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Question by anne
Submitted on 9/24/2003
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What is computer viruses?


Answer by black_diamond
Submitted on 9/26/2003
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A virus is a program, made by either a programmer or not. It is not so easy to make one, but many people know how to do it, because, you may know that you have to know some exact computer languages to make a computer virus. A virus' goal is to make a computer be ill, even break down, as the normal viruses. If a virus get into your computer, you have to remove it immediately before getting in trouble because viruses are very dangerous! And the worst is that there are a lot of kinds of viruses. (normal viruses, Trojans etc.)If you notice that your mouse "sticks" (do not make the movements you want as you want) many times or your computer shows you messages like "This program has made an illegal operation and..." or something like this, begin to wonder and call an expert to help you!

 

Answer by Jimmy
Submitted on 12/4/2003
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a virus is something that gets into your body and eats your brains out leaving room for the government yo control your body.

 

Answer by Ghandi on a bike
Submitted on 1/8/2004
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A virus is not a disease, or anything to be worried about. Viruss are your friends. They are good for you, increasing brainpower.

 

Answer by colt
Submitted on 1/9/2004
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i dont now

 

Answer by alkly
Submitted on 1/13/2004
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a computer virus is a viruse that destroy some programs

 

Answer by vfbbhthh
Submitted on 1/13/2004
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horrible monkey ass biter

 

Answer by poopy
Submitted on 1/13/2004
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i come from iraq and im stuoppid

 

Answer by Goku87
Submitted on 1/14/2004
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aka Windows 98

 

Answer by RETARDS
Submitted on 1/28/2004
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its all Html codes
<tr align=?> or <td align=?>
<td colspan=#>
<select multiple name="NAME" size=?></select>
u have to know like me =]

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 1/29/2004
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how do u create a computer virus?

 

Answer by returd
Submitted on 2/8/2004
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viruses infect ur computer either destroying programms, making them run slowly or with errors, yo make a virus u have to know exact html computer language( or code ) some viruses are called trojan and can not be detected , or hide in other programs that youve downloaded. either way if u get a virus ur screwed

 

Answer by Fidchell
Submitted on 2/8/2004
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Can you buy a book on how to make one?

 

Answer by DareDevil
Submitted on 2/9/2004
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COMPUTER VIRUS HUM MM it is something if it attack your computer then the errors it start go on and is depend on witch virus is attack your computer it is small or big and danger if it was small you can Handel it but if it was big may be it will destroy your hardware like hard disk ,BIOS and so on and also this virus it will go to every one you know after u use the net and chat with your friend using yahoo or msn it will go to them like a MSG from you and there us many thing but i can't write more next time ...

 

Answer by jackass
Submitted on 2/10/2004
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computer viruses help you get mad, they say hello to you when you have an error message and say goodbye when your computer doesn't work anymore. They help you go to to a computer fixer person and waste your money to fix it. Viruses are not bad, they are actually a way of life and very smart. Thank you, your dear friend, Juan.

 

Answer by matriculated
Submitted on 2/13/2004
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i have something new i call it the offline atom bomb here is how it goes you get a message on your desktop that is saying shut down in 15 seconds then you get pictogram's all over your desktop where the system map is copied into. when you try to remove one off these maps your hole computer will be broken down

 

Answer by wiseass
Submitted on 2/14/2004
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for more info on what  virus can do go to this good VIRUS site: www.raus.de/crashme. have fun

 

Answer by Ben
Submitted on 3/1/2004
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a computer program usually hidden within another seemingly innocuous program that produces copies of itself and inserts them into other programs and that usually performs a malicious action (as destroying data)

 

Answer by hn ug
Submitted on 3/5/2004
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go to www.raus.de/crashme to find out all you need to know.

 

Answer by monkey
Submitted on 3/9/2004
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For the LOVE of GOD, do NOT go to /crashme!!!

 

Answer by Bigman fool
Submitted on 3/10/2004
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How are computer viruses rated? you idiots

 

Answer by yope, yop, dookie, and PENIS!
Submitted on 3/16/2004
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computer viruses are like HIV that are spread by the sperm(computer hackers) and  attack your computer. I even have 1. If u ever see a Worm called "BABY" appear on your computer, thats mine. U will see it take a bite into your screen and it will crawl in and the hole will suck everything into it and u cant get the stuff back( '.')"

 

Answer by derangedmammal2
Submitted on 3/29/2004
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What? Computer viruses are nice. They help you to see stuff more clearly! God. How do you rate computer viruses? Ya'll are really stupid. ain't you? Go to my site. www.geocities.com/derangedmammal2/mammalism.html

 

Answer by bean dyp
Submitted on 4/5/2004
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omg everything about viruses is just gr8

i have 4 on my computer and they dont do shyt
actually i made them...... if your computer ever has Black ICE and crashes.... BLAME ME

 

Answer by 123
Submitted on 4/5/2004
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How do i make visual basic script code to attack systems?

 

Answer by dontask
Submitted on 4/11/2004
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How do you make one? I was sent about three by this kid, and I soo wana get the bugar back.

