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Alternative Newsgroup Hierarchies (Part 2)

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"alt" is a collection of newsgroups that is being distributed by a
collection of sites that choose to carry the groups.  Many Usenet
sites do not receive these groups.  Here is a recent list of many
active "alt" newsgroups.  It represents a view of the altnet as seen
by UUNET.  It does not include groups which have names that are not
valid by the standard defined in RFC 1036bis (available in

Another view can be found in a set of articles posted periodically by
Bruce Becker as <> to alt.config, alt.newgroup,
alt.answers, news.admin.misc, and news.groups, called ``Another
listing of newsgroups in the "alt" hierarchy.''  That list seems to
include every alt group he has ever seen, many of which have never had
a correct and widely distributed creation message or do not get any
continuing article traffic.

You can join the "alt subnet" by finding a site in your area that
carries the groups.  Either send mail to the administrators of the
sites you connect to, or post something to a local "general" or
"wanted" newsgroup for your area.  If no sites nearby are getting
them, you can get them from uunet or psi.

Submissions to the moderated alt groups should be made to the
addresses listed in the companion posting of moderator addresses.  If
it does not include an address for one of these groups, it is probably
because the person who established the group as moderated did not make
sure that the addresses were properly installed.  Submission addresses
for moderated groups should be sent to

alt.0d			Yet another attempt to collect stupid people up front.
alt.1d			One-dimensional imaging, & the thinking behind it.
alt.2d			People using this group have no depth.
alt.3d			Use alt.3d.misc instead.
alt.3d.misc		Three-dimensional imaging.
alt.3d.sirds		Especially for Single Image Random Dot Stereograms.		For 3D Studio users.
alt.aac			The Armageddon Ark Clan.
alt.aapg.announce	The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aapg.general	The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aber		No description.
alt.abortion.inequity	Paternal obligations of failing to abort unwanted child.
alt.abuse.offender.recovery	Helping abuse-offenders to recover & heal.
alt.abuse.recovery	Helping victims of abuse to recover.
alt.abuse.transcendence	Non-standard ways to deal with all forms of abuse.
alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup	Beep beep.
alt.acting		I'm just not myself today.
alt.activism		Activities for activists.
alt.activism.children	Open discussion of political issues about children.
alt.activism.d		A place to discuss issues in alt.activism.
alt.activism.death-penalty	For people opposed to capital punishment.
alt.activism.youth-rights	Youth rights/anti-age restriction activists.	Renegade fans start another unneeded hierarchy.
alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb	The prototypical alt group.
alt.adoption		For those involved with or contemplating adoption.
alt.adoption.adoptive.parenting	Special issues with parenting adopted children.	Licensed non-profit adoption agency information.
alt.adoption.issues	Debate over controversies and attacks on adoption.
alt.aeffle.und.pferdle	German TV cartoon characters das Aeffle und das Pferdle.
alt.agriculture.fruit	Fruit production.
alt.agriculture.misc	Use sci.agriculture instead.
alt.airline.schedules	Current schedules of various airlines.
alt.alcohol		Don't drink and drive on the, I can't say it.
alt.aldus.freehand	The other hand is busy.
alt.aldus.misc		Aldus products not covered in another alt.aldus group.
alt.aldus.pagemaker	Don't use expensive user support, come here instead.	Cheating on Homework 101.
alt.alien.research	Extraterrestial body snatching for fun and profit.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk	Something about simoN.
alt.alien.visitors	Space Aliens on Earth!  Abduction!  Gov't Coverup!
alt.alien.wanderers	Wanderers living amongst us, maybe even you are one.
alt.allsysop		Use comp.bbs.misc instead.
alt.alt			ASCII stereograms.
alt.alt.alt.alt.alt	When the ants go marching five by five.
alt.alt.test		Use alt.test instead.
alt.alumni.bronx-science	Those crazy kids from Bronx-Sci.
alt.amateur-comp	Discussion and input for Amateur Computerist Newsletter.	Worshiping women you have to look up to.
alt.america		Created by a British cluebag; probably now has USA talk.	Use instead.
alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown	Born in the USA.
alt.amiga.demos		Use alt.sys.amiga.demos instead.
alt.amiga.slip		Use comp.sys.amiga.networking instead.
alt.anagrams		Playing with words.
alt.anarchism		Anarchists of the world, unite!
alt.angels		Angels, near death experiences, miracles, you. (Moderated)
alt.anger		Seething rage.
alt.angst		Anxiety in the modern world.	Tightening the screws of your existence.
alt.animals		Use rec.pets.* or alt.animals.* instead.
alt.animals.badgers	Wombat love.
alt.animals.bears	Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?  Da Bears!
alt.animals.dolphins	Flipper, Darwin, and all their friends.
alt.animals.felines	Cats of all types.
alt.animals.foxes	For those wild and crazy guys.
alt.animals.horses.icelandic	Icelandic horses.
alt.animals.lampreys	Large suctorial mouths are cool.
alt.animals.raccoons	Discussion of raccoons and raccoon-related topics.
alt.animation.spumco	The Danes call it Quality.
alt.animation.warner-bros	Discussions about Warner Brothers cartoons.
alt.anonymous		alt!  Who goes there?
alt.anonymous.messages	An anonymous message pool newgroup, whatever that is.
alt.answers		As if anyone on alt has the answers. (Moderated)
alt.antichristnet	Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.antiques.delaware.joe	Specializing in Americana from the Joe period.
alt.anybody		You talking to me?
alt.anything		Use misc.misc instead.		Why some people hate AOL and/or its users.	Complaining about charges from America Online.		Another forum for gripes about America Online.
alt.apocalypse		Now.
alt.appalachian		Appalachian region awareness, events, and culture.
alt.aquaria		The aquarium & related as a hobby.
alt.aquaria.killies	Killifish, members of family cyprinodontidae.
alt.archaeology		Use sci.archaeology instead.
alt.archery		Robin Hood had the right idea.
alt.archimedes.bugs	Few people know he invented giant mechanical bugs.
alt.architecture	Building design/construction and related topics.
alt.architecture.alternative	Non-traditional building designs.	Interior design of man-made spaces.
alt.aromatherapy	The effects of scents.	Discussions about temporary body painting.	Colleges that teach art.	Art and art supplies wanted and forsale.		Making a spectacle of yourself in the art world.		Artistic expression with using video as a medium.	Art isn't really wearing a chapeau.
alt.artcom		Artistic Community, arts & communication.
alt.arts.ballet		All aspects of ballet & modern dance as performing art.
alt.arts.bujinkan	Martial Arts - Bujinkan Budo Taijitsu (Ninjutsu).
alt.arts.nomad		Shifting, searching, belonging, place, identity, power?
alt.arts.origami	Origami discussion (no binaries).
alt.arts.storytelling	Discussion of storytelling in all its forms.
alt.ascii-art		Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.ascii-art.animation	Movies composed of ASCII characters.
alt.asian-movies	Movies from Hong Kong, Taiwan and the Chinese mainland.
alt.astrology		Twinkle, twinkle, little planet.
alt.astrology.asian	The stars as they appear over the Orient.
alt.astrology.marketplace	Astrology business; for-sale, want-to-buy ads.
alt.atari-jaguar.discussion	As opposed to simply
alt.atari.2600vcs	The Atari 2600 video console system.
alt.atheism		Godless heathens.
alt.atheism.moderated	Focused Godless heathens. (Moderated)
alt.atheism.satire	Funny Godless heathens.
alt.athiesm		Illiterate Godless heathens.
alt.aus.bonehead.dawn-mcgatney.bloody.convict.bitch	Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.jimo-ngygook.bulletstopper.poofter	Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.joey-thoi	Petty grudge group.
alt.authorware		About Authorware, produced by Authorware.  So subtle.	Discussing Mercedes-Benz cars.	alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown.
alt.autographs.transactions	Autographs wanted and for sale.		Use* or* groups instead.	Use instead.	A couple of American sports cars.	American light trucks of note.	Surgeon General's Warning: Dodge Trucks or Die.	Enrico's marque.	Bad to the Bone!  GN, TR and Turbo TA.	Use instead.	Racing go-karts.	For macho truck enthusiasts.  Big block or bust.	Maybe it needs a bigger airbox.	Use instead.	Topics relating to the NHRA or drag racing in general.	Use instead.		Use instead.
alt.bacchus		Disciples of the god of wine.
alt.backrubs the right...aaaah!
alt.bad.clams		Festering food or financial forgeries.
alt.baldspot		He's not only the founder, he's a customer; our guy Sy.
alt.banjo		Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
alt.banjo.clawhammer	Technique and tricks from the masters of banjo.		Campaigning against "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die	"There's enough hatred of Barney for everyone!"
alt.barter		Down with monetary systems!
alt.base-jumping.sheep.bounce.bounce.bounce	Hey, who packed this chute?!
alt.basement.graveyard	Another side of the do-it-yourself movement.		BBC TV's "The Net" series.
alt.bbs			Computer BBS systems & software.		Ads for various computer BBS's.
alt.bbs.allsysop	SysOp concerns of ALL networks and technologies.
alt.bbs.allsysup	SysOps with a phobia of the letter O.		The Citadel BBS.
alt.bbs.doors		Bulletin board system add-on executables, or "doors".
alt.bbs.doors.binaries	Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.doors.lord	No description.
alt.bbs.doors.lord.binaries	Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.excalibur	Discussion of Excalibur BBS Software for Windows.
alt.bbs.first-class	The First Class Mac GUI BBS.
alt.bbs.gigo-gateway	Garbage in, garbage out --- alt.* in a nutshell.
alt.bbs.iniquity	Discussions about iNiQUiTY BBS Software.
alt.bbs.internet	BBSs that are hooked up to the Internet.
alt.bbs.jds		For discussion of JDS Plug-Ins for Excalibur BBS.
alt.bbs.lists		Postings of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.lists.d		Discussion and requests of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.majorbbs	The MajorBBS by Galacticomm, Inc.
alt.bbs.metal		The METAL Telecommunications Enviornment.
alt.bbs.omnibbs		OMNI BBS, a popular client/server bulletin board system.
alt.bbs.pcboard		Technical support for the PCBoard BBS.
alt.bbs.pcbuucp		The commerical PCBoard gateway, PCB-UUCP.
alt.bbs.powerboard	The Powerboard BBS package.
alt.bbs.proboard	Discussion of Proboard BBS software.
alt.bbs.public-address	Public Address BBS Software for the Macintosh.
alt.bbs.ra		RemoteAccess discussion.
alt.bbs.renegade	The James Dean of BBSes.		Rumors of the death of BBSes have been exaggerated.
alt.bbs.searchlight	Searchlight BBS system discussions.
alt.bbs.tribbs		Didn't Kirk have some trouble with tribbs?
alt.bbs.unixbbs		UnixBBS, from Nervous XTC.
alt.bbs.uupcb		PCB? I used to do that in the Sixties, man.
alt.bbs.waffle		Use comp.bbs.waffle instead.
alt.bbs.watergate	The WaterGate mail processor.
alt.bbs.wildcat		WILDCAT! BBS from Mustang Software, Inc.
alt.bbs.wildcat.wccode	No description.
alt.bbs.wwiv		The WWIV bulletin board system.
alt.beadworld		We must appease the Bead Gods.		Good for what ales ya.	A beer that Canadians can be like, uh, proud of, eh?
alt.beograd		City and people of Beograd.	It was a time of sorrow, it was a time of joy.		General discussion about the Holy Bible.	Discussion of the Bible and its prophecies.	The end times described in Revelations. (Moderated)
alt.bigfoot		Dr. Scholl's gone native.
alt.bigfoot.research	Serious discussion by Bigfoot researchers. (Moderated)	Use
alt.binaries.activism.militia	Plans for your own paramilitary force.
alt.binaries.atari	Binaries relevant to Atari computers.
alt.binaries.autographs	Scanned signatures.
alt.binaries.bbs	Binaries for bulletin board systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.doors	Postings of binary encoded BBS door programs.
alt.binaries.bbs.pcboard	Binaries for PCBoard systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.renegade	Binaries for Renegade BBS systems.
alt.binaries.calc-ti	Binaries relvant to Texas Instruments calculators.
alt.binaries.clip-art	Distribution of DOS, Mac and Unix clipart.
alt.binaries.comp.atari8bit	Programs for Atari's 6502-based orphans.
alt.binaries.cracks	Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.cracks.encrypted	Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.	DemoScene-related binaries for the IBM PC.
alt.binaries.descent	The Decline and Fall of the alt.binaries Empire.
alt.binaries.doom	Binaries for or of the DOOM PC game.
alt.binaries.drwho	For the posting of binary files related to Doctor Who.
alt.binaries.emulators.cbm	Binaries for CBM emulators users.
alt.binaries.emulators.gameboy	Emulators of the GameBoy.
alt.binaries.emulators.nintendo	Nintendo and Super Nintendo emulators.
alt.binaries.erotica	Use alt.binaries.{sounds,pictures}.erotica groups.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish	People getting off on objectification.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish.wet-and-messy	Like a storm drain.
alt.binaries.erotica.fettish	Use alt.binaries.erotica.fetish instead.	It's always morning somewhere.	Binaries related to fashion magazines.
alt.binaries.fetish.scat	Pictures of poop.	Pictures of fitness & swimsuit models.
alt.binaries.fonts	Give your word processor some style!
alt.binaries.freemasonry	Binaries relating to alt.freemasonry.	Terrabytes of copyright violations.	A place to post Civilization 2 add ons.	Discussing binaries from	Levels and utilities for the game Quake.
alt.binaries.gothic	Mournful and dark binaries.
alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina	Butt prints.
alt.binaries.heretic	Post lots of ASCII messages here to be a heretic.
alt.binaries.howard-stern	Images & sounds of the "King of all Media".
alt.binaries.lingerie	Use instead.	Games for the Macintosh.
alt.binaries.misc	Random large files without a more appropriate group.
alt.binaries.missing-adults	Distributing pictures of missing adults.
alt.binaries.missing-kids	Distributing pictures of missing children.
alt.binaries.models.scale	Pictures of scale models.
alt.binaries.multimedia	Sound, text and graphics data rolled in one.
alt.binaries.multimedia.d	Discussion of digitized animation files.
alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica	Moving pictures of a prurient nature.
alt.binaries.multimedia.rap	Computerized rap videos.
alt.binaries.multimedia.utilities	Multimedia Stuff.
alt.binaries.natnl-secrets	Shhhhh!
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities	Willard Scott nekkid & other natural wonders.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female	Nude pictures of famous women.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.male	Nude pictures of famous men.
alt.binaries.phonecards	Images of collectile phonecards.	Glamour Pictures.	Use instead.	Pictures of clocks.	Pictures of all types of animals.	Images from Japanese animation.	Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.	Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.	Pictures composed of ASCII characters.	Little does Kell know of Kevin's late nights.	Very black pictures.	No mistaking that there's a derrier back there.	Bisexual situations shown.	Use	Graphics of body stylings.	GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.	This little piggy went to alt.binaries.	Images from animated cartoons.	Unrated pictures of famous people.	Views to your future.	Hunt for pedophiles here.	Hunt for pedophiles here.	Pictures of children.	Real photographs of the beasts.	The chickens go nuts for this group.	Pictures of police officers.	Discussions about picture postings.	Self-portraits.	Use	Images of centerfold models.	Gigabytes of copyright violations.	Amateur subjects/photographers.	Amateur subjects/photographers.	Amateur subjects/photographers.	Amateur subjects/photographers.	Sex with black cuckoos.	Beastly lust.	Anime erotica - "Ecchi"/"Hentai"/"H".	Non-photographic realistic art.	Indian erotica.	Forget the girl, let me at the Ferrari.	Strikes are less pleasing.	Very hairy men.	Pictures of sex with animals.	Urban legends.	Nude pictures of substance.	On rhythmically pumping V-twins.	Sexual images of black people.	Sexy ebony women.	Tall, dark & handsome black men.	Copyright violations featuring blondes.	Big on Bob.	Bondage and S&M-related erotic images.	Pictures of mammalian protruberances.	More than a handful is too much.	Erotic butts come into view.	Copyright violations featuring toons.	Gimme a B..R..E..A..K.	Magnet for pedophile activity.	Magnet for pedophile activity.	Almost certainly illegal traffic.	Discussing erotic copyright violations.	Spam free erotica talk. (Moderated)	I don't want to imagine.	Ejaculate on faces.	Copyright violations featuring females.	Women's poop chutes.	Women using sex toys.	Fetishistic, exotic, erotic images.	Big on Barbie.	Pictures of adult babies.	Erotic visual foot action.	Erotic pictures of hair.	People wearing Latex.	People wearing leather.	Erotic furry images.	Explicit pictures of gay men.	Many entangled bodies.	Leotard lovers.	Pictures of women's high-heels.	The Horny Rob collections.	Erotic images of Indians.	Blending colours.	Lawyers in love.	No description.	No description.	Latina women.	Images of women who love women.	Just for Joey.	Copyright violations featuring males.	Men's poop chutes.	Something to hold on to.	Memorable Carnival moments.	No need to get on your knees.	Erotic pictures without the spam. (Moderated)	American Indian sex pictures.	The nose as an object of lust.	Images of oral sex.	Copyright violations featuring Asians.	Panties, underwear, knickers.	No description.	Copyright violations of porn stars.	Use	Almost certainly illegal traffic.	Pregnant women in sexual situations.	What's a puffy?	Images of forced sex.	Erotic images of redheads.	The art of David J. Gardner.	Think they mean college?	Spanking pictures and images.	No description.	Newt in the nude.	Teens, should be above age of consent.	Teens, should be above age of consent.	Teens, above age of consent.	Guess.	Teen women orgasming.	Teens, above age of consent, having sex.	Teens, above age of consent.	No description.	The sexiness of stockings.	Men dressed as women.	Non-circumcised males.	Men and women looking _almost_ official.	New dimensions in water photography.	Views for the viewers.	The eroticism of youth.	No description.	Use instead.	Discussion of the fine-art binaries. (Moderated)	Art from conventional media. (Moderated)	Art created on computers. (Moderated)	Discussing alt.b.p.fine-art.*.	Photographic art.	Cheaper just to send the program parameters.	Images of furniture.	Originaly funny animal art.	Displaying plants and gardens.	Pictures of girlfriends.	Commercially controverisal group.	GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.	Menage a trois and orgies.	Wet in white.	Vegetable vamping.	Images of women who love women.	As if Victoria's Secret isn't frequent enough.	Lolita having sex, one supposes.	No description.	Have we saturated the network yet?	Images of Net citizen Nicki Lewis.	Lots of views of flesh.	Images of normally clothed famous folk.	Images featuring nudists.	Hot hosiery.	Images showing folded paper procedures/products.	Hot hosiery with a built in panty.	People publishing photos of themselves.	Forum for ferroequinologist photos.	Use* instead.	Binary sports images.	Yet more copyright violations.	Take acting lessons.	The new Twiggy.	Eccchh, that last one was *sick*.	Pictures of the hunks of tomorrow.	Pictures of teenage women stars.	Lathes and miters and squares, oh my!	Posting of pictures-related utilities.	Images of vehicles.	Use	Duplicates all of
