...kill the baby inside me without an abortion

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Answer by DaFoo
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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There are two really great ways to abort a fetus without using a doctor! (Yay!) First: Take a coat hanger and unfold it into a straight rod. Let this heat over a flame until it is red hot. Make sure you're completely drunk first, and then jam the red-hot poker into your vagina (Aim towards the stomach area). Poke around in there until you're sure the baby is completely mutilated, then just wait around for a week or so for all the body parts to slowly fall/drain out. Side effects include burns, vaginal discomfort, and stomach craps. The second super-koo way: Tape a miniature pick to a rat's hands and let it loose in your slop hole. After it claws around for exactly 42 minutes, reach in, grab the tale, and pull the rat out. It might be gnawing on baby parts even after it's been pulled out, so don't be surprised to see a miniature ear in its mouth. Next use a Wet-Dry Vac to suck out what's left of the aborted fetus. Side effects include complete mental breakdown or total psychological collapse, and hot flashes. Do not attempt if you are allergic to animals. ALSO!!! I have just come upon this new and excellent way to abort a fetus: Remember when your schoolteacher told you to use protection beforehand? Well, the forehand part is right! Have the baby�s father punch your gut until it�s entirely black-and-blue. It should look like mush. Soon after, a fetus should be sliding right out of your crotch. I hope this tips are helpful to any expecting mothers out there who just aren�t ready to give up the rock and raise a kid. Good luck terminating your pregnancies.

Answer by Robyn
Submitted on 2/9/2007
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Obviously whatever "cc" chose to do has already been done (it's now 2007), but for anyone else reading the above answers, who might be in the same situation, I wanted to give another response. It is a frightening thing to find out you are pregnant, especially if you are single and young - just as I found myself 26 years ago. The only reason I didn't have my 3rd abortion was because I knew that God wanted me to have the baby and I had grown enough in my faith to be able to trust Him to take care of us. At that time I still didn't believe the fetus was an actual baby. God gave me much more than a baby boy. He gave me a whole new life. It was a very emotionally painful and difficult time, but I would not be the same person I am today if I had not obeyed His direction. My son just got married last fall and I've been married for 19 years now with a 15 year old daughter as well. God was faithful to take care of us and He will do the same for you. There are organizations that will assist you. A church could probably help you to find one. An abortion is a rip off for you. A child is a gift from God, just like you are. God wants to show you just how important you are to Him. His gift to you, frightening though it may be, can give you more than you can even imagine right now. Destroying His gift will destroy another part of yourself and take you further and further away from who you were really created to be. Trust God for your life and for your baby's life. Ask Him to lead you to people who love Him and will be supportive to you and your baby. "Jesus loves the little children" and you are one of those children, too - no matter how old you are.

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Question by cc
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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How can i kill the baby inside me without an abortion

Answer by baby G
Submitted on 5/14/2004
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no matter how you kill the baby you are still having an abortion because the kid is being "aborted"/ You might as well do it the safe way and just get the medical abortion.

Answer by Joshua
Submitted on 6/5/2004
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Insert bag of jello and makes fetus jello salad.

Answer by sharon poontang
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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hi, im a 22 year old girl and i have 2 kids i had my first kid when i was 14 when i told my parents they were so angry but they helpled me thru it the father of my first baby is still here to this today i dont believe in killing a beautiful growing child inside of you its just wrong!! maybe u shuld kill urself...not the baby! thanks xx

Answer by Mz Cuttie
Submitted on 8/17/2004
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how 2 kill this baby inside of me please tell me

Answer by im a lovely pink
Submitted on 9/18/2004
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GO OLDSCHOOL I SAY!!!! NOTHING BEATS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED HANGER!!!

Answer by shadowfex11
Submitted on 9/20/2004
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sharon, why dont you kill yourself? u FUKN whore? you SLVT u deserve to die! how can u want sum 1 you dont even know to kill herself!! i hope you DIe! i would like to know how to kill a a baby also..:) Xo

Answer by ellie
Submitted on 10/16/2004
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if the mother doesnt want the baby i think its tough u hafd sex and comitted the act so u should live with the consequences afterall the baby didnt ask to be born. although if the women was raped it should be up to them to decide whether they want the baby. REMEMBER - any young women ut there who dont want there baby u cud always put it up for a doption afterall there are thousands of couples longing for a child

Answer by X-Raided
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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Stick a knife in yo stomach and cut out that babys muhfukin head

Answer by chris
Submitted on 11/6/2004
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throw yourself down the stairs...and shake a lot

Answer by nowayanyday
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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no way any day

Answer by from a momy.
Submitted on 12/1/2004
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First of all if you�re not ready to have a baby. Why are you having sex? The best way to avoid a baby is incest. Another thing what about the father of the baby? The father has a saying to. You�re also taking the father�s privilege of being that loving parent you're not willing to be. Don�t take an innocent life just because. Remember, next time you have sex think about how lucky you�re to be alive. Thanks to your mom.

