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MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 2/5)

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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
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                          P R O G R A M   G U I D E

                                by Dean Adams 

                             {dnadams@nyx.net}
                            www.nyx.net/~dnadams

                              (December, 1997)

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                   **  SIXTH SEASON EPISODES (1991-92)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                               Ellen L. Fogle

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Ron Leavitt

         Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
         Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
         Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                               Larry Jacobson
     
         Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 106. 09/08/91  "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)"  (601)   [Taped: 08/16/91]
 Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

 In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are 
 expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces 
 the same.  This is the end of the world for Al.  Kelly and Bud are not 
 very pleased either, and they take it out on him.

   ["Baby" (in dream) ........... Abraham Benrubi] 



 107. 09/15/91  "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)"  (602)   [08/23/91]
 Kevin Curran

 Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some 
 solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for 
 belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory.

    Bartender ................... Monty Hoffman 
    Girl Vendor ................. Lisa Saxton 
    Man with nose ............... Joey Sagal 
    Girl Dancer ................. Cyndi Pass 



 108. 09/22/91  "IF AL HAD A HAMMER"  (603)   [08/30/91]  {15.7/24}
 Kevin Curran

 Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room
 for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out.  Meanwhile, Bud
 builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody
 else can seem to remember it right.

    Jill ........................ Bobbie Phillips 
    Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd 
    Harriet ..................... Sharyn Leavitt 
    Nelvia ...................... Ellerine! 
    Betsy ....................... Catherine Rusoff 
    Melba ....................... Gita Isak 
    Melvin ...................... Rick Scarry 
    Harry ....................... Jeff Michalski 
    Herb ........................ Anthony S. Johnson 
    Sony ........................ Bill Cho Lee 



 109. 09/29/91  "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD"  (604)   [09/06/91]  {14.6/22}
 Teleplay: Brian Scully,  Story: Allan Davis

 Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition,
 and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells
 his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. [Note: Al uses the following
   nicknames in this episode: Al "The King" Bundy, Al "Icky" Bundy,
   Al "Hercules" Bundy, Al "Daddy" Bundy]
  
    Doug ........................ David Dario
    James ....................... Bert L. Cook
    Adam ........................ B.T. Taylor
    Tony ........................ Tom Perna
    Slick Stick Jackson ......... James Paradise
    Kid ......................... Christian Guzek



 110. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91]
 Stacie Lipp                                                      {13.9/21}

 While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings
 (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-
 baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes
 food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to 
 replace the pregzilla Peggy.

    Bum ......................... Robert Lesser 
    Topsy ....................... Renee Tenison 
    Mrs.Garcia .................. Terri Hoyos 
    Mopsy ....................... Rosie Tenison 
    Bathsheba ................... Lisa Saxton 
    Jorge ....................... Seth Dillon 
    Salmoe ...................... Tonya Offer 



 111. 10/13/91  "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE"  (606)   [09/27/91]  {12.1/17}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy 
 goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with 
 her cousins.

    Cousin Eb ................... William Sanderson 
    Possum Boy .................. John Gerard 
    Cousin Effie ................ Joey Lauren Adams 
    Young Kit ................... Patrick Cranshaw 



 112. 10/27/91  "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW"  (607)   [10/11/91]
 Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *

 Despite  overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake, 
 Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses.   But once 
 fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him.  
  [Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode]

    Wally ....................... Robert Fieldsteel 
    TV Announcer ................ Gene Baxter 



 113. 11/03/91  "GODS SHOES"  (608)   [10/18/91]
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god", 
 whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money 
 that Jefferson took from Marcy.

    Sidney Rimhollow ............ Tim Kazurinsky 
    Host ........................ Larry Jacobson * 
    Bob ......................... Brad Parker 
    Lola ........................ Megan O'Hara 
    Scary Mary .................. June Foray 



 114. 11/10/91  "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)"  (609)   [10/25/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school
 teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
 "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and 
 some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut
 of the week.  This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested.

    Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt LeBlanc 
    Talk Show Host .............. Dinah Lenney 
    Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes 
    Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra 
    Samantha .................... Georgi Irene 
    Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman 
    Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer 



 115. 11/17/91  "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)"  (610)   [11/01/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Conclusion.  Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network
 brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous)
 suggestions.  [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall
  "Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew",
  "Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and 
  staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.]

    Jeff Littlehead ............. Jon Lovitz 
    Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra 
    Rock Turboman ............... Pete Steinfeld 
    Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman 
    Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes 
    Samantha .................... Georgi Irene 
    Stage Manager ............... Cleveland O'Neal 
    Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer 
    Hair Dresser ................ Victor Hugo Basso 
    Gig Fontaine ................ Garth Ancier 
    Girl #1 ..................... Megan O'Hara 
    Girl #2 ..................... Denise Lee Richards 



 116. 11/24/91  "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK"  (611)   [11/08/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by
 a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her
 expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle.  Before that
 can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife.
 Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange
 dream.  [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being
  absent since show #607]

    Vanessa Van Pelt ............ Traci Lords 
    Adolph Van Pelt ............. Anthony James 
    Bruce Van Pelt .............. David Sederholm 
    Leonard Van Pelt ............ Frank Lloyd 
    Tanya Van Pelt .............. Nicole Chamberlain 
    Sandy ....................... David Wells 
    Colonel Van Pelt ............ John Randolph 
    Jack Dallas ................. Ron Leavitt * 



 117. 12/01/91  "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT"  (612)  [11/15/91]  {14.0/20}
 Stacie Lipp

 Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's
 new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim
 that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie".

