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MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 3/5)

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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
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                          P R O G R A M   G U I D E

                                by Dean Adams 

                             {dnadams@nyx.net}
                            www.nyx.net/~dnadams

                              (December, 1997)

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                   **  NINTH SEASON EPISODES (1994-95)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Co-Producer ......................... David Castro
                                               Michael Greenspon

         Producer ............................ Larry Jacobson
                                               John Maxwell Anderson

         Supervising Producer ................ Stacie Lipp
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Richard Gurman
                                               Kim Weiskopf

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Katherine Green

         Creative Consultant ................. Ralph Farquhar
                                               Russell Marcus

         Story Editor ........................ Alison Taylor
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 184. 09/04/94  "SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN"  (901)
 Teleplay: Nancy Steen, Story: Carl Studebaker / Gerry Cohen

 In the ninth-season opener, nostalgia brings fortune to Al and
 Jefferson after they stumble upon a crate of fashionable shoes 
 from the 70's. Meanwhile, exotic-insect bites force Kelly to 
 always tell the truth.  [Note: Katey Sagal was on maternity 
   leave and only appears by "phone"; the end credits contain 
   the following message: "In Loving Memory of James Maura"]

    Dominique ................... Tawny Kitaen 
    Billy Ray Wetnap ............ John Bloom 
    Shoemaker ................... Richard Stahl 
    Woman #1 .................... Barbara Sammeth 
    Woman #2 .................... Jodi Taffel 
    Woman #3 .................... Rosie Taravella 
    TV Announcer ................ John O'Connell 
    herself ..................... Terry Murphy 



 185. 09/11/94  "DRIVING MR. BOONDY"  (902)
 Donald Beck / Gerry Cohen

 Bud is Al's driving examiner when dad goes to renew his license;
 Marcy gets Kelly a job at the bank after Jefferson's advice loses
 Kelly her job as 'The Verminator'.  [Note: new opening credits]

    Mr. Blithers ................ Oliver Muirhead 
    Heidi ....................... Nicole Nagel 
    Ahmed ....................... Isa Totah 
    Bank President .............. Greg Callahan 
    Test Examiner ............... Jeffrey Winner 
    Man ......................... Wesley Leong 
    DVS Woman ................... Deborah Lee Hall 
    Bank Customer ............... Gene Steichen 



 186. 09/18/94  "KELLY BREAKS OUT"  (903)
 Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen

 Kelly is hired as the spokesmodel for a new beer only to realize that
 her career isn't the only thing "breaking out" when a zit might just
 cancel her first commercial, unless Uncle Sticky's pimple potion comes
 to the rescue.

    Stage Manager ............... Michael F. Clarke 
    Director .................... Clio Augusto 
    Chinese Actor ............... Dennis Phun 
    Cameraman #1 ................ Don Brunner 
    Lola ........................ Dot Jones 



 187. 09/25/94  "NAUGHTY BUT NIECE"  (904)
 David Castro / Gerry Cohen

 Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically 
 nod off.  So is his passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream 
 or is it for real?

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak 
    Cherise ..................... Heather Paige Kent 
    Genghis ..................... Joseph Reitman 
    Breezy ...................... Kirsten Holmquist 



 188. 10/02/94  "BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1)"  (905)
 Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen

 Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a shoe-store customer for 
 nursing her baby.  This prompts a counter-protest by NO MA'AM.
 Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's return home. 
   [Note: Peggy returns at the end of this episode; end credits 
    say "To be continued, Same Bundy Time, Same Bundy Channel"]

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Wendell ..................... Jack Riley 
    Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele 
    Sylvia ...................... Jean Spiegle Howard 
    Lucille ..................... Gretchen Palmer 
    Connie ...................... Terri J. Vaughn 
    Eartha ...................... Annie O'Donnell 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Dot ......................... Dot Jones 
    Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter 
    Sadie ....................... Rachel Winfree 
    Butcher...................... Joe Costanza 



 189. 10/09/94  "BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2)"  (906)
 Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

 Conclusion.  Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing 
 mothers, but will it hold up when the owner arrives? 

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Gary ........................ Janet Carroll 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Marge ....................... Mary-Pat Green 
    Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter 
    Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele 
    Helga ....................... Marla Cotovsky 
    Dot ......................... Dot Jones 



 190. 10/16/94  "DIAL B FOR VIRGIN"  (907)
 Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse

 Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for:
 counseling virgins on the brink of temptation.  Meanwhile, Al and Peg
 go to the video store.  [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall 
   in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given:  
   Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire,
   Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins]

    Esther ...................... Monica Creel 
    Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer 
    Judy ........................ Rhonda Aldrich 
    Security Guard .............. Phill Lodwick 
    Clerk ....................... Bodhi Pine Elfman 



 191. 10/23/94  "SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO"  (908)
 Katherine Green / Katherine Green

 Jefferson learns the Barbie doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small
 fortune, so he asks Al for a big favor: sleep next to Marcy while he 
 trades dolls.  In exchange, Al gets to keep a prized first edition
 copy of "Big Un's".

    Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak 
    Barbiephile ................. Allan Trautman 
    Auctioneer .................. Kenneth Danziger 



 192. 11/06/94  "NO POT TO PEASE IN"  (909)
 John Glenn Houston / Gerry Cohen

 Kelly's rejected for a sitcom role, but her description of her 
 family inspires the producer to change the show into a reflection 
 of Bundy life. [Note: end credits feature a photo of the Bundy's
   with their TV counterparts from this episode]

    Ronald N. Michaels........... George Wyner 
    Patty ....................... Lisa Kaseman 
    Mel ......................... Richard Kelly Young 
    Lou ......................... Steve Hack 
    Ben ......................... Bruce Fine 
    Maria ....................... Jennifer Massey 
    Security Guard .............. J.J. Johnston 
    Washington .................. Mark Barriere 
    Woman #1 .................... Rochelle Swanson 
    Woman #2 .................... Amber Van Lent 
    Carrie ...................... Alexandra Ann McLeod 



 193. 11/13/94  "DUD BOWL"  (910)
 Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

 Al is turned into to a tackling dummy when his big mouth brings on 
 a grudge football match between Polk High and their old rival team.

    himself ..................... John S. Reynolds 
    himself ..................... Bubba Smith 
    himself ..................... Ken Stabler 
    himself ..................... Lawrence Taylor 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Jack Franklin ............... Stan Ivar 
    Thad ........................ Drew Pillsbury 
    Rodent ...................... Dean Norris 
    Speedy ...................... Chuck Lefever 
    Cigarette Girl .............. Hillary Davis 
    Samuel ...................... Darryl Henriques 
    Bartender ................... Michael Leopard 
    Mrs. Bubba Smith ............ Michelle Harrell 
    Mrs. Taylor ................. Dawn Reed 



 194. 11/27/94  "A MAN FOR NO SEASONS"  (911)
 Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse

 In response to the strike, Al and NO MA'AM help to organize
 a "working man's" baseball league -- sponsored by nudie bars.  

