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See reader questions & answers on this topic! - Help others by sharing your knowledge ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- P R O G R A M G U I D E by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.net} www.nyx.net/~dnadams (December, 1997) --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ** NINTH SEASON EPISODES (1994-95) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Co-Producer ......................... David Castro Michael Greenspon Producer ............................ Larry Jacobson John Maxwell Anderson Supervising Producer ................ Stacie Lipp Co-Executive Producer ............... Richard Gurman Kim Weiskopf Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Katherine Green Creative Consultant ................. Ralph Farquhar Russell Marcus Story Editor ........................ Alison Taylor Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 184. 09/04/94 "SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN" (901) Teleplay: Nancy Steen, Story: Carl Studebaker / Gerry Cohen In the ninth-season opener, nostalgia brings fortune to Al and Jefferson after they stumble upon a crate of fashionable shoes from the 70's. Meanwhile, exotic-insect bites force Kelly to always tell the truth. [Note: Katey Sagal was on maternity leave and only appears by "phone"; the end credits contain the following message: "In Loving Memory of James Maura"] Dominique ................... Tawny Kitaen Billy Ray Wetnap ............ John Bloom Shoemaker ................... Richard Stahl Woman #1 .................... Barbara Sammeth Woman #2 .................... Jodi Taffel Woman #3 .................... Rosie Taravella TV Announcer ................ John O'Connell herself ..................... Terry Murphy 185. 09/11/94 "DRIVING MR. BOONDY" (902) Donald Beck / Gerry Cohen Bud is Al's driving examiner when dad goes to renew his license; Marcy gets Kelly a job at the bank after Jefferson's advice loses Kelly her job as 'The Verminator'. [Note: new opening credits] Mr. Blithers ................ Oliver Muirhead Heidi ....................... Nicole Nagel Ahmed ....................... Isa Totah Bank President .............. Greg Callahan Test Examiner ............... Jeffrey Winner Man ......................... Wesley Leong DVS Woman ................... Deborah Lee Hall Bank Customer ............... Gene Steichen 186. 09/18/94 "KELLY BREAKS OUT" (903) Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen Kelly is hired as the spokesmodel for a new beer only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out" when a zit might just cancel her first commercial, unless Uncle Sticky's pimple potion comes to the rescue. Stage Manager ............... Michael F. Clarke Director .................... Clio Augusto Chinese Actor ............... Dennis Phun Cameraman #1 ................ Don Brunner Lola ........................ Dot Jones 187. 09/25/94 "NAUGHTY BUT NIECE" (904) David Castro / Gerry Cohen Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off. So is his passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or is it for real? Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Cherise ..................... Heather Paige Kent Genghis ..................... Joseph Reitman Breezy ...................... Kirsten Holmquist 188. 10/02/94 "BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1)" (905) Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a shoe-store customer for nursing her baby. This prompts a counter-protest by NO MA'AM. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's return home. [Note: Peggy returns at the end of this episode; end credits say "To be continued, Same Bundy Time, Same Bundy Channel"] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Wendell ..................... Jack Riley Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele Sylvia ...................... Jean Spiegle Howard Lucille ..................... Gretchen Palmer Connie ...................... Terri J. Vaughn Eartha ...................... Annie O'Donnell Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Dot ......................... Dot Jones Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter Sadie ....................... Rachel Winfree Butcher...................... Joe Costanza 189. 10/09/94 "BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2)" (906) Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will it hold up when the owner arrives? Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Marge ....................... Mary-Pat Green Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele Helga ....................... Marla Cotovsky Dot ......................... Dot Jones 190. 10/16/94 "DIAL B FOR VIRGIN" (907) Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for: counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg go to the video store. [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given: Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire, Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins] Esther ...................... Monica Creel Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer Judy ........................ Rhonda Aldrich Security Guard .............. Phill Lodwick Clerk ....................... Bodhi Pine Elfman 191. 10/23/94 "SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO" (908) Katherine Green / Katherine Green Jefferson learns the Barbie doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al for a big favor: sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. In exchange, Al gets to keep a prized first edition copy of "Big Un's". Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Barbiephile ................. Allan Trautman Auctioneer .................. Kenneth Danziger 192. 11/06/94 "NO POT TO PEASE IN" (909) John Glenn Houston / Gerry Cohen Kelly's rejected for a sitcom role, but her description of her family inspires the producer to change the show into a reflection of Bundy life. [Note: end credits feature a photo of the Bundy's with their TV counterparts from this episode] Ronald N. Michaels........... George Wyner Patty ....................... Lisa Kaseman Mel ......................... Richard Kelly Young Lou ......................... Steve Hack Ben ......................... Bruce Fine Maria ....................... Jennifer Massey Security Guard .............. J.J. Johnston Washington .................. Mark Barriere Woman #1 .................... Rochelle Swanson Woman #2 .................... Amber Van Lent Carrie ...................... Alexandra Ann McLeod 193. 11/13/94 "DUD BOWL" (910) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Al is turned into to a tackling dummy when his big mouth brings on a grudge football match between Polk High and their old rival team. himself ..................... John S. Reynolds himself ..................... Bubba Smith himself ..................... Ken Stabler himself ..................... Lawrence Taylor Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Jack Franklin ............... Stan Ivar Thad ........................ Drew Pillsbury Rodent ...................... Dean Norris Speedy ...................... Chuck Lefever Cigarette Girl .............. Hillary Davis Samuel ...................... Darryl Henriques Bartender ................... Michael Leopard Mrs. Bubba Smith ............ Michelle Harrell Mrs. Taylor ................. Dawn Reed 194. 11/27/94 "A MAN FOR NO SEASONS" (911) Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse In response to the strike, Al and NO MA'AM help to organize a "working man's" baseball league -- sponsored by nudie bars. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester himself ..................... Mike Piazza himself ..................... Bret Saberhagen himself ..................... Danny Tartabull himself ..................... Frank Thomas himself ..................... Dave Winfield himself ..................... Joe Morgan Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Sticky ...................... Pat Millicano Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Akbar ....................... Shaun Tour 195. 12/11/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1)" (913) Barry Gold / Gerry Cohen Al leads his men's group NO MA'AM in a protest against the cancellation of his favorite TV show "Psycho Dad". Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Psycho Dad .................. Andrew Prine Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Cameraman ................... Bill Lee Brown 196. 12/18/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2)" (914) David Castro / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. Thanks to Jefferson's pull, Al gets to address the U.S. Senate about having "Psycho Dad" put back on the air. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Pam ......................... T.C. Warner Geronimo .................... Barry Wiggins Chopper ..................... Michael Philip Tom ......................... Joseph Reitman Senator Furman .............. J. Patrick McCormack 197. 01/08/95 "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED" (912) Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender To check out their husband's claim of "totally innocent fun", Peggy and her friends accompany their husbands to the nudie bar. Meanwhile, Kelly lands a part in a weight-loss commercial. Charlie ..................... Shabaka Barry Henly Helen ....................... Jo Anne Hart Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Mark ........................ Leland Orser Louise ...................... Alix Elias Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Brandi ...................... Brandy Sanders Peter ....................... Michael Caldwell Mai Lin ..................... Fumi Shishino Rocki Mountains ............. Letha Weapons Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Diane ....................... Judy Carmen Stage Manager ............... Kevin Schon 198. 01/15/95 "KELLY TAKES A SHOT" (915) [01/06/05] Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse Bud helps Kelly to audition for a part in a commercial. Meanwhile, Al battles a bird keeping him awake at night. Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Fryer Tuck .................. Dion Anderson Beth ........................ Katherine Olsen 199. 02/05/95 "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917) [01/20/95] Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a trip to the car wash. Just as mysteriously, Steve Rhoades makes a return appearance. [Note: this episode ended with the on-screen caption: "For Your Emmy Consideration, Thank You Very Much" Following this episode was the special "The Best of Bundy: Married... With Children's 200th Episode"] Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Mikey ....................... Michael Faustino* Employee #1 ................. Ian Gomez Employee #2 ................. Rick Batalla Mr. D'Player................. Pierre Gonneau 200. 02/12/95 "25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?" (918) [02/03/95] Donald Beck / Sam W. Orender Al is in trouble when Buck buries Peg's anniversary gift in the backyard. [Note: this episode was also listed with the title "25 YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET"] Dave ........................ Marty Rackham Chance ...................... David Drumond Sven ........................ John Robert Lafleur 201. 02/19/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 1)" (919) [02/10/95] Michele Wolff / Gerry Cohen The Bundy's and the D'Arcy's hit the high seas when Peggy wins a Caribbean cruise. himself ..................... Wolfman Jack Gretchen .................... Lisa Stahl Julie ....................... Mary Garripoli 202. 02/26/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 2)" (920) Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen Conclusion. The Bundy's vacation cruise takes a turn for the worst when their ship (the Sea Dodge) sinks. himself ..................... Gilbert Gottfried Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Joy ......................... Hannah Eckstein Reporter #1 ................. Leilani Jones Wilmore Reporter #2 ................. Keith Sellon-Wright Reporter #3 ................. Kevin McBride Reporter #4 ................. Melissa Chan Reporter #5 ................. Scott Hartman 203. 03/12/95 "SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES" (916) [01/13/95] Alison Taylor / Amanda Bearse Kelly gets a big break at the Larry Storch School of Acting, but when Gary knocks out Larry Storch, Al must come to her rescue. himself ..................... Larry Storch Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Woman ....................... Lynn Ann Leveridge 204. 03/26/95 "AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O?" (921) [02/24/95] Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Gerry Cohen Peggy wins ten thousand dollars at a big bingo tournament. Meanwhile, and Al and the "NO-MAAM" club spend the night choosing a new official beer. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ceil ........................ Jean Speegle Howard Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Mullen ...................... Clint Howard Babs ........................ Rusty Schwimmer Elmo ........................ Peter Spellos Abdula ...................... Vick Sabitjian Bingo Caller ................ Pat Crawford Brown impersonations .............. Julia Kato 205. 04/09/95 "USER FRIENDLY" (923) [03/10/95] Russell Marcus / Sam W. Orender Bud gets hooked on a virtual reality sex experiment, while Al becomes obsessed with an electrical switch that has an unknown function. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Dr. Kessler ................. J.D. Cullum Sandy ....................... Elaine Hendrix Bruno ....................... John Kendall 206. 04/30/95 "PUMP FICTION" (925) Kim Weiskopf & David Castro / Gerry Cohen When Kelly and Al collaborate in making a movie about shoes (titled "SHEOS"), for Kelly's acting class, they win a grant of ten thousand dollars from the National Endowment of the Arts to make another film. [Note: this episode was followed by the "My Favorite Married" special] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Marshall .................... Tom Henschel Devin ....................... Miles Arreola Gwen ........................ Jennifer Echols Colleen ..................... Shae Marks Babette ..................... Wanda Acuna Eileen ...................... Vene Lynn Arcoraci Darlene ..................... Dawn Radenbaugh Alderman .................... Mark Voland Justine ..................... Elisha Choice 207. 