    Ricki ....................... Jessica Hahn 
    Leona ....................... Maggi Montgomery 



 118. 12/22/91  "I WHO HAVE NOTHING"  (613)   [12/06/91]  {12.1/19}
 Katherine Green

 The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a 
 former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al.


 Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber   Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
 Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott 



 119. 01/05/92  "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND"  (614)  [12/13/91]  {13.8/20}
 Kevin Curran

 Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl 
 excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving.
 Meanwhile Peg invites the D'Arcy's over to play a new board game called
 "Ethical Dilemma".

 Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips     Biff ............. Dan Clark 



 120. 01/19/92  "JUST SHOE IT"  (615)   [01/10/92]  {12.4/19}
 Lisa Chernin

 Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk 
 High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy?

    Director .................... Steve Vinovich
    Caterer ..................... Tom Reilly
    Receptionist ................ Elizabeth Giordano
    Al's Feet ................... Frank Lloyd
    Casting Executive ........... George C. Simms
    Himself ..................... Steve Carlton
    Himself ..................... Sugar Ray Leonard
    Himself ..................... Ed "Too Tall" Jones 
    Commercial Announcer ........ Jay Gardner



 121. 02/09/92  "RITES OF PASSAGE"  (616)   [01/24/92]  {12.0/16}
 Ilunga Adell

 Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers 
 him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first 
 bar fight.  Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony.   [Note: this 
  episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been 
  provided by staff writer Kevin Curran.  Also, instead of the normal 
  still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky
  playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ]
 
    Sticky the Clown ............ Roger Hewlett
    Roxanne ..................... Gina Puzo
    Man ......................... Carl Ciarfalio
    Gorgo ....................... Frank Lloyd
    Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran *



 122. 02/16/92  "THE EGG AND I"  (617)   [01/31/92]  {14.2/20}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for 
 reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg. 

    Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison
    F.B.I. Man .................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    News Anchor ................. Larry McKay
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran*] 



 123. 02/23/92  "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX"  (619)   [02/14/92]  {14.0/20}
 Larry Jacobson

 It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from 
 Al...  Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest,
 which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be 
 no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first.  The answer: tricking
 them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share 
 sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone.

    Stan ........................ Fred Willard 
    V.J. ........................ Roger Rose 
    Himself ..................... Edd Byrnes 
    Themselves .................. Anthrax 



 124. 03/01/92  "PSYCHIC AVENGERS"  (618)   [02/07/92]  {13.4/20}
 Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse *

 Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly
 TV Guide.  When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he
 has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda".  To keep him quiet,
 Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the
 whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in.  Can Al unite the five
 psychic bosses of Chicago?  Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?

    Madam Inga .................. Candice Azzara 
    Big Bob ..................... Travis Venable 
    Zelmo ....................... Steven Trevor 
    Hakbar ...................... Z.Z. Clark 
    Psychic #1 .................. Larry Udy 
    Old Lady .................... Barbara Perry 
    Thursday Markowitz........... . Andy Flaster 
    Buck the Man ................ Kevin Curran * 



 125. 03/22/92  "HI I.Q."  (620)   [02/21/92]  {14.7/22}
 Steve Crider

 An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is
 issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud.  When they discover the real reason 
 behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the 
 usual Bundy charm (and violence).  Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
 Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required".  This
 challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
 watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.


    Scott ....................... Joshua Rifkind
    Guard ....................... Gary Epp
    Delbert ..................... James Quarter
    Margie ...................... Rana Mack
    Ralph ....................... Christopher M. Brown
    Man ......................... Tim Hill 



 126. 04/05/92  "TEACHER PETS"  (621)   [03/06/92]  {14.7/22}
 Katherine Green

 Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested
 in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student 
 smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself.  Meanwhile, Peggy 
 has a cold.  Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating
 Bundy defeat?  Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along)
 with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad",
 while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI]

    Darlene ..................... Charlotte Ross 
    Kid ......................... Ric Coy 
    Miss McGowen ................ Linda Gibboney 
    Ernie ....................... Bert L. Cook 
    Mrs. Mariner ................ Lillian Adams 



 127. 04/19/92  "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL"  (622)   [03/13/92]  {13.4/22}
 Stacie Lipp

 When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job
 as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park.   When this is threatened by
 her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land"
 where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud).
 Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around
 the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room.

