like months!! I was just wondering appr how long it will take to get outta my system. Im 5'6 135lbs! Im drinking green tea daily *always have been* and I always drink lots of water! Im a waitress so I run around a lot at work. So ne one know appr how long it will take cuz i have a drug test sometime this week!!

 

Answer by Bluntgirl
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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Waz^ my fellow potheads. Blaze Up

 

Answer by kaite bedroom
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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i have a drug test tonight, and i havedrank about 16 or so bottles of water, i am about 120 or less and i am about 5"1 5"2, hdo u think it is out of my system last time i smoked was last thursday and today is wensday.

 

Answer by partyqueen
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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Hey guys trust me if you have a DT even if you are around someone who is smoking and you inhale the second hand smoke you WILL test positive,(I got this info from a nurse) cause this is what happened to me. My cure has always been to do 10 goldenseal a day and drink as much as 3 quarts of water a day and exercise, usually you can be clean in 7 days. If you want to clean out naturally then stop smoking 30 days prior to your drug test. Hope this helps. Damn drug tests should be outlawed, they are an invasion of privacy.

 

Answer by martyr
Submitted on 3/7/2005
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My suggestion is, just don't smoke pot!

 

Answer by Kalee
Submitted on 3/8/2005
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Do not drink bleach. even a small amount could kill you.

 

Answer by phatty
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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my fiances parents say they are going to do random drug tests and im a frequent user what should i do except quiting

 

Answer by Shatackey
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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I smoke weed every day and its usually about 2-3 blunts a day at the least and now i need to take a drug test in a couple of days the last time i smoked was less than a week ago it was 3 blunts of Dro and if i fail the test I'moff to military school so i need a guaranteed quick fix that preferably doesn't involve buying something from a store

 

Answer by stef
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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      To the people that are not regular users, that means occasional hits of the bong, say even five times smoking a j or a blunt, give yourself 10 days with drinking water everyday, and getting a bit of exercise. It varies of how much exercise and water, depending on weight, so say you are a little overweight do more, common sense.
     To long time users, ya know how it is, youre gonna worry no matter what, drink tons of water, exercise, and get the detox stuff, just to be safe.. good luck
      

 

Answer by hsfsh
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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For the guy who asked earlier, the only type of drug that can be brought out of your spine is acid and it can be detected up to 7 years later. If i just smoke like 2 bowls and then drink a ton of water will THC show up in my blood system if it is not even a drug test. I am 5'4 145-150 16 years old. they are testing my thyroid.

 

Answer by blue
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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i just wanted to know are you guys canadian or american

 

Answer by jt3
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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I need to pass a drug test in 4 hours, any suggestions?

 

Answer by Thatcronic
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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for all you once in a while and long term users checkout erowid, for lengths on any and all substances

 

Answer by Leka
Submitted on 3/12/2005
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Ok, everyone listen here, i was smoking last saturday which was 3/5/05 and i had to take a drug test 3/10/05...and let me tell u this was like my 20th time smoking im 16 i am about 115lbs and im 5'0....i drank plenty of water i worked out, and i drank like 2 cups of vinger and 1 gallon of cranbury juice i did all of yalls ideas and suprisingly it work you just have to drink mad water,exercise, and drink vinegar

 

Answer by slashwilder
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I didn't get an answer. What about no usage at all for three straight weeks along with water and all that crap would a person be clean then?

 

Answer by smoky joe
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I suggest using a product called xxtra clean.
I have smoked up to three days before a dt and all I did was drink water(lots) and an hour before the test I drank the xxtra clean. It tastes horrible but I swear by it. I've used the product 3 times and have yet to fail.It really cleans you out, make sure your near a toilet cause your gonna need it.

 

Answer by longbeach420
Submitted on 3/14/2005
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how da hell can i clean my system people tell me please i got a drug test in a week from now i been drinkin alot of water and cranberry juice and i already bought a detox pills but im still scared ass hell

 

Answer by butnugget
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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ya'll people are dumb nothing works pills water,just dont smoke besides ur killing ur brain.

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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WHAT WORK WELL HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WORK

1.GREEN TEA

2.CREATINE WILL WORK THE MIX KIND

3.PICKLE JUICE 24 HRS BEFORE TEST

4.VITAMIN B COMPLEX MAKES U POOP AND PEE ALOT GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TESTS

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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all these work to clear ur urine trust me drug consoler told me he helped me!


6.1 Dilution
6.1.1 Water
6.1.2 Creatinine level
6.1.3 Vitamin B
6.2 Diuretics
6.2.1 Ultimate Blend © (was Test Free) 6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean ©
6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea ©
6.2.4 Goldenseal
6.2.5 Certa or Certo
6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
6.2.7 Lasix
6.3 Vinegar
6.4 Dexatrim
6.5 Fiber
6.6 Vitamin lecithin
6.8 Exercise
6.9 Beta-2 agonists
6.10 Beta-3 agonists
6.11 Low dosaging


 

Answer by phattynuggs
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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Here is my story, i weigh 230 pounds, i quit for three weeks, exercised alot drank alot of water, then i smoked less than a gram. Now i have a drug test in a few days, and it would have been 2 and a half weeks since i smoked that g. Should i take niacin, fruit pectin (jello), or that drink at head shops or what. And also, i bought a do it urself drug test from cvs, are they reliable?

 

Answer by gulliver
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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How does vicodin stay in your system if you only took one.

 

Answer by Knoll
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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If you mix hamster feces and grain alcohol, the weed will clear in about 5 minutes.  You will then pass out. Do not be afraid.

 

Answer by von
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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Hey the cheep take home tests are JUNK if thats what your getting tested on NO WORRIES ive been smokein for a long time now and my rents found my "stash" and gave me one and i passed and i had smoked 6 hours before the test and i passed no worries...

 

Answer by Buck
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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i am 6'0 and 150lbs and i smooked yesterday and i have a drug screen in 8 days an i need to know how to clean my system in 8 days.

 

Answer by bewtiequeen17
Submitted on 3/26/2005
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hey guys...im a female..im 17..about 5'5..and weigh 120lbs....i smoke pot close to everyday and I'm on probation and get drug tested every week....so far i have been told that i am passing and all i do is drink a lot of cranberry juice and drink 2 glasses of water before my test...i dunno if I'm really passing or not but maybe this msg will help someone out

 

Answer by bug
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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drink plenty of water and cranberryjuice

 

Answer by kato
Submitted on 3/28/2005
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you guys are such idiots.

 

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