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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel Who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia Who? Ammonia little kid!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!
I’m not sure this one works out very well but it’s a knock knock joke so who’s complaining.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
I’d be happier if you said nothing at all…
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Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO!
I Remember this one from when I was a kid, and I’m not ashamed to say it still makes me smile.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
This joke only makes sense if you’re old enough to know the song, which I wasn’t when I was telling knock knock jokes…
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked.
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Knock Knock! Who's there ? Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring !
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening....
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. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!.
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Keith. Keith Who? Keith me Sweetheart!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Cutie! Cutie who? Cutie Pie (squeeze the cheeks)
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? To. To Who? To Whom.
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Says. Says Who? Says me, that’s who!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? KGB! KGB wh--(SLAP!) WE will ask the questions!!!
Perhaps the only knock knock joke that ever made me laugh as an adult.
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Hawaii. Hawaii Who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Cows go. Cows go who? No, Cows go Moooo.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out!
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