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Question by Abdulluh The Defiler
Submitted on 2/13/2004
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Praise! My question... if I would offer to pass on to al Qaeda 800 pages of documents describing the nature of the inside of my brother’s dirty underpants, who would I talk to? If more is needed to accept my Islamic sincerity, brothers, I will also pass on, for a limited time and at no additional charge, 500 documents concerning the bowel movements of my  turkey-necked, retarded, one testicled dog named Osama. He is a truly stupid animal, and he smells quite foul, but I keep him around for when I must have something to kick, or set alight. So, anyway, any extremists who are interested in some classified pictures of a Mullah Omar’s mother doing it with a large hairless rodent, or some clandestine shots of some bearded Muslim beauties, e-mail me.


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