alt.binaries.picutes.nude.celebrities	Use
alt.binaries.rock-n-roll	Sights and sounds related to rock-n-roll.
alt.binaries.satellite-tv	Programs and data related to encrypted TV.
alt.binaries.scanmaster	Pictures from the Scanmaster collection.
alt.binaries.scientology	Sounds and pictures pertaining to Scientology.	Programs that simular car driving.
alt.binaries.slack	Sounds and pictures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons	Sounds from copyrighted animated shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.d	Sounding off.
alt.binaries.sounds.erotica	Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Ooh.
alt.binaries.sounds.midi	MIDI binaries.
alt.binaries.sounds.misc	Digitized audio adventures.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods	MODs and related sound formats.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods.d	Discussions of alt.binaries.sounds.mods.
alt.binaries.sounds.movies	Sounds from copyrighted movies.	Music samples in MOD/669 format.	Musical instrument samples and stuff.	Sounds from copyrighted television shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.utilities	Sound utilities.
alt.binaries.startrek	Various binaries related to Star Trek.
alt.binaries.starwars	Images and sounds from the Star Wars movies.
alt.binaries.test	For the testing of binary posting.
alt.binaries.warcraft	Pictures, levels & configurations for Orcs and Humans.
alt.binaries.warez	Why pay when you can steal?
alt.binaries.warez.amiga	D00DZ in favour of pirating Amiga software.	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.	Discussing	D00DZ in favour of pirating DOS programs.	Some sort of decoy for the D00DZ.	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.	D00DZ in favour of pirating antique PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac	D00DZ in favour of pirating Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac.req	Requests for pirated Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.snes	D00DZ in favour of pirating Super Nintendo software.
alt.binaries.x-files	Scenes from FOX's X Files show.
alt.binaries.zines	Images and sounds from mini magazines.		Individualist uses of biotechnology.	Minority scientists and students in biomedical research.
alt.birthright		Birthright Party propaganda.
alt.bitch.ewokie	No description.
alt.bitch.pork		Flames in a particular vein.
alt.bitterness		No matter what it's for, you know how it'll turn out.
alt.blasphemy		Irreverence on the net?  Who would have thought.		In alt?  Who do you think you are to say so?
alt.bonehead.james-koput	Yet another grudge group.
alt.bonehead.john-grubor	DrG, net.sage.
alt.bonehead.kevin-mitnick	You may not like him but he is still the best.
alt.bonehead.steve-crisp	Steven J. Crisp, the court jester of NCSU.
alt.bonsai		Little trees and battle screams.
alt.books		Use rec.arts.books.* or alt.books.* instead.
alt.books.anne-rice	The Vampire Thermostat.
alt.books.arthur-clarke	The writings of SF writer Arthur C Clarke.
alt.books.beatgeneration	Beat authors, Burroughs, Kerouac, etc.
alt.books.brian-lumley	Books by Brian Lumley.
alt.books.bukowski	Discussion on the works and life of Charles Bukowski.
alt.books.chesterton	No description. (Moderated)
alt.books.clive-barker	Discussion of the writings of Clive Barker.
alt.books.crichton	Michael Crichton's writings: Jurassic Park, etc.
alt.books.cs-lewis	Narnia and other C.S. Lewis tales.
alt.books.dean-koontz	Discussion of the writings of Dean R. Koontz.
alt.books.deryni	Katherine Kurtz's books, especially the Deryni series.	Writings by George Orwell.
alt.books.h-g-wells	The life and works of H G Wells.
alt.books.iain-banks	No description.
alt.books.isaac-asimov	Fans of the late SF/science author Isaac Asimov.
alt.books.john-grisham	John Grisham's novels.
alt.books.julian-may	Group for the discussion of the works of Julian May.
alt.books.kurt-vonnegut	Discussion of Kurt Vonnegut's works.
alt.books.larry-niven	Discussion of the works of SF writer Larry Niven.
alt.books.lars-eighner	About fiction and nonfiction works of LE.
alt.books.m-lackey	Author Mercedes Lackey and her books.
alt.books.moorcock	Discussions about the writings of Michael Moorcock.
alt.books.mysteries	Mystery and suspense on usenet.
alt.books.nancy-drew	Discussion of the Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys series.
alt.books.orson-s-card	Discussion of sf author Orson Scott Card.
alt.books.peter-straub	Discussions of Peter Straub's books.
alt.books.phil-k-dick	Discussion about the works of Phillip K. Dick.
alt.books.poppy-z-brite	No description.
alt.books.pratchett	Discussions of Terry Pratchett's books and characters.
alt.books.purefiction	Discussion of bestselling novels and how to write them.
alt.books.raymond-feist	Fantasy author Raymond Feist and the Midkemia series.	"If you want to know how it turns out, read it!".
alt.books.robert-rankin	For the discussion of the books of Robert Rankin.
alt.books.roger-zelazny	Discussion of the works of the late author.
alt.books.sf.melanie-rawn	The author of the Dragon-xxx series.
alt.books.stephen-king	The works of horror writer Stephen King.
alt.books.technical	Discussion of technical books.
alt.books.terry-brooks	Discussion of Terry Brooks Works.
alt.books.toffler	The ideas of Alvin and Heidi.
alt.books.tom-clancy	The group for discusson of Mr. Techno-Thriller.
alt.boomerang		The angular throwing club, not the Eddie Murphy flick.
alt.bored		What people do when they are bored.
alt.bork		People just love the sound of that word.
alt.braces		No description.
alt.brain		Use sci.cognitive instead.		The born-again minister touring US campuses.
alt.buddha.short.fat.guy	Religion. And not religion. Both. Neither.
alt.building.announcements	Building industry announcements.
alt.building.architecture	Building industry architecture.	Building industry construction.	Keeping buildings from falling down.
alt.building.environment	Building industry environment.	Building industry finance.	Building industry jobs.
alt.building.landscape	Building industry landscape.
alt.building.manufacturing	Building industry manufacturing.	Real estate and the building industry.
alt.building.survey-mapping	Building industry surveying & mapping.		Use instead.	Corporate accountability.	Topics dealing with franchising/franchise management.	For displaying PC home business plans and services.	Hotel, resort, tour and restaurant businesses.	Business aspects of international trade.	International trade in computers.	International trade in food.	Import-export trade forum. (Moderated)	International trade in raw materials.	International trade in services.	All about the insurance industry.	Discussion of internal auditing.	All aspects of commerce.	Multi-level (network) marketing businesses.	Some multi-level marketing scheme.	Fleecing people for fun and profit.	Fleecing people for fun and profit.	About taxhaven/offshore/datahaven corporations & trusts.	Business seminars.
alt.butt.harp		The ultimate hum job.
alt.butts		Cigarettes, guns, logs, casks, you name it.
alt.c64			Use comp.sys.cbm instead.	Debating regulation of cable television.
alt.cad			Computer Aided Design.
alt.cad.autocad		CAD as practiced by customers of Autodesk.
alt.cad.cadkey		Cadkey, Datacad, and other Cadkey, Inc. products.
alt.california		The state and the state of mind.
alt.callahans		Callahan's bar for puns and fellowship.
alt.canadian.beaver	More from "Things that make you go, 'eh?'".
alt.captain.sarcastic	For the captain's minions.
alt.cardgame.magic	Use instead.
alt.cardgame.spellfire	TSR's SpellFire game.	"PROBE ME" --- actual Viriginia woman's license plate.
alt.cartoon.reboot	Don't like the current animation?  Ctl-alt-del.
alt.cascade		Art or litter, you decide.
alt.catastrophism	Look out below!
alt.caving		Spelunk.		Discussions of optical storage media.	Reviews of various published things available on CD-ROM.
alt.celebrities		Famous people and their sycophants.
alt.cellular		Cellular telephone technology.
alt.cellular.gsm	About GSM mobile phones.
alt.censorship		Discussion about restricting speech/press.
alt.cereal		Breakfast cereals and their (m)ilk.
alt.cesium		College Educated Students in Universal Mainland.
alt.chaos		Chaos, concepts, physics, theory, and mathematics.
alt.charlie.rules.rules.rules	I always thought Charlie Brown was a loser.
alt.cheese		This is cheezy.
alt.chess.ics		The Internet Chess Server
alt.child-support	Raising children in a split family.
alt.childcare		Non-parental child care.  See also*.
alt.chinchilla		The nature of chinchilla farming in America today.
alt.chinese.computing	Discussion group for Chinese computing.
alt.chinese.fengshui	The aesthete of location, Chinese-style.
alt.chinese.story	Telling stories in the Chinese language.
alt.chinese.text	Postings in Chinese; Chinese language software.
alt.chinese.text.big5	Posting in Chinese[BIG 5].
alt.chinese.text.hz	Posting in Chinese[HZ].
alt.chips.salt-n-vinegar	People fond of salt and vinegar potato chips.
alt.christnet		Gathering place for Christian ministers and users.	Bible discussion and research.
alt.christnet.christianlife	How to live what Christians believe.
alt.christnet.ethics	Ethics in the Chrisitian value system.
alt.christnet.evangelical	Some aspect of evangelism.
alt.christnet.hypocrisy	"Vengeance is mine!" sayeth jfurr.
alt.christnet.nudism	Stripping in the name of the Lord.
alt.christnet.philosophy	Philosophical implications of Christianity.
alt.christnet.prayer	Prayer in the lives of Christians.
alt.christnet.second-coming.real-soon-now	It could happen.	Some of them still do that, you know.
alt.christnet.theology	The distinctives of God of Christian theology.
alt.circumcision	Excuse me, you dropped something.
alt.circus.arts		Group for sharing and discussing circus arts.	The Citadel (S.C.) Alumni.	Traumatic Incident Reduction and Clearing.
alt.clerks		The Counter Culture.
alt.clothes.designer	The discussion of designer clothes.
alt.clothes.designer.versace	Clothing styles by Versace.	The special secrets under wraps.	Sports, casual, collection, or just one pair.	The "La Grotta di Merlino" club.
alt.clueless		I have no idea how to describe this group.	The Whole Earth Review and associated lifestyles.		Discussion about co-operatives.
alt.cobol		Relationship between programming and stone axes.		Another group worshipping caffeine.
alt.collecting.8-track-tapes	Fans of the endless loop cartridge.
alt.collecting.autographs	WOW! You got Pete Rose's? What about Kibo's?
alt.collecting.barbie	Use rec.collecting.dolls instead. (Moderated)
alt.collecting.pens-pencils	Pen & pencil collecting.
alt.collecting.sports-figures	Discussion of sports-related figures.
alt.collecting.teddy-bears	Collecting stuffed toy bears.	Discussions of the College Bowl competition.	Dining halls, cafeterias, mystery meat, and more.	College and university fraternities.	Delta Sigma Phi.	Sigma Pi: A fellowship of kindred minds.	College and university sororities.	Tunnelling beneath the campuses.		Is that "us" as in "U. S.", or do you just mean y'all?
alt.comedy.air-farce	Royal Canadian Air Farce.
alt.comedy.british	Discussion of British comedy in a variety of media.
alt.comedy.british.blackadder	The Black Adder programme.
alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre	Firesign Theatre in all its flaming glory.
alt.comedy.improvisation	Group improvisational comedies.
alt.comedy.laurel-hardy	The Laurel and Hardy comedy team.
alt.comedy.marx-bros	Why a duck?
alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges	Hey, Mo!
alt.comedy.standup	Discussion of stand-up comedy and comedians.
alt.comedy.vaudeville	Vaudeville and its descendants.
alt.comics.2000ad	Discussing British comic 2000AD and related issues.
alt.comics.alan-moore	Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
alt.comics.alternative	You could try a book without pictures, for example.
alt.comics.batman	Marketing mania.
alt.comics.classic	For the discussion of golden and silver age comic books.
alt.comics.dilbert	Scott Adams's intrepid engineer.
alt.comics.elfquest	W & R Pini's ElfQuest series.	Original works using existing comic characters.
alt.comics.image	What would a comic be without an image?
alt.comics.lnh		Interactive net.madness in the superhero genre.
alt.comics.peanuts	For the discussion of the Peanuts comic strip.
alt.comics.superman	No one knows it is also alt.clark.kent.	Some spinoff from	LETS and other local money systems.	Academic freedom issues related to computers. (Moderated)	Academic freedom issues related to computers.
alt.comp.blind-users	Computer technology for the visually impaired.
alt.comp.compression	Use comp.compression instead.
alt.comp.databases.xbase.clipper	Use comp.lang.clipper instead.
alt.comp.freeware	Free software that was intended to be free.
alt.comp.hardware.homebuilt	Designing devious devices in the den.
alt.comp.hardware.homedesigned	Computer hardware designed at home.
alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt	Building your PC from motherboards and cards.
alt.comp.lang.borland-delphi	Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus	ASUS motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.elitegroup	Elitegroup motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro	Supermicro motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.tyan	Tyan motherboards.
alt.comp.pheriphs.mainboard.supermicro	Use alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro.
alt.comp.shareware	"Try Before You Buy" software marketing.
alt.comp.shareware.authors	People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.shareware.for-kids	"Try Before You Buy" for children.
alt.comp.shareware.programmer	People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.hp	Hewlett Packard palmtop machines.
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.pilot	Discussion of USR/Palm PILOT series.
alt.comp.tandem-users	Users of Tandem computers.
alt.comp.virus		An unmoderated forum for discussing viruses.
alt.comp.virus.source.code	The source code to various virii.	The business of consulting about computers.	Soliciting for computer consultants.	Posts about computer consulting. (Moderated)	I hate to drive it, it gets such lousy mileage.	Interactive TV.
alt.config		Alternative subnet discussions and connectivity.
alt.consciousness	Use sci.psychology.consciousness instead.
alt.consciousness.4th-way	The Fourth Way, Gurdjieff, Ouspensky.
alt.consciousness.jancox	Jan Cox's view of consciousness.
alt.consciousness.mysticism	The quest for ultimate reality.
alt.consciousness.near-death-exp	Discussion of near-death experiences.
alt.consciousness.slyman	G.I. Gurdjieff's 4th Way presentation. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy		Be paranoid -- they're out to get you.
alt.conspiracy.antichrist	Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.conspiracy.area51	The US Government has a secret they're not telling you.
alt.conspiracy.jfk	The Kennedy assassination.
alt.conspiracy.jfk.moderated	JFK assassination conspiracy discussion. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy.netcom	Evil Empire / Gribbit.	The construction industry. See also
alt.consumers.experiences	Use misc.consumers instead.	Free offers and how to take advantage of them.
alt.consumers.sweepstakes	You may have already won!
alt.control.test.test.test	It worked.worked.worked, idjit.
alt.cookies.yum.yum.yum	Use instead.	Use instead.	The PClone package Corel Draw & related products.	No description.
alt.corporate.accountability	Use instead.
alt.cosuard		Sysops against rate discrimination.		/koo pahns/, not /kew pahns/.  Try it.
alt.cows.are.nice	Except when you put on the nipple clamps.
alt.cows.moo.moo.moo	Like cows would cluck or something.
alt.crackers		Snack food in little bits or big bytes.
alt.cracks		Heavy toolbelt wearers of the world, unite.
alt.crafts.plastic-canvas	Using plastic and canvas in artful creations.
alt.crafts.professional	Professional craftsmen.
alt.creative-cook	Use instead.
alt.crime		Crime in general, not just the crimes in alt.*.
alt.cuddle		What cows do with their food; should be alt.cows.cuddle.
alt.cult-movies		Movies with a cult following.