 

Answer by The Hacker
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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If you want to Know how to hack, what a virus is, or anything like that just e-mail me at ljonaitis@sbcglobal.net , and if you think you can hack into my computer, just go ahead and try. It is protected by every anti-virus under the sun. Plus, I put a lot of my own "anti Virus's on my computer so if you even THINK you have a chance of getting into my computer, think again. But that does not mean if your a good citizen and truly want to know how to hack, you can't just e-mail me. :) P.S. By the way, I hack for justest ;)

 

Answer by IporkHOTTIES
Submitted on 4/13/2004
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If you sun-deprived losers would like to complain to me, feel free. Biter_Mcbitey@yahoo.com

And Justice is spelled Justice...not justest.

 

Answer by Virus
Submitted on 4/14/2004
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Virus is a self-replicating computer program that interferes with a computer's hardware or operating system (the basic software that runs the computer). Viruses are designed to replicate and to elude detection. Like any other computer program, a virus must be executed to function—that is, it must be loaded from the computer's memory, and the virus's instructions must then be followed by the computer. These instructions are called the payload of the virus. The payload may disrupt or change data files, display a message, or cause the operating system to malfunction.

 

Answer by imwistupid
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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i need a bra is wat a virus is

 

Answer by stmaryschoooolll
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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what do u think the consequences should be for preading a virus and being the creater of a computer virus reply fast people.

 

Answer by YelloDuck89
Submitted on 5/9/2004
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ok,I need 2 know how 2 make a virus. I want 2 know how 2 make them, andwat they are. If u can help me, plz plz plz rite ur e-mail. And Don't even THINK about sending me a virus, because my computer is also protected by every anti-virus under the sun. I want to make and send 1 2 Newgrounds.com . They stole some really good work from another site. They need 2 b taught a lesson. So again, If u can help me, write ur e-mail down.

 

Answer by ALQAHTANI
Submitted on 5/10/2004
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I am a viruse.............


you must know there are many eye see you.

 

Answer by lukas
Submitted on 5/26/2004
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if someone could write down how to make a virus please write to lukeszymanek@yahoo.com

 

Answer by Ling
Submitted on 6/12/2004
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what is the Rabbit and it'll how to attack our computer??

 

Answer by Tasha nash
Submitted on 7/13/2004
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A virus is just like a cold. And if the cold gets to bad it can turn into a flu. And then the flu can kill you. WEll in the computer's place it has a virus. And if it gets to bad the viris with crash your computer.So if you notice that you have a virus you need to take the computer to a " computer docter".

 

Answer by Shadow.EXE
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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could someone please tell me how to make a computer virus?  e-mail me at spirit1452002@yahoo.com

 

Answer by Shyne
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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This is the greatest forum i have ever seen, whats that crashme website do???? i wonder??

 

Answer by LeZo
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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THERE IS A VIRUS ON THIS PAGE DO NOT VOTE 4 ANYTHING I VOTED 4 1 ON THE ANSWERS AND AL OF A SUDDEN A VIRUS WAS DOWNLOADING ITSELF ONTO MY COMP

 

Answer by DarkMan
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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Go to my site: darkmanworldnet.tk

 

Answer by d34d_$0u1
Submitted on 11/15/2004
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computer viruses are meant to attack your mom

 

Answer by i have no name
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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viruses r my friends

 

Answer by taffy
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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how do u MAKE a virus

 

Answer by dolphins
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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how dose computer virusese work?

 

Answer by devil
Submitted on 4/21/2005
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A virus is a program that reproduces its own code by attaching itself to other executable files in such a way that the virus code is executed when the infected executable file is executed.

 

Answer by fang755
Submitted on 7/8/2005
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a computer virus is a program that replicates itself.  It isn't neccisarly ment to destroy or harm your computer but can.

 

Answer by eva kongolo
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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viruses are just programs causing problems to other programmes or to the computer  itself.

 

Answer by a virus
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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im a virus

 

Answer by samdeat
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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idiots u dont make a viruse with html code u use sumthin like C or C++

 

Answer by ravneet singh vishu
Submitted on 1/19/2006
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computer viruses is software program it can attach itself with files like .com, .exes or hard drives&floppy drives and make copies itself

 

Answer by hhggfgh
Submitted on 2/12/2006
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For all hackers and virus makers :

YOU ARE BIG LOSERS!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Brick
Submitted on 2/23/2006
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i have no idea, i just thought since every body is given answers, why cant I ?

he he he

 

Answer by Brick
Submitted on 2/23/2006
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i have no idea, i just thought since every body is given answers, why cant I ?

he he he

 

Answer by nicky
Submitted on 2/24/2006
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how do you make virus that only hits one person and formats their computer so they lose everything using the email

 

Answer by xroman
Submitted on 2/28/2006
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by what im reading from you people i understand as well as youll do ...even though...
im probally not as old as youll but still...
is it possible for a ds to get a viris ...

 

Answer by Kab
Submitted on 4/7/2006
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A virus is a program that infects your computer and it kills all your programs so beware!

 

Answer by nikson
Submitted on 5/27/2006
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virus is my mom

 

Answer by papi
Submitted on 9/22/2006
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i don't  know and i don'care, i just know that isidro is gay

 

Answer by lamp
Submitted on 11/10/2006
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i love lamp!

 

Answer by rhonda
Submitted on 1/23/2007
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a computer virus is a virus that destroys programs, making it run slowly or making have errors

 

Answer by kabir
Submitted on 4/10/2007
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i want to make a viruse plez help me
and computer hack also

 

Answer by <deleted>
Submitted on 4/28/2007
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I am a virus. I eat computers.

 

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