Answer by nikki
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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how can i kill a baby inside of me with out having an abortation

Answer by Paige
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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don't kill the baby it's wrong and it's murder to a life even if it's an unborn child it's murder

Answer by Cam
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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im 14 and i think im prgnant i dont wanna tell my parents and i know the father of this guy WONT stick around i dont want it.!! what should i do :(:(

Answer by MAN
Submitted on 2/23/2005
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Don't kill babies, they're a God's blessing.....killing is wrong...there is no such thing as a LEGAL ABORTION in God's mind....

Answer by Christan
Submitted on 3/29/2005
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um you're an idiot because if she kills herself she's still killing the baby... try not to be a walking talking contradiction of yourself... thanks!

Answer by nomad
Submitted on 5/13/2005
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How dare sharon poontang say such a thing! Is it really a good idea to have an unwanted child? She obviously hasn't exactly thought it through either. Dead Mom = Dead kid. Fu<kwit! It's your body. You have the right to choose. Perhaps, try contraception next time.

Answer by I rape children
Submitted on 9/27/2005
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Hey, if you want to get rid of it, use a broomstick and a vacuum [you know what to do] ;) Send it in a sealed, unmarked cooler to Josh Villanueva 2400 11th Avenue East Seattle, WA 98102

Answer by eduii
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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drink 4 anticonceptive pills and fall from the stairs

Answer by peaches
Submitted on 2/2/2005
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I think killing babies is wrong and you should never kill something that you made because you never know when your going to die and when you die I'm sure you would want something to carry on your name I have two kids and I am 18 years old I had an abortion one time I know I'm going to hell for it because i kill my baby because my boyfriend never wanted it and I regret the day that I did that I always wonder what my child would of looked like and if it would be a girl or a boy I wish I never ever did that.NEVER KILL AN UNBORN CHILD YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WILL BECOME IN LIFE

Answer by spaz
Submitted on 2/5/2005
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god is not happy

Answer by dobie
Submitted on 4/1/2005
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wow...the last suggestion was good til you suggested SUICIDE!!!!

Answer by amanda
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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i am 16 years old and i think that i am pregnant but i don't know yet. I have not had my period in like 2 months. I don't want to tell my parents they will kill me. And the people at the school what are they going to think. I am thinking about having a miscarriage but i don't know what to do? OR how to do it. will someone help me either change my mind or something.... HELP ME

Answer by char
Submitted on 5/2/2005
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i think having an abortion is wrong because you should have to live with the consequences why kill an Innocent child!! its your fault ..be careful what you do!!

Answer by bam
Submitted on 5/11/2005
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my g/f , 15, is pregnant and we want to know how to kill it and not have an abortion.

Answer by Same
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Hey well i am havin the same problem as you i want tha baby gone. i know what you are going through. i am finding a way too. falling down the stairs is looking like a good idea.....

Answer by koko
Submitted on 6/5/2005
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the bible says thou shall not kill you shouldn't kill the baby nor should you kill yourself. every thing in life happens for a reason. know that abortion is morally wrong. make the right decision.

Answer by kait
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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it is your own choice do what you think is tight for you, not for the baby, i think no matter choice you make you are still doing the right thing. xxx

Answer by Jennifer
Submitted on 7/24/2005
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i think this site should be closed down

Answer by ryan ford
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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shove a cricket bat up you and that will kill the baby

Answer by anonomous
Submitted on 8/7/2005
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hey i going thru the same thing what i did was took 5 caffeine pills with some vodka i am 13, it worked im not pregnant anymore

Answer by yoyoyo
Submitted on 8/7/2005
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joshua what do you mean???

Answer by someone
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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drink vinegar

Answer by roflcopter
Submitted on 10/1/2005
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abortion salad!

Answer by Sully
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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Dont kill you baby you sicko

Answer by Heidi
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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Why Why Why? When you have sex you know if you are using protection or not. It makes me mad that women still have so called mistakes. Then ask how they can kill this living person in side of them. Grow up!

Answer by helpless
Submitted on 1/13/2006
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i know how you feel...

Answer by ophie
Submitted on 1/23/2006
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A new this girl who was pregnant and she didn't want the baby so she tryd every thing to kill it she drank and smoked, but i told her that wouldn't kill it,it would just come out wrong but i told her if she really didn't want it that she could lift heavy stuff and that would kill it but she didn't want to tell her parents and she didn't know who to trust than i told her she can trust me.So this is to all you teen mothers if you think you are pregnant tell some one you trust don't be scared some one will know how you feel,so don't be scared to tell.