alt.cult-movies.alien	The Alien series of films.
alt.cult-movies.evil-deads	The Evil Dead movie series.
alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror	Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!
alt.cult.nudism		Crackpots in the nudist movement.
alt.culture.alaska	Is this where the ice weasels come from?
alt.culture.argentina	Use soc.culture.argentina instead.
alt.culture.austrian	Use soc.culture.austria instead.
alt.culture.beaches	Surf's up!
alt.culture.bullfight	To understand and appreciate the bullfight.
alt.culture.cajun	Cajun culture, history, genealogy, events.
alt.culture.egyptian	Use soc.culture.egyptian instead.
alt.culture.gard-trask	The Legend of Gardner Trask III.
alt.culture.hawaii	Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka 'Aina I Ka Pono.
alt.culture.indonesia	Use soc.culture.indonesia instead.
alt.culture.internet	The culture(s) of the Internet.
alt.culture.jesse-garon	'Jesse Garon', The GoldenBoy of USENET.
alt.culture.jollyroger	Conservative pirates of the Western Soul.
alt.culture.karnataka	Culture and language of the Indian state of Karnataka.
alt.culture.kerala	Use soc.culture.indian.kerala instead.
alt.culture.knights	The lives of the knighthood.
alt.culture.kuwait	Use soc.culture.kuwait instead.
alt.culture.military-brats	We learned to walk in Army bootees.	Norsemen on the net.
alt.culture.ny-upstate	New York State, above Westchester.
alt.culture.ny.upstate	Use alt.culture.ny-upstate instead.
alt.culture.openair-market	Discussing open air markets around the world.
alt.culture.oregon	Discussion about the state of Oregon.
alt.culture.saudi	The life and times of the people of Saudi Arabia.
alt.culture.somalia	Use soc.culture.somalia instead.
alt.culture.tamil	Use soc.culture.tamil instead.	Discussion of 1960s culture in the US and abroad.	At least pick a _good_ decade to be stuck in the past.	The Me Decade.	Asian Indians in the US and Canada.	Basking in the sun of the US's lower left.
alt.culture.usenet	A self-referential oxymoron.
alt.culture.virtual.oceania	Oceania project discussion and news. (Moderated)
alt.culture.www		World Wide Web culture.
alt.current-events.blizzard-of-93	The terrible blizzard of 1793.
alt.current-events.bosnia	The strife of Bosnia-Herzegovina.
alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater	The Clinton Whitewater Scandle.
alt.current-events.haiti	News about Haiti.	Use instead.
alt.current-events.russia	Current happenings in Russia.
alt.current-events.ukraine	Current and fast paced Ukrainian events.
alt.current-events.usa	What's new in the United States.
alt.cyberangels		The Guardian Angels try to rescue the net from itself.
alt.cybercafes		Cyber/Computer/Internet Cafes or Coffeeshops.
alt.cyberpunk		High-tech low-life.
alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo	Literary virtual reality in a cyberpunk hangout.
alt.cyberpunk.movement	A little laxative might help.	Cyberspace and Cyberpunk technology.
alt.cyberspace		Cyberspace and how it should work.
alt.cyberspace.rebels	Tough individualists on the net.
alt.cynicism		Bitter on the outside, idealistic on the inside!
alt.dads-rights		Rights of fathers. (Moderated)
alt.dads-rights.unmoderated	Unhindered discussion of the rights of fathers.
alt.david		Where have you gone, Michaelangelo?
alt.dcom.slip-emulators	Pseudo-SLIP/PPP with shell accounts. TIA, SLAP, etc.
alt.dcom.telecom	Unmoderated discussion of telecommunications technology.	... and the diseases that killed them, next on Geraldo.
alt.dear.whitehouse	When Hints from Heloise aren't enough.	How depressed is a fuck?
alt.desert-storm	Continuing proof that alt groups never die.	Discussion of graphics design.	Product design.	Do it, and do it NOW!	Please leave the light on when you leave.
alt.destroy.the.internet	Demons in the wire.		The ultimate in moderated newsgroups. (Moderated)
alt.devilbunnies	Probably better left undescribed.
alt.disasters.aviation	Plane Lands Safely at Airfield, Film at 11.
alt.disasters.misc	General discussion of disaster issues.
alt.discordia		All hail Eris, etc.
alt.discrimination	Quotas, affirmative action, bigotry, persecution.
alt.disney		Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.collecting	Use rec.arts.disney.merchandise instead.
alt.disney.criticism	Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.disneyland	Use rec.arts.disney.parks instead.
alt.disney.secrets	Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.divination		Divination techniques (e.g., I Ching, Tarot, runes).
alt.dont.get.even.get.odd	Oddball insomniacs.
alt.doobry		No description.
alt.dragons-inn		Breathing fire tends to make one very thirsty.
alt.dreams		What do they mean?
alt.dreams.castaneda	The dreaming techniques of Carlos Castaneda.
alt.dreams.lucid	What do they _really_ mean?
alt.drinks.kool-aid	Beverage break on the Information Superhighway.
alt.drinks.snapple	Made from the Best Stuff on Earth.
alt.drugs		Use rec.drugs.misc instead.
alt.drugs.caffeine	All about the world's most-used stimulant drug.
alt.drugs.chemistry	Discussion of drug chemistry and synthesis.
alt.drugs.culture	Entertainment while under the influence.
alt.drugs.hard		Heroin, cocaine, and friends.
alt.drugs.leri		I'm a little leary of drugs too.
alt.drugs.melatonin	The hormone Melatonin.
alt.drugs.pot		Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.pot.cultivation	Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.psychedelics	Use rec.drugs.psychedelic instead.
alt.drugs.usenet	Repeatedly pushing the button for a fix.
alt.drumcorps		Use rec.arts.marching.drumcorps instead.
alt.drunken.bastards	Peeing in the potted plants.
alt.drwho.creative	Writing about long scarves and time machines.
alt.dss			Discussion of the new Digital Satellite Systems.	It looks like a duck, but it's an alt group.
alt.dumpster		Oscar has always wanted a roomier place.
alt.dur.general		Durge chatter.	Use talk.environment instead.		Use the groups instead.	School doesn't have to suck!	The Bangkok distance education project.	Education for people with physical/mental disabilities.	Learning from teachers who are far away.	The email project for teaching English.	Student Affairs principles & practices.	Christian home-schoolers. (Moderated)	The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program.	Alternative postsecondary degree programs.	Studying about studying.
alt.elvis.king		Fat and dead, too.  Pretty useless king.
alt.emusic		Ethnic, exotic, electronic, elaborate, etc, music.	Home Power/Home-Made Power for Off-Grid Living.	Fueling ourselves without depleting everything.	Discussing electrical engineering.
alt.engr.explosives	BOOM.
alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die	We just can't get enough of him.
alt.etext		Texts made available for electronic redistribution.
alt.eunuchs.questions	Did it hurt?
alt.evil		Tales from the dark side.
alt.exotic-music	Exotic music discussions.
alt.ezines		Electronically published mini-magazines.
alt.fairs.renaissance	Discussions of Renaissance faires and festivals.		Discussion of actors, male and female.	Discussion of dead actors, male and female.	She's deadpan and she's homicidal.	No description.	No description.	Who's the Boss?  Now who's naked on your screen?	For fans of old AT&T logos.		I'm fond of buffered analgesics. Robert Lynn Asprin too.	Modern master of the spooky story.	Bahbrah!	Discussion group for fans of Barry Manilow.	Priss, the Replicants, the ADP and Bubblegum Crisis.	Fans of the original micro-softie.	The Science Guy.	?	The movie Blade Runner.	Jake & Elwood ride again!	Finally, someone who makes Al Gore look lively.	No description.	A young actor the women seem to be crazy about.	"Oooh, he just sounds soooo cool!  *Giggle*!"	Male and female actors from Great Britain.	From the Evil Dead to Brisco County, Jr.	Amy Fisher would understand.	Some musician guy I've never heard of.	The brother Douglas Adams never talks about.		A Toronto-area radio station.	Get a Life, you Letterman flunky.	Fans of felatio.	Late Night with a big red pompadour.	The Notorious Courtney Love.	Discussion of actor Crispin Glover.	For discussion of a past US Vice President.	Because the good Doc says I can't.	Electronic fan club for humorist Dave Barry.	The man who fell to earth.	Conversation about David Cassidy by fans.	Thwarter of the supervillain Tiffany.	The Usenet search engine at	Comedian Dennis Miller.	A pop music group.		Funny hats do not a band make.	7?  11?  Crap personified.	Discussion of the Dirk Pitt series by Clive Cussler.	Group for fans of dirty whores like Kathy-Jo Kramer.	Disney Afternoon characters & shows.	The Gargoyles animated series.	The Man of Bronze.	Lustful fanboys.	Fans of radio host Imus.	Two radio guys.	Of "Amazon Women On The Moon" fame.	Author of "The Meaning of Liff", & other fine works.	Dr. Pepper -- Love him or hate him.	Please ignore if group exists on your site.		People just love automobiles at Pennsic.	Now called "".	A place to worship Dr. Mellow.		Herbert's drinking buddies.		The ever exotic ramblings of Eli-the-Bearded.	Discussing Eddie Izzard, etc.		The works of writer David Eddings.		Maker of Supermodels.	The music and antics of Elton John.	Fans of the singer Elvis Costello.	The late, great Elvis the Pelvis.		Use instead.	No description.	Is that a Sears poncho?		Fans of funny animals, ala Steve Gallacci's book.	FurryMUCK and other anthropomorphic MU*s.	Crime does pay, or we wouldn't have so much of it.	Some TV preacher and horsebreeder.		Careful Neddy, it's that dastardly Moriarty again.	Fans of Doug Tracht, the DJ.	The host of "TalkSoup" on the E! Entertainment Channel.	For the discussion of the works of Harlan Ellison.	From Blade Runner to Indian Jones to Clancy stories.	Book 'em, Dano.	Love them horn rimmed glasses, baby.	For discussion of hedgehogs and thier fandom.	Fans of SF author Robert Heinlein grok this group.	I have no damn mouth!	Fans of the Henry Rollins Band.  Mother!	Douglas Hofstadter and Godel, Escher, Bach.		Elementary, my dear Watson.  Like he ever said that.	Fans of the abrasive radio & TV personality.	The movie, "The Adventures of Fartman."	Jammy Smears, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, etc.	A contributor to alt.astrology and soc.culture.indian.	On his Majesty's Secret Service (& secret linen too).	Fans of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.	The Dead Kennedys' lead singer.	Discussing the popular "Friends" star.	Playmate & sitcom starlet.	Phone Pranks 'r' Us.	Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.	Wild and wacky comedian Jame Carrey.	For the discussion of the 'Huge One'.	A circus sideshow performer.	Fans of the late-great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.	A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.	No description.	Joel Furr.	Please, take him home to the place where he belongs.	The future people speak.	?	Forget the rest of him, ya gotta love the nose.	Why are there so few hot, exhibitionist, S&M women?	Anything about Kate Moss, famous waifish model.	Fans of Kathy-Jo Kramer.	People who love Keanu Reeves, in all his blandness.	For the sycophantic hordes.	Discussion of Kieran Snyder's life and work.		Come Dancing.		LA radio station KROQ, FM 106.7.  Great monster name.	What is The Forum ?	Will it be a music concert or a lecture this time?		Little critters with BIG eyes.	One of the top 10 reasons to get the alt groups.	Top Ten lists from the Letterman show. (Moderated)	Discussion of Disney's "The Lion King".	No description.		Nice tits, eh... And how about that puppy?	Fanboys fall for female.	No description.	No one would know her, but she prosecutes O.J. Simpson.	Discussion of the Mark & Brian radio program.	For the general discussion of Meg Ryan and all her work.	Comedic great Mel Brooks.	Discussing the actor Michael Biehn.	Fear for his bad hair days.	British children's TV presenter.	Electronic fan club for animator Mike Jittlov.	Electronic fan club for those wacky Brits.'s favorite music group, moxy fruvous.		Discussions of Netscape's WWW browser Mozilla.		Fans of the "dopest, freshest homeboy" on KFI.		I thought people hated jerks who talked in theatres.	Canadian answer to MTV.	Discussing Andrew Martinez - the Naked Guy at Berkeley.	The Well of Souls and all things Markovian.	No description.	Conservatives return with a vengence.	UK model and Internet Cyberfemale, Nicki Lewis.	Long live Nikita!	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons, comics, etc.	Noam Chomsky's writings and opinions.	Have you ever played ping pong in Pago Pago?	Juice! Juice! Juice!		It's not that good, it's just OK.	People not impressed with Oksana Bayul's figure.	Another figure skater fan group.	Playmate and Baywatch lifeguard.	The official group of playmate Pamela Lee's fan club.	Miscellaneous Patricia Nieuwendijk discussion.	The magicians Penn Jillette & Teller.		Anne McCaffery's SF oeuvre.	No description.	Philip K. Dick, writer.	British children's TV presenter.	Princess Caraboo.		Like, but for anyone named Piers.	For fans of the s-f author Piers Anthony.	P.J. O'Rourke's dramatic displays.		Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet too.	Discussion of important Power Rangers facts.	For fans of Terry Pratchett, s-f humor writer.	Announcements about pubic wigs & book signings. (Moderated)	The Death of Lusers.		Julius will be so jealous.		Omnipotent being from either Star Trek or James Bond.	No description.	Possum Lodge happenings.	For folks who couldn't find	Fans of actress Christina Ricci.	WQEW's The Big Broadcast and its host Rich Conaty.	Even people who are not crooks die.	Baseball's most popular minor leaguer.	Discussing all things relating to Robotech.	Jellybeans and all.	Fan discussion of the actor/comic/writer/engineer.		Rumpole of the Bailey.	Derogation of others for fun and profit.	Rush's television programme.	Sailor Moon animation, manga, and merchandise.	Fans of the talented horror/comedy movies director.	For fans of the famous Page 3 Girl/pop singer.	The Speed'ing babe from Arlington VA.	Use instead.	Ahrnold, MacArthur at twice the mass.	Fans of the music of Shostakovich.		Fat fetishes have no place here.		Stuff about snopes.	Sega's spinning blue hero.	A cartoon revived from the 1960s.	Actor, author, performance artist, and monologist.	Slowing down traffic.	The newsgroup that goes to 11.	George Lucas's Star Wars.	The Rev. Steve Winter and his tactics.		See		That wild and crazy Vulcan.	No, she doesn't make noises like a squirrel.  Really.	Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.	Boys and men that teenagers worship.	Girls and women that teenagers worship.		No, not just any Bob -- _THE_ Bob.		No description.		Mortal Men doomed to die.	Use alt.books.tom-clancy instead.	Some guy.	31 flavours for readers.	Someone get this chick a colorist!	A teenage porn star whose trying to get respect.		The Irish rock band U2.	Fans of the mystical and awe-inspiring UNABOMBER.	The band Velocity Girl.		The War Lord of the West Preservation Fan Club.		Standing by, red 2.	Happy, happy hump day.	Generation X's gorgeous, elfin, brainy, goddess actress.	Discussion of the works of humour author P.G. Wodehouse.	The diminutive neurotic.	Groovy rock star & manager of pro wrestlers.
alt.fandom.cons		Announcements of conventions (SciFi and others).
alt.fandom.misc		General topics of fandom.
alt.fantasy.conan	People dreaming about O'Brien.		All facets of the fasion industry discussed.
alt.fax			Use comp.dcom.fax instead.
alt.feminazis		For people who hate radical feminists.
alt.feminism		Use soc.feminism instead.
alt.feminism.individualism	Discussions about feminism and individualism.	Multiculturalism invades the Emerald isle.
alt.filesystems.afs	The Andrew Filesystem.		Use instead.
alt.flame		Alternative, literate, pithy, succinct screaming.
alt.flame.abortion	Use talk.abortion instead.
alt.flame.airlines	Problems and complaints with the airlines.	Flames directed towards Notre Dame football.
alt.flame.james.ngygook	No description.
alt.flame.jay-stevens	No description.
alt.flame.jesus.christ	Looking for the Ultimate Flame in return.
alt.flame.nerds.jn	No description.
alt.flame.niggers	The disgustng spectacle of racial hatred.
alt.flame.rush-limbaugh	The opposition's version of
alt.flame.spelling	USENET's favourite fallacious argoomint.
alt.flame.tcs.die.die.die	Stupid TCS, Babylon 5 at 2am?
alt.flamenet		FlameNet the Newsgroup!	Collegiate humor.	Use or comp.society.folklore.
alt.folklore.computers	Stories & anecdotes about computers (some true!).
alt.folklore.gemstones	Stories about minerals.
alt.folklore.ghost-stories	Boo!
alt.folklore.herbs	Discussion of all aspects of herbs and their uses.	Current urban legends and other folklore. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.internet	Internet Myths and Legends.
alt.folklore.military	Military-oriented 'urban legends' and folklore.	The folklore of science, not the science of folklore.
alt.folklore.suburban	Serious discussion of urban legends. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.urban	Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.		Use instead.	Barbecue, grilling and related subjects.	Aphrodisiac confections.	An American Classic.  Buy our nostalgic art.		Black gold of another sort.  Colombian tea.		Breakfast, all day and all night.	Fast food restaurants.	Very low fat foods; not necessarily about weight loss.		Ground hominy, germless.	I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.	Low fat diets, food, and cooking.	Carl Sagan's favourite burger place.	Fun with flapjacks.		No description.		Never put one on your friend's knee at a recital.	Fruit of the Loom.	For the sea food lover in you.		The ancient art of preparing raw fish.	Make a run for the border.	Not just for breakfast anymore.		All about wine, for oeneophiles.
alt.foot.fat-free	Like, but for foot fetishists.
alt.foreplay		The groups probably have useful tips about this.		Use instead.	Items for sale and wanted in Grand Junction, CO.	Dietary items for sale and wanted.
alt.fractal-design.painter	Fractal Design's "Natural Media" painting.
alt.fractals		Use sci.fractals instead.
alt.frank.magazine	Great Canadian political satire.
