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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
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                                PROGRAM GUIDE

                                by Dean Adams 

                             {dadams@netcom.com}
                         http://www.nyx.net/~dnadams

                                 (May, 1996)




                   **  FIFTH SEASON EPISODES (1990-91)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades (D'Arcy)
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Producer ............................ Kevin Curran
                                               Barbara Blachut Cramer

         Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                               Ralph R. Farquhar

         Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
                                               Arthur Silver

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Ron Leavitt

         Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                               Larry Jacobson
     
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 81. 09/23/90  "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN"  (502)
 Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye 

 It's Labor Day.  Al decides to take the family on a vacation, and see
 America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught 
 in a traffic jam on the freeway.

    Gerry ....................... Eric Menyuk 
    Kitty ....................... Marla Fries 
    Motorist #1 ................. Frank Lloyd 
    Motorist #2 ................. Gita Isak 
    Motorist #3 ................. Eddie Rio 



 82. 09/30/90  "AL... WITH KELLY"  (501)
 Teleplay: Stacie Lipp, Story: Gabrielle Topping

 Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's
 mother's place.  Kelly ends up really getting sick, and Al has to 
 take care of her.  Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which
 is "Psycho Dad", and he likes to sing along with the theme song:  
   "Who's that...<mumbled>    Who's the man with the itchy gun.  
    Who's the man who kills for fun!  Psycho dad.  Psycho dad. 
    Psycho dad!   He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.  
    Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton...  Psycho Dad!"

    Yvette ...................... Pamela Anderson 
    Yvonne ...................... Beckie Mullen 
    Pizza Boy ................... Jay Anthony Franke 
    Nurse ....................... Teresa Frost 



 83. 10/07/90  "SUE CASA, HIS CASA"  (503)
 Kevin Curran

 The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile -- according
 to the newly licenced Bud.  Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't 
 stand up well to the cross-examination.

    Mr. Lincoln ................. Mark L. Taylor 
    Bailiff ..................... Rif Hutton 
    The Judge ................... Joyce Brothers 



 84. 10/14/90  "THE UNNATURAL"  (504)
 Katherine Green

 Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy,
 Kelly, and Bud hold three of the required votes.  Peg is swayed by the
 hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote.

    Roy ......................... Fred Shelton 
    Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd 
    Barney ...................... Steve Susskind 
    Old Codger .................. Greg Lewis 
    Announcer ................... Ray J. Templin 
    Kid ......................... Ian Ziering 
    Hardy ....................... Derek Sellers 
    Sven Hunkstrom .............. Dan Blom 



 85. 10/21/90  "DANCE SHOW"  (505)
 Arthur Silver

 Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the
 light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg 
 is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband).

    Pete ........................ Dan Castellaneta 
    Andy ........................ Sam McMurray 
    Trixie ...................... Dorit Sauer 



 86. 10/28/90  "KELLY BOUNCES BACK"  (506)
 Al Aidekman

 Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy 
 Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, 
 but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model.  
 Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition.
 Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless.

    Piper Bowman ................ Tia Carrere 
    Miss Beck ................... Tina Louise 
    Rochelle .................... Debbie Dunning 
    Incense Berkowicz............ Joanna Goode 
    Girl ........................ Wendy Nichols 



 87. 11/04/90  "MARRIED WITH ALIENS"  (507)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use 
 as fuel for their spaceships.  The only problem is nobody but Al sees
 them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy.  This episode ends with 
 the following message scrolling on the screen: 
 "Long ago, in the Galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born. 
  Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through 
  the universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets.  Among 
  the doomed was a small green world called Earth.  But on planet Philydion
  they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be
  destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel
  for the ships which diverted the comet.  And that man is.... AL BUNDY."

    Oliver ...................... Leonard Lightfoot 
    Alien ....................... Patty Maloney 
    Alien ....................... Phil Fondacaro 
    Alien ....................... Felix Silla 
    Alien ....................... Tony Cox 
    Alien ....................... Susie Rossitto 
    Alien ....................... Debbie Lee Carringto 



 88. 11/11/90  "WABBIT SEASON"  (508)
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Al is under pressure, and the doctor orders him to relax.  To combat 
 stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical 
 when a rabbit swipes his carrots.  This becomes a war of wills: Bundy 
 against Bunny.

    <no guest cast> 



 89. 11/18/90  "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY"  (509)
 Kevin Curran

 Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who
 see him move a couch and Al becomes the new stud on the block.  Peggy
 can't believe it.