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    himself ..................... Mike Piazza 
    himself ..................... Bret Saberhagen 
    himself ..................... Danny Tartabull 
    himself ..................... Frank Thomas 
    himself ..................... Dave Winfield 
    himself ..................... Joe Morgan 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Sticky ...................... Pat Millicano 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Akbar ....................... Shaun Tour 
                                                           


 195. 12/11/94  "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1)"  (913)
 Barry Gold / Gerry Cohen

 Al leads his men's group NO MA'AM in a protest against the 
 cancellation of his favorite TV show "Psycho Dad".

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Psycho Dad .................. Andrew Prine 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Cameraman ................... Bill Lee Brown 



 196. 12/18/94  "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2)"  (914)
 David Castro / Gerry Cohen

 Conclusion.  Thanks to Jefferson's pull, Al gets to address the
 U.S. Senate about having "Psycho Dad" put back on the air.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Pam ......................... T.C. Warner 
    Geronimo .................... Barry Wiggins 
    Chopper ..................... Michael Philip 
    Tom ......................... Joseph Reitman 
    Senator Furman .............. J. Patrick McCormack 



 197. 01/08/95  "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED"  (912)
 Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender

 To check out their husband's claim of "totally innocent fun", 
 Peggy and her friends accompany their husbands to the nudie bar. 
 Meanwhile, Kelly lands a part in a weight-loss commercial. 

    Charlie ..................... Shabaka Barry Henly 
    Helen ....................... Jo Anne Hart 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Mark ........................ Leland Orser
    Louise ...................... Alix Elias
    Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
    Brandi ...................... Brandy Sanders
    Peter ....................... Michael Caldwell
    Mai Lin ..................... Fumi Shishino
    Rocki Mountains ............. Letha Weapons
    Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
    Diane ....................... Judy Carmen
    Stage Manager ............... Kevin Schon



 198. 01/15/95  "KELLY TAKES A SHOT"  (915)  [01/06/05]
 Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse

 Bud helps Kelly to audition for a part in a commercial.
 Meanwhile, Al battles a bird keeping him awake at night.

    Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak 
    Fryer Tuck .................. Dion Anderson 
    Beth ........................ Katherine Olsen 



 199. 02/05/95  "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL"  (917)  [01/20/95]
 Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen

 Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a trip to the car wash.
 Just as mysteriously, Steve Rhoades makes a return appearance.
  [Note: this episode ended with the on-screen caption:
    "For Your Emmy Consideration, Thank You Very Much"
   Following this episode was the special "The Best of
   Bundy: Married... With Children's 200th Episode"]

    Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison 
    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Mikey ....................... Michael Faustino* 
    Employee #1 ................. Ian Gomez 
    Employee #2 ................. Rick Batalla 
    Mr. D'Player................. Pierre Gonneau 



 200. 02/12/95  "25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?"  (918)  [02/03/95]
 Donald Beck / Sam W. Orender

 Al is in trouble when Buck buries Peg's anniversary gift 
 in the backyard.  [Note: this episode was also listed 
   with the title "25 YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET"]
 
    Dave ........................ Marty Rackham 
    Chance ...................... David Drumond 
    Sven ........................ John Robert Lafleur 



 201. 02/19/95  "SHIP HAPPENS (part 1)"  (919)  [02/10/95]
 Michele Wolff / Gerry Cohen

 The Bundy's and the D'Arcy's hit the high seas
 when Peggy wins a Caribbean cruise.

    himself ..................... Wolfman Jack 
    Gretchen .................... Lisa Stahl 
    Julie ....................... Mary Garripoli 



 202. 02/26/95  "SHIP HAPPENS (part 2)"  (920)
 Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen

 Conclusion.  The Bundy's vacation cruise takes a turn for 
 the worst when their ship (the Sea Dodge) sinks.

    himself ..................... Gilbert Gottfried 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Joy ......................... Hannah Eckstein 
    Reporter #1 ................. Leilani Jones Wilmore
    Reporter #2 ................. Keith Sellon-Wright 
    Reporter #3 ................. Kevin McBride 
    Reporter #4 ................. Melissa Chan 
    Reporter #5 ................. Scott Hartman 



 203. 03/12/95  "SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES"  (916)  [01/13/95]
 Alison Taylor / Amanda Bearse

 Kelly gets a big break at the Larry Storch School of Acting, but 
 when Gary knocks out Larry Storch, Al must come to her rescue.

    himself ..................... Larry Storch 
    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Gary ........................ Janet Carroll 
    Woman ....................... Lynn Ann Leveridge 



 204. 03/26/95  "AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O?"  (921)  [02/24/95]
 Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Gerry Cohen

 Peggy wins ten thousand dollars at a big bingo tournament.
 Meanwhile, and Al and the "NO-MAAM" club spend the night 
 choosing a new official beer.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ceil ........................ Jean Speegle Howard 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Mullen ...................... Clint Howard 
    Babs ........................ Rusty Schwimmer 
    Elmo ........................ Peter Spellos 
    Abdula ...................... Vick Sabitjian 
    Bingo Caller ................ Pat Crawford Brown 
    impersonations .............. Julia Kato 



 205. 04/09/95  "USER FRIENDLY"  (923)  [03/10/95]
 Russell Marcus / Sam W. Orender

 Bud gets hooked on a virtual reality sex experiment, while Al becomes
 obsessed with an electrical switch that has an unknown function.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Dr. Kessler ................. J.D. Cullum 
    Sandy ....................... Elaine Hendrix 
    Bruno ....................... John Kendall 



 206. 04/30/95  "PUMP FICTION"  (925)  
 Kim Weiskopf & David Castro / Gerry Cohen

 When Kelly and Al collaborate in making a movie about shoes (titled 
 "SHEOS"), for Kelly's acting class, they win a grant of ten thousand
 dollars from the National Endowment of the Arts to make another film.
  [Note: this episode was followed by the "My Favorite Married" special]

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Marshall .................... Tom Henschel 
    Devin ....................... Miles Arreola 
    Gwen ........................ Jennifer Echols 
    Colleen ..................... Shae Marks 
    Babette ..................... Wanda Acuna 
    Eileen ...................... Vene Lynn Arcoraci 
    Darlene ..................... Dawn Radenbaugh 
    Alderman .................... Mark Voland 
    Justine ..................... Elisha Choice 