    Mr. Nielsen ................. Louis Mustillo
    Tour Guide .................. Edd Hall
    Janitor ..................... Hal Landon, Jr.
    Guy ......................... Mitchell Dean
    Kid #1 ...................... Sean Fox
    Kid #2 ...................... Lindsey France
    Voice of Master Po .......... Dana Lee

 

 128. 04/26/92  "THE GAS STATION SHOW"  (623)   [03/20/92]  {13.1/20}
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
 proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first
 they must push the Dodge to a gas station.  Unfortunately Al is broke 
 after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids
 the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps.
 When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive 
 contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team.  This leaves
 Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women.

    Hilgar ...................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 
    Joe ......................... Phil Buckman 
    Jim ......................... Colby Chester 
    Betty ....................... Leah Ayres 
    Jim jr ...................... Jeffrey Roth 
    Betty jr .................... Marisa Theodore 
    Stacey ...................... Andrea Leithe 
    Ulla ........................ Peggy Trentini 
    Karin ....................... Anna Keller 
    Olga ........................ Sherlock Ganz 
    Eva ......................... Jane Frances 



 129. 05/03/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)"  (624)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {12.9/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
 which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of 
 male Bundys---and there are just two left.  Back in 1653, an ancestor 
 of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed 
 a curse on the village and all future male Bundys.  The Lower Uncton
 residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in 
 order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die
 outside the city so the curse becomes permanent and Lower Uncton stays
 as their tourist attraction.  [Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and 
  Stacie Lipp do a walk-on appearance together; LJ says "shoe salesman"]

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
    Poxilda ..................... Helena Carroll 
    Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran * 
    Voice of Nearby Dogs ........ Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye *



 130. 05/10/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)"  (625)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {12.5/20}
 Stacie Lipp

 After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive 
 in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she 
 is a "city girl".  Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up
 with their luggage.  Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a 
 warning that the family is in danger.  She must somehow find her way 
 to Lower Uncton, before it's too late.

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]



 131. 05/17/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)"  (626)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {11.6/18}
 Kevin Curran

 With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind
 them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger.
 Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued
 by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns.
 Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's
 ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on 
 concession sales.  Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a
 good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club.  [Note: the England
  Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.]

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]


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                   **  SEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1992-93)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp
         Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman
                                               Michael G. Moye

         Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                               Ellen L. Fogle

         Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt
         Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson

         Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 132. 09/13/92  "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN"  (701)   [08/21/92]  {14.9/23}
 Arthur Silver

 The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts
 a new year.  In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and 
 wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year
 old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy.  She sees 
 this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try.
 Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie"
  [Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode]

    Zemus ....................... Bobcat Goldthwait 
    Ida Mae ..................... Linda Blair 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 133. 09/20/92  "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP"  (702)
 Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle                   [08/28/92]   {13.1/20}

 While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses 
 men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date.

    Ralph ....................... Corey Feldman 
    Lorraine .................... Liz Vassey 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    D.J. ........................ Dusty Street 
   [girl ........................ Lisa Rieffel] 



 134. 09/27/92  "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY"  (703)   [09/04/92]  {12.1/18}
 Richard Gurman

 When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a 
 date for him at random.  Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost
 his birthday to the new kid.  Peggy decides to have a party for Seven
 at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the
 public park private for his own son's party.  [Note: Kelly's birthday
  is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd]

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Phillip ..................... Andrew Masset 
    Gwen ........................ Sherry Rooney 
    Parachuter .................. Frank Lloyd 
    Worker ...................... Weston Blakesley 
    Brian ....................... Ted Roberts 



 135. 10/04/92  "AL ON THE ROCKS"  (704)   [09/14/92]  {14.3/22}
 Andrew Smith

 When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill,
 Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where 
 it's the bartender who's topless.  Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other
 Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Gladys ...................... Diane Delano 
    Patron #1 ................... Sherlock Ganz 
    Woman ....................... Laurel Ollstein 
 


 136. 10/11/92  "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE"  (705)   [09/25/92]  {12.9/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the
 heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in
 the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt
 to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al.  Unfortunately, the only
 thing Al wants is a steak dinner.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Sales Lady .................. Penelope Windust 
    Guy ......................... Keith Coulouris 
    Girl ........................ Jocelyn Kelly 



 137. 10/25/92  "FRAT CHANCE"  (706)   [10/02/92]  {12.3/19}
 Larry Jacobson

 To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity
 "Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage)
 lacks fun... and women.  A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna
 get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel 
 some breasts".

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Ahmed ....................... S. Kyle Parker 
    Francis ..................... Andy Milder 
    Gus ......................... Elek Hartman 
    Girl ........................ Kathleen McClellan 
    Gerri ....................... Jamie Luner 



 138. 11/01/92  "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY"  (707)   [10/16/92]  {9.8/14}
 Stacie Lipp

 The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness-
 and a new 2 cent beer tax.  When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys
 hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging.  [Note: Ron Leavitt 
 and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report);
  Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles]

    Muffy ....................... Kari Coleman 
    News Anchor ................. Cynthia Allison 
    Storekeeper Jim ............. Hartley Silver 
    Doug ........................ Michael Goldfinger 
    Man ......................... Ed Burke 
    Volunteer #1 ................ Pearl Shear 
    Volunteer #2................. Flora Burke 
    Activist #1 ................. Jim Chiros 
    Activist #2 ................. Cynthena Sanders 
    Beer Girl #1 ................ Cindy Margolis 
    Beer Girl #2 ................ Robin Killian 
    Beer Girl #3 ................ Tonya Poole 



 139. 11/08/92  "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE"  (708)   [10/23/92]
 Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *                        {12.0/17}

 Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly.
 This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before.
 Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior
 to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.

