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Definitely the most macho thing to stay when breaking up with someone.
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”You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” – X-Men
Now there’s a threat that makes me wonder if she’s crazy as well as powerful, which in the end is actually very scary.
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Yes, it’s always very romantic to imply that a woman was old enough to be around cavemen.
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Yeah, if by love you mean a relationship that won’t last more than a week.
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"You realize, once we cut it off, it won't grow back! I mean, it isn't like hair, or fingernails, or toenails, you know!" – Mya Breckinridge
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Because it’s so hard to tell the difference
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"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." – Battlefield Earth
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“I've been taking my temperature and I know I'm ovulating right now. The ground is ready, I just need someone to plant the seed.” – The Big Chill
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“I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?” - The Jerk
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