 207. 05/07/95  "RADIO FREE TRUMAINE"  (926R)  [04/07/95]
 Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

 On WHIP Radio, the campus station at the college Bud attends, Oliver Cole 
 and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked 
 programming.  After a probing interview divulging the past of Trumaine's
 Dean of Students, Steve Rhodes, both Oliver and Mark are kicked off the 
 airwaves and out of school. To get revenge on her ex-husband, Marcy D'Arcy
 leads a feeble on-air protest against their expulsion. The protest does not
 attract much attention, but when Bud's desperate attempt to steal the 
 affections of April away from Nickolai, a ruggedly handsome basketball 
 star is broadcast over the station, "Hot Talk With April" is born, the 
 station --and Mark and Oliver-- become popular and Dean Rhodes allows 
 them to stay at Trumaine and on WHIP Radio.  [Note: this episode was the 
  second new series pilot broadcast as an episode of Married With Children]

    Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison 
    Oliver ...................... Eric Dane 
    Mark ........................ Andrew Kavovit 
    Nickolai .................... Timothy Elwell 
    April ....................... Keri Russell 
    Stoner ...................... Joseph D. Reitman 



 208. 05/14/95  "SHOELESS AL"  (924)
 Bootsie / Amanda Bearse

 An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes
 to corroborate his law suit agianst the mall that claims he is afraid 
 of shoes after being tied up by burglers at work. However he must decide
 between the money from the settlement or winning the bowling championship
 when he is not allowed to bowl barefoot.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Mary-Pat .................... Mary-Pat Green 
    Leslie Baum ................. Charlie Dell 
    Milt ........................ Michael Rothhaar 
    Brenda ...................... Susan Varon 
    Marv ........................ Mike Finneran 



 209. 05/21/95  "THE UNDERGRADUATE"  (922)  [03/03/95]
 Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse

 Kelly's 12 year-old secret admirer bribes her into escorting 
 him to his junior prom.

    Robby ....................... Noah Segan 
    Stitch ...................... William Gallo 
    Mr. Bennett ................. Harry S. Murphy 
    Principal ................... Damien Leake 
    Tommy ....................... Christopher Miranda 
    Refreshment Guy ............. Brad Parker 
    Megan ....................... Lynsey Bartilson 
    Jenny ....................... Jessica Smith 
    Julie ....................... Krystin Moore 
    Delivery Man ................ Bert L. Cook 
    Donald ...................... Matt Zusser 


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                   **  TENTH SEASON EPISODES (1995-96)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck  (eps. 1001-1003)
         Lucky the Dog ....................... Lucky (eps. 1003-1026)


       Production staff:

         Executive Creative Consultant ....... Michael G. Moye
         Supervising Producer ................ Russell Marcus
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Stacie Lipp

         Executive Producer .................. Richard Gurman
                                               Kim Weiskopf

         Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon
         Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
         Consulting Producer ................. Jim Herzfeld
                                               Calvin Brown, Jr.

         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 210. 09/17/95  "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER"  (1002)
 Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

 Bud finally decides to move out of the house and converts the basement 
 into his love palace.  But his old bedroom doesn't stay vacant for long
 when Peggy's parents split up, sending her gargantuan mother fleeing to 
 Chicago to take up residence with the Bundys, much to Al's horror.  Seeing 
 the only possible solution, a miserable Al ventures to Wanker County with 
 the hope of convincing Peg's father Ephraim to make up with his wife.

    Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway
    Jamie ....................... Jennifer Aspen
    Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman 
    Twichy ...................... Eric Floyd 
    Clyde ....................... Gunther Jensen 



 211. 09/24/95  "A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW"  (1001)   [08/18/95]
 Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

 Al convinces his boss Gary to open an aerobics studio next to the shoe 
 store thinking it will attract beautiful women to the mall.  However, 
 his grand plan backfires upon discovering the studio caters to those 
 who are "calorically challenged".  To solve the problem, Al, with the 
 help of Kelly, persuades Gary to hire Latino hunk Ramon to teach classes
 in an effort to attract a more desirable clientele.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Gary ........................ Janet Carroll
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Ramon ....................... Marco Sanchez 
    Matilda ..................... Dancia Sheridan 
    Cynthia ..................... Jennifer Echols 
    Arlene ...................... Sonya Eddy 
    Rebecca ..................... Jami Music 
    Melissa ..................... Meilani Paul 
    Taylor ...................... Marci Brickhouse 
    Chantal ..................... Shana Wall 
    Sally ....................... Maureen Costa 



 212. 10/01/95  "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD"  (1003)   [09/01/95]
 Michael Moye / Gerry Cohen

 As the Bundys return from Buck's funeral, we cut to Heaven's Gate where 
 Buck waits for entry.  He believes that due to his pathetic life, his 
 spirit will be reassigned.  Meanwhile, the family tries to console Kelly 
 by bringing her new pets and holding a seance to contact Buck.  When a 
 Cocker Spaniel puppy shows up at the house, we realize (to Buck's dismay)
 that he has been reassigned to the Bundys in the form of the puppy.
 This episode ends with the following message on the screen:
   "Dedicated to Buck the Dog who with this episode begins a 
    well earned retirement and hopefully a nice gig at stud.
    We'll miss you, Buddy, lift a leg.  -The Producers."
    [Note: the end credits are over a picture of Buck]

    Father Guido Sarducci ....... Don Novello
    Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman
    Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer .. Kevin Schon
    Voice of Tweety and Bailiff . Roger Rose
    Thomas ...................... Ben Stein


  
 213. 10/08/95  "REVEREND AL"  (1004)   [09/08/95]
 Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

 Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in 
 order to avoid paying beer tax.  The movement gains momentum and Al
 becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life.  Marcy 
 breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with
 a videotape of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel.
   [Note: this episode has new 10th season opening credits, featuring
    Lucky the Dog]

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum
    Splib ....................... Andrew Craig
    Mail Carrier ................ Robb Skyler
    Dot ......................... Dot Jones
    Congregation Member ......... Harvy Blanks
    Archimedes .................. Peter Hughes
    Halla ....................... Lisa Marie Scott
    Luyah ....................... Jeanine Michelle


  
 214. 10/15/95  "HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY"  (1005)
 Daniel O'Keefe / Amanda Bearse

 Kelly is researching to play the part of a scientist and discovers a
 new color "bleen", (a cross between blood and green) when she mixes 
 some chemicals together.  She brings the mixture home and Al discovers
 that Bleen grows hair, but it also has a terrible side effect.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Scientist ................... Gene Wolande
    Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... Joseph G. Medalis
    Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... George Hirschmann
    Sexy Woman .................. Barbara Baldieri


  
 215. 10/22/95  "THE WEAKER SEX"  (1006)
 Dvora Inwood / Amanda Bearse

 Peggy and Marcy enroll in a self-defense class, much to the chagrin 
 of Al, who thinks that a woman could never be as manly as a man. 
 But when Peg wrestles a pickpocket while Al stands idly by, the 
 local news hears about it and labels Al a weasely man; he then must 
 devise a scheme to win back his self respect. 