alt.fraternity.sorority	Discussions of fraternity/sorority life and issues.
alt.freaks		Rick James, we love you!
alt.freedom.of.information.act	All about the FOIA.
alt.freemasonry		Someone will build my basement for free?  Cool.
alt.freenet		Free access to computer networks.	Luc has fun and likes cheese.
alt.future.millennium	The coming of 2000 (or 2001, if you're accurate).
alt.galactic-guide	Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Known Galaxy Project.
alt.gambling		Use rec.gambling instead.		Use instead.	The Air Warrior combat computer game.	A real high point in any gamer's day.	The Alternate Trek Reality showcase newsgroup.	For Game Builders using DCGAMES.	CivNet - Microprose's networked Civilization game.	Computer game Command & Conquer.	Use instead.	A dice game popular in the computer crowd.	Discussion of Star Wars related game.	Some game.		Roll the bones.		A really popular PC game.	Announcements about the PC game Doom. (Moderated)	Ladies and Gentlemen, We are in Hell.  On Earth!	Helping people new to a really popular PC game.	The game Down Economy. (Moderated)	Duke Nukem 3D.	Binaries for Duke3D.	Virgin Games computer game Dune II.		Hints & discussion of Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.	The Final Fantasy game.	Storytelling in the Final Fantasy universe.	Computer utilities for Dungeons and Dragons.	Use instead.		The Galactic Bloodshed conquest game.	No description.	It's just a game, isn't it?  Fnord.		Using an IPX emulator for the Internet to play games.		Use instead.		The Atari Lynx.	Discussion of the Macintosh Sci-Fi game Marathon.	Activision's Second Battletech Simulator.		Struggling in Mortal Kombat!	Mortal Kombat III. misspelt.	You can't get there from here.		Multi-Trek, a multi-user Star Trek-like game.	Discussion of the paradise version of netrek.	Talk about games at		The video game Street Fighter 2.		Gateway for TORG mailing list.	Discussion and comparison of various upcoming 3-D games.	A World of Dark game.	In-character roleplaying in the Clan Tremere.	Discussion of Tim Wisseman's VGA Planets.	Video games from before the mid-1980s.	Video games imported from Japan.	The craft of war: Orcs versus Humans.		A sequel to the infamous Water Closet games.	Discussion of WhiteWolf's line of gothic/horror RPGs.	Rage, White Wolf's trading card game.	A flight simulation game.		The Team17 arcade/strategy game Worms.	Grappling, throwing, clenching and so on.	Discussion on all aspects of the X11 game Xpilot.		The networked game Xtrek.
alt.gathering.rainbow	For discussing the annual Rainbow Gathering.
alt.geek		To fulfill an observed need.
alt.genealogy		Use soc.genealogy.* instead.
alt.gnashing-teeth	Angry sales people.
alt.gnn.exodus		No description.
alt.go.go.nancy		Fans of ice skater Nancy Kerrigan.
alt.gobment.lones	Talk about the thousand points of blight.
alt.good.morning	Would you like coffee with that?		A place for some news that's good news.
alt.gossip.royalty	Rumours plaguing the crown.
alt.gothic		The gothic movement: things mournful and dark.
alt.gothic.announce	Announcements relating to the Gothic subculture. (Moderated)	Discussion on pointy boots, hair dye, and makeup tips!
alt.gourmand		Recipes & cooking info. (Moderated)
alt.government.abuse	About governmental abuses of its power.
alt.grad-student.tenured	Professional students.
alt.graffiti		The writing is on the wall.		Use* instead.	Discussion of pixmap utilities.
alt.great-lakes		Discussions of the Great Lakes and adjacent places.
alt.great.ass.paulina	Ditch Rick for these drooling fanboys.  Yah, right.
alt.grelb		Vanity newsgroup for net.personality Alan Bostick.
alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy	Rodents are massing for the Great Rebellion.
alt.guitar		You axed for it, you got it.
alt.guitar.amps		Discussion of guitar amplifiers.
alt.guitar.bass		Bass guitars.
alt.guitar.lap-pedal	Pedal steel guitar discussion group.		Discussions about guitar tablature music.
alt.hacker		No description.
alt.hackers		Descriptions of projects currently under development. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.discuss	A self-moderated hackers discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.groups	Discussion of various hacker groups.
alt.hackers.groups.moderated	Advanced hacking and related technology. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.malicious	The really bad guys -- don't take candy from them.
alt.hacking		Redundant with many other groups.
alt.hackintosh		Clever programming on Apple's Macintosh.
alt.ham-radio.packet	Use instead.
alt.hangover		Pass the aspirin and a barrel of coffee.	Exploding egoism.
alt.hardcore		Like a peach.  Or the earth.
alt.healing.reiki	No description.		Use* or* instead.	Really old medicine from India.	Chronic Fatigue Snydrome Action Group. (Moderated)	Discussion of oxygen & ozone therapy.	Business Calculus Support Group.
alt.hemp		It's about knot-tying with rope.  Knot!
alt.hemp.politics	Political issues surrounding marijuana.	Use rec.heraldry instead.
alt.herpes.personals	People with herpes looking for companionship.	Are there a lot of pathetic people on the net or what?
alt.hindu		The Hindu religion. (Moderated)	A forum for discussing the hobby of living history.
alt.history.ocean-liners.titanic	Historic ocean liners: the Titantic.
alt.history.what-if	What would the net have been like without this group?
alt.holoworld.rpg	The Holoworld role-playing game.
alt.home-theater.marketplace	Home theater equipment wanted and for sale.
alt.home-theater.misc	Discussing all aspects of home theatre systems.		Bob Vila would love this group.
alt.homosexual		Same as
alt.homosexual.lesbian	Use soc.women.lesbian-and-bi instead.
alt.horology		A group for the science of clocks and watches.
alt.horror		The horror genre.
alt.horror.creative	Original horror fiction, poems, pictures.
alt.horror.cthulhu	Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Ctulhu, Ctulu, and the rest.
alt.horror.werewolves	They were wolves, now they're something to be wary of.
alt.hotrod		High speed automobiles. (Moderated)
alt.housing.nontrad	Communes, co-housing & alternative living arrangements.		Do-it-yourself (DIY) topics.
alt.html		Use comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html instead.
alt.html.editors.webedit	Users of Kenn Nesbitt's WebEdit.
alt.html.webedit	Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead.
alt.human-brain		A delicacy in some corners of the planet.	What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)	Discussion of posts.
alt.humor.bluesman	Humor from the 105th St. BluesMan's world.
alt.humor.puns		Not here.
alt.hvac		Heating, venting and air conditioning.
alt.hypertext		Discussion of hypertext -- uses, transport, etc.
alt.hypnosis		When you awaken, you will forget about this newsgroup.
alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork	Ex-Sugarcubes - not the Swedish Chef.
alt.illuminati		See alt.cabal.  Fnord.
alt.image.medical	Medical image exchange discussions.
alt.immortal		Eventually makes you insult people around the universe.
alt.impeach.clinton	Some think he performs as though he is impeared.	Progressive politics in the Indian sub-continent. (Moderated)
alt.individualism	Philosophies where individual rights are paramount.
alt.industrial		The Industrial Computing Society claimed this name.
alt.infertility		Discussion of infertility causes and treatments.
alt.internet		Try to find a better focused group than this.
alt.internet.access.wanted	"Oh. OK, how about just an MX record for now?"
alt.internet.commerce	Doing business on the Internet.	Recognizing the people responsible for inet success.
alt.internet.i-box	Possibly about Spry's Internet in a Box package.	The coverage of the internet by the media.	Not available in the uucp world, even via email.	Carl Malamud's Internet Talk Radio program.	Use talk.bizarre instead.
alt.inventors		People with new ideas.
alt.invest.penny-stocks	Investing in low cost stocks.
alt.invest.real-estate	Use misc.invest.real-estate instead.
alt.irc			Internet Relay Chat material.
alt.irc.announce	Announcements about Internet Relay Chat (IRC). (Moderated)
alt.irc.bots		Daemons on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.bots.eggdrop	Eggdrop IRC-Bot discussion/announcements.	See for details.
alt.irc.dalnet		The DALnet IRC network.
alt.irc.efnet		No description.
alt.irc.hottub		Discussion of the IRC channel #hottub.
alt.irc.ircii		IRC, the sequel.
alt.irc.mirc		Help and info on the IRC client mIRC.
alt.irc.questions	How-to questions for IRC (International Relay Chat).
alt.irc.ratsnest	Trivia game schedules, scores, and chat for #RatsNest.
alt.irc.recovery	Withdrawing from IRC overdose.
alt.irc.romance		Finding love on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.undernet	The alternative IRC.
alt.irs.class-action	Discussing a class-action suit against US's IRS.			Internet Services (defunct; fnord). (Moderated)		If it's a sewer, let's treat it like one! (Moderated)		The companion to -- too much foo. (Moderated)
alt.islam.sufism	Discussions of the mystical dimensions of Islam.
alt.japanese.misc	Use soc.culture.japan(.moderated) instead.
alt.japanese.text	Postings in Japanese; Japanese language software.		Use* instead.	Overseas from where?  Use* instead.
alt.jokes.limericks	There once was a group in alt.
alt.jokes.pentium	Playing with the problems plaguing Pentium.
alt.journalism		Shop talk by journalists and journalism students.
alt.journalism.criticism	I write, therefore I'm biased.
alt.journalism.freelance	Clearinghouse for freelance writers.	News from a homosexual viewpoint.
alt.journalism.gonzo	Hunter S. Thomspon's approach to reporting.
alt.journalism.moderated	The profession of journalism. (Moderated)	Reporting on topics of music.
alt.journalism.newspapers	Writing in the newspaper industry.	The work of photo journalists.
alt.journalism.print	For newspaper, magazine and online reporters.
alt.journalism.students	People studying to be journalists.
alt.jyotish		No description.
alt.kalbo		Bald guys of the world, unite!
alt.karen		Vanity group.
alt.ketchup		Whak* Whak* ...shake... Whak* Damn, all over my shirt.		A place for the pre-college set on the net.	Use soc.penpals instead.
alt.kill.the.whales	And fulfill the prophecy of Star Trek IV!	No description.
alt.landscape.architecture	Landscape design and planning.
alt.lang.asm		Assembly languages of various flavors.
alt.lang.basic		The Language That Would Not Die.	The CA Realizer GUI programming environment.
alt.lang.delphi		Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.language.urdu.poetry	Poetry in the Indic Urdu language.
alt.las-vegas.gambling	Paying the big price for entertainment in Las Vegas.
alt.lasers		Anything about laser technology.
alt.lawyers.sue.sue.sue	Use instead.
alt.lefthanders		How gauche.
alt.legend.king-arthur	Legends and history of Arthur, King of the Britons.
alt.lemmings		Rodents with a death wish.
alt.lesbian.feminist.poetry	Everyone has their niche.	Shops for people with oral fixations.	The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.	This may be the answer to "get a life" for some.		Another whingy alt group.	Discussions related to going barefoot.
alt.litterbox		Use rec.pets.cats instead.
alt.locksmithing	You locked your keys in *where*?	Gambling with the state as bookmaker.		Created by someone who couldn't find alt.romance.
alt.lucky.w		Luck is benificent synchronicity (it sez here).
alt.lunatics		The Lunatics and any other perverts who like them.
alt.lycra		The WunderFabrik.
alt.mac.copy-protect.kdt-terminator	KDT and copy-protection for Macintosh. (Moderated)	Use instead.
alt.machines.cnc	Discussing CNC Machine tools.
alt.mag.penthouse	Penthouse Magazine.
alt.mag.playboy		Four decades of appreciation or degradation. Your pick.
alt.magazine.2600hz	Spam free discussion of 2600 Magazine. (Moderated)
alt.magazines.pornographic	Use instead.
alt.magic		For discussion about stage magic.
alt.magic.secrets	The Butler did it, with mirrors, to Colonel Mustard.
alt.magick		For discussion about supernatural arts.
alt.magick.chaos	Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards.
alt.magick.moderated	Serious discussion of magickal practices. (Moderated)
alt.magick.serious	People seriously into the occult.		Pursuing spirituality through sexuality and vice versa.	No description.
alt.magick.tantra	Discussing tantric yoga and other esoteric practices.
alt.magick.tyagi	Magick as revealed by Mordred Nagasiva.
alt.magick.virtual-adepts	Not quite, but almost, an adept.	And piss off thousands of people even faster.
alt.malta		Yum, chocolate maltas are delicious.	No description.
alt.manga		Use rec.arts.manga instead.
alt.manufacturing.misc	All about manufacturing.	No description.
alt.martial-arts.karate.shotokan	Discussions of shotokan karate.
alt.masonic.members	Freemasons.
alt.math.iams		Internet Amateur Mathematics Society. (Moderated)		Can I get fries with that?
alt.mechwarrior2	Use instead.		Helping people with allergies.		Chronic Fatague Syndrome discussions. (Moderated)	Specific discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)	Information about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)	Discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)		Use misc.emerg-services instead.	Discussion of medical equipment.	Fibromyalgia Fibrositis List.	Veterinary medicine and animal health.	Jobs for medical industry salespeople.
alt.meditation		General discussion of meditation.
alt.meditation.moderated	Moderated disucssion of meditation. (Moderated)
alt.meditation.transcendental	Contemplation of states beyond the teeth.
alt.mega-ego.yonderboy	Cruel irony, indeed.
alt.memetics		The evolution of ideas in societies.
alt.mens-rights		We hold these truths to be self-evident.
alt.messianic		Messianic traditions.
alt.mexico		The people of Central America's largest nation.
alt.military.cadet	Preparing for the coming apocalypse.
alt.mind.bending	Discussion of MindBending Software releases.
alt.mindcontrol		Are you sure those thoughts are really your own?
alt.mining.recreational	Digging rock as a hobby.
alt.mirc		Use alt.irc.mirc instead.
alt.misc		Use misc.misc instead.
alt.misc.forteana	Charles Fort, his books, and general weird happenings.
alt.missing-adults	Locating missing adults.
alt.missing-kids	Locating missing children.
alt.mobilehome		Aspects of living in mobile homes.
alt.models		Use rec.models.* instead.
alt.mof			No description.
alt.motd		The messages of the day.
alt.motherjones		Mother Jones magazine.
alt.motorcycle.sportbike	Use instead.	Use instead.
alt.motss.bisexua-l	Use instead.
alt.mountain-bike	Use instead.
alt.movies.branagh-thmpsn	Films of Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson.
alt.movies.bruce-lee	Movie star & martial artist Bruce Lee & Jeet Kune Do.
alt.movies.chaplin	Discussion of Charlie Chaplin's life and art.
alt.movies.christian-bale	Actor Christian Bale.
alt.movies.cinematography	Use rec.arts.movies.production instead.
alt.movies.hitchcock	The films of Alfred Hitchcock.
alt.movies.independent	Films put out by independent producers.
alt.movies.indian	Films from India and the Indian subcontinent.
alt.movies.joe-vs-volcano	Fans discuss the movie Joe versus the Volcano.
alt.movies.kubrick	For the discussion of Stanley Kubrick's movies.	Godzilla! The Wolfman! The Thing! Aiiieee!!
alt.movies.scorsese	Are you talking to me?  You think I'm funny?
alt.movies.silent	Shhhhhhhhhhh!
alt.movies.siskel+ebert	Reviewing reviews from reviewers Siskel and Ebert.
alt.movies.spielberg	Films of blockbuster director Steven Spielberg.
alt.movies.terry-gilliam	Writer and director Terry Gilliam.
alt.movies.tim-burton	The brooding works of Tim Burton.
alt.movies.visual-effects	Discussion of visual f/x for movies and tv.
alt.msdos.batch		MS-DOS batch files.
alt.msdos.programmer	For the serious MS/DOS programmer (no forsale ads).
alt.mtv-sucks		Barry Manilow RUL3Z!
alt.mud			Use instead.
alt.mud.lp		Use instead.
alt.mud.majormud	Discussion of the MBBS mud.  Lots and lots of mud.
alt.mud.programming	Programming in text-based virtual reality environments.