    Wayne ....................... Brian Doyle-Murray 
    Miss Parker ................. Charlotte Booker 
    Carol ....................... Lisa Robin Kelly 
    Girl ........................ Aubree Mazzola 
    Customer .................... Bert Cook 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 140. 11/15/92  "ROCK OF AGES"  (709)   [10/30/92]
 Al Aidekman

 When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a
 shoe-selling contest.  The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which
 the family turns into four standbys.  But that doesn't keep them from 
 hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians.  Al masquerades
 as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks".  The Bundys later join
 in to sing for "Old Aid".  [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics] 

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Himself ..................... Spencer Davis 
    Himself ..................... Richie Havens 
    Himself ..................... Robbie Krieger 
    Himself ..................... Mark Lindsay 
    Himself ..................... Peter Noone 
    Himself ..................... John Sebastian 
    Attendant ................... Aaron Lustig 
    Petal ....................... Theresa Lee 
    V.J. ........................ Mark Goodman 



 141. 11/22/92  "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN"  (710)   [11/13/92]
 Stacie Lipp

 Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late 
 western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit".  But where
 does that leave Peggy?

    Funeral Director ............ Dan Castellaneta 
    Priest ...................... James R. Sweeney 
    Man ......................... Emilio Borelli 
    Lorraine .................... Laurel Lockhart 
    Harry ....................... Robert Ackerman 
    Voice of Newscaster ......... Bill Applebaum



 142. 12/13/92  "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY"  (711)   [11/20/92]
 Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon

 Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home 
 and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally 
 discover the money and grant it to themselves.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Julie ....................... Leslie Ryan 
    Bank Nerd #1 ................ Stan Chandler 
    Bank Nerd #2 ................ Tim  Maculan 
    Toni ........................ Jennifer Pusheck 
    Bank Teller ................. Michael Mitz 
    Old Man ..................... Richard Mayer 
    Coed #1 ..................... Alex McLeod 
    Coed #2 ..................... Sabryn Genet 



 143. 12/20/92  "CHRISTMAS"  (712)   [12/11/92]
 Ellen L. Fogle

 In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls 
 christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy,
 Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974).
 Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has 
 caused Al's present predicament.  They sing him the following song:
   With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 
   12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning,
   9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training 
   guard dogs, 5 giving blood!  4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach 
   killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall...

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Bartender ................... Dennis Cockrum 
    Ishowitz .................... Fred Sanders 
    Elf ......................... Kevin Thompson 
    Charity Santa ............... Ed Morgan 
    Matt ........................ Matt Leavitt * 
    Samantha .................... Samantha Leavitt* 
    Santa ....................... Monty Hoffman 
    Freckled Girl ............... Kristen Martin 
    Assistant ................... Sara Shearer 
    Denise ...................... Paula Bernard 
    Lolly ....................... Kristen Semon 
    Polly ....................... Cheri Semon 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]



 144. 01/10/93  "WEDDING SHOW"  (713)   [12/18/92]  {12.4/17}
 Arthur Silver

 The Bundys are going to a family wedding.  Peggy can't decide what to 
 wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams.
 Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight
 black leather is always best.  Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride
 to be much better than he should!  [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly
  a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"]

    Janie ....................... Joey Lauren Adams 
    Corky ....................... Sara Melson 
    Heidi ....................... Andrea Elson 
    Natalie ..................... Robin Killian 



 145. 01/17/93  "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS"  (714)   [01/15/93]
 Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender

 It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing
 trip and make him referee their constant bickering.  Meanwhile, the
 kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Johnny ...................... Joel Gretsch 
    Mindy ....................... Terri Wilgren 



 146. 02/07/93  "HEELS ON WHEELS"  (715)   [01/22/93]
 Stacy Lipp

 Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by
 getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries
 it for herself and gets some good vibrations.  But it is Al who really
 takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least
 until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.

    Lulu ........................ Paris Houghton 
    NBC Announcer ............... Todd McLaren 



 147. 02/14/93  "MR. EMPTY PANTS"  (716)   
 George Tricker

 Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer
 the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex
 symbol.

    Bertha ...................... Cynthia Szigeti 
    Steve ....................... Steve Bean 
    Man ......................... Cain DeVore 
    Antoine ..................... Brian Jensen 
    Fredo ....................... Jack Kenny 
    Candy ....................... Kristi Ducati 
    Sandy ....................... Avalon Anders 
    Mandy ....................... Janne Halskov 
    Anchorman ................... Arthur Hanket 


 
 148. 02/21/93  "YOU CAN'T MISS"  (717)   [02/12/93]
 Joel Valentincic & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse *

 After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game 
 show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results.
 Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from
 knowing what day it is.