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Ghengis ..................... Joseph D. Reitman
    Dot ......................... Dot Jones
    Thunder ..................... Jody Mullenax
    Camera Person ............... Jonathan Fahn
    Biker Chick ................. Deanna Booher
    Bartender ................... Mike McKenna
    Guy in Line ................. Steve Valentine
    Biker ....................... Bruce Michael Paine
    Interviewer ................. Jeb Stuart


  
 216. 10/29/95  "FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE"  (1007)
 Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen

 In order to join the NO MA'AM group, Bud must go through an initiation
 process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get
 an autograph of King Kong Bundy.  Bud not only gains backstage access 
 by dressing up in a bumblebee suit, he ends up in the ring facing the 
 star wrestler as well. 

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister 
    Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum
    Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
    Louise ...................... Alix Elias
    himself ..................... King Kong Bundy
    Bouncer ..................... Michael Clark Duncan
    Natalie ..................... Carrie Genzel
    Ring Announcer .............. Jimmy Lennon, Jr.
    Referee ..................... Frank Lloyd
    Anytime ..................... Neriah Davis
    Girl Witch .................. Kate Weiskpof


  
 217. 11/05/95  "BLONDE AND BLONDER"  (1008)
 Stacie Lipp & Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen

 Kelly and her best friend from high school go to their class reunion to
 find out that the nerdiest quy is now a rich hunk.  The girls decide to
 compete to see who can have their way with him first.  Back at home, 
 Marcy's bank is having a "guns for toys" drive. In the spirit of giving,
 the Bundys donate some toy guns for the occasion. 

    Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark
    Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman
    Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
    Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte
    Eric ........................ Casper Van Dien
    Jessica ..................... Sarahann Morris
    Fireman Roberto ............. Armando Garza
    Debbie ...................... Tina New
    Policeman ................... Bert L. Cook
    Chad ........................ Troy Fromin



 218. 11/19/95  "THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY"  (1011)
 Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse

 Al and Jefferson go fishing, but when they arrive at the lodge they 
 are told that Shannon Tweed, a famous actress, has taken their reservation
 and there are no more cabins available. When Al and Jefferson return home,
 they discover that they have a naked picture of Sandy in a hot tub, and 
 they hold a tabloid auction to see which publication will offer the 
 highest price.  Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly take Lucky to a commercial 
 audition for Hungry Puppy Dog food, and the only way Lucky will perform
 is if Kelly demonstrates the tricks first. 

    herself ..................... Shannon Tweed
    Randolph .................... Joe Sagal
    Director .................... Leland Orser
    The Trash ................... Alden Millikan
    Inga ........................ Shae Marks
    Star Disher ................. Jasmin Paul
    Helga ....................... Donna D'Errico
    Stage Mom ................... Mary Harper-Johns
   [Daily Scandal ............... Joey Dente]
   [TV Announcer (V.O.) ......... Kevin Schoen]

 

 219. 11/26/95  "DUD BOWL II"  (1009)
 Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

 Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard
 to Polk High and name it after Polk's most famous football legend.
 Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes that it
 is him; but, Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another former
 Polk football star. And, when she discovers that Terry Bradshaw once
 attended Polk for 2 months, she is certain that she has found her man.

    himself ..................... Terry Bradshaw
    Cheerleader ................. Jennifer Wade
   [Newscaster (V.O.) ........... Roger Rose]



 220. 12/03/95  "BEARLY MEN"  (1010)   [11/03/95]
 Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

 When the Bundys travel to Wanker County to persuade Peg's dad to come 
 retrieve his wife, Al and Bud must somehow prove their manliness to 
 Peg's dad.  They go hunting and bring back what they think is a dead 
 bear they found in the woods.  Back in Chicago they are in for a big
 surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on 
 the Bundys and the city. 

    Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway 
    Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman 
    Vendor ...................... Frank Lloyd
    Gang Guy..................... Algelo Vacco
    Mamie ....................... Vicki E. Milbourne



 221. 12/10/95  "LOVE CONQUERS AL"  (1013)   [12/01/95]
 Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh / Amanda Bearse

 Al and Peg go with her father and mother to Dr. Richelieu's marriage
 retreat and water slide park, hoping to patch things up between the
 two. At home, Kelly invites her new lust interest, Carlos, over to the
 house. Carlos agrees to the date only if Bud will keep his virginal
 sister, Esmerelda, occupied.

    Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway 
    Carlos ...................... Mark Esponoza
    Dr. Richelieu ............... Edward Hibbert
    Esmerelda ................... Christina Solis
    Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
    Pancake ..................... Tiffany Granath
    Clown ....................... Kevin Lee Bickford
    Phillip ..................... David Sederholm
    Naomi ....................... Glori Golding



 222. 12/17/95  "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER"  (1012)  [11/17/95]
 Scott Zimbler & Joel Valentincic / Sam W. Orender

 Al gives a lonely Griff 20 free minutes on 1-900-YUMMY for Christmas,
 a phone sex line that soon has Griff hooked as a regular customer.
 When Al discovers who the voice of Griff's phone sex partner really is
 he then tries to keep Griff from going through with his plan of asking
 "Butter" to spend the holidays with him.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    Belinda ..................... Danica Sheridan
    Cindy ....................... Venessia Valentino
    Bobby ....................... Dijon Williams
    Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman
    Butter (V.O.) ............... Jennifer Martin



 223. 01/07/96  "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1)"  (1014)
 Davora Inwood / Gerry Cohen

 Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson
 insist on installing it themselves.  Also, Bud borrows money from the
 Mob to finance an exercise video starring Kelly and Latin hunk Rafael.
 During the shoot Kelly and Rafael get into a huge fight, each storming
 off to their dressing rooms. At the end of Part 1, Bud finds out that
 the backers of the video are dangerous hoods who threaten his life should
 the video not get made. To save himself, Bud must get Kelly and Ramon 
 to finish the video. 