alt.multimedia.director	Macromedia Director.	People who need to get out more often.		Artists on the 4AD music label.	Use instead.		Swedish pop.	African music.	Discussion of Alanis Morissette.	Use instead.	One of Seattle's finest.	For groups having 2 or less Platinum-selling albums.	Discussing alternative music by female artists.	Discussion of the pop-rock group America.	Discussion about Amy Grant and her music.	Use instead.	Bananananana Truffle.	Band directors' forum.	Use instead.	The Beastie Boys.		Jeff Beck, I suspect.	Discussion of the pop-rock group America.	The soulful stylings of the Brothers Gibb.	Bela and the Flecktones.	Sounds from the Big Band era.	Discussion of Billy Brinkley, err Joel.		For fans of Bjork and the late Sugarcubes.	Iron instruments.	The band Black Sabbath and their music.	Discussing Blue Rodeo.	Bluegrass information, lyrics, transcriptions, etc.	BOC -- Godzilla's gonna get ya.	For "All fellow travelers."		Fandom of the uniquely British group Blur.	For fans of Jon and the gang.	People pirating music performances.	The harmonizing tunes of Boyz II Men.	Apparently too popular to warrant further description.	The Butthole Surfers.		The music and fans of The Byrds.	Oh, Canada, eh?	Soca, Calypso, and Steel Pan.	Lips that touch Def Leppard won't touch mine.		The music of Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty.	The music & art of the international star Celine Dion.	You might think hymnals and chants, but you'd be wrong.	An "alternative" band from UK (Northwich).	Discussion of the pop-rock band Cheap Trick.		The life and music of superstar Cher.	Discussion of the band Chicago.	Discussions of clarinets, players, and music.		Anything about the musical group The Clash.	To complex for _your_ simple mind.	In my day, we used to count sheep.	No need to argue -- Irish pop group The Cranberries.	Discussion of the musical group Crash Test Dummies.		Music to dance to.	Discussion of the works of Glenn Danzig.  MOTHER!	A way to exchange information about this artist.	The Dave Matthews Band.	Art is not bound by the limits of tastefulness.	Discussions about Deep Purple and related artists.	Discussion about the rock group Def Leppard.	The works of Depeche Mode.		For discussion about Ronnie James Dio.	Mark Knoppfler and the rock band Dire Straits.	Is "progressive metal" an accepted label?	Discussion of the Band.	For fans of Justine and co.		The Electric Light Orchestra.	Enigma and similar bands.		Gaelic set to spacey music.	Erasure's fan following.	Discussion of the musical group Faith No More.	Fates Warning.		SF/fantasy related folk music.	Rock group Fleetwood Mac and its members.	No description.	The band Galaxie-500 and related music.	Capitalizing on "just telling it like it is."		Roddenberry's bad lyrics for the Star Trek theme.	Genesis, in all their incarnations.	The band Green Day.	Discussion of folksingers Arlo & Woody Guthrie.		Gwarrrrr.	Could be porno set to music.	Lip music.	Taxi!	The music of the Hawaiian islands.	Hootie and the Blowfish.		Use instead.	Discussing Iggy Pop, his life and work.	Soloists without contracts with the major labels.	The musical duo Indigo Girls.	The band InSoc, AKA Information Society.		Get it?  "In Excess".  In the words of Nelson, "Ha ha."	Discussions about J.S. Bach (1685-1750).	JT!	The music of Jane's Addiction and its members.	Singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.	Ironman sitting on a park bench.	Music from the Jewish heritage.	'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.	No description.	Use instead.	The multi-platinum rock group "Journey".	Givin' it from the (usually drunken) heart.		Use instead.		No description.	Music of Kylie Minogue.	Discussion about Led Zeppelin and their music.	The music of Leonard Cohen.	Discussion about the music of Gordon Lightfoot.	Talk about The Band.	Life and music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.	Discussion of Loreena McKennit.	Lou Reed.	The art, the music and the life of Luis Miguel.	Discussion of song lyrics.	About DJ's, their music, and lives.	The art of creating techno, ambient, etc.	No description.	People who play woodwind instruments.	Able to break glasses with a single boundless high note.	A progressive band.  The Silmarillion is a book.	You've been a good little boy!	No description.	Mexican influenced music.		Music from MIDI devices.	About Raymond Zwarts's MidiWeb WWW site for MIDI.	Perhaps not the music you would expect.		Use instead.		No description.	Discussion of current rock and pop music.		No description.	Hey, hey, they were the Monkees.	Still In Search of the Lost Chord.	Morrissey's career and music.	No description.	The music of New Order and its members.	Nils Lofgren's Music, concerts, CDs etc.		Nine Inch Nails.	Works for Reznor's Nine Inch Nails.		Use instead.	Generation X's Seattle leaders, leaderless.	Discussion of the group No Doubt.		Southern California Punk Ban NoFX.		No description.	No description.		For fans of the Ambient Techno music group "The Orb".		Blizzard of Osbourne.	I'm broken.	Milwaukee's music at its finest.	Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group.	Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group. (Moderated)	Discussion of Paul Simon's music.	The music of the alternative rock band Pearl Jam.	The music of the Pet Shop Boys.	So, it's the music of Peter Gabriel, sans frontier.	The American composer Philip Glass.	Sold out shows everywhere.	The Pogues.	Weird Al or not, polka is popular some folks.	Musical group Pop Will Eat Itself.	Discussions related to the music group Primus.	So my Prince came.  Make him go away.	For the punk-dance act called "the prodigy".	Discussion about record production and A&R.	Yes, Marillion, Asia, King Crimson, etc.	All types of psychedelic music.		Fandom of the British band Pulp.		The band Queen and related solo acts.	For discussion of the kings of puck rock.	Jesus rides beside us.	Rockabilly.	To Pink or Not to Pink.		For Rushheads.	A Touch of Solace in Ecstasy.		? (Moderated)	Making the music and/or listening to it.		Aquatic creatures playing cymbals and the horn stand.	No description.	No description.		Discussions of ska ( skank ) music, bands, and suchlike.	Skank or mosh, we don't care.	The Smashing Pumpkins.	Discussion about the Smiths, and related solo projects.	Life and music of Stephen Sondheim.	Loud enough to make you deaf.	News & Discussions on Sophie B. Hawkins.		Discussion of sweet soul music.	The band Soundgarden.	Discussion of the Brit-pop combo Squeeze.	Discussing the band Steely Dan.	No description.	The band Stone Temple Pilots.		No description.	Oxford's finest.	ABBA and beyond.	David "Japan" Sylvian and friends.	The Roland U20 synthesizer.	Depeche Mode, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, and much more!	The real alternative music scene.	Bring on the bass!		Janis Joplin to ZZ Top, Willie Nelson to Pantera.	The music and fans of The Band.	A rider on the storm no more.	If you play it too loud, they bust your party.	The band The Cure.		No description.		They Might Be Giants.	Todd Rundgren music fandom.	Discussion of works of artist Tom Waits.		Tool is so... out there, man.	The rock band The Tragically Hip.		Another group for the band U2. See also		Music from the British Isles.	No description.	For discussion of topics related to Van Halen.	Use instead.	Music that appears in video games.		Marble Tulip Juicy Tree.	Parodies-R-Us.		Enduring megagroup.		Music from around the world (no "pop" or "rock").	No description.		The progressive band Yes.	No description.	So don't do that.
alt.mythology		Zeus rules.
alt.mythology.mythic-animals	Creatures of myth, fantasy, and imagination.
alt.native		People indigenous to an area before modern colonisation.	Use* instead.
alt.necronomicon	Use alt.necromicon instead.
alt.neo-tech		Books and ideas from Neo-Tech Publishing Company.	Work out your troubles with
alt.netgames.bolo	Use instead.		The USA's north eastern region.
alt.newbie		The altnet housewarming committee.
alt.newbies		Housewarming for a group.	Yes, we delight in your games.
alt.newlywed		Life after the wedding.		Don't believe the hype.	News concerning Macedonia in the Balkan Region.	Gate's megacorp in the news.
alt.niteclub.alternative	Alternative music nightclubs.
alt.niteclub.commercial	Commercially owned nightclubs.
alt.nocem.misc		Discussion about the NoCeM project.
alt.noise		Ow, quit it.
alt.non.sequitur	Richard Nixon.
alt.nosebeeping		Test newgroup goes wild in slapstick spoof.
alt.npractitioners	Nurse practitioners.
alt.nuke.europe		People not especially fond of Europe.
alt.nuke.the.usa	People not especially fond of the US of A.
alt.obituaries		Notices of dead folks.
alt.occult.kabbalah.golden-dawn	The Golden Dawn system of Kabbalah. (Moderated)	Office management issues.
alt.olympic.studies	Analyzing various Olympic competitions. (Moderated)
alt.olympics.housing.low-cost	Looking for cheap housing at the Olympics.	Large commercial online services, and the Internet.	Or should that be "America Offline?"	Discussions and questions about Compuserve.	Run!  It's the Delphoids!	Public FreeNet systems.	Discussions and questions about GEnie.	The Global Network Navigator.	Discussion of The Imagination Network.	MSN (Microsoft Network) online service.	The Sears Prodigy system.	The womens' organization Beta Sigma Phi.	The Clan MacDude, Scots meet the surf.	Digitale Burgerbeweging (Dutch EFF).	Discussion of the Earth First! society.	The Food Not Bombs homeless aid organization.		Junior Chamber of Commerce.	The Christian Organization PromiseKeepers.	A ministry for boys.	Regarding the Sierra Club.	The "Starfleet" Star Trek fan organization.	For the discussion of topics relevant to Team OS/2.	Public speaking and Toastmasters International.
alt.os.linux		Use comp.os.linux.* instead.
alt.os.linux.caldera	The Caldera Network Desktop.
alt.os.linux.slackware	Questions, answers & general talk of Slackware Linux.
alt.os.multics		30 years old and going strong.
alt.os.windows95.crash.crash.crash	Early test runs have not impressed.
alt.out-of-body		Out of Body Experiences.
alt.pagan		Discussions about paganism & religion.
alt.pagan.contacts	Personal & commercial contacts in the pagan community.
alt.pagan.magick	Pagan magick and ritual discussion.
alt.pantyhose		Stockings are sexier.
alt.parallel.universes	Perpendicular universes hurt more.
alt.paranet.abduct	"They replaced Jim-Bob with a look-alike!"
alt.paranet.metaphysics	Philosphical ontology, cosmology and cosmetology.
alt.paranet.paranormal	"If it exists, how can supernatural be beyond natural?"
alt.paranet.psi		"How much pressure can you generate with your brain?"	"Maybe if we dissect the psychic ..."
alt.paranet.skeptic	"I don't believe they turned you into a newt."
alt.paranet.ufo		"Heck, I guess naming it ``UFO'' identifies it."
alt.paranormal		Phenomena which are not scientifically explicable.
alt.paranormal.channeling	Spiritual mediumship, channeling and channelers.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles	A discussion of Crop Circles.
alt.paranormal.pyramid	Theories on mystic aspects of pyramids.
alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic	And Rolaids.spells.relief.	Use* instead.
alt.parenting.spanking	Discussion about punishment methods for children.
alt.parenting.twins-triplets	The issues of raising twins & other multiples.
alt.parents-teens	Parent-teenager relationships.		Parties, celebration and general debauchery.	Damn the environmentalists, full speed ahead!
alt.peace		Political, social and philosophical talk of world peace.
alt.peace-corps		The works of the Peace Corps.
alt.peeves		Discussion of peeves & related.
alt.penguin-fetish.recovery	This one's for you, Alun.
alt.periphs.pcmcia	Credit card sized plug in peripherals (PCMCIA, JEDIA).
alt.personals		Do you really want to meet someone this way?	Geek seeks Dweeb. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.aliens	Looking for out-of-this-world love.	Personals by or seeking bisexuals.
alt.personals.big-folks	Romance for large people.
alt.personals.bondage	Are you tied up this evening?
alt.personals.fags	Use alt.personals.motss instead.
alt.personals.fat	Romance for fat people.
alt.personals.fetish	Romance for object-oriented people.
alt.personals.herpes	Contacting people with herpes.
alt.personals.intercultural	Sometimes the twain can meet.
alt.personals.intergen	Where the old meet the young.
alt.personals.jewish	Advertising for romance with Jewish people.
alt.personals.misc	Dweeb seeks Geek. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.motss	Romance for gay people.	Personal ads from people with voice mail systems.
alt.personals.poly	Hi there, do you multiprocess?
alt.personals.psychedelic	Looking for other drug users.
alt.personals.spanking	Oedipus gives this group a thumbs up.
alt.personals.spanking.punishment	In search of bad butt burn.
alt.personals.tall	Romance for tall people.
alt.personals.teen	Teen personal ads and e-mail-me ads.
alt.personals.transgendered	People seeking TV/TS friends.
alt.personals.universities.csu.sacramento	PSP at Cal State Sacramento.
alt.pets.ferrets	Ferrets and the people who love them.
alt.pets.hamsters	Make that wheel go 'round.
alt.pets.parrots.african-grey	Distant relative of the Norwegian Blue.
alt.pets.prairie-dogs	Keeping prairie dogs as companions.
alt.pets.rabbits	Coneys abound. See also
alt.pets.rodents	All species of pet rodent.		United Kingdom version of alt.2600.
alt.philosophy.debate	Back to basics.
alt.philosophy.objectivism	A product of the Ayn Rand corporation.
alt.philosophy.taoism	All aspects of Taoism.
alt.philosophy.zen	Meditating on how the alt.* namespace works.
alt.phreaking		All about stealing phone service.
alt.pinecone		The heart of camp arts & crafts.	Leadfoot Larry.
alt.planning.transportation	Transportation planning issues and techniques.
alt.planning.urban	Urban development.
alt.politics.british	Politics and a real Queen, too.
alt.politics.bush	The politics of shrubbery.
alt.politics.clinton	President Bill Clinton.
alt.politics.correct	A Neil Bush fan club.
alt.politics.datahighway	Electronic interstate infrastructure.
alt.politics.democrats.d	U.S. Democratic party.		The European economic community.
alt.politics.economics	War == Poverty, & other discussions.
alt.politics.elections	All about the process of electing leaders.
alt.politics.equality	An oxymoron.
alt.politics.europe.misc	The general political situation in Europe.
alt.politics.greens	Green party politics & activities worldwide.
alt.politics.harry-browne	Libertarian Harry Browne for US president.
alt.politics.homosexuality	As the name implies.
alt.politics.immigration	All issues related to immigration.
alt.politics.jaffo	Six hectares long.
alt.politics.korea	A forum for Korean politics. (Moderated)
alt.politics.libertarian	The libertarian ideology.	Individual liberty and gay/lesbian/bi issues.	How the mass media is involved in shaping politics.	About an individual nation just for blacks.
alt.politics.nationalism.white	About White Supremacy.	Politics of the U.S. firearms (etc.) regulation agency.	The United States Centrial Intelligence Agency.	The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation.	Political organizations.	The ultrasecret security arm of the US government.	Politics at the "United" Nations.
alt.politics.perot	Discussion of the non-candidate.
alt.politics.radical-left	Who remains after the radicals left?
alt.politics.reform	Political reform.	Not a good idea to mix them, sez Marilyn & Profumo.
alt.politics.socialism.mao	Maoist thought in theory and practice.
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky	Trotskyite socialism discussions.
alt.politics.usa.congress	Discussions relating to U.S. House and Senate.
alt.politics.usa.constitution	U.S. Constitutional politics.
alt.politics.usa.misc	Miscellaneous USA politics.
alt.politics.usa.newt-gingrich	Discussion of House Speaker Gingrich.	Discussions of the USA Republican Party.
alt.politics.white-power	People who believe in White Supremacy.
alt.politics.youth	Discussions about youth politics.
alt.polyamory		For those with multiple loves.
alt.pootergeek.lesbian	For Pootergeeks and their friends.
alt.postmodern		Postmodernism, semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
alt.president.clinton	Will the CIA undermine his efforts?
alt.prisons		Can I get an alt.* feed in the slammer?.
alt.privacy		Privacy issues in cyberspace.
alt.privacy.anon-server	Issues surrounding programs that aid anonymity.
alt.privacy.clipper	The USA administration's Clipper encryption plan.
alt.private.investigator	Digging up the dirt.
alt.projectmng		Managing projects.
alt.prophecies.nostradamus	Mystic verse.
alt.prose		Use rec.arts.prose instead.
alt.psst.hoy		Psst, buddy.  Wanna buy a hoy?
alt.psychoactives	Better living through chemistry.
alt.psychology		Use sci.psychology.misc instead.	An group away from home.
alt.psychology.jung	Discussion of works & theories of Carl Jung.
alt.psychology.mindmachine	Light/sound/electrostim technology.
alt.psychology.nlp	Neuro-linguistic programming.
alt.psychology.personality	Personality taxonomy, such as Myers-Briggs.
alt.psychology.transpersonal	Transpersonal psychology.
alt.psychotic.roommates	Single white female seeks roommate.	Realistic place to meet and chat with friends.		Your cyberspace friendly bar...come on in!
alt.pud			"Discussion of the TFiLE PuD!@#@#!@$!"   Whatever.
alt.pulp		Paperback fiction, newsprint production, orange juice.
alt.punk		Punk rock and its surrounding culture.
alt.punk.europe		The punk rock scene in Europe.
alt.punk.straight-edge	Not shaving eyebrows, but the sXe movement.
alt.ql.creative		Quantum Leap fiction for the typographically challenged.
alt.quotations		Quotations, quips, .sig lines, witticisms, et al.	Use instead.	Digital radio signals.	Radio programming by the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.	U.S. National Public Radio: shows, stories, hosts, etc.	Radio storyman Paul Harvey.	Hide the gear, here comes the magic station-wagons.	Use instead.	Use instead.		Radio talk and call-in shows.		Radio in the United Kingdom.	Talk radio (call-in) programmes in the British Isles.
alt.railroad		Use misc.transport.rail.misc instead.
alt.random.noise	Bitstream Underground's Random Noise.
alt.rap			Use instead.
alt.rap-gdead		Fans of The Grateful Dead and Rap. Really.
alt.rave		Techno-culture: music, dancing, drugs, dancing, etc.	Realtors helping with long moves.
alt.rec.camping		Use rec.backcountry instead.
alt.rec.hovercraft	Recreational hovercraft discussion.
alt.recovery		For people in recovery programs (e.g., AA, ACA, GA).
alt.recovery.aa		Recovery and Alcoholics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.addiction.sexual	Recovering sex addicts.	For adults from dysfunctional families.
alt.recovery.catholicism	Getting over a Roman Catholic upbringing.
alt.recovery.clutter	Getting over a cluttering/messiness problem.
alt.recovery.codependency	Mutually destructive relationships.
alt.recovery.compulsive-eat	Food is an addictive drug.		Recovery and Narcotics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.panic-anxiety.self-help	Self-help for panic recovery.
alt.recovery.religion	The twelve steps from the Ten Commandments.
alt.religion.all-worlds	Grokking the Church of All Worlds from Heinlein's book.
alt.religion.angels	Belief in angels.
alt.religion.asatru	No description.
alt.religion.broadcast	It's legal but not necessarily proper.
alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren	Nichiren believers unite.
alt.religion.buddhism.nkt	Buddhist sect New Kadampa Tradition (NKT).
alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan	The teachings of Buddha as studied in Tibet.
alt.religion.christian	Unmoderated forum for discussing Christianity.
alt.religion.christian-teen	Discussion area for Christian teens.
alt.religion.christian.20-something	Discussion for the Twentysomething.
alt.religion.christian.anabaptist.brethren	No description.	The international Church of Christ.
alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel	No description.