05/07/95 "RADIO FREE TRUMAINE" (926R) [04/07/95] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen On WHIP Radio, the campus station at the college Bud attends, Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked programming. After a probing interview divulging the past of Trumaine's Dean of Students, Steve Rhodes, both Oliver and Mark are kicked off the airwaves and out of school. To get revenge on her ex-husband, Marcy D'Arcy leads a feeble on-air protest against their expulsion. The protest does not attract much attention, but when Bud's desperate attempt to steal the affections of April away from Nickolai, a ruggedly handsome basketball star is broadcast over the station, "Hot Talk With April" is born, the station --and Mark and Oliver-- become popular and Dean Rhodes allows them to stay at Trumaine and on WHIP Radio. [Note: this episode was the second new series pilot broadcast as an episode of Married With Children] Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison Oliver ...................... Eric Dane Mark ........................ Andrew Kavovit Nickolai .................... Timothy Elwell April ....................... Keri Russell Stoner ...................... Joseph D. Reitman 208. 05/14/95 "SHOELESS AL" (924) Bootsie / Amanda Bearse An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes to corroborate his law suit agianst the mall that claims he is afraid of shoes after being tied up by burglers at work. However he must decide between the money from the settlement or winning the bowling championship when he is not allowed to bowl barefoot. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Mary-Pat .................... Mary-Pat Green Leslie Baum ................. Charlie Dell Milt ........................ Michael Rothhaar Brenda ...................... Susan Varon Marv ........................ Mike Finneran 209. 05/21/95 "THE UNDERGRADUATE" (922) [03/03/95] Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse Kelly's 12 year-old secret admirer bribes her into escorting him to his junior prom. Robby ....................... Noah Segan Stitch ...................... William Gallo Mr. Bennett ................. Harry S. Murphy Principal ................... Damien Leake Tommy ....................... Christopher Miranda Refreshment Guy ............. Brad Parker Megan ....................... Lynsey Bartilson Jenny ....................... Jessica Smith Julie ....................... Krystin Moore Delivery Man ................ Bert L. Cook Donald ...................... Matt Zusser --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** TENTH SEASON EPISODES (1995-96) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck (eps. 1001-1003) Lucky the Dog ....................... Lucky (eps. 1003-1026) Production staff: Executive Creative Consultant ....... Michael G. Moye Supervising Producer ................ Russell Marcus Co-Executive Producer ............... Stacie Lipp Executive Producer .................. Richard Gurman Kim Weiskopf Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Consulting Producer ................. Jim Herzfeld Calvin Brown, Jr. Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 210. 09/17/95 "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER" (1002) Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen Bud finally decides to move out of the house and converts the basement into his love palace. But his old bedroom doesn't stay vacant for long when Peggy's parents split up, sending her gargantuan mother fleeing to Chicago to take up residence with the Bundys, much to Al's horror. Seeing the only possible solution, a miserable Al ventures to Wanker County with the hope of convincing Peg's father Ephraim to make up with his wife. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Jamie ....................... Jennifer Aspen Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Twichy ...................... Eric Floyd Clyde ....................... Gunther Jensen 211. 09/24/95 "A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW" (1001) [08/18/95] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen Al convinces his boss Gary to open an aerobics studio next to the shoe store thinking it will attract beautiful women to the mall. However, his grand plan backfires upon discovering the studio caters to those who are "calorically challenged". To solve the problem, Al, with the help of Kelly, persuades Gary to hire Latino hunk Ramon to teach classes in an effort to attract a more desirable clientele. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Gary ........................ Janet Carroll Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Ramon ....................... Marco Sanchez Matilda ..................... Dancia Sheridan Cynthia ..................... Jennifer Echols Arlene ...................... Sonya Eddy Rebecca ..................... Jami Music Melissa ..................... Meilani Paul Taylor ...................... Marci Brickhouse Chantal ..................... Shana Wall Sally ....................... Maureen Costa 212. 10/01/95 "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD" (1003) [09/01/95] Michael Moye / Gerry Cohen As the Bundys return from Buck's funeral, we cut to Heaven's Gate where Buck waits for entry. He believes that due to his pathetic life, his spirit will be reassigned. Meanwhile, the family tries to console Kelly by bringing her new pets and holding a seance to contact Buck. When a Cocker Spaniel puppy shows up at the house, we realize (to Buck's dismay) that he has been reassigned to the Bundys in the form of the puppy. This episode ends with the following message on the screen: "Dedicated to Buck the Dog who with this episode begins a well earned retirement and hopefully a nice gig at stud. We'll miss you, Buddy, lift a leg. -The Producers." [Note: the end credits are over a picture of Buck] Father Guido Sarducci ....... Don Novello Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer .. Kevin Schon Voice of Tweety and Bailiff . Roger Rose Thomas ...................... Ben Stein 213. 10/08/95 "REVEREND AL" (1004) [09/08/95] Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in order to avoid paying beer tax. The movement gains momentum and Al becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life. Marcy breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with a videotape of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel. [Note: this episode has new 10th season opening credits, featuring Lucky the Dog] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum Splib ....................... Andrew Craig Mail Carrier ................ Robb Skyler Dot ......................... Dot Jones Congregation Member ......... Harvy Blanks Archimedes .................. Peter Hughes Halla ....................... Lisa Marie Scott Luyah ....................... Jeanine Michelle 214. 10/15/95 "HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY" (1005) Daniel O'Keefe / Amanda Bearse Kelly is researching to play the part of a scientist and discovers a new color "bleen", (a cross between blood and green) when she mixes some chemicals together. She brings the mixture home and Al discovers that Bleen grows hair, but it also has a terrible side effect. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Scientist ................... Gene Wolande Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... Joseph G. Medalis Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... George Hirschmann Sexy Woman .................. Barbara Baldieri 215. 10/22/95 "THE WEAKER SEX" (1006) Dvora Inwood / Amanda Bearse Peggy and Marcy enroll in a self-defense class, much to the chagrin of Al, who thinks that a woman could never be as manly as a man. But when Peg wrestles a pickpocket while Al stands idly by, the local news hears about it and labels Al a weasely man; he then must devise a scheme to win back his self respect. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Ghengis ..................... Joseph D. Reitman Dot ......................... Dot Jones Thunder ..................... Jody Mullenax Camera Person ............... Jonathan Fahn Biker Chick ................. Deanna Booher Bartender ................... Mike McKenna Guy in Line ................. Steve Valentine Biker ....................... Bruce Michael Paine Interviewer ................. Jeb Stuart 216. 10/29/95 "FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE" (1007) Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen In order to join the NO MA'AM group, Bud must go through an initiation process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an autograph of King Kong Bundy. Bud not only gains backstage access by dressing up in a bumblebee suit, he ends up in the ring facing the star wrestler as well. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Louise ...................... Alix Elias himself ..................... King Kong Bundy Bouncer ..................... Michael Clark Duncan Natalie ..................... Carrie Genzel Ring Announcer .............. Jimmy Lennon, Jr. Referee ..................... Frank Lloyd Anytime ..................... Neriah Davis Girl Witch .................. Kate Weiskpof 217. 11/05/95 "BLONDE AND BLONDER" (1008) Stacie Lipp & Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen Kelly and her best friend from high school go to their class reunion to find out that the nerdiest quy is now a rich hunk. The girls decide to compete to see who can have their way with him first. Back at home, Marcy's bank is having a "guns for toys" drive. In the spirit of giving, the Bundys donate some toy guns for the occasion. Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Eric ........................ Casper Van Dien Jessica ..................... Sarahann Morris Fireman Roberto ............. Armando Garza Debbie ...................... Tina New Policeman ................... Bert L. Cook Chad ........................ Troy Fromin 218. 11/19/95 "THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY" (1011) Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse Al and Jefferson go fishing, but when they arrive at the lodge they are told that Shannon Tweed, a famous actress, has taken their reservation and there are no more cabins available. When Al and Jefferson return home, they discover that they have a naked picture of Sandy in a hot tub, and they hold a tabloid auction to see which publication will offer the highest price. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly take Lucky to a commercial audition for Hungry Puppy Dog food, and the only way Lucky will perform is if Kelly demonstrates the tricks first. herself ..................... Shannon Tweed Randolph .................... Joe Sagal Director .................... Leland Orser The Trash ................... Alden Millikan Inga ........................ Shae Marks Star Disher ................. Jasmin Paul Helga ....................... Donna D'Errico Stage Mom ................... Mary Harper-Johns [Daily Scandal ............... Joey Dente] [TV Announcer (V.O.) ......... Kevin Schoen] 219. 11/26/95 "DUD BOWL II" (1009) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk's most famous football legend. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes that it is him; but, Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another former Polk football star. And, when she discovers that Terry Bradshaw once attended Polk for 2 months, she is certain that she has found her man. himself ..................... Terry Bradshaw Cheerleader ................. Jennifer Wade [Newscaster (V.O.) ........... Roger Rose] 220. 12/03/95 "BEARLY MEN" (1010) [11/03/95] Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen When the Bundys travel to Wanker County to persuade Peg's dad to come retrieve his wife, Al and Bud must somehow prove their manliness to Peg's dad. They go hunting and bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods. Back in Chicago they are in for a big surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on the Bundys and the city. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Vendor ...................... Frank Lloyd Gang Guy..................... Algelo Vacco Mamie ....................... Vicki E. Milbourne 221. 12/10/95 "LOVE CONQUERS AL" (1013) [12/01/95] Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh / Amanda Bearse Al and Peg go with her father and mother to Dr. Richelieu's marriage retreat and water slide park, hoping to patch things up between the two. At home, Kelly invites her new lust interest, Carlos, over to the house. Carlos agrees to the date only if Bud will keep his virginal sister, Esmerelda, occupied. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Carlos ...................... Mark Esponoza Dr. Richelieu ............... Edward Hibbert Esmerelda ................... Christina Solis Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Pancake ..................... Tiffany Granath Clown ....................... Kevin Lee Bickford Phillip ..................... David Sederholm Naomi ....................... Glori Golding 222. 12/17/95 "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER" (1012) [11/17/95] Scott Zimbler & Joel Valentincic / Sam W. Orender Al gives a lonely Griff 20 free minutes on 1-900-YUMMY for Christmas, a phone sex line that soon has Griff hooked as a regular customer. When Al discovers who the voice of Griff's phone sex partner really is he then tries to keep Griff from going through with his plan of asking "Butter" to spend the holidays with him. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Belinda ..................... Danica Sheridan Cindy ....................... Venessia Valentino Bobby ....................... Dijon Williams Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman Butter (V.O.) ............... Jennifer Martin 223. 01/07/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1)" (1014) Davora Inwood / Gerry Cohen Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Also, Bud borrows money from the Mob to finance an exercise video starring Kelly and Latin hunk Rafael. During the shoot Kelly and Rafael get into a huge fight, each storming off to their dressing rooms. At the end of Part 1, Bud finds out that the backers of the video are dangerous hoods who threaten his life should the video not get made. To save himself, Bud must get Kelly and Ramon to finish the video. Gino ........................ Richard Moll Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz 224. 