    Candy ....................... Chantal Dubay 
    Adam ........................ Bill Maher 
    Henry ....................... Brian Leckner 
    Eugene ...................... Matt Winston 
    Tania ....................... Allison Barron 
    Rodrico ..................... Ron Evans 
    Betty ....................... Kiamalise Budak 
    Carol ....................... Tiffany Sloan 



 149. 02/28/93  "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES"  (718)   [02/19/93]  {12.4/18}
 Richard Gurman

 Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess
 (Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and
 later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as
 the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune
 singing as much as anything else.  The crew is rounded out by Bud, as
 Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the 
 Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck.  Meanwhile, Al has a battle
 of his own with an overflowed toilet.

    Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison 
    Black Bob ................... Eric Menyuk 
    Black Ben ................... Gene LeBell 
    Black Bert .................. Frank Lloyd 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 150. 03/14/93  "GO FOR THE OLD"  (719)   [02/26/93]
 Stacie Lipp

 When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior
 citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games,
 in which he shows--and gets--no mercy.   [Note: an announcer reads 
  the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to
  let the old guy win.  Well, then you haven't been paying attention 
  for the last seven years.  But, what we really wanted to do was to 
  give a lesson to all you folks out there".  Then Al has the last word:
    Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".]

    Ira ......................... E.D. Miller 
    Official .................... Kevin Brief 
    George ...................... George Feinstein 
    Vendor ...................... Mario Roccuzzo 
    Cheerleader ................. Peggy Gilbert 
    Cheerleader ................. Jerrie Thill 
    Cheerleader ................. Georgia Shilling 
    Cheerleader ................. Marian M. Wells 
    Stadium Announcer............ Todd McLaren 



 151. 03/28/93  "UNALFUL ENTRY"  (720)   [03/18/93]
 Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse *

 Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he
 decks him to halt the crime.  Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I
 broke into his face".  [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits:
  Kelly sitting alone, waiting says "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"]

    Laurie Diamond .............. Melanie Chartoff 
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Burglar ..................... Randall "Tex" Cobb 
    Judge ....................... Edwin Owens 
    Sandy ....................... Brooke Stacy Mills 
    Anchorwoman ................. Kari Coleman 



 152. 04/11/93  "MOVIE SHOW"  (721)   [03/19/93]  {10.9}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate 
 her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile 
 boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a
 girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are 
  sitting in the theater and making the following comments:  

  Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great.
  Al:    Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard.
  Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary.
  Bud:   Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle
         [director of photography], I heard they're secretly married.
  Al:    Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man!
         Whoa, here come the Columbia logo!
  ALL:   Booooo!! ]

    Frank ....................... David Boreanaz 
    Usher ....................... Craig Benton 
    Salesgirl ................... Kimberly Brooks 
    Lon ......................... Nick Oleson 
    Liz ......................... Elena Statheros 
    Lex ......................... Phil Dominguez 
    Lil ......................... Anahtt Minasyan 
    Man ......................... Robin Francis Robins 



 153. 04/25/93  "TILL DEATH DO US PART"  (722)   [03/26/93]  {11.0}
 Stacie Lipp

 Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though
 the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy.  Now its up to Al to get
 himself back into shape.  [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the 
  first time in this episode.]

    <no guest cast>



 154. 05/02/93  "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES"  (723)  [04/09/93]  {10.3/15}
 Kevin Curran

 Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store,
 but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him
 back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with 
 a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes".  Meanwhile,
 Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer.

    Ms. Blaub ................... Susan Peretz 
    Manager ..................... Peter Jason 
    Habib #1 .................... S. Kyle Parker 
    Habib #2 .................... Ted Davis 
    Herself ..................... Charlene Tilton 



 155. 05/09/93  "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE"  (724)   [04/16/93]  {9.6/16}
 Larry Jacobson 

 While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his
 cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a 
 Lincoln and a Mercedes.  Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for
 50K, so she starts collecting "K's".  [Note: during the end credits,
  Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50 Gs"]

    Joe ......................... Rob LaBelle 
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 



 156. 05/16/93  "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS"  (725)   [04/23/93]  {12.2/19}
 Arthur Silver

 Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee 
 on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks
 for help from Bud---the guilty party.   

    Jimmy ....................... Abraham Benrubi 
    Dee Anna .................... Barbara Moore 



 157. 05/23/93  "THE PROPOSITION"  (726)   [04/30/93]  {13.1/21}
 Arthur Silver

 Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone
 like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High.  Now she is
 offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but 
 will Peggy agree to give up Al?

