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Satisfaction is harder to attain today, even in the area of customer service where satisfaction used to be a given. There are several strategies for getting more satisfaction as consumers, such as being specific about complaints. Men must learn to separate satisfaction from ambition.

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The Victim Hoods

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The columnist received numerous complaints from motorcyclists after a recent column in which he stated that most bikers would either end up in the hospital or in hell. Here, he offers a satirical retort to those complaints, focusing on the concepts of victimhood and victimization.

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Nerds of prey

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American hunters tend to wear goofy-looking orange day-glo hunting hats and vests, while their European counterparts dress in a more dignified manner. American hunters have humiliating rituals, such as rubbing garlic in their armpits to disguise their human scent.

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