    Gino ........................ Richard Moll
    Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti
    Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey
    Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons 
    Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo 
    Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa
    Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz



 224. 01/14/96  "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2)"  (1015)
 Daniel O'Keefe / Gerry Cohen

 Bud must complete his video by 5:00 PM or else he will be swimming
 with the fishes in cement boots. And, the fact that Kelly and Rafael
 both insist on being the one and only star has Bud sweating to
 complete his project before The Mob's deadline of 5PM. Meanwhile, Peg
 and Marcie think that the guys are totally useless since they have
 been on the roof trying to install the satellite dish for hours. But,
 the guys are not useless, they just have no use for the women and have
 retreated to the roof as their new safe haven.

    Gino ........................ Richard Moll
    Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti
    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey
    Louise ...................... Alix Elias
    Bebe ........................ J.J. Johnston
    Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
    Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo 
    Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz
    Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa



 225. 02/04/96  "CALENDAR GIRL"  (1016)
 Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse

 Al and Bud get competitive with Floyd Babcock (owner of the rival
 shoe store in the mall) and his son, Little Floyd, when Bud and
 Little Floyd must complete a project for their business class. Bud's
 idea is to make a "Women of Trumaine" calendar; when he hires
 Crystal, a gorgeous co-ed, to be the calendar's cover girl, Al and
 Floyd decide to put their money together and take the project national. 
 Crystal is strangely reluctant to "go national" in a string  bikini 
 and Bud must work overtime to convince her to pose.  [Note: the end 
   credits feature Bud still staring into an empty TV screen]

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Floyd ....................... Victor Raider-Wexler
    Crystal ..................... Krista Allen
    Little Floyd ................ John Patrick White
    Pilgrim Girl ................ Patty Breton
    Woman #1 .................... Tina New
    TV Host ..................... Robin Krieger



 226. 02/11/96  "THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C"  (1019)
 Jimmy Alack & Jim Kelly / Sam W. Orender

 On the D'Arcy's anniversary, Marcy makes Jefferson promise they will 
 spend a quiet, romantic evening together alone, and that he won't hang
 around Al. Naturally, Jefferson gets lured away to the nudie bar by Al
 and the NO MA'AM guys. One thing leads to the next and a drunken Al and
 Jefferson go to a tattoo shop where Jefferson decides to get Marcy the
 ultimate anniversary gift - an "I Love Marcy" tattoo. Only problem is
 that the tattoo artist has been partying with them and ends up giving
 him an "I Love Mary" tattoo. Al must help him figure out a way to get
 this past Marcy. 

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
    Doctor #1 ................... David Pires
    Doctor #2 ................... Robert E. Almodovar
    Sierra Madre ................ Cindyana Lair
    Lap Dancer .................. Traci Bingham
    Harris ...................... Nick Danger
    O'Malley .................... Monty Ash



 227. 02/18/96  "SPRING BREAK (PART 1)"  (1017)
 Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

 Bud and his nerdy fraternity brothers decide to go to Ft. Lauderdale 
 for Spring Break and have their airline tickets and hotel rooms booked.
 When Kelly and her friends learn of Bud's plans they hustle them out
 of their tickets by way of seduction. The shoe store is sold out due 
 to the large amount of women who want shoes to wear with their bikinis,
 so he and Griff go to Ft. Lauderdale with Jefferson, who is an alumni 
 judge in a bikini contest for his fraternity. Marcy stops by the Bundys'
 to check in on things and winds up seeing Jefferson and Al on television
 in a news story about Spring Break. It's a road trip with Marcy, Bud and
 his friends. 

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick
    Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark
    Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
    Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte
    Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard
    Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby
    Achmed ...................... S. Kyle Parker
    Lana ........................ Faith Salie
    Natalie ..................... Shannon Escher
    Scarlett .................... Tonya Watts



 228. 02/25/96  "SPRING BREAK (PART 2)"  (1018)
 Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen

 It turns out that the bikini contest that Jefferson is judging has 
 $10,000 prize for first place, so Kelly enters the contest. Al and 
 Griff wind up as judges with Jefferson posing as his frat brothers.
 They concoct a scheme to have Kelly win the contest, but no one can
 find out Al and Kelly are related. Marcy, Bud and his friends finally
 make it to Florida after having every imaginable detour. When they 
 arrive Marcy finds out about the contest and tries to expose Al.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick
    Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark
    Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
    Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte
    Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard
    Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby
    Achmed ...................... Kyle Parker
    Parley Wayne ................ Micky Jones
    Waitress .................... Denise Hulsey
    Marla ....................... Renee Tenyson
    Life Guard #1 ............... Brad Nickell
    Life Guard #2 ............... Scott Gurney
    Claudia ..................... Marie Caldare
    Policeman ................... Todd Glass
    Angela ...................... Meadow Williams
   [Life Guard #3 ............... Bailey Lutegert]
   [Judge Wong .................. Warren Tabata]
   [Missy Cameron ............... Jami Music]
   [Tammy Grindstaff-Burke ...... Jennifer Echols]
   [Lucky (V.O.) ................ Kim Weiskopf ]



 229. 03/17/96  "TURNING JAPANESE"  (1020)
 Fran E. Kaufer / Sam W. Orender

 Marcy is up for a big promotion at her Japanese-owned bank.  Since the
 owner of the bank is in town, she invites them over for a traditional 
 Japanese dinner. The owner is incredibly bored with the D'Arcy's until
 he hears the backfire of Al's Dodge coming from outside. It turns out 
 he is a huge fan of American cars and needs Al's car to complete his 
 collection.  Marcy convinces the owner that she will take care of 
 everything.  Al uses this information to force Marcy to wine and dine 
 him and the owner at the nudie bar, not to mention the $50K he thinks 
 the guy will pay for the car. Things get out of hand at the bar when 
 the bank owner gets on stage with a dancer and the police show up. 

    Mr. Shimokawa ............... Pat Morita 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
    Officer Stan ................ Todd Parker
    Japanese Al ................. Darrell Kunitomi
    Bambi ....................... Angela Spangler



 230. 03/24/96  "AL GOES TO THE DOGS"  (1022)
 Garry B. Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Sam W. Orender

 Al decides to build a doghouse for Lucky but, when he makes an absurd 
 amount of noise in the backyard, Marcy has the building inspector 
 inspect Al's work.  When the inspector informs Al that the little house
 is not up to "code," he, along with the help of Kelly's boyfriend, Carlos,
 end up tearing down and rebuilding several times to get it right. 