    Coco ........................ Vanna White 
    Phil ........................ Kevin Schon 
    Customer .................... Jane Childerhose 


 --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- 



                       -------------------------------
                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
                       -------------------------------


                   **  EIGHTH SEASON EPISODES (1993-94)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman
                                               David Castro

         Co-Producer ......................... Larry Jacobson
         Producer ............................ Stacie Lipp
                                               John Maxwell Anderson

         Supervising Producer ................ Kim Weiskopf
         Associate Producer .................. Michael Greenspon
         Story Editor ........................ Nancy Neufeld
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
         Director (primary) #801-815 ......... Tony Singletary
         Director (primary) #816-826 ......... Gerry Cohen




 158. 09/05/93  "A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?"  (801)  {9.2}
 Kim Weiskopf 

 When Al manages to get prime tickets to an all-star basketball game,
 Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along.  Things turn even
 worse when she trades places with Al just before his former seat is
 chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest.  Meanwhile, Kelly tries to
 net herself a basketball player.

    himself ..................... Vlade Divac 
    himself ..................... Clyde Drexler 
    himself ..................... Xavier McDaniel 
    Team Official ............... Roy Fegan 
    Man Behind Al ............... Gerald Emerick 
    P.A. Announcer .............. Ray Clay 



 159. 09/12/93  "HOOD IN THE BOYZ"  (802)   {10.5}
 Michael G. Moye 

 Al is thrilled when his childhood love asks for his help in dealing
 with a young tough who's been harassing her at her convenience store.
 But how does he explain it to Peggy?

    Ray Ray ..................... Matt Borlenghi 
    Mary Ellen .................. Debra Engle 
    Jackie ...................... Kimberly Paige 
    Bum ......................... Alex Zonn 
    Ray Ray's Girl .............. Skye Bassett 
    Skippy ...................... Chuck LeFever 



 160. 09/19/93  "PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD"  (803)   {9.8}
 Stacie Lipp 

 The family thinks Bud has flipped when they overhear his basement
 conversations with his "cool" alter-ego, who has grown weary of
 Bud's failures with women.  Also, Al has a battle with a voice
 mail system in an effort to get parts for the Dodge.

    Libby ....................... Michelle Nicholas



 161. 09/26/93  "LUCK OF THE BUNDYS"  (804)   {11.2}
 Richard Gurman 

 When Al's luck starts turning good (along with the rest of the 
 Bundys), he knows that he's doomed... thanks to the Bundy curse.

    Weasel ...................... Tom LaGrua 
    Sal ......................... Lee Arenberg 
    Louie ....................... J.J. Johnston 
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Policeman #2 ................ Sean N. Sickner 



 162. 10/03/93  "BANKING ON MARCY"  (805)   {11.5}
 Stacie Lipp / Tony Singletary

 Marcy's method for overcoming her fear of public speaking involves
 fantasizing that she's elsewhere, which is a real treat for her
 audience.  Meanwhile, Al gets hooked on rap videos.

    Moderator ................... Beau Billingslea 
    Dr. Angela .................. Marilyn Kagan 



 163. 10/10/93  "NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK"  (806)   {10.7}
 Ralph Farquhar 

 Confident they can share, Kelly and Bud pool their money to buy 
 a car, which both want--but neither will surrender--for drive-in
 movie dates.  [Note: Bud's middle name is given as "Franklin"]

    Neuter ...................... Sean O'Bryan 
    Sonya ....................... Viatiare' 
    Jake ........................ Lou Bonacki 



 164. 10/24/93  "TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE"  (807)   {13.2}
 Teleplay: Peter Gaulke & Eddie Feldmann, Story: Brad Yuen

 On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (who looks a lot like Peggy) 
 finally answers Al's unwitting call for death, and then won't 
 leave him alone until one member of his family says they need him.
 Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peg, Kelly, and Bud to impersonate the 
 Village People at her party.  [Note: the end credits feature 
  everyone continuing to dance to "YMCA"]

    Ethel ....................... Patrika Darbo 
    Jeannie ..................... Mindy Seeger 
    Kid #1 ...................... Joshua Boyd 
    Belle ....................... Billy Gordon 
    themselves................... The Village People 



 165. 11/07/93  "SCARED SINGLE"  (808)   {10.1}
 Katherine Green / Sam W. Orender

 Al hires a recent Polk High graduate, who sees him as a hero, and Al
 takes full advantage by giving the boy the full benefit of his wisdom.
 Also, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a facefull
 of bug spray -- which causes her to start behaving very strangely.

    Aaron ....................... Hill Harper 
    Billy Ray ................... John Bloom 
    Angie ....................... Rose Jackson 
    Heidi ....................... Melissa Behr 
    Woman at Store .............. Tara Karsian 
    Guy ......................... Joe Ochman 
    Marge ....................... Mary Pat Green 
    Emaciated Man ............... Jeff Heston 
    Beautiful Girl .............. Borovnisa Blervaque 
    Meg ......................... Tami Akbar 



 166. 11/14/93  "NO MA'AM"  (809)   {10.9}
 Larry Jacobson

 When women take over his bowling night... and his nudie bar, 
 Al springs into action and his organization "NO MA'AM" leads 
 a takeover of a talk show called "the masculine feminist".

    himself ..................... Jerry Springer 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Pete ........................ John Mariano 
    Jim ......................... Trip Hamilton 
    Barney....................... Steve Susskind 
    Roger ....................... Christopher Collins 
    Velma ....................... Harriet Leider 
    Bartender ................... Timothy Omundson 
    Waitress .................... Ingrid Berg 
    Guy #1 ...................... William Palmieri 
    Guy #2 ...................... Frank Noon 
    Bubbles Double Dee .......... Lisa Boyle
	


