1.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
What a great talent - to be able to speak braille. Of course, as all "facts" in this list... just for humor!
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
What would the movies have been like if he hadn't?
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Nice! Wonder if I will see him in the next circus show that comes around? I will have to get tickets just to check it out!
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Who wouldn't with all those muscles. I can't imagine Chuck Norris being scared of the boogeyman, so why not the boogeyman being scared of Chuck!
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
What a funny thought! No wonder the boogeyman is afraid of him! I would be afraid of someone that could actually slam a revolving door...
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
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10.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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12.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
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13.
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
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14.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
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15.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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16.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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17.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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18.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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19.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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20.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
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