    Brenda ...................... Rhonda Shear 
    Jade ........................ Teri Weigel 
    Mandi ....................... Sherrie Rose 
    Athena ...................... Lucy Filippone 
    Donna ....................... Rhonda Britten 



 90. 11/25/90  "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO"  (510)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her 
 boyfriends, and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place.
  [Note: series creators Leavitt and Moye appear as elevator passengers]

    Sam ......................... Stewart J. Zully 
    Brook ....................... Julie Gray 
    Older Man ................... Charles Howerton 
    Jake ........................ Rick Waugh 



 91. 12/16/90  "AND BABY MAKES MONEY"  (511)
 Art Everett

 Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million
 dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie.
 Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell
 him.  When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making,
 he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant.

    Miss Penza .................. Beth Broderick 
    Eugene Bundy ................ Charlie Brill 



 92. 01/06/91  "MARRIED... WITH WHO"  (512)
 Ellen L. Fogle

 After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring,
 and in bed next to her new husband.  Unfortunately, she doesn't remember
 a thing about it.  The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson D'Arcy 
 (played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy D'Arcy. 

    <no guest cast>



 93. 02/03/91  "THE GODFATHER"  (514)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Kelly is dating a 41-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility
 of power, and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather".  Bud feels neglected
 and decides to change things.  [Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned 
  in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".]

    Harry Ashland ............... Lane Davies 
    Salt Water .................. Angel Broadhurst 
    Woman ....................... Anne Marie Gillis 
    Paperboy .................... Scott Ferguson 



 94. 02/10/91  "LOOK WHO'S BARKING"  (513)
 Katherine Green

 Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets 
 a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house
 unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot.  Meanwhile,
 Al is in search of the perfect cheesecake.

    Buck's voice ................ Cheech Marin 
    Street Singer ............... B.B. King 
    Owner ....................... Rodney Kageyama 
    Chef ........................ Brian George 
    Hans ........................ Kort Falkenberg 



 95. 02/17/91  "A MAN'S CASTLE"  (515)
 Stacie Lipp

 After spending $2000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not
 to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly
 feminine horror.  Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson,
 now adorned with Peg's trappings.

    Professor Lavar ............. Deryl Carroll 
    Mick ........................ Dave Florek 
    Rich ........................ Fitzhugh G. Houston 



 96. 02/24/91  "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE"  (516)
 Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney

 When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store, 
 Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired.  He gets a job as a
 security guard at his old school.  This prompts his former high school
 sports rival to steal the prized football trophy.

    Spare Tire Dixon ............ Bubba Smith 
    Trixie ...................... Dorit Sauer 
    Principal ................... Carol Gustafson 



 97. 03/17/91  "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS"  (518)
 Bill Prady

 Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name.
 He similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch.
 [Note: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap" 
  characters.  Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song playing:
  "Anna (Go To Him)", instead of the regular theme music.]

    Charlie Verducci ............ Joseph Bologna 
    Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt Le Blanc 
    Dave ........................ Suli McCullough 
    Customer #1 ................. Michael Stanton 
    Customer #2 ................. Ron Litman 
    Rick Cool ................... Bean Baxter 



 98. 03/24/91  "WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS"  (517)
 Kevin Curran

 A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could
 be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff.
 Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but
 since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to
 spoil every single box searching for a winning prize ticket.

    Flopsie ..................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 
    Mr. Shnick .................. Ray Girardin
    IRS Agent ................... Milt Tarver
    Butter Lefkowitz ............ Helena Apothaker
    Rhonda Rose ................. Jennifer Braff
    Johnson ..................... F. Richards Ford
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr.



 99. 04/07/91  "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?"  (521)   {12.2/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day

 Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house, and proceed to take
 over the place.  Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, 
 but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell.  Also, Bud
 finally manages to get a girl.  [ Note: this episode originally aired as
  a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".]

    Crystal ..................... Helena Apothaker 
    Agatha ...................... Edith Varon 
    June Hubbard ................ Irina Cashen 
    March Hubbard ............... Joey Simmrin 
    January Hubbard ............. Matt Leavitt * 
    December Hubbard ............ Kristen Semon 
    April Hubbard ............... Samantha Leavitt * 
    July Hubbard ................ Cheri Semon 
    May Hubbard ................. Heather Lynne Cranny 



 100. 04/07/91  "TOP OF THE HEAP"  (525)   {11.7/18}
 Ron Leavitt & Arthur Silver

 Vinnie and Charlie Verducci visit Al at the shoe store, but there is
 actually little more of "Married With Children" to be found in this 
 episode.  Al loses his TV in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability,
 so at the end he sneaks into the Verducci's apartment and takes theirs.

    Charlie Verducci ............ Joseph Bologna 
    Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt Le Blanc 
    Kathleen Morgan ............. Diana Bellamy 
    Mona Mullins ................ Joey Adams 
    Tyler Cameron ............... Rebecca Cross 
    Roger Bonderly .............. John Mansfield 
    Nelson ...................... Charles Howerton 
    Woman ....................... Kathryn O'Reilly 
    Security Man ................ Tim Hill 
    Mary Ann .................... Jill Pierce 
    Man #1 ...................... Dennis Holahan 
    Man #2 ...................... Harold Harris 



 101. 04/14/91  "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)"  (519)   {13.3/21}
 J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day

 Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into 
 the supermarket.  They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested, 
 so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's 
 one millionth customer.  The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy 
 wants it as well.

