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Draw the Line
performed by Victoria Jackson (date unknown)


Talk about love
Talk about morality
Are we having an affair
Or are you just glad to see me

Will a kiss goodnight
A kiss timed by the minute
If a minutes too long
Does the sweet little kiss have the devil in it

If we whisper low
Things no one else can hear
Will my husband know
Will he think my vows were insincere

Where do you draw the line
Between love and adultry
If your a friend of mine
Can I hold your hand
Where do you draw the line
Bump de Bump
(It's suppose to make you think)

Do you think it's O.K.
If I tickle your ear this way
Or if I lick the lint out of your navel
With my tongue
Will the neighbors talk
will they missconstru
And think you are not just my boyfriend
But that I am in love with you

Where do you draw the line
Do you think it's O.K.
If our clothes accidentaly fall off
When you come over to be comforted
Because a family member died
Or if we cuddled under the covers
of your bed because my heater wasn't working
And it was really really really really really really really really cold outside

Were the last two people on earth
And had to perpetuate the species
Or if a mafia hitman ordered us to
sleep together on day
Or what if the doctor said I had this terrible disease
And the only way to cure it would be
To take a shower with you naked

Where do you draw the line
Where do you draw the line
Where do you draw the line

Thank You

(transcribed by tomjody@techline.com)

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