The Ugandan Dictator was no slouch in the crazy department himself. He executed 9000 soldiers from his own army during his first year of power, which two-thirds of the entire force of the country, crippling his own military strength for no real reason. But you want real crazy? One day he announced that he had defeated the British and wanted himself to be called the “Conqueror of the British Empire and King of Scotland". Okay then.

Really, could there be another guy at the top. A thousand years later and his name is still synonymous with insane debauchery. When sleazy porn producers make movies about your life you know you've been wild. Some highlights: he committed incest with his three sisters, he He had a temple built and made his horse the priest of that temple and he also demanded that he be honored and worshiped as a god

A lot of these leaders are wacky crazy, Stalin was more of the horrific and terrifying type of crazy. He never made a horse a priest or outlawed beards but he did murder approximately 10 million to 60 million people during his reign. I'm not sure if he was crazy or just pure evil.

This dude runs Turkmenistan. Hear are some of his greatest hits: Young men were forbidden to grow beards or long hair, listening to recorded music and radio was banned, he build a giant ice palace in the middle of Karakum, the hottest desert in central Asia.

How nuts was this guy? Well, he was the basis for the character of Dracula for one thing. The Prince of Wallachia tortured thousands of people as he feasted while being surrounded by impaled corpses on stakes. He also ordered the killing of every person in the city of Amlas, which was around 20,000 people including women and children

Degrading the office of President of the United States, with Clinton a distant 2nd Responsible for causing N.Y. panic by allowing a presidential 747 and f-16 to fly at low altitude in Twin Towers area Many of his cabinet choices His associations with unsavory persons Appearing on Larry King Live And so on ad-infinitum