    Manager ..................... Bruce Jarchow 
    Cashier ..................... Jodie Mann 
    Bob ......................... John Mallory Asher 
    Nibbles ..................... Bobbie Brown 
    Butter ...................... Helena Apothaker 
    The D.J. .................... Kevin Ryder 
    Mrs. Gillis ................. Louise P. Rapport 
    Cheese Lady ................. Regina Leeds 



 102. 04/21/91  "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)"  (520)
 Stacie Lipp / Linda Day

 Conclusion.  The Bundys and the D'Arcys compete in a battle to see who can
 get $1000 of groceries first.  Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting
 Foodie's special guest "The Beaver".

    Mr. Foodie .................. Alan Oppenheimer 
    Manager ..................... Bruce Jarchow 
    Cashier ..................... Jodie Mann 
    Nibbles ..................... Bobbie Brown 
    Boy ......................... Brent Corman 
    Himself ..................... Jerry Mathers 



 103. 04/28/91  "ROUTE 666 (part 1)"  (522)
 Katherine Green

 The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells
 them a map to a gold mine.  They call Jefferson & Marcy, who come to the 
 rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al & Peg want their
 money for the mine deal.  The six of them go out to search for gold.

    Prospector .................. John Byner 
    Banjo Player ................ Buddy Matlock 
    Codger #1 ................... Carmen Filpi 
    Codger #2 ................... Owen Bush 
    Young Zeke .................. Michael G. Moye * 



 104. 05/05/91  "ROUTE 666 (part 2)"  (523)
 Ralph R. Farquhar

 Conclusion.  In this episode, Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, and Jefferson 
 are all searching for gold.  Al discovers the first nugget, and everyone
 but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold.  They each have their fantasies
 about how to spend it.  Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the 
 middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes 
 to find.  The miners don't take very kindly to this turn of events.


    Demerson .................... Earl Billings
    Yetta ....................... Sharyn Leavitt *
    Macadamia ................... Renee Tenison
    Honey Roasted ............... Ava Fabian 
    Cashew ...................... Pamela Anderson
    Pecan ....................... Bobbie Brown
    Almond ...................... Heather E. Parkhurst
    Fantasy Man ................. Derek Sellers
    Fantasy Man ................. David Nelson
    Fantasy Man ................. Richard Hanson
    Fantasy Man ................. Alex Walters
    Fantasy Man ................. Steve Henneberry



 105. 05/19/91  "BUCK THE STUD"  (524)
 Chip Johannessen & John Rinker

 A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion 
 dog "Lady Briard".  Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong, and Al is
 stuck with the bill.  Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor
 and dresses him in medieval costumes.

    Mr. Lovejoy ................. Armin Shimmerman 
    Bubbles ..................... Debbie Dunning 
    Margie ...................... Jennifer Blanc 
    Bridgett .................... Trea Shields 


 --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- 



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                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
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                   **  SIXTH SEASON EPISODES (1991-92)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                               Ellen L. Fogle

         Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                               Ron Leavitt

         Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
         Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
         Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                               Larry Jacobson
     
         Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 106. 09/08/91  "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)"  (601)   [Taped: 08/16/91]
 Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

 In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are 
 expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces 
 the same.  This is the end of the world for Al.  Kelly and Bud are not 
 very pleased either, and they take it out on him.

   ["Baby" (in dream) ........... Abraham Benrubi] 



 107. 09/15/91  "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)"  (602)   [08/23/91]
 Kevin Curran

 Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some 
 solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for 
 belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory.

    Bartender ................... Monty Hoffman 
    Girl Vendor ................. Lisa Saxton 
    Man with nose ............... Joey Sagal 
    Girl Dancer ................. Cyndi Pass 



 108. 09/22/91  "IF AL HAD A HAMMER"  (603)   [08/30/91]  {15.7/24}
 Kevin Curran

 Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room
 for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out.  Meanwhile, Bud
 builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody
 else can seem to remember it right.