 167. 11/21/93  "DANCING WITH WEEZIE"  (810)   {11.9}
 Richard Gurman 

 Al and Jefferson want to attend the opening of a new sports bar,
 but their wives insist they instead accompany them to a live
 performance of "The Jeffersons" Movin' On Up tour.

    himself ..................... Joe Namath 
    himself ..................... Johnny Bench 
    himself ..................... Ernie Banks 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Waitress .................... Jillian Johns 



 168. 11/28/93  "CHANGE FOR A BUCK"  (811)   {9.8}
 Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse

 Lacking attention, Buck decides to run away from home, but the Bundys
 don't discover that he's been gone for a week --- which is the time 
 limit for dogs at the pound where Buck wound up.

    Voice of Buck ............... Cheech Marin 
    Floyd the Dog ............... Dom DeLuise 
    Mother ...................... Jeanine Jackson 
    Father ...................... Lenny Wople 
    Timmy ....................... Joshua Boyd 
    Mustafa ..................... Ralph P. Martin 



 169. 12/12/93  "JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP"  (812)   {9.4}
 Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender

 Al's back injury requires surgery, but "human error" results in a
 circumcision instead, requiring him to be sedate for a month, which
 suddenly isn't easy. 

    Aaron ....................... Hill Harper 
    Doctor ...................... Ron Perkins 
    Jay ......................... Mark Clayman 
    Lee ......................... Terence Winter 
    Dad ......................... Don Maxwell 



 170. 12/19/93  "THE WORST NOEL"  (813)   {10.4}
 Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse

 On christmas eve, Kelly and Bud try to sneak in a jukebox to 
 give to their parents, who are arguing over the proper speed
 for channel surfing.

    <no guest cast>



 171. 01/16/94  "SOFA SO GOOD"  (815)   {12.7}
 Doug McIntyre / Amanda Bearse
 
 With Al and Peg away for a family reunion in Wanker County,
 Bud cedes control of the house to Kelly on Saturday night.
 Unfortunately her date destroys Peg's beloved couch, thus
 sending Kelly to meet the maker for a replacement.

    Mary ........................ Larry Hankin 
    Gunther ..................... Mark Matheisen 
    Naomi ....................... Bryn Erin 



 172. 01/23/94  "HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF"  (814)
 Wayne Kline / Sam W. Orender

 For Al's birthday, Peggy decides to give him a sexy photo of herself
 to hang in the shoe store - but the photographer decides to hang a giant
 version of the same photo right outside the store.  Naturally this can
 not be tolerated, so Al enlists the help of Marcy's feminist group "FANG"
 (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys) to eliminate the offending image.
 Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud can't seem to find the right present for Al.
  [Note: there is an extra "present" scene with Al, Kelly, 
   and Bud during the end credits]

    Aaron ....................... Hill Harper 
    Dabbs ....................... Tom Silardi 
    Enid ........................ Winifred Freedman 
    Sloan ....................... Michael Lowry 
    Patrick ..................... Michael Anthony Vaccaro



 173. 02/06/94  "HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE"  (816)   {11.4}
 Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen

 An apple grows on a Bundy tree, but hangs over the D'Arcy's yard,
 prompting a property dispute that turns ugly... and explosive.
  [Note: during the end credits Al and Jefferson fight over 
   another apple, but Buck beats them to it; Katherine Green
   is listed as the sole Executive Producer for this episode]

    Inspector ................... Gary Coleman 
    Surveyor .................... Danny Bonaduce 
    Manager ..................... Dave Madden 
    Girl ........................ Joni Allen 



 174. 02/13/94  "VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE" (818)   {11.1}
 Cindy Begel

 Bud sets out to respond to a long-lost valentine card, while Al battles
 other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers.

    Omar ........................ Avner Garbi 
    Greta ....................... Jane Lynch 
    Betty ....................... Paddi Edwards 
    Mac ......................... Charles Bouvier 
    Bodyguard ................... Dan Doherty 
    Mayhem ...................... Jeff Bennett 
    Woman ....................... Stephanie Dicker 
    Pinworm ..................... David Carrera 
    Crystal ..................... Julie Condra Douglas 
    Rita ........................ Lorna Scott 



 175. 02/20/94  "GET OUTTA DODGE"  (817)   {10.2}
 Mark Driscoll / Sam W. Orender

 When Al is forced to sell the Dodge, an auto executive offers 
 him a brand-new Viper in exchange for filming his old car hitting 
 the million mile mark.  Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find "Waldo".
   [Note: the end credits feature more of Al driving the Dodge
    through the desert]

    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Bill Ellis .................. Todd Sussman 
    Lisa ........................ Stefanie Ridel 
    Fanatic ..................... Richard Assad 
    Japanese Man ................ Michael Hagiwara 
    Criminal .................... Bert L. Cook 
    Mobster #1 .................. David Garubard 
    Wino Gal .................... Maray Ayres 
    Wino Guy .................... William Bookston 



 176. 02/27/94  "FIELD OF SCREAMS"  (819)   {10.8}
 Al Aidekman

 Al protests the proposed destruction of his high-school football
 field to build a new auto plant.  Meanwhile, Bud and Buck suffer
 unusal side effects after Kelly (The Verminator) tests a new 
 pesticide on them called "Springtime in Baghdad".

