OT: Humor only

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William M. Klein (wmklein@ix.netcom.com)
Wed, 1 Apr 1998 20:22:19 -0800


I hope the following is not considered "abuse" or "spam" but I just received
a note that included HUMOROUS text which I hope this mailing list will be
amused by. Please excuse me if this is a "serious" misuse of the mailing
list.

>>Subject: FW: (FUN) FAQ for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
>

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
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Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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