alt.religion.christian.last-days	In anticipation of Christ's 2nd coming.
alt.religion.computers	Tiresome technical tirades.
alt.religion.course-miracle	A Course in Miracles (ACIM).
alt.religion.druid	Druids and their ideas, practices, and beliefs.
alt.religion.eckankar	Eckankar, the religion of the Light and Sound of God.
alt.religion.gnostic	Unmoderated group like soc.religion.gnostic.
alt.religion.goddess	Perspectives on goddess worship & women's spirituality.
alt.religion.islam	Unmoderated group like soc.religion.islam.
alt.religion.kibology	He's Fred, Jim.
alt.religion.louis-nick	Worship in the Church of Lou.
alt.religion.monica	Discussion about net-venus Monica and her works. (Moderated)	Mormon religion.	More Mormon religion.
alt.religion.rabbet	The Rabbet sect.
alt.religion.scientology	L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology.
alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick	The sacred Three Squick.
alt.religion.scientology.xenu	The Galactic Overlord of Scientology (OT III).
alt.religion.sexuality	The politics of sexuality and religion.
alt.religion.shamanism	Use soc.religion.shamanism instead.
alt.religion.unification	Discussion of Unificationism.
alt.religion.universal-life	Universal Life Church.
alt.religion.urantia-book	Discussions about the Urantia Book.
alt.religion.vaisnava	Discussion of the Vaisnava spiritual tradition.
alt.religion.watchtower	Watchtower/JW discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.religion.wicca	No description.
alt.relocate		Setting up a new home in a far away place.
alt.restaurants		Use instead.
alt.retribution		Use alt.flame instead.
alt.revenge		Two wrongs trying to make a right.
alt.revisionism		"It CAN'T be that way 'cause here's the FACTS".
alt.revolution.american.second	Jeffersonian dreams.
alt.revolution.counter	Discussions of counter-revolutionary issues.
alt.rhode_island	A little state with apparently world wide interest.
alt.rock-n-roll		Counterpart to and alt.drugs.
alt.rock-n-roll.acdc	Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
alt.rock-n-roll.aerosmith	Lead singer looks like an ugly lady.
alt.rock-n-roll.classic	Classic rock, both the music and its marketing.
alt.rock-n-roll.hard	Music where stance is everything.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal	For the headbangers on the net.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death	"Death metal" and newgroup overkill.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr	"Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.groove	Groove-oriented stoner metal.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy	Non-sissyboy metal bands.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden	Sonic torture methods.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.megadeth	The band Megadeth.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica	Sort of like Formica with more hair.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.motley-crue	The music of Motley Crue.	Slayer teams up with Tom Cora.
alt.rock-n-roll.oldies	Discussion of rock and roll music from 1950-1970.
alt.rock-n-roll.stones	Gathering plenty of moss by now.
alt.rodney-king		Riot catalyst.
alt.romance		Discussion about the romantic side of love.	Chit chat about romance, often silly.
alt.romance.mature-adult	Discussions and personals for mature adults.	Love over the wire - does it work?
alt.romance.teen	Talk about teen love and infatuations.
alt.romance.unhappy	alt.angst on the run.
alt.rush-limbaugh	Fans of the conservative activist radio announcer.
alt.rv			Rotten varmints or recreational vehicles, you decide.
alt.sailing.asa		The American Sailing Association.
alt.sailing.pbsa	Hey Sailor.
alt.satanism		Not such a bad dude once you get to know him.	Satellite TV in the Asia/Pacific region.	Satellite signal de-cryption techniques.	All about European satellite tv.	TV satellite systems wanted or forsale.	Environmentalist causes.	Programming the Sound Blaster PC sound card.	Looking for assistance with schoolwork.
alt.sci.joe-bay		The "b" stands for "bargain!"
alt.sci.mbe		No description.
alt.sci.physics.acoustics	The soundness of the science of sound.	Scientific theories you won't find in journals.
alt.sci.planetary	Studies in planetary science.
alt.sci.sociology	People are really interesting when you watch them.	Science and technology in Indonesia.
alt.sci.time-travel	Theory of time travel.
alt.scooter		Motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
alt.scottish.clans	Discussions about Scottish Clans.		Security issues on computer systems.	Discussion of Home/Business/Vehicle security alarms.	Espionage, intelligence, and tradecraft.	Pointers to good stuff in (Moderated)	The Pretty Good Privacy package.	Terrorism -- the bomb, the bullet, and the blade.	The Bomb the rocked Olympics '96.	TWA Flight 800 over Long Island.	The story of television.
alt.sega.genesis	Another addiction.
alt.self-esteem		Discussing self-esteem improvement and help.
alt.self-improve	Self-improvement in less than 14 characters.
alt.sewing		A group that is not as it seams.			Postings of a prurient nature.	Debating the pros and cons of sex.		How to make the most of your UFO abduction.	No description.	Ouch.		Sexual acts involving the anus.		Possibly animal husbandry, but I doubt it.		People who enjoy suffocation.		Ben-wa, beach, tea, soccer, Lucille ... testicles too.		Hairy homosexual men.	For phallic fantasies.	Silly, tricks are for kids.	Happiness is a warm puppy.	For people with big, purple newt fetishes.	That little squeek they make is so cute.	Pictures of bestial acts.	NEWS FLASH: ancient people did it mostly the same way.		Tie me, whip me, make me read the net!	A new marketplace competitor for Fruitopia.	Whatever spins your electrons.	For frustrated SCO users.		Excuse me while I turn the page.		Discussing attraction to boy children.		Discussions about female breasts -- big and small.	See	All about cathouses.		All posts to this group will be cancelled.		Where Carasso's SO is himself.		I dunno, that's a pretty small hole in the middle.	Discussing attraction to children.		It's amazing what tentacles can do.	Phone sex with a real time Internet visual aid.		Mickey, Minney --- you know.	Ask what this is about.	Canadian college boys amuse themselves.		No description.		Cleansing the bowels as an erotic act.		Literary or artistic works with a sexual theme.	Use	The business of sex.	Looking for personal escorts.	Discussion of personal escort advertisements.	So you want to be a star.	No descriptipn.		Rollin' with the rolly polly.		Discussions about female dominant relationships.		Sword play or containment systems, take your pick.	Sexual attraction to missing body parts.	Lusting after unnatural body forms.	Worshipping the feet of male children.	Sex for the bean counters.	Sex for bean counters who can't spell.	They're dry and secure all day, too.	It's an ear thing.	Keen on ET's star child, all grown up.	No description.	Rollin' with the rolly polly.	Rubber, leather, chains, and other fetish clothing.	Kiss them. Now.	We like opps' toes.	Arousal caused by very big people.	Hair, hair, everywhere. Palms even.	We just _love_ Hannakaisa, She's Soooo sexy.	Sticky and almost fluid ... hmm.	At least you don't have that smell afterward.	Motorcycles as sex objects.	The mysteries of Asia are a potent lure.	People stimulated by panties.	Peter D's momma sure is something.	Need we say more?	This is for you robot types.	Sexy Serena and friends.	People excited by excrement.	For discussion & posting of fantasies related to size.	Like necrophilia without being quite so macabre.	Discussion of smoking as a sexual fetish.	For those with a fetish about sports clothes.	Illogical yet fascinating Star Trek lust.	The BOB(c) fetishes; The BOB(c) in drag.	Laughter is the best foreplay.	The potent powers of the petite.	Ooooooo suck my tongue.	Trent "NIN" Reznor's screaming slaves.	Arousal by young, underweight people.	They don't mean hottub polo.	Sploshing, food, mud and other messy fetishes.	People who dig covering a women with White-Out.	Rough-housing for sexual kicks.	Erotic pictures of the X-men.	Use instead.	What was your first time like?		Always wet.		Peaches, crew cuts, tennis balls, whatever.	Tonight's movie: 20000 convicts in the hood & a woman.	Use instead.		Discussing sexual attraction to girl children.	'Various Public "Glory-Holes"' it said.  Ewww.	Use* instead.		Fuel for the pornography-incites-violence debate.	Why are there so few, hot, exhibitionist, S&M pussies?	Tracking the changing sexual mores of human society.	Homosexual relations.		Discussing the issues of intra-family sexual relations.	Robbing the cradle and the grave.		Calling His name.	I love chocolate ice cream.  What's it to you?		Discussion on sex with people with the initials J.P.	That's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" to you, bub.		No description.	Discussions of magazines with sticky pages.	Passion for the prosecutor.	Self-satisfaction for people who can't spell.	Where one's SO is oneself.	Probably illegal traffic.		Sex with unusually short people.		Jesse Helms would not subscribe to this group.		Discussing the ins and outs of certain movies.	Asmodean, God of Fuck.	No description.	Penthouse Letters.	Get the trimmers, that stuff is gross.	Dead people as stimulus.		The pleasures and complications of remote mounting.	No description.		Not involving sound.  Void where prohibited by law.		Discussion of orgies and group sex.		For all your parpering needs, kind sir.	Discussing the issues around attraction to children.	The issues around attraction to boy children.	The issues around attraction to girl children.	Almost certainly illegal traffic.	Almost certainly illegal traffic.		Sex on the line.	Gigabytes of copyright violations.	Discussion of gigabytes of copyright violations.	Copyright violations featuring mostly females.	Copyright violations featuring mostly males.	Plush Sex: Strategically Placed Holes.	Discussing the sexuality of pre-teen people.		Stop the insanity.		The precursor to many a deflowering.	The oldest profession.	Possibly sex between reptiles, but probably with them.		For the discussion and encouragement of safe sex.	Exon does the nasty. We have proof!	The oldest profession.		Markup languages as a sexual tool.	What's this? Bleats me!	Agh, I can't reach the rip cord!		Sadism and masochism with mulberries.		Home of the Snake Cult.	The Snuff Film urban legend grows weirder.		Noises from the heat of passion.		Roll your own joke for this one.	Bondage for beginners.		For those who need it *NOW*.	Erotic stories involving bondage/dominations.	For those who talk about needing it *NOW*.	Erotic tales involving homosexuals.	Stories featuring heterosexual sex.	Stories about intrafamily sex.	Stories with sexual content. (Moderated)	No description.	Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.	Sex talk for very large people and their admirers.	The promiscuous crowd.	Insipid sex.	No description.		The sexuality of teenagers.	Discussion of phone sex services.		Cartoon sex.		The subtopics of are becoming more and more odd.		Sex lives of transsexuals.		Not all girls are beautiful, but we love the ugly too.		Sex with uncircumcised men.	The senator should lighten up.	No description.		Group sex via the telephone.	A lot of lurkers in this group.		Requests for erotica, either literary or in the flesh.	Looking for escorts.	No description.	Bet there are a lot of models beating a path to here.	To streamline things a bit.	Not quite co-ed naked water polo.	Exploring the eroticism of feeding and being fed.		Questions for only true sex wizards.		The sexuality of young people.	A euphemism for	A euphemism for
alt.sexual.abuse.recovery	Helping others deal with traumatic experiences.	More Stardrek.
alt.sf4m		A group for forumites everywhere.  We know who you are.
alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy	"Worlds Beyond" shared universe.
alt.shared-reality.startrek.klingon	Klingons: Blood, Honor and Tribbles.
alt.shenanigans		Practical jokes, pranks, randomness, etc.
alt.shoe.lesbians	A discussion for shoe lesbians and their friends.
alt.showbiz.gossip	A misguided attempt to centralise gossip.
alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek	Group for Usenet motto.	I.M. Pei's little known bland brother.
alt.silly-group.persian	Rugs, cats, lambs, etc.	Eponymy.
alt.silly.little.newsgroup	With a
alt.skate		Use* instead.
alt.skate-board		Discussion of all apsects of skate-boarding.
alt.skate.figure	Use instead.
alt.skincare		Dermatology.
alt.skincare.acne	Fighting zits.
alt.skinheads		The skinhead culture/anti-culture.
alt.skinheads.moderated	The skinhead culture/anti-culture. (Moderated)
alt.skunks		Le pew.
alt.sl9			Crashing into Jupiter.
alt.slack		Posting relating to the Church of the Subgenius.
alt.smokers		Puffing on tobacco.
alt.smokers.cigars	From stogies to cubans.
alt.smokers.pipes	Briars, meerschaums, and calabashes.
alt.snail-mail		Mail sent on paper.  Some people still do that.
alt.snowmobiles		For bikers who don't like two wheels in snow and ice.
alt.society.anarchy	Societies without rulers.
alt.society.civil-liberty	Same as alt.society.civil-liberties.
alt.society.conservatism	Social, cultural, and political conservatism.
alt.society.fruitopia	Discord, but not Eris.
alt.society.futures	Musing on where we're all headed.
alt.society.generation-x	Lifestyles of those born 1960-early-1970s.
alt.society.labor-unions	Theory and practise of labor unions.
alt.society.mental-health	Keeping your marbles in the modern world.
alt.society.modern-life	Multi-disciplinary discussion of today's world.
alt.society.neutopia	A place to further the cause of peace and love.
alt.society.resistance	Ohm's law applied to social science.
alt.society.revolution	Espousing Jeffersonian ideals.
alt.society.sovereign	Independence in society.
alt.society.underwear	What's the big deal, anyway?
alt.society.zeitgeist	Adult discussion of current events, love, music.
alt.soft-sys.corel.draw	The Corel Draw graphics package.	Generating voltage from the sun's energy.	Discussions of practical solar thermal energy use.
alt.solaris.x86		Sun's Solaris on Intel x86 compatible computers.
alt.soulmates		Richard Bach and his herculean odds.
alt.sources		Alternative source code, unmoderated. Caveat Emptor.
alt.sources.mac		Source code for Apple Macintosh computers.
alt.sources.wanted	Requests for source code.
alt.spam		What is that stuff that doth jiggle in the breeze?
alt.speech.debate	High school and collegiate debate and forensics.	Spirituality from a personal/experiential vantage.
alt.spleen		Venting as a biological function.	Use	Rotisserie league basketball.	In the gutter again.	Like alt.suicide with rubber bands.		Look what you've done to the wall!	Hunting with birds of prey.	Table soccer and dizzy little men.	Run for the roses: breeding, betting on & racing horses.	Horse race handicapping systems & strategies.	Discussion of personal watercraft.	The game of lacrosse.	Indoor splatball with infrared lasers.	Variant on old sport for those with no access to cows.	Being a referee.	Splat, you're it.	Light amusement.		Knock your balls into your pockets for fun.	All aspects of indoor racquetball and related sports.	With the proper technique, vegetables can go very fast.	Discussions of street hockey.	Use instead.	Traditional Greco-Roman rasslin'.
alt.sports.badminton	Discussion about badminton.	Atlanta Braves major league baseball.	Baltimore Orioles major league baseball.	Boston Red Sox major league baseball.	California Angles major league baseball.	Chicago White Sox major league baseball.	Chicago Cubs major league baseball.	Cincinnati Reds major league baseball.	Cleveland Indians major league baseball.	Colorado Rockies major league baseball.	Detroit Tigers major league baseball.	Florida Marlins major league baseball.	Houston Astros major league baseball.	Kansas City Royals major league baseball.	Los Angeles Dodgers major league baseball.	Minor league baseball talk.	Milwaukee Brewers major league baseball.	Minnesota Twins major league baseball.	Montreal Expos major league baseball.	New York Mets baseball talk.	New York Yankees baeball talk.	Oakland As major league baseball.	Philadelphia Phillies baseball talk.	Pittsburg Pirates major league baseball.	San Diego Padres major league baseball talk.	Seattle Mariners major league baseball.	San Francisco Giants baseball talk.	St Louis Cardinals baseball talk.	Texas Rangers major league baseball.	Toronto Blue Jays baseball talk.	Big 5 conference basketball talk.	U of Pennsylvania (NOT Penn State!) basketball.	Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball.	Boston Celtics NBA basketball.	Charlotte Hornets NBA basketball.	Chicago Bulls NBA basketball.	Cleveland Cavaliers NBA talk.	Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball.	Denver Nuggets NBA basketball.	Detroit Pistons NBA basketball talk.	Golden State Warriors NBA basketball.	Houston Rockets NBA basketball talk.	Indiana Pacers NBA basketball talk.	Los Angeles Clippers NBA talk.	Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball talk.	Miami Heat NBA basketball talk.	Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball talk.	Minnesota Timberwolves NBA basketball.	New Jersey Nets NBA basketball.	Orlando Magic NBA basketball talk.	Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball talk.	Phoenix Suns NBA basketball talk.	Portland Trailblazers NBA talk.	San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball talk.	Sacramento Kings NBA basketball talk.	Seattle Sonics NBA talk.	Toronto Raptors NBA talk.	Utah Jazz NBA basketball talk.	Vancouver Grizzlies NBA talk.	Washington Bullets NBA basketball.	New York Knicks NBA basketball talk.	The Atlantic Coast Conference.	No description.	Discussions of college sports in the Big East.	The Big 10 college athletic conference.	Conference USA college athletics.	Ivy League athletics.	Sports at Michigan colleges.	Notre Dame sports.	OSU Sports plus a whole lot more.	Discussions of college sports in the Pac 10.	Sports in the SEC athletic conference.	Sports at the University of Kentucky.	Sports at Syracuse University.	Univerisity of Texas at Austin athletics.