01/14/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2)" (1015) Daniel O'Keefe / Gerry Cohen Bud must complete his video by 5:00 PM or else he will be swimming with the fishes in cement boots. And, the fact that Kelly and Rafael both insist on being the one and only star has Bud sweating to complete his project before The Mob's deadline of 5PM. Meanwhile, Peg and Marcie think that the guys are totally useless since they have been on the roof trying to install the satellite dish for hours. But, the guys are not useless, they just have no use for the women and have retreated to the roof as their new safe haven. Gino ........................ Richard Moll Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey Louise ...................... Alix Elias Bebe ........................ J.J. Johnston Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa 225. 02/04/96 "CALENDAR GIRL" (1016) Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse Al and Bud get competitive with Floyd Babcock (owner of the rival shoe store in the mall) and his son, Little Floyd, when Bud and Little Floyd must complete a project for their business class. Bud's idea is to make a "Women of Trumaine" calendar; when he hires Crystal, a gorgeous co-ed, to be the calendar's cover girl, Al and Floyd decide to put their money together and take the project national. Crystal is strangely reluctant to "go national" in a string bikini and Bud must work overtime to convince her to pose. [Note: the end credits feature Bud still staring into an empty TV screen] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Floyd ....................... Victor Raider-Wexler Crystal ..................... Krista Allen Little Floyd ................ John Patrick White Pilgrim Girl ................ Patty Breton Woman #1 .................... Tina New TV Host ..................... Robin Krieger 226. 02/11/96 "THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C" (1019) Jimmy Alack & Jim Kelly / Sam W. Orender On the D'Arcy's anniversary, Marcy makes Jefferson promise they will spend a quiet, romantic evening together alone, and that he won't hang around Al. Naturally, Jefferson gets lured away to the nudie bar by Al and the NO MA'AM guys. One thing leads to the next and a drunken Al and Jefferson go to a tattoo shop where Jefferson decides to get Marcy the ultimate anniversary gift - an "I Love Marcy" tattoo. Only problem is that the tattoo artist has been partying with them and ends up giving him an "I Love Mary" tattoo. Al must help him figure out a way to get this past Marcy. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Doctor #1 ................... David Pires Doctor #2 ................... Robert E. Almodovar Sierra Madre ................ Cindyana Lair Lap Dancer .................. Traci Bingham Harris ...................... Nick Danger O'Malley .................... Monty Ash 227. 02/18/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 1)" (1017) Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen Bud and his nerdy fraternity brothers decide to go to Ft. Lauderdale for Spring Break and have their airline tickets and hotel rooms booked. When Kelly and her friends learn of Bud's plans they hustle them out of their tickets by way of seduction. The shoe store is sold out due to the large amount of women who want shoes to wear with their bikinis, so he and Griff go to Ft. Lauderdale with Jefferson, who is an alumni judge in a bikini contest for his fraternity. Marcy stops by the Bundys' to check in on things and winds up seeing Jefferson and Al on television in a news story about Spring Break. It's a road trip with Marcy, Bud and his friends. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby Achmed ...................... S. Kyle Parker Lana ........................ Faith Salie Natalie ..................... Shannon Escher Scarlett .................... Tonya Watts 228. 02/25/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 2)" (1018) Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen It turns out that the bikini contest that Jefferson is judging has $10,000 prize for first place, so Kelly enters the contest. Al and Griff wind up as judges with Jefferson posing as his frat brothers. They concoct a scheme to have Kelly win the contest, but no one can find out Al and Kelly are related. Marcy, Bud and his friends finally make it to Florida after having every imaginable detour. When they arrive Marcy finds out about the contest and tries to expose Al. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby Achmed ...................... Kyle Parker Parley Wayne ................ Micky Jones Waitress .................... Denise Hulsey Marla ....................... Renee Tenyson Life Guard #1 ............... Brad Nickell Life Guard #2 ............... Scott Gurney Claudia ..................... Marie Caldare Policeman ................... Todd Glass Angela ...................... Meadow Williams [Life Guard #3 ............... Bailey Lutegert] [Judge Wong .................. Warren Tabata] [Missy Cameron ............... Jami Music] [Tammy Grindstaff-Burke ...... Jennifer Echols] [Lucky (V.O.) ................ Kim Weiskopf ] 229. 03/17/96 "TURNING JAPANESE" (1020) Fran E. Kaufer / Sam W. Orender Marcy is up for a big promotion at her Japanese-owned bank. Since the owner of the bank is in town, she invites them over for a traditional Japanese dinner. The owner is incredibly bored with the D'Arcy's until he hears the backfire of Al's Dodge coming from outside. It turns out he is a huge fan of American cars and needs Al's car to complete his collection. Marcy convinces the owner that she will take care of everything. Al uses this information to force Marcy to wine and dine him and the owner at the nudie bar, not to mention the $50K he thinks the guy will pay for the car. Things get out of hand at the bar when the bank owner gets on stage with a dancer and the police show up. Mr. Shimokawa ............... Pat Morita Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba Officer Stan ................ Todd Parker Japanese Al ................. Darrell Kunitomi Bambi ....................... Angela Spangler 230. 03/24/96 "AL GOES TO THE DOGS" (1022) Garry B. Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Sam W. Orender Al decides to build a doghouse for Lucky but, when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the backyard, Marcy has the building inspector inspect Al's work. When the inspector informs Al that the little house is not up to "code," he, along with the help of Kelly's boyfriend, Carlos, end up tearing down and rebuilding several times to get it right. Carlos ...................... Mark Espinoza Inspector Fitzpatrick ....... Ian Patrick Williams Turquoise ................... Angela Strader Foreman ..................... Don Dowe 231. 04/14/96 "ENEMIES" (1024) [04/05/96] Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp & Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen Tom, a handsome delivery guy, is on the rocks again with his gorgeous girlfriend, Shannon, and so when he meets Kelly delivering a package to the Bundy's, he asks her out for the evening. Shannon, to spite Tom, asks out a handsome millionaire, and the four of them end up at the local greasy spoon. The evening gets more and more x-rated as Tom and Shannon try to outdo each other with their dates. [Note: end credits feature Al and Henry watching TV on the couch, while Kelly waits] Henry ....................... Alan Thicke Shannon ..................... Nicole Eggert Tom ......................... Matt Borlenghi Maria ....................... Terri Ivens Keiko ....................... Milissa Chan George ...................... Phill Lewis Jackson ..................... Chris Young Claire ...................... Jean Speegle Howard Edwin ....................... Rance Howard [Maria ....................... Maria Celedonio] 232. 04/28/96 "BUD HITS THE BOOKS" (1021) [02/23/96] Stacie Lipp / Sam W. Orender Bud is in finals and must pull some good grades to graduate. Only problem is that he is going out with a hot new girl and sex is getting in the way of his studies. They make a pact to remain celibate until finals are over. Bud can't concentrate at home because Al subscribed to the new Biggun's Channel, so he goes to the school library. He just can't keep his mind off sex. The librarian lets Bud use a private room so he can study quietly, but now all of his books are conjuring up sexual images. He can't take it any longer and "takes care of business" in the study room. Little does he know that there is a video camera mounted in the room and Bud finds himself brought up on conduct charges by the university. It's up to Al, Marcy and the NO MA'AM guys to mount his defense. Despite everything, Bud still manages to graduate. Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer Dean ........................ Will Utay Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente Voice of Bob Packwood ....... Ed Gilbert 233. 05/05/96 "KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN" (1023) [03/08/96] Story: Todd Newman, Teleplay: Dvora Inwood / Sam W. Orender Marcy keeps nagging Jefferson to get a job, so he hires Bud as his agent hoping to get some quick money doing commercials. Bud ends up getting Jefferson and Kelly a gig where they play a couple in a coffee commercial. The spot catches on with the public and the coffee company decides to shoot more commercials, including one where they must kiss. This makes both Al and Marcy uncomfortable, so Bud convinces them that it's completely innocent... and invites them down to the set. When Al and Marcy arrive they find that the set-up is a little different than they expected - Jefferson and Kelly are to be kissing in bed together. Al and Marcy end up doing the commercial instead! [Note: end credits feature Al and Marcy in bed, still rehearsing for the coffee commercial] Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Director .................... Leland Orser Lance ....................... Brian Stewart Linda ....................... Andrea Nittoli Dina ........................ Karen Lynn Scott Becca ....................... Susan Slome 234. 05/19/96 "TORCH SONG DUET" (1025) Donelle Q. Buck Al and Griff are listening to the sports quiz show on the radio - the winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Olympics as well as running one of the Chicago legs of the torch-carrying relay. Al has been banned from the station, so he feeds the answers to Griff who ends up winning the contest. Al begs and pleads to at least run the torch until Griff finally gives in. Moments later, a beautiful woman tells Griff how hot she think he would be running the torch and Griff goes back on the deal. On the day of the relay the media camp is set up in the shoe store, questioning Al on what it is like to work with Griff. Al can't take it anymore and tackles Griff as he runs by with the torch. They end up wrestling in the fountain and the torch flame goes out for the first time in Olympic history. The Atlanta games are postponed as they have to take the torch back to Greece to start the relay over. Himself ..................... Larry Brown Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester Himself ..................... Roy Jones, Jr. Flint Guccione .............. Richard Kline Miranda ..................... Teresa Parente Marla ....................... Renee Tenison Carla ....................... Rosie Tenison Model #1 .................... Petra Verkaik Model #2 .................... Victoria Fuller Reporter #1 ................. Burke Roberts Reporter #2 ................. Nikki Dunn Alex ........................ Alex Carl Himself ..................... Bo Jackson 235. 05/26/96 "THE JOKE'S ON AL" (1026) [04/05/96] Calvin Brown, Jr. Al and Jefferson are in a practical joke contest - always one-upping the other. A beautiful woman comes to the Bundys' door claiming to be an old friend of Peg's. When the woman starts coming on to Al, he is sure it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes. He goes along with the idea and even takes it as far as planning a mock-wedding to get the upper hand. It turns out that the woman had held a grudge against Peg for many years and plains on going through with the wedding. Peg and Ephraim show up in time to save the day. Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester himself ..................... Gary Coleman June ........................ Deborah Harmon Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell Ike ......................... Tom McCleister Male Detective .............. Mark Sellers Female Detective ............ G. Jordan Moore Executioner ................. Bert L. Cook --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** ELEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1996-97) ** Season 11 Listings Complied by: ------------------------------- Andreas Carl {ancarl@studi.unizh.ch} http://privat.schlund.de/bundyology Grail {u4d41@keele.ac.uk} http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks38/grl/index.htm Ralph Morse {RalphMorse@msn.com} http://members.aol.com/RMorse0620 Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy Lucky the Dog ....................... Lucky Production staff: Co-Executive Producer ............... Russell Marcus Vince Cheung Ben Montanio Executive Producer .................. Pamela Eells Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Consulting Producer ................. Richard Gurman Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 236. 09/28/96 "TWISTED" (1103) Richard Gurman Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone rushing to his basement bedroom. [Note: between the directed by/written by freeze frame and the rolling end credits, there is an epilogue where Kelly is Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, talking to a scarecrow] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Jennifer Lyons .............. Ariel Donna Pieroni ............... Sandy Christine Moore ............. Gorgeous Woman Steven Shenbaum ............. Scarecrow 237. 10/05/96 "CHILDREN OF THE CORNS" (1102) Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse * Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff cooperate to blackmail their boss, Gary, when they learn she's using illegal workers to make shoes. [Note: in the epilogue, Bud is still working and Peg is wearing shoes he made] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Janet Carroll ............... Gary Teresa Parente .............. Miranda Lee Arnone-Briggs ........... Woman Customer Louisa Abernathy ............ Christy Christopher Elwood .......... Delivery Guy Patrick T. O'Brien .......... Bob Thompson Erick Vasques ............... Immigrant Child #1 Cherisse Ligot .............. Immigrant Child #2 Richard Ornelas ............. Thug 238. 10/12/96 "KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT" (1106) Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Amanda Bearse * A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause; Al rides along, in uniform, when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan. [Note: in the original airing, there was a seamless switch from the preceding show "Cops" to Al and Jefferson watching the end credits of "Cops"; in the epilogue, Bud is discussing with Tina Yothers] Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan Nancy Linari ................ Sister Benedicta David Pressman .............. Mike Peter Kerr .................. Cab Driver Te Mark Flack ............... Real Cop Bryan Rasmussen ............. Burglar Gerry Lock .................. Old Lady Lewis Dauber ................ Sketch Artist Bert L. Cook ................ Cab Driver #2 Tina Yothers ................ herself 239. 11/10/96 "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1)" (1107) Steve Faber & Bob Fisher With his beloved Dodge sputtering, Al recalls happier times in the car, while the rest of the Bundys feign a worldwide search for the necessary fuel pump. Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher Cliff Bemis ................. Al's Dad Hannah Swanson .............. Young Kelly 240. 11/17/96 "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2)" (1109) Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse * Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new sports car that turns out to be another lemon, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. [Note: in the epilogue, Al drives through a show room window] Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Tom McCleister .............. Ike Michael Sorich .............. Fidel Castro Gary Gribbs ................. Cal Stevens 241. 11/24/96 "A BUNDY THANKSGIVING" (1111) Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio / Amanda Bearse * Al's pursuit of aunt Maddie's traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to her funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's new pet turkey. [Note: in the epilogue, sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott are watching Al's run out of the church in the Fox sports studio] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff James Brown ................. himself Terry Bradshaw .............. himself Howie Long .................. himself Ronnie Lott ................. himself Beau Billingslea ............ Reverend Hightower Ann Weldon .................. Aunt Maddie Lakeitcha Hurd .............. Mourner #1 Virginia Capers ............. Mourner #2 Patricia Belcher ............ Eunetta Nick La Tour ................ Old Man Caroline Jones .............. Woman Miles Marsico ............... Boy Vivian Bonnell .............. Mourner #3 242. 12/01/96 "THE JUGGS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING" (1108) Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio On vacation in Branson, Missouri, Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette (who has a cameo) after winning a talent contest as a singing duo. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Tammy Wynette ............... herself Brent Hinkley ............... Cletus Nicole Nagorsky ............. Daughter Ritchie Montgomery .......... Emcee Doug Reid ................... Buford Dan Reid .................... Elmo 243. 12/22/96 "GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN" (1113) Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Amanda Bearse * Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal Mary and Joseph from the D'Arcys' nativity scene. Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Janet Carroll ............... Gary Jonathan Mangum ............. Hal Kevin Lamont Smith .......... Biff Mary Stein .................. Judge #2 Amy Lyndon .................. Mall Manager Steven Anthony Lawrence ..... Kid #1 Lynette Bennett ............. Judge #1 Christian McLaughlin * ...... Reindeer Dancer 244. 12/29/96 "CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY" (1105) Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse * On Al's birthday, all the fat women he has insulted put him on trial. Meanwhile, Bud & Kelly try to tint the windows on his Dodge as a birthday gift. [Note: in the epilogue, Kelly and Bud show the Dodge to Al] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Diana Bellamy ............... Shirley Cassi Davis ................. Patty Danica Sheridan ............. Matilda Jennifer Echols ............. Gwen Helen Siff .................. Leona Kelly Goodman ............... Barbara Nicola Nagorsky ............. Penelope 245. 01/06/97 "THE STEPFORD PEG" (1101) Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Amanda Bearse * After Peggy gets amnesia, Al reprograms her. The result is a woman who cooks, cleans and even accepts a ring girl when Al invites the guys over to watch wrestling. Harold Sylvester ............ Griff E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney Tom McLeister ............... Ike Ron-Ann Frey ................ Sally Larry McKay ................. TV Announcer 246. 01/13/97 "BUD ON THE SIDE" (1110) Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Sam W. Orender Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming it could lead him to a fling with Al's boss, Gary. Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Janet Caroll ................ Gary Mink Stole .................. Edna Chris Bonno ................. Contractor David Alan Graf ............. Delivery Guy #1 John Talamantez ............. Delivery Guy #2 247. 01/20/97 "GRIME AND PUNISHMENT" (1104) Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Sam W. Orender After Al starts charging Bud rent, a building inspector labels him a slumlord and confines him to Bud's basement room until he makes the required repairs. Marianne Muellereile ........ Health Inspector 248. 01/27/97 "T*R*A*S*H" (1114) Teleplay: Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern, Story: Todd Newman & David Faustino * / Amanda Bearse * Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join military reserves and are subsequently ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson as their leader. [Note: the rejected title of this episode was "An Officer and A Garbage Man"] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff J.J. Johnston ............... Drill Instructor Gonzo Raymond ............... Santo Jerry Giles ................. Du Wayne 249. 02/24/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1)" (1116) Eric Abrams & Matthew Berry / Mark Samuels Peggy and Al together visit a marriage counselor - but wind up leaving separately. Meanwhile, Kelly fights in the ring for a part in a boxing movie. [Note: part 1 and 2 were originally shown as a one-hour episode] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Lisa Robin Kelly ............ Heather Jake Johannsen .............. Dr. H. Longo Kellie Beals ................ Nancy Gerry del Sol ............... Referee 250. 02/24/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2)" (1117) Russell Marcus Sequel. Al lives in a room by the airport. He spies on Peggy in a single bar, where she finds a new beau. Alan Thicke ................. Bruce Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Lisa Melilli ................ Sandy Rosa Blasi .................. Woman #1 Mandy Levin ................. Woman #2 Irene Roseen ................ Woman #3 Christopher Shobe ........... Guy in Bar 251. 03/03/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3)" (1118) Russell Marcus Conclusion. Peggy's new friend loses Bud and Kelly's support when they learn their potential "step-daddy" may force them to find work. Alan Thicke ................. Bruce Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Michael Irpino .............. Clerk 252. 03/10/97 "LIVE NUDE PEG" (1112) Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse * Al and his "NO MA'AM" boys enjoy an amateur night at the nudie bar, where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy. Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney Tom McCleister .............. Ike Iqbal Theba ................. Iqbal Gloria LeRoy ................ Chesty Carmen Morrell .............. Shaney Vanessa A. Dorian ........... Stripper #1 253. 03/17/97 "A BABE IN TOYLAND" (1115) Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin TV stardom goes to Kelly's head when she becomes a hit while subbing for a kiddie-show host after his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get twin beds. Brandon Maggart ............. Uncle Dudley Claire Baron ................ Jordan Richard Israel .............. Court Jester Richard Taylor Olson ........ Bobby Beaver 254. 03/31/97 "BIRTHDAY BOY TOY" (1119) Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy gives him a membership; Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial for the shoe store. Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Stefani Spruill ............. Gloria Kevin Spirtas ............... Instructor Susan Isaacs ................ Woman #1 Sonya Eddy .................. Betty Michelle Mitchell ........... Woman #2 Corinne Reilly .............. Young Woman 255. 04/28/97 "DAMN BUNDYS" (1120) Ben Montanio & Vince Cheung / Richard Correll Al finds that hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the Chicago Bears, so the devil has to make an adjustment. [Note: the rejected title of this episode was "To Hell and Back"] James Brown ................. himself Robert Englund .............. Lucifer John Welsh .................. Clerk John Cirigliano ............. Napoleon Alex Ardenti ................ Hunky Guy Erik Kramer ................. himself Curtis Conway ............... himself Raymont Harris .............. himself 256. 04/28/97 "LEZ BE FRIENDS" (1122) Pamela Eells Marcy expresses jealousy over the popularity of her cousin Mandy, who shares Al's taste for beer, sports - and women. [Note: Amanda Bearse, who plays Marcy and Mandy, is gay in real life] Elaine Hendrix .............. Elaine 257. 05/05/97 "THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR" (1123) Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin The Bundys and the D'Arcys are held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal and her dimwit boyfriend Lonnie who has a meeting of the minds with Kelly. Tricia Cast ................. Starla Charles Esten ............... Lonnie Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Bill Torees ................. Cop 258. 05/05/97 "HOW TO MARRY A MORON" (1124) Teleplay: Russell Marcus & Pamela Eells, Story: Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio Conclusion. Kelly wants to marry Lonnie. Al is happy when he hears that Lonnie is the son of a millionaire, but then he meets him at the nudie bar. [Note: this episode originally aired together with "The Desperate Half-Hour" as a one-hour show and was announced to be the last episode ever; there is a short "tribute" message after the freeze frame: black screen, in elegant white script flashes: "THANK YOU, MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" "FOR ELEVEN GREAT SEASONS" "AND A MILLION LAUGHS."; then the Fox logo in white, then fade out] Charles Esten ............... Lonnie Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Edie McClure ................ Mrs. Tot Gordon Jump ................. Mr. Tot Rance Howard ................ Reverend Lauren Hays ................. Susie T.L. Brooke ................. Tatum Tot Mason Dragotto .............. Jennifer Rena Riffel ................. Stripper #1 259. 06/09/97 "CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE" (1121) Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Mark K. Samuels Al and Griff simply must have the nifty massage chair from the upscale gadget store. Since they are broke, they decide to barter their way to more relaxed muscles. Meanwhile, Kelly practices her newly learned massage techniques on Bud. [Note: this episode almost became another "Lost Show", but it aired 5 weeks after the official "last episode"; in epilogue, there is a chimpanzee dressed like Al in the shoe store] Harold Sylvester ............ Griff Janet Carroll ............... Gary Larry Bagby III ............. Clements James Nardini ............... Chris Matthew Sutherland .......... Grad Michael C. Mahon ............ Larry Abbey Nayor ................. Corn Dog Lady Lisa-Gay Tremblay ........... Cathy Cheryl Rhoads ............... Rachel Gita Isak ................... Gloria --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SPECIALS ** 05/09/92 "BACKSTAGE WITH THE BUNDYS" This half-hour special aired on MTV. It documented the making of the episode "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622), which was taped on 03/13/92. 06/07/93 "A DAY IN THE LIFE" This Fox special featured segments (separately) following Ted McGinley and Amanda Bearse through their normal activities for a day, including the taping of the MWC episode "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) on 3/18/93, which Amanda directed. 02/05/95 "THE BEST OF BUNDY: MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN'S 200th EPISODE" This half-hour tribute to Married With Children was hosted by George Plimpton, and preceded the airing of the episode "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917). 04/30/95 "MY FAVORITE MARRIED..." (SP9535) Married... With Children cast members Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, and Ted McGinley share their most memorable "Bundy" moments from the past nine seasons. This half-hour Fox special aired after the episode "PUMP FICTION" (925). 11/26/95 "AL BUNDY SPORTS SPECTACULAR" This half-hour special hosted by Roy Firestone, features various Married With Children sports-related highlights. It aired after the episode "DUD BOWL II" (1009). Producer: Bob Campbell Director: William Brown Writer: Paul Wales [continued in part 4] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS: a. __ b __ " episode title " ( c ) [ d ] {e/f} writer(s) / director a. episode number by airing order d. date of taping b. original air date e. rating c. production code f. ratings share --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Note: you may freely distribute this guide in electronic form for personal use, provided it is distributed in it's entirety, and with all original author and copyright information intact. Any sales of this document are expressly forbidden, without the specific consent of the author. [ Season 11 Listings Complied by: Andreas Carl, Grail, Ralph Morse ] [ Copyright (c) 1997, Dean Adams. 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