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Question by Stumped
Submitted on 1/27/2004
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Eddie Murphy was on Saturday Night Live where he portrayed an inmate who recited a poem.The poem's ending went like this. "Kill my landlord,kill my landlord. CILL, kill my landlord." Does anyone know all the words to the poem?

Answer by David
Submitted on 2/5/2004
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This is how I think it goes, just talked to my girlfriend about it last night: Watch dog bark on a hot summer night, kill my landlord, kill my landlord, watch dog bark, though he bite, kill my landlord, kill my landlord, slip in his window, break his neck, then his house I start to wreck, got no reason, what the heck! kill my landlord, kill my landlord, C-I-L-L my landlord.

Answer by The Hellbeast
Submitted on 3/17/2004
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I think it's.... All alone on a summers night, kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watch dog barking to he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Slip in his window, break his neck, Then his house I start to wreck, Got no reason, what da heck? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L my landlord.

Answer by vertwerks
Submitted on 4/15/2004
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Images by Tyrone Green Dark and lonely on a summer's night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Watchdog barking. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. What the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. C-I-L my land lord!

Answer by garr
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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That was Garrett Morris, not Eddie Murphy.

Answer by tball
Submitted on 8/26/2004
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Just FYI - The poem was entitled "Images" by Tyrone Green.

Answer by fredbob
Submitted on 9/29/2004
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Outside his house. Late at night. See his guarddog. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house, I start to wreck, Got no reason. What the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. C-I-L-L, My landlord.

Answer by EEchic
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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There was another one where he was doing 'ghetto poetry' like the grass be green, the sky be blue, kill the landlord. Does anyone know where I can find that one?

Answer by Nyghtsaber Zeto
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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It's this. I memorized it. Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord...kill my landlord. Watchdog barking, do he bite? Kill my landlord...kill my landlord. Slip in his winda', break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason, what the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord... ... ... C-I-L-L My land-lord.

Answer by bEJA
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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cHECK OUT HIS PAGE http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics/

Answer by seabiscuit
Submitted on 4/23/2005
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You're all wrong. :^) This is it word for word: Dark and lonely on a summer's night Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Watchdog barking Do he bite? Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Slip in his window Break his neck Then his house I start to wreck Got no reason What the heck Kill my Landlord Kill my landlord C-I-L-L my l a n d l o r d

Answer by Miggy
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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I am old enough that I watched this on SNL in the 80's. I f you get a hold of the actual clip.. watch it through the end...over the audience laughter Tyrone Green adds one more word to the poem...DEF!

Answer by julee
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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[Camera trucks up and forward to reveal the occupant of the maximum security cell: Tyrone Green, psychotic young African-American male.] Narrator: Tyrone Greene is this year's winner. Tyrone Greene: [angrily intense, directly into camera] Images by Tyrone Greene ... Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking - Do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Slip in his window, Break his neck! Then his house I start to wreck! Got no reason -- What the heck! Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L ... My land - lord ... Def!

Answer by Buddy
Submitted on 12/4/2005
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Dark and lonely on a hot summers night kill my landlord kill my landlord watch dog barking do he bite kill my landlord kill my landlord slip in his window break his neck wreck the house what the heck cill my landlord by Tyronne Green

Answer by lcrosina
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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IMAGES by Tyrone Green Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, kill my landlord The watchdog barkin', do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord I slip in the window I break his neck Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason, what the heck. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. "C"-"I"-"L"-"L" my landlord.

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Answer by cill
Submitted on 6/28/2006
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"Images by Tyrone Greene" Dark and lonely on a summer's night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Watchdog barking. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. What the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. C-I-L-L my land lord!

Answer by Will Harrell
Submitted on 7/20/2006
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One Dark, Loney, Summer night Kill my landlord, kill my landlord Watch dog barking, do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord Slip in da window, break his neck, then his place I start to wreck, any reason? What the heck! Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L, my landlord!

Answer by Kyle Cashman
Submitted on 8/24/2006
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Images by Tyrone Greene ... Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking - Do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Slip in his window, Break his neck! Then his house I start to wreck! Got no reason -- What the heck! Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L ... My land - lord ...

Answer by Iknow
Submitted on 10/1/2006
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It wasn't Eddie, it was Garrett Morris!!!

Answer by kat
Submitted on 2/20/2007
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Here's the actual wording from the SNL transcript - Season 7, Episode 1, guest star Rod Stewart (air date October 3rd, 1981) http://snltranscripts.jt.org/81/81aprose.phtml "Images" by Tyrone Greene [the character played by Eddie Murphy] Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking - Do he bite? Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Slip in his window, Break his neck! Then his house I start to wreck! Got no reason -- What the heck! Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L ... My land - lord ... Def!