alt.sports.darts	Dart throwing games.	Arena football (US-style, not soccer).	Florida U Seminoles football.	Minnesota Vikings NFL football talk.	Oakland Raiders NFL football talk.	Arizona Cardinals NFL football talk.	Atlanta Falcons NFL football talk.	Baltimore's franchise NFL football talk.	Buffalo Bills NFL football talk.	Carolina Panthers NFL football talk.	Chicago Bears NFL football talk.	Cincinnati Bengals NFL football talk.	Cleveland Browns NFL football talk.	Dallas Cowboys NFL football talk.	Denver Broncos NFL football talk.	Detroit Lions NFL football talk.	Green Bay Packers NFL football talk.	Houston Oilers NFL football talk.	Indianapolis Colts NFL football talk.	Jacksonville Jaguars NFL football talk.	Kansas City Chiefs NFL football talk.	Los Angeles Raiders NFL football talk.	Los Angeles Rams NFL football talk.	Miami Dolphins NFL football talk.	New England Patriots NFL football talk.	New Orleans Saints NFL football talk.	New York Giants NFL football talk.	New York Jets NFL football talk.	Oakland Raiders.	Philadelphia Eagles NFL football talk.	Phoenix Cardinals NFL football talk.	Pittsburgh Steelers NFL football talk.	San Diego Chargers NFL football talk.	Seattle Seahawks NFL football talk.	San Francisco 49ers NFL football talk.	St. Louis Rams NFL football talk.	Tampa Bay Bucaneers NFL football talk.	Washington Redskins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.gymnastics	Gymnastic competitions.	No description.	EC Hockey League.	Rotisserie league ice hockey.	I Hockey League.	Boston Bruins NHL hockey talk.	Buffalo Sabres NHL hockey talk.	Use instead.	Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey talk.	Calgary Flames NHL hockey talk.	Colorado Avalanche NHL hockey talk.	Dallas Stars NHL hockey talk.	Detroit Redwings NHL hockey talk.	Edmonton Oilers NHL hockey talk.	Florida Panthers NHL hockey talk.	Hartford Whalers NHL hockey talk.	Los Angeles Kings NHL hockey talk.	Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey talk.	New Jersey Devils NHL hockey talk.	New York Islanders NHL hockey talk.	New York Rangers NHL hockey talk.	Ottawa Senators NHL hockey talk.	Philadelphia Flyers NHL hockey talk.	Phoenix Coyotes NHL hockey talk.	Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey talk.	Use	Quebec Nordiques NHL hockey talk.	San Jose Sharks NHL hockey talk.	Saint Louis Blues NHL hockey talk.	Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey talk.	Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey talk.	Washington Captials NHL hockey talk.	Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey talk.	Some hockey league, maybe.	Football, European style.	Footballs, British style.
alt.stagecraft		Technical theatre issues.
alt.starfleet.rpg	Starfleet role playing stories.
alt.starfleet.rpg.german	Playing "Starfleet" using German language.
alt.startrek.bajoran	The Star Trek alien race known as the Bajorans.
alt.startrek.borg	Galactic spam.
alt.startrek.cardassian	Cardassians in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.creative	Stories and parodies related to Star Trek.
alt.startrek.creative.erotica	Lustful stories set in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.klingon	AcK!  What is that thing on your head?!
alt.startrek.romulan	Romulans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.tos.trekmuse	The MUSE based on StarTrek, the Original Series.
alt.startrek.trill	Discussions about Trills and symbiosis.
alt.startrek.uss-amagosa	The Internet Star Trek Society.
alt.startrek.vulcan	Vulcans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.steinberg.cubase	Discussion of Cubase and Steinberg Products.
alt.stories.erotic	Use rec.arts.erotica instead.
alt.stories.incest	Storied about intrafamiliy sexual relationships.
alt.stupidity		Discussion about stupid newsgroups.
alt.stupidity.spatch	...and bacon.
alt.sufi		Awakening to marriage of the sacred to everyday life.	Talk of why suicides increase at holidays.
alt.super.nes		Use instead.
alt.supermodels		Discussing famous & beautiful models.
alt.supermodels.cindy-crawford	House of Style's overexposed host.		Dealing with emotional situations & experiences.	Pro-choice advocates.	People with people who were abused.	Discussion of AIDS among serodiscordant couples.	Support for people who have panic attacks.	Helping people with stiff joints.	Dealing with labored breathing.	Helping people who can't control muscle movements.	Attention Deficit Disorder.	People in relationships with ADD/ADHD afflicted.	Sizeism can be as awful as sexism or racism.	Peer support for boy lovers.	Discussion of breast implants.	Discussion & support for breastfeeding.	Emotional aid for people with cancer.	Helping men with prostate cancer.	Cerebral Palsy support.	Childless by choice support group.	Support group for those with chronic pain.	Support for sufferers of ulcerative colitis.	Depression and mood disorders.	Extremely serious depression problems.	Depression that comes and goes.	Support for kids w/diabetes and their families.	Seeking enlightenment through weight loss.	Discussion of the use of anorectic drugs in obesity.	To promote creativity among disabled artists.	Sexual issues relating to disabled people.	For persons with dissociative disorders.	Discussion of marital breakups.	Support for unusually short people. (Moderated)	The cyberspace support group for dystonia.	People over the edge about weight loss.	Endometriosis support group.	Epilepsy support.	Recovering from religious cult experiences.	Discussion group for people with food allergies.	People who are foster parents.	Support for and by people with glaucoma.	Support group for the grieving.	For those grieving the loss of their pet.	Discussion of migraine and headache ailments.	Support group for hearing impaired.	Discussing herpes.		Support for sufferers of irritable bowel syndrome.	The urinary tract disease interstitial cystitis.	Discussion of jaw-disorders.	Helping genitals cope.	Helping people deal with kidney problems.	For individuals with learning disabilities.	It's not easy being green.	Marfan syndrome support group.	Discussion of the problems and joys of marriage.	Helping women through menopause.	Living with multiple sclerosis.	Support for those affected by myasthemia gravis.	Discussing issues relating to second-hand smoke.	The dangers of secondhand smoke. (Moderated)	Support/resources to treat obesity. (Moderated)		For overcoming Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.	Support and resources for people with ostomies.		The endocrine disorder PCO, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.	Group for those with personality disorders.	Post Polio Syndrome discussion area.	For individuals with prostatitis.	Mutual support for schizophrenics.	Short people commiserate.	Um, er, <blush>, well, maybe I will post, after all.	Single parenting solutions and support.	Inflammation of the sinuses.	Psoriasis and other common skin afflictions.	Discussing the skin-disease psoriasis.	For all types of sleep disorders.	Helping Xenophobes.	Support for people dealing with Spina Bifida.	Dealing with step parents.	Getting over the nicotine addiction.	Support for people who stutter.	Survivors of Prozac & all other SSRIs.	Issues of interest to tall people.	How to earn your keep with a fifteen foot commute.	People with thyroid gland problems.	Coping with ringing ears and other head noises.	Support for folks with Tourette's Syndrome.	Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.	Turner Syndrome support group.
alt.surfing		Riding the ocean waves.
alt.surfing.bodyboard	A mini-surfboard for playing in the ocean.
alt.surrealism		Surrealist ideologies and their influences.
alt.sustainable.agriculture	Such as the Mekong delta before Agent Orange.
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork	The beginning of the end.
alt.sys.amiga.blitz	The Blitz Basic programming language.
alt.sys.amiga.demos	Code and talk to show off the Amiga.
alt.sys.amiga.thor	Group for the multipurpose offline reader THOR.
alt.sys.intergraph	Support for Intergraph machines.
alt.sys.mac.newuser-help	A forum for Macintosh users new to the internet.
alt.sys.pc-clone.acer	Acer computer systems.	Dell computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.gateway2000	A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.micron	A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.zeos	Zeos (Micron subsidiary) computer systems.
alt.sys.pdp10		The trusty old PDP 10.
alt.sys.pdp11		The trusty old PDP 11.
alt.sys.pdp8		The trusty old PDP  8.
alt.sys.perq		PERQ graphics workstations.
alt.sys.sun		Technical discussion of Sun Microsystems products.
alt.sysadmin.recovery	Getting over the trauma of system administration. (Moderated)
alt.taiwan.republic	Use soc.culture.taiwan instead.	Diskutoj per la internacia lingvo.		A lighthearted place for discussions concerning Koreans.	Discussion of royalty and nobility.	General talk about the weather.
alt.tanya.shalayeva	Ask
alt.tarot		Your destiny is in the cards.
alt.tasteless		Truly disgusting.
alt.tasteless.jokes	Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
alt.tasteless.penis	Try putting some chocolate on it.	Use instead.	Horror stories of technical support.	Use sci.engr instead.
alt.teens		Teenagers.
alt.teens.penpals	For teens to advertise for/find penpals.  NO SEX ADS!
alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff	Use rec.arts.poems instead.
alt.teens.sexuality	Discussion for teens about sex & sex issues.
alt.telescopes.meade.lx200	Discussion of Meade's LX200 telescope.		Use instead.
alt.test		Alternative subnetwork testing.
alt.test.a		No description.		He's so big he needs his own test group.
alt.test.d		Discussion about posts in alt.test.		No description.
alt.test.ignore.yes.its.that.easy	Naming, however, is more challenging.	Thank you for sharing.		Hardly just one.
alt.test.only		Stop interrupting testing with discussion.
alt.test.test		Think, people!  How many test groups do we really need?
alt.test.two		This is getting ridiculous.
alt.test.yer.posts	Directions for people who find "alt.test" too confusing.
alt.testing.testing	Radio check.
alt.theosophy		Teaching about God & the world based on mystic insight.
alt.thinking.hurts	So don't do that.	You made your bed, lie in it.
alt.thought.southern	No description.
alt.thrash		Thrashlife.
alt.tinygirls		Like
alt.toon-pics		Use instead.
alt.torture		Remarkably insightful group name.		Yo Joe! The G.I.Joe/Action Force action figures.	Optimus Prime is my hero.		Use instead.	From robots to vehicles and back again.
alt.transgendered	Boys will be girls, and vice-versa.	All about travelling to Canada.	Ever go to Montreal for pizza --- from Albany?
alt.treasure.hunting	Finding lost riches.
alt.troll		The gentle art of trolling, on Usenet and beyond.
alt.true-crime		Criminal acts around the world.		Discussion of the NBC Sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun.		Discussion of the BBC TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous.	American Gothic.	Steven Spielberg's Animaniacs!	Discussing Pinky & the Brain cartoons (Narf).	Use instead.		He's everywhere.  Now appearing in several alt groups.		The world's #1 show, aka "Babewatch".	Some sort of science and comedy show.	The Beauty and the Beast telly programme.		Fans of "Beverly Hills 90210" TV show.	NBC's "Boston Common" show.	Here's the story of a lovely lady.	A western comedy adventure.	Discussion of the TV Show Chicago Hope.		Discussion of the TV show Christy and related issues.	Just what the hell is going on here?	Keep them on the boob tube and off the net.	For the fans that refuse to die.	A live action animated sitcom.	Squish the saccharine newt.	The Discovery Channel Canada discussion group.		The Duckman animated sitcom.	For the discussion of CTV's Due South.	Fan fiction based on CTV's Due South.		Discussion of _Earth 2_ television series.	Fans of the television show Eek the Cat.		Discussion of the television show E.R.	The Forever Knight television programme.		Kelsey Grammer as Frasier.		Discussion of NBC's comedy Friends.	Just look at these wonderful prizes.	Fans of those inside (and outside) of Herman's Head.	There was only one, then a bad sequel, now a tv show.	Discussions on the hit ABC sitcom Home Improvement.		A shotgun does an impressive job of destroying a TV.	Oh Looocceeee, I'm ho-ome!	30 minutes to sell you a vacuum hair cutting system.	The Kids in the Hall comedy skits.		Spirits.	Discussions about Knight Rider.		"Kung-fu" and "Kung-fu, The Legend Continues".	The Law & Order television programme.	Animated variety.	The new adventures of the man from Krypton, Superman.	Fan fiction about Lois and Clark.	Lost in Space.	Some people really love their televisions.	Tom Selleck stars as a hunky private investigator.		Nothing like a good comedy about war and dying.	Blipverts will kill ya.	Cat fights and sleaziness, Wednesdays on FOX.	Discussing all incarnations of Mission: Impossible.		Hey, you robots! Down in front!		I want my MTV.		Miss Piggy on the tube.	Discussion of the TV Series "Murder One".		"Married... With Children".	My So-Called Life and Operation Life Support.	Shows on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).	Discussion of the NBC sitcom Newsradio.	Nickelodeon tries to appeal to the Boomers.	The first network for kids.	For the TV show with moss growing on it.	The TV show "Nowhere Man" on US UPN stations.	For fans of the NYPD Blue TV show.	Fans of Fox's Party of Five.	The Picket Fences show.		The Prisoner television series from years ago.	Public access and community television.	Fanfiction relating to the show Quantum Leap.	Discussion of the MTV programme "The Real World".		Convincing 3-D animation.	The British sci-fi/comedy show.	Some change from Lassie, eh?	Road Rules, MTV series.		The Robotech animated SF TV series.	But he won't do windows.		In all her glory.	Saved by the Bell, a sitcom for teens.	For fans of TV/movie actor Scott Bakula.		SCTV (Second City TV) & alumni discussions.		Deep sea adventures in the future.		A funny guy.		Live action Asian SF/Fantasy discussion, etc.	Sunny day.	USA's Silk Stalkings murder/mystery show.		Don't have a cow, man!	The cartoon-within-a-cartoon.		General discussion on TV situation comedies.		FOX's Sliders.	Writing stories in the Slider's show environment.		Saturday Night Live, older but not better.	Space: Above and Beyond.		Sports on television.	Deep Space 9.	The original Star Trek series.	Another Star Trek universe show:  Voyager.		No description.	Babble.	Late night wars on the major networks.	FOX's animated series with Jon Lovmyself.	No description.		SPOOON!!!	Discussion about the "Tiny Toon Adventures" show.	Careful with that cel!	Some show called "TV Nation".	Discussion about the popular (and unusual) TV show.		Discussion of the sci-fi phenomenon V.		V.R. 5.		For Sandpiper Air Frequent Flyers.		A wise guy.		Extra-terrestrial coverup conspiracies.	Creative writings for the The X-Files.		No description.		That Connie Dobbs clone, her tv show, and her double Xs.
alt.ufc			No description.
alt.ufo.reports		Use alt.paranet.ufo instead.
alt.union.iatse		A entertainment/information industries union.
alt.union.natl-writers	Publishing industry & labor movement.
alt.unix.wizards	Like comp.unix.wizards, only unmoderated.
alt.usa-sucks		Not like an Electolux.
alt.usage.english	English grammar, word usages, and related topics.
alt.usage.german	Questions and answers about the German language.
alt.usenet.kooks	I have a theory about why we have such crazy theories.
alt.usenet.manifestoes	Mission statements, purposes on the net. (Moderated)
alt.usenet.offline-reader	Getting your fix offline.
alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent	Forte, Inc.'s Agent offline readers.
alt.usenet.reposts	Use instead.
alt.utensils.spork	No, it's a foon!  Or a floorwax and dessert topping.
alt.uu.announce		Announcements of Usenet University.
alt.uu.comp.os.linux.questions	Usenet University helps with LINUX.
alt.uu.lang.esperanto.misc	Learning Esperanto at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.lang.russian.misc	Learning Russian at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.math.misc	Learning math at the Usenet University.
alt.uunet.anti-trust	Legal theories of Stephen Boursy.
alt.vacation.las-vegas	Everything you always wanted to know about Vegas.
alt.vampyres		Discussion of vampires and related writings, films, etc.		Discussion of Digital Video Disk hardware and software.	Reviews of video games.	LD players and selections available for them.	Trading of legally copied videos.
alt.videos.bootlegs	Illegally made tapes of commercial events.		Discussion/information on visas pertaining to US.
alt.war			Not just collateral damage.
alt.war.civil.usa	Discussion of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865).
alt.war.vietnam		Discussion of all aspects of the Vietnam War.	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC applications.	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.	D00DZ in favour of pirating old PC software.
alt.waves		Tsunami.  Gesundheit.
alt.webedit		Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead. (Moderated)		Use instead.
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die	Ensigns just get no respect.		Bob's not here.
alt.wholesale		Nobody else pays retail, why should you?		The Common Desktop Environment.
alt.windows95		Use* instead.
alt.winsock		Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.programming	Programming Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.trumpet	The Trumpet newsreader.
alt.wired		Wired Magazine.
alt.wolves		Discussing pure wolves.
alt.wolves.hybrid	Wolf-dogs and other crosses.
alt.women.attitudes	The different attitudes that women have.
alt.women.shesaid	Women-only discussion group. Not moderated.
alt.women.supremacy	Women's social status and general gender wars.
alt.www.hotjava		Discussions of Sun Microsystems's Java language.		All forms and aspects of yoga.
alt.zen			It is.
alt.zima		A clear malt beverage, better with lime.
alt.zines		Small magazines, mostly noncommercial.

