Girl
Performed by Dana Carvey, Jason Priestly, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider,
  and Mike Myers on 15 Feb 1992 (Jason Priestly)

Arsenio (Chris Rock): Now don't leave us hanging with just that.

JP: Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
  Yo guys, lets kick it!

(Music starts playing)
  Yo now, before we start singing, 
  You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, 
  we also do our own choreography.

JP: Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl,
  Y-O-U, spells girl.
  Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes,
  cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more.
  Went down to the store, I got myself some juice,
  its tasted good and fresh and I love you.

All: Girl, you are wicked awesome.
DC: I buttoned up my own shirt, whew!

All: Because, you girl... 
RS: Whenever I make my own plane reservations...

All: I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome!

AS: My name is Donny, and I'm here to say
  They call me Donny, cause that's my name.
  Banana's are good in every way, 
  An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
  Purina Cat Chow -  
All: Chow, chow, chow.
AS: If my friends could only see me now,
  I'm walking, I'm talking, McCauly Caukin,
  Roger Clemmons was called for walking.
  Word, Sister!

All: 1, 2, Dosey dow, dosey dow.

All: You are... wicked awesome!

AS: Peace.

(transcribed by Michelle Wetherholt)
(corrections by LZealand@aol.com)