    Carlos ...................... Mark Espinoza 
    Inspector Fitzpatrick ....... Ian Patrick Williams 
    Turquoise ................... Angela Strader 
    Foreman ..................... Don Dowe 



 231. 04/14/96  "ENEMIES"  (1024)   [04/05/96]
 Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp & Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

 Tom, a handsome delivery guy, is on the rocks again with his gorgeous 
 girlfriend, Shannon, and so when he meets Kelly delivering a package 
 to the Bundy's, he asks her out for the evening. Shannon, to spite Tom,
 asks out a handsome millionaire, and the four of them end up at the 
 local greasy spoon.  The evening gets more and more x-rated as Tom and
 Shannon try to outdo each other with their dates.  [Note: end credits
   feature Al and Henry watching TV on the couch, while Kelly waits]

    Henry ....................... Alan Thicke
    Shannon ..................... Nicole Eggert
    Tom ......................... Matt Borlenghi
    Maria ....................... Terri Ivens
    Keiko ....................... Milissa Chan
    George ...................... Phill Lewis
    Jackson ..................... Chris Young
    Claire ...................... Jean Speegle Howard 
    Edwin ....................... Rance Howard 
   [Maria ....................... Maria Celedonio]



 232. 04/28/96  "BUD HITS THE BOOKS"  (1021)   [02/23/96]
 Stacie Lipp / Sam W. Orender

 Bud is in finals and must pull some good grades to graduate. Only problem 
 is that he is going out with a hot new girl and sex is getting in the way
 of his studies.  They make a pact to remain celibate until finals are over.
 Bud can't concentrate at home because Al subscribed to the new Biggun's 
 Channel, so he goes to the school library. He just can't keep his mind 
 off sex. The librarian lets Bud use a private room so he can study quietly,
 but now all of his books are conjuring up sexual images. He can't take it
 any longer and "takes care of business" in the study room. Little does he
 know that there is a video camera mounted in the room and Bud finds himself
 brought up on conduct charges by the university.  It's up to Al, Marcy and
 the NO MA'AM guys to mount his defense.  Despite everything, Bud still
 manages to graduate.

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
    Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons 
    Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer 
    Dean ........................ Will Utay 
    Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente 
    Voice of Bob Packwood ....... Ed Gilbert



 233. 05/05/96  "KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN"  (1023)   [03/08/96]
 Story: Todd Newman, Teleplay: Dvora Inwood / Sam W. Orender

 Marcy keeps nagging Jefferson to get a job, so he hires Bud as his agent
 hoping to get some quick money doing commercials. Bud ends up getting 
 Jefferson and Kelly a gig where they play a couple in a coffee commercial.
 The spot catches on with the public and the coffee company decides to 
 shoot more commercials, including one where they must kiss. This makes 
 both Al and Marcy uncomfortable, so Bud convinces them that it's completely
 innocent... and invites them down to the set. When Al and Marcy arrive 
 they find that the set-up is a little different than they expected - 
 Jefferson and Kelly are to be kissing in bed together. Al and Marcy end
 up doing the commercial instead!  [Note: end credits feature Al and 
   Marcy in bed, still rehearsing for the coffee commercial]

    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    Director .................... Leland Orser
    Lance ....................... Brian Stewart
    Linda ....................... Andrea Nittoli
    Dina ........................ Karen Lynn Scott
    Becca ....................... Susan Slome



 234. 05/19/96  "TORCH SONG DUET"  (1025)
 Donelle Q. Buck

 Al and Griff are listening to the sports quiz show on the radio - the 
 winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Olympics as well as running 
 one of the Chicago legs of the torch-carrying relay. Al has been banned 
 from the station, so he feeds the answers to Griff who ends up winning 
 the contest. Al begs and pleads to at least run the torch until Griff 
 finally gives in. Moments later, a beautiful woman tells Griff how hot
 she think he would be running the torch and Griff goes back on the deal.
 On the day of the relay the media camp is set up in the shoe store, 
 questioning Al on what it is like to work with Griff. Al can't take it
 anymore and tackles Griff as he runs by with the torch. They end up 
 wrestling in the fountain and the torch flame goes out for the first 
 time in Olympic history. The Atlanta games are postponed as they have 
 to take the torch back to Greece to start the relay over.

    Himself ..................... Larry Brown                   
    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester              
    Himself ..................... Roy Jones, Jr.                
    Flint Guccione .............. Richard Kline                 
    Miranda ..................... Teresa Parente                
    Marla ....................... Renee Tenison                 
    Carla ....................... Rosie Tenison                 
    Model #1 .................... Petra Verkaik                 
    Model #2 .................... Victoria Fuller               
    Reporter #1 ................. Burke Roberts                 
    Reporter #2 ................. Nikki Dunn                    
    Alex ........................ Alex Carl                     
    Himself ..................... Bo Jackson                    



 235. 05/26/96  "THE JOKE'S ON AL"  (1026)   [04/05/96]
 Calvin Brown, Jr.

 Al and Jefferson are in a practical joke contest - always one-upping the
 other. A beautiful woman comes to the Bundys' door claiming to be an old
 friend of Peg's. When the woman starts coming on to Al, he is sure it is
 one of Jefferson's practical jokes. He goes along with the idea and even
 takes it as far as planning a mock-wedding to get the upper hand. It turns
 out that the woman had held a grudge against Peg for many years and plains
 on going through with the wedding. Peg and Ephraim show up in time to save
 the day. 

    Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway 
    Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
    himself ..................... Gary Coleman    
    June ........................ Deborah Harmon  
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell       
    Ike ......................... Tom McCleister  
    Male Detective .............. Mark Sellers    
    Female Detective ............ G. Jordan Moore 
    Executioner ................. Bert L. Cook    



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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
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                 **  ELEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1996-97)  **


                       Season 11 Listings Complied by:
                       -------------------------------
                    Andreas Carl  {ancarl@studi.unizh.ch}
                     http://privat.schlund.de/bundyology
                          Grail {u4d41@keele.ac.uk}
                http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks38/grl/index.htm
                       Ralph Morse  {RalphMorse@msn.com}
                       http://members.aol.com/RMorse0620


       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Lucky the Dog ....................... Lucky 


       Production staff:

         Co-Executive Producer ............... Russell Marcus
                                               Vince Cheung
                                               Ben Montanio

         Executive Producer .................. Pamela Eells

         Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon
         Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
         Consulting Producer ................. Richard Gurman

         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen



 236. 09/28/96  "TWISTED"  (1103)
 Richard Gurman

 Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of
 a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone rushing to his basement
 bedroom. [Note: between the directed by/written by freeze frame and the
 rolling end credits, there is an epilogue where Kelly is Dorothy in the
 Wizard of Oz, talking to a scarecrow]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Jennifer Lyons .............. Ariel
    Donna Pieroni ............... Sandy
    Christine Moore ............. Gorgeous Woman
    Steven Shenbaum ............. Scarecrow



 237. 10/05/96  "CHILDREN OF THE CORNS"  (1102)
 Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse *

 Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff
 cooperate to blackmail their boss, Gary, when they learn she's using
 illegal workers to make shoes. [Note: in the epilogue, Bud is still
 working and Peg is wearing shoes he made]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Janet Carroll ............... Gary
    Teresa Parente .............. Miranda
    Lee Arnone-Briggs ........... Woman Customer
    Louisa Abernathy ............ Christy
    Christopher Elwood .......... Delivery Guy
    Patrick T. O'Brien .......... Bob Thompson
    Erick Vasques ............... Immigrant Child #1
    Cherisse Ligot .............. Immigrant Child #2
    Richard Ornelas ............. Thug



 238. 10/12/96  "KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT"  (1106)
 Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Amanda Bearse *

 A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her
 to sign a morals clause; Al rides along, in uniform, when the TV show
 "Cops" follows Officer Dan. [Note: in the original airing, there was
  a seamless switch from the preceding show "Cops" to Al and Jefferson
  watching the end credits of "Cops"; in the epilogue, Bud is discussing
  with Tina Yothers]

    Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan
    Nancy Linari ................ Sister Benedicta
    David Pressman .............. Mike
    Peter Kerr .................. Cab Driver
    Te Mark Flack ............... Real Cop
    Bryan Rasmussen ............. Burglar
    Gerry Lock .................. Old Lady
    Lewis Dauber ................ Sketch Artist
    Bert L. Cook ................ Cab Driver #2
    Tina Yothers ................ herself



 239. 11/10/96  "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1)"  (1107)
 Steve Faber & Bob Fisher

 With his beloved Dodge sputtering, Al recalls happier times in the
 car, while the rest of the Bundys feign a worldwide search for the
 necessary fuel pump.

    Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher
    Cliff Bemis ................. Al's Dad
    Hannah Swanson .............. Young Kelly



 240. 11/17/96  "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2)"  (1109)
 Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse *

 Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new sports
 car that turns out to be another lemon, while Peg digs up the corpse
 to sell the engine. [Note: in the epilogue, Al drives through a show 
  room window]

    Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher
    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Tom McCleister .............. Ike
    Michael Sorich .............. Fidel Castro
    Gary Gribbs ................. Cal Stevens



 241. 11/24/96  "A BUNDY THANKSGIVING"  (1111)
 Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio / Amanda Bearse *

 Al's pursuit of aunt Maddie's traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him
 to her funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's new
 pet turkey. [Note: in the epilogue, sportscasters James Brown, Terry
  Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott are watching Al's run out of the
  church in the Fox sports studio]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    James Brown ................. himself
    Terry Bradshaw .............. himself
    Howie Long .................. himself
    Ronnie Lott ................. himself
    Beau Billingslea ............ Reverend Hightower
    Ann Weldon .................. Aunt Maddie
    Lakeitcha Hurd .............. Mourner #1
    Virginia Capers ............. Mourner #2
    Patricia Belcher ............ Eunetta
    Nick La Tour ................ Old Man
    Caroline Jones .............. Woman
    Miles Marsico ............... Boy
    Vivian Bonnell .............. Mourner #3



 242. 12/01/96  "THE JUGGS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING"  (1108)
 Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio

 On vacation in Branson, Missouri, Peggy and Kelly get to open for
 Tammy Wynette (who has a cameo) after winning a talent contest as
 a singing duo. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act.

    Tammy Wynette ............... herself
    Brent Hinkley ............... Cletus
    Nicole Nagorsky ............. Daughter
    Ritchie Montgomery .......... Emcee
    Doug Reid ................... Buford
    Dan Reid .................... Elmo



 243. 12/22/96  "GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN"  (1113)
 Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Amanda Bearse *

 Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and
 Kelly steal Mary and Joseph from the D'Arcys' nativity scene.

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Janet Carroll ............... Gary
    Jonathan Mangum ............. Hal
    Kevin Lamont Smith .......... Biff
    Mary Stein .................. Judge #2
    Amy Lyndon .................. Mall Manager
    Steven Anthony Lawrence ..... Kid #1
    Lynette Bennett ............. Judge #1
    Christian McLaughlin * ...... Reindeer Dancer



 244. 12/29/96  "CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY"  (1105)
 Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse *

 On Al's birthday, all the fat women he has insulted put him on trial.
 Meanwhile, Bud & Kelly try to tint the windows on his Dodge as a
 birthday gift. [Note: in the epilogue, Kelly and Bud show the Dodge
  to Al]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Diana Bellamy ............... Shirley
    Cassi Davis ................. Patty
    Danica Sheridan ............. Matilda
    Jennifer Echols ............. Gwen
    Helen Siff .................. Leona
    Kelly Goodman ............... Barbara
    Nicola Nagorsky ............. Penelope



 245. 01/06/97  "THE STEPFORD PEG"  (1101)
 Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Amanda Bearse *

 After Peggy gets amnesia, Al reprograms her. The result is a woman who
 cooks, cleans and even accepts a ring girl when Al invites the guys
 over to watch wrestling.

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney
    Tom McLeister ............... Ike
    Ron-Ann Frey ................ Sally
    Larry McKay ................. TV Announcer



 246. 01/13/97  "BUD ON THE SIDE"  (1110)
 Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Sam W. Orender

 Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming
 it could lead him to a fling with Al's boss, Gary.

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Janet Caroll ................ Gary
    Mink Stole .................. Edna
    Chris Bonno ................. Contractor
    David Alan Graf ............. Delivery Guy #1
    John Talamantez ............. Delivery Guy #2



 247. 01/20/97  "GRIME AND PUNISHMENT"  (1104)
 Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Sam W. Orender

 After Al starts charging Bud rent, a building inspector labels him
 a slumlord and confines him to Bud's basement room until he makes
 the required repairs.

    Marianne Muellereile ........ Health Inspector



 248. 01/27/97  "T*R*A*S*H"  (1114)
 Teleplay: Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern, Story: Todd
 Newman & David Faustino * / Amanda Bearse *

 Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join military reserves and are
 subsequently ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson
 as their leader. [Note: the rejected title of this episode was "An
  Officer and A Garbage Man"]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    J.J. Johnston ............... Drill Instructor
    Gonzo Raymond ............... Santo
    Jerry Giles ................. Du Wayne



 249. 02/24/97  "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1)"  (1116)
 Eric Abrams & Matthew Berry / Mark Samuels

 Peggy and Al together visit a marriage counselor - but wind up leaving
 separately. Meanwhile, Kelly fights in the ring for a part in a boxing
 movie. [Note: part 1 and 2 were originally shown as a one-hour episode]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Lisa Robin Kelly ............ Heather
    Jake Johannsen .............. Dr. H. Longo
    Kellie Beals ................ Nancy
    Gerry del Sol ............... Referee



 250. 02/24/97  "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2)"  (1117)
 Russell Marcus

 Sequel. Al lives in a room by the airport. He spies on Peggy in a
 single bar, where she finds a new beau.