User Contributions:

Apr 8, 2023 @ 4:04 am
Whether or not you believe in God, this message is a "must-read"!

Throughout time, we can see how we have been carefully conditioned coming to this point where we are on the verge of a cashless society. Did you know that the Bible foretold of this event almost 2,000 years ago?

In the book of Revelation 13:16-18, we will read,

"He (the false prophet who deceives many by his miracles--Revelation 19:20) causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666."

Referring to the last generation, this could only be speaking of a cashless society. Why so? Revelation 13:17 says that we cannot buy or sell unless we receive the mark of the beast. If physical money was still in use, we could buy or sell with one another without receiving the mark. This would contradict scripture that states we need the mark to buy or sell!

These verses could not be referring to something purely spiritual as scripture references two physical locations (our right hand or forehead) stating the mark will be on one "OR" the other. If this mark was purely spiritual, it would indicate both places, or one--not one OR the other!

This is where it really starts to come together. It is incredible how accurate the Bible is concerning the implantable RFID microchip. This is information from a man named Carl Sanders who worked with a team of engineers to help develop this RFID chip:

"Carl Sanders sat in seventeen New World Order meetings with heads-of-state officials such as Henry Kissinger and Bob Gates of the C.I.A. to discuss plans on how to bring about this one-world system. The government commissioned Carl Sanders to design a microchip for identifying and controlling the peoples of the world—a microchip that could be inserted under the skin with a hypodermic needle (a quick, convenient method that would be gradually accepted by society).

Carl Sanders, with a team of engineers behind him, with U.S. grant monies supplied by tax dollars, took on this project and designed a microchip that is powered by a lithium battery, rechargeable through the temperature changes in our skin. Without the knowledge of the Bible (Brother Sanders was not a Christian at the time), these engineers spent one-and-a-half-million dollars doing research on the best and most convenient place to have the microchip inserted.

Guess what? These researchers found that the forehead and the back of the hand (the two places the Bible says the mark will go) are not just the most convenient places, but are also the only viable places for rapid, consistent temperature changes in the skin to recharge the lithium battery. The microchip is approximately seven millimeters in length, .75 millimeters in diameter, about the size of a grain of rice. It is capable of storing pages upon pages of information about you. All your general history, work history, criminal record, health history, and financial data can be stored on this chip.

Brother Sanders believes that this microchip, which he regretfully helped design, is the “mark” spoken about in Revelation 13:16–18. The original Greek word for “mark” is “charagma,” which means a “scratch or etching.” It is also interesting to note that the number 666 is actually a word in the original Greek. The word is “chi xi stigma,” with the last part, “stigma,” also meaning “to stick or prick.” Carl believes this is referring to a hypodermic needle when they poke into the skin to inject the microchip."

Mr. Sanders asked a doctor what would happen if the lithium contained within the RFID microchip leaked into the body. The doctor replied by (...)

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