    Jill ........................ Bobbie Phillips 
    Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd 
    Harriet ..................... Sharyn Leavitt 
    Nelvia ...................... Ellerine! 
    Betsy ....................... Catherine Rusoff 
    Melba ....................... Gita Isak 
    Melvin ...................... Rick Scarry 
    Harry ....................... Jeff Michalski 
    Herb ........................ Anthony S. Johnson 
    Sony ........................ Bill Cho Lee 



 109. 09/29/91  "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD"  (604)   [09/06/91]  {14.6/22}
 Teleplay: Brian Scully,  Story: Allan Davis

 Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition,
 and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells
 his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. [Note: Al uses the following
   nicknames in this episode: Al "The King" Bundy, Al "Icky" Bundy,
   Al "Hercules" Bundy, Al "Daddy" Bundy]
  
    Doug ........................ David Dario
    James ....................... Bert L. Cook
    Adam ........................ B.T. Taylor
    Tony ........................ Tom Perna
    Slick Stick Jackson ......... James Paradise
    Kid ......................... Christian Guzek



 110. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91]
 Stacie Lipp                                                      {13.9/21}

 While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings
 (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-
 baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes
 food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to 
 replace the pregzilla Peggy.

    Bum ......................... Robert Lesser 
    Topsy ....................... Renee Tenison 
    Mrs.Garcia .................. Terri Hoyos 
    Mopsy ....................... Rosie Tenison 
    Bathsheba ................... Lisa Saxton 
    Jorge ....................... Seth Dillon 
    Salmoe ...................... Tonya Offer 



 111. 10/13/91  "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE"  (606)   [09/27/91]  {12.1/17}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy 
 goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with 
 her cousins.

    Cousin Eb ................... William Sanderson 
    Possum Boy .................. John Gerard 
    Cousin Effie ................ Joey Lauren Adams 
    Young Kit ................... Patrick Cranshaw 



 112. 10/27/91  "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW"  (607)   [10/11/91]
 Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *

 Despite  overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake, 
 Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses.   But once 
 fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him.  
  [Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode]

    Wally ....................... Robert Fieldsteel 
    TV Announcer ................ Gene Baxter 



 113. 11/03/91  "GODS SHOES"  (608)   [10/18/91]
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god", 
 whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money 
 that Jefferson took from Marcy.

    Sidney Rimhollow ............ Tim Kazurinsky 
    Host ........................ Larry Jacobson * 
    Bob ......................... Brad Parker 
    Lola ........................ Megan O'Hara 
    Scary Mary .................. June Foray 



 114. 11/10/91  "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)"  (609)   [10/25/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school
 teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
 "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and 
 some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut
 of the week.  This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested.

    Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt LeBlanc 
    Talk Show Host .............. Dinah Lenney 
    Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes 
    Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra 
    Samantha .................... Georgi Irene 
    Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman 
    Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer 



 115. 11/17/91  "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)"  (610)   [11/01/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Conclusion.  Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network
 brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous)
 suggestions.  [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall
  "Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew",
  "Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and 
  staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.]

    Jeff Littlehead ............. Jon Lovitz 
    Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra 
    Rock Turboman ............... Pete Steinfeld 
    Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman 
    Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes 
    Samantha .................... Georgi Irene 
    Stage Manager ............... Cleveland O'Neal 
    Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer 
    Hair Dresser ................ Victor Hugo Basso 
    Gig Fontaine ................ Garth Ancier 
    Girl #1 ..................... Megan O'Hara 
    Girl #2 ..................... Denise Lee Richards 



 116. 11/24/91  "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK"  (611)   [11/08/91]
 Larry Jacobson 

 Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by
 a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her
 expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle.  Before that
 can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife.
 Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange
 dream.  [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being
  absent since show #607]

    Vanessa Van Pelt ............ Traci Lords 
    Adolph Van Pelt ............. Anthony James 
    Bruce Van Pelt .............. David Sederholm 
    Leonard Van Pelt ............ Frank Lloyd 
    Tanya Van Pelt .............. Nicole Chamberlain 
    Sandy ....................... David Wells 
    Colonel Van Pelt ............ John Randolph 
    Jack Dallas ................. Ron Leavitt * 



 117. 12/01/91  "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT"  (612)  [11/15/91]  {14.0/20}
 Stacie Lipp

 Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's
 new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim
 that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie".

    Ricki ....................... Jessica Hahn 
    Leona ....................... Maggi Montgomery 



 118. 12/22/91  "I WHO HAVE NOTHING"  (613)   [12/06/91]  {12.1/19}
 Katherine Green

 The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a 
 former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al.


 Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber   Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
 Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott 



 119. 01/05/92  "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND"  (614)  [12/13/91]  {13.8/20}
 Kevin Curran

 Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl 
 excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving.
 Meanwhile Peg invites the D'Arcy's over to play a new board game called
 "Ethical Dilemma".

 Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips     Biff ............. Dan Clark 



 120. 01/19/92  "JUST SHOE IT"  (615)   [01/10/92]  {12.4/19}
 Lisa Chernin

 Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk 
 High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy?