    Alan Thicke ................. Bruce
    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Lisa Melilli ................ Sandy
    Rosa Blasi .................. Woman #1
    Mandy Levin ................. Woman #2
    Irene Roseen ................ Woman #3
    Christopher Shobe ........... Guy in Bar



 251. 03/03/97  "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3)"  (1118)
 Russell Marcus

 Conclusion. Peggy's new friend loses Bud and Kelly's support when they
 learn their potential "step-daddy" may force them to find work.

    Alan Thicke ................. Bruce
    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Michael Irpino .............. Clerk



 252. 03/10/97  "LIVE NUDE PEG"  (1112)
 Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse *

 Al and his "NO MA'AM" boys enjoy an amateur night at the nudie bar,
 where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy.

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan
    E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney
    Tom McCleister .............. Ike
    Iqbal Theba ................. Iqbal
    Gloria LeRoy ................ Chesty
    Carmen Morrell .............. Shaney
    Vanessa A. Dorian ........... Stripper #1



 253. 03/17/97  "A BABE IN TOYLAND"  (1115)
 Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin

 TV stardom goes to Kelly's head when she becomes a hit while subbing
 for a kiddie-show host after his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get
 twin beds.

    Brandon Maggart ............. Uncle Dudley
    Claire Baron ................ Jordan
    Richard Israel .............. Court Jester
    Richard Taylor Olson ........ Bobby Beaver



 254. 03/31/97  "BIRTHDAY BOY TOY"  (1119)
 Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern

 Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy
 gives him a membership; Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial
 for the shoe store.

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Stefani Spruill ............. Gloria
    Kevin Spirtas ............... Instructor
    Susan Isaacs ................ Woman #1
    Sonya Eddy .................. Betty
    Michelle Mitchell ........... Woman #2
    Corinne Reilly .............. Young Woman



 255. 04/28/97  "DAMN BUNDYS"  (1120)
 Ben Montanio & Vince Cheung / Richard Correll

 Al finds that hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the
 Chicago Bears, so the devil has to make an adjustment. [Note: the
  rejected title of this episode was "To Hell and Back"]

    James Brown ................. himself
    Robert Englund .............. Lucifer
    John Welsh .................. Clerk
    John Cirigliano ............. Napoleon
    Alex Ardenti ................ Hunky Guy
    Erik Kramer ................. himself
    Curtis Conway ............... himself
    Raymont Harris .............. himself



 256. 04/28/97  "LEZ BE FRIENDS"  (1122)
 Pamela Eells

 Marcy expresses jealousy over the popularity of her cousin Mandy, who
 shares Al's taste for beer, sports - and women. [Note: Amanda Bearse,
  who plays Marcy and Mandy, is gay in real life]

    Elaine Hendrix .............. Elaine



 257. 05/05/97  "THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR"  (1123)
 Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin

 The Bundys and the D'Arcys are held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal
 and her dimwit boyfriend Lonnie who has a meeting of the minds with
 Kelly.

    Tricia Cast ................. Starla
    Charles Esten ............... Lonnie
    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Bill Torees ................. Cop



 258. 05/05/97  "HOW TO MARRY A MORON"  (1124)
 Teleplay: Russell Marcus & Pamela Eells,
 Story: Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio

 Conclusion. Kelly wants to marry Lonnie. Al is happy when he hears
 that Lonnie is the son of a millionaire, but then he meets him at
 the nudie bar. [Note: this episode originally aired together with
  "The Desperate Half-Hour" as a one-hour show and was announced to
  be the last episode ever; there is a short "tribute" message after
  the freeze frame: black screen, in elegant white script flashes:
  "THANK YOU, MARRIED...  WITH CHILDREN" "FOR ELEVEN GREAT SEASONS"
  "AND A MILLION LAUGHS."; then the Fox logo in white, then fade out]

    Charles Esten ............... Lonnie
    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Edie McClure ................ Mrs. Tot
    Gordon Jump ................. Mr. Tot
    Rance Howard ................ Reverend
    Lauren Hays ................. Susie
    T.L. Brooke ................. Tatum Tot
    Mason Dragotto .............. Jennifer
    Rena Riffel ................. Stripper #1



 259. 06/09/97  "CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE"  (1121)
 Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Mark K. Samuels

 Al and Griff simply must have the nifty massage chair from the upscale
 gadget store. Since they are broke, they decide to barter their way to
 more relaxed muscles. Meanwhile, Kelly practices her newly learned
 massage techniques on Bud. [Note: this episode almost became another 
  "Lost Show", but it aired 5 weeks after the official "last episode";
  in epilogue, there is a chimpanzee dressed like Al in the shoe store]

    Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
    Janet Carroll ............... Gary
    Larry Bagby III ............. Clements
    James Nardini ............... Chris
    Matthew Sutherland .......... Grad
    Michael C. Mahon ............ Larry
    Abbey Nayor ................. Corn Dog Lady
    Lisa-Gay Tremblay ........... Cathy
    Cheryl Rhoads ............... Rachel
    Gita Isak ................... Gloria



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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
                       -------------------------------


                              **  SPECIALS  **



 05/09/92  "BACKSTAGE WITH THE BUNDYS"

 This half-hour special aired on MTV.  It documented the making of 
 the episode "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622), which was taped on 03/13/92.



 06/07/93  "A DAY IN THE LIFE"

 This Fox special featured segments (separately) following Ted McGinley
 and Amanda Bearse through their normal activities for a day, including 
 the taping of the MWC episode "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) on 3/18/93, which 
 Amanda directed.



 02/05/95  "THE BEST OF BUNDY: MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN'S 200th EPISODE"

 This half-hour tribute to Married With Children was hosted 
 by George Plimpton, and preceded the airing of the episode
 "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917).



 04/30/95  "MY FAVORITE MARRIED..."  (SP9535)

 Married... With Children cast members Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, 
 Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, and Ted 
 McGinley share their most memorable "Bundy" moments from the 
 past nine seasons.  This half-hour Fox special aired after the
 episode "PUMP FICTION" (925).



 11/26/95  "AL BUNDY SPORTS SPECTACULAR"

 This half-hour special hosted by Roy Firestone, features various 
 Married With Children sports-related highlights.  It aired after
 the episode "DUD BOWL II" (1009).

    Producer: Bob Campbell
    Director: William Brown
    Writer:   Paul Wales 


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       b. original air date                  e. rating
       c. production code                    f. ratings share

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   [ Season 11 Listings Complied by: Andreas Carl, Grail, Ralph Morse ]

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