    Aaron ....................... Hill Harper 
    TV Announcer ................ Tiiu Leek 
    Sascha ...................... Julie Benz 



 177. 03/20/94  "THE D'ARCY FILES"  (820)   {9.8}
 Ilunga Adell

 Jefferson reveals his secret past as a spy to Marcy, and Al gets an
 offer for a $50,000 reward from the man who is trying to find him.
   [Note: the end credits feature Buck watching baseball on TV]

    Walter Traugott ............. Robert Mandan



 178. 04/10/94  "NOONER OR NOTHING"  (822)   {10.1}
 Nancy Neufeld 

 Peg must coerce Al into a romantic act in order to win a prize 
 from a radio show.  Meanwhile the Bundy kids wait in line at 
 the mall for rock concert tickets. 

    himself ..................... Rick Dees 
    Dexter ...................... Chi McBride 
    Ann ......................... Stacy Ferguson 
    Pete ........................ Pete Steinfeld 
    Leona ....................... Helen Siff 
    Frieda ...................... Helen Faraday 
    Barbara ..................... Kelly Goodman 
    B.B.R. Fan #1 ............... Nelson Parks 
    Kevin ....................... Douglas Christopher 
    Penelope .................... Nicole Nagorsky 



 179. 04/24/94  "RIDE SCARE"  (825)   {10.5}
 Nancy Neufeld / Sam W. Orender

 Al opposes forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie
 models are in his group, which is then chosen to promote a campaign
 to clean up Chicago.  

    Naomi ....................... Sandra Korn 
    Alderman Johnson ............ Paul Eisenhauer 
    Alexis ...................... Jane Abbott 
    Monique ..................... Shannon K. Dunn 
    Paulina ..................... Debra Christofferson
 



 180. 05/01/94  "LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES"  (821)   {10.7}
 Katherine Green

 When a fat woman's complaint forces Al to stop insulting his customers,
 he and his men's club "NO MA'AM" (National Organization of Men Against
 Amazonian Masterhood), seek out a legendary guru of machismo to teach
 them how to battle political correctness.  [Note: Katherine Green 
   is listed as the sole Executive Producer for this episode; the end
   credits feature Al sneaking into the garage to get food from a 
   hidden refrigerator]

    Ironhead Haynes ............. Waylon Jennings 
    Aaron ....................... Hill Harper 
    Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell 
    Barney ...................... Steve Susskind 
    Woman #2 .................... Sheila Grenham 
    Roger ....................... Christopher Collins 



 181. 05/08/94  "ASSAULT AND BATTERIES"  (824)   {10.2}
 David Castro / Sam W. Orender

 A simple attempt to exchange some batteries becomes a trial for Al 
 when a computer goes down and traps him inside a store.  Meanwhile,
 Kelly and Bud celebrate a birthday for Buck.  [Note: this episode
   aired as part of a 3-D "Fox-o-rama" special; the end credits 
   feature Al and Peg wearing 3-D glasses and looking at the names 
   scroll by on the screen.  Peg says: "I don't get it"]

    Voice of Buck ............... Cheech Marin 
    Old Lady .................... Jean Speegle Howard 
    Checker #1 .................. Jan Hoag 
    Checker #2 .................. Brian Reddy 
    Man ......................... Biff Yeager 
    Paramedic ................... Gary Simpson 
    Customer #1 ................. Cynthia Frost 
    Customer #2 ................. Craig Benton 



 182. 05/15/94  "AL GOES DEEP"  (826)   {9.5}
 Garry Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Amanda Bearse

 Jefferson bets on a college football game he is guaranteed to win,
 but that's before the quarterback is blitzed by the Blonde Bundy.

    Chad ........................ Curnal Aulisio 
    TV Announcer ................ Ron Pitts 
    Stab Wound .................. Edward Blanchard 
    Maria ....................... Marcia Del Mar 



 183. 05/22/94  "KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING"  (823)   
 Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse

 Lacking the "personality" to appear on a sports-trivia game show, 
 Al tries to transfer his knowledge to Kelly -- but for each fact 
 she takes in, another falls out.  Also, Al enjoys another episode
 of "Psycho Dad".

    Traney ...................... Neal Lerner 
    Mike ........................ Alex Nevil 
    Max ......................... Mary-Pat Green 
    Tony ........................ Michael Cannizzo 
    The Host .................... Todd Christensen 



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   FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS:

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     writer(s) / director

       a. episode number by airing order     d. date of taping
       b. original air date                  e. rating
       c. production code                    f. ratings share

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   of the author.

        [ Copyright (c) 1997, Dean Adams. All rights reserved. ]
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