    Director .................... Steve Vinovich
    Caterer ..................... Tom Reilly
    Receptionist ................ Elizabeth Giordano
    Al's Feet ................... Frank Lloyd
    Casting Executive ........... George C. Simms
    Himself ..................... Steve Carlton
    Himself ..................... Sugar Ray Leonard
    Himself ..................... Ed "Too Tall" Jones 
    Commercial Announcer ........ Jay Gardner



 121. 02/09/92  "RITES OF PASSAGE"  (616)   [01/24/92]  {12.0/16}
 Ilunga Adell

 Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers 
 him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first 
 bar fight.  Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony.   [Note: this 
  episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been 
  provided by staff writer Kevin Curran.  Also, instead of the normal 
  still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky
  playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ]
 
    Sticky the Clown ............ Roger Hewlett
    Roxanne ..................... Gina Puzo
    Man ......................... Carl Ciarfalio
    Gorgo ....................... Frank Lloyd
    Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran *



 122. 02/16/92  "THE EGG AND I"  (617)   [01/31/92]  {14.2/20}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for 
 reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg. 

    Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison
    F.B.I. Man .................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
    News Anchor ................. Larry McKay
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran*] 



 123. 02/23/92  "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX"  (619)   [02/14/92]  {14.0/20}
 Larry Jacobson

 It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from 
 Al...  Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest,
 which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be 
 no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first.  The answer: tricking
 them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share 
 sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone.

    Stan ........................ Fred Willard 
    V.J. ........................ Roger Rose 
    Himself ..................... Edd Byrnes 
    Themselves .................. Anthrax 



 124. 03/01/92  "PSYCHIC AVENGERS"  (618)   [02/07/92]  {13.4/20}
 Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse *

 Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly
 TV Guide.  When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he
 has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda".  To keep him quiet,
 Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the
 whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in.  Can Al unite the five
 psychic bosses of Chicago?  Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?

    Madam Inga .................. Candice Azzara 
    Big Bob ..................... Travis Venable 
    Zelmo ....................... Steven Trevor 
    Hakbar ...................... Z.Z. Clark 
    Psychic #1 .................. Larry Udy 
    Old Lady .................... Barbara Perry 
    Thursday Markowitz........... . Andy Flaster 
    Buck the Man ................ Kevin Curran * 



 125. 03/22/92  "HI I.Q."  (620)   [02/21/92]  {14.7/22}
 Steve Crider

 An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is
 issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud.  When they discover the real reason 
 behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the 
 usual Bundy charm (and violence).  Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
 Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required".  This
 challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
 watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.


    Scott ....................... Joshua Rifkind
    Guard ....................... Gary Epp
    Delbert ..................... James Quarter
    Margie ...................... Rana Mack
    Ralph ....................... Christopher M. Brown
    Man ......................... Tim Hill 



 126. 04/05/92  "TEACHER PETS"  (621)   [03/06/92]  {14.7/22}
 Katherine Green

 Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested
 in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student 
 smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself.  Meanwhile, Peggy 
 has a cold.  Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating
 Bundy defeat?  Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along)
 with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad",
 while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI]

    Darlene ..................... Charlotte Ross 
    Kid ......................... Ric Coy 
    Miss McGowen ................ Linda Gibboney 
    Ernie ....................... Bert L. Cook 
    Mrs. Mariner ................ Lillian Adams 



 127. 04/19/92  "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL"  (622)   [03/13/92]  {13.4/22}
 Stacie Lipp

 When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job
 as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park.   When this is threatened by
 her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land"
 where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud).
 Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around
 the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room.

    Mr. Nielsen ................. Louis Mustillo
    Tour Guide .................. Edd Hall
    Janitor ..................... Hal Landon, Jr.
    Guy ......................... Mitchell Dean
    Kid #1 ...................... Sean Fox
    Kid #2 ...................... Lindsey France
    Voice of Master Po .......... Dana Lee

 

 128. 04/26/92  "THE GAS STATION SHOW"  (623)   [03/20/92]  {13.1/20}
 Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

 Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
 proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first
 they must push the Dodge to a gas station.  Unfortunately Al is broke 
 after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids
 the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps.
 When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive 
 contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team.  This leaves
 Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women.

    Hilgar ...................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 
    Joe ......................... Phil Buckman 
    Jim ......................... Colby Chester 
    Betty ....................... Leah Ayres 
    Jim jr ...................... Jeffrey Roth 
    Betty jr .................... Marisa Theodore 
    Stacey ...................... Andrea Leithe 
    Ulla ........................ Peggy Trentini 
    Karin ....................... Anna Keller 
    Olga ........................ Sherlock Ganz 
    Eva ......................... Jane Frances 



 129. 05/03/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)"  (624)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {12.9/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
 which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of 
 male Bundys---and there are just two left.  Back in 1653, an ancestor 
 of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed 
 a curse on the village and all future male Bundys.  The Lower Uncton
 residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in 
 order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die
 outside the city so the curse becomes permanent and Lower Uncton stays
 as their tourist attraction.  [Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and 
  Stacie Lipp do a walk-on appearance together; LJ says "shoe salesman"]

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
    Poxilda ..................... Helena Carroll 
    Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran * 
    Voice of Nearby Dogs ........ Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye *



 130. 05/10/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)"  (625)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {12.5/20}
 Stacie Lipp

 After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive 
 in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she 
 is a "city girl".  Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up
 with their luggage.  Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a 
 warning that the family is in danger.  She must somehow find her way 
 to Lower Uncton, before it's too late.

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]



 131. 05/17/92  "ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)"  (626)  [03/30-04/17/92]  {11.6/18}
 Kevin Curran

 With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind
 them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger.
 Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued
 by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns.
 Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's
 ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on 
 concession sales.  Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a
 good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club.  [Note: the England
  Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.]

    Winston ..................... Bill Oddie 
    Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong 
    Igor ........................ Steven Hartley 
    Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]


 --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- 



                       -------------------------------
                        *  MARRIED  WITH  CHILDREN  *
                       -------------------------------


                   **  SEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1992-93)  **



       Regular cast:

         Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
         Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
         Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
         Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
         David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
         Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
         Buck the Dog ........................ Buck


       Production staff:

         Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp
         Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman
                                               Michael G. Moye

         Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
         Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                               Ellen L. Fogle

         Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt
         Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson

         Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson
         Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt     
         Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen




 132. 09/13/92  "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN"  (701)   [08/21/92]  {14.9/23}
 Arthur Silver

 The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts
 a new year.  In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and 
 wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year
 old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy.  She sees 
 this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try.
 Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie"
  [Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode]

    Zemus ....................... Bobcat Goldthwait 
    Ida Mae ..................... Linda Blair 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 133. 09/20/92  "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP"  (702)
 Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle                   [08/28/92]   {13.1/20}

 While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses 
 men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date.

    Ralph ....................... Corey Feldman 
    Lorraine .................... Liz Vassey 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    D.J. ........................ Dusty Street 
   [girl ........................ Lisa Rieffel] 



 134. 09/27/92  "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY"  (703)   [09/04/92]  {12.1/18}
 Richard Gurman

 When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a 
 date for him at random.  Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost
 his birthday to the new kid.  Peggy decides to have a party for Seven
 at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the
 public park private for his own son's party.  [Note: Kelly's birthday
  is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd]

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Phillip ..................... Andrew Masset 
    Gwen ........................ Sherry Rooney 
    Parachuter .................. Frank Lloyd 
    Worker ...................... Weston Blakesley 
    Brian ....................... Ted Roberts 



 135. 10/04/92  "AL ON THE ROCKS"  (704)   [09/14/92]  {14.3/22}
 Andrew Smith

 When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill,
 Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where 
 it's the bartender who's topless.  Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other
 Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Gladys ...................... Diane Delano 
    Patron #1 ................... Sherlock Ganz 
    Woman ....................... Laurel Ollstein 
 


 136. 10/11/92  "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE"  (705)   [09/25/92]  {12.9/19}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the
 heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in
 the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt
 to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al.  Unfortunately, the only
 thing Al wants is a steak dinner.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Sales Lady .................. Penelope Windust 
    Guy ......................... Keith Coulouris 
    Girl ........................ Jocelyn Kelly 



 137. 10/25/92  "FRAT CHANCE"  (706)   [10/02/92]  {12.3/19}
 Larry Jacobson

 To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity
 "Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage)
 lacks fun... and women.  A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna
 get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel 
 some breasts".

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Ahmed ....................... S. Kyle Parker 
    Francis ..................... Andy Milder 
    Gus ......................... Elek Hartman 
    Girl ........................ Kathleen McClellan 
    Gerri ....................... Jamie Luner 



 138. 11/01/92  "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY"  (707)   [10/16/92]  {9.8/14}
 Stacie Lipp

 The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness-
 and a new 2 cent beer tax.  When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys
 hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging.  [Note: Ron Leavitt 
 and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report);
  Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles]

    Muffy ....................... Kari Coleman 
    News Anchor ................. Cynthia Allison 
    Storekeeper Jim ............. Hartley Silver 
    Doug ........................ Michael Goldfinger 
    Man ......................... Ed Burke 
    Volunteer #1 ................ Pearl Shear 
    Volunteer #2................. Flora Burke 
    Activist #1 ................. Jim Chiros 
    Activist #2 ................. Cynthena Sanders 
    Beer Girl #1 ................ Cindy Margolis 
    Beer Girl #2 ................ Robin Killian 
    Beer Girl #3 ................ Tonya Poole 



 139. 11/08/92  "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE"  (708)   [10/23/92]
 Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *                        {12.0/17}

 Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly.
 This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before.
 Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior
 to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.

    Wayne ....................... Brian Doyle-Murray 
    Miss Parker ................. Charlotte Booker 
    Carol ....................... Lisa Robin Kelly 
    Girl ........................ Aubree Mazzola 
    Customer .................... Bert Cook 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 140. 11/15/92  "ROCK OF AGES"  (709)   [10/30/92]
 Al Aidekman

 When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a
 shoe-selling contest.  The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which
 the family turns into four standbys.  But that doesn't keep them from 
 hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians.  Al masquerades
 as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks".  The Bundys later join
 in to sing for "Old Aid".  [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics] 

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Himself ..................... Spencer Davis 
    Himself ..................... Richie Havens 
    Himself ..................... Robbie Krieger 
    Himself ..................... Mark Lindsay 
    Himself ..................... Peter Noone 
    Himself ..................... John Sebastian 
    Attendant ................... Aaron Lustig 
    Petal ....................... Theresa Lee 
    V.J. ........................ Mark Goodman 



 141. 11/22/92  "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN"  (710)   [11/13/92]
 Stacie Lipp

 Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late 
 western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit".  But where
 does that leave Peggy?

    Funeral Director ............ Dan Castellaneta 
    Priest ...................... James R. Sweeney 
    Man ......................... Emilio Borelli 
    Lorraine .................... Laurel Lockhart 
    Harry ....................... Robert Ackerman 
    Voice of Newscaster ......... Bill Applebaum



 142. 12/13/92  "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY"  (711)   [11/20/92]
 Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon

 Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home 
 and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally 
 discover the money and grant it to themselves.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Julie ....................... Leslie Ryan 
    Bank Nerd #1 ................ Stan Chandler 
    Bank Nerd #2 ................ Tim  Maculan 
    Toni ........................ Jennifer Pusheck 
    Bank Teller ................. Michael Mitz 
    Old Man ..................... Richard Mayer 
    Coed #1 ..................... Alex McLeod 
    Coed #2 ..................... Sabryn Genet 



 143. 12/20/92  "CHRISTMAS"  (712)   [12/11/92]
 Ellen L. Fogle

 In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls 
 christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy,
 Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974).
 Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has 
 caused Al's present predicament.  They sing him the following song:
   With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 
   12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning,
   9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training 
   guard dogs, 5 giving blood!  4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach 
   killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall...

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Bartender ................... Dennis Cockrum 
    Ishowitz .................... Fred Sanders 
    Elf ......................... Kevin Thompson 
    Charity Santa ............... Ed Morgan 
    Matt ........................ Matt Leavitt * 
    Samantha .................... Samantha Leavitt* 
    Santa ....................... Monty Hoffman 
    Freckled Girl ............... Kristen Martin 
    Assistant ................... Sara Shearer 
    Denise ...................... Paula Bernard 
    Lolly ....................... Kristen Semon 
    Polly ....................... Cheri Semon 
   [Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]



 144. 01/10/93  "WEDDING SHOW"  (713)   [12/18/92]  {12.4/17}
 Arthur Silver

 The Bundys are going to a family wedding.  Peggy can't decide what to 
 wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams.
 Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight
 black leather is always best.  Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride
 to be much better than he should!  [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly
  a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"]

    Janie ....................... Joey Lauren Adams 
    Corky ....................... Sara Melson 
    Heidi ....................... Andrea Elson 
    Natalie ..................... Robin Killian 



 145. 01/17/93  "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS"  (714)   [01/15/93]
 Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender

 It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing
 trip and make him referee their constant bickering.  Meanwhile, the
 kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money.

    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 
    Johnny ...................... Joel Gretsch 
    Mindy ....................... Terri Wilgren 



 146. 02/07/93  "HEELS ON WHEELS"  (715)   [01/22/93]
 Stacy Lipp

 Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by
 getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries
 it for herself and gets some good vibrations.  But it is Al who really
 takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least
 until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.

    Lulu ........................ Paris Houghton 
    NBC Announcer ............... Todd McLaren 



 147. 02/14/93  "MR. EMPTY PANTS"  (716)   
 George Tricker

 Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer
 the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex
 symbol.

    Bertha ...................... Cynthia Szigeti 
    Steve ....................... Steve Bean 
    Man ......................... Cain DeVore 
    Antoine ..................... Brian Jensen 
    Fredo ....................... Jack Kenny 
    Candy ....................... Kristi Ducati 
    Sandy ....................... Avalon Anders 
    Mandy ....................... Janne Halskov 
    Anchorman ................... Arthur Hanket 


 
 148. 02/21/93  "YOU CAN'T MISS"  (717)   [02/12/93]
 Joel Valentincic & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse *

 After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game 
 show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results.
 Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from
 knowing what day it is.

    Candy ....................... Chantal Dubay 
    Adam ........................ Bill Maher 
    Henry ....................... Brian Leckner 
    Eugene ...................... Matt Winston 
    Tania ....................... Allison Barron 
    Rodrico ..................... Ron Evans 
    Betty ....................... Kiamalise Budak 
    Carol ....................... Tiffany Sloan 



 149. 02/28/93  "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES"  (718)   [02/19/93]  {12.4/18}
 Richard Gurman

 Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess
 (Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and
 later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as
 the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune
 singing as much as anything else.  The crew is rounded out by Bud, as
 Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the 
 Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck.  Meanwhile, Al has a battle
 of his own with an overflowed toilet.

    Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison 
    Black Bob ................... Eric Menyuk 
    Black Ben ................... Gene LeBell 
    Black Bert .................. Frank Lloyd 
    Seven ....................... Shane Sweet 



 150. 03/14/93  "GO FOR THE OLD"  (719)   [02/26/93]
 Stacie Lipp

 When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior
 citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games,
 in which he shows--and gets--no mercy.   [Note: an announcer reads 
  the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to
  let the old guy win.  Well, then you haven't been paying attention 
  for the last seven years.  But, what we really wanted to do was to 
  give a lesson to all you folks out there".  Then Al has the last word:
    Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".]

    Ira ......................... E.D. Miller 
    Official .................... Kevin Brief 
    George ...................... George Feinstein 
    Vendor ...................... Mario Roccuzzo 
    Cheerleader ................. Peggy Gilbert 
    Cheerleader ................. Jerrie Thill 
    Cheerleader ................. Georgia Shilling 
    Cheerleader ................. Marian M. Wells 
    Stadium Announcer............ Todd McLaren 



 151. 03/28/93  "UNALFUL ENTRY"  (720)   [03/18/93]
 Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse *

 Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he
 decks him to halt the crime.  Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I
 broke into his face".  [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits:
  Kelly sitting alone, waiting says "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"]

    Laurie Diamond .............. Melanie Chartoff 
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 
    Burglar ..................... Randall "Tex" Cobb 
    Judge ....................... Edwin Owens 
    Sandy ....................... Brooke Stacy Mills 
    Anchorwoman ................. Kari Coleman 



 152. 04/11/93  "MOVIE SHOW"  (721)   [03/19/93]  {10.9}
 Ellen L. Fogle

 Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate 
 her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile 
 boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a
 girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are 
  sitting in the theater and making the following comments:  

  Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great.
  Al:    Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard.
  Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary.
  Bud:   Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle
         [director of photography], I heard they're secretly married.
  Al:    Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man!
         Whoa, here come the Columbia logo!
  ALL:   Booooo!! ]

    Frank ....................... David Boreanaz 
    Usher ....................... Craig Benton 
    Salesgirl ................... Kimberly Brooks 
    Lon ......................... Nick Oleson 
    Liz ......................... Elena Statheros 
    Lex ......................... Phil Dominguez 
    Lil ......................... Anahtt Minasyan 
    Man ......................... Robin Francis Robins 



 153. 04/25/93  "TILL DEATH DO US PART"  (722)   [03/26/93]  {11.0}
 Stacie Lipp

 Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though
 the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy.  Now its up to Al to get
 himself back into shape.  [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the 
  first time in this episode.]

    <no guest cast>



 154. 05/02/93  "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES"  (723)  [04/09/93]  {10.3/15}
 Kevin Curran

 Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store,
 but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him
 back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with 
 a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes".  Meanwhile,
 Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer.

    Ms. Blaub ................... Susan Peretz 
    Manager ..................... Peter Jason 
    Habib #1 .................... S. Kyle Parker 
    Habib #2 .................... Ted Davis 
    Herself ..................... Charlene Tilton 



 155. 05/09/93  "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE"  (724)   [04/16/93]  {9.6/16}
 Larry Jacobson 

 While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his
 cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a 
 Lincoln and a Mercedes.  Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for
 50K, so she starts collecting "K's".  [Note: during the end credits,
  Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50 Gs"]

    Joe ......................... Rob LaBelle 
    Policeman ................... Dan Tullis, Jr. 



 156. 05/16/93  "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS"  (725)   [04/23/93]  {12.2/19}
 Arthur Silver

 Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee 
 on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks
 for help from Bud---the guilty party.   

    Jimmy ....................... Abraham Benrubi 
    Dee Anna .................... Barbara Moore 



 157. 05/23/93  "THE PROPOSITION"  (726)   [04/30/93]  {13.1/21}
 Arthur Silver

 Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone
 like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High.  Now she is
 offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but 
 will Peggy agree to give up Al?

    Coco ........................ Vanna White 
    Phil ........................ Kevin Schon 
    Customer .................... Jane Childerhose 



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       a. episode number by airing order     d. date of taping
       b. original air date                  e. rating
       c. production code                    f. ratings share

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