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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
This not only says something about how old you are, but it is guaranteed to get a groan.
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I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I think if any guy but Quagmire seriously tried this, I’d never go into another bar alone again.
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Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
I’d rather call you gone. Any guy that needs to rely on this horrible of an opening isn’t going to be doing anyone any good.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I don’t know who would honestly think this would work, and I really don’t want to meet the girl it would work on.
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If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Yes, because sleeping in would make it all better….
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Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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11.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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12.
Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
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13.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.
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Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
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I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